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God of Thunder
11-16-2011, 11:41 AM
Historically, for as long as I remember, the Chiefs tend to suck against shitty teams, and thrive against good teams....why? Who gives a shit.

Anyway, I am fairly confident that the Chiefs will win this week? Why? Let me break it down to you.

1. Palko.
2. Monday Night Football.
3. Holiday week.
4. My girlfriend sent me a nudy photo.

Therefore, in lieu of all of those.......I am placing $10.00 on the Chiefs to WIN outright on my sports betting account.

Thank you.

Good day ol' chaps.

Douche Baggins
11-16-2011, 11:44 AM
Historically, for as long as I remember, the Chiefs tend to suck against shitty teams, and thrive against good teams....why? Who gives a shit.


Not under Haley and Pioli. The exact opposite.

Guru
11-16-2011, 11:45 AM
Number 1 should be reason enough for you to NOT bet on the Chiefs.

God of Thunder
11-16-2011, 11:47 AM
Number 1 should be reason enough for you to NOT bet on the Chiefs.

At this point, I think I am on the bandwagon of "anything is better than casshole".

Guru
11-16-2011, 11:48 AM
At this point, I think I am on the bandwagon of "anything is better than casshole".Meh, I'm glad cassel is done for now but, like most, I would just as soon see what Stanzi has. We already know Palko sucks.

God of Thunder
11-16-2011, 11:51 AM
Meh, I'm glad cassel is done for now but, like most, I would just as soon see what Stanzi has. We already know Palko sucks.

I will also concur with this.....!

Frosty
11-16-2011, 11:51 AM
4. My girlfriend sent me a nudy photo.

If you share, it might help the Chiefs win.

Munson
11-16-2011, 11:52 AM
I believe we all would be more confident if you post the nudie pics of your girlfriend.

Frosty
11-16-2011, 11:53 AM
I believe we all would be more confident if you post the nudie pics of your girlfriend.

Unless he's into that whole BBW thing.

God of Thunder
11-16-2011, 11:55 AM
Unless he's into that whole BBW thing.

Ewww no.

Sharing....hmmm.......I 'may' be able to make that happen!

OnTheWarpath58
11-16-2011, 11:55 AM
Thrive against good teams?

Thanks, I needed the laugh.

BoneKrusher
11-16-2011, 11:56 AM
Not under Haley and Pioli. The exact opposite.

This^
the game will be over halfway thru the first quarter.

FAX
11-16-2011, 11:56 AM
Historically, for as long as I remember, the Chiefs tend to suck against shitty teams, and thrive against good teams....why? Who gives a shit.

Anyway, I am fairly confident that the Chiefs will win this week? Why? Let me break it down to you.

1. Palko.
2. Monday Night Football.
3. Holiday week.
4. My girlfriend sent me a nudy photo.

Therefore, in lieu of all of those.......I am placing $10.00 on the Chiefs to WIN outright on my sports betting account.

Thank you.

Good day ol' chaps.

Put the hammer down, Mr. God of Thunder.

FAX

whoman69
11-16-2011, 12:05 PM
Historically, for as long as I remember, the Chiefs tend to suck against shitty teams, and thrive against good teams....why? Who gives a shit.

Anyway, I am fairly confident that the Chiefs will win this week? Why? Let me break it down to you.

1. Palko.
2. Monday Night Football.
3. Holiday week.
4. My girlfriend sent me a nudy photo.

Therefore, in lieu of all of those.......I am placing $10.00 on the Chiefs to WIN outright on my sports betting account.

Thank you.

Good day ol' chaps.

1. We all know he sucks
2. Its on the road
3. The Holiday effects the following weekend
4. Everyone has a nudy pic of your gf

Bearcat
11-16-2011, 12:05 PM
Thrive against good teams?

Thanks, I needed the laugh.

The trends people make up on this site are hilarious. Just yesterday I was reading about how the Chiefs' defense has frustrated elite QBs time and time again over the past couple of years.... you know, like that one time.

Frosty
11-16-2011, 12:06 PM
Ewww no.

Sharing....hmmm.......I 'may' be able to make that happen!

It would be good karma for the Chiefs.




:D

Frosty
11-16-2011, 12:06 PM
The trends people make up on this site are hilarious. Just yesterday I was reading about how the Chiefs' defense has frustrated elite QBs time and time again over the past couple of years.... you know, like that one time.

The Chiefs have a winning streak on MNF?

:)

God of Thunder
11-16-2011, 12:09 PM
The trends people make up on this site are hilarious. Just yesterday I was reading about how the Chiefs' defense has frustrated elite QBs time and time again over the past couple of years.... you know, like that one time.

I have to make up shit so I have a REASON to bet on them.....the last two weeks I have bet against them.....not winning much money at it either.

Bearcat
11-16-2011, 12:14 PM
The Chiefs have a winning streak on MNF?

:)

Print 'em.

Flachief58
11-16-2011, 12:22 PM
Historically, for as long as I remember, the Chiefs tend to suck against shitty teams, and thrive against good teams....why? Who gives a shit.

