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Nzoner
10-07-2011, 10:56 PM
with the,as Alf used to say The Technicolor Yawn. :(

Started at happy hour at 4 p.m. with a 25 oz blvd wheat and a plate of wings then switched to a strwberry vodka lemonade (don't ask) and then back to 2 more 25 oz blvd wheats.

After that a buddy I went to another bar where I got another 25 oz blvd wheat a cheeseburger and fries.Didn't feel like eating(got a to go box) but with my burger and his buffalo salad we still needed a food order of a few bucks to use one of our $5 off coupons so we ordered a dessert called brownie bites with ice cream.

Buddy finishes half while i'm working on a 2nd 25 oz blvd wheat and pushes dessert to me.I tell him no can do because I'll surely puke.So dumbass(me) orders a 3rd beer and while waiting devours the brownie and ice cream then downs the beer.

Anyhoe the thread title explains it all as i can't finish because this was a bad idea for a thread and I feel like it's tome to hurl again...

Frazod
10-07-2011, 10:58 PM
For some reason this thread reminds me of Rausch......

Baconeater
10-07-2011, 11:00 PM
Was the dessert substantially less than $5? I'm trying to understand how ordering it was worth being able to use a $5 off coupon.

Baconeater
10-07-2011, 11:02 PM
Because even if the dessert was only $3, you only saved $2 by ordering something you didn't really want in the first place. This is why coupons are evil.

KcMizzou
10-07-2011, 11:04 PM
I remember Alf. I don't remember him mentioning "The Technicolor Yawn". (But that's awesome.) Puke and rally.

Nzoner
10-07-2011, 11:05 PM
Because even if the dessert was only $3, you only saved $2 by ordering something you didn't really want in the first place. This is why coupons are evil.

It was $6.99,my buddy wanted it and i wanted to use a coupon for a client of ours,i shoulda just let the shit go to waste :(

KcMizzou
10-07-2011, 11:05 PM
For some reason this thread reminds me of Rausch......I could tell you a story about Bearcat too...

Just sayin'.

Frazod
10-07-2011, 11:06 PM
I could tell you a story about Bearcat too...

Just sayin'.

Oh, do tell! :D

Nzoner
10-07-2011, 11:07 PM
now i got the fockin hiccups and am scared the next set may find me 'technocolor yawning" all over my keyboard

Baconeater
10-07-2011, 11:07 PM
It was $6.99,my buddy wanted it and i wanted to use a coupon for a client of ours,i shoulda just let the shit go to waste :(
Definitely. Brownies and ice cream with beer does not sound good at all. I'm about to hurl just from thinking about it.

Baconeater
10-07-2011, 11:09 PM
I could tell you a story about Bearcat too...

Just sayin'.
Shit, at the '07 bash I ended up puking into the refrigerator crisper drawer in the camper we were staying in.

Nzoner
10-07-2011, 11:10 PM
I remember Alf. I don't remember him mentioning "The Technicolor Yawn". (But that's awesome.) Puke and rally.

oh i spewed like a damn faucett outside,my poor dogs were like WTF Dad....so now here I sit and why am i even discussing it,i prolly feel better i just quit thinking bout it

KcMizzou
10-07-2011, 11:11 PM
Oh, do tell! :DHonestly, it's much less interesting. He put his on pavement. Specifically the parking lot of Johnny O'Quigley's.... many moons ago. He did rally, though....

Fish
10-07-2011, 11:14 PM
Boulevard, brownies, and ice cream... You're a warrior dude...

KcMizzou
10-07-2011, 11:16 PM
Boulevard, brownies, and ice cream... You're a warrior dude...intestinal fortitude

shakesthecat
10-07-2011, 11:17 PM
Interesting.....in my experiences, it's always been lack of food that made me ralph

cdcox
10-07-2011, 11:21 PM
We should have a contest to see who can ralph on their lawn after a night out on the town for the least amount of money.

