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luv
10-15-2011, 10:46 PM
Anyone?

Chiefs Pantalones
10-15-2011, 10:51 PM
You could go to Walgreens and ask if they have a Do It Yourself Anal Bleach packet...

Bearcat
10-15-2011, 10:52 PM
I'm never bored.

KcMizzou
10-15-2011, 10:52 PM
You could go to Walgreens and ask if they have a Do It Yourself Anal Bleach packet...That shit burns.

GloryDayz
10-15-2011, 10:52 PM
Anyone?

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiefs Pantalones
10-15-2011, 10:53 PM
I'm never bored.

There's no such thing as "boring" only boring people.

luv
10-15-2011, 10:53 PM
You could go to Walgreens and ask if they have a Do It Yourself Anal Bleach packet...

That sounds.....uncomfortable.

KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 10:54 PM
Been a good night.

luv
10-15-2011, 10:54 PM
That shit burns.

I knew it sounded uncomfortable.

Baconeater
10-15-2011, 11:02 PM
Not really, more tired than anything.

Rain Man
10-15-2011, 11:10 PM
How can anyone be bored with all of the recent advances in particle physics to learn about?

Chocolate Hog
10-15-2011, 11:10 PM
Show us your tits.

TrebMaxx
10-15-2011, 11:15 PM
Web cams are spicy!

keg in kc
10-15-2011, 11:18 PM
I wish I was bored. I'm working.

I'll be bored next week.

Fritz88
10-15-2011, 11:22 PM
Meh...watch Breaking Bad or read a book.
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luv
10-15-2011, 11:22 PM
Web cams are spicy!

Careful. They'll give you indigestion.

Dartgod
10-15-2011, 11:24 PM
Not yet. Still working on the answers to the Survivor quiz. I think I have them all now.

Lumpy
10-15-2011, 11:25 PM
Bored? Meh. A little. Gonzo won't put-out so I'm getting ready to play a poker tournament. LMAO

luv
10-15-2011, 11:26 PM
Bored? Meh. A little. Gonzo won't put-out so I'm getting ready to play a poker tournament. LMAO

Headache?

Guru
10-15-2011, 11:27 PM
Watching Inception

luv
10-15-2011, 11:29 PM
Watching Inception

Just got done watching The Prophet on HBO.

Lumpy
10-15-2011, 11:31 PM
Headache?

That and he's too tired. TBH, we're both tired. It's tough to have adult time when a 3 y/o wears your ass out. :(

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:32 PM
Headache?

I have a cold and a headache. I tried to get lucky earlier but shed rather play Mario baseball.
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Chiefs Pantalones
10-15-2011, 11:33 PM
I have a cold and a headache. I tried to get lucky earlier but shed rather play Mario baseball.
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And how does that make you feel?

lol

Guru
10-15-2011, 11:34 PM
Just got done watching The Prophet on HBO.

I knew that.

luv
10-15-2011, 11:35 PM
Gulliver's Travels just came on HBO. I've never seen it, but I'm not sure I want to. Guess I'll put a movie in. I've been in the mood for classics lately, so maybe I'll put in Breakfast at Tiffany's. I think it's time to change my avatar back. I can only please Sofa King for so long.

Bearcat
10-15-2011, 11:36 PM
Oh, :deevee:, I'm too tired to have sex.

Oh, :deevee:, I'm too congested to have sex.

Oh, :deevee:, little Gonzo (not that one) might wake up...



I'd tell you to both go **** yourselves, but that would probably require too much effort. Assholes.

KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:36 PM
Been a good night.

Screw this, I'm literally so fucking livid right now I could fucking kill somebody.

Lumpy
10-15-2011, 11:37 PM
I have a cold and a headache. I tried to get lucky earlier but shed rather play Mario baseball.
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I don't interrupt your sports, you don't interrupt my Wii time. That's the rule, damnit!!

Chiefs Pantalones
10-15-2011, 11:38 PM
I don't interrupt your sports, you don't interrupt my Wii time. That's the rule, damnit!!

Ya'll would rather watch sports and play Wii than have sex with each other?

CaliforniaChief
10-15-2011, 11:38 PM
Oh, :deevee:, I'm too tired to have sex.

Oh, :deevee:, I'm too congested to have sex.

Oh, :deevee:, little Gonzo (not that one) might wake up...



I'd tell you to both go **** yourselves, but that would probably require too much effort. Assholes.

LMAO

KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:38 PM
Oh shit, and I didn't read this thread until after I posted that. LMAO lumpy and gonzo just cheered me up. I'm drunk and really fucking angry I can't get any tonight. No kids and she;s too fucking tired. Too fucking tired to fucking lay there? I'll kill her.

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:39 PM
Oh, :deevee:, I'm too tired to have sex.

Oh, :deevee:, I'm too congested to have sex.

Oh, :deevee:, little Gonzo (not that one) might wake up...



I'd tell you to both go **** yourselves, but that would probably require too much effort. Assholes.

Hey fucker... I've been too busy watching House on DVD to bang her right now. Besides, I'd prolly leak snot on her cooter.
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KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:40 PM
Besides, I'd prolly leak snot on her cooter.
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Nice.

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:41 PM
Oh shit, and I didn't read this thread until after I posted that. LMAO lumpy and gonzo just cheered me up. I'm drunk and really fucking angry I can't get any tonight. No kids and she;s too fucking tired. Too fucking tired to fucking lay there? I'll kill her.

I know, right? Fucking lazy peeps be all like, "I'm too tired, I'm playing Mario baseball, I'm watching House season 7 on blue ray." Lazy assholes.
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KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:42 PM
And what the fuck is this shit anyway? "Who else is bored" , you know what? I am. I'm bored of having to remind you fuckers this what the 10pm thread is for. This is bullshit, luv, if that is your real name. Who do you think you are? Starting fucking threads. I'm going to fucking bed, I' never.

