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BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 09:22 PM
It's that time of the year. The Academy is proud to sponser this years edition of the crowning of the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2011 to present day.

Dupes are not elgible. As always, the academy relies on the mods decisions on mults, dupes and reincarnations and their decision is the final decision.

You can campaign, bribe, resign your commission, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote. Whether you choose to publically declare your candidacy or not is up to you. Although it is highly recommended to not nominate yourself. If nominated, you must run. No exceptions.

I will make a list in this orginal post of the most popular N00bs mentioned in this thread.

When the nominations are closed I'll post a public poll. The candidate with the most votes will be crowned the 2011 King of the Noobs!

Daface's 2011 "Hey, this n00b doesn't suck" thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249663&highlight=2011+king+of+the+noobs

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158&highlight=noob+of+the+year)

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


Confirmed nominated N00bs:

BoneKrusher
Setsuna
dirtyrute
rocknrolla
njchiefsfan
chiefsfootballfan
Caseyguyrr
WhiteWhale
lewdog
SuperChief
ThatGuy
Trevortrevo_410

There are two candidates that can't be confirmed by the the mods as 100% n00b. They will be placed in the poll but if crowned King of the N00bs, and its later discovered that they were a mult the title will go to the 2nd place finisher and will be banned. So, this is your last chance to come clean.

I will not out the posters. The mods/admins of the site know the names. I dont see a need to name names without clear evidence.

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:23 PM
Setsuna

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:24 PM
Oh and Mr. Plow

kstater
12-16-2011, 09:25 PM
Setsuna

Fuck no.

teedubya
12-16-2011, 09:27 PM
dirtyrute is a n00b this year, right? I nominate him as he is the only one that I can think off the top of my head.

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:30 PM
NJChiefsFan

P.S. the extent of my knowledge of most n00bs is about those that post in the Media Center.

I don't really know any of these guys' takes on sports

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:31 PM
Except for ChiefsandO'sfan

I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but he sure is on top of breaking news.

QuikSsurfer
12-16-2011, 09:32 PM
Oh and Mr. Plow

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/gifs/2cfw040.gif

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 09:34 PM
NJChiefsFan

P.S. the extent of my knowledge of most n00bs is about those that post in the Media Center.

I don't really know any of these guys' takes on sportstakes on sports is not a criteria. If you want to use that criteria, fine and dandy. But, you just have to had showed up here after Jan. 1st. Wjatever criteria you personally measure to deem some poster worthy of King of the n00bs is correct.

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:35 PM
Those are the only 3 n00bs that I know or have interacted with.

Seems like the last couple years have been down years for n00bs.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 09:35 PM
noonan

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 09:38 PM
noonan

Hell no! That guy sucked big time...glad he hasn't posted in a long time.

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:38 PM
Oh wait, rocknrolla

She's a pretty good n00b.

cdcox
12-16-2011, 09:40 PM
Except for ChiefsandO'sfan

I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but he sure is on top of breaking news.

This is who I would nominate.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:41 PM
I say it every year. But I still think I got robbed in 2005

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:41 PM
No offense Mr. Fax

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 09:41 PM
Hell no! That guy sucked big time...glad he hasn't posted in a long time.

Pussy probably got butthurt about something and left.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:42 PM
Oh, and ChiefsandO'sfan should win this easily.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:42 PM
And if anyone nominates THATGUY, I'll personnaly shoot you.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 09:43 PM
Thatguy

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:43 PM
And thenewserver still got jobbed.

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:43 PM
Thatguy

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 09:43 PM
links no trebajos

milkman
12-16-2011, 09:43 PM
Yay, another popularity contest.

cdcox
12-16-2011, 09:44 PM
Thatguy

Don't be that guy.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 09:44 PM
noonan

Hell no! That guy sucked big time...glad he hasn't posted in a long time.


not posting can = good n00b, no?

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 09:45 PM
Yay, another popularity contest.

You're just mad because you can't win one.


:)

luv
12-16-2011, 09:45 PM
not posting can = good n00b, no?

I dunno. You won when you were trying to average 100 ppd.

luv
12-16-2011, 09:46 PM
Oh, and ChiefsandO'sfan should win this easily.

Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 09:46 PM
Pussy probably got butthurt about something and left.

ROFL

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:46 PM
n00bs suck these days.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:48 PM
Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

It's a hunch of mine that he's the other Oriole fan who just opened up a new account.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 09:49 PM
I dunno. You won when you were trying to average 100 ppd.


I don't know what you're talking about....

Hell, I don't recall who the other n00bs were, that year.
Wait, do I even know you?

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 09:49 PM
I say it every year. But I still think I got robbed in 2005Didn't the Governing board of the Academy issue a ruling that your claims were groundless and you are not worthy to even hold Fax's jockstrap little own his crown. :hmmm:

luv
12-16-2011, 09:49 PM
Is there any way to sort the members list by join date?

