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Count Alex's Losses
09-25-2011, 11:33 PM
This thing is gaining steam. A music video with some catchy lyrics and video of Cassel/the Chiefs failing would go viral. Just to be clear, the lyrics need to be edited throughout the song to reference the Chiefs and Andrew Luck.


CHOSEN SONG:

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Now to edit the lyrics. My edits in bold. Please add your Chiefs and/or Andrew Luck appropriate edits. References to the Chiefs and/or Cassel sucking are welcome. Please keep lyrics PG-13.

There she stood in the street, smiling from her head to her feet
I said, "A-hey, what is this?"
Now baby maybe, maybe she's in need of a kiss
I said, "A-hey, what's your name, baby?
Maybe we can see things the same
Now don't you wait or hesitate
Let's move before they raise the parking rate"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK

Let me draft you now!

I took her home to my place, watching every move on her face
She said, "Look, what's your game, baby?
Are you tryin' to put me in shame?"
I said, "Slow, don't go so fast
Don't you think that love can last?"
She said, "Love, lord above, now you're gonna trick me in love"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
Yeah, let's SUCK FOR LUCK!

Let me tell you all about it now

Took her home to my place, watching every move on her face
She said, "Look, what's your game?
Are you tryin' to put me in shame?"
"Baby", I said, "Slow, slow, don't go so fast
Don't you think that love can last?"
She said, "Love, lord above, now you're gonna trick me in love"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
etc
etc
etc

ClevelandBronco
09-25-2011, 11:35 PM
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Count Alex's Losses
09-25-2011, 11:35 PM
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No. GTFO. LMAO

Trevo_410
09-25-2011, 11:37 PM
we will we will draft you? "suck for" you? "start cassel some more for" you?

ClevelandBronco
09-25-2011, 11:37 PM
Luck, be our Brady...?

lewdog
09-25-2011, 11:38 PM
Sting---Message in a bottle (SOS). Can reference Cassel being on an island because he blows.

UVjYoofgcaA&feature=fvst

L.A. Chieffan
09-25-2011, 11:38 PM
Lucky star Madonna

Count Alex's Losses
09-25-2011, 11:39 PM
we will we will draft you? "suck for" you? "start cassel some more for" you?

OOOOH! I like that. That has potential.

Just to be clear, the lyrics need to be edited throughout the song to reference the Chiefs and Andrew Luck.

4th and Long
09-25-2011, 11:39 PM
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4th and Long
09-25-2011, 11:40 PM
I FOUND IT!
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WITH A LITTLE LUCK, WE CAN HELP IT OUT,
WE CAN MAKE THIS WHOLE DAMN THING WORK OUT.
WITH A LITTLE LOVE, WE CAN LAY IT DOWN,
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE TOWN EXPLODING?

THERE IS NO END TO WHAT WE CAN DO TOGETHER, (together)
THERE IS NO END. (there is no end, there is no end)
THE WILLOW TURNS HIS BACK ON INCLEMENT WEATHER,
AND IF HE CAN DO IT,
WE CAN DO IT, JUST ME AND YOU.

AND A LITTLE LUCK, WE CAN CLEAR IT UP,
WE CAN BRING IT IN FOR A LANDING.
WITH A LITTLE LUCK, WE CAN TURN IT ON,
THERE CAN BE NO MISUNDERSTANDING.

THERE IS NO END TO WHAT WE CAN DO TOGETHER, (together)
THERE IS NO END. (there is no end, there is no end)
THE WILLOW TURNS HIS BACK ON INCLEMENT WEATHER,
WE CAN DO IT, JUST ME AND YOU.

WITH A LITTLE PUSH, WE COULD SET IT OFF,
WE CAN SEND IT ROCKETING SKYWARDS.
WITH A LITTLE LOVE, WE COULD SHAKE IT UP,
DON'T YOU FEEL THE COMET EXPLODING?

WITH A LITTLE LUCK, WITH A LITTLE LUCK,
WITH A LITTLE LUCK, A LITTLE LUCK, A LITTLE LUCK...

WITH A LITTLE LUCK, WE CAN HELP IT OUT,
WE CAN MAKE THIS WHOLE DAMN THING WORK OUT.
WITH A LITTLE LOVE, WE CAN LAY IT DOWN,
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE TOWN EXPLODING?

WITH A LITTLE LOVE, BABY, WE CAN SET IT OFF,
SEND IT ROCKETING SKYWARDS.
WITH A LITTLE LUCK, WE COULD SHAKE IT UP, OH YEAH, YEAH.

