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gblowfish
12-15-2011, 01:13 PM
The Pro Bowl vote will be coming up soon. I think DJ and Tamba will make it, maybe Flowers, but nobody on offense. It got me to thinking, who has been the WORST Chief this year? I'm going to disqualify anybody who was brought in from the practice squad, or late season emergency trade. It has to be a guy who made the season opening 53. Make your pick...say why you made your pick!

Thig Lyfe
12-15-2011, 01:14 PM
How is this even a discussion?

Matt Cassel.

KC Tattoo
12-15-2011, 01:18 PM
Kill Cassel

Kill Palko

There put them in bold.

Bowser
12-15-2011, 01:19 PM
No Clark Hunt or "All the Above" option? Poll fail.

kc rush
12-15-2011, 01:19 PM
How is this even a discussion?

Matt Cassel.

Based on salary, clearly. If its based on plain suckitude I have to go with Scabby.

WhiteWhale
12-15-2011, 01:19 PM
Palko is the worst player in the NFL.

I'm totally serious.

Deberg_1990
12-15-2011, 01:20 PM
Thomas Gafford

Frosty
12-15-2011, 01:20 PM
How is this even a discussion?

Matt Cassel.

A lot of people will vote for Sabby but he isn't the one holding the franchise back.

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 01:20 PM
No Clark Hunt or "All the Above" option? Poll fail.

Clark Hunt is not a player. Another discussion for another date.
Gaz option says shoot them all.

Discuss Thrower
12-15-2011, 01:21 PM
The Kicker Who Shall Not Be Named.

Dayze
12-15-2011, 01:22 PM
Cassel.


Jones is too old, so that's his pass.
Gym Tan Laundry was known before hand that he sucked.
Richardson sucks, but not as bad as Cassel
Palko we knew sucked going into the season.

Cassel is our 'franchise' qb that Pioli somehow thinks will win in the playoffs and beyond.

So, "Cassel".....final answer.

BCD
12-15-2011, 01:24 PM
I voted Richardson.

Cassel sucks. Obviously ...

kaplin42
12-15-2011, 01:24 PM
Clark Hunt.

He has the final say in all of this. And until I hear otherwise, I assume that it's him that told Pioli to stay so far under the cap. All he is doing is making money, he doesn't give a flying fuck about winning.

kc rush
12-15-2011, 01:25 PM
A lot of people will vote for Sabby but he isn't the one holding the franchise back.

Based on pure awfulness:

-Sabby
-Palko
-Richardson
-Cassel
-Jones

Based on cost (financial or holding back the franchise):

-Cassel
-Palko
-Richardson
-Jones
-Sabby

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 01:28 PM
I picked Richardson. He is an abortion as a starting tackle. His ineffective play has somewhat of a bearing on Cassel and Palko sucking...although those guys provided a lot of fuel on their own.

Slappy Pistachio would be number two for me. How can he possibly be part of "the right 53???"

I don't really hold anything against Palko. He just doesn't have NFL talent.

Sofa King
12-15-2011, 01:29 PM
I voted Richardson.

Cassel sucks. Obviously ...

This.

Dartgod
12-15-2011, 01:30 PM
That's a lot of suck right there.


I went with Richardson since he's had the most impact with his suckiness.

FAX
12-15-2011, 01:32 PM
To me, it's a toss-up between Palko and Saggy Pissmybelly.

But, Worst Chief Palko prepares by spending tons of time in the film room.

Worst Chief Saggy prepares by drinking jello shots until 3:00 am.

Therefore, I vote Palko.

FAX

seclark
12-15-2011, 01:33 PM
'nother vote for richardson.
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BoneKrusher
12-15-2011, 01:35 PM
A lot of people will vote for Sabby but he isn't the one holding the franchise back.

thats exactly why Cassel gets my vote.

DaWolf
12-15-2011, 01:36 PM
Cassel can at least be a serviceable backup. Palko doesn't belong on an NFL roster...

seclark
12-15-2011, 01:36 PM
'nother vote for richardson.
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although this poll is about the same as picking the worst pimple on this guys face.

HemiEd
12-15-2011, 01:37 PM
That list is a dead heat except for Gaz. That list is so depressing that I am going to shove a burning aids tree up my own ass.

I am going with Cassel, because if he was worth even 25% of the money and time invested in him, the rest wouldn't really be an issue.

The pressure would not be on those other guys nearly as much as it is.

ChiefsCountry
12-15-2011, 01:37 PM
Cassel is the worst for all the shit he has put on this franchise since Pioli traded for his worthless ass.