-King-
12-16-2011, 09:50 PM
Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device

milkman
12-16-2011, 09:50 PM
You're just mad because you can't win one.


:)

You know me so well....

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:50 PM
Didn't the Governing board of the Academy issue a ruling that your claims were groundless and you are not worthy to even hold Fax's jockstrap little own his crown. :hmmm:

I'm pretty sure a vote was held that we tied. But the archives don't show it.

luv
12-16-2011, 09:50 PM
I don't know what you're talking about....

Hell, I don't recall who the other n00bs were, that year.
Wait, do I even know you?

WOOHOO! Roofies worked.

Buck
12-16-2011, 09:50 PM
He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device

INSTA-DQ!!!!

luv
12-16-2011, 09:51 PM
He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device

Then he shouldn't qualify. Of course, I'm not sure I'm a member of the Academy anymore, and I'm pretty sure there are no rules. :)

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 09:52 PM
You know me so well....

Well fwiw I like the crotchety old bastard you are. No homo.

luv
12-16-2011, 09:52 PM
You added noonan? That's beer me.

Okie_Apparition
12-16-2011, 09:52 PM
Who's the in parrot

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:53 PM
Then he shouldn't qualify. Of course, I'm not sure I'm a member of the Academy anymore, and I'm pretty sure there are no rules. :)

Only members of the Academy know who's in it. And only those members of the Academy know the rules.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 09:55 PM
Noonan is disqaulified because his post count has been merged with Beer Me's

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 09:56 PM
You added noonan? That's beer me.

LMAO

NO IT WASN'T! LET ME.... I MEAN noonan BE NOMINATED! I...... umm I MEAN noonan NEVER WINS ANYTHING!

WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!??? I MEAN noonan... dammit...

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 09:57 PM
Only members of the Academy know who's in it. And only those members of the Academy know the rules.First rule of the Academy......Don't talk about the Academy.:fear:

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 09:57 PM
Noonan is disqaulified because his post count has been merged with Beer Me's

Just another case of the man holding us down....

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:00 PM
Why was I thinking he was an old poster reincarnated?

he is. I still think he's Marty Shook.

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 10:00 PM
He is. He was Hayden2008 or something like that.
Posted via Mobile Device"offically" disqualified.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:03 PM
First rule of the Academy......Don't talk about the Academy.:fear:

I meant that to be posted in the Academy's forum.

cdcox
12-16-2011, 10:03 PM
Now that Ofan is eliminated, I nominate Literature. Not positive I will vote for him, but nevertheless I nominate him.

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 10:03 PM
We need DaFace to sort out the madness and tell us who qualifies.

Buck
12-16-2011, 10:03 PM
he is. I still think he's Marty Shook.

Marty fucking Shook.

Someone needs to end that fucker's life.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:04 PM
Now that Ofan is eliminated, I nominate Literature. Not positive I will vote for him, but nevertheless I nominate him.

nope. That's Jenson.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:05 PM
nope. That's Jenson.

Awesome. Do we have any actuall n00bs that qualify as worthy?

Buck
12-16-2011, 10:06 PM
For Luv and everyone else

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=joindate&pp=30

Click that, it is listed in order of join date, with the most recent first.

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 10:06 PM
I nominate No n00bs worthy 2011.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:07 PM
Thatguy

Old poster reincarnated.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:07 PM
Awesome. Do we have any actuall n00bs that qualify as worthy?

bobbie. Zionists!

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:08 PM
Old poster reincarnated.

I was just trying to see if SPchief would really shoot me.

Buck
12-16-2011, 10:08 PM
For Luv and everyone else

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=joindate&pp=30

Click that, it is listed in order of join date, with the most recent first.

P.S. page 32, Pulverizer is the very last person that qualifies.

So scour pages 1-32 for your nominations.

cdcox
12-16-2011, 10:08 PM
nope. That's Jenson.

Okay, Jenson is like a nephew to me. No wonder I thought Literature was worth a nomination.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:09 PM
WOOHOO! Roofies worked.


I miss simplex....
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4470929&postcount=32

If I think we should create a special exception for Coffee. If he joined in December of 2006 or later he needs to get this year's award. In a short time he:

1. Started a thread in the top 10 posts/views of all time.
2. Shattered Endelt's record of posts per day over an extended period.
3. Spammed the board relentlessly.
4. Pissed in Goatboy's Cheerios.
5. Got banned.
6. Came back.
7. Took a hiatus.
8. Came back, posting at regular human levels.

That's quite a freaking resume.


No wonder many of you hate me, over 10k in one year... :facepalm:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4471096&postcount=45

If we change the criteria to joined after 12/15/06 and 500 posts, here is the list.

