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CaliforniaChief
10-17-2011, 06:35 PM
There are only two weeks out of the year where I miss Marty Schottenheimer, and those are the two weeks we play the Raiders.

Forget Sucking for Luck and all the turbulence that's characterized the season so far.

It's time to sack up, go into that crap hole, and pull their ankle bracelets through their collective throats. It's time to atone for last year's embarrassment at Arrowhead and the one that got away in their crib.

It's time to invoke the ghosts of Andre Rison on MNF, Marcus Allen, Larry Johnson plunging in with no time left, and Todd Marijuanavich.

Raiders fans are walking around like they're going to beat the piss out of us on Sunday. BS. Let's do this!

R8RFAN
10-17-2011, 06:38 PM
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/135/redneckdogs.jpg

KurtCobain
10-17-2011, 06:39 PM
OH MY FUCKING LORD BABY JESUS KILL THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS FOR FUCKING OUR MOTHERS!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE MAKING TOAST THIS SUNDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Count Alex's Wins
10-17-2011, 06:42 PM
(turn down your speakers, this vid's audio blasts)

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hOPc3uCOe-A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Pawnmower
10-17-2011, 06:44 PM
http://www.theraiderssuck.com/funny_uploads/Gayders1.jpg

Pawnmower
10-17-2011, 06:44 PM
http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/Isaiah_Valeria_4Life/GAYDERS.jpg

KurtCobain
10-17-2011, 06:45 PM
.

Pawnmower
10-17-2011, 06:46 PM
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/architron/raitards/leather_group.jpg

RedNeckRaider
10-17-2011, 06:48 PM
http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/Isaiah_Valeria_4Life/GAYDERS.jpg

Nice from the guy who sports a guy wearing panties, high heels and a Chiefs helmet in his avatar LMAO

Pawnmower
10-17-2011, 06:48 PM
http://smartasssports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pregnant-oakland-raiders-fan.jpg

Pawnmower
10-17-2011, 06:49 PM
Nice from the guy who sports a guy wearing panties, high heels and a Chiefs helmet in his avatar LMAO

Sir I will have you know that is a g-string by calvin klein and those are a traditional shoe worn by scandinavians.

RedNeckRaider
10-17-2011, 06:49 PM
Sir I will have you know that is a g-string by calvin klein.

LMAO ok that was funny~

CaliforniaChief
10-17-2011, 06:51 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HciLQMSM5_g/SYIi5NvfXxI/AAAAAAAAI5U/gHrd7u8opnE/s400/RaidersParadeGay.jpg

RedNeckRaider
10-17-2011, 06:52 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HciLQMSM5_g/SYIi5NvfXxI/AAAAAAAAI5U/gHrd7u8opnE/s400/RaidersParadeGay.jpg

Come on that is the best photo shop you got :spock:

DenverDanChiefsFan
10-17-2011, 06:54 PM
Fuck the faiders.

That is all.

CaliforniaChief
10-17-2011, 06:54 PM
Come on that is the best photo shop you got :spock:

It's Google Images, man. Blame someone else for being bad. Blame me for being lazy. :D

Pawnmower
10-17-2011, 06:57 PM
So can we get pumped now or do we have to wait till Tuesday morning to really start getting crazy for Raiders week???

http://thisorthat.com/blog-images/raiders-suck.jpg

CaliforniaChief
10-17-2011, 06:58 PM
So can we get pumped now or do we have to wait till Tuesday morning to really start getting crazy for Raiders week???

http://thisorthat.com/blog-images/raiders-suck.jpg

Why wait? Express the hate.

Pawnmower
10-17-2011, 06:59 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2470/raider20fan20mag0hp.jpg

RedNeckRaider
10-17-2011, 07:03 PM
It's Google Images, man. Blame someone else for being bad. Blame me for being lazy. :D

:thumb:

MahiMike
10-17-2011, 07:18 PM
Jokes! I need jokes people!

Buck
10-17-2011, 07:29 PM
Dear Chiefs, please beat the Raiders.

Kthx,

Philip Rivers

Ugly Duck
10-17-2011, 07:40 PM
So can we get pumped now or do we have to wait till Tuesday morning to really start getting crazy for Raiders week???



You can start now.... its funny!

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/chiefs-tatguy.png?w=539&h=412

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whoman69
10-17-2011, 08:35 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HciLQMSM5_g/SYIi5NvfXxI/AAAAAAAAI5U/gHrd7u8opnE/s400/RaidersParadeGay.jpg

Y-M-C-A

MahiMike
10-17-2011, 08:55 PM
Why do Raiders fans always wear masks? So the I.N.S. won't deport them!

MahiMike
10-17-2011, 08:56 PM
A 49ers fan at a gay bar says, "So you wanna hear a good Raiders joke?".

KChiefs1
10-17-2011, 09:23 PM
Crazy week on The Planet this week!
Chiefs/Raiders...Cards in the WS...Mizzou to the SEC...

PunkinDrublic
10-17-2011, 09:23 PM
Have you heard of that drink called the Oakland Colesium? They call it that because it's served a quarter full.

PunkinDrublic
10-17-2011, 09:26 PM
In Poland they tell Oakland Faider fan jokes.

