Football Madonna SuperBowl Halftime Show? [Archive]

Rain Man

12-04-2011, 09:14 PM

will she at least make out with another girl?

Actually, that's a really good thought. There's an outside chance that this could be the best halftime show ever.

listopencil

12-04-2011, 09:15 PM

will she at least make out with another girl?

Yeah, but it's going to be a middle aged, frumpy Brittney Spears so...

Hmm. I'd still watch that.

Hammock Parties

12-04-2011, 09:15 PM

It's a solid choice. She's 60, no one wants to see her anything.

GloryDayz

12-04-2011, 09:15 PM

How about some really good college marching bands?

listopencil

12-04-2011, 09:16 PM

How about some really good college marching bands?

Pee Wee Championship Game would be cool but it's too late in the school year.

kcxiv

12-04-2011, 09:18 PM

halftime is the time the guys get something to snack on take a leak. Girls watch the halftime show. win win.

listopencil

12-04-2011, 09:22 PM

halftime is the time the guys get something to snack on take a leak. Girls watch the halftime show. win win.

When Janet Jackson showed her nipple, I didn't see it. I was watching with my (at the time) teen daughter. She slept through the first half and woke up at halftime. I dozed off at halftime. She went back to sleep and I woke back up at the start of the third. She never mentioned it. I didn't know anything about it until I saw it on the internet much later. I was more annoyed by how unappealing her breast looked than anything else.

luv

12-04-2011, 09:23 PM

halftime is the time the guys get something to snack on take a leak. Girls watch the halftime show. win win.

:spock:

luv

12-04-2011, 09:24 PM

How about some really good college marching bands?

DCI. Even better.

listopencil

12-04-2011, 09:28 PM

DCI. Even better.

Is that some kind of drill team?

luv

12-04-2011, 09:45 PM

Is that some kind of drill team?
Drum Corp International

listopencil

12-04-2011, 09:55 PM

Drum Corp International

I'd rather see these guys:

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Brock

12-04-2011, 09:57 PM

They're officially out of ideas, but I'll bet even this old hag will be better than the Black Eyed peas.

Extra Point

12-04-2011, 09:57 PM

Journey must have been booked that weekend.

Heh. You'd still hit it, n' I would, too.

listopencil

12-04-2011, 09:59 PM

They're officially out of ideas, but I'll bet even this old hag will be better than the Black Eyed peas.

^

luv

12-04-2011, 10:00 PM

They're officially out of ideas, but I'll bet even this old hag will be better than the Black Eyed peas.

Whenever I heard who was performing the half time show during the Dallas Thanksgiving game, I was like, "Oh, great. /sarcasm"

It was Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull (I believe...whoever does the annoying Dr. Pepper commercial). I'm not a big fan of either, but they put on a pretty good show. The music was alright, but they just looked like they were having a blast. Pretty sad when a Thanksgiving half time is better than that of the Super Bowl.

Psyko Tek

12-04-2011, 10:02 PM

wtf don't they get acdc
half time is super
during the bowl

Munson

12-04-2011, 10:12 PM

Darn. I was really hoping for a return performance by the Black Eyed Peas.

listopencil

12-04-2011, 10:14 PM

Darn. I was really hoping for a return performance by the Black Eyed Peas.
http://davisw.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fergie2.jpg

Yeah, the female lead is hot. She could borrow some of Madonna's Depends.

Baby Lee

12-11-2011, 09:27 AM

Not to send this off to DC, but apparently ESPN/ABC and NBC have different standards.

Bocephus' remarks about Obama merits a firing, but Madonna's 'Sarah Palin's not welcome at my show, that stupid bitch has got to go' merits a SB halftime slot.

Buehler445

12-11-2011, 09:38 AM

Meh. Don't give two fucks. I haven't seen a good halftime show in a long long time.

GloryDayz

12-11-2011, 09:41 AM

DCI. Even better.

I totally could go for that. Get the Marine drill team out there with them during the same halftime and I'd watch the halttime show with more focus than the game!

Baby Lee

12-11-2011, 09:41 AM

http://davisw.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fergie2.jpg

Yeah, the female lead is hot. She could borrow some of Madonna's Depends.

Learned the other day that Justin Timberlake tapped that when he was effing 16 [she was 23 at the time]

R8RFAN

12-11-2011, 09:43 AM

They're officially out of ideas, but I'll bet even this old hag will be better than the Black Eyed peas.

Everytime I hear that shitty "Tonight is a gonna be a good night" I want to jab a fork in my eardrum

The Iron Chief

12-11-2011, 09:46 AM

Darn. I was really hoping for a return performance by the Black Eyed Peas.

I was really hoping for another Who Showing.
Did they all survive the last couple of yrs?!

GloryDayz

12-11-2011, 09:49 AM

Everytime I hear that shitty "Tonight is a gonna be a good night" I want to jab a fork in my eardrum

What...all the forks in the dishwasher? :D

GloryDayz

12-11-2011, 09:59 AM

Yeah.... This is about as good as it gets..

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Who remembers them at Arrowhead??? Who went to get a beer that day?

RNR

12-11-2011, 10:13 AM

They're officially out of ideas, but I'll bet even this old hag will be better than the Black Eyed peas.

That is no joke. That was the first time I have seen them and they flat out suck. If given the choice of only them or her I would choose her while hoping I went deaf~

The Iron Chief

12-11-2011, 10:14 AM

SB IV
Date: 1970
Location: Tulane Stadium (New Orleans, Louisiana)
Theme: Tribute to Mardi Gras
Performer(s): Carol Channing, Southern University Marching Band

I was curious so I looked it up seems like just yesterday....
I was 4 but my dad swears I glanced up at the tv.
So I will beable to die saying I not only was alive but Saw the Chiefs win a SB!

Easy 6

12-11-2011, 05:01 PM

What a joke, this will go down as one of the worst of all time.

Dayze

12-11-2011, 05:32 PM

i'm surprised they haven't booked Beyonce yet...that bitch is everywhere.

Halfcan

12-11-2011, 06:19 PM

Not sure if it could be worse than last year-but Still a bad choice.

listopencil

12-11-2011, 06:26 PM

i'm surprised they haven't booked Beyonce yet...that bitch is everywhere.

I would love to see Beyonce do the halftime show.

:hump:

threebag

12-11-2011, 06:45 PM

I hear they are going to have the Ball State girls camp Double Dutch her meat curtains.

Graystoke

12-11-2011, 07:46 PM

I hear they are going to have the Ball State girls camp Double Dutch her meat curtains.

Fart under the blankets twice?

Wha???

ohhh you funny!