User Name Posts
acesn8s 1,657
beach tribe 1,841
Buehler445 1,614
Chiefnj2 1,427
CrazyCoffey 10,356
DFB 1,007
Dylan 684
findthedr 927
Fly O.T. McWall 516
GoChiefs Biatch 716
GonzoRox88 889
Joie 2,685
KC Tattoo 833
kcpasco 547
kdog414141 2,421
kstater 3,250
Micjones 1,747
Mr Luzcious 1,117
pestilenceaf23 1,870
Priest4Prez 1,334
Pushead2 1,095
RustShack 1,344
Silock 3,805
smittysbar 639
stlchiefs 976
Zouk 672

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:10 PM
Okay, Jenson is like a nephew to me. No wonder I thought Literature was worth a nomination.

good guy. Just not new.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:11 PM
BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

cdcox
12-16-2011, 10:11 PM
For Luv and everyone else

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=joindate&pp=30

Click that, it is listed in order of join date, with the most recent first.

Perusing the rep levels of the n00bs reveals that we are a very open and welcoming community.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:11 PM
P.S. page 32, Pulverizer is the very last person that qualifies.

So scour pages 1-32 for your nominations.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php?joindateafter=2010-12-31&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

same list, ordered by most posts, first page shows all from this year with over 500 posts

teedubya
12-16-2011, 10:12 PM
We should have an all-decade team... anyone who joined IN the 2000 is allowed in the poll as the poster of the 00's decade.

cdcox
12-16-2011, 10:12 PM
BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

Not worthless. May be worth considering.

Okie_Apparition
12-16-2011, 10:14 PM
Ban them all & see who we miss

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:14 PM
BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

excellent choice. I 2nd it.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:14 PM
Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

Buck
12-16-2011, 10:15 PM
As a matter of face I'll post everyone who has a decent amount of posts and then you can nominate as you see worthy.

ricoswaff
lewdog_5
BmoreBills (made the fat chick thread)
BoneKrusher
tecumseh
Nucky
evenfall (I think he quit CP forever last week)
hometeam
Exoter175
Thatguy
Buckweath
syyrupp-mannn
Backwards Masking
tredadda
WhiteWhale
Dr. Gigglepants
Nickel D
SuperChief
chopper
Jaric
Urc Burry
Trevo_410
The Iron Chief
shadowcat
Caseyguyrr

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:15 PM
Jaric, SuperChief.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:15 PM
Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

Old poster reincarnated.

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 10:15 PM
I meant that to be posted in the Academy's forum.What Academy forum?
http://happyhourmom.com/wp-content/gallery/random/top-secret.jpg

Buck
12-16-2011, 10:16 PM
Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

blueballs I think

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:16 PM
And since Bone Krusher got nominated, I'll nominate Backwards Masking.

Okie_Apparition
12-16-2011, 10:16 PM
I'm on universal ignore if you're cool
monkey butt

luv
12-16-2011, 10:17 PM
BoneKrusher

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:17 PM
Okie_Apparition 3,926
ChiefsandO'sfan 3,185
durtyrute 2,410
Jaric 2,135
chiefsfootballfan 1,309
rocknrolla 1,302
Backwards Masking 1,220
NJChiefsFan 1,125
evenfall 945
BoneKrusher 935
SuperChief 915
Setsuna 797
Caseyguyrr 783
Trevo_410 629
Thatguy 573
WhiteWhale 568
lewdog_5 561
tredadda 537


weed through the retread retards (okie) and get to the true n00bs

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:17 PM
Jaric, SuperChief.

0-2 to the Seahawks? You get no vote.

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 10:17 PM
I'd like to nominate Frankie's Mom.

luv
12-16-2011, 10:17 PM
Just wondering, but is Okie_Apparition a dupe?

blueballs

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 10:18 PM
I nominate No n00bs worthy 2011.That is the only guaranteed nominee every year.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:18 PM
Okie_Apparition 3,926
ChiefsandO'sfan 3,185
durtyrute 2,410
Jaric 2,135
chiefsfootballfan 1,309
rocknrolla 1,302
Backwards Masking 1,220
NJChiefsFan 1,125
evenfall 945
BoneKrusher 935
SuperChief 915
Setsuna 797
Caseyguyrr 783
Trevo_410 629
Thatguy 573
WhiteWhale 568
lewdog_5 561
tredadda 537


weed through the retread retards (okie) and get to the true n00bs


everyone else on Bucks list has less than 500 posts, if that matters to anyone.....

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:19 PM
0-2 to the Seahawks? You get no vote.

Wasn't there some bet we made involving my username and yours?

Change me to Seahawks Fan since I lost the bet...

luv
12-16-2011, 10:19 PM
Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:19 PM
In all seriousness I'd like to nominate lewdog because he's a good fellow Royals fan... which is also why he won't win.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:19 PM
blueballs I think

blueballs

Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:20 PM
Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

no idea, if he is, than he's out

luv
12-16-2011, 10:20 PM
BoneKrusher (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17887)

Well crap....