Anyway, I am fairly confident that the Chiefs will win this week? Why? Let me break it down to you.

1. Palko.
2. Monday Night Football.
3. Holiday week.
4. My girlfriend sent me a nudy photo.

Therefore, in lieu of all of those.......I am placing $10.00 on the Chiefs to WIN outright on my sports betting account.

Thank you.

Good day ol' chaps.

The first three have me convinced you're high and should step away from the crack pipe, but posting that pic of your GF may help sway me to your way of thinking.

Iowanian
11-16-2011, 12:25 PM
pics or it didn't happen and you're losing $10.

Cooter for Karma

Sofa King
11-16-2011, 12:30 PM
pics or it didn't happen and you're losing $10.

Cooter for Karma

This.

PGM
11-16-2011, 12:33 PM
This thread is worthless without...

Frosty
11-16-2011, 12:46 PM
Cooter for Karma

Titties for titles?

Vagina for Victory?

Ass for... um... just because!

bevischief
11-16-2011, 04:12 PM
patriots planet is calling this their trap game. They have doubts about a win.

Earthling
11-16-2011, 04:23 PM
The line earlier today was Pats -15 Dang, I might pull the trigger on those points and bet the Chiefs with points again.

La literatura
11-16-2011, 04:28 PM
"in lieu of" does not mean "in light of"

thurman merman
11-16-2011, 08:21 PM
Historically, for as long as I remember, the Chiefs tend to suck against shitty teams, and thrive against good teams.


When is the last time the Chiefs beat a good team?

OnTheWarpath58
11-16-2011, 08:26 PM
When is the last time the Chiefs beat a good team?

Define good.

IIRC, they've beat one or two teams that were within a game of .500 during the Haley regime.

The last time I remember them beating a really good team was in 2007 against the Chargers.

Chargers went to the AFC Championship game that year, but started really slow, as usual.

thurman merman
11-16-2011, 09:00 PM
Define good.

IIRC, they've beat one or two teams that were within a game of .500 during the Haley regime.

The last time I remember them beating a really good team was in 2007 against the Chargers.

Chargers went to the AFC Championship game that year, but started really slow, as usual.

Good enough to be a legitimate threat in the playoffs.

OnTheWarpath58
11-16-2011, 09:03 PM
Good enough to be a legitimate threat in the playoffs.

Then the answer is the 2007 Chargers, though they weren't playing like a legitimate threat at the time.

They also beat the 14-2 2006 Chargers, who lost in the Divisional Round.

Ebolapox
11-16-2011, 09:07 PM
you're fucking high.

JD10367
11-16-2011, 09:16 PM
patriots planet is calling this their trap game. They have doubts about a win.

Despite the cupcakes lined up for the rest of the season, given the horrible quality of the defense I'll have doubts about a win every week.

RJ
11-16-2011, 09:44 PM
Just in case no one brought it up.....

Worthless without pics.

FAX
11-16-2011, 10:12 PM
Hold fast, Planeteers.

And remember the immortal words of Emil Joe Holub; "The fleas weep when the Hurdy Gurdy Man scratches his testicles."

FAX

thurman merman
11-17-2011, 07:28 AM
Then the answer is the 2007 Chargers, though they weren't playing like a legitimate threat at the time.

They also beat the 14-2 2006 Chargers, who lost in the Divisional Round.

So, I guess the next question is when is the last time they beat a good team besides the Chargers?

Munson
11-17-2011, 10:00 AM
My confidence is diminishing since we still haven't seen any bewbies.

Molitoth
11-17-2011, 10:09 AM
We already know Palko sucks.

How do we know this? Have we seen him play with the first team starters and an opened up playbook? Have we seen him on the field after a few weeks to gel with the rest of the offense? Have we seen if the rest of the team will back him up and play hard when he is in a leadership position?

I don't recall witnessing this....

FAX
11-17-2011, 10:46 AM
How do we know this? Have we seen him play with the first team starters and an opened up playbook? Have we seen him on the field after a few weeks to gel with the rest of the offense? Have we seen if the rest of the team will back him up and play hard when he is in a leadership position?

I don't recall witnessing this....

Yeah, I know.

It seems a little premature to be making blanket statements about Palko. Yet, apparently, we are supposed to hate him and hate him good.

FAX

OnTheWarpath58
11-17-2011, 12:58 PM
So, I guess the next question is when is the last time they beat a good team besides the Chargers?

IIRC, they beat a 10-6 New England team in 2005.

SPchief
11-17-2011, 01:00 PM
Have we gotten the GF pics yet? need that good karma here

FAX
11-17-2011, 01:21 PM
Man. We haven't beaten a good team in a long, long time. At least, it seems that way to me.

The one that emerges in my mind's eye is the Ravens game on Monday Night way back when ... that was the one where all the pundits were caught up in a kind of daisy-chain of endless praise for that drive-by, ass-cappng linebacker dude. And that was, of course, before our kidney made him cry on national television by repeatedly flattening his felonious ass one-on-one.

It's probably my increasingly poor memory, but I have trouble recalling a lot of games where the Chiefs played and defeated a very highly regarded team.

FAX