Count Alex's Wins
10-17-2011, 11:36 PM
http://i719.photobucket.com/albums/ww194/mfieldson/mounturplatypi.jpg

Chocolate Hog
10-18-2011, 12:30 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/2gsia8i.gif

Smed1065
10-18-2011, 12:48 AM
Dear Chiefs, please beat the Raiders and yourself and the afc period.

K-thanxs,

Norv and ST

FYP

Smed1065
10-18-2011, 12:49 AM
You can start now.... its funny!

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/chiefs-tatguy.png?w=539&h=412

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdC6nn3AxHk?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdC6nn3AxHk?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>

After expecting the obvious for so long, it hurt.

Ugly Duck
10-18-2011, 01:15 AM
I respect Chiefs fans. To go so long without even sniffing a SuperBowl & yet still support the team with such verve. Its touching....

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/april/fat/funny-fat-gigantic16.jpg

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/1/12/10/parking-lot-sex-though-overalls-31819-1294845443-1.jpg

R8RFAN
10-18-2011, 01:17 AM
I respect Chiefs fans. To go so long without even sniffing a SuperBowl & yet still support the team with such verve. Its touching....



You gotta be a badass to be a Cheap fan.. I would have gave up decades ago

R8RFAN
10-18-2011, 01:21 AM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDQKPSMskL5pQmjFOS0cnE-ibK_po6jr1CkzmIrOhlvH2O2ECAIV94Wlvj

R8RFAN
10-18-2011, 01:22 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n-njTteDnPw/Sbtu2Mv7YQI/AAAAAAAAEfc/izsX_f2m_tA/s400/TrailerParkWeddin.jpg

Chocolate Hog
10-18-2011, 01:46 AM
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/1/12/10/parking-lot-sex-though-overalls-31819-1294845443-1.jpg

Is that real?

R8RFAN
10-18-2011, 01:47 AM
Is that real?

Of course it's real, they are hicks

Ugly Duck
10-18-2011, 01:58 AM
Is that real?

Poor Lady Chiefs Fan Caught With Her Boobs Out After Post-Playoff Pity Hump (NSFW) (UPDATE)

Here we have a woman: knit-capped, pendulous breasts exposed, bluejeans in mid-yank, in plaintive conversation with a man: Tamba jersey'd, hunter's jumpsuit, dejected due to inebriation or underwhelming sexual performance atop the hood of a Murano.

And why are her winter gloves tossed across the windshield? There are so many questions about what happened this chilly Sunday afternoon outside of Arrowhead stadium which will never be answered. Unless someone else in attendance at the Chiefs/Ravens playoff game witnessed this couple boinking away their playoff letdown in public, we'll probably never know. I wonder if the vehicle belonged to a Ravens fan? If so, Eagles fans should take note, as leaving a trail of sex sludge on visiting fans' vehicles is much more creative than typical drunken vandalism.

UPDATE: One of the individuals in this photo contacted us about their unwanted fame. This is a married couple. They don't remember a single thing after halftime, they said. But their heads, per their request, have been removed until this dies down a bit in the next couple days.

http://deadspin.com/5731073/poor-lady-chiefs-fan-caught-with-her-boobs-out-after-post+playoff-pity-hump-nsfw

http://thedirty.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Untitled-126.jpg

crazycoffey
10-18-2011, 02:03 AM
http://smartasssports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pregnant-oakland-raiders-fan.jpg


I don't like it's odds....

KCrockaholic
10-18-2011, 02:11 AM
Fuck those raider scum. I hope they stretched their asses first.

bevischief
10-18-2011, 07:34 AM
Is that real?

Yes it is from the playoff last year.

durtyrute
10-18-2011, 08:14 AM
Ruck Faid, buck salls....Let's get it

CaliforniaChief
10-18-2011, 08:56 AM
That's a shot of Tamba doing Boller on the hood of the Murano.

Sonic Cowboy-Raider
10-18-2011, 11:37 PM
How will Oakland know the Chiefs have arrived to play?

When they see the team and their fans pile out of their mobile trailer parks and their Beverly Hilbilly cars with well known Chief fans Jethro Bodine and Jed Clampett.

Oh and for your failure to beat the Dolts for us a couple of weeks ago, all I have to say is thanks for nothing!

CaliforniaChief
10-18-2011, 11:53 PM
How will Oakland know the Chiefs have arrived to play?

When they see the team and their fans pile out of their mobile trailer parks and their Beverly Hilbilly cars with well known Chief fans Jethro Bodine and Jed Clampett.

Oh and for your failure to beat the Dolts for us a couple of weeks ago, all I have to say is thanks for nothing!

LMAO Culture comparisons from Raider fans are amusing. You guys try so hard.

Why don't you go feed your pit bull, change your ankle bracelet, scrub some graffiti off your local school, bleach your wife-beater, and STFU?

Oh yeah, and enjoy some red.

lewdog
10-19-2011, 12:00 AM
It is threads like this that help a "young" Chiefs fan like myself, understand why I should probably hate the Raiders more than the Broncos.

Let's keep this going!!!

CaliforniaChief
10-19-2011, 12:02 AM
It is threads like this that help a "young" Chiefs fan like myself, understand why I should probably hate the Raiders more than the Broncos.

Let's keep this going!!!

Amen, brother. It's sad how Herman Edwards destroyed the hatred in that rivalry. Haley's better, but there's so much history between these franchises.