I guess I'll nominate Caseyguyrr.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:21 PM
Wasn't there some bet we made involving my username and yours?

Change me to Seahawks Fan since I lost the bet...

yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.

luv
12-16-2011, 10:21 PM
Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

No "it could be". That's who it is.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:21 PM
Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

I think Skip....

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:21 PM
Could be, but I keep thinking it's someone else

DaFace has said it is him.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:22 PM
I think Skip....

That was my thought, but that is not the case

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:23 PM
Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

Dammit.


:#

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:23 PM
yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.


SeaGulp
SeaGulf
SeaTurds
OceanEagles
WaterBirds
SeaKitty's
ChickenHawks

lewdog
12-16-2011, 10:24 PM
Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

A reincarnated Montana Grizzlies and KC Chiefs/Royals fan? You can't make this shit up!

In all seriousness I'd like to nominate lewdog because he's a good fellow Royals fan... which is also why he won't win.

I seriously don't do much of anything besides a few sentence posts....and I like the Royals. It is a lose-lose.

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:24 PM
yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.

Sonics Fan.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:25 PM
Okie_Apparition 3,926
ChiefsandO'sfan 3,185
durtyrute 2,410
Jaric 2,135
chiefsfootballfan 1,309
rocknrolla 1,302
Backwards Masking 1,220
NJChiefsFan 1,125
evenfall 945
BoneKrusher 935
SuperChief 915
Setsuna 797
Caseyguyrr 783
Trevo_410 629
Thatguy 573
WhiteWhale 568
lewdog_5 561
tredadda 537


weed through the retread retards (okie) and get to the true n00bs

My nominees, if not already on the list...

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:26 PM
WhiteWhale deserves a nomination.

And this year's n00b class is weak.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:26 PM
Sonics Fan.

SeaSonics?

Buck
12-16-2011, 10:27 PM
No "it could be". That's who it is.

Fucking. Told.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:27 PM
I seriously don't do much of anything besides a few sentence posts....and I like the Royals. It is a lose-lose.

You cared enough to actually want my opinion on the Royals off season moves. That's more than good enough for me. I'm not saying you have a snowballs chance in hell to win but I'll vote for you. We Royals fans have to stick together.

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:27 PM
God damn it.LMAO

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:27 PM
WhiteWhale deserves a nomination.

And this year's n00b class is weak.


7,000 posts short of the first year record..... what up, players?

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:27 PM
Montana Grizzlies and KC Chiefs/Royals fan? You can't make this shit up!





That would be me, minus the Royals. :D

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:28 PM
God damn it.LMAO

That's why he's a mod and I'm not....

LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:29 PM
WhiteWhale deserves a nomination.

And this year's n00b class is weak.

God damn it.LMAO

he does, it is, and :D

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:30 PM
See, last year there was me, the new server, Shogun, Superturtle, Pawnmower, Braniac, WVChieffan, fumblerooskie, warispeace etc.

lewdog
12-16-2011, 10:30 PM
You cared enough to actually want my opinion on the Royals off season moves. That's more than good enough for me. I'm not saying you have a snowballs chance in hell to win but I'll vote for you. We Royals fans have to stick together.

I don't care about winning...if I did I wouldn't be a Chiefs/Royals fan!

That would be me, minus the Royals. :D

Well you are going to miss out on the Royals success coming in the next few years.

Shame on the Griz game tonight though. At least they made a comeback.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:31 PM
Wasn't the new server Joey/KurtCobain?

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:31 PM
See, last year there was me, the new server, Shogun, Superturtle, Pawnmower, Braniac, WVChieffan, fumblerooskie, warispeace etc.
Pretty sad state of n00bs when the new server still almost won.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:32 PM
I don't care about winning...if I did I wouldn't be a Chiefs/Royals fan!


Just another reason to vote for you... you've got moxy kid. Sticktoitivness.

DeezNutz
12-16-2011, 10:32 PM
noonan.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:32 PM
Shame on the Griz game tonight though. At least they made a comeback.

They looked like the Chiefs the 1st quarter. :# They did fight back and had a shot to win it at the end though. Sam Houston state is a good team and their RB is a bad ass.

FAX
12-16-2011, 10:33 PM
Hells bells, guys ...

Half of them are mults.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:33 PM
G'night Planet. I have to work tomorrow. I'll try and hang out more often.

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:33 PM
Fuck it, I might need a sig.

Fucking Tebow...

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:34 PM
G'night Planet. I have to work tomorrow. I'll try and hang out more often.

Good night, sweet prince.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:34 PM
noonan.

Thank you. I mean noonan told me to thank you.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:35 PM
Hells bells, guys ...

Half of them are mults.

