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KurtCobain
10-07-2011, 10:04 PM
Trying to get a vibrator for my sister for her birthday this month. Do any of you cp women out there have a preference? I saw these giant green dick looking things at spencers that came in a combo package deal with ky jelly. As a woman, would you prefer this? What about the little finger ones? And should I get her an instruction booklet?

Thig Lyfe
10-07-2011, 10:05 PM
That's sweet of you.

Demonpenz
10-07-2011, 10:11 PM
you have to get a chainsaw that has tounges on it

luv
10-07-2011, 10:14 PM
You're not sure if your sister would like a vibrator? :spock:

notorious
10-07-2011, 10:15 PM
Loan her yours..........











Just breakin' balls! :D

Buck
10-07-2011, 10:16 PM
JUST GIVE YOUR SISTER A GOOD DICKING.

RJ
10-07-2011, 10:18 PM
Loan her yours..........











Just breakin' balls! :D



It's always nice when siblings share their toys.

TrebMaxx
10-07-2011, 10:19 PM
Make sure it fits well in her ass. Girls like that.

KurtCobain
10-07-2011, 10:19 PM
You're not sure if your sister would like a vibrator? :spock:

I'm sure she would, I just don't know what kind.

Help please?

notorious
10-07-2011, 10:19 PM
JUST GIVE YOUR SISTER A GOOD DICKING.

Incest is best when you put your sister to the test?

KurtCobain
10-07-2011, 10:19 PM
JUST GIVE YOUR SISTER A GOOD DICKING.

She's not interested.

Buck
10-07-2011, 10:20 PM
She's not interested.

I hate when girls play games.

She really wants it, but she wants you to forcibly take it from her (without her having to tell you that, it feels more real).

luv
10-07-2011, 10:32 PM
I'm sure she would, I just don't know what kind.

Help please?

Can never go wrong with one with a rabbit.

KurtCobain
10-07-2011, 10:36 PM
With a what?

notorious
10-07-2011, 10:37 PM
With a what?

Playboy bunny?

Ugly Duck
10-07-2011, 10:52 PM
Dude. Keep your mind out of your sister's vagina. Its just not right....

chiefforlife
10-07-2011, 10:52 PM
Your going to buy your.....sister.....a vibrator? Really?

Thats fuckin' weird. Your fuckin' weird. Seriously...:hmmm:

Buck
10-07-2011, 10:54 PM
Man I trolled you so good Kurt.

luv
10-07-2011, 10:57 PM
With a what?

http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/rotating-rabbit-vibrator-ia-6-ib-6091_1105687-350x350.jphe

BigMeatballDave
10-07-2011, 10:57 PM
Can never go wrong with one with a rabbit.If I were a woman, I'd have a dozen of these fuckers. :D

KurtCobain
10-07-2011, 10:59 PM
oh wow

luv
10-07-2011, 10:59 PM
Triple stimulator.

http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/total-ecstasy-triple-stimulator-vibrator-ia-r-ib-r511_1204950-350x350.jphe

BigMeatballDave
10-07-2011, 11:13 PM
Triple stimulator.

http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/total-ecstasy-triple-stimulator-vibrator-ia-r-ib-r511_1204950-350x350.jpheLuv knows her toys... :D

Baconeater
10-07-2011, 11:15 PM
Triple stimulator.

http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/total-ecstasy-triple-stimulator-vibrator-ia-r-ib-r511_1204950-350x350.jphe
Wait...how many...umm...err...I mean where does the...eh...fuck it, I don't even want to know.

4th and Long
10-07-2011, 11:19 PM
I'd love to count all the things that are horribly wrong with this thread but I just don't have enough fingers and toes.

luv
10-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Wait...how many...umm...err...I mean where does the...eh...**** it, I don't even want to know.

The rabbit doesn't get a hole.

4th and Long
10-07-2011, 11:28 PM
The rabbit doesn't get a hole.
Poor rabbit.

teedubya
10-07-2011, 11:30 PM
She's not interested.

No means No, Kurt.

Fish
10-07-2011, 11:32 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01370/Siblings_01_1370393a.jpg

KurtCobain
10-07-2011, 11:32 PM
http://images.flowers.vg/1024x768/rabbit-brown.jpg

kysirsoze
10-07-2011, 11:33 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01370/Siblings_01_1370393a.jpg

LMAO

Valiant
10-07-2011, 11:54 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01370/Siblings_01_1370393a.jpg

Holy shit.. I just realized who the brother looks like..

They 51yo actor from green mile that married the 16yo...

