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BossChief
10-12-2011, 09:37 PM
Just said on total access (obviously a replay) that if Matt Cassel plays well in his next two starts, he will be in his top 5 quarterbacks.

WOW

kysirsoze
10-12-2011, 09:38 PM
Just said on total access (obviously a replay) that if Matt Cassel plays well in his next two starts, he will be in his top 5 quarterbacks.

WOW

Warner's Haley boner is showing.

loochy
10-12-2011, 09:38 PM
never go full cassel (retard)

Shogun
10-12-2011, 09:39 PM
wat

notorious
10-12-2011, 09:39 PM
Well, if the Chiefs keep throwing downfield and his receivers keep making amazing catches, Cassel will be considered a franchise QB.


Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Frazod
10-12-2011, 09:40 PM
I'd trade Cassel to Total Access for Warner, straight up. I might even throw in a conditional pick.

tk13
10-12-2011, 09:41 PM
Well, that settles it for me. Case closed.

notorious
10-12-2011, 09:41 PM
I'd trade Cassel to Total Access for Warner, straight up. I might even throw in a conditional pick.

Throw in Betamax and it's a deal.

kysirsoze
10-12-2011, 09:41 PM
I'd trade Cassel to Total Access for Warner, straight up. I might even throw in a conditional pick.

Holy shit yeah. I'd take Boomer Esiason over Matt Cassel right now. At least then I wouldn't be worried about the Chiefs being married to him for another 5 years.

BigMeatballDave
10-12-2011, 09:42 PM
LMAO

jd1020
10-12-2011, 09:42 PM
Is this why Cassel is still starting? Because Haley is talking to Warner behind closed doors?

thurman merman
10-12-2011, 09:42 PM
There is no way that's correct.

kysirsoze
10-12-2011, 09:43 PM
Is this why Cassel is still starting? Because Haley is talking to Warner behind closed doors?

I always fucking hated Kurt Warner.

-King-
10-12-2011, 09:43 PM
This was a thread that needed to be made.

milkman
10-12-2011, 09:44 PM
Proof positive that intelligence is not critical to QB success.

mdchiefsfan
10-12-2011, 09:46 PM
Just said on total access (obviously a replay) that if Matt Cassel plays well in his next two starts, he will be in his top 5 quarterbacks to almost lose their job next year.

WOW

Fixed

Okie_Apparition
10-12-2011, 09:47 PM
He knows it won't happen
it's called a set up
HELLO

kysirsoze
10-12-2011, 09:51 PM
This was a thread that needed to be made.

This was a post that needed to be made.

Spott
10-12-2011, 09:53 PM
That was taken out of context. Warner said he'd be one of the top 5 QB's in the AFC West.

Frazod
10-12-2011, 09:53 PM
That was taken out of context. Warner said he'd be ione of the top 5 QB's in the AFC West.

LMAO

Count Zarth
10-12-2011, 09:54 PM
Where is your god now Kurt

kysirsoze
10-12-2011, 09:55 PM
That was taken out of context. Warner said he'd be ione of the top 5 QB's in the AFC West.

Still a stretch


1. Rivers
2. Campbell
3. Tebow
4. Orton
5. Stanzi
6. Colquit
7. Cassel (maybe)

Shogun
10-12-2011, 09:57 PM
Still a stretch


1. Rivers
2. Campbell
3. Tebow
4. Orton
5. Stanzi
6. Colquit
7. Cassel (maybe)

Pryor and Quinn >

KurtCobain
10-12-2011, 09:59 PM
Where is your god now Kurt

I just don't know anymore.

BossChief
10-12-2011, 10:01 PM
Well, if the Chiefs keep throwing downfield and his receivers keep making amazing catches, Cassel will be considered a franchise QB.


Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Ive said a few times (hopefully this isnt full retard) that if Cassel does 3 things, he can be a franchise quarterback:

1) Throw the ball downfield accurately.

2) Go through your reads till all of them are covered and then utilize your mobility to make em pay

3) trust in his mechanics and coaching and follow through.


Thats really it...the rest of his flaws I can live with...those are the three things that absolutely kill this offense and the teams chances to win games.

kysirsoze
10-12-2011, 10:06 PM
Ive said a few times (hopefully this isnt full retard) that if Cassel does 3 things, he can be a franchise quarterback:

1) Throw the ball downfield accurately.

