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Braincase
11-18-2011, 10:38 AM
Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be In Your Ass (http://gizmodo.com/5860807/buzz-lightyear-should-not-be-inside-your-ass)

Somewhere, someone knows how this Buzz Lightyear action figure wound up in an anus (http://thedailywh.at/2011/11/17/that-shouldnt-be-there-of-the-day). It could be a long story. It could be a short story. Maybe there's no real story at all. But there is this x-ray. The image is from the recent hit from powerhouse genre x-rays of weird things inside asses, "Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be." This book exists. When would you read it? On the train? In the bathroom? I do not know. Did the Buzz Lightyear figurine in question here have electronic voice actions? I do not know. But we can hope. [Daily What (http://thedailywh.at/2011/11/17/that-shouldnt-be-there-of-the-day/) via TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/17/buzz-lightyear-butthole-photo-xray/#.TsZl_3N5vrV)]

SuperChief
11-18-2011, 10:47 AM
Son, I am dissapoint.

Fish
11-18-2011, 10:49 AM
TO INFINITY AND BE...... OHH SHIT!!!

gblowfish
11-18-2011, 11:01 AM
Someone used Buzz as a Woody!

chasedude
11-18-2011, 12:09 PM
A million to one shot Doc...

http://rpmedia.ask.com/ts?u=/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/Frank_Costanza.jpg/250px-Frank_Costanza.jpg

KurtCobain
11-18-2011, 12:49 PM
That is really fucking impressive. All I ever get up there is pennies and small marbles.

Lumpy
11-18-2011, 12:57 PM
Damn! Buzz even went in feet first! LMAO

blaise
11-18-2011, 12:59 PM
Buzz traveled to Uranus.

KurtCobain
11-18-2011, 01:00 PM
Damn! Buzz even went in feet first! LMAO

He sure did step in some deep shit.

milkman
11-18-2011, 01:00 PM
Damn! Buzz even went in feet first! LMAO

Sucked in by the black hole.

Donger
11-18-2011, 01:02 PM
What a sad, strange little man.

blaise
11-18-2011, 01:02 PM
Sucked in by the black hole.

Probably hit some asteroids in there.

Sofa King
11-18-2011, 01:07 PM
Damn! Buzz even went in feet first! LMAO

Maybe she's just giving birth to him. He is coming out head first.

BoneKrusher
11-18-2011, 01:12 PM
dang it,
i thought this was another Tebow thread.

Thig Lyfe
11-18-2011, 01:14 PM
Somebody's poisoned the water hole!

KurtCobain
11-18-2011, 01:23 PM
Reach for your toes, there's only room in your ass for two of us!

KC Tattoo
11-18-2011, 01:26 PM
This is JACK ASS

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Sofa King
11-18-2011, 01:34 PM
Somebody's poisoned the water hole!

There's a SNAKE in my boot!

bevischief
11-18-2011, 01:55 PM
Sandusky strikes again.

4th and Long
11-18-2011, 02:15 PM
Here's a few other images from the book "Stuck Up!"

I bet this person is glad they don't know what 8 track tapes are.
http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/stuck_up_xray_images_1.jpg

Honey, have you seen my galsses?
http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/stuck_up_xray_images_2.jpg

Dude, I was gunna smoke a roach but I can't find my forceps.
http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/stuck_up_xray_images_3.jpg

Just plug it in anywhere, you say?
http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/stuck_up_xray_images_4.jpg

Someone pass the salt, please.
http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/stuck_up_xray_images_5.jpg

Honey, why is there a Barbie Doll head laying in the bathroom floor?
http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/stuck_up_xray_images_6.jpg

Do you have change for a dollar?
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/197106/slide_197106_476055_large.jpg?1321461108

Lzen
11-18-2011, 02:45 PM
Buzz traveled to Uranus.

Winner, winner
chicken dinner!

gblowfish
11-18-2011, 04:54 PM
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Molitoth
11-18-2011, 04:57 PM
Such an easy photoshop

shirtsleeve
11-18-2011, 05:03 PM
I just wanted to point out that Buzz has had his action wings deployed...just sayin

blaise
11-18-2011, 05:08 PM
"Andy! No! No Andy!"

Braincase
11-18-2011, 06:27 PM
To Infinity.... AND BEHIND!

digger
11-18-2011, 08:43 PM
To Infinity.... AND BEHIND!

/thread

JD10367
11-18-2011, 09:40 PM
Geez. At least, if you close the helmet and start him in headfirst, he's kind of shaped generally penile. Feet-first? You're just a masochist.

KcMizzou
11-18-2011, 09:51 PM
LMAO Thread title of the year.

JD10367
11-18-2011, 10:02 PM
Come in, Starfish Command!

They did realize Buzz doesn't buzz, right?

To your colon, and beyond!

(Okay, that's about all I've got.)

bevischief
11-18-2011, 10:06 PM
Can some add Cassel's head in there?

brett
11-19-2011, 12:44 PM
how do u even fit that :s

Rausch
11-19-2011, 12:51 PM
To your colon, and beyond!

(Okay, that's about all I've got.)

LMAO

Lumpy
11-21-2011, 12:18 PM
Can some add Cassel's head in there?

:D