Phobia
10-07-2011, 11:21 PM
I can't remember the last time I puked from alchohol. What kind of amateur hour is this? Five years ago I split the big Jager bottle with my would-be bro-in-law along with whatever we drank before then. He's off puking in the bushes and scraping his whole body off on my driveway while I play washers with the neighbors until 4:00 AM. Then I fell down and cracked my head on the pavement. Then I walked downstairs and cleaned myself up. Then I passed out on the kitchen floor so my wife could find me bleeding from a head gash the next morning. I don't drink Jager no mo. I don't puke either. Losers.

shakesthecat
10-07-2011, 11:22 PM
We should have a contest to see who can ralph on their lawn after a night out on the town for the least amount of money.

What's a bottle of 20/20 go for these days?

KcMizzou
10-07-2011, 11:25 PM
I can't remember the last time I puked from alchohol. What kind of amateur hour is this? Five years ago I split the big Jager bottle with my would-be bro-in-law along with whatever we drank before then. He's off puking in the bushes and scraping his whole body off on my driveway while I play washers with the neighbors until 4:00 AM. Then I fell down and cracked my head on the pavement. Then I walked downstairs and cleaned myself up. Then I passed out on the kitchen floor so my wife could find me bleeding from a head gash the next morning. I don't drink Jager no mo. I don't puke either. Losers.Me either, but I stick to cheap beer.

Frazod
10-07-2011, 11:28 PM
Honestly, it's much less interesting. He put his on pavement. Specifically the parking lot of Johnny O'Quigley's.... many moons ago. He did rally, though....

Brad put his on the pavement, too. After it deflected off my car.

Numbah One
10-07-2011, 11:30 PM
I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

Baconeater
10-07-2011, 11:31 PM
Me either, but I stick to cheap beer.
I've never puked off of beer, the 07 incident lies squarely on luv's goddamn antifreeze shots. The fact that I started drinking at 11am probably didn't help either.

KcMizzou
10-07-2011, 11:32 PM
I've never puked off of beer, the 07 incident lies squarely on luv's goddamn antifreeze shots.That's understandable.

Nzoner
10-07-2011, 11:34 PM
I can't remember the last time I puked from alchohol. What kind of amateur hour is this? Five years ago I split the big Jager bottle with my would-be bro-in-law along with whatever we drank before then. He's off puking in the bushes and scraping his whole body off on my driveway while I play washers with the neighbors until 4:00 AM. Then I fell down and cracked my head on the pavement. Then I walked downstairs and cleaned myself up. Then I passed out on the kitchen floor so my wife could find me bleeding from a head gash the next morning. I don't drink Jager no mo. I don't puke either. Losers.

Same here until tonight and the only thing that's wqay off from my norm is that focking strawbery vodka concoction,so Imma blame it on that.

salame
10-07-2011, 11:42 PM
http://slickplaid.net/img/fun/Epic_saga_luke.jpg

Nzoner
10-07-2011, 11:44 PM
Ok I'm out,long day in KC tomorrow at a few bars,but i swear it's beer only and the last stop will be to just say no to birfday cake

Frazod
10-07-2011, 11:45 PM
Ok I'm out,long day in KC tomorrow at a few bars,but i swear it's beer only and the last stop will be to just say no to birfday cake

Tell Ralph I said hi! :D

listopencil
10-07-2011, 11:46 PM
I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

Then you never really got drunk, pussy.

KcMizzou
10-07-2011, 11:53 PM
Ok I'm out,long day in KC tomorrow at a few bars,but i swear it's beer only and the last stop will be to just say no to birfday cakeG'night dude. May your hangover be mild.

Pawnmower
10-08-2011, 12:01 AM
I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

I'm willing to bet theres a lot of real life things you havent done....

1) Touch a woman's nipple without a welding glove or gardening gloves or her being asleep and not knowing you were in the room

2) Maintain a friendship over years despite the fact that they were being nice to you and felt bad for you and invited you to stuff

3) Held an actual job where you were responsible for something other than burning a potato product or counting out change

4) Gotten naked and masturbated with the porn at full volume in your own place without hoping your parents will open the door any minute

5) Earned the respect of someone who isn't an assbergers douche on the internet

6) Actually felt love for another human who loves you back

Smed1065
10-08-2011, 01:19 AM
Guess that's why you have trouble getting sales people.

You start strong but end up offering a beer. Might be a check for real but true.

