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gblowfish
11-18-2011, 09:16 AM
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

Gonzo
11-18-2011, 09:23 AM
I always wondered WTF the was about. Now I know I would the whole thing.

Frazod
11-18-2011, 09:30 AM
"Yeah" should be on the list. It's "YEAH," not "YEA." It simply amazes me how many people fuck this up.

Are you walking through the valley of the shadow of death? No? THEN IT'S YEAH.

:cuss:

milkman
11-18-2011, 09:31 AM
They missed a few.

-King-
11-18-2011, 09:31 AM
"Yeah" should be on the list. It's "YEAH," not "YEA." It simply amazes me how many people fuck this up.

Are you walking through the valley of the shadow of death? No? THEN IT'S YEAH.

:cuss:

Wat?
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Lumpy
11-18-2011, 09:33 AM
Wat?
Posted via Mobile Device

Wut?

crossbow
11-18-2011, 09:33 AM
It is even worse when they spell yeah as "ya".

Dude, are you Swedish?

mikeyis4dcats.
11-18-2011, 09:35 AM
you mean like misspell?

Lzen
11-18-2011, 09:36 AM
That's pretty good stuff.

There's another one that bugs me on another forum. I'm in this online dynasty as the Chiefs and a few of the other people spell it Cheifs. WTF?

milkman
11-18-2011, 09:39 AM
Elude=avoid, escape

Allude=refer to

gblowfish
11-18-2011, 09:42 AM
you mean like misspell?

spel chek iz fur puzies.

Dave Lane
11-18-2011, 09:45 AM
It is even worse when they spell yeah as "ya".

Dude, are you Swedish?

Yeah = yes as in agreement

Yay = yay as in cheering.

whoman69
11-18-2011, 09:47 AM
this is genious

Bane
11-18-2011, 09:49 AM
Whut a bizunch of morans.

jd1020
11-18-2011, 09:50 AM
Why isn't genius on there?

I see a lot of geniuses spelling it genious.

El Jefe
11-18-2011, 09:54 AM
"Yeah" should be on the list. It's "YEAH," not "YEA." It simply amazes me how many people **** this up.

Are you walking through the valley of the shadow of death? No? THEN IT'S YEAH.

:cuss:

Yea I agree with you it is pretty turrible.

milkman
11-18-2011, 09:54 AM
Why isn't genius on there?

I see a lot of geniuses spelling it genious.

ChiefsPlanet spelling.

BigRichard
11-18-2011, 09:56 AM
"Yeah" should be on the list. It's "YEAH," not "YEA." It simply amazes me how many people **** this up.

Are you walking through the valley of the shadow of death? No? THEN IT'S YEAH.

:cuss:

Yea, like I believe that.

Donger
11-18-2011, 10:03 AM
Elude=avoid, escape

Allude=refer to

That isn't an example of words being spelled incorrectly, however.

mdchiefsfan
11-18-2011, 10:05 AM
How about rediculous? Should be ridiculous.

milkman
11-18-2011, 10:08 AM
That isn't an example of words being spelled incorrectly, however.

It is when I've seen posters use "elude" almost every time they should be using "allude".

It's similar the the "affect", "effect" misspelling sighted in the link.

Donger
11-18-2011, 10:12 AM
It is when I've seen posters use "elude" almost every time they should be using "allude".

It's similar the the "affect", "effect" misspelling sighted in the link.

Yes, but it isn't an example of words being spelled incorrectly. They are simply using the wrong word.

milkman
11-18-2011, 10:16 AM
Yes, but it isn't an example of words being spelled incorrectly. They are simply using the wrong word.

Can't say I fucking care.

Good god, you are an irritating anal prick.

gblowfish
11-18-2011, 10:17 AM
Good god, you are an irritating anal prick.

When you say "An Irritating Anal Prick" do you mean that as a noun or a verb?

Donger
11-18-2011, 10:19 AM
Can't say I ****ing care.

Good god, you are an irritating, anal prick.

FYP

milkman
11-18-2011, 10:22 AM
When you say "An Irritating Anal Prick" do you mean that as a noun or a verb?

I said it without the comma.

Donger's following correction is wrong.

Think about it.

gblowfish
11-18-2011, 10:49 AM
Castle
Cassell
Cassle
Castile
Castell
Casshole

Predarat
11-18-2011, 10:52 AM
Thay forgot teh, pron, and other shit to

Guru
11-18-2011, 11:10 AM
I kills me how many make the loser-looser mistake.