WITH A LITTLE LUCK, WE CAN HELP IT OUT,
WE CAN MAKE THIS WHOLE DAMN THING WORK OUT.
WITH A LITTLE LOVE, WE CAN LAY IT DOWN,
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE TOWN EXPLODING?

WITH A LITTLE PUSH, WE CAN SEND IT OFF,
WE CAN SEND IT ROCKETING SKYWARDS.
WITH A LITTLE LOVE, WE COULD SHAKE IT UP,
DON'T YOU FEEL THE COMET EXPLODING?

WOW, WOW, WOW,
OOH, OOH.

BigChiefFan
09-25-2011, 11:50 PM
How about a country tune...

If you suck for Luck, ... yer bound to get the best pickkkk.
If you suck for Luck, ...you know your QB steps on his dickkkkk.

Ain't nobody know our misery
Ain't nobody know how lone-ly
Ain't nobody feel our pain.
Ain't nobody feel so damn drained.

If you suck for Luck, you actually have a chance.
If you suck for Luck, you come-like on Monica Lewisnky's dress.

If you suck for Luck, no more put downs.
If you suck for Luck, your team starting turning it around.


Suck for Luck, Suck for Luck, sure sounds like the best plan.
Suck for Luck, Suck for Luck we finally get a franchise man.

Suck for Luck.


BCF's copyright song written 9/25/2011.

CoMoChief
09-25-2011, 11:52 PM
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ROFL at your avatar.

SNR
09-25-2011, 11:55 PM
This doesn't solve our problem, but I know of a song for the true fans who want to see the Chiefs win 6 games and draft an OT this spring:

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KC Tattoo
09-25-2011, 11:56 PM
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Stakes are high & sometimes you got to lose to win. It's the Luck of the draw. We are gambling for Luck.

Shogun
09-25-2011, 11:58 PM
eastbound and down loaded up and luckin

he gon do what they say cant be doneeeee


we got a long way to go and a short time to get there

lewdog
09-25-2011, 11:58 PM
Take your pick from here---Top 50 songs with luck for lyrics.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1491204/top_50_songs_about_luck_pg2.html?cat=33

Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 12:02 AM
Take your pick from here---Top 50 songs with luck for lyrics.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1491204/top_50_songs_about_luck_pg2.html?cat=33

:facepalm:

luck does not have to be a part of the original lyrics.

I'm thinking something like this:

Let's suck for luck
let's really suck for luck
cus right now Cassel really blows

and if we suck for luck
if we really suck for luck
we might just win the super booooooooooooooooooooooowl

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BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 12:06 AM
Last time we won anything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f06QZCVUHg

BigChiefFan
09-26-2011, 12:07 AM
How about a country tune...

If you suck for Luck, ... yer bound to get the best pickkkk.
If you suck for Luck, ...you know your QB steps on his dickkkkk.

Ain't nobody know our misery
Ain't nobody know how lone-ly
Ain't nobody feel our pain.
Ain't nobody feel so damn drained.

If you suck for Luck, you actually have a chance.
If you suck for Luck, you come-like on Monica Lewisnky's dress.

If you suck for Luck, no more put downs.
If you suck for Luck, your team starting turning it around.


Suck for Luck, Suck for Luck, sure sounds like the best plan.
Suck for Luck, Suck for Luck we finally get a franchise man.

Suck for Luck.


BCF's copyright song written 9/25/2011.

This song just keeps climbin' the charts. LMAO

BigRock
09-26-2011, 12:08 AM
Not really Luck related, but in honor of his ability to sound completely delusional about his own level of play, I want a worst-of Matt Cassel video set to this.

I imagine him throwing a pick and then skipping his way back to the sideline with this in his head.

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Trevo_410
09-26-2011, 12:08 AM
Last time we won anything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f06QZCVUHg

niceee

Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 12:11 AM
Not really Luck related, but in honor of his ability to sound completely delusional about his own level of play, I want a worst-of Matt Cassel video set to this.

I imagine him throwing a pick and then skipping his way back to the sideline with this in his head.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j3YrNSw5a2I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Last night I had the strangest dream
i threw a stupid pick, cus im a fucking dick
and you said chiefs fans were oh so mean
Didn't want no one to bench ya, what does that mean? And you said...