Bearcat
10-15-2011, 11:42 PM
Hey ****er... I've been too busy watching House on DVD to bang her right now. Besides, I'd prolly leak snot on her cooter.
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Give her the keys to the truck... the condom in my wallet that expired in 2008 isn't getting any younger.

KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:42 PM
I know, right? Fucking lazy peeps be all like, "I'm too tired, I'm playing Mario baseball, I'm watching House season 7 on blue ray." Lazy assholes.
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You got blue ray in the woods?

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:43 PM
Give her the keys to the truck... the condom in my wallet that expired in 2008 isn't getting any younger.

You got gas money? Swap out my ball-joints and we have a deal.
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KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:44 PM
I'm also totally down if a five hour drive isn't a turnoff.

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:44 PM
You got blue ray in the woods?

I'm not out in the boonies. I'm in the man cave chillin out, snotting it up.
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KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:45 PM
Was that our first Chiefs Planet Autoparts Prostitution? Or second?

Lumpy
10-15-2011, 11:46 PM
You got gas money? Swap out my ball-joints and we have a deal.
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... and change the oil in my Jeep. K thx!

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:46 PM
I'm also totally down if a five hour drive isn't a turnoff.

I thought you lived in ST. Joe. That's only like 2.5 hours. Well, 5 hours round trip. You do ball joints on an f-150?
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luv
10-15-2011, 11:47 PM
You got gas money? Swap out my ball-joints and we have a deal.
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LMAO

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:48 PM
Was that our first Chiefs Planet Autoparts Prostitution? Or second?
I gotta sweet ass spoiler for my miata from bugeater once if that answers your question.
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KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:49 PM
I'm five minutes from Arrowhead. See my location. And I always thought you guys lived in the woods. Like, I have this picture in my head of you and your family eating at a campfire, shitting behind the bushes and fighting mosquitoes to your death.

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:51 PM
I'm five minutes from Arrowhead. See my location. And I always thought you guys lived in the woods. Like, I have this picture in my head of you and your family eating at a campfire, shitting behind the bushes and fighting mosquitoes to your death.

I may be the Hunter and killer of all things furry, but no. We live in the city. I actually don't care for camping, believe it or not.
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Bearcat
10-15-2011, 11:51 PM
You got gas money? Swap out my ball-joints and we have a deal.
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Yes and okay, but I have a feeling you're just getting little Bearcat's (yes, that one) hopes up for nothing.

Gonzo
10-15-2011, 11:53 PM
WOMAN! Go please bearcat for he replaces Ball-Joints.


(There, I've done all I can)
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KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:55 PM
I'm at my neighbor's place listening for their kids while they're gone, and I'm very thirsty, I just found a warm unopened can of mountain dew on the bathroom sink. Do I drink it?

Bearcat
10-15-2011, 11:55 PM
I'm hooking up the Wii for after...

luv
10-15-2011, 11:56 PM
Yes and okay, but I have a feeling you're just getting little Bearcat's (yes, that one) hopes up for nothing.

Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

Count Alex's Wins
10-15-2011, 11:56 PM
Another Fucking Luv Thread

KurtCobain
10-15-2011, 11:57 PM
Is Omaha even really a city?

Lumpy
10-15-2011, 11:58 PM
I'm hooking up the Wii for after...

How exactly are you going to be able to hook up the Wii if you're tied up? ;)

Bearcat
10-16-2011, 12:00 AM
Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

No, I'm always this witty and well-endowed, tyvm.

Lumpy
10-16-2011, 12:00 AM
Is Omaha even really a city?

There are buildings and hobos... so yeah.

luv
10-16-2011, 12:01 AM
No, I'm always this witty and well-endowed, tyvm.

Oh, I know. You're just not usually this outgoing.

Bearcat
10-16-2011, 12:02 AM
How exactly are you going to be able to hook up the Wii if you're tied up? ;)

Ok, enough foreplay... you should be driving by now.

Bearcat
10-16-2011, 12:04 AM
Oh, I know. You're just not usually this outgoing.

:hmmm:


The internet does crazy things to people.

go bowe
10-16-2011, 12:04 AM
Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

damn, a black russian with extra kalua sure sounds good...

what are you drinking tonight luv?

Gonzo
10-16-2011, 12:05 AM
How exactly are you going to be able to hook up the Wii if you're tied up? ;)

I've heard this shit before...

http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/its-a-trap.jpg
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KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 12:05 AM
This place smells like cigarettes. Who the fuck smokes in their home? That's sick.

Lumpy
10-16-2011, 12:06 AM
Ok, enough foreplay... you should be driving by now.

ROFL I demand a sammich too, (afterwards). Just an FYI.

go bowe
10-16-2011, 12:07 AM
:hmmm:


The internet does crazy things to people.

and crazy people use the internet...

lotta crazy going 'round...

Chocolate Hog
10-16-2011, 12:07 AM
Gonzo lets spice this marriage up bruh

luv
10-16-2011, 12:07 AM
damn, a black russian with extra kalua sure sounds good...

what are you drinking tonight luv?

http://www.monarch-beverage.com/Images/Beer/Large/guinnessBLmain.jpg

luv
10-16-2011, 12:08 AM
and crazy people use the internet...

lotta crazy going 'round...

You know me too well.

Dartgod
10-16-2011, 12:08 AM
http://www.monarch-beverage.com/Images/Beer/Large/guinnessBLmain.jpg
I'm gonna have to give that stuff a try.

Bearcat
10-16-2011, 12:09 AM
ROFL I demand a sammich too, (afterwards). Just an FYI.

