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Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:11 AM
I worked a few hours this morning and now I'm home and I can't decide what to do with my day... or even next.

Please help me.

My pole/poll is coming... be patient geeeoddd. Pick as many as you'd like.

kysirsoze
11-25-2011, 10:12 AM
BLACKFRIDAYOMG

Bwana
11-25-2011, 10:14 AM
http://www.sunband-designs.com/AVB/Drinks/Bourbon/Old%20Crow.JPG

seclark
11-25-2011, 10:16 AM
http://www.sunband-designs.com/AVB/Drinks/Bourbon/Old%20Crow.JPG

whew...i take it you don't like beer me?
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LoneWolf
11-25-2011, 10:16 AM
I worked a few hours this morning and now I'm home and I can't decide what to do with my day... or even next.

Please help me.

My pole/poll is coming... be patient geeeoddd. Pick as many as you'd like.

Large glass, antifreeze, add ice. Weekend plans taken care of. :evil::p

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:18 AM
Large glass, antifreeze, add ice. Weekend plans taken care of. :evil::p

So I'm guessing you aren't going to vote for "start another mega interesting poll?"

LoneWolf
11-25-2011, 10:21 AM
So I'm guessing you aren't going to vote for "start another mega interesting poll?"

I actually voted for "stand in front of window with your pants off" because that is just good fun for the whole neighborhood.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:23 AM
I actually voted for "stand in front of window with your pants off" because that is just good fun for the whole neighborhood.

See that's how I feel but the cop that stopped by last week said the mail lady doesn't appreciate that. Whatever.

Extra Point
11-25-2011, 10:24 AM
I actually voted for "stand in front of window with your pants off" because that is just good fun for the whole neighborhood.

Handily, that can be rolled into choice one. NTTRWT.

Rain Man
11-25-2011, 10:24 AM
Most of those things make only one or two people happy. A poll can make 100 or more people happy.

LoneWolf
11-25-2011, 10:26 AM
See that's how I feel but the cop that stopped by last week said the mail lady doesn't appreciate that. Whatever.

Maybe she was just upset that you weren't making a delivery into her "mail slot" instead of just standing there with your hands on your hips doing the helicockter.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:26 AM
Most of those things make only one or two people happy. A poll can make 100 or more people happy.

Well A... It is MY day off now and B... I never claimed to be as good with polls as you.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:27 AM
Maybe she was just upset that you weren't making a delivery into her "mail slot" instead of just standing there with your hands on your hips doing the helicockter.

Ya know I bet that's it. I need to try again.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:46 AM
I'm really amazed no one has voted for "fuck off and die."

kysirsoze
11-25-2011, 10:48 AM
I'm really amazed no one has voted for "**** off and die."

Happy Holidays

RockChalk
11-25-2011, 10:50 AM
Masturbate, nap, start drinking

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:52 AM
Happy Holidays

LMAO

Thank you

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:54 AM
Masturbate, nap, start drinking

I appreciate a person with a whole plan... someone who can see the long term picture.

Predarat
11-25-2011, 10:56 AM
You have plenty of time, do everything on the list.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 11:01 AM
You have plenty of time, do everything on the list.

Excellent point but I'm going to skip Wal-Mart. I choose not to go to the place of great suck.

Rausch
11-25-2011, 11:12 AM
The first 5 were the clear selections...

Rain Man
11-25-2011, 11:14 AM
I'm really amazed no one has voted for "**** off and die."

Rats. I didn't see that option.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 11:47 AM
Rats. I didn't see that option.

Why do you hate me Rain Man? I know I'm not as popular as you... but who is? I just want my tiny little corner of the CP world. You already have the big middle section.

Rausch
11-25-2011, 11:49 AM
Clearly you need to rub one out and rethink the situation...

Rausch
11-25-2011, 11:50 AM
Why do you hate me Rain Man? I know I'm not as popular as you... but who is? I just want my tiny little corner of the CP world. You already have the big middle section.

Oh, for fuck's sake...:rolleyes:

gblowfish
11-25-2011, 11:50 AM
I'm gonna call your mom and masturbate...

Rausch
11-25-2011, 11:51 AM
I'm gonna call your mom and masturbate...

You got a 1/2 hour before she leaves for work...