BoneKrusher
12-15-2011, 01:39 PM
Cassel is the worst for all the shit he has put on this franchise since Pioli traded for his worthless ass.

Pioli should be fined by the league for that move right there. ^

Lonewolf Ed
12-15-2011, 01:46 PM
After careful ponderance and much mind changing, I will go with Richardson based on a play-by-play basis. Seeing how often he lets someone get past him, and how often he is flagged for a false start or holding penalty, he gets the nod. If he had a little more skill, he might get flagged for an illegal hands to the face, but he never keeps anyone in front of him long enough to get that penalty called.

If Slappy was in for more plays, and I am very glad he is not, I might have chosen him as the worst player. Palko ran for 12 yards once, so at least he has done something himself that was positive.

ChiefsCountry
12-15-2011, 01:46 PM
Pioli should be fined by the league for that move right there. ^

I said the moment he did the deal on 2/28/09 he should have been fired.

suds79
12-15-2011, 01:49 PM
Cassel. He wins this for being sorry & playing the most important position by far.

Yes Barry Richardson sucks also but his play does not directly determine the success of this franchise. Matt Cassel is the #1 problem with this team.

scho63
12-15-2011, 01:59 PM
Based on NFL player rankings, I believe Richardson is the bottom of the barrel.

Palko would be if they gave him any more time. Imagine a year of him? There would be a mass suicide of Chief's fans.

WhiteWhale
12-15-2011, 02:01 PM
Based on NFL player rankings, I believe Richardson is the bottom of the barrel.

Palko would be if they gave him any more time. Imagine a year of him? There would be a mass suicide of Chief's fans homicide of Chiefs executives.

FYP

jd1020
12-15-2011, 02:03 PM
Based on NFL player rankings, I believe Richardson is the bottom of the barrel.

Palko would be if they gave him any more time. Imagine a year of him? There would be a mass homicide of Chiefs executives.

FYP

The executives fired the one idiot putting him on the field. There'd be so many bullets in Haley he would be unrecognizable.

ChiefsCountry
12-15-2011, 02:08 PM
Aaron Rodgers or Brady or an elite QB would make up for Richardson's ineffectiveness.

DaWolf
12-15-2011, 02:08 PM
FakeCharlesWeis Fake Charles Weis
I like to play "pro-style" quarterbacks. In that regard, I'd literally start Dayne Crist over Matt Cassel any day.


http://twitter.com/FakeCharlesWeis

LMAO

Reerun_KC
12-15-2011, 02:09 PM
Palko actually made me miss Cassel.

So for all those that wanted Cassel hurt so we could have a chance in game with Palko.

You all can die...

ReynardMuldrake
12-15-2011, 02:11 PM
While Cassel is by far the most overrated and overpaid, Richardson is still the worst player on the team. Starter or no.

SenselessChiefsFan
12-15-2011, 02:31 PM
Cassel is one of the top 20 players on the team, easily. Now, if we want to argue which has the most negative impact on the team, it could be Cassel.

ie: Having Cassel causes them not to try to get an elite QB, content to start an average NFL QB.

But, as far as pure evaluation of players..... Palko, Richardson, and Sabby are all among the worst players in the NFL.

Cassel would be a starting QB on about half the teams in the NFL.

ChiefsCountry
12-15-2011, 02:32 PM
Cassel would be a starting QB on about half the teams in the NFL.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

scho63
12-15-2011, 02:32 PM
FYP

I stand humbly corrected!

o:-)

scho63
12-15-2011, 02:35 PM
Aaron Rodgers or Brady or an elite QB would make up for Richardson's ineffectiveness.

Only if they survived the beatings and running for their lives.........

:spank:

jd1020
12-15-2011, 02:36 PM
Only if they survived the beatings and running for their lives.........

:spank:

Fact - Rodgers plays behind the best OLine in the league.

HemiEd
12-15-2011, 02:36 PM
Cassel would be a starting QB on about half the teams in the NFL.

Help me understand this please.

What teams would those be?

Hopefully this means there is someone out there that thinks like you and would trade for him, and I don't mean the California Redwoods.

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 02:37 PM
Cassel is one of the top 20 players on the team, easily. Now, if we want to argue which has the most negative impact on the team, it could be Cassel.

ie: Having Cassel causes them not to try to get an elite QB, content to start an average NFL QB.

But, as far as pure evaluation of players..... Palko, Richardson, and Sabby are all among the worst players in the NFL.