Whatever... get in the fucking Jeep.

Bearcat
10-16-2011, 12:09 AM
Gonzo lets spice this marriage up bruh

Get in line!



Or, are you going after Gonzo? At least he'd have some company tonight. :shrug:

luv
10-16-2011, 12:10 AM
I'm gonna have to give that stuff a try.

I'm not generally a Guinness fan. This isn't as heavy as the stout, but I love the dark flavor.

go bowe
10-16-2011, 12:11 AM
http://www.monarch-beverage.com/Images/Beer/Large/guinnessBLmain.jpg

looks good, i don't think i've tried it though...

slow night in springfield?

Bearcat
10-16-2011, 12:13 AM
http://www.monarch-beverage.com/Images/Beer/Large/guinnessBLmain.jpg

I had a few Sam Adams Black Lagers last weekend... good stuff.

luv
10-16-2011, 12:13 AM
looks good, i don't think i've tried it though...

slow night in springfield?

Always.

Bearcat
10-16-2011, 12:13 AM
slow night in springfield?

Aren't they all?

Lumpy
10-16-2011, 12:14 AM
Or, are you going after Gonzo? At least he'd have some company tonight. :shrug:

Yeah, good luck w/ that... Gonzo is already asleep. LMAO

Nightfyre
10-16-2011, 12:14 AM
Bye weeks suck

Buck
10-16-2011, 12:15 AM
I want a girl to come over to my house and clean it for me. Then when the bedroom is all clean, I'll put it in her butt.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 12:17 AM
‎99% of the world's cookies are consumed by 1% of the world's monsters.

Occupy Sesame Street

go bowe
10-16-2011, 12:17 AM
I want a girl to come over to my house and clean it for me. Then when the bedroom is all clean, I'll put it in her butt.

aren't there any raiders fans in san diego?

Dartgod
10-16-2011, 12:18 AM
I'm not generally a Guinness fan. This isn't as heavy as the stout, but I love the dark flavor.
I drank an IPA today that was brewed in Omaha. It was called Hop God IPA brewed by the Nebraska Brewing Company. I had no idea that there were any breweries up there.

Anyway, it was a hoppy sumbitch, but very tasty. I thought at the time that it didn't taste like a traditional IPA, it had kind of a Belgian Ale flavor. After looking at their website I see that it is indeed a cross between a Belgian ale and an IPA. If you like hops, its pretty good.

luv
10-16-2011, 12:19 AM
I want a girl to come over to my house and clean it for me. Then when the bedroom is all clean, I'll put it in her butt.

Dude, your mom doesn't clean house?

Chocolate Hog
10-16-2011, 12:22 AM
Get in line!



Or, are you going after Gonzo? At least he'd have some company tonight. :shrug:

I'm a sucker for tan skinned men with dark hair.

luv
10-16-2011, 12:22 AM
I drank an IPA today that was brewed in Omaha. It was called Hop God IPA brewed by the Nebraska Brewing Company. I had no idea that there were any breweries up there.

Anyway, it was a hoppy sumbitch, but very tasty. I thought at the time that it didn't taste like a traditional IPA, it had kind of a Belgian Ale flavor. After looking at their website I see that it is indeed a cross between a Belgian ale and an IPA. If you like hops, its pretty good.

Not really a fan of traditional IPA's, but I do like it a bit hoppy.

go bowe
10-16-2011, 12:24 AM
I'm a sucker for tan skinned men with dark hair.

nttawwt...

luv
10-16-2011, 12:27 AM
I'm a sucker for tan skinned men with dark hair.

Me too.

Actually, I tend to like fairer skinned guys that are tall and lanky. I'm not sure why.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 12:29 AM
Me too.

Actually, I tend to like fairer skinned guys that are tall and lanky. I'm not sure why.

Yo.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 12:30 AM
I want a girl to come over to my house and clean it for me. Then when the bedroom is all clean, I'll put it in her butt.

I have a few girls for you, but I'll charge you for using them.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 12:32 AM
I want a girl to come over to my house and clean it for me. Then when the bedroom is all clean, I'll put it in her butt.

Craigslist or Backpage should fix you right up.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 12:35 AM
Craigslist or Backpage should fix you right up.

Only if he likes chicks with dicks.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 12:37 AM
Only if he likes chicks with dicks.

I'll take your word on that.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 12:39 AM
I'll take your word on that.

I've heard rumors....

Chocolate Hog
10-16-2011, 12:41 AM
Me too.

Actually, I tend to like fairer skinned guys that are tall and lanky. I'm not sure why.

Do you like a man with big guns? PM me.

luv
10-16-2011, 12:41 AM
I love this movie.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 12:43 AM
I love this movie.

Back Door Booty Patrol?

Bowser
10-16-2011, 12:45 AM
Do you like a man with big guns? PM me.

LMAO

BigChiefFan
10-16-2011, 12:47 AM
I thought Springfield had a pretty decent college scene on the weekends in the downtown area?

luv
10-16-2011, 12:47 AM
Back Door Booty Patrol?

Breakfast at Tiffany's

BigMeatballDave
10-16-2011, 12:48 AM
LMAO I'm watching ESPNews and they are showing NASCAR stuff and the guy in the studio actually says, "Tony Stewart aka Smoke on the Pole"...

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 12:48 AM
Breakfast at Tiffany's

They're similar.

luv
10-16-2011, 12:49 AM
I thought Springfield had a pretty decent college scene on the weekends in the downtown area?

I'm sure it does. I'll be 35 next month. Hanging out with college kids lost it's appealed about 10 years ago. Everyone my age is married with children.

luv
10-16-2011, 12:50 AM
LMAO I'm watching ESPNews and they are showing NASCAR stuff and the guy in the studio actually says, "Tony Stewart aka Smoke on the Pole"...