Ugly Duck
10-19-2011, 12:31 AM
...............Tailgating at Arrowhead:...............

http://1funny.com/images/rednecks/rngassgrill.jpg

http://www.elitesavers.com/funny/toilet.jpg

Rausch
10-19-2011, 12:52 AM
...............Tailgating at Arrowhead:...............

http://1funny.com/images/rednecks/rngassgrill.jpg

http://www.elitesavers.com/funny/toilet.jpg

Tailgating at San Diego...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VCkg6Ea1Kko/TCjELIDdP_I/AAAAAAAAKUc/vNerYQlS0H0/s320/Parking_Lot.jpg

ThaVirus
10-19-2011, 01:07 AM
Psst......

I think UglyDuck is a Raider fan.

JERICHO
10-19-2011, 01:10 AM
THIS JUST IN: Carson Palmer refuses to practice with his new team and demands a trade or he will retire!

Ugly Duck
10-19-2011, 01:21 AM
Tailgating at San Diego...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VCkg6Ea1Kko/TCjELIDdP_I/AAAAAAAAKUc/vNerYQlS0H0/s320/Parking_Lot.jpg

OK.... that made me laugh!

Tuckdaddy
10-19-2011, 01:43 AM
LETS RIP THEIR THROATS AND TAKE AND SHIT ON THEM!


KILL THOSE BASTARDS!

Ugly Duck
10-19-2011, 05:41 AM
.........TAILGATING AT ARROWHEAD...........

http://www.esato.com/board/img.php?id=29640

blurros
10-19-2011, 06:12 AM
Does anyone know if this is our most recent revenue:

stadiumzone.weebly.com

Good to see we are among the richest clubs! :)

Rausch
10-19-2011, 06:48 AM
.........TAILGATING AT ARROWHEAD...........

http://www.esato.com/board/img.php?id=29640

"JUST WIN BABY

FAILURE BUILDS CHAMPIONSHIPS

NO QUARTERBACK NECESSARY"

BoltWalt
10-19-2011, 07:13 AM
I know this weeks game is in Oakland but if KC is like San Diego the local raiders fans will come out from under what ever rock where they reside so I am offering a local Bail bond commercial that plays during raider week in San Diego:

2E8wxvXE1IA

BoltWalt
10-20-2011, 01:23 AM
Can somebody please clue me into how to Embed a youtube video into my posts?

R8ers very kindly posted info on how to embed the youtube video, but I found the BBcode to get it done:

Embed a YouTube video. You only put the video ID in between the BB code tags (NOT the full URL!). Embedding must be enabled for the video!
value replace the words example with youtube
value = 2E8wxvXE1IA

2E8wxvXE1IA

R8RFAN
10-20-2011, 01:36 AM
just paste the embed code into the post

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9878/capturehkn.png

S&BJW
10-20-2011, 01:36 AM
As always, should be an entertaining game. Typically regardless of how strong either team has been in the year, this game is a dogfight. The Raiders have lost their #1 QB and may be starting Kyle Boller (gag)...or Carson Palmer who has had about 2 days to absorb the playbook (gag). Even though the Raiders have the better team, I see KC taking this one........but not the next one.

BoltWalt
10-20-2011, 01:37 AM
I finally figured out how to embed those youtube videos, By using the BB code for it, .

2E8wxvXE1IA

BoltWalt
10-20-2011, 01:43 AM
just paste the embed code into the post

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9878/capturehkn.png

Thank you, while you were posting that helpful info I was looking through the BB code and found the solution that eventually worked for me.

BoltWalt
10-20-2011, 02:08 AM
Tailgating at San Diego...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VCkg6Ea1Kko/TCjELIDdP_I/AAAAAAAAKUc/vNerYQlS0H0/s320/Parking_Lot.jpg

That does not look like the Quallcom lot to me.

Ugly Duck
10-20-2011, 07:29 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VCkg6Ea1Kko/TCjELIDdP_I/AAAAAAAAKUc/vNerYQlS0H0/s320/Parking_Lot.jpg
That does not look like the Quallcom lot to me.

Too many cars?

KCrockaholic
10-20-2011, 07:50 AM
Damn. Actually, I think I know what parking lot that is. Not that it matters. It was obviously during off-season.

Lonewolf Ed
10-20-2011, 07:52 AM
.........TAILGATING AT ARROWHEAD...........

http://www.esato.com/board/img.php?id=29640

Wow! That one really IS from Arrowhead! I recognize that mountain range; it's off to the northwest side of the parking lots.

Raider9175
10-20-2011, 08:12 AM
Too many cars?

You know that wasn't a charger/ Raider game. You would have majority of Raider fans.

Sonic Cowboy-Raider
10-20-2011, 10:00 AM
LMAO Culture comparisons from Raider fans are amusing. You guys try so hard.

Why don't you go feed your pit bull, change your ankle bracelet, scrub some graffiti off your local school, bleach your wife-beater, and STFU?

Oh yeah, and enjoy some red.

Are stereotypes involving Raider fans and crime the only smack talk you can come up with nowadays? I'll have you know that Raider Nation are very good citizens of this country. There's more to us than the obligatory spiked shoulderpads and face paint. We're also well-aware of what goes on in our world, very educated (Cal is one of the top educational institutions in the country), and we have enough money to live in suitable conditions for a family (like most of the country).

