View Full Version : Poop Ninja Choir, Rick Rolling And Captain Jack Sparrow

11-26-2011, 07:07 PM
My daughter and I were just talking in the living room. She was telling me about how her Choir class (High School) is doing "Ninja Choir" this year. The choir teacher sets it up ahead of time with other teachers. The choir shows up in the middle of a class, lines the walls, sings a song, then quickly leaves. I assume it is supposed to spark interest in the choir. Or music, or singing. I don't really care why the do it but we have a question.

She has been trying to talk the teacher into making it a giant live "Rick Roll", the choir would rush in and sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" then scurry away. I think it would be funnier if they did Christmas carols but inserted the Captain Jack Sparrow song every other verse. She likes both ideas. I told her that I would post it as a poll on the Planet.


(Sorry if repost)

11-26-2011, 07:13 PM
"Whole towns of pussy, just waiting to get fucked!"

11-26-2011, 07:21 PM
They probably aren't allowed to say "pussy" out loud at the High School.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-26-2011, 07:21 PM
After they sing they should Tebow then walk out.

11-26-2011, 07:27 PM
After they sing they should Tebow then walk out.

She likes that idea.

11-26-2011, 08:14 PM
Never heard of the sparrow song, but the Rick Roll sounds like fun.

11-26-2011, 08:15 PM
Rick Rolls aren't amusing.

11-26-2011, 08:42 PM
Thread title made me think this was a KurtCobain random things poll.

Rain Man
11-26-2011, 09:16 PM
They should have a large baritone adult going with them singing as part of the choir, and never explain why.

I don't know what the Jack Sparrow song is, so I vote for the other one. You could also have them do parts of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at each stop, so that they do the whole thing by the time they're done.

11-26-2011, 10:18 PM
99 Problems

11-26-2011, 11:20 PM
I don't know what the Jack Sparrow song is...


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11-27-2011, 12:19 AM
This song would be appropriate for a adolescent choir.

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11-27-2011, 12:28 AM
This song would be appropriate for a adolescent choir.

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One thing, right off the bat, the lyrics of the song should read, "Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand..."

The lyrics on the video read, "Here comes Johnny with a pecker in his hand..."

That puts it in a different light.

11-27-2011, 12:30 AM
You are right. That changes everything. Let me do another search.

11-27-2011, 02:03 AM
I vote rick roll

Mojo Jojo
11-27-2011, 04:52 AM
I would say "It's A Long Way To The Top"...just like in School Of Rock.

Nickel D
11-27-2011, 02:43 PM
Where's the "Dick In The Box" choice?

11-27-2011, 02:48 PM
They should walk in and start planking all over the place, on desks, shelves everywhere and start singing. The singing plankers.

11-27-2011, 03:07 PM
After they sing they should Tebow then walk out.


Thig Lyfe
11-27-2011, 03:11 PM
Any GG Allin song.

11-27-2011, 07:40 PM
Rick Roll is winning? I am disappoint.