Guru
11-18-2011, 11:11 AM
When you say "An Irritating Anal Prick" do you mean that as a noun or a verb?

:LOL:

FAX
11-18-2011, 11:15 AM
I would also like to nominate "fewer" and "less" as words that were covered in class while many Planeteers were out back smoking reefer.

Although both words are the opposite of "more", they are not the same word and are used differently.

The word "fewer" is used when referring to a noun that can be "counted". For example, "She has "fewer" dingleberries on her ass."

The word "less" is used when referring to a noun that cannot be "counted". Things like water or brain juice. For example, "He has less brain juice."

The only exceptions are that one uses "less" to describe time, money, and distances.

Thank you. There will be homework.

FAX

thurman merman
11-18-2011, 11:18 AM
"Yeah" should be on the list. It's "YEAH," not "YEA." It simply amazes me how many people **** this up.

Are you walking through the valley of the shadow of death? No? THEN IT'S YEAH.

:cuss:

ROFL

thurman merman
11-18-2011, 11:21 AM
They should probably take the word "A-hole" off of this since they are advertising it as "perfect for classrooms."

Okie_Apparition
11-18-2011, 11:29 AM
As long as I can get the jist of what you're saying I don't care unless it's a ramble on sentence or you don't use paragraphs and it's a block of words then you can go somewhere unpleasant & die because it's purpose is to convey a thought not please the anal nickpickers who need to feel superior to others because they need to cntrol something other than their body odor

Lumpy
11-18-2011, 11:33 AM
Thay forgot teh, pron, and other shit to

That's another one that makes me :banghead:.

listopencil
11-18-2011, 12:14 PM
FYP

Shouldn't "God" be capitalized since it is being used as a proper name?

BoneKrusher
11-18-2011, 12:20 PM
Dude, are you Swedish?

Ya

listopencil
11-18-2011, 12:24 PM
When you say "An Irritating Anal Prick" do you mean that as a noun or a verb?

I'm fairly certain that "prick" is the noun. That would make both "irritating" and "anal" two successive adjectives. In a series of coordinating adjectives such as was used in milkman's original sentence, a comma is needed between them.

Donger
11-18-2011, 12:26 PM
I'm fairly certain that "prick" is the noun. That would make both "irritating" and "anal" two successive adjectives. In a series of coordinating adjectives such as was used in milkman's original sentence, a comma is needed between them.

Yea.

FAX
11-18-2011, 12:26 PM
Excellent point, Mr. listopencil.

I should also like to add that, when preceding the word "bitch", punk-ass should always include the hyphen as in "punk-ass bitch".

FAX

4th and Long
11-18-2011, 12:40 PM
That's another one that makes me :banghead:.

Me to ... errr ... two .... err ... too.

4th and Long
11-18-2011, 12:41 PM
I'm fairly certain that "prick" is the noun. That would make both "irritating" and "anal" two successive adjectives. In a series of coordinating adjectives such as was used in milkman's original sentence, a comma is needed between them.
It's OK to prick your finger, just don't finger your prick.

frankotank
11-18-2011, 12:45 PM
FYP

OK I give up. I'm finally going to ask.....
What the heck is "FYP"?
Am I going to feel really stupid given the answer?

4th and Long
11-18-2011, 12:46 PM
OK I give up. I'm finally going to ask.....
What the heck is "FYP"?
Am I going to feel really stupid given the answer?

Fixed Your Post.

Unless it's Gonzo talking to Lumpy. Then it's Fingered Your ... oh, nevermind.

listopencil
11-18-2011, 12:46 PM
OK I give up. I'm finally going to ask.....
What the heck is "FYP"?
I am going to feel really stupid given the answer.


Fixed Your Post.

4th and Long
11-18-2011, 12:48 PM
Fixed Your Post.

:D

Lumpy
11-18-2011, 12:50 PM
Fixed Your Post.

Unless it's Gonzo talking to Lumpy. Then it's Fingered Your ... oh, nevermind.

Pizza? Pancake? Potbelly Pig?

FAX
11-18-2011, 12:50 PM
OK I give up. I'm finally going to ask.....
What the heck is "FYP"?
Am I going to feel really stupid given the answer?

I always thought it meant; Fapping, Yapping, and Phylogenetics.

FAX

4th and Long
11-18-2011, 12:51 PM
Pizza? Pancake? Potbelly Pig?

I dunno. I figured if anyone knew, it was you.

:p

frankotank
11-18-2011, 12:53 PM
Fixed Your Post.