Smed1065
10-08-2011, 01:22 AM
Guess that's why you have trouble getting sales people.

You start strong but end up offering a beer. Might be a check for real but true.

This year is a curse, just found out I will be there for faiders game. Must be a curse or the anti ACL-

Shag
10-08-2011, 02:14 AM
I blew $60 on a round of shots for a bunch of married chicks tonight. On the plus side, a hot (married) blonde was grinding on me for much of that time...

Shag
10-08-2011, 02:14 AM
I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

You're not doing it right...

OmahaChief
10-08-2011, 06:17 AM
Starwberry Vodka lemonade and sharing a dessert with another man? WTF.

http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gay-.jpg

cabletech94
10-08-2011, 06:49 AM
Starwberry Vodka lemonade and sharing a dessert with another man? WTF.

http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gay-.jpg

i was actually gonna ask if there was true "sharing" of the dessert.

:hmmm:

Bob Dole
10-08-2011, 07:09 AM
This had all the potential in the world...

Psyko Tek
10-08-2011, 09:52 PM
I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

then you ain't never drank

TinyEvel
10-08-2011, 11:54 PM
There was a period in my life when I would go out drinking til 2am and just before going to sleep I'd lean over the toilet and puke, so I wouldn't wake up with a hangover the next morning.
I refer to that period as "The 1990's"

TinyEvel
10-08-2011, 11:56 PM
Also, Guru would be sorely disappointed in you, Nzoner. 1) for your extremely poor couponing skills. 2)for wasting all that money on your lawn. 3) for buying non-happyhour priced food.drink.

Guru
10-09-2011, 12:05 AM
Also, Guru would be sorely disappointed in you, Nzoner. 1) for your extremely poor couponing skills. 2)for wasting all that money on your lawn. 3) for buying non-happyhour priced food.drink.

Now why would you say that? I think he did a great job blowing his money all over the lawn. It will save him a ton in maintenance fees.:D

Smed1065
10-09-2011, 01:45 AM
For some reason this thread reminds me of Rausch......

I missed the fridge part? :banghead:

Pioli Zombie
10-09-2011, 03:06 AM
I wanna fuck Gabriella Reese.

Hog Farmer
10-09-2011, 06:40 AM
NOTHING makes me puke !

Lonewolf Ed
10-09-2011, 07:12 AM
I want to know if the dogs got drunk from cleaning up the lawn.

HemiEd
10-09-2011, 07:25 AM
with the,as Alf used to say The Technicolor Yawn. :(

Started at happy hour at 4 p.m. with a 25 oz blvd wheat and a plate of wings then switched to a strwberry vodka lemonade (don't ask) and then back to 2 more 25 oz blvd wheats.

After that a buddy I went to another bar where I got another 25 oz blvd wheat a cheeseburger and fries.Didn't feel like eating(got a to go box) but with my burger and his buffalo salad we still needed a food order of a few bucks to use one of our $5 off coupons so we ordered a dessert called brownie bites with ice cream.

Buddy finishes half while i'm working on a 2nd 25 oz blvd wheat and pushes dessert to me.I tell him no can do because I'll surely puke.So dumbass(me) orders a 3rd beer and while waiting devours the brownie and ice cream then downs the beer.

Anyhoe the thread title explains it all as i can't finish because this was a bad idea for a thread and I feel like it's tome to hurl again...

Joe, ROFL, I thought from the thread title, that you found the big bag of Scotts Turf Builder Plus 2 at a discount somewhere.

Fire Me Boy!
10-09-2011, 07:42 AM
i was actually gonna ask if there was true "sharing" of the dessert.

:hmmm:

No desserts for them. Just salad.

Nzoner
10-09-2011, 09:18 AM
This had all the potential in the world...

It's not a total fail,I've thrown some positive rep out to a few of the posts for being quite funny.

loochy
10-09-2011, 09:25 AM
I never puke from alcohol either, but eating and drinking beer does a number on my stomach. It's not the alcohol in the beer, it's the fizziness. I can't drink more than 3 beers at a time or my stomach just balloons up and I feel disgusting for a while. Liquor I'm fine with though.

gblowfish
10-09-2011, 09:29 AM
If you'da hit the sidewalk, it would have been a pavement asterik!