Rausch
10-07-2011, 11:59 PM
Triple stimulator.

http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/total-ecstasy-triple-stimulator-vibrator-ia-r-ib-r511_1204950-350x350.jphe

The Shocker: Now with neon lights and vibration!

luv
10-08-2011, 12:06 AM
The Shocker: Now with neon lights and vibration!

Darn tootin!

Caseyguyrr
10-08-2011, 12:07 AM
I'd love to count all the things that are horribly wrong with this thread but I just don't have enough fingers and toes.

ROFL

SPchief
10-08-2011, 12:09 AM
http://images.flowers.vg/1024x768/rabbit-brown.jpg

Where's the pancake?

listopencil
10-08-2011, 12:59 AM
Wait...how many...umm...err...I mean where does the...eh...**** it, I don't even want to know.

Rabbit for the clitoris, main shaft for the vagina, little shaft for the rectum.

Baconeater
10-08-2011, 01:23 AM
Rabbit for the clitoris, main shaft for the vagina, little shaft for the rectum.
Rectum?

BucEyedPea
10-08-2011, 01:25 AM
Why not a strap on?

pr_capone
10-08-2011, 01:27 AM
Can never go wrong with one with a rabbit.

think of the mental image you just put in your dad's head if he reads this at some point.

then next time you grab your rabbit, you will think of your dad and his mental image of you admitting that you use a rabbit to flick the bean.

BryanBusby
10-08-2011, 03:31 AM
Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em

Smed1065
10-08-2011, 04:39 AM
No wonder it is amazing for men to listen.

Too funny.

HoneyBadger
10-08-2011, 05:08 AM
I'll do you a favor... send your sister to me, and I'll be her real life vibrator. You're welcome.

Crush
10-08-2011, 05:38 AM
I hate when girls play games.

She really wants it, but she wants you to forcibly take it from her (without her having to tell you that, it feels more real).

Obviously NSFW Language

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b4hNaFkbZYU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fritz88
10-08-2011, 06:19 AM
Inpect it yourself
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Setsuna
10-08-2011, 08:59 AM
Wow Kurt. Ultimate troll. I'm sure she already has a vibrator. Probably a 5 in. thick, 14 in. long black one.

jspchief
10-08-2011, 09:37 AM
Am I the only one that's tired of this jackass?

bevischief
10-08-2011, 09:56 AM
Trying to get a vibrator for my sister for her birthday this month. Do any of you cp women out there have a preference? I saw these giant green dick looking things at spencers that came in a combo package deal with ky jelly. As a woman, would you prefer this? What about the little finger ones? And should I get her an instruction booklet?

sounds like a trap.

Dave Lane
10-08-2011, 10:37 AM
Why not for your mom? She probably needs it more.

Short Leash Hootie
10-08-2011, 10:51 AM
you guys see what I mean about trying too hard?

this was meant to be funny by way of shock factor...but it wasn't funny, nor shocking

Just dumb

Saul Good
10-08-2011, 10:53 AM
Triple stimulator.

http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/total-ecstasy-triple-stimulator-vibrator-ia-r-ib-r511_1204950-350x350.jphe

Does that thing have a kick-start, is is there a rope you have to pull?

Delano
10-08-2011, 11:05 AM
you guys see what I mean about trying too hard?

this was meant to be funny by way of shock factor...but it wasn't funny, nor shocking

Just dumb

True. And the kicker is this: joey's best contributions to this bulletin board are heisted from another board. All of his random polls are the intellectual property of a different person.
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luv
10-08-2011, 11:07 AM
you guys see what I mean about trying too hard?

this was meant to be funny by way of shock factor...but it wasn't funny, nor shocking

Just dumb

I don't generally like parody threads, either.

Predarat
10-08-2011, 11:11 AM
post her pic.

jspchief
10-08-2011, 11:16 AM
you guys see what I mean about trying too hard?

this was meant to be funny by way of shock factor...but it wasn't funny, nor shocking

Just dumb

Exactly.

Seems like everything he posts is for attention. It's rarely clever, funny, original, intelligent, or anything else that makes it worth reading.

The only saving grace is that his life is such a perpetually moving train wreck that I have little doubt his posting will eventually screech to a halt when he ends up homeless, incarcerated, or dead.

Pants
10-08-2011, 11:19 AM
Am I the only one that's tired of this jackass?

lol no

CoMoChief
10-08-2011, 11:31 AM
I find it weird that you'd be buying your "sister" one of these.



maybe that's just me. A wife....gf perhaps yes......but a sister? To me, that's on the same grounds as your mother, aunt, cousin......it's weird as hell.....hope you're not being serious.