2) Go through your reads till all of them are covered and then utilize your mobility to make em pay

3) trust in his mechanics and coaching and follow through.


Thats really it...the rest of his flaws I can live with...those are the three things that absolutely kill this offense and the teams chances to win games.

His poise in the pocket, or lack thereof, is the single biggest problem he has, I think. Brady won Superbowls checking down like a maniac. He even does it now. Welker is the ultimate check down receiver. If Cassel had Brady's poise and release he would be nearly as good, IMO. Brady can throw a nice downfield pass, but it isn't what makes him great.

The Bad Guy
10-12-2011, 10:09 PM
He plays 2 good quarters against the Colts and 2 good ones against the Vikings and he's even in the discussion?

Jesus.

Get ready for yet another season after this one of this bullshit.

The Bad Guy
10-12-2011, 10:09 PM
Welker this year has been anything but a check down receiver.

kysirsoze
10-12-2011, 10:12 PM
Welker this year has been anything but a check down receiver.

I haven't watched a ton of Patriots games this year, but what I have seen of him looks like he is still catching those short dumps over the middle and stretching them. I could be off base though. I guess he's not a check down because from what I've seen he's become Brady's first read. Hell, Brady got so confortable checking down to him he's like, "Why do anything else?" I can't blame him.

BossChief
10-12-2011, 10:13 PM
He plays 2 good quarters against the Colts and 2 good ones against the Vikings and he's even in the discussion?

Jesus.

Get ready for yet another season after this one of this bullshit.

He also played 2 good quarters against SD.

He shouldn't even be in discussion for top 10....MAYBE top 15 but I think even that is pushing it.

WV
10-12-2011, 10:21 PM
Cracks me up to hear anyone talk about Cassel developing anything other than arthritis. He's far beyond developing anything, this noodle armed idiot isn't exactly a young QB with upside.

lewdog
10-12-2011, 10:24 PM
Did Kurt mention anything about God in this talk? Because if he didn't, that would be the only thing worth taking from this bullshit about Cassel being a top 5 QB.

Thig Lyfe
10-12-2011, 10:28 PM
He meant top 5 worst quarterbacks of all time, right?

cdcox
10-12-2011, 10:30 PM
Kurt Warner thinks his wife is top 5.

Demonpenz
10-12-2011, 10:32 PM
He said Fazolis was in his top five Italian Restaurants

KcMizzou
10-12-2011, 10:33 PM
Kurt Warner thinks his wife is top 5.That's just mean.

Thig Lyfe
10-12-2011, 10:34 PM
He said Fazolis was in his top five Italian Restaurants

He said Rodney Dangerfield was in his top five rappers.

Demonpenz
10-12-2011, 10:37 PM
said Christina Applegate still had a top 5 rack

KcMizzou
10-12-2011, 10:40 PM
said Christina Applegate still had a top 5 rackThat's just mean.

Short Leash Hootie
10-12-2011, 11:01 PM
That is the dumbest analysis of all time...top 5? Makes no sense.

ChiefsandO'sfan
10-12-2011, 11:14 PM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d82311c35/Cassel-explains-argument-with-Haley

BigMeatballDave
10-12-2011, 11:17 PM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d82311c35/Cassel-explains-argument-with-Haley

Video no longer available

ChiefsandO'sfan
10-12-2011, 11:19 PM
Video no longer available

http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d82311c35/Cassel-explains-argument-with-Haley

Gonzo
10-12-2011, 11:22 PM
Fazoli's breadsticks kick ass.
Posted via Mobile Device

Dave Lane
10-12-2011, 11:22 PM
Still a stretch


1. Rivers
2. Campbell
3. Tebow
4. Orton
5. Stanzi
6. Colquit
7. Cassel (maybe)

FUCK you!

1. Stanzi
2. Rivers
3. Campbell
4. Orton
5. Tebow
6. Colquit
7. Cassel (maybe)[/QUOTE]

Fixed your mother fucking list!! Get a grip dude now that Luck is toast Its Stanzi by your Manzi

Thig Lyfe
10-12-2011, 11:23 PM
He put Brett Favre in his top 5 actors.