OOOHHH!
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1P-LwjmTbl7jOFnhP5G6jiFyAXuilzkb-4ez7Pg2dVxmUsaNs

there were times when I thought it might mean "**** you prick" from the context (go back and look at Dongers response - post #25).

4th and Long
11-18-2011, 12:55 PM
Pizza? Pancake? Potbelly Pig?

Pinkvelvetsausagewallet. :p

Stewie
11-18-2011, 01:01 PM
As long as I can get the jist of what you're saying I don't care unless it's a ramble on sentence or you don't use paragraphs and it's a block of words then you can go somewhere unpleasant & die because it's purpose is to convey a thought not please the anal nickpickers who need to feel superior to others because they need to cntrol something other than their body odor

This is from a famous book by an author known to everyone. He's a master of the English language, but if I wrote a couple of sentences in English class like this I'm sure I would have been told to rewrite them.

I was born with a caul, which was advertised for sale, in the newspapers, at the low price of fifteen guineas. Whether sea-going people were short of money about that time, or were short of faith and preferred cork jackets, I don't know; all I know is, that there was but one solitary bidding, and that was from an attorney connected with the bill-broking business, who offered two pounds in cash, and the balance in sherry, but declined to be guaranteed from drowning on any higher bargain.

FAX
11-18-2011, 01:13 PM
This is from a famous book by an author known to everyone. He's a master of the English language, but if I wrote a couple of sentences in English class like this I'm sure I would have been told to rewrite it.

I was born with a caul, which was advertised for sale, in the newspapers, at the low price of fifteen guineas. Whether sea-going people were short of money about that time, or were short of faith and preferred cork jackets, I don't know; all I know is, that there was but one solitary bidding, and that was from an attorney connected with the bill-broking business, who offered two pounds in cash, and the balance in sherry, but declined to be guaranteed from drowning on any higher bargain.

I recall hearing a story one time at band camp about Picasso. I don't remember the details, but basically, the story went something like this; a young artist was attempting to paint in the "Cubism" style and presented Picasso with some examples of his work. Picasso looked at one of the paintings and inquired about the subject matter. "It's a horse," said the painter. "First, you must learn to paint a horse that looks like a horse," Picasso replied. "Then, you can paint what the horse means to you."

The point being that great writers (like other artists) are allowed a certain amount of 'leeway' when it comes to form because they've proven that they have mastered the fundamentals of their art. From there, it's more about experimentation and pushing the acceptable line.

FAX

Lumpy
11-18-2011, 01:18 PM
Pinkvelvetsausagewallet. :p

P... P... P...

Precisely! :thumb:

LiveSteam
11-18-2011, 01:23 PM
4321

Lzen
11-18-2011, 01:43 PM
Should it be Chief's Planet?

Or perhaps Chiefs' Planet?

:hmmm:

listopencil
11-18-2011, 01:56 PM
Should it be Chief's Planet?

Or perhaps Chiefs' Planet?

:hmmm:

No.

orange
11-18-2011, 02:45 PM
"Yeah" should be on the list. It's "YEAH," not "YEA." It simply amazes me how many people **** this up.

Are you walking through the valley of the shadow of death? No? THEN IT'S YEAH.

:cuss:

Verily.

Tombstone RJ
11-18-2011, 03:14 PM
lulz

J Diddy
11-18-2011, 03:33 PM
Can't say I ****ing care.

Good god, you are an irritating anal prick.

What anal prick isn't irritating?

GordonGekko
11-18-2011, 03:40 PM
Two words that get me mad sometimes is when people spell

been as 'bin'

and hot as 'hawt'

That 'hawt' thing has pissed me off since I first saw it 6 years ago.

SomeRandomGirl
11-18-2011, 04:14 PM
I've got a great list, but it includes the dreaded f-word a lot. I'll see if I can link it off-site for you guys after dinner. My mom's group liked it a lot.

SomeRandomGirl
11-18-2011, 04:53 PM
Nevermind. I'm still not old enough to post images or links. Well it was fun and I like lists like this.

Count Zarth
11-18-2011, 06:42 PM
Everyone keeps spelling "berth" as "birth."

Very annoying.

Baby Lee
11-18-2011, 06:45 PM
Two words that get me mad sometimes is when people spell

been as 'bin'

and hot as 'hawt'

That 'hawt' thing has pissed me off since I first saw it 6 years ago.

hawt and genious and the like at least have the presumption of being purposeful misspellings, if douchebaggy in their longevity.

Beats the fuck out of 'mute point' or 'wah-la.'