I believe it.

BigChiefFan
10-16-2011, 12:51 AM
I'm sure it does. I'll be 35 next month. Hanging out with college kids lost it's appealed about 10 years ago. Everyone my age is married with children.

Understood, just thought it was a good way to spend a Saturday evening in Springfield.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 12:52 AM
Luv, why aren't you out getting laid? You are a single woman. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel for you.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-16-2011, 12:52 AM
I'm sure it does. I'll be 35 next month. Hanging out with college kids lost it's appealed about 10 years ago. Everyone my age is married with children.

I know a mormon dude who's 37 and has never been married. Check that, he's a jack mormon he drinks caffeine. I know a jack mormon who's 37 and has never been married and hasn't had a girlfriend since MTV hit the scene. I work with him. He's pretty awkard socially though I don't think you'd get along with him.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 12:54 AM
OMG you guys, I my life might've just changed. I just came home and was about to go to bed when I saw the mail on my dresser the babysitter must've brought in during the day, and it was confirmation that I will be hired on full time with no probationary period upon graduation from school. I thought it would take weeks to hear back after my second interview. I'm the second student in my class right now to have already found a job.

I have a thousand things buzzing in my head right now. I don't graduate until June 2012. It's in Sioux City Iowa. Well, close to it. That's crazy far away. I've never left here. How do you relocate? Should I drive up there and stay in hotels first during the week and come home on the weekend and gradually move my family up there, or do I move first? When should I tell my current job?

luv
10-16-2011, 12:55 AM
I know a mormon dude who's 37 and has never been married. Check that, he's a jack mormon he drinks caffeine. I know a jack mormon who's 37 and has never been married and hasn't had a girlfriend since MTV hit the scene. I work with him. He's pretty awkard socially though I don't think you'd get along with him.

I know you've been attempting to insult me all evening. Why do you keep beating around the bush?

Bowser
10-16-2011, 12:56 AM
OMG you guys, I my life might've just changed. I just came home and was about to go to bed when I saw the mail on my dresser the babysitter must've brought in during the day, and it was confirmation that I will be hired on full time with no probationary period upon graduation from school. I thought it would take weeks to hear back after my second interview. I'm the second student in my class right now to have already found a job.

I have a thousand things buzzing in my head right now. I don't graduate until June 2012. It's in Sioux City Iowa. Well, close to it. That's crazy far away. I've never left here. How do you relocate? Should I drive up there and stay in hotels first during the week and come home on the weekend and gradually move my family up there, or do I move first? When should I tell my current job?

First off, congrats! That is excellent news, especially these days!

Second, calm down. It's still a long way away.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 12:56 AM
I'm so fucking excited right now and nobody I know is awake for me to tell.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-16-2011, 12:57 AM
I know you've been attempting to insult me all evening. Why do you keep beating around the bush?

I was trying to hook you up! You should be out and about right now! Don't get down.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 12:57 AM
I'm so fucking excited right now and nobody I know is awake for me to tell.

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE IT YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS OMGOMGOMG

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 12:58 AM
Bowser just made me less excited and kinda depressed.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-16-2011, 12:58 AM
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE IT YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS OMGOMGOMG

LMAO

Chocolate Hog
10-16-2011, 12:59 AM
I know you've been attempting to insult me all evening. Why do you keep beating around the bush?

Shots fired.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 12:59 AM
Bowser just made me less excited and kinda depressed.

:D

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 12:59 AM
What happened? I can't read.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 01:00 AM
What happened? I can't read.

Somebody actually hired Cobain.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:01 AM
What happened? I can't read.

You can still type well.

Chiefs Pantalones
10-16-2011, 01:02 AM
Somebody actually hired Cobain.

Why? That's a risk. He's suicidal.

ba-doom ching

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:02 AM
Somebody actually hired Cobain.Do they offer shotgun insurance?

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:03 AM
You can still type well.I'm weird like that.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 01:04 AM
Do they offer shotgun insurance?

Not sure. I figure that's on them if they can't figure it out.

Reminds me of that old Dennis Leary bit - "How the hell did Lou Gehrig die of Lou Gehrig's disease? Don't tell me he didn't see THAT one coming!!"

BigMeatballDave
10-16-2011, 01:04 AM
OMG you guys, I my life might've just changed. I just came home and was about to go to bed when I saw the mail on my dresser the babysitter must've brought in during the day, and it was confirmation that I will be hired on full time with no probationary period upon graduation from school. I thought it would take weeks to hear back after my second interview. I'm the second student in my class right now to have already found a job.

I have a thousand things buzzing in my head right now. I don't graduate until June 2012. It's in Sioux City Iowa. Well, close to it. That's crazy far away. I've never left here. How do you relocate? Should I drive up there and stay in hotels first during the week and come home on the weekend and gradually move my family up there, or do I move first? When should I tell my current job?Awesome! Congrats!

Bowser
10-16-2011, 01:04 AM
What's the potential job on the table, Kurt?

Chocolate Hog
10-16-2011, 01:04 AM
Assistant at Del Taco.

rocknrolla
10-16-2011, 01:07 AM
I'm so ****ing excited right now and nobody I know is awake for me to tell.

Congrats bro. Let it sink in, then you will get every thing figured out. Right now, just enjoy it.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 01:12 AM
Assistant at Del Taco.

I wish I could get a classy job like that.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:19 AM
What's the potential job on the table, Kurt?

I'm throwing on my overalls and working on the farm.

The wind farm, yo.

Bowser
10-16-2011, 01:21 AM
I'm throwing on my overalls and working on the farm.

The wind farm, yo.

You'd think that Kansas would be a better place for that. It's windy there because, you know, everything sucks so hard there.