BigMeatballDave
10-12-2011, 11:25 PM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d82311c35/Cassel-explains-argument-with-Haley

All of the videos say they are not available. Must be my phone. It's never been an issue before.

rico
10-12-2011, 11:50 PM
All of the videos say they are not available. Must be my phone. It's never been an issue before.

Cornhole bags.... nice.

Kurt Warner is cousins with a few of my cousins. One of those related by marriage type of deals. We were born in the same hospital. Which is rare because I am from podunk Iowa where only 2 NFL players that I know of were born in that hospital.... he and Mitch King from the New Orleans Saints.

Little secret about Mitch for those who actually know who he is; he is a huge Miami Dolphins fan. I got to know him pretty well because my roomies in college were; 1.) his best friend growing up and 2.) his 2 current best friends. And speaking of cornhole bags, the last time I saw Mitch was at a cornhole bags tournament a couple months ago. It's funny watching that big dude play bags, but he is good at it (and pretty much everything else he does).

Anyways, although Kurt Warner has been one of those dudes that people in our area really pulled for when he was doin his thing, I do not agree with him regarding Cassel. Top 5 QB? Please. I have a difficult time thinking of 5 QBs that I'd rather the Chiefs not have than him.

Bewbies
10-12-2011, 11:52 PM
Matt Cassel is absolutely a top 5 QB.

























Not on the list of talented QB's, but the 1st 5 that need to be replaced.

Thig Lyfe
10-12-2011, 11:54 PM
Matt Cassel is absolutely a top 5 QB.

























Not on the list of talented QB's, but the 1st 5 that need to be replaced.

Man, all that scrolling for THAT?

Count Zarth
10-13-2011, 12:00 AM
looks better with long hair

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2009/01/medium_custom_1232405351659_brenda2.jpg

kccrow
10-13-2011, 12:00 AM
The only list Cassel belongs on is biggest mistakes of the Pioli/Haley era. Top 5.... is Kurt haning out with Ricky Williams these days????

NJChiefsFan
10-13-2011, 12:11 AM
The only list Cassel belongs on is biggest mistakes of the Pioli/Haley era. Top 5.... is Kurt haning out with Ricky Williams these days????

Why should Cassel be on the list that affects the rep of Haley? Haley had nothing to do with bringing Cassel in.

BossChief
10-13-2011, 12:48 AM
Why should Cassel be on the list that affects the rep of Haley? Haley had nothing to do with bringing Cassel in.

This

Chocolate Hog
10-13-2011, 12:51 AM
To be fair Warner has had a number of concussions.

KILLER_CLOWN
10-13-2011, 01:04 AM
Throw in Betamax and it's a deal.

I'll counter with an 8 track player.

Smed1065
10-13-2011, 02:22 AM
Ive said a few times (hopefully this isnt full retard) that if Cassel does 3 things, he can be a franchise quarterback:

1) Throw the ball downfield accurately.

2) Go through your reads till all of them are covered and then utilize your mobility to make em pay

3) trust in his mechanics and coaching and follow through.


Thats really it...the rest of his flaws I can live with...those are the three things that absolutely kill this offense and the teams chances to win games.

I would be happy with 2 of 3.

#2 requires no shitting.

Hell, most NFL QB's would be good with those 3 things because they already made it to the NFL for some reason. No wonder I cant type on CP.

GordonGekko
10-13-2011, 02:57 AM
Just said on total access (obviously a replay) that if Matt Cassel plays well in his next two starts, he will be in his top 5 quarterbacks.

WOW

*his top 5 quarterbacks that will never win a playoff game...

Baby Lee
10-13-2011, 03:23 AM
His poise in the pocket, or lack thereof, is the single biggest problem he has, I think. Brady won Superbowls checking down like a maniac. He even does it now. Welker is the ultimate check down receiver. If Cassel had Brady's poise and release he would be nearly as good, IMO. Brady can throw a nice downfield pass, but it isn't what makes him great.

Did you really post this in the week that Brady threw to Welker over the top for like a bajillion yard TD?

loochy
10-13-2011, 05:12 AM
Ive said a few times (hopefully this isnt full retard) that if Cassel does 3 things, he can be a franchise quarterback:

1) Throw the ball downfield accurately.

2) Go through your reads till all of them are covered and then utilize your mobility to make em pay

3) trust in his mechanics and coaching and follow through.


Thats really it...the rest of his flaws I can live with...those are the three things that absolutely kill this offense and the teams chances to win games.