Cassel would be a starting QB on about half the teams in the NFL.

Is this guy actually Kenny Powers? He talks like he's Cassel's agent.

WhiteWhale
12-15-2011, 02:40 PM
Only if they survived the beatings and running for their lives.........

:spank:

Chiefs fans are apparently idiots.

Good QB's will make plays and still win games (unlike anything we have), but some chiefs fans are apparently okay with the most important player on their team getting knocked to the ground over and over because Richardson can't hold a block for two ****ing seconds.

A better QB won't make Richardson better. He can just compensate for his suckage... as well as be punished for it physically. Barry can't block in the run or pass game and his sorry ass needs replaced. Especially if we get a QB worth a shit.

WhiteWhale
12-15-2011, 02:41 PM
Help me understand this please.

What teams would those be?

Hopefully this means there is someone out there that thinks like you and would trade for him, and I don't mean the California Redwoods.

I came up with about seven I think he would start for.

And we're not talking about upgrading stable QB situations.

Three7s
12-15-2011, 02:42 PM
Help me understand this please.

What teams would those be?

Hopefully this means there is someone out there that thinks like you and would trade for him, and I don't mean the California Redwoods.
Seahawks, Colts (no Manning), Bears (no Cutler), Redskins, Texans (QB injury disaster), Titans (Hasselback injured), Dolphins (maybe)

And there you have it. He'd definitely be starting for 2 teams, maybe 3. Other teams would take him because they have no one else. So yeah, not even close to half. LMAO

Reerun_KC
12-15-2011, 02:43 PM
Chiefs fans are apparently idiots.

Good QB's will make plays and still win games (unlike anything we have), but some chiefs fans are apparently okay with the most important player on their team getting knocked to the ground over and over because Richardson can't hold a block for two ****ing seconds.

A better QB won't make Richardson better. He can just compensate for his suckage... as well as be punished for it physically. Barry can't block in the run or pass game and his sorry ass needs replaced.

I see we are being generous...

jd1020
12-15-2011, 02:44 PM
Seahawks, Colts (no Manning), Bears (no Cutler), Redskins, Texans (QB injury disaster), Titans (Hasselback injured), Dolphins (maybe)

And there you have it. He'd definitely be starting for 2 teams, maybe 3. Other teams would take him because they have no one else. So yeah, not even close to half. LMAO

Why would he be starting in Tennessee or Miami?

Jake Locker has looked good and they spent a first on him.

Moore has been the 5th best QB in the AFC since taking over for Henne.

Three7s
12-15-2011, 02:45 PM
Why would he be starting in Tennessee or Miami?

Jake Locker has looked good and they spent a first on him.

Moore has been the 5th best QB in the AFC since taking over for Henne.
The Titans went to Hasselback because they didn't want to start Locker so soon. They'd definitely take Cassel now. And note, I said MAYBE for the Dolphins. Personally, I wouldn't if I ran them, but it wouldn't shock me if they took him over Moore.

scho63
12-15-2011, 02:55 PM
Speaking of Richardson, it must have really pissed off Clark Hunt and Pioli to have Haley cut Gaither and have him perform so well in San Diego and watch BR stink up the O-Line like PePe Le Pew. That had to burn just like Palko

darkchief
12-15-2011, 03:05 PM
It was a toss up between Richardson and Jones, I went with Jones. Jones is dogpoo, if he gets back to the line of scrimmage its a good play for him.

Frazod
12-15-2011, 03:08 PM
I had to go with Palko. Anybody who makes Cassel look like Montana by comparison rates special consideration.

Palko makes Baby Jesus want to rape a puppy.

PGM
12-15-2011, 03:32 PM
Richardson, Falco, and Pissurbabybatteronherbelly in a 3 way dance.

PGM
12-15-2011, 03:33 PM
I had to go with Palko. Anybody who makes Cassel look like Montana by comparison rates special consideration.

Palko makes Baby Jesus want to rape a puppy.

7 PPG as a starter. It is hard to fathom someone that bad, but he definately fits the bill as one of the worst to play the position in team history.

Cassel's at least an average player who would be a fine backup in the league.

Thig Lyfe
12-15-2011, 04:11 PM
Cassel is one of the top 20 players on the team, easily.

...

Cassel would be a starting QB on about half the teams in the NFL.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/133/666/beeker-what-is-this-i-dont-even.gif

Earthling
12-15-2011, 04:14 PM
That list is a dead heat except for Gaz. That list is so depressing that I am going to shove a burning aids tree up my own ass.