Oh hell yes I did.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:24 AM
You'd of thunk so.

Buck
10-16-2011, 01:26 AM
Can you get me a job, Joey?

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:26 AM
You'd think that Kansas would be a better place for that. It's windy there because, you know, everything sucks so hard there.


Oh hell yes I did.There's nothing to obstruct the wind.

For reals.

Buck
10-16-2011, 01:27 AM
There's nothing to obstruct the wind.

For reals.

Except your mom.

Sorry.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 01:29 AM
Except your mom.

Sorry.

She's a nice lady!

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:29 AM
I'm over it.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:32 AM
I'm over it.

Did you partake of your brother's keg?

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:34 AM
Does anybody know anything about the iowa legal system?

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 01:35 AM
Does anybody know anything about the iowa legal system?

It sucks?

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:36 AM
Did you partake of your brother's keg?Nah, that sounded like a blast, but would have required driving back home.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:43 AM
Update on my brother. He's in Texas. Hitched his way from Tulsa. He's got some homeless guy showing him the ropes. Got a card thingy that allows him to eat at the Salvation Army.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:44 AM
I wish this place still had some kind of night crew.

Buck
10-16-2011, 01:46 AM
Me too, I wish there was some kind of thread you could post in during the night time, lets say, after 10 pm, where people would talk to you if you were bored.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 01:46 AM
I wish this place still had some kind of night crew.

What happened to the old night crew?

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:46 AM
Update on my brother. He's in Texas. Hitched his way from Tulsa. He's got some homeless guy showing him the ropes. Got a card thingy that allows him to eat at the Salvation Army.Crazy. I'm amazed that hitchhikers still exist. Imagine the time it must take to get a ride.

Would you pick up a hitch hiker? I sure as shit wouldn't.

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:47 AM
What happened to the old night crew?We got old.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 01:48 AM
We got old.

But yet you're still awake.... That youth burns alive within you.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:48 AM
I stayed at some homeless shelter once and there were some guys there living it up. One guy went and bought a nice car for cash. Alot of them have a load of money saved up from sitting along the highway. I could never bring myself to ask for money, I had a hard time going to the shelter, but it was fucking cold.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:48 AM
Me too, I wish there was some kind of thread you could post in during the night time, lets say, after 10 pm, where people would talk to you if you were bored.

If you're so interested in bumping the 10pm thread to get your precious posts, then go bump it.

The old night crew didn't need a special thread. They would just take over some random thread from the day.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:49 AM
Me too, I wish there was some kind of thread you could post in during the night time, lets say, after 10 pm, where people would talk to you if you were bored.

This.

Buck
10-16-2011, 01:49 AM
If you're so interested in bumping the 10pm thread to get your precious posts, then go bump it.

The old night crew didn't need a special thread. They would just take over some random thread from the day.

You guys were like hipsters. Posting at night before it was cool.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:49 AM
We got old.

Pfft. I may not hang with college kids, but I am most certainly not old.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:50 AM
I am officially in the chatroom guys.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:50 AM
You guys were like hipsters. Posting at night before it was cool.

I only got in on the tail end of the legendary night crew.

TrebMaxx
10-16-2011, 01:50 AM
I get pissed off at myself when I open a beer thinking I can drink one more, then take a few sips and realize that I have had enough. Damn it!

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:51 AM
I get pissed off at myself when I open a beer thinking I can drink one more, then take a few sips and realize that I have had enough. Damn it!That happens to me too, but I power through it. Can't waste beer.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:52 AM
I stayed at some homeless shelter once and there were some guys there living it up. One guy went and bought a nice car for cash. Alot of them have a load of money saved up from sitting along the highway. I could never bring myself to ask for money, I had a hard time going to the shelter, but it was ****ing cold.

My brother chooses being homeless over spending a couple of years in jail. Nearly 39 years old and still refuses to face the consequences for his actions.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 01:52 AM
I get pissed off at myself when I open a beer thinking I can drink one more, then take a few sips and realize that I have had enough. Damn it!

That it the fuckin worst thing ever. It makes me so angry I drink even more.

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 01:52 AM
Beer spoils overnight, ya know... gotta finish it up.

TrebMaxx
10-16-2011, 01:53 AM
That happens to me too, but I power through it. Can't waste beer.

I am putting up the good fight. I will finish the damn thing.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:53 AM
I get pissed off at myself when I open a beer thinking I can drink one more, then take a few sips and realize that I have had enough. Damn it!

You sip your beer?


I'm one to talk. It just took me three hours to drink two beers...lol.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:55 AM
I only got in on the tail end of the legendary night crew.

:rolleyes: Why is it that everything was always better "back then"?

TrebMaxx
10-16-2011, 01:56 AM
You sip your beer?


I'm one to talk. It just took me three hours to drink two beers...lol.

Actually I do just sip on my beers.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:56 AM
:rolleyes: Why is it that everything was always better "back then"?

Because I'm old.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:57 AM
Oh! I tried that Dr. Pepper Ten. I like it better than diet.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:57 AM
Are you still mad at me for the comment the other KurtCobain made in the ticket forum? I told, you, that wasn't me.

luv
10-16-2011, 01:58 AM
Are you still mad at me for the comment the other KurtCobain made in the ticket forum? I told, you, that wasn't me.

Me? Are you confusing me with Katie?

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 01:59 AM
No, I made an old chick comment at you, or not me, the other me did.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 01:59 AM
Oh! I tried that Dr. Pepper Ten. I like it better than diet.

But it's only for men......

SPchief
10-16-2011, 01:59 AM
Just got back from worlds of fun where 70 bucks got me a ride on 2 roller coasters, a trip through one of the "haunted houses" and 4 hours of standing in line. Kind of a waste of money

rocknrolla
10-16-2011, 02:00 AM
I get pissed off at myself when I open a beer thinking I can drink one more, then take a few sips and realize that I have had enough. Damn it!