FAX

I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:36 PM
Fuck it, I might need a sig.

Fucking Tebow...

Hold on. Get your own pic when I'm done. Be creative.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:36 PM
I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.

You're a mod? Well then noonan wants to say you're not only the most intelligent but also most attractive mod ever. He texted me.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:37 PM
You're a mod? Well then noonan wants to say you're not only the most intelligent but also most attractive mod ever. He texted me.

:D

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:37 PM
Hold on. Get your own pic when I'm done. Be creative.

You mean, you aren't done yet?

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 10:39 PM
noonan.dupe

FAX
12-16-2011, 10:40 PM
I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.

I still remember the days when N00bs (sp?) had honor.

FAX

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:40 PM
dupe

You can't trust anyone any more.

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:40 PM
Starbucks Fan.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:40 PM
I still remember the days when N00bs (sp?) had honor.

FAX

You do? :hmmm:

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:41 PM
And there goes my sig.

DeezNutz
12-16-2011, 10:41 PM
dupe

Never seen this n00b.

BigRedChief
12-16-2011, 10:42 PM
I will check them all out before it goes to vote, but yeah, there are a few.As always, the academy relies on the mods decisions on mults, dupes and reincarnations and their decision is the final decision.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:42 PM
And there goes my sig.

LMAO


Starbucks is the debbil. But at least you aren't a fan of the Rams or some shit.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-16-2011, 10:42 PM
And there goes my sig.

That wasn't part of the deal, I just thought you were all in. I have to sleep this booze off. IM out. :D

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:42 PM
Apparently, I am now a SuperSonics, Mariners, Seahawks, Starbucks fan.

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:43 PM
That wasn't part of the deal, I just thought you were all in. I have to sleep this booze off. IM out. :D

Hasselbeck saves.

Smed1065
12-16-2011, 10:43 PM
[QUOTE=Starbucks Fan;8210192]Apparently, I am now a SuperSonics, Mariners, Seahawks, Starbucks fan.[/QUOTE.

Like it would matter coffee.

Bwana
12-16-2011, 10:44 PM
Isn't lewog a reincarnation?

I haven't dug to deep, but he doesn't seem to be. He looks like a one and only, so far.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:44 PM
That's some mod abuse worthy of Phobia. Well done Flopnuts.

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:44 PM
Like it would matter coffee.

Hindsight is 50/50.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:45 PM
Hasselbeck saves.

The bald weiner on ESPN?



:)

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:46 PM
[QUOTE=Starbucks Fan;8210192]Apparently, I am now a SuperSonics, Mariners, Seahawks, Starbucks fan.[/QUOTE.

Like it would matter coffee.

whaaaaa?

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:46 PM
The bald weiner on ESPN?



:)

Wrong bald Hasselbeck.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:47 PM
Wrong bald Hasselbeck.

duh?

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:48 PM
duh?

Winning.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:49 PM
Winning.

Weiner Hasselbeck does have a hot wife at least (imo) even though she's annoying and stupid.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:49 PM
I still remember the days when N00bs (sp?) had honor.

FAX

Me too Mr. Fax, Me too

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:50 PM
Weiner Hasselbeck does have a hot wife at least (imo) even though she's annoying and stupid.

And she's on the View...

FAX
12-16-2011, 10:50 PM
Me too Mr. Fax, Me too

Yep ...

... 2005, I think it was ...

FAX

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 10:50 PM
Me too Mr. Fax, Me too

I clearly broke the mold....

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:51 PM
And she's on the View...

Duh again?


;)

Rams Fan
12-16-2011, 10:52 PM
Duh again?


;)

I believe what we have here is a failure to communicate.

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:54 PM
Yep ...

... 2005, I think it was ...

FAX

The 2nd best n00b class of the decade. Only behind the 2000 class

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:54 PM
I believe what we have here is a failure to communicate.

I think you just don't get me. It doesn't make you a bad person though. Being a Starbucks fan takes care of that.


;)

SPchief
12-16-2011, 10:55 PM
I clearly broke the mold....

Your n00bness was very original atleast.

Okie_Apparition
12-16-2011, 10:56 PM
Are you fucking pig too

Lumpy
12-16-2011, 10:57 PM
I read this...

No "it could be". That's who it is.

Then immediately thought of this...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwg9s76E71qh4xs7o1_500.jpg

LMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 10:59 PM
I read this...



Then immediately thought of this...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhwg9s76E71qh4xs7o1_500.jpg

LMAO

I've always crushed on Faruza Balk. I'm weird I know.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 11:05 PM
The 2nd best n00b class of the decade. Only behind the 2000 class

Your n00bness was very original atleast.

I'll gladly stand in the third place group on this list, sorry VosBill....

ThatRaceCardGuy
12-16-2011, 11:14 PM
What the fuck...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-16-2011, 11:17 PM
What the ****...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.