I am going with Cassel, because if he was worth even 25% of the money and time invested in him, the rest wouldn't really be an issue.

The pressure would not be on those other guys nearly as much as it is.

LMAO

Molitoth
12-15-2011, 04:15 PM
Matt Cassel (The Duke of Dink) = The guy is paid huge millions and is expected to lead the team in the most detrimental position. The CLEAR winner here. He is garbage.

The "Illusive" Thomas Jones = Jones is a reliable RB when you need a couple yards. In his age, and with the other RB's on the roster... nobody should expect him to be a 1000 yard back.

Barry "The Human Speed Bump" Richardson = Ugh. Although I don't see him putting a ton of effort into his job. I think he knows the season was shot with the injuries and Cassel at QB so he didn't bother giving a shit. Regardless; if I were GM I would send him packing as soon as the season is over.

Tyler "Calabaloo" Palko = The dude has been cut by a billion teams, nobody expected him to be good. (And he wasn't)

Sabby Piscatelli (Slappy Pistachio) = Who really would've thought that Berry and McGraw would go down that fast? This guy was on the team for special teams and practice squad fodder... not much is to be expected.

Earthling
12-15-2011, 04:17 PM
Can't hardly go wrong picking anyone on the list. After several eenie meenie miney mo's I picked Palko.

DaWolf
12-15-2011, 04:19 PM
Moore has been the 5th best QB in the AFC since taking over for Henne.

Yeah, he has 4 wins against KC, Buffalo, Washington, and Oakland. He basically is Matt Cassel's twin brother...

Extra Point
12-15-2011, 04:20 PM
Those in the poll make the D List. D fact is dey suck!

jd1020
12-15-2011, 04:28 PM
Yeah, he has 4 wins against KC, Buffalo, Washington, and Oakland. He basically is Matt Cassel's twin brother...

I guess... smoking Cassel and Buffalo makes him his twin.

Okie_Apparition
12-15-2011, 04:42 PM
By playing next to Sabby
McGraw was put on the pro bowl ballet

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-15-2011, 05:01 PM
Jake O'Connell is the worst player in the NFL. How is he not an option?

tredadda
12-15-2011, 07:11 PM
I went with Palko. Even though Cassel is awful, he looks like freakin' Joe Montana compared to Palko.

Three7s
12-15-2011, 07:44 PM
Jake O'Connell is the worst player in the NFL. How is he not an option?
That's Jake O'Donald to you! /chucky

Munson
12-15-2011, 07:45 PM
Every one of those guys has their own unique ability to fail miserably.

But I had to vote for Richardson. That guy might be the worst offensive lineman I've ever seen. Even worse than Jordan Black aka "I-65." I can't understand how an NFL lineman can whiff so consistently when it comes to pass blocking. I think he'd improve if he'd just stop, drop, and roll when the ball gets snapped. He could trip the opposing defender and give the QB a decent amount of time to throw the ball.LMAO

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 08:15 PM
Wow...Palko and Cassel neck and neck in the sucking it contest. Amazing.

DuhChiefs
12-15-2011, 08:20 PM
Droppin' hard facts on y'all fxck nuts...
ESPN had a poll a while ago (mid-season) for the best to worse players in the NFL...
Sabby Pisc was voted the worse player in the NFL... Slow white safety playing in the NFL...smh.

petegz28
12-15-2011, 08:22 PM
I had to go Gaz because B-Rich, Palko and Sabby make a single choice impossible.

petegz28
12-15-2011, 08:23 PM
And people who think Cassel is worse than Palko and B-Rich need their fucking head examined.

threebag02
12-15-2011, 08:24 PM
Palko can throw a bomb thus, Palko>Cassel

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 08:27 PM
I had to go Gaz because B-Rich, Palko and Sabby make a single choice impossible.

It's like the holy trinity of suckage!

DuhChiefs
12-15-2011, 08:28 PM
Cassel is not the worse Chief... You guys are over reacting... Fxck nuts.
Don't act like you haven't seen worse qbs put on a Chiefs uniform...

petegz28
12-15-2011, 08:28 PM
Palko can throw a bomb thus, Palko>Cassel

:facepalm:

Yeah, he throws a pretty bomb....right to the defender!

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 08:29 PM
I must admit I was impressed by Palko's TD vs the Jets, thrown into quadruple coverage. That's hard to do.

pr_capone
12-15-2011, 08:29 PM
Mark Kasl hands down.

petegz28
12-15-2011, 08:30 PM
I must admit I was impressed by Palko's TD vs the Jets, thrown into quadruple coverage. That's hard to do.