I've always said that if I had a million dollars I'd be a millionaire.

Chiefnj2
10-13-2011, 05:26 AM
Haley had nothing to do with bringing Cassel in.

Link???

Buck
10-13-2011, 05:38 AM
I'll have what he's having.

FringeNC
10-13-2011, 05:53 AM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d82312a78/Warner-s-top-5-QBs

bevischief
10-13-2011, 06:08 AM
Cornhole.

Marcellus
10-13-2011, 06:17 AM
I bet someone bet him he couldn't say it with a straight face.

kccrow
10-13-2011, 09:17 AM
Why should Cassel be on the list that affects the rep of Haley? Haley had nothing to do with bringing Cassel in.

If my memory is correct, Haley was hired before the trade for Cassel. I would assume, in part, that Pioli and Haley discussed it before the deal was made. In any event, I stated it as the "era" and nothing more. Cassel was and still is a big fricken mistake.

talastan
10-13-2011, 09:33 AM
I got a feeling this is how Kurt came to the conclusion of Cassel being top 5 material

NFL Studios:
(Phone rings)
Kurt: Kurt Warner, hello?
Haley (on phone): Hey Kurt, I need a favor. We're friends right?
Kurt: Ah sure, How you doing Todd; what can I do for you?
Haley: First of all Kurt, its Coach or Master, got IT!
Kurt: Right Coach, ahhh....okay?!
Haley: Listen when you do your QB analysis tonight I need you to throw our boy Cassel a bone okay.
Kurt: Ah Tod....I mean Coach, have you seen your QB play? The guy has the pocket poise of Pee Wee Herman. He might be between the 15th - 20th best QB in the league right now.
Haley: Listen you piece-of-lame-duck-****ty Quarterback-excuse for a Commentator. I own your a** and if you make the HOF you'll owe it to me GOT IT!!
Kurt: uhhh....uh.uh...uh..Right Master Haley!
Haley: One more time b****!
Kurt: RIGHT MASTER HALEY!!
Haley: Excellent. Cassel Top 5 QB tonight! Make it so!
Kurt: Yes sir Master Haley.

BoneKrusher
10-13-2011, 09:34 AM
Just said on total access (obviously a replay) that if Matt Cassel plays well in his next two starts, he will be in his top 5 quarterbacks.

WOW
Matt's a fine QB as long as the pass defense he's facing sucks.

Chiefnj2
10-13-2011, 09:37 AM
Phil Simms defended Cassel a few weeks ago when he was playing like crap.

I wish a local media persona would interview a former QB like Simms or Warner and get some details on their analysis.

lcarus
10-13-2011, 09:46 AM
So Kurt, you got Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Michael Vick, Philip Rivers, Matthew Stafford, Cam Newton. Which one of those guys are you gonna bypass with MATT CASSEL.

Frazod
10-13-2011, 09:51 AM
So Kurt, you got Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Michael Vick, Philip Rivers, Matthew Stafford, Cam Newton. Which one of those guys are you gonna bypass with MATT CASSEL.

Vick. Fuck him. I've never understood the hype.

The rest of them.... uh.... not so much.

lcarus
10-13-2011, 09:53 AM
Vick. **** him. I've never understood the hype.

The rest of them.... uh.... not so much.

I don't know, I guess I would take a game with 400 yards passing and 100 rushing over Cassel. :D

Frazod
10-13-2011, 09:56 AM
I don't know, I guess I would take a game with 400 yards passing and 100 rushing over Cassel. :D

I think that has as much to do with the talent surrounding him as anything he does himself.

When I think of Vick the first thing that always comes to mind is that game where we had eight rushing touchdowns against Atlanta and beat the dogshit (pun intended) out of them.

InvinciBill
10-13-2011, 09:57 AM
if I had a million dollars I'd be a millionaire.

Link?

lcarus
10-13-2011, 09:59 AM
I think that has as much to do with the talent surrounding him as anything he does himself.

When I think of Vick the first thing that always comes to mind is that game where we had eight rushing touchdowns against Atlanta and beat the dogshit (pun intended) out of them.