Get past the first. Then it's all down hill.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:00 AM
But it's only for men......

Did you know there are like three major women's activist groups that are all up in arms over it? Pfft.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 02:01 AM
They need a pepsi woman can't drink.

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 02:02 AM
But it's only for men......Yeah, back the hell up off our version of diet Dr. Pepper!! :grr:

luv
10-16-2011, 02:02 AM
Just got back from worlds of fun where 70 bucks got me a ride on 2 roller coasters, a trip through one of the "haunted houses" and 4 hours of standing in line. Kind of a waste of money

I'm trying to decide whether or not I should bring a costume with me when I come up there. I'll probably end up sitting in the hotel room with take-out watching college ball, but one never knows.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:03 AM
They need a pepsi woman can't drink.

There already is one. It's called Pepsi.

SPchief
10-16-2011, 02:04 AM
I'm trying to decide whether or not I should bring a costume with me when I come up there. I'll probably end up sitting in the hotel room with take-out watching college ball, but one never knows.

A costume for what?

rocknrolla
10-16-2011, 02:04 AM
Oh! I tried that Dr. Pepper Ten. I like it better than diet.

WTF is it? I have never heard of it.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:05 AM
A costume for what?

I'll be up there Halloween weekend. I figured places would be having costume parties?

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:06 AM
Did you know there are like three major women's activist groups that are all up in arms over it? Pfft.

Women and rights......

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:06 AM
I only got in on the tail end of the legendary night crew.

I got in on NiteCrew v2.0

You guys were pretty damn cool.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:06 AM
WTF is it? I have never heard of it.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/story/2011-10-10/dr-pepper-for-men/50717788/1

Or at least that's the idea behind Dr Pepper Ten, a 10-calorie soft drink Dr Pepper Snapple Group is rolling out on Monday with a macho ad campaign that proclaims "It's not for women." The soft drink was developed after the company's research found that men shy away from diet drinks that aren't perceived as "manly" enough.

To appeal to men, Dr Pepper made its Ten drink 180 degrees different than Diet Dr Pepper. It has calories and sugar unlike its diet counterpart. Instead of the dainty tan bubbles on the diet can, Ten will be wrapped in gunmetal grey packaging with silver bullets. And while Diet Dr Pepper's marketing is women-friendly, the ad campaign for Ten goes out of its way to eschew women.

For instance, there's a Dr Pepper Ten Facebook page for men only. And TV commercials are heavy on the machismo, including one spot that shows muscular men in the jungle battling snakes and bad guys and appear to shoot lasers at each other.

"Hey ladies. Enjoying the film? Of course not. Because this is our movie and this is our soda," a man says as he attempts to pour the soda into a glass during a bumpy ATV ride. "You can keep the romantic comedies and lady drinks. We're good."

Dr Pepper Ten is not the first diet soda aimed at men. (Think: Coke Zero and Pepsi Max.) But Dr Pepper Ten's ad campaign is the first to be so overt about courting men who want to drink a soda with fewer calories. The ads come at a time when overall sales in the $74 billon soft drink industry are slowing as more Americans buy healthier options like juice and bottled water. Volume has fallen from slightly more than 10 billion cases in 2005 to 9.4 billion cases in 2010, according to Beverage Digest data.

"Regular sugared soft drinks have declined in recent years, and some consumers have taste issues with some of the diet sodas," said John Sicher, editor and publisher of Beverage Digest.

Dr Pepper said men, in particular, are dissatisfied with the taste and image of diet drinks. The company wouldn't disclose the formula of Dr Pepper Ten, but said that the drink has 10 calories and 2 grams of sugar, which gives it a sweeter taste. Dr Pepper said there are 23 flavors in its regular soda, (which has 150 calories and 27 grams of sugar per can) and Dr Pepper Ten contains all of them.

The company, which declined to give figures for how much was spent on the campaign, also worked hard to craft a macho message. The company said ads for Dr Pepper Ten will air on all major networks, FX and ESPN during college football games.

A Facebook page for the drink contains an application that allows it to exclude women from viewing content, which includes games and videos aimed at being "manly." For instance, there's a shooting gallery where you shoot things like high heels and lipstick, for example. There is also a "man quiz" with questions on activities like fishing and hunting.

Whether the ads will resonate with men remains to be seen. Paul McDonald, 25, who works in green energy contracts in Berkley, Calif., says he drinks soda labeled diet and doesn't think there is any stigma attached.

"No one has ever made fun of me for drinking a Diet Coke, and I'm on a rugby team, we make fun of each other for everything," he said.

And women? Jim Trebilcock, executive vice president of marketing for Dr Pepper, said he's not worried that they'll be offended by the campaign. The drink and marketing were tested in six different markets across the country before being rolled out nationally, and women weren't offended, he said. In fact, about 40% of people who have tried the soda so far are women.

"Women get the joke," he said. "'Is this really for men or really for women?' is a way to start the conversation that can spread and get people engaged in the product."

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:07 AM
Kurt, please report to the chatroom.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 02:07 AM
Just got back from worlds of fun where 70 bucks got me a ride on 2 roller coasters, a trip through one of the "haunted houses" and 4 hours of standing in line. Kind of a waste of money

I have a season pass up there, you should've let me know, I can get up to four people in there right now during the hauntfest thing for only 25$ . I went on the first day they had it, rode probably 5 rollercoasters, and 5 haunted houses and goofed off a bit, and bitched about the lines.

Then I went last saturday, stood in one line for an hour for a haunted house, then left. Screw that place right now, you can barely breathe with the fucking crowd. I can't believe they don't warn people before they pay that fucking price.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:07 AM
Women and rights......