Bleach our wife-beater? LMAO, yeah whatever you say bub.

Sonic Cowboy-Raider
10-20-2011, 10:05 AM
So you guys are coming off a bye with a 2-game winning streak. two close games against the winless Colts and the hapless Vikings. And you just won yourself out of the Andrew Luck sweepstakes, congrats.

Carson Palmer will transition himself easily against you guys, you have the 21st ranked rush defense in football, be prepared to get run over by Darren McFadden and get picked apart by Carson Palmer.

jspchief
10-20-2011, 10:15 AM
... you have the 21st ranked rush defense in football, be prepared to get run over by Darren McFadden and get picked apart by Carson Palmer.And you're the 28th ranked pass D, prepare to have Mark Castle throw a shitload of screens that go for 2-3 yards.

Sonic Cowboy-Raider
10-20-2011, 10:18 AM
And you're the 28th ranked pass D, prepare to have Mark Castle throw a shitload of screens that go for 2-3 yards.

You don't have Jammal Charles, Dexter McCluster has been a disappointment to you. And that means the Raiders can prepare for the pass more than the run. Aaron Curry is an upgrade at WLB over Quentin Groves, we replaced Jerome "can't cover or tackle for shit" Boyd with Chinedum Ndukwe. Unless you spread out your offense you won't do shit. Charlie Weis was the big reason you were as good as you were last year and Todd Haley ran him out of K.C. You do have Deayne Bowe still and I'll give you that, he has always been a problem for us.

jspchief
10-20-2011, 10:20 AM
You don't have Jammal Charles, Dexter McCluster has been a disappointment to you. And that means the Raiders can prepare for the pass more than the run. Aaron Curry is an upgrade at WLB over Quentin Groves, we replaced Jerome "can't cover or tackle for shit" Boyd with Chinedum Ndukwe. Unless you spread out your offense you won't do shit. Charlie Weis was the big reason you were as good as you were last year and Todd Haley ran him out of K.C. You do have Deayne Bowe still and I'll give you that, he has always been a problem for us.The Colts and Vikings were both better against the pass, and Castle torched them.

I predict Castle's stats at 17 of 21 for 97 yards!

Sonic Cowboy-Raider
10-20-2011, 10:27 AM
The Colts and Vikings were both better against the pass, and Castle torched them.

I predict Castle's stats at 17 of 21 for 97 yards!

Being better against the pass is only one aspect of football, both of those teams suck ass in everything else.

Rain Man
10-20-2011, 10:30 AM
The Colts and Vikings were both better against the pass, and Castle torched them.

I predict Castle's stats at 17 of 21 for 97 yards!


Given the strength of Oakland's interior line, I think we pass all over the first five yards of the field this week. I think Castle goes 36 of 49 for 165 yards.

jspchief
10-20-2011, 10:33 AM
Being better against the pass is only one aspect of football, both of those teams suck ass in everything else.Actually, the Raiders defense sucks in every phase. Don't be surprised when Castle averages 3 yards per completion and Thomas Jones averages 2.1 yards per carry. We'll be running the ball into the tackles all day.

R8RFAN
10-20-2011, 10:38 AM
And you're the 28th ranked pass D, prepare to have Mark Castle throw a shitload of screens that go for 2-3 yards.

Ok that's funny as hell ROFL

Rain Man
10-20-2011, 10:42 AM
Ok that's funny as hell ROFL


It wasn't a joke.

BoltWalt
10-20-2011, 06:23 PM
:hmmm:There used to be a time when I would look at the prospect of a losing season as long as two of the wins were against the raiders then that season was not all that bad.

SPchief
10-20-2011, 06:31 PM
THIS WAS NEVER A THREAD ABOUT BANNING RAIDER FANS (FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET).

THIS IS A POST WHORE THREAD TO WIN A COMPETITION.

CURRENT BRIBES:





I'LL THROW IN ANOTHER MILLION TO THE PERSON WITH THE MOST POSTS WHEN THIS ENDS AT 8AM SATURDAY, ASSUMING WE WIN.




Lumpy is going to show some kind of revealing photo or photos if we win.

Raider troll thread

Tombstone RJ
10-20-2011, 07:40 PM
Poor Lady Chiefs Fan Caught With Her Boobs Out After Post-Playoff Pity Hump (NSFW) (UPDATE)

Here we have a woman: knit-capped, pendulous breasts exposed, bluejeans in mid-yank, in plaintive conversation with a man: Tamba jersey'd, hunter's jumpsuit, dejected due to inebriation or underwhelming sexual performance atop the hood of a Murano.

And why are her winter gloves tossed across the windshield? There are so many questions about what happened this chilly Sunday afternoon outside of Arrowhead stadium which will never be answered. Unless someone else in attendance at the Chiefs/Ravens playoff game witnessed this couple boinking away their playoff letdown in public, we'll probably never know. I wonder if the vehicle belonged to a Ravens fan? If so, Eagles fans should take note, as leaving a trail of sex sludge on visiting fans' vehicles is much more creative than typical drunken vandalism.