TribalElder
04-23-2015, 04:25 PM
Hydro Mousse anyone?

https://www.hydromousse.com/?mid=6275965

Has anyone tried this? It looks kick ass and worth the 20-30 bucks to give it a go


Before
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NbQkA4x_39Q

9 days after
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3Ks3r1wrI

Halfcan
04-23-2015, 04:32 PM
Shit, at the '07 bash I ended up puking into the refrigerator crisper drawer in the camper we were staying in.

ROFL

good way to keep it fresh

Mr. Flopnuts
04-23-2015, 04:38 PM
I've never puked from alcohol.

Ruffians.

Is this still accurate?

Numbah One
04-23-2015, 04:40 PM
Is this still accurate?

Yes.

3-4 drinks is my max.

You are welcome to challenge that paradigm anytime. o:-)

Flachief58
04-23-2015, 04:45 PM
I'm willing to bet theres a lot of real life things you havent done....

1) Touch a woman's nipple without a welding glove or gardening gloves or her being asleep and not knowing you were in the room

2) Maintain a friendship over years despite the fact that they were being nice to you and felt bad for you and invited you to stuff

3) Held an actual job where you were responsible for something other than burning a potato product or counting out change

4) Gotten naked and masturbated with the porn at full volume in your own place without hoping your parents will open the door any minute

5) Earned the respect of someone who isn't an assbergers douche on the internet

6) Actually felt love for another human who loves you back

WOW :clap:

Flachief58
04-23-2015, 04:54 PM
NOTHING makes me puke !

The next time you're "milking" your prize boar, print out a picture of your dad, cut it into a mask, affix it to said boar and go to town while staring in his eyes. You can also add a picture of your sister in the "target zone" if needed. You're welcome.

Rain Man
04-23-2015, 05:45 PM
I can tell it's the offseason because I just read about three year old vomit.

Hog Farmer
04-23-2015, 05:50 PM
The next time you're "milking" your prize boar, print out a picture of your dad, cut it into a mask, affix it to said boar and go to town while staring in his eyes. You can also add a picture of your sister in the "target zone" if needed. You're welcome.

Ha bitch . I did that already !

Sweet Daddy Williams
04-23-2015, 06:26 PM
I've seen your lawn, that's a small investment.

Guru
04-24-2015, 12:37 AM
WTF is up with this old thread. Thought it was new until I saw that Frazod had posted in it.

TribalElder
04-24-2015, 01:34 AM
WTF is up with this old thread. Thought it was new until I saw that Frazod had posted in it.

I searched for lawn to inquire about the hydro mousse thing

Saw the I dropped 50 bucks on my lawn

Posted my question without reading the thread

Realized this was not really about lawns

Decided **** it lets ride with this anyway

Waiting for someone to reply about the hydromousse thingy

Guru
04-24-2015, 01:43 AM
I searched for lawn to inquire about the hydro mouse thing

Saw the I dropped 50 bucks on my lawn

Posted my question without reading the thread

Realized this was not really about lawns

Decided **** it lets ride with this anyway

Waiting for someone to reply about the hydromouse thingy

Well Nzoners approach is rather toxic. LMAO

TribalElder
04-24-2015, 01:53 AM
https://www.hydromousse.com/images/desktop/product1.jpg
https://www.hydromousse.com/images/desktop/product2.jpg

Amazing

Baby Lee
04-24-2015, 05:42 AM
I remember Alf. I don't remember him mentioning "The Technicolor Yawn". (But that's awesome.) Puke and rally.

Can't think of Alf anymore without the mental image of Willy smoking crack with trannies.

Guru
04-24-2015, 06:06 AM
Can't think of Alf anymore without the mental image of Willy smoking crack with trannies.

Did he eat their cat?

Rausch
04-24-2015, 07:01 AM
Yes.

3-4 drinks is my max.

You are welcome to challenge that paradigm anytime. o:-)

I'll have to show you how to drink some time...

Pasta Giant Meatball
04-24-2015, 07:48 AM
"One time I got so drunk I blew Chunks" " You don't understand Chunks was my dog!!" /pick your cper