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Buck
11-18-2011, 03:34 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kristin-wartman/pizza-is-a-vegetable_b_1101433.html

Make sure you get your 3 servings a day.

Rudy lost the toss
11-18-2011, 03:38 PM
Who gives a shit? Wake up 15 minutes earlier and pack your kid a lunch. Besides, it's one fucking meal out of the day

Buck
11-18-2011, 03:39 PM
I don't think you get it.

I'm pretty sure that if you eat Pizza now, you'll get healthy.

Stewie
11-18-2011, 03:49 PM
So, I guess ketchup is a vegetable, too.

In the early 80's a middling manager in the USDA was pressured by the NYC public schools to declare ketchup a vegetable. The schools were getting killed because they couldn't meet health guidelines. He took it as far as it could go and failed. I guess those wrongs have been made right.

Molitoth
11-18-2011, 03:50 PM
The movie "Wall-E" says pizza grows on plants! =)

sedated
11-18-2011, 03:52 PM
The government will protect us.

Fritz88
11-18-2011, 03:52 PM
TEBOW

big nasty kcnut
11-18-2011, 03:52 PM
pizza is good and good for you.

Caseyguyrr
11-18-2011, 03:55 PM
Thank god, now i have a good reason to eat an entire pizza by myself

blaise
11-18-2011, 03:57 PM
I like how sanctimonious it is. As if the kids are then going home and getting veggies and fruits from the parents.
And the parents can feel free to pack a lunch, by the way, if they're so distraught.

Stewie
11-18-2011, 04:05 PM
I like how sanctimonious it is. As if the kids are then going home and getting veggies and fruits from the parents.
And the parents can feel free to pack a lunch, by the way, if they're so distraught.

Start serving only fresh vegetables and fruit along with a salad and see how fast those kids will demand their parents make them lunch consisting of bologna, potato chips and ho-hos.

Okie_Apparition
11-18-2011, 04:05 PM
I bet the little free loaders don't even have to work the grist mill to grind the flour
What pussies

blaise
11-18-2011, 04:05 PM
Start serving only fresh vegetables and fruit along with a salad and see how fast those kids will demand their parents make them lunch consisting of bologna, potato chips and ho-hos.

And see how fast the lunch prices go up, and the parents start complaining.

Smed1065
11-18-2011, 04:07 PM
I bet the little free loaders don't even have to work the grist mill to grind the flour
What pussies

Its rock ground in the south with no electricity. LMAO

Superturtle
11-18-2011, 04:39 PM
The fuck? Vegetable?Because of tomato paste, its now a veggie? Are tomatoes even Vegetables?

Buck
11-18-2011, 04:41 PM
I just picked up a Mushroom, Onion, and Tomato pizza.

http://i.imgur.com/1UvIE.jpg

Flachief58
11-18-2011, 04:50 PM
Congress should be forced to feed their children/grandchildren the same shit they say is good for us common folk.

My guess is our kids would be eating 5 star meals at school if they were.

bevischief
11-18-2011, 05:10 PM
Can't wait till they say beer is a vegetable...

listopencil
11-18-2011, 05:41 PM
Congress should be forced to feed their children/grandchildren the same shit they say is good for us common folk.

My guess is our kids would be eating 5 star meals at school if they were.

...and you'd be paying a thousand dollars a day in income tax.

bevischief
11-18-2011, 05:57 PM
I just picked up a Mushroom, Onion, and Tomato pizza.

http://i.imgur.com/1UvIE.jpg

What the hell? Are you a vegetarian now?

KurtCobain
11-18-2011, 05:59 PM
This is great fucking news!

Flachief58
11-18-2011, 06:08 PM
So it's ok to feed our kids shit that will expedite their deaths? I'm not saying we should be serving fillet mignon and lobster at schools but calling any processed food healthy by proclaiming it's something it's not is a crime against humanity. The assholes in our government once again are showing that all they care about is the almighty dollar. The only people they care about are the ones closest to them and those who give them money. The rest of us are sheep, it does not matter if the decisions they make kill us as long as it doesn't affect them or those close to them. Republican or democrat, it does not matter, they are all the same.

brett
11-19-2011, 11:30 AM
its ur own fault if u eat too much pizza -.-

Baby Lee
11-19-2011, 12:05 PM
If you have been yearning for a concrete example of how regulations stifle competition and crony capitalism works, look no further than school lunch plans.

The industrial side of 'food' is on the scene day one, crafting what will turn out to be 'acceptable nutritional content,' while parallel processes are crafting foodstuffs that meet the content requirements as cheaply as possible and are prepared with the least onsite labor possible.

Running up against this, you could bring in the most nutritionally dense and universally loved foods, and you're still going to have to prove you've met 'industry standards for nutrition.' Interference from industry on that front will be mirrored by local preparer protest over work above and beyond sliding pre-trayed parcels of 'pizza-esque foodstuffs' into and out of an industrial oven.

bevischief
11-19-2011, 02:07 PM
So is weed legal now? After this BS...

Buck
11-19-2011, 03:08 PM
ROFL

http://i.imgur.com/BZcHM.png

bevischief
11-19-2011, 03:14 PM
ROFL

http://i.imgur.com/BZcHM.png

ROFL

teedubya
11-19-2011, 03:16 PM
I should be waaay more healthy, it would seem.

mdchiefsfan
11-19-2011, 04:08 PM
ROFL

http://i.imgur.com/BZcHM.png

LMAO

PRIEST
11-19-2011, 04:15 PM
Congress should be forced to feed their children/grandchildren the same shit they say is good for us common folk.

My guess is our kids would be eating 5 star meals at school if they were.




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If them shit bags had to walk in our shoes things would be a lot different