I remember that game too. It was so funny because before the game I was so ready for Vick to run all over our Greg Robinson dogshit defense. Since he had been doing that to other teams prior to that game. I was so happy when we dominated them. Still, Vick is extremely talented and I enjoy watching him. The guy is so fast obviously, but he has like spidey sense when it comes to feeling the rush. And wow what a cannon for an arm. It definitely isn't on him that the Eagles are losing right now. I've been watching their games quite a bit, and his 4 INTs last week were mostly not his fault. I don't know, I just find him exciting to watch.

Crush
10-13-2011, 10:00 AM
Kurt Warner's Top 5 QBs:

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Tom Brady
3. Drew Brees
4. Everyone else
5. Matt Cassel

RippedmyFlesh
10-13-2011, 10:04 AM
Vick. Fuck him. I've never understood the hype.

The rest of them.... uh.... not so much.

It's because you prob don't play madden.
Most who like him can't separate real life from madden.

lcarus
10-13-2011, 10:08 AM
It's because you prob don't play madden.
Most who like him can't separate real life from madden.

Really, I'd take Vick over Cassel in real life as well as in Madden.

Three7s
10-13-2011, 10:09 AM
Everyone is taking his list way out of contest. It isn't who Warner thinks is top 5 overall. It's just for THAT WEEK. I mean, Alex Smith is in there for god's sake. I know he's improved, but no way in hell is he #4 overall.

lcarus
10-13-2011, 10:11 AM
Everyone is taking his list way out of contest. It isn't who Warner thinks is top 5 overall. It's just for THAT WEEK. I mean, Alex Smith is in there for god's sake. I know he's improved, but no way in hell is he #4 overall.

Remember the rumors of us getting Alex Smith during the off-season? Kinda wish that had worked out. I mean...I'd take him over Cassel for this season.

loochy
10-13-2011, 10:11 AM
Link?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millionaire

Chiefnj2
10-13-2011, 10:13 AM
Everyone is taking his list way out of contest. It isn't who Warner thinks is top 5 overall. It's just for THAT WEEK. I mean, Alex Smith is in there for god's sake. I know he's improved, but no way in hell is he #4 overall.

I'm not sure that's true. When Holt asked him about Big Ben, Warner said that Big Ben had been too inconsistent to put on the list.

King_Chief_Fan
10-13-2011, 10:32 AM
I think that has as much to do with the talent surrounding him as anything he does himself.

When I think of Vick the first thing that always comes to mind is that game where we had eight rushing touchdowns against Atlanta and beat the dogshit (pun intended) out of them.

i remember vick getting the dogshit pounded out of him playing against the chiefs when he was playing for atlanta

Okie_Apparition
10-13-2011, 10:59 AM
Just said on total access (obviously a replay) that if Matt Cassel plays well in his next two starts, he will be in his top 5 quarterbacks.

@Raiders
Chargers MNF
Don't puss out

BigRichard
10-13-2011, 11:35 AM
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d82312a78/Warner-s-top-5-QBs

I like ya Kurt but, go fuck yourself!

Rausch
10-13-2011, 11:53 AM
looks better with long hair

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2009/01/medium_custom_1232405351659_brenda2.jpg

Only with a boat oar...

rico
10-13-2011, 12:56 PM
It's because you prob don't play madden.
Most who like him can't separate real life from madden.

Or FF.

whoman69
10-13-2011, 01:23 PM
Warner is a homeboy, but gotta really disagree with you. As good as he was in the last game is as bad as he played in week one, and didn't improve much in week 2 and 3. He has played 3 decent halfs out of the whole season.

Easy 6
10-13-2011, 04:51 PM
Kurts just doing what he does best, being a nice guy & trying to pump up a guy he knows is slighted by fandom.

vailpass
10-13-2011, 04:54 PM
Kurt meant top 5 in the AFC West.

BossChief
10-13-2011, 05:07 PM
Kurt meant top 5 in the AFC West.

Q

Pioli Zombie
10-13-2011, 06:24 PM
Kurt Warner is not who I would go to for talent evaluation. Case in point. Mrs Warner.

jspchief
10-13-2011, 06:28 PM
Kurt Warner is not who I would go to for talent evaluation. Case in point. Mrs Papadapolous.

Fixed

Pioli Zombie
10-13-2011, 06:41 PM
"That's a man,man!" -Austin Powers talking about Kurt Warners wife

mesmith31
10-13-2011, 07:22 PM
Fixed

Mrs. Popadapolous...buhahahaha....FTW!