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 11:52 AM
Oh, for ****'s sake...:rolleyes:

LMAO

You're so easy to get that kind of reaction from.

kysirsoze
11-25-2011, 11:52 AM
Masturbate, nap, start drinking

I appreciate a person with a whole plan... someone who can see the long term picture.

I'm pretty sure these three are good in any order. Calling your mom, standing naked in the window, etc. are just possiblities depending on what you're drinking and how much you're drinking/masturbating.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 11:53 AM
I'm gonna call your mom and masturbate...

I don't believe you're that hard off.

Rausch
11-25-2011, 11:54 AM
LMAO

You're so easy to get that kind of reaction from.

Perhaps you should sound less emotionally needy then...

kysirsoze
11-25-2011, 11:54 AM
I don't believe you're that hard off.

Is that a really weird dare?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 11:54 AM
You got a 1/2 hour before she leaves for work...

My momma is off work today. Mostly because she's retired. You lose.

kysirsoze
11-25-2011, 11:55 AM
Perhaps you should sound less emotionally needy then...

He made a whole thread to decide what to do with his day. He needs us now more than ever.

Rausch
11-25-2011, 11:55 AM
My momma is off work today. Mostly because she's retired. You lose.

YOU CAN'T FUCKING READ...

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 11:55 AM
Is that a really weird dare?

Probably by CP standards

bevischief
11-25-2011, 11:56 AM
http://www.sunband-designs.com/AVB/Drinks/Bourbon/Old%20Crow.JPG
Go stand in front of window with your pants off, masturbating with this in the other hand.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 11:57 AM
Perhaps you should sound less emotionally needy then...

You really takes things seriously.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 12:02 PM
He made a whole thread to decide what to do with his day. He needs us now more than ever.

All the other threads bored me so.... you get this stupid shit... you're welcome.

bevischief
11-25-2011, 12:08 PM
Have started drinking yet?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 12:10 PM
Have started drinking yet?

You can tell can't you....

threebag02
11-25-2011, 01:19 PM
I think auto-erotic asphyxiation covers all your choices except picket Walmart. Have a good time.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 01:21 PM
I think auto-erotic asphyxiation covers all your choices except picket Walmart. Have a good time.

Damn I always forget that option. Thank you.

kysirsoze
11-25-2011, 01:22 PM
Damn I always forget that option. Thank you.

Probably because of the brain damage. Don't worry. That's natural.

bevischief
11-25-2011, 01:23 PM
I see what everyone likes to do around here...

threebag02
11-25-2011, 01:30 PM
Just here to help

Rausch
11-25-2011, 01:40 PM
You really takes things seriously.

...

http://troll.me/images/overly-friendly-call-center-agent/hahahahaha-no.jpg

Rausch
11-25-2011, 01:41 PM
...

http://troll.me/images/overly-friendly-call-center-agent/hahahahaha-no.jpg

Didn't even correct the fucking grammar...

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 01:44 PM
You're good at playing the pissed off for no reason guy then. Hey we all have our part to play.

threebag02
11-25-2011, 02:11 PM
You get that way by the first choice on yer pole.

shirtsleeve
11-25-2011, 04:09 PM
I got him standing in his window with his pants off, wearing the dirty pink tutu, masturbating while he is drinking after he calls 911 and the cops are there to arrest him. Seeing the futility of it all, he FOAD's

whoman69
11-25-2011, 08:34 PM
I voted for stand in front of the window with your pants off. Its the little things that make life worth living.

GloryDayz
11-25-2011, 08:41 PM
JO, just JO and hit the rack early!

Baconeater
11-25-2011, 09:42 PM
I wonder what beer me is doing now.

Baconeater
11-25-2011, 09:43 PM
Then again, judging by the options listed, I probably don't want to know.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 09:44 PM
I wonder what beer me is doing now.

Drinking a big glass of cold water and talking to a red haired girl.

bevischief
11-25-2011, 10:03 PM
You haven't passed out yet?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-25-2011, 10:07 PM
You haven't passed out yet?

Water doesn't usually have that effect on me.

bevischief
11-25-2011, 10:14 PM
Water doesn't usually have that effect on me.

We need pics of the red head.

shirtsleeve
11-25-2011, 10:21 PM
We need pics of the red head.

...or its not happening

Baconeater
11-25-2011, 10:21 PM
Drinking a big glass of cold water and talking to a red haired girl.
Well that's marginally more interesting than what I'm doing.