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gblowfish
10-10-2011, 01:36 PM
I can see why...there's something about geometric possibilities with a gymnast girlfriend...

I can also tell this story was written by a female sportswriter. Fluff fluff fluff.

With QB controversy erupting in Denver, Quinn flies to girlfriend’s side
By Maggie Hendricks

http://tinyurl.com/3zjbrsd

With QB controversy erupting in Denver, Quinn flies to girlfriend’s side. On Sunday, the quarterback controversy that had been simmering under the surface in Denver exploded. Kyle Orton(notes) was benched in favor of Tim Tebow(notes), who nearly engineered a comeback win over San Diego. His incomplete passes on a point after attempt and a Hail Mary in the last play of the game ensured the Chargers' win, but Tebow's play was good enough to give Broncos coach John Fox some tough decisions to make. The Broncos have a bye this week, then will travel to Miami in Week 7 for their next contest.

The QB controversy is completely centered around Orton and Tebow. The Broncos depth chart says that their number two QB is Tebow or Brady Quinn(notes), but Broncos fans weren't chanting "We want Quinn."

Since Quinn is being forced to take a backseat to the Tebow/Orton mess, he is at least using his time to be a good boyfriend. Quinn's girlfriend, elite gymnast Alicia Sacramone, ruptured her Achilles tendon while in Tokyo preparing for the world championships. She is having surgery today, and tweeted that Quinn will be by her side.

"Best boyfriend award goes to @BQ9 for taking the red eye from Denver to be here for my surgery today...just another reason why I love him."

See? Quinn hasn't taken a snap in a regular season pro game since 2009, and he has been completely marginalized in the Broncos QB discussion, but he is the best boyfriend. That has to be worth something.

Joking aside, Quinn does have much more experience than Tebow, and that does count for something. While in Cleveland, Quinn played in 14 games and started in three. His performance wasn't that impressive. With a rating of 66.8, you can see why he's not Denver's starting quarterback. But with the team down, the Broncos could have used Quinn's experience.

Instead, Tebow was given the chance. The pressure for Fox to put Tebow in has been evident in Denver since pre-season, taking the form of crowd chants, signs and even billboards. NFL Network's Albert Breer suggested that the Broncos are just giving Tebow the chance to sink or swim. Even if he doesn't work out, which Breer does not believe Tebow will, the Broncos are showing him off for a possible trade.

No matter what the depth chart says, that makes Quinn the odd man out. Since he can't compete to be the Broncos starting QB, he may as well earn the title of the best boyfriend.

WV
10-10-2011, 01:39 PM
Oh god how I envy him now knowing she is his GF.

kysirsoze
10-10-2011, 01:45 PM
"The QB controversy is old news. Better throw in a completely unrelated and uninteresting story to spice it up a little bit."

jd1020
10-10-2011, 01:46 PM
"The QB controversy is old news. Better throw in a completely unrelated and uninteresting story to spice it up a little bit."

Someone didn't look at the picture. Looks pretty interesting to me.

FAX
10-10-2011, 01:48 PM
I once dated a contortionist who hailed from a very small town in Kansas. She wasn't very worldly, but she possessed the ability to sit on her own head.

FAX

gblowfish
10-10-2011, 01:50 PM
I once dated a contortionist who hailed from a very small town in Kansas. She wasn't very worldly, but she possessed the ability to sit on her own head.

FAX

Hey, I think I dated the same chick!

seclark
10-10-2011, 01:52 PM
Hey, I think I dated the same chick!

that looks...different?
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notorious
10-10-2011, 01:54 PM
Wow, that is one hell of a "bump".

FAX
10-10-2011, 01:56 PM
Hey, I think I dated the same chick!

The girl I knew had auburn hair that glistened slightly red in the sunlight ... although she didn't go out in the sun very much. She worked as a waitress which I thought was a waste of her talent because you don't get much of an opportunity to sit on your head in that profession, not to mention the fact that it's almost impossible to carry plates in that position. I kept trying to convince her to join the circus, but I'm unsure if she ever took my career advice.

FAX

seclark
10-10-2011, 01:58 PM
Wow, that is one hell of a "bump".

looks like she's just begging to be tea-bagged.
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threebag02
10-10-2011, 01:59 PM
Wow, that is one hell of a "bump".

Must be thirsty, that's tongue sticking out.

allen_kcCard
10-10-2011, 01:59 PM
I once dated a contortionist who hailed from a very small town in Kansas. She wasn't very worldly, but she possessed the ability to sit on her own head.

FAX

Could you doggy style and motorboat at the same time? Guessing not, I assume most contortionists aren't very motorboatworthy.

DJ's left nut
10-10-2011, 01:59 PM
You would be too...

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/espnw/i/body-issue/alicia-sacramone.png

jd1020
10-10-2011, 02:00 PM
Wow, that is one hell of a "bump".

Is that what we call a "camel hump?"

Demonpenz
10-10-2011, 02:19 PM
Sperm! Now I'm Done

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-10-2011, 02:20 PM
That p could whip me anytime.

Bane
10-10-2011, 02:21 PM
FAP!

loochy
10-10-2011, 02:22 PM
Caption this pic:

http://www1.whdh.com/images/news_articles/389x205/080813_alicia_sacramone.jpg

Short Leash Hootie
10-10-2011, 02:33 PM
Caption this pic:

http://www1.whdh.com/images/news_articles/389x205/080813_alicia_sacramone.jpg

Tebow wouldn't even take a picture with me!

loochy
10-10-2011, 02:35 PM
Caption this pic:

http://www1.whdh.com/images/news_articles/389x205/080813_alicia_sacramone.jpg

"Hmmm...third stringer on a crappy team...maybe I can do better."

gblowfish
10-10-2011, 02:36 PM
FAP!