If you look back I nominated you... but mostly to see if SPchief would really shoot me for it.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 11:18 PM
reading is your friend;

What the fuck...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.


Thatguy


Old poster reincarnated.

outed...

Lumpy
12-16-2011, 11:22 PM
What the ****...how come you old bastards didnt put me on the list. I can kick all of these pussy noobs asses...Im the got damn Noob of the year...you sons of bitches.

All I know is you had better Tebow to Got that you have enough bribes to spread around. :D

ThatRaceCardGuy
12-16-2011, 11:28 PM
reading is your friend;









outed...


To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

ThatRaceCardGuy
12-16-2011, 11:29 PM
If you look back I nominated you... but mostly to see if SPchief would really shoot me for it.

Thank you sir!!! I really cont care if I win this ...then again, it would really make me happy if I did .:clap:

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 11:33 PM
Thank you sir!!! I really cont care if I win this ...then again, it would really make me happy if I did .:clap:

you won't be happy then, you've been DQ'd as a mult.

SuperChief
12-16-2011, 11:40 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa....

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 11:42 PM
To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

me too, don't you love it?

Thank you sir!!! I really cont care if I win this ...then again, it would really make me happy if I did .:clap:

you won't be happy then, you've been DQ'd as a mult.

he's not reading, he's drinking. Can't you read?!?!?!??!

Whoa, whoa, whoa....

nominated!

you're not a mult are you?
I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 11:44 PM
CheifsandO'sfan
along with
SuperChief

Need to be on the nominated list

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 11:45 PM
me too, don't you love it?





he's not reading, he's drinking. Can't you read?!?!?!??!



nominated!

you're not a mult are you?
I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 11:46 PM
To be honest Im drunk, so reading is not high on my list right now...my bad


To be honest,



oh you know....

Lumpy
12-16-2011, 11:47 PM
nominated!

you're not a mult are you?
I'll kill you if you are.
Don't tempt me!

Screw it if he's a mult... the guy has Michael Bolton as his avatar.

crazycoffey
12-16-2011, 11:47 PM
Screw it if he's a mult... the guy has Michael Bolton as his avatar.

have you seen my stapler?

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 11:49 PM
Screw it if he's a mult... the guy has Michael Bolton as his avatar.

Jack Sparrow?

Shogun
12-16-2011, 11:50 PM
New Server gave me a run for my money last year.

FAX
12-16-2011, 11:50 PM
yeah, i'll have to think over an appropriate Seahawks name change. I like you dude, you're honest and yourself.

Seaman Fan has a ring to it.

FAX

Buck
12-16-2011, 11:52 PM
In my opinion, n00bs of the year should run from November 1 - October 31 of the next year, and then you can vote on them in december that way people who join in November can get a fair shake.

I would have beat the shit out of CC if that were the case. As it was, I was only here a month before the voting.

Shogun
12-16-2011, 11:53 PM
In my opinion, n00bs of the year should run from November 1 - October 31 of the next year, and then you can vote on them in december that way people who join in November can get a fair shake.

I would have beat the shit out of CC if that were the case. As it was, I was only here a month before the voting.

I joined in late september bro, step your game up!

Lumpy
12-16-2011, 11:53 PM
have you seen my stapler?

http://cdn.chud.com/2/28/289fafa7_250px-MiltonStapler.jpeg

Buck
12-16-2011, 11:54 PM
I joined in late september bro, step your game up!

Join Date
09-05-2010

You had a full 3 months.

I had 1.

Shogun
12-16-2011, 11:55 PM
Join Date
09-05-2010

You had a full 3 months.

I had 1.

<------ I just got destroyed in this thread.

http://www.evilengineering.com/gallery/d/38705-1/r10466_fuck+this+thread+outta+here.jpg

Lumpy
12-16-2011, 11:56 PM
Jack Sparrow?

:hmmm: Did I mention rum in my post?

SuperChief
12-16-2011, 11:56 PM
Davey Jones. GIANT SQUID!

Buck
12-16-2011, 11:56 PM
<------ I just got destroyed in this thread.

http://www.evilengineering.com/gallery/d/38705-1/r10466_fuck+this+thread+outta+here.jpg

I tend to do that.

FAX
12-16-2011, 11:57 PM
I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 11:57 PM
Davey Jones. GIANT SQUID!

You might just give Frankie's Mom a run for her money.

Smed1065
12-16-2011, 11:59 PM
No bribes, WGAF.

Kyle DeLexus
12-16-2011, 11:59 PM
I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

I once killed a midget hooker because she wouldn't give me a customer appreciation day discount, and I still didn't win n00b of the year during my running.

Kyle DeLexus
12-17-2011, 12:00 AM
No bribes, WGAF.

It's just the nomination thread. You have to wait until the campaign and voting threads for the bribes.