Chiefs=Good
09-26-2011, 12:15 AM
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BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 12:20 AM
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BigRock
09-26-2011, 12:21 AM
We haven't won a playoff game since '93. You know what was a big song in '93?

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LUCK
I'D RUN INTO HELL AND BACK
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LUCK
CUZ CASSEL SUCKS AND THAT'S A FACT

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LUCK
BUT I WON'T DO THAT

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6898/newspapern.jpg

Shogun
09-26-2011, 12:21 AM
The Luck song -


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Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 12:22 AM
We haven't won a playoff game since '93. You know what was a big song in '93?

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LUCK
I'D RUN INTO HELL AND BACK
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LUCK
CUZ CASSEL SUCKS AND THAT'S A FACT

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LUCK
BUT I WON'T DO THAT

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6898/newspapern.jpg

See this....this is a good suggestion.

That's catchy.

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 12:22 AM
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BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 12:24 AM
Cassel's Theme


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Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 12:29 AM
Cassel's Theme


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this is Cassel's theme

ChiefsNow
09-26-2011, 12:38 AM
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BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 12:43 AM
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Thig Lyfe
09-26-2011, 12:52 AM
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF "FUCK YOU" WE DO "LUCK YOU"

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DA_T_84
09-26-2011, 12:52 AM
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Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 12:53 AM
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DA_T_84
09-26-2011, 12:57 AM
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ChiefsNow
09-26-2011, 12:57 AM
Hey Cassel goodbye you suck
we're gonna get luck.

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This song has potential if you cut it and reword it.

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:00 AM
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BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 01:01 AM
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You're doing it wrong

Bonnie Tyler FTW


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DA_T_84
09-26-2011, 01:03 AM
You're doing it wrong

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:07 AM
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BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 01:10 AM
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Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:11 AM
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Pitt Gorilla
09-26-2011, 01:12 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LatorN4P9aA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Man, that was horrible.

BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 01:13 AM
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Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:19 AM
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Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:24 AM
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BillSelfsTrophycase
09-26-2011, 01:26 AM
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Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 01:28 AM
Just stop, Tribal. You wouldn't know catchy if it bit you on the ass.

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:30 AM
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Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:31 AM
Just stop, Tribal. You wouldn't know catchy if it bit you on the ass.

I guess different strokes for different folks

BossChief
09-26-2011, 01:45 AM
heres the theme for our season so far anyway...

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nothing wrong with me = I graded out perfectly
Cant....take....much....moooooreee = Cassels play
Lets the bodies hit the floor = self explanatory
somethings got to give = cassel being gone and luck

I know it isnt a good fit for what you're asking for though...carry on.

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:48 AM
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Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 01:56 AM
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I liked this song from the Burfict video

Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 02:00 AM
STOP IT

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 02:03 AM
STOP IT

Dude, I know what's going to happen anyway you'll pick something totally different from the suggestions because it has to be "your" idea.

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 02:10 AM
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Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 02:16 AM
Dude, I know what's going to happen anyway you'll pick something totally different from the suggestions because it has to be "your" idea.

LMAO

You're not even posting any decent suggestions. Tell me how any of these songs have lyrics that can be reworked to fit Andrew Luck? Obscure shit from Judas Priest isn't even going to be recognizable.

You're posting youtubes of songs you like and not even bothering to explain how they fit. Just stop, please.

ChiefsandO'sfan
09-26-2011, 02:24 AM
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Third Eye
09-26-2011, 02:49 AM
LMAO

You're not even posting any decent suggestions. Tell me how any of these songs have lyrics that can be reworked to fit Andrew Luck? Obscure shit from Judas Priest isn't even going to be recognizable.

You're posting youtubes of songs you like and not even bothering to explain how they fit. Just stop, please.

While I agree that most of his choices don't really fit the "catchy" criteria, Judas Priest is anything but obscure. That song is particularly NOT obscure.

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 03:06 AM
LMAO

You're not even posting any decent suggestions. Tell me how any of these songs have lyrics that can be reworked to fit Andrew Luck? Obscure shit from Judas Priest isn't even going to be recognizable.

You're posting youtubes of songs you like and not even bothering to explain how they fit. Just stop, please.

