For anyone interested in a dried up old skank...

[Stewie]

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Demi Moore is ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, the 49-year-old actress told The Associated Press on Thursday.

Carry on.

[pr_capone]

LMAO

Really!?!?!?

I thought they would be together FOREVER! I wonder if Bruce is gonna try and get back in that dried up old birth canal.

[Lumpy]

Yet another celebrity marriage ends. I'm shocked.

[SNR]

She was upset with all the gay pitches he was doing for Two and a Half Men.

"Ashton, if you love penis so much, then go be with penis! I'm leaving!"

[Bump]

I'll take her for a spin

[Lumpy]

I'll take her for a spin /Justin Beiber

FYP

[seclark]

FYP

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[FAX]

She's impressive for a 50-year-old lady person.

Her PS (whoever he or she is) is nails, too. She's a testimony to what a good diet, exercise, and medical science can accomplish.

Speaking of plastic surgery, I ran across a before and after photo of that girl who played the under-cover Avenger chick in that movie with the guy who had the role of the super smart detective in that movie with the guy who played the vampire-fighting priest and the guy who was the guy who was in that movie where he had all that trouble with those snakes on the airplane. It's amazing how effective her nose job was in terms of dramatically improving her appearance.

FAX

[FAX]

Wait a minute. That guy wasn't the guy who played the vampire-fighting priest in that movie. I was wrong about that.

It was the guy who played the rich guy in that movie where he was dating the girl who was in the movie with the under-cover Avenger chick and got killed by the guy who played the Texan guy who got killed in that movie with the guy who was in the movie with the girl who was in the movie with the girl who played the under-cover Avenger chick.

FAX

[Pants]

I'd hit it.

Two times.

[DMAC]

I'd hit it.

Two times.

Sloppy seconds!!

[pr_capone]

I'd hit it.

Two times.

Eskimo brothers with Bruce and Ashton FTW!

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

I've done worse.

[Frosty]

Speaking of plastic surgery, I ran across a before and after photo of that girl who played the under-cover Avenger chick in that movie with the guy who had the role of the super smart detective in that movie with the guy who played the vampire-fighting priest and the guy who was the guy who was in that movie where he had all that trouble with those snakes on the airplane. It's amazing how effective her nose job was in terms of dramatically improving her appearance.

Yeah, yeah. I remember her. She was also in that one movie.

[The Iron Chief]

I'd Drag my balls 2 miles thru broken glass just to lick her ass.

Of course since I've been with the same woman since 1985 I'd pretty much drag my balls a mile or 2 thru broken glass for just about any strange thats easy on the eyes.

And yes 15 yrs ago she was less of a dried up old skank than she is today..still..

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

I've never found her attractive in the face area. No homo.

[sedated]

anyone who has seen Disclosure would jump at the chance to tap that.

[Fish]

I heard she's gotten down to under 100lbs...

Might break somethin...

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

What was the movie where she sexually harrased that pussy Michael Douglas? She looked good then.

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

anyone who has seen Disclosure would jump at the chance to tap that.

I wasn't complaining about her body, it's often looked good. Just something about her face that I don't like.

[R8ers]

Come on home girl.

[Stewie]

What was the movie where she sexually harrased that pussy Michael Douglas? She looked good then.

Yeah, that was the 90s. She's morphing into plasti-woman ala Joan Rivers. Funky features.

Her handlers are smart, though. Let her husband get a big contract for a TV show, wait a few months as a cheerleader, then get half. Woohoo!

[FAX]

anyone who has seen Disclosure would jump at the chance to tap that.

I think she was in Margin Call ... good film.

After the movie, I commented to the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX that Demi is probably one of the best actresses in this era performing roles that call for a hard-ass, no-nonsense, bitchy, overbearing vixen.

It's almost as though it comes naturally for her.

FAX

[The Iron Chief]

I hear for a million dollars she can be yours for a night...or did I see that in a movie

[Donger]

I've never found her attractive in the face area. No homo.

:spock:

http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/sites/mylifetime.com/files/2010/04/15/mov-4183-286x160.jpg

[R8ers]

I've never found her attractive in the face area. No homo.

wtf?

http://aidmyprofile.com/myspace-graphics/images/Female%20Celebrities/Demi%20Moore/demi%20(3).jpg

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

:spock:

http://www.mylifetime.com/movies/sites/mylifetime.com/files/2010/04/15/mov-4183-286x160.jpg

1. That's a good pic I'll give you that.
2. Are you stalking me today?

[Blankey]

This showed up in my RSS feed with the headline:

APNewsBreak: Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher

Like it's actually a big deal. I fucking hate this planet sometimes.

[Donger]

1. That's a good pic I'll give you that.
2. Are you stalking me today?

No, I'm stalking Demi. You just got in the way with your horrible opinion.

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

No, I'm stalking Demi. You just got in the way with your horrible opinion.

It's wierd how I've though the same thing about you before heh. To each their own.

[Spicy McHaggis]

Fine! Go ahead and leave Demi Moore, Ashton! Go back to your fancy cars! And your big bank accounts! And your celebrity friends! And your beautiful women! And Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year... Fuck!!

[whoman69]

Sorry, saw the title and thought it was another Lindsey Lohan thread. Carry on.