UPDATE: One of the individuals in this photo contacted us about their unwanted fame. This is a married couple. They don't remember a single thing after halftime, they said. But their heads, per their request, have been removed until this dies down a bit in the next couple days.

http://deadspin.com/5731073/poor-lady-chiefs-fan-caught-with-her-boobs-out-after-post+playoff-pity-hump-nsfw

http://thedirty.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Untitled-126.jpg

ROFL

Sonic Cowboy-Raider
10-20-2011, 10:26 PM
Actually, the Raiders defense sucks in every phase. Don't be surprised when Castle averages 3 yards per completion and Thomas Jones averages 2.1 yards per carry. We'll be running the ball into the tackles all day.

In the past 2 games, the Raiders have turned it up in terms of blitzing and are now allowing fewer yards per play. We are no longer a 100% Man Defense. We now mix in zones, fire zones, safety blitzes, etc.

Aaron Curry is an upgrade over Quentin Groves and Chinedum Ndukwe is an upgrade over Jerome Boyd. Raiders defense has improved and you will experience it first hand when you come to Oakland this Sunday.

BoltWalt
10-21-2011, 01:08 AM
Just go out and murder those raiders this week!

S&BJW
10-21-2011, 02:28 AM
OK, the Raiders are the better team right now especially since getting Palmer. It will take Palmer this season to get all the playbook but this Sunday he should be fine with 10-20 plays as long as the Raiders are establishing the run. The goofy thing is that this is a division rivalry and anything can happen.....No doubt the Raiders are the better team right now....but this game, anything can happen

HighChief
10-21-2011, 03:19 AM
chris johnson is going to have a very very long day. Asome was the only reason you guys had kept bowe in check fairly well. Chiefs 24-21

Coogs
10-21-2011, 09:16 AM
It's all going to come down to Cassel. Can he handle pressure? Or will he fold his tent?

http://www.mercurynews.com/raiders/ci_19160098

Oakland Raiders notebook: Defense adds some oomph with added blitzes, pressure
By Jerry McDonald


jmcdonald@bayareanewsgroup.com

Posted: 10/20/2011 07:36:42 PM PDT
Updated: 10/20/2011 10:41:44 PM PDT


Hue Jackson isn't limiting his aggressive nature to player acquisition and offensive play-calling. The Raiders coach has authorized defensive coordinator Chuck Bresnahan to dial up the pressure on defense.

"I don't want to play the same thing all the time," Jackson said after practice Thursday. "I think it's been pretty vanilla here in the past, and I think guys have kind of known how to attack us."

According to the statistical service Stats, LLC, the Raiders brought pressure 8.5 times per game on runs and passes in the first four games, and 28.5 times per game in the last two against Houston and Cleveland.

Teams averaged 9.6 yards per play against the Oakland blitz through the first four and 3.4 in the last two.

Against the Browns, free safety Michael Huff came free and was upended by a blocker, forcing a Colt McCoy incompletion on his first pass attempt of the day. On the next play, safety Matt Giordano blitzed and got a sack.

Oakland kept up the pressure, and the Browns never got in sync.

Kansas City coach Todd Haley, whose Chiefs play at Oakland on Sunday, told reporters by conference call the frequency of blitzing is the biggest difference in the Raiders.

"You're seeing some multiple pressures, and those pressures aren't only coming from the linebackers; you're seeing safeties and some unique, exotic coverages tied to those pressures," Haley said.

Although the Raiders still play a lot of man-to-man defense, backing a blitz with zones wasn't something McCoy expected to see.

"He came up to us after the game and said, 'I thought you guys were going to play more man,' " safety Mike Mitchell said. "When we can throw in some wrinkles with some different looks, they're not going to know what to expect."

The Raiders sacked Houston quarterback Matt Schaub three times and McCoy twice but pressured them throughout as both had passing efforts below 50 percent. Schaub misfired on 24 of his last 39 throws.

"When you watch the film, you'll definitely see a little bit more variety from what I've seen in past years with the defense and the defensive scheme and the pressures that they bring," Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel said by conference call.

"We're definitely more colorful now that we're not as vanilla, we're not as predictable as we've been in years past," Raiders cornerback Stanford Routt said. "Try to confuse the quarterback and get him to make decisions and reads in the actual play rather than already being able to make a presnap read and determination where he wants to go with the ball."


The Raiders received an extension until Friday to sell more tickets and avoid a blackout of their game against Kansas City. They have sold out their first three home games this season -- against the New York Jets, New England and Cleveland.

In past years, extensions have usually been followed by the announcement of a sellout the following day.


Jackson said he still hasn't decided whether Carson Palmer or Kyle Boller will start at quarterback against the Chiefs and seemed to enjoy that various media outlets already have named Palmer the starter.

"I just laugh at all the reports -- 'He's starting!' Everybody has made the decision for me," Jackson said. "Thank you. I appreciate it."

He said he's likely to make his decision Friday evening.

Neither Palmer nor Boller was available during the media access period.


Place-kicker Sebastian Janikowski was limited in practice and was added to the injury report with a left hamstring injury. Jackson didn't seem overly concerned.

"We hope we can get him out there (Friday)," Jackson said.

Other players who were limited included tight end Richard Gordon (hand), Huff (ankle) and center Samson Satele (knee).

Players who didn't participate were middle linebacker Rolando McClain (ankle), fullback Marcel Reece (ankle), cornerbacks Chris Johnson (groin, hamstring) and Chimdi Chekwa (hamstring), running back Rock Cartwright (calf) and quarterback Jason Campbell (collarbone).

