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QuikSsurfer
12-19-2011, 03:49 PM
Reports are that his body was found in Finland. He was 49.

Will update with link when I have it.

SuperChief
12-19-2011, 03:50 PM
Finally.

ChiefsandO'sfan
12-19-2011, 03:51 PM
http://www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jovi-dead-died-december-2011-rip-death-rumor-hoax/


Jon Bon Jovi

5:34 pm, December 19th, 2011







(GettyImages.com)

Jon Bon Jovi is the victim of a death hoax.

According to a fake story being spread on Twitter, the rock star was found “in a coma” at a hotel in New Jersey and taken to a hospital, where he supposedly “suffered cardiac arrest.”

It is 100% fake.

Bon Jovi is NOT dead.

He’s alive and well.

SPchief
12-19-2011, 03:51 PM
Living on a prayer

kstater
12-19-2011, 03:51 PM
http://www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jov...th-rumor-hoax/ (http://www.gossipcop.com/jon-bon-jovi-dead-died-december-2011-rip-death-rumor-hoax/)

Living on a Prayer

Bane
12-19-2011, 03:51 PM
Just in case


Well....Bye....

SuperChief
12-19-2011, 03:51 PM
Fuck beans.

eazyb81
12-19-2011, 03:52 PM
Am I evil because I was a little disappointed this was only a hoax?

QuikSsurfer
12-19-2011, 03:52 PM
SHIT!!!

Iowanian
12-19-2011, 03:52 PM
Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

SLAG
12-19-2011, 03:52 PM
You give death a bad name

Saul Good
12-19-2011, 03:53 PM
Wasn't there a fake rumor that he died about 20 years ago, too?

Blindside58
12-19-2011, 03:53 PM
So which is it "Dead or Alive?"...

SuperChief
12-19-2011, 03:54 PM
Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

LMAOLMAO Best one yet.

MTG#10
12-19-2011, 03:54 PM
So is John Goodman

SPchief
12-19-2011, 03:54 PM
Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

Lock it down.

Johnny Vegas
12-19-2011, 03:54 PM
slippery when dead

eazyb81
12-19-2011, 03:55 PM
One hoax down for good.

But one thing that we all still know is true is CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS.

It cannot be argued that one time CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS.

Iowanian
12-19-2011, 03:55 PM
So which is it "Dead or Alive?"...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTED!!![/Iowanian Sambora]

SuperChief
12-19-2011, 03:55 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Szjv8DjD1rE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

lolz

Iowanian
12-19-2011, 03:56 PM
These 5 words I swear to you, no part of this hoax is true

Ceej
12-19-2011, 03:56 PM
Blasphemy! Ban!

QuikSsurfer
12-19-2011, 03:56 PM
ROFL ROFL

QuikSsurfer
12-19-2011, 03:57 PM
Blasphemy! Ban!

It's my liiiiiiife!!!!!

QuikSsurfer
12-19-2011, 03:57 PM
Preliminary reports are he was Shot through the heart, and you're too blame, because you give luv a bad name.

LMAO

Iowanian
12-19-2011, 03:57 PM
Tomorrow on Twitter!


"Def Leopard drummer loses arm, will drum for next concert using his wedding tackle only!"

Bane
12-19-2011, 03:58 PM
Guess he will be there for you.

SuperChief
12-19-2011, 03:58 PM
Tomorrow on Twitter!


"Def Leopard drummer loses arm, will drum for next concert using his wedding tackle only!"

Now they have to change the joke to, "What has 6 arms and sucks?"

Def Lep.

vailpass
12-19-2011, 03:58 PM
Shit. Did he die in the same car wreck that killed Nicky Minaj?

Bwana
12-19-2011, 04:07 PM
Fixed (At least until he really is taking a dirt nap.)

Oh and John Goodman sends his best!

http://www.nndb.com/people/602/000023533/John_Goodman.jpg

whoman69
12-19-2011, 04:23 PM
If it was Axel Rose then it would be totally believable.

scho63
12-19-2011, 04:27 PM
The only thing that won't die is this stupid rumor......

htismaqe
12-19-2011, 04:28 PM
These 5 words I swear to you, no part of this hoax is true

When you're dead, Twitter will be there for you...

Munson
12-19-2011, 04:35 PM
He probably took some Bad Medicine and went out in a Blaze of Glory.

Phobia
12-19-2011, 04:41 PM
Just before he died, he tweeted to Tebow, "Lay your hands on me". He was discovered lying on a bed of roses.

RJ
12-19-2011, 04:44 PM
If he's dead then how did he get from New Jersey all the way to Finland?

Phobia
12-19-2011, 04:45 PM
He was beaten to death by a gang of Chiefs fan thugs after the Jets game last week.

mesmith31
12-19-2011, 05:05 PM
Until he's six feet under, Jon don't need a bed. He will live while he's alive and sleep when he's dead.

LiveSteam
12-19-2011, 05:09 PM
Jon Bon Jovi is (NOT) Dead




Thanks for wrecking my day

LiveSteam
12-19-2011, 05:10 PM
He probably took some Bad Medicine and went out in a Blaze of Glory.

Nice LMAO

JASONSAUTO
12-19-2011, 05:57 PM
At least we have some good material for when he does die.
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Deberg_1990
12-19-2011, 06:01 PM
Its his life.....its now or never...he didnt want to live forever.....

Okie_Apparition
12-19-2011, 06:06 PM
I just saw him in a vampire hunter flick
he should be dead

Shogun
12-19-2011, 06:08 PM
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20111119//reg_425.jonbon.cm.121911.jpg

Now Ive never been to New Jersey, but im sure it looks more like Hell.

Bwana
12-19-2011, 06:10 PM
Now Ive never been to New Jersey, but im sure it looks more like Hell.

I have and you're right.

kstater
12-19-2011, 06:13 PM
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20111119//reg_425.jonbon.cm.121911.jpg

Now Ive never been to New Jersey, but im sure it looks more like Hell.

Photoshopped. Notice the white paper against the black background. Makes it easy to put whatever date needed.

Bwana
12-19-2011, 06:16 PM
Photoshopped. Notice the white paper against the black background. Makes it easy to put whatever date needed.

Oh shit! Oh Nooooooooooooos! You mean he really is dead? :eek:

QuikSsurfer
12-19-2011, 06:41 PM
Oh shit! Oh Nooooooooooooos! You mean he really is dead? :eek:
Confirmed photoshop.
Please update my thread title.

Bwana
12-19-2011, 06:45 PM
Confirmed photoshop.
Please update my thread title.

LMAO

Show me a body, or IT LIVES!