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teedubya
11-19-2011, 05:52 PM
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This is the funniest shit...

KcMizzou
11-19-2011, 06:02 PM
LMAO I'd buy a bottle just for the entertainment. That guy's awesome.

CoMoChief
11-19-2011, 06:05 PM
i found that kinda annoying.....maybe its the weed

KcMizzou
11-19-2011, 06:17 PM
Can you imagine how difficult it must be to sell shit door to door?

This guy's good at what he does.

Flachief58
11-19-2011, 06:34 PM
If he ever shows up at my doorstep, he's guaranteed a sale ROFL

Extra Point
11-19-2011, 06:35 PM
HBO!

KcMizzou
11-19-2011, 06:42 PM
"Better oatmeal than no meal"

"It can be cash, check or chicken wings."

Iconic
11-19-2011, 06:44 PM
Haha I hope they bought it. That guy is more entertaining than half the shit on TV.

KCTitus
11-19-2011, 06:55 PM
About 5-6 years ago I had a kid come up selling very similar stuff, might have been the same stuff, with a very similar act. The guy on the video had some better lines, but the guy who sold me did some very similar things joking the entire time. I bought it simply because of the presentation. I guess it was ok stuff...

Flachief58
11-19-2011, 06:58 PM
"I'm from my momma but don't tell my daddy, he a faggot" ROFL ROFL

Saul Good
11-19-2011, 07:54 PM
I could see a reality show on door-to-door salesmen being pretty interesting.

teedubya
11-19-2011, 08:52 PM
"Better oatmeal than no meal"

"It can be cash, check or chicken wings."

That cracked my shit up too.

teedubya
11-19-2011, 08:53 PM
"This bottle will last longer than my last relationship."

crossbow
11-19-2011, 09:12 PM
Ha ha, Henny Youngman, Rodney Dangerfield, this kid, all those guys can fire off one-liners because they have timing and rhythm.

88TG88
11-19-2011, 09:36 PM
Ive met guys like that, its meth.

DMAC
11-19-2011, 09:38 PM
Ive met guys like that, its meth.

So have I. And no it's not.

aturnis
11-19-2011, 10:42 PM
Had a young black girl sell me the same shit a few years back. She came to the door and my dog started barking and said "hope he dont like dark meat" which was a good ice breaker. Then had some cool little shpeal about driveways not drive-bys. Definitely better than some ls asked white jahova's.

Buck
11-19-2011, 11:18 PM
I would tell that guy to go fuck himself after the 8th time I said I don't want to buy his shit.

teedubya
11-20-2011, 01:52 AM
I would tell that guy to go **** himself after the 8th time I said I don't want to buy his shit.

No you wouldn't, you'd invite him in to smoke a bowl.

Buck
11-20-2011, 02:14 AM
No you wouldn't, you'd invite him in to smoke a bowl.

No.

Phobia
11-20-2011, 10:46 AM
I was entertained. But I woke up this morning with my laptop in my lap and open to this page early this morning. I'm pretty sure it put me to sleep. Interesting, I know.

Dave Lane
11-20-2011, 11:17 AM
I'd buy one