Shogun
12-17-2011, 12:01 AM
Future n00bs of the year, i sent people pictures of my naked girlfriend last year for votes, learn from this. and dont forget to pm me.

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:02 AM
I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

I wrote fucking poems too. I even dedicated one to you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=154503

Kyle DeLexus
12-17-2011, 12:03 AM
Future n00bs of the year, i sent people pictures of my naked girlfriend last year for votes, learn from this. and dont forget to pm me.

I didn't get one....I move to have Shogun stripped of his title.

Chocolate Hog
12-17-2011, 12:06 AM
I vote for Buck.

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:06 AM
I didn't get one....I move to have Shogun stripped of his title.

Does the gentleman yield?

FAX
12-17-2011, 12:11 AM
I wrote ****ing poems too. I even dedicated one to you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=154503

Secure your sperm container, you pathetic, piteous, pole-puffing, pigeon piddler.

FAX

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:12 AM
In my opinion, n00bs of the year should run from November 1 - October 31 of the next year, and then you can vote on them in december that way people who join in November can get a fair shake.

I would have beat the shit out of CC if that were the case. As it was, I was only here a month before the voting.

I joined December 26th of 2006. Voting for n00b 2006 had already begun, several long time posters accused me of being a mult, Endelt mostly, I then went on to post 10,000 times in 2007. It has to be one of the most lopsided voting wins in the history of voting, not as lopsided as the Gore/Bush presidential voting mind you, but a good solid second most lopsided. Maybe it's just time to get over it.....

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:12 AM
k

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:13 AM
I joined December 26th of 2006. Voting for n00b 2006 had already begun, several long time posters accused me of being a mult, Endelt mostly, I then went on to post 10,000 times in 2007. It has to be one of the most lopsided voting wins in the history of voting, not as lopsided as the Gore/Bush presidential voting mind you, but a good solid second most lopsided. Maybe it's just time to get over it.....

Right, because I wasn't in the running for n00b of the year for 2007. Not sure if I was even nominated for 2006.

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:17 AM
I wrote fucking poems too. I even dedicated one to you.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=154503


I laugh at your poem, no really - I chuckled but not out of spite. It brought me humor and joy. HOWEVER, I made a whole thread dedicated to poems and short stories...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157170

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:19 AM
I laugh at your poem, no really - I chuckled but not out of spite. It brought me humor and joy. HOWEVER, I made a whole thread dedicated to poems and short stories...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157170



And nobody, not even Bob Dole, would dare to burn any hat I wear!

Ah - ha! I'm better than you!


ROFL

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:19 AM
I laugh at your poem, no really - I chuckled but not out of spite. It brought me humor and joy. HOWEVER, I made a whole thread dedicated to poems and short stories...


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157170

Checkmate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=218246

Fritz88
12-17-2011, 12:20 AM
Lewdog, Caseyguy and bonekrusher are not bad
Posted via Mobile Device

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:22 AM
Checkmate.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=218246

your 168 post thread checkmated my 246 post thread on poems and short stories? What am I doing wrong? Where's skip, now that I really need his Micky to my Rocky?

Lumpy
12-17-2011, 12:24 AM
Secure your sperm container, you pathetic, piteous, pole-puffing, pigeon piddler.

FAX

Fax turns to Danesque belligerent rambling? Has there been an influx of locusts lately?

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:25 AM
Buck, I feel like we just hijacked this thread. :toast: If only there was an anti-hijacking thread to go to and continue our dick measuring where we would not be distracting or bothersome to other well meaning posters......

If only.....


:hmmm:

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:25 AM
Buck, I feel like we just hijacked this thread. :toast: If only there was an anti-hijacking thread to go to and continue our dick measuring where we would not be distracting or bothersome to other well meaning posters......

If only.....


:hmmm:

Anti-hijack thread you say?

Doubt it.

Kyle DeLexus
12-17-2011, 12:26 AM
To the Cloud!

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:27 AM
Anti-hijack thread you say?

Doubt it.

yeah, it wasn't very successful. Everyone still loves a good thread-jacking

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:28 AM
To the Cloud!

I still don't know what the fuck this means.

Is the cloud basically some super hard drive that you can connect to through the internet? That's what it sounds like to me when people explain it.

BossChief
12-17-2011, 12:35 AM
To the Cloud!

fuck that, use dropbox.

A billionaire CP member developed it!

USE IT.

I would, but I dont really have any practical uses for it.

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:35 AM
I still don't know what the fuck this means.

Is the cloud basically some super hard drive that you can connect to through the internet? That's what it sounds like to me when people explain it.


Mike Cloud? :shrug:

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 12:38 AM
If there's anyone that's ever been deserving of the King of the N00bs title, it is none other than

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:39 AM
If there's anyone that's ever been deserving of the King of the N00bs title, it is none other than

clearly

Shogun
12-17-2011, 12:39 AM
fuck that, use dropbox.