Both hands on the keyboard, dude...

http://sporterinfo.blogspot.com/2011/05/alicia-sacramone-hot-pictures.html

gblowfish
10-10-2011, 02:37 PM
Caption this pic:

http://www1.whdh.com/images/news_articles/389x205/080813_alicia_sacramone.jpg

Thank GOD I won't have to do that after we're married....

Predarat
10-10-2011, 02:38 PM
Brodie Croyles girl > Brady Quinns girl but both at the same time would be pretty damn fun.

Short Leash Hootie
10-10-2011, 02:40 PM
Both hands on the keyboard, dude...

http://sporterinfo.blogspot.com/2011/05/alicia-sacramone-hot-pictures.html

I think she's got that "pretty" young girl look...but any girl that "ripped"...I don't know...what will she look like in 10 years? She kind of scares me, if anything.

Chiefnj2
10-10-2011, 02:56 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YWDSRjyiuWI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

loochy
10-10-2011, 02:57 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YWDSRjyiuWI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

HELP!! BRING AMBER LAMPS!

seclark
10-10-2011, 03:02 PM
I think she's got that "pretty" young girl look...but any girl that "ripped"...I don't know...what will she look like in 10 years? She kind of scares me, if anything.

i'm curious...what happens to bodies like that in 10 years?
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loochy
10-10-2011, 03:04 PM
i'm curious...what happens to bodies like that in 10 years?
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http://www.starnewsgroup.com.au/photos/mail/week3_09//large/Dru-Troon_mvc6.jpg

http://www.funiacs.com/poze/mare/donne153_1214858422.jpg

Valiant
10-10-2011, 03:09 PM
Hey, I think I dated the same chick!

Ohhh. The things.

seclark
10-10-2011, 03:23 PM
http://www.starnewsgroup.com.au/photos/mail/week3_09//large/Dru-Troon_mvc6.jpg

http://www.funiacs.com/poze/mare/donne153_1214858422.jpg

well, if they're in their 30's, not so good.
if they're in their 60's or 70's, not so bad.
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teedubya
10-10-2011, 03:34 PM
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/alicia-sacramone-swimsuit.jpg

teedubya
10-10-2011, 03:35 PM
You would be too...

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/espnw/i/body-issue/alicia-sacramone.png

I speak the truth... this photo should have been from a top down angle instead of from the side.

Stewie
10-10-2011, 03:46 PM
Looks good to me.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6587/alicias.jpg

Pawnmower
10-10-2011, 03:46 PM
http://www.sportsclb.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-sacramone-sauna.jpg

notorious
10-10-2011, 03:48 PM
http://www.sportsclb.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-sacramone-sauna.jpg

They don't need hot rocks and water for it to get hot in there.......

Pawnmower
10-10-2011, 03:48 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TNnGKDWWyeI/AAAAAAAADcQ/aB_eCExVYMg/s1600/alicia-sacramone.jpg

Pawnmower
10-10-2011, 03:49 PM
They don't need hot rocks and water for it to get hot in there.......

Amen...

I love those little gymnast bitches! Yummy

royr17
10-10-2011, 03:49 PM
Looks good to me.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6587/alicias.jpg

damn, she could probably pass for his sister.

Pawnmower
10-10-2011, 03:49 PM
http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/alicia-sacramone5.jpg

loochy
10-10-2011, 03:58 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/TNnGKDWWyeI/AAAAAAAADcQ/aB_eCExVYMg/s1600/alicia-sacramone.jpg

Pit sweat FTW!

Pawnmower
10-10-2011, 03:58 PM
NSFW ? (it probably is, but i dunno)

Its just a MS PAINT penis shopped in

http://i51.tinypic.com/4heid0.jpg

Pawnmower
10-10-2011, 03:58 PM
Pit sweat FTW!

I would fucking lick it all up

loochy
10-10-2011, 03:59 PM
I would fucking lick it all up
:Lin:

























yeah me too

tooge
10-10-2011, 04:11 PM
Poor Tebow wouldn't even know what to do with that girl of Bradys.

allen_kcCard
10-10-2011, 04:21 PM
Poor Tebow wouldn't even know what to do with that girl of Bradys.

Pray for her?

Rooster
10-10-2011, 04:48 PM
Poor Tebow wouldn't even know what to do with that girl of Bradys.

Whatever he did would be slow and delibrate followed by a bunch of yelling. :D

GloryDayz
10-10-2011, 06:03 PM
Hey, I think I dated the same chick!

Wow, it sucks to be out-bulged by a woman... GDI !!!!!! Just for that, I'd duct tape her just like THAT..

whoman69
10-10-2011, 08:18 PM
How does this relationship work. She's a gymnast so is probably around 5 ft or maybe less. Quinn is 6'3.

threebag02
10-10-2011, 09:19 PM
How does this relationship work. She's a gymnast so is probably around 5 ft or maybe less. Quinn is 6'3.

it wont tear up her knees

gblowfish
10-10-2011, 09:26 PM
How does this relationship work. She's a gymnast so is probably around 5 ft or maybe less. Quinn is 6'3.

Sticking the dismount is a real bitch!

Fritz88
10-10-2011, 09:33 PM
I don't mind being whipped by that puzzy.
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