Too bad he blew his arm out throwing that.

pr_capone
12-15-2011, 08:30 PM
I must admit I was impressed by Palko's TD vs the Jets, thrown into quadruple coverage. That's hard to do.

That pass was the equivalent of having a chick trip, fall, and land pussy first on your dick.

Pure fucking luck that he could not reproduce if he tried making that throw hundred times.

DuhChiefs
12-15-2011, 08:33 PM
I must admit I was impressed by Palko's TD vs the Jets, thrown into quadruple coverage. That's hard to do.
He closed his eyes and Urban made a great catch.

tecumseh
12-15-2011, 08:46 PM
I chose Palko. Never should have been on the field. Confirmed by Romeo.

threebag02
12-15-2011, 08:47 PM
He closed his eyes and Urban made a great catch.

He threw the ball DDOOOOWWNN the field.

threebag02
12-15-2011, 08:48 PM
I chose Palko. Never should have been on the field. Confirmed by Romeo.


Cassel and Palko never should have been on the field. Confirmed by CHIEFSPLANET.

JoeyChuckles
12-15-2011, 08:49 PM
Dammit people, it's Crabby Pinchyourbelly. Get it right!!

DuhChiefs
12-15-2011, 08:51 PM
Dammit people, it's Crabby Pinchyourbelly. Get it right!!
We need a name for McGraw.

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 08:52 PM
We need a name for McGraw.
How bout "Released?"

That's a good name.

FAX
12-15-2011, 08:53 PM
How bout "Released?"

That's a good name.

You've used that before.

I am disappoint.

FAX

DuhChiefs
12-15-2011, 08:55 PM
(facepalm insert here) lololol

gblowfish
12-15-2011, 08:57 PM
You've used that before.

I am disappoint.

FAX

My memory isn't what it used to be, Mr. Fax. The doctor said I have diabetes and alzheimer's.






Good thing I don't have diabetes.

thurman merman
12-15-2011, 09:35 PM
Kill Cassel

Kill Palko

There put them in bold.

Haha. Nice.

thurman merman
12-15-2011, 09:38 PM
Kill Cassel

Kill Palko

There put them in bold.

We should seriously do that kill thread again with the entire Chiefs roster. Too much work for me right now though. Any volunteers?

stonedstooge
12-15-2011, 09:41 PM
Casshole would be a lot more likeable if he didn't think he was an "elite" quarterback. At least Palko owned up

Caseyguyrr
12-15-2011, 10:47 PM
all?

KCtotheSB
12-16-2011, 04:15 AM
Dwayne Bowe dropped a few passes. No option for him?

Thig Lyfe
12-16-2011, 11:32 AM
We should seriously do that kill thread again with the entire Chiefs roster. Too much work for me right now though. Any volunteers?

I like this idea. If Cassel isn't the first to go, though...

I STAB.

Halfcan
12-16-2011, 12:20 PM
2 yard jones has been pretty bad, but hard to pass on voting for pallko 98 turnovers in 3 games has to be a record.

Ryan Leaf maybe had 3 straight turnovers??? But that might be a record.

gblowfish
12-16-2011, 12:20 PM
I still find it very amusing that here on the CP, of all 53 players we started with this year, the CP thinks our #1 and #2 QBs are the worst guys on the team!

And what's funnier, can make a decent case for that claim!

LOCOChief
12-16-2011, 12:23 PM
Richardson is the worst tackle this club has EVER had starting or otherwise.

gblowfish
12-16-2011, 12:34 PM
Richardson is the worst tackle this club has EVER had starting or otherwise.

I dunno. Somebody mentioned Jordan Black (I-65) before. He was bad too. Trezelle Jenkins was probably the absolute worst, in light of how high he was drafted.

DJ's left nut
12-16-2011, 02:25 PM
I'm not sure how anyone other thank Palko can get a vote here.

Got love him, he has spunk and he tries hard, but yes he is absolutely worse than Cassel.

Cassel belongs on an NFL roster. Not as a starter, but he'd be among the better backups in the league. Or hell, he could start for a team that's just looking to win 6 games (i.e. Cleveland).

Palko shouldn't even be a 3rd stringer. The guy should just get started on his coaching career now because that's where you put guys that love the game, study the hell out of it but lack the physical tools to play it.

It's as though Josh Heupel somehow made an NFL roster. The answer his is easily Tyler Palko.