It's funny. Knowing the advertising, I did actually feel weird buying the 12 pack at the grocery store.

TrebMaxx
10-16-2011, 02:08 AM
Get past the first. Then it's all down hill.

It's almost a done deal. I would say about a 1/4 of the bottle left. Bed is sounding really good right now though.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:09 AM
It's almost a done deal. I would say about a 1/4 of the bottle left. Bed is sounding really good right now though.

I'm beginning to agree.

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 02:09 AM
It's funny. Knowing the advertising, I did actually feel weird buying the 12 pack at the grocery store.Like an episode of Mad Men.

Silly woman, what do you need that for? Are you expecting a gentleman caller?

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:09 AM
It's funny. Knowing the advertising, I did actually feel weird buying the 12 pack at the grocery store.

And yet no one other than you probably even knew about the advertising. haha

TrebMaxx
10-16-2011, 02:10 AM
I'm beginning to agree.

What.... web cam? Shit I am too drunk now.

Gonzo
10-16-2011, 02:10 AM
I woke up just to say congrats to Kurt.

Hey Kurt!

Congrats

You can stay at my place, we're the 1/2 way point to sioux city.
I was up there a while back and let me say that the stereotypes of toothless, meth-head, redneck douchebags is absolutely false. They have some teeth up there.

Actually, it was a clean little city. I think you'll like it between march and november. Housing is cheap.
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HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:11 AM
It's almost a done deal. I would say about a 1/4 of the bottle left. Bed is sounding really good right now though.

Dude, I'm so proud of you... toughing it out for the beer. You are a man among men.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:11 AM
What.... web cam? Shit I am too drunk now.

My bed, not yours. :p

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:12 AM
I'm really poor right now. I'm gonna show my dick on webcam. You can get the link if you pay $50 to me on paypal ($10/inch).

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 02:14 AM
I'm really poor right now. I'm gonna show my dick on webcam. You can get the link if you pay $50 to me on paypal ($10/inch).I won't pay a penny over $40.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:14 AM
I'm really poor right now. I'm gonna show my dick on webcam. You can get the link if you pay $50 to me on paypal ($10/inch).

What? Buy one get one free night?

SPchief
10-16-2011, 02:14 AM
I have a season pass up there, you should've let me know, I can get up to four people in there right now during the hauntfest thing for only 25$ . I went on the first day they had it, rode probably 5 rollercoasters, and 5 haunted houses and goofed off a bit, and bitched about the lines.

Then I went last saturday, stood in one line for an hour for a haunted house, then left. Screw that place right now, you can barely breathe with the ****ing crowd. I can't believe they don't warn people before they pay that ****ing price.

I had a group of 7, but the lines were fucking brutal. The insane assylum took damn near 2 hours to get into and sucked at trying to scare anyone over 15, the Mamba took an hour and 15 minutes to get on, the Prowler only took about 20 minutes to get on. I hadn't been on that one yet and it was really cool, ecpessialy in the pitch dark.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:14 AM
I'm really poor right now. I'm gonna show my dick on webcam. You can get the link if you pay $50 to me on paypal ($10/inch).

That's a pretty good rate.

You couldn't find a woman to clean your house in exchange for some dick pics?

luv
10-16-2011, 02:14 AM
I won't pay a penny over $40.

Per inch? You drive a hard bargain.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 02:14 AM
I woke up just to say congrats to Kurt.

Hey Kurt!

Congrats

You can stay at my place, we're the 1/2 way point to sioux city.
I was up there a while back and let me say that the stereotypes of toothless, meth-head, redneck douchebags is absolutely false. They have some teeth up there.

Actually, it was a clean little city. I think you'll like it between march and november. Housing is cheap.
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Thanks, bud. I hope you also woke up to fuck your wife. That would make my night perfect.

And Buck, I think five inches is totally respectable.

rocknrolla
10-16-2011, 02:15 AM
That sounds like the worst marketing campaign I have ever heard of. Like that guy said. I have been drinking diet coke forever and never thought it as being girly or ever thought of it like that. I just don't get that.

KcMizzou
10-16-2011, 02:16 AM
Per inch? You drive a hard bargin.I like to think of myself as a shrewd business man.

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:17 AM
That sounds like the worst marketing campaign I have ever heard of. Like that guy said. I have been drinking diet coke forever and never thought it as being girly or ever thought of it like that. I just don't get that.

Alright, for you, $9 an inch.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:17 AM
That sounds like the worst marketing campaign I have ever heard of. Like that guy said. I have been drinking diet coke forever and never thought it as being girly or ever thought of it like that. I just don't get that.

Genius marketing ploy. People getting pissed makes other people wonder. Also, telling a woman she can't have something? What's the first thing she's gonna do?

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 02:17 AM
I had a group of 7, but the lines were fucking brutal. The insane assylum took damn near 2 hours to get into and sucked at trying to scare anyone over 15, the Mamba took an hour and 15 minutes to get on, the Prowler only took about 20 minutes to get on. I hadn't been on that one yet and it was really cool, ecpessialy in the pitch dark.

The prowler kicks ass. It's my new favorite. And I was walking through the line at the insane asylum looking at the signs that said 2 hours, and it only took me 15 minutes. It wasn't so bad without the wait. No way I'm going back this year though. I can't do those lines.

TrebMaxx
10-16-2011, 02:17 AM
Done! Good night all.

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:18 AM
Done! Good night all.

Pussy.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:18 AM
Thanks, bud. I hope you also woke up to **** your wife. That would make my night perfect.

And Buck, I think five inches is totally respectable.

When he advertises 20% off, he's supposed to be talking about the price.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:19 AM
Pussy.