New Divide

So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
Give me reason to fill this hole, connect the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies across this new divide
Across this new divide, across this new divide ( hope for next season)






Set it off


He was standing at the rock
Gathering the fog
Getting there with no directions
And underneath the arch
Turned into a march
And there he found a spot to set this fucker on ( field general in the face of fury)



Suddenly a shot
Ripped into his heart
He needed some attention
And there he played his card
Going into shock
The last thing that he said was set this fucker on ( winning the game)

You know your right

I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear
No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail

( calm in adversity when the pressure is on)

Paradise city


Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home

( kicking ass and taking names)

Another Thing coming

If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain
Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You got another thing comin'

( to signify the ease of mind of his play)


99 Problems is pretty self explainatory

Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 03:09 AM
Nice lyrics. Rework them to include the phrase "Suck For Luck."

Oh wait, you can't.

BECAUSE THE SONGS DON'T FUCKING FIT AND AREN'T CATCHY AT ALL

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 03:11 AM
Nice lyrics. Rework them to include the phrase "Suck For Luck."

Oh wait, you can't.

BECAUSE THE SONGS DON'T FUCKING FIT AND AREN'T CATCHY AT ALL


that phrase easy

you should've said something, I thought you meant the essence of his play, then I'll find other songs

BigRock
09-26-2011, 03:18 AM
SUCK! IN THE NAME OF LUCK
BEFORE YOU BEAT THE COLTS
SUCK! IN THE NAME OF LUCK
THANK GOD CASSEL CHOKED AGAINST THE BOLTS

THINK IT O-O-OVER

BigRock
09-26-2011, 03:21 AM
LUCK
LUCK WILL KEEP US TOGETHER
THINK OF US, CHIEFS, WHENEVER

OUR SHITTY QB THROWS THE BALL
MAKING DRIVES STALL
HOW CAN HE HAVE 22 COMPLETIONS
WITH YARDAGE SO SMALL

JUST SUCK (SUCK)
CUZ WE REALLY HATE HIM
SUCK (SUCK)
CUZ YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T TRADE HIM

FILL THE EMPTY SEATS AND LET LUCK
KEEP US TOGETHERRRRRR

BigRock
09-26-2011, 03:23 AM
YOU GOTTA BE COOL
YOU GOTTA BE CALM
YOU GOTTA STAY TOGETHER

ALL I KNOW
ALL I KNOW
LUCK WILL SAVE THE DAY

Don't really have to change that one much.

Tribal Warfare
09-26-2011, 03:33 AM
Good Luck bad luck Lynyd Skynyrd

I ainít the son of the seventh son, black cats wonít cross my path
Good luck comes I just watch it run and it sure does run out fast
I wasnít born under no bad sign, but it was friday the 13th
East, west, no, yes
Hot, cold, tell you this
Ainít nothiní in between
Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Well life can be a little hard sometimes, you do what you gotta do
A lot depends on the luck a man has and the cards thatís been dealt to you
Iíd fold this hand if I could or at least take a card or two
I been around
Had my ups and downs
Tell me does it sound little like you
Good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse
Good luck, bad luck

Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 03:38 AM
Good Luck bad luck Lynyd Skynyrd

I ainít the son of the seventh son, black cats wonít cross my path
Good luck comes I just watch it run and it sure does run out fast
I wasnít born under no bad sign, but it was friday the 13th
East, west, no, yes
Hot, cold, tell you this
Ainít nothiní in between
Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Well life can be a little hard sometimes, you do what you gotta do
A lot depends on the luck a man has and the cards thatís been dealt to you
Iíd fold this hand if I could or at least take a card or two
I been around
Had my ups and downs
Tell me does it sound little like you
Good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse
Good luck, bad luck


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Short Leash Hootie
09-26-2011, 11:54 AM
Can we just steal the john cena theme song?

gblowfish
09-26-2011, 11:59 AM
Well, if we're gonna Suck, let's really SUCK!

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Trevo_410
09-26-2011, 12:01 PM
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare View Post
Good Luck bad luck Lynyd Skynyrd

I ainít the son of the seventh son, black cats wonít cross my path
Good luck comes I just watch it run and it sure does run out fast
I wasnít born under no bad sign, but it was friday the 13th
East, west, no, yes
Hot, cold, tell you this
Ainít nothiní in between
Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Well life can be a little hard sometimes, you do what you gotta do
A lot depends on the luck a man has and the cards thatís been dealt to you
Iíd fold this hand if I could or at least take a card or two
I been around
Had my ups and downs
Tell me does it sound little like you
Good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse

Its either good luck -- Iím the last to get it
Bad luck -- Iím the first
When itís good, ainít nothiní better
When itís bad, ainít nothiní worse
Good luck, bad luck
NEW RULE: YOU DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD

LMAO

Radar Chief
09-26-2011, 12:04 PM
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DJ's left nut
09-26-2011, 12:20 PM
I thought this was pretty easy:

"Even the losers....get lucky sometimes"

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Sofa King
09-26-2011, 01:10 PM
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PunkinDrublic
09-26-2011, 01:34 PM
When in doubt go with Neil Diamond

Sweet Andrew Luck bam bam bam
we've tanked our season just for you
Torn ACLs
2011s got us so blue

Or Air Supply

Todds all out of Luck
the Chiefs are so lost without you
We know you are right
and Pioli is oh so wrong

Sofa King
09-26-2011, 01:38 PM
"Bury Matt Castle Lyrics" google search comes up with this. "Bury the Castle" comes up over and over in the song.


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Shag
09-26-2011, 01:55 PM
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Andrew Luck, Fuck Yeah! Suck for Luck, Fuck Yeah!

Lots of potential!

Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 02:26 PM
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I think we have a winner. Actual song:

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Now to edit the lyrics. My edits in bold. Please add your Chiefs and/or Andrew Luck appropriate edits. References to the Chiefs and/or Cassel sucking are welcome. Please keep lyrics PG-13.

There she stood in the street, smiling from her head to her feet
I said, "A-hey, what is this?"
Now baby maybe, maybe she's in need of a kiss
I said, "A-hey, what's your name, baby?
Maybe we can see things the same
Now don't you wait or hesitate
Let's move before they raise the parking rate"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK

Let me draft you now!

I took her home to my place, watching every move on her face
She said, "Look, what's your game, baby?
Are you tryin' to put me in shame?"
I said, "Slow, don't go so fast
Don't you think that love can last?"
She said, "Love, lord above, now you're gonna trick me in love"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
Yeah, let's SUCK FOR LUCK!

Let me tell you all about it now

Took her home to my place, watching every move on her face
She said, "Look, what's your game?
Are you tryin' to put me in shame?"
"Baby", I said, "Slow, slow, don't go so fast
Don't you think that love can last?"
She said, "Love, lord above, now you're gonna trick me in love"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
etc
etc
etc

Sofa King
09-26-2011, 02:51 PM
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KCUnited
09-26-2011, 03:00 PM
Do you believe in life after Luck?
I can feel something inside me say
I really do think we suck enough, now

ClevelandBronco
09-26-2011, 07:09 PM
Minimal changes needed. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Don McLean.

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And if she asks you why, you can tell her that I told you that I'm tired of Cassel in the Air. I've got a dream I want the world to share, and Cassel's arm just leads me to despair.

digger
09-26-2011, 07:29 PM
Good Song.
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Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 07:32 PM
We're done here guys. No more suggestions, thanks. Please contribute to editing the lyrics.

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I think we have a winner. Actual song:

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Now to edit the lyrics. My edits in bold. Please add your Chiefs and/or Andrew Luck appropriate edits. References to the Chiefs and/or Cassel sucking are welcome. Please keep lyrics PG-13.

There she stood in the street, smiling from her head to her feet
I said, "A-hey, what is this?"
Now baby maybe, maybe she's in need of a kiss
I said, "A-hey, what's your name, baby?
Maybe we can see things the same
Now don't you wait or hesitate
Let's move before they raise the parking rate"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK

Let me draft you now!

I took her home to my place, watching every move on her face
She said, "Look, what's your game, baby?
Are you tryin' to put me in shame?"
I said, "Slow, don't go so fast
Don't you think that love can last?"
She said, "Love, lord above, now you're gonna trick me in love"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
Yeah, let's SUCK FOR LUCK!

Let me tell you all about it now

Took her home to my place, watching every move on her face
She said, "Look, what's your game?
Are you tryin' to put me in shame?"
"Baby", I said, "Slow, slow, don't go so fast
Don't you think that love can last?"
She said, "Love, lord above, now you're gonna trick me in love"

SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
SUCK FOR LUCK baby, let's SUCK FOR LUCK
etc
etc
etc

BryanBusby
09-26-2011, 07:36 PM
Here's an outro for Matt Cassel

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Count Alex's Losses
09-26-2011, 07:39 PM
Roger on the outro. LMAO

KurtCobain
09-26-2011, 07:40 PM
I decided to re-do a few songs I wrote before I ate buckshot back in '94.