RaiderJave
10-21-2011, 11:44 AM
This one's interesting. Are we going to see the Chiefs that played well against the Chargers, or the Chiefs that shit the bed against Bills and Lions? How much can we take away from the fact they beat the 0-4 Vikings and the 0-5 Colts? Now nearly beating the Chargers tells me that they have the ability, but playing Oakland at home I can't really tell how this ones gonna go. I don't see ya all winning, but keeping it close is possible.

ChiefsandO'sfan
10-21-2011, 12:08 PM
AdamSchefterAdam Schefter


Raiders bringing in kickers today. They know they might have to shut down Sebastian Janikowski for a few weeks due to hamstring injury.

Ugly Duck
10-21-2011, 12:19 PM
chris johnson is going to have a very very long day.

Chris Johnson will probably be sitting on the couch at home with a Purple Drank (injury). It'll be the rookies out there on Sunday.

SenselessChiefsFan
10-21-2011, 01:12 PM
Jano possibly out.

Montane
10-21-2011, 01:40 PM
If Jano is out and CP doesn't play then Chiefs have a chance.

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 01:55 PM
Wow the guy you guys laughed at all these years is the player you fear the most? A kicker? Seriously?

whoman69
10-21-2011, 03:53 PM
Wow the guy you guys laughed at all these years is the player you fear the most? A kicker? Seriously?

But, but, he's a first round selection. He must be important.

Chronic
10-21-2011, 04:01 PM
If Jano is out and CP doesn't play then Chiefs have a chance.

LOL

Now all of a sudden Palmer is relevant

The Raiders could beat the Chiefs with Herbie the Hobo meth junkie. He'd break foot off in ass

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 04:16 PM
But, but, he's a first round selection. He must be important.

He is and if you tell me you wouldn't love to have that weapon on the Chiefs roster , you are lying... tell the truth for once.

HemiEd
10-21-2011, 04:27 PM
Wow the guy you guys laughed at all these years is the player you fear the most? A kicker? Seriously?

Never seen me laugh at anything but his gut. I was pissed when the Raiders got him, and wanted him as a Chief.

Bacillus Anthracis
10-21-2011, 04:28 PM
But, but, he's a first round selection. He must be important.

By now, anyone who says that Janokowski wasn't a great first round selection is thick in the head.

He's been on the team for over ten years, is the Raider's all time leading scorer, is probably the best long distance place-kicker to ever play the game, and he's tied with Dempsey and Elam for the longest FG in NFL history.

If our offense gets to the opponents 35 yard line, we'll usually get three points out of it whereas almost every other team in the league has to punt. In Houston he made 3 field goals from 50 yards out. The guy's a scoring machine.

Anyway, with Jano out it's over for the Raiders. Boller isn't going to lead this team down the field on many TD drives. Our best hope was for a TD or two with Janokowski knocking through 3 or 4 field goals after the offense bogged down inside KC's 35-40 yard line.

I was looking forward to talking shit about stomping Chief ass this week but it ain't gonna happen. We have no starting quarterback and our leading scorer is gone.

Sometimes it just isn't your day and sometimes it just ain't your week either. This is one of those weeks for the Raiders.

Carlota69
10-21-2011, 04:33 PM
He is and if you tell me you wouldn't love to have that weapon on the Chiefs roster , you are lying... tell the truth for once.
I'll say it. Hell yeah I'd love to have him on the roster. He's a beast of a kicker, and has won many games for the Raiders. Worth a first pick? maybe not, but at this point who cares? Whats done is done. I would love to have Jano, and Im glad he's out (possibly). With Raiders/Chiefs games typically decided by 3 points? Hell yeah Im glad he's out.

BossChief
10-21-2011, 04:34 PM
He is and if you tell me you wouldn't love to have that weapon on the Chiefs roster , you are lying... tell the truth for once.

For a first rounder?

Are you saying you think it was a good pick?

He is a great kicker, but I wouldn't give up a first rounder if it meant I would get the leagues best kicker AND punter.

You can get really good kickers in the 5th round.

HemiEd
10-21-2011, 04:36 PM
.........TAILGATING AT ARROWHEAD...........

http://www.esato.com/board/img.php?id=29640

If you look at the background, that has a better chance of being in Denver.

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 04:38 PM
Never seen me laugh at anything but his gut. I was pissed when the Raiders got him, and wanted him as a Chief.

Hell we laughed at his gut too but that bastard can sure kick the crap out of a football...

Good for you Hemi, it's refreshing to see someone actually like a player on another team...

I would like to have Dwayne Bowe on the Raiders

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 04:39 PM
If you look at the background, that has a better chance of being in Denver.

Nah, if it were in Denver, his pants would be around his ankles.

HemiEd
10-21-2011, 04:39 PM
The Colts and Vikings were both better against the pass, and Castle torched them.

I predict Castle's stats at 17 of 21 for 97 yards!

ROFL he still doesn't get it.

Messier
10-21-2011, 04:43 PM
He wasn't a great first round pick. No other team was gonna take him in the first. I remember that draft, he was mentioned as a mid second round pick. Oakland could have traded down. Besides, he never has made a pro bowl, and while I agree he's among the best kickers in the league, no kicker is worth a first round pick. Good kickers aren't rare enough to take that high.

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 04:45 PM
For a first rounder?