Setsuna
10-08-2011, 11:33 AM
Is he possibly the male badgirl? :eek:

Short Leash Hootie
10-08-2011, 11:38 AM
I find it weird that you'd be buying your "sister" one of these.



maybe that's just me. A wife....gf perhaps yes......but a sister? To me, that's on the same grounds as your mother, aunt, cousin......it's weird as hell.....hope you're not being serious.

you're and idiot

KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 11:53 AM
Here's a pic of my sister with a dildo

http://imgsrc.com/imgbank/n668905174.jpg

Baconeater
10-08-2011, 11:55 AM
True. And the kicker is this: joey's best contributions to this bulletin board are heisted from another board. All of his random polls are the intellectual property of a different person.
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I am crushed. :(

KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 11:57 AM
What the hell have I ever come up with that I'd steal from someone else?

Baconeater
10-08-2011, 12:02 PM
What the hell have I ever come up with that I'd steal from someone else?
He's claiming you stole the random polls.

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KQveng3Wxz8" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>

KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 12:05 PM
My brother had this book full of ideas that were going to make him rich, and he wouldn't ever show them to anybody because he claimed his seatbelt belt idea was stolen from him when he was overheard at sears.

So, one day I got a peek at his best one. He had a bell that would ring when the bathwater got full, so you could run and turn it off. Genius. Except they have censors that do that for you now.

And I want a link to the board that lists "mattcasselbuttrape" and "condoms full of red jello" as their random poll options. That's a board I want to be a part of.

Short Leash Hootie
10-08-2011, 12:11 PM
you just aren't funny at all, yet you try so hard

KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 12:12 PM
Last night my wife saw me browsing part of this thread and said "So, what's this one about?" and I said "random picture thread" and showed her a few of the pics but I wouldnt go near the op. So I was thinking about editing the op this morning but then Hootie will feel like he did something important if I do/

Valiant
10-08-2011, 12:13 PM
Here's a pic of my sister with a dildo

http://imgsrc.com/imgbank/n668905174.jpg

I think I have found something to edit with MS paint..

KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 12:15 PM
you just aren't funny at all, yet you try so hard

Dude, when did I say I was funny or when do I try hard? I'm in bed with an eye olser thingy doing homework and this thread took me about ten seconds to write up while waiting for a page to load. I didn't personally think it was funny. Just something that entertained a few people.

It'a just like you claiming I try so hard to fit in.If I was trying to "fit in" wouldn't I not post this crap? Wouldn't I just post lame opinions about thew Chiefs in other threads like I have some control over the team?

Dave Lane
10-08-2011, 12:17 PM
you just aren't funny at all, yet you try so hard

Its like a black fly in your chardonnay...

Short Leash Hootie
10-08-2011, 12:20 PM
Its like a black fly in your chardonnay...

no I'm hilarious when I want to be, but that is just natural for me

Delano
10-08-2011, 12:22 PM
Source link is on my computer, which is at another location, but let me say this: I found your treasure trove of material on a single ongoing thread on a different board. It went down every time following a template. Original content posted on another board. Approximately 12 hours later joey reposts the polls on ChiefsPlanet.

I've called you out on this before and I think it's time you come clean.
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KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 12:23 PM
Source link is on my computer, which is at another location, but let me say this: I found your treasure trove of material on a single ongoing thread on a different board. It went down every time following a template. Original content posted on another board. Approximately 12 hours later joey reposts the polls on ChiefsPlanet.

I've called you out on this before and I think it's time you come clean.
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Yeah okay.

Delano
10-08-2011, 12:27 PM
Yeah okay.

What if I told you, the next time you post one of that other guy's polls, I'm going to send him the link?
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KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 12:28 PM
What if I told you, the next time you post one of that other guy's polls, I'm going to send him the link?
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I'm really not sure if you're serious.

Delano
10-08-2011, 12:33 PM
I'm really not sure if you're serious.

Listen, joey, I'd just advise you to think twice before submitting another of his polls. A lot of thought, research, and effort from a few different people go into those things. I'd like to help you some more, but I've got to return some video tapes. I can assure you, it's quite urgent.
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KurtCobain
10-08-2011, 12:35 PM
Listen, joey, I'd just advise you to think twice before submitting another of his polls. A lot of thought, research, and effort from a few different people go into those things. I'd like to help you some more, but I've got to return some video tapes. I can assure you, it's quite urgent.
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LMAO

Predarat
10-08-2011, 12:40 PM
None of the girls in that pic is going to need a dildo, so if you buy it, give it to your mom instead, she could probably use it.