I'm not like them but I can pretend
The game is gone and we have a light
The season is done and I'm having fun
I think we suck

Maybe just lucky
I think I'm just lucky
I think I'm just lucky
I think I'm just lucky

My QB is broke and I have some glue
But cassel inhaled it, now he plays like a jew
He'll float around, throw balls to clouds
Then they'll come down


Have an interception
Have an interception
Have an interception
Have an interception
Have an interception
Have an interception

Draft the sun, Muir's asleep
Wish away, Hunt is cheap
Lesson learned, wish me luck
Soothe the burn, Cuz we HAVE TO SUCK

ClevelandBronco
09-26-2011, 07:42 PM
We're done here guys...

Thanks for your vote, but get the fuck in the back seat where you belong, Jr.

KurtCobain
09-26-2011, 07:44 PM
I'm so happy. Cause today I found my friends.
They suck for luck. They're so ugly. But that's ok.
'Cause is Cassel. He looks like douche.
Sunday morning. We're about to lose for all I care.
And I'm not scared. Start Matt Cassel. in a daze CAUSE I FOUND LUCK.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.....

loochy
09-28-2011, 10:06 AM
I thought of this one last night when I saw that Back to the Future was on.

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The power of Luck is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Throw a TD after getting a little shove
More than a feeling that's the power of Luck

Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream
Make a bad one good make a wrong one right
Power of Luck that keeps the Faid home at night

Chorus 1 :
You don't need a Cassel, he's so lame
Don't need no O-Line to ride this train
He's strong and he's sudden and he's cruel sometimes
But he might just save your life
That's the power of Luck
That's the power of Luck

First time you feel it, it might make you sad
Next time you feel it it might make you mad
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
That's the power makes the Chiefs go 'round

Chorus 2 :
You don't need a Cassel, he's so lame
Don't need no O-Line to ride this train
He's strong and he's sudden and he's cruel sometimes
But he might just save your life

They say that all in Luck is fair
Yeah, but you don't care
But you know what to do
When he gets hold of you
And with a little help from above
You feel the power of Luck
You feel the power of Luck
Can you feel it ?
Hmmm

Chorus 3 :
You don't need a Cassel, he's so lame
Don't need no O-Line to ride this train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won't feel nothin' till you feel
You feel the power, just the power of Luck
That's the power, that's the power of Luck
You feel the power of Luck
You feel the power of Luck
Feel the power of Luck

(to fade)

L.A. Chieffan
09-29-2011, 12:33 AM
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I love this track:

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wazu
09-29-2011, 10:31 AM
we will we will draft you? "suck for" you? "start cassel some more for" you?

This is the best thought in the thread. Not sure what is up with the song in the current OP, but it doesn't work.

"WE WILL, WE WILL DRAFT YOU!" is something that could be shouted by all 20,000 fans every Sunday. And it's got such a connection to football already. Just need to come up with the lyrics, find somebody who can record it.

chiefscafan
09-29-2011, 11:36 AM
Cassel you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your helmet all over the place

We will we will luck you

Andrew you’re a young man hard man
Shoutin’ in the street gonna win a championship some day
Cassel got blood on yo’ face
Your big disgrace
Wavin’ your banner all over the place

We will we will luck you
We will we will luck you

Cassel you’re an old man poor man
Pleading with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

You got mud on your face
Your a big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will luck you

chiefscafan
09-29-2011, 11:41 AM
Rough sketch b4 work change it if ya like

Count Alex's Losses
09-29-2011, 12:59 PM
This is the best thought in the thread. Not sure what is up with the song in the current OP, but it doesn't work.

"WE WILL, WE WILL DRAFT YOU!" is something that could be shouted by all 20,000 fans every Sunday. And it's got such a connection to football already. Just need to come up with the lyrics, find somebody who can record it.

Alright, we can change it. chiefscafan's suggestions are pretty good. Any other ideas?

Sofa King
09-29-2011, 01:35 PM
I request a large background wallpaper for my computer consisting of Andrew Luck in Chiefs gear (the awesome gif horse's one not the other) with a chiefs themed background.


Do it. Do it.

Demonpenz
09-29-2011, 01:39 PM
Won't be the end of the Franchise? The way it is being ran right now the damned thing will be in LA by 2015.

Sofa King
09-29-2011, 01:45 PM
Won't be the end of the Franchise? The way it is being ran right now the damned thing will be in LA by 2015.

I can't believe the writers are actually talking about this right now.