Are you saying you think it was a good pick?

He is a great kicker, but I wouldn't give up a first rounder if it meant I would get the leagues best kicker AND punter.

You can get really good kickers in the 5th round.

At the time we got Jano, we had Chucky and had just beat the Chiefs to knock them out of the playoffs 99 I think... and if I recall the Raiders had lost a few games by 3 points or less... and that was the story.

We had Joe Nedney at the time and he was one of the best in the NFL then, but he was demanding big money and thats when they got Seabass

HemiEd
10-21-2011, 04:45 PM
Hell we laughed at his gut too but that bastard can sure kick the crap out of a football...

Good for you Hemi, it's refreshing to see someone actually like a player on another team...

I would like to have Dwayne Bowe on the Raiders

No doubt he can kick the crap out of the ball. My daughter was going to FSU the same time he was, so I followed him a lot. I still think he justified the pick, contrary to what the draftabulators say.

McFadden is living up to his hype now, as it was pretty strong coming out of Arkansas. He really worries me, and hopefully the defense can hold him in check. Tyson Jackson, it is time to step up dammit!

IMO Bowe is Haley's best work, he is a beast.

BossChief
10-21-2011, 04:47 PM
At the time we got Jano, we had Chucky and had just beat the Chiefs to knock them out of the playoffs 99 I think... and if I recall the Raiders had lost a few games by 3 points or less... and that was the story.

We had Joe Nedney at the time and he was one of the best in the NFL then, but he was demanding big money and thats when they got Seabass

haha

So, your kicker was demanding big money so you guys decided not to sign him and to spend a first rounder on a kicker instead.

Makes sense, in a raider kind of way.

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 04:48 PM
It will be a great game, on paper we should win but you can take a match to that shit because this is the best rivalry in football hands down.

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 04:49 PM
haha

So, your kicker was demanding big money so you guys decided not to sign him and to spend a first rounder on a kicker instead.

Makes sense, in a raider kind of way.

Yea the next 3 years we went
12-4
10-6
11-5

Makes sense to me

BossChief
10-21-2011, 04:52 PM
Yea the next 3 years we went
12-4
10-6
11-5

Makes sense to me

Rich Gannon not the kicker.

To think otherwise is beyond silly.

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 04:52 PM
Rich Gannon not the kicker.

To think otherwise is beyond silly.

It's a team sport

HemiEd
10-21-2011, 04:54 PM
He wasn't a great first round pick. No other team was gonna take him in the first. I remember that draft, he was mentioned as a mid second round pick. Oakland could have traded down. Besides, he never has made a pro bowl, and while I agree he's among the best kickers in the league, no kicker is worth a first round pick. Good kickers aren't rare enough to take that high.

Yeah, the stupid fuckers could have had Sylvester Morris that year.

I really was hoping the kicker would fall to the Chiefs, but no. That is when the Chiefs were trying to find a kicker.

That stupid kicker pick was one of their better first round picks in the last dozen years.

I am going to go shower now, after defending a Raider move.

BossChief
10-21-2011, 04:55 PM
but didnt you just try and qualify taking a kicker in the first round with the teams record?

If you think your records in those years had more to do with the kicker than the league MVP quarterback you got because we were ran by a bafoon, I dont know what to tell you.

Bacillus Anthracis
10-21-2011, 05:09 PM
At the time we got Jano, we had Chucky and had just beat the Chiefs to knock them out of the playoffs 99 I think... and if I recall the Raiders had lost a few games by 3 points or less... and that was the story.

We had Joe Nedney at the time and he was one of the best in the NFL then, but he was demanding big money and thats when they got Seabass

I remember that season well. We lost 8 games by a total of 34 points. Cole Ford missed a game winner in Denver from inside 30 yards, two against Tennessee in a 3 point loss. He also missed four against the Jets in a 6 point loss.

With just an average kicker the Raiders would have won that division going away.

The numbers don't lie. Since Janokowski has been drafted he's been the most consistent and productive player on the team. He's scored over 1200 points. And maybe someone can point out a player from that draft that we should have taken that would have played at a Pro Bowl level in any position and would still be playing today.

Good luck with that. I won't hold my breath.

R8RFAN
10-21-2011, 05:12 PM
I remember that season well. We lost 8 games by a total of 34 points. Cole Ford missed a game winner in Denver from inside 30 yards, two against Tennessee in a 3 point loss. He also missed four against the Jets in a 6 point loss.

With just an average kicker the Raiders would have won that division going away.

The numbers don't lie. Since Janokowski has been drafted he's been the most consistent and productive player on the team. He's scored over 1200 points. And maybe someone can point out a player from that draft that we should have taken that would have played at a Pro Bowl level in any position and would still be playing today.

Good luck with that. I won't hold my breath.

Think Husted got hurt or shit canned and we brought in Nedney that yr

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9195/captureywh.png

Ugly Duck
10-21-2011, 09:00 PM
Chiefs @ Raiders sold out

Tombstone RJ
10-21-2011, 09:11 PM
I remember that season well. We lost 8 games by a total of 34 points. Cole Ford missed a game winner in Denver from inside 30 yards, two against Tennessee in a 3 point loss. He also missed four against the Jets in a 6 point loss.

With just an average kicker the Raiders would have won that division going away.