A billionaire CP member developed it!

USE IT.

I would, but I dont really have any practical uses for it.

Porn on the Go

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:51 AM
If there's anyone that's ever been deserving of the King of the N00bs title, it is none other than

you are clearly a mult

crazycoffey
12-17-2011, 12:53 AM
you are clearly a mult

Clearly...


Wait, what?

Why?

Is it the N00b spelling? I don't get it...
Are you a mult?

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:54 AM
Clearly...


Wait, what?

Why?

Is it the N00b spelling? I don't get it...
Are you a mult?

It's a n00b who thinks nobody deserves it.

My money is on Kotter.

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 12:54 AM
you are clearly a mult

Definitely not. I'm so n00btastic, I don't know what a mult even is.

...scratch that. I do know. And I most certainly am not one.

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:55 AM
Definitely not. I'm so n00btastic, I don't know what a mult even is.

...scratch that. I do know. And I most certainly am not one.

That's exactly what a mult would say.

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 12:57 AM
That's exactly what a mult would say.

Hmmm . . . how I exprain this so as to avoid the cyclical argument?

Buck
12-17-2011, 12:58 AM
Can't do it. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Welcome back to CP.

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 01:00 AM
Can't do it. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Welcome back to CP.

Damned indeed. Honestly and truthfully though, I am not a mult. Nixon style.

Kyle DeLexus
12-17-2011, 01:00 AM
Hmmm . . . how I exprain this so as to avoid the cyclical argument?

Well played Mr. Kotter.....very well played.

Buck
12-17-2011, 01:02 AM
Damned indeed. Honestly and truthfully though, I am not a mult. Nixon style.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QVS3WNt7yRU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 01:03 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QVS3WNt7yRU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Lol I was just about to say, these are either Welcome Back, Kotter references, or I don't have a fucking clue what's going on.

Buck
12-17-2011, 01:04 AM
Don't fucking deny it, Kotter.

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 01:05 AM
I'm sure a mod can attest to my n00bnes. I've spoken with DaFace briefly about some personal things, and it should be pretty clear I'm a newcomer here.

Kyle DeLexus
12-17-2011, 01:05 AM
Kotter is being one cheeky bastard.

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 01:05 AM
That rhymed. Alrighty.

Buck
12-17-2011, 01:06 AM
DaFace is fucking in on it.

I won't believe one god damned word that fucking Anal Leaking mother fucker ever has to say again after the mult incident of 2007.

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 01:08 AM
DaFace is ****ing in on it.

I won't believe one god damned word that ****ing Anal Leaking mother ****er ever has to say again after the mult incident of 2007.

...of which I have no knowledge, as I joined CP earlier this year. Sure, I trolled a bit before joining, reading posts and laughing at people behind the comfort of my computer screen, but that's as far back as it goes, guy.

Kyle DeLexus
12-17-2011, 01:08 AM
It's clear that you have paid DaFace for his silence. I think we should ask SimplyRed since he knows Kotter mults better than anyone.

SuperChief
12-17-2011, 01:09 AM
Ask away, Brosef Stalin.

Buck
12-17-2011, 01:13 AM
...of which I have no knowledge, as I joined CP earlier this year. Sure, I trolled a bit before joining, reading posts and laughing at people behind the comfort of my computer screen, but that's as far back as it goes, guy.

Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm laughing at you not with you.

Buck
12-17-2011, 01:13 AM
It's clear that you have paid DaFace for his silence. I think we should ask SimplyRed since he knows Kotter mults better than anyone.

I'll call SR tomorrow to ask.

Buck
12-17-2011, 01:15 AM
Hey Kotter,

Why did you choose the name SuperChief?

SPchief
12-17-2011, 02:10 AM
Holy shit this is the funniest thing I've ever read and I'm laughing at you not with you.

Thief

Buck
12-17-2011, 02:11 AM
Thief

What?

SPchief
12-17-2011, 02:14 AM
Hey Kotter,

Why did you choose the name SuperChief?

Because he's suupper awsthomeTinkyWinky

KurtCobain
12-17-2011, 02:18 AM
Super is no mult. and i'll dick down whoever fucks with him.
Posted via Mobile Device

Buck
12-17-2011, 02:32 AM
Super is no mult. and i'll dick down whoever fucks with him.
Posted via Mobile Device

Come the fuck at me.

lcarus
12-17-2011, 03:43 AM
I'm still too much of a noob to vote for other noobs

FAX
12-17-2011, 04:10 AM
Fax turns to Danesque belligerent rambling? Has there been an influx of locusts lately?

I went evil there for a minute, Ms. Lumpy.

Sorry.

FAX

Bill Parcells
12-17-2011, 05:15 AM
(BURP)