Classic

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:20 AM
Classic

You wanna hang out with the nitecrew, you're gonna get called a pussy when you go to sleep.

Just a gangster, I suppose.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 02:21 AM
I need food.

SPchief
10-16-2011, 02:21 AM
Done! Good night all.

Pussy




And I'm out also.


I'm gonna go get some pussy

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:22 AM
Buck is so fuckin hard.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:22 AM
Pussy




And I'm out also.


I'm gonna go get some pussy

Make sure to tell her to shave. I had that problem with a girl once.

Gonzo
10-16-2011, 02:22 AM
Thanks, bud. I hope you also woke up to fuck your wife. That would make my night perfect.

And Buck, I think five inches is totally respectable.
No he doesn't, Buck. He's just being nice.

And yes, I banged her into a coma. Seriously, I did. She's like totally passed out. I'm having a sammich and a smoke then, back to bed.
Can you FEEEEELLLL iiiittttttt?!
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rocknrolla
10-16-2011, 02:22 AM
Alright, for you, $9 an inch.

What a bargain. So about $27.00.

luv
10-16-2011, 02:24 AM
Pussy




And I'm out also.


I'm gonna go get some pussy

Me too. And me too.

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:25 AM
Pussy




And I'm out also.


I'm gonna go get some pussy

Pussy.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 02:25 AM
No he doesn't, Buck. He's just being nice.

And yes, I banged her into a coma. Seriously, I did. She's like totally passed out. I'm having a sammich and a smoke then, back to bed.
Can you FEEEEELLLL iiiittttttt?!
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Epic.

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:25 AM
Me too. And me too.

Pussy...

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:26 AM
Is anyone watching SNL this week?

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:27 AM
I just put it on who is that chick 2nd from the left?

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-16-2011, 02:30 AM
Sexytime over, eating pizza

Bored...

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:31 AM
I don't know... I got distracted by a text message from some whore right now. She wants to bang.

KurtCobain
10-16-2011, 02:31 AM
I am out.

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:32 AM
Is she hot and can you put up with her shit?

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:32 AM
I am out.

Pussy.

BillSelfsTrophycase
10-16-2011, 02:33 AM
Is she hot and can you put up with her shit?

Maybe

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:33 AM
Is she hot and can you put up with her shit?

She's alright. But I mean it's 1230, and I don't have many other options.

Buck
10-16-2011, 02:35 AM
She's alright. But I mean it's 1230, and I don't have many other options.

Alright, well if you decide to go, I won't call you a pussy.

HoneyBadger
10-16-2011, 02:37 AM
Alright, well if you decide to go, I won't call you a pussy.

Thank you. She sent me a picture of her boobs. I dont know if I wanna go now...

rocknrolla
10-16-2011, 02:39 AM
Genius marketing ploy. People getting pissed makes other people wonder. Also, telling a woman she can't have something? What's the first thing she's gonna do?

Damn. You are so right. My bad. Didn't think of it from a woman's point of view.

Sofa King
01-09-2012, 06:21 PM
I am fucking bored out of my mind. Someone entertain me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 06:24 PM
I am ****ing bored out of my mind. Someone entertain me.

luv naked.... that's all I got... no pic...

bevischief
01-09-2012, 06:24 PM
I am ****ing bored out of my mind. Someone entertain me.

Go start a suicide thread...

Backwards Masking
01-09-2012, 06:26 PM
only Uncreative people get bored. people that whine about being bored should either do something Constructive or STFU IMO.

Sofa King
01-09-2012, 06:31 PM
only Uncreative people get bored. people that whine about being bored should either do something Constructive or STFU IMO.

Sweet. Now i have something to do.

Tell you to fuck off.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 06:33 PM
only Uncreative people get bored. people that whine about being bored should either do something Constructive or STFU IMO.

If you want to be creative then bump the random music vid thread with something I haven't seen.... GO!

Backwards Masking
01-09-2012, 06:34 PM
Sweet. Now i have something to do.

Tell you to **** off.

You could do cardio, or lift weights, or read, or write, or paint, or draw, or make a sculpture or do wood working.

surely those would be more rewarding than telling me to fuck off...but maybe not.

Backwards Masking
01-09-2012, 06:34 PM
If you want to be creative then bump the random music vid thread with something I haven't seen.... GO!

it would be far more Creative to write my own song ;)

Frazod
01-09-2012, 06:35 PM
I am fucking bored out of my mind. Someone entertain me.

I did my best for you today...... :(

ChiefsNow
01-09-2012, 06:35 PM
Or you could mask something backwards.

Backwards Masking
01-09-2012, 06:40 PM
Or you could mask something backwards.

one of the better suggestions offered up so far For Sure!

Sofa King
01-09-2012, 06:45 PM
You could do cardio, or lift weights, or read, or write, or paint, or draw, or make a sculpture or do wood working.

surely those would be more rewarding than telling me to **** off...but maybe not.

That's a list of the most boring shit possible.

Sofa King
01-09-2012, 06:46 PM
I did my best for you today...... :(

You most certainly are pulling your own weight.

And just remember, don't kill yourself.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 06:50 PM
You most certainly are pulling your own weight.

And just remember, don't kill yourself.

I'm too goddamn mean to die.

Gonzo
01-09-2012, 06:54 PM
You all could get me your death pool lists if your bored. C'mon, half the work has been done for you if you'd read the damn thread.
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Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 07:16 PM
it would be far more Creative to write my own song ;)

OK then do that

Sofa King
01-09-2012, 07:23 PM
You all could get me your death pool lists if your bored. C'mon, half the work has been done for you if you'd read the damn thread.
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I already stated, reading is boring.

Maybe if you read my last 10 posts you'd fucking know that.