The numbers don't lie. Since Janokowski has been drafted he's been the most consistent and productive player on the team. He's scored over 1200 points. And maybe someone can point out a player from that draft that we should have taken that would have played at a Pro Bowl level in any position and would still be playing today.

Good luck with that. I won't hold my breath.

it was a bad pick by oakland, period. Arguably, the best player on your team is Lechler, check out his probowls.

seabass, not so much.

you can argue about it all you want but there's simply no excuse for taking a kicker in the first round. None. That move was all crazy al. Too bad he's dead because he was batschit crazy.

Tombstone RJ
10-21-2011, 09:26 PM
Chiefs @ Raiders sold out

well happy birthday chokeland! been a while, ehh?

jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:49 PM
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jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:50 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/2hcjhx0.jpg

jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:51 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2d0nimf.jpg

jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:53 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2j1qzw4.jpg

salame
10-21-2011, 09:54 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2j1qzw4.jpg

All either awful, hurt or no longer a Chief lol

jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:54 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/242adcw.jpg

jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:55 PM
All either awful, hurt or no longer a Chief lolF*ck off

salame
10-21-2011, 09:57 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/242adcw.jpg

no longer a chief

jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:57 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/2z57trm.jpg

salame
10-21-2011, 09:58 PM
F*ck off

Maybe a more relevant image search would have curbed your poor attitude? It sure strikes fear into the heart of another team to post pics of a bunch of free agents and IR players.

Do you have a shaved head or goatee by chance?

jspchief
10-21-2011, 09:58 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/21mg5c8.jpg

jspchief
10-21-2011, 10:00 PM
Maybe a more relevant image search would have curbed your poor attitude? It sure strikes fear into the heart of another team to post pics of a bunch of free agents and IR players.

Do you have a shaved head or goatee by chance?If you think posting these pics is about "striking fear in the heart of another team", then you are an idiot.

CaliforniaChief
10-21-2011, 10:00 PM
http://www.kcchiefsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ChiefsWill.jpg

salame
10-21-2011, 10:07 PM
If you think posting these pics is about "striking fear in the heart of another team", then you are an idiot.


I guess I really see no point in it at all. Which made your silly ass pics of non rostered players even more amusing to me. I can't wait to fire up my 1987 iroc z camaro, trim up my goatee and wax my shaved head on sunday morning just as much as you. I however don't need to post irrelevant pics to get myself up for the game.

jspchief
10-21-2011, 10:10 PM
I guess I really see no point in it at all. Which made your silly ass pics of non rostered players even more amusing to me. I can't wait to fire up my 1987 iroc z camaro, trim up my goatee and wax my shaved head on sunday morning just as much as you. I however don't need to post irrelevant pics to get myself up for the game.That's cool. To each their own.

Aren't you a Chiefs fan? wondering why you're trolling.

salame
10-21-2011, 10:13 PM
That's cool. To each their own.

Aren't you a Chiefs fan? wondering why you're trolling.

See, this where we differ. I kind of think posting a bunch of unrelated photos is trolling. I am scratching my goatee in confusion...

jspchief
10-21-2011, 10:17 PM
See, this where we differ. I kind of think posting a bunch of unrelated photos is trolling. I am scratching my goatee in confusion...Posting Chiefs vs Raiders pics in a Raiders week thread is trolling? ok?

What's the matter, one of the commoner fans sneak onto the club level and bump into you, spilling your chardonnay on your cardigan at the last home game?

salame
10-21-2011, 10:20 PM
Posting Chiefs vs Raiders pics in a Raiders week thread is trolling? ok?

What's the matter, one of the commoner fans sneak onto the club level and bump into you, spilling your chardonnay on your cardigan at the last home game?

I like you.
Carry on.

Pawnmower
10-21-2011, 10:45 PM
I like you.
Carry on.

you drunk??

O.city
10-21-2011, 10:47 PM
I will say this. During Raider week, I really miss Marty. The genuine hate that mofo had for the Faid made me feel good.

That's what made this division so good in it's hayday. Everyone hated everyone. There was none of this lovey talk in the offseason as friends or tweet each other shit. It was "i wanna kill you" kinda hate. It made for the best games. I want that back.

salame
10-21-2011, 10:51 PM
you drunk??

you want me to be?

HemiEd
10-21-2011, 10:57 PM
All either awful, hurt or no longer a Chief lolI think someone is enjoying some fine tequila tonight.

Marcellus
10-21-2011, 10:58 PM
I think someone is enjoying some find tequila tonight.

Where do you get some of that "find" tequila? I assume it's free. :p

Marcellus
10-21-2011, 10:58 PM
I think someone is enjoying some fine tequila tonight.

Ha gotcha.

HemiEd
10-21-2011, 11:02 PM
Ha gotcha.

This place is crawling, hopefully they will get the post whore threads wrapped up soon. :D

salame
10-22-2011, 01:19 AM
nah, I don't drink very often
I just thought it was stupid so I voiced my opinion
plus I don't like the commoners entering the club level
when you look on tv and see the entire yellow seat section almost empty except for a few people I am one of them

I pay extra to not have to sit next to shaved heads and goatees

Ugly Duck
10-22-2011, 02:36 AM
http://www.nfl-football-odds.org/resources/AFC-West-Battle-for-the-Basement-Raiders-at-Chiefs.jpg

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