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JOhn
12-19-2011, 05:28 PM
Help Me caption this picture, trying to win free ski pass from local radio station.

crispystl420
12-19-2011, 05:32 PM
That can't be fucking real!

kstater
12-19-2011, 05:33 PM
"I'm a pillowbiter, this thing next to me has a dick"

Baconeater
12-19-2011, 05:36 PM
"I'm a pillowbiter, this thing next to me has a dick"
:eek:

La literatura
12-19-2011, 05:37 PM
Although his apple fall far from the tree, little Fido still wasn't satisfied.

Bwana
12-19-2011, 05:38 PM
That can't be ****ing real!

Yes, it can! :eek:

headsnap
12-19-2011, 05:38 PM
The Bitch made me do it.

crispystl420
12-19-2011, 05:39 PM
What a poor pussy whipped bastard.

JOhn
12-19-2011, 05:39 PM
Yes, it can! :eek:

Lol
Hoping to win passes to Sleeping Giant.

Earthling
12-19-2011, 05:40 PM
After finding nothing but cookie crumbs left on the plate Santa begins the process of turning Ted, Mary, and baby Alice into dogs and reindeer's.

Pestilence
12-19-2011, 05:45 PM
"As he stares blankly at the camera, John thinks back to the days before he was married. A time when he still had his balls."

Tribal Warfare
12-19-2011, 05:48 PM
guy on the right " I just killed and a postal service worker while on the white horse, MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY YULE TIDE ASSHOLES."

Bwana
12-19-2011, 05:49 PM
Lol
Hoping to win passes to Sleeping Giant.

Nice!

Rain Man
12-19-2011, 05:51 PM
"We know who wants to play Prancer in the Christmas play."

Okie_Apparition
12-19-2011, 05:52 PM
I know he didn't do it to get some
She can't respect him enough now to allow it

Bwana
12-19-2011, 05:56 PM
Christmas, you're doing it wrong.

KCBOSS1
12-19-2011, 05:57 PM
"I'm a pillowbiter, this thing next to me has a dick"

You gotta do better.... By the way we're going to beat ur arse in the Cotton Bowl.... :D

Rain Man
12-19-2011, 05:58 PM
Sparky later ran to the shelter and begged to be euthanized.

Willie Lanier
12-19-2011, 06:04 PM
"I've been dead on the inside for a while now... Please KILL ME"

headsnap
12-19-2011, 06:06 PM
Sleigh whips hurt, are you listening,
Don the sweater, cameras' waiting
A beautiful sight,
We're HAPPY tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.
NOW SMILE FOR THE CAMERA ASSHOLE!!!

Valiant
12-19-2011, 06:09 PM
I am still not Mecca...

Okie_Apparition
12-19-2011, 06:10 PM
That looks like the alien dog from the Men in Black movie

Zebedee DuBois
12-19-2011, 06:10 PM
Amazing proof that, despite a population of 6 billion, it is possible to find the person that is your perfect match.

scho63
12-19-2011, 06:13 PM
"Mary had a little lamb,
his balls small as peas,
Anything that Mary said,
the twink said 'yes' to please."

Bwana
12-19-2011, 06:22 PM
After a 2nd look that picture gets even more disturbing. Check out the look on the dogs face, he looks frightened. Could that be that's because Gaylords right hand is touching something it shouldn't be?

Bane
12-19-2011, 06:25 PM
Mommy likes my pecker!

headsnap
12-19-2011, 06:26 PM
After a 2nd look that picture gets even more disturbing. Check out the look on the dogs face, he looks frightened. Could that be that's because Gaylords right hand is touching something it shouldn't be?

he is holding the bitch like a bowling ball... :eek:

Bwana
12-19-2011, 06:30 PM
he is holding the bitch like a bowling ball... :eek:

That would indeed explain "the terrified look." LMAO

whoman69
12-19-2011, 06:41 PM
I have to do what to be an actual dad?

Otter
12-19-2011, 06:42 PM
That would indeed explain "the terrified look." LMAO

All that picture needs is evil clown.

Bwana
12-19-2011, 06:44 PM
All that picture needs is evil clown.

The dude in the picture is damn close.

headsnap
12-19-2011, 06:46 PM
Help me!!! They put peanut butter in strange places and make me lick it...

GloryDayz
12-19-2011, 06:50 PM
"You Can't Pick Your Parents!!!"

Otter
12-19-2011, 06:53 PM
Yeeeh for giving myself nightmares! I'm done for the night.

Stryker
12-19-2011, 07:43 PM
Yeeeh for giving myself nightmares! I'm done for the night.

Can you take the clown out and have the alien bursting through his chest like Kane in the first Alien? A face hugger on the bitch beside him perhaps?

whosyou
12-19-2011, 07:59 PM
Stephen King's brother, in a new kind of thriller, PUSSY Whipped With Wiener Dogs!

Contrarian
12-19-2011, 08:13 PM
That is one ugly baby! I thought ugly people were supposed to have cute kids.

DMAC
12-19-2011, 08:14 PM
If I do this, will you let me keep my beard?

Red Beans
12-19-2011, 08:39 PM
Sandauschndy!

Canofbier
12-19-2011, 08:42 PM
"After generations of inbreeding, fate had finally caught up with the Johnson family. Fortunately, the siblings were too mentally handicapped to care."

The Iron Chief
12-19-2011, 08:53 PM
Well "Sis" maybe this christmas photo/card will prove how happy we are together and Dad and Aunt Karen can begin to forgive us.

Dayze
12-20-2011, 08:29 AM
Jack Black, circa 1989

loochy
12-20-2011, 08:31 AM
"Baby, I told you to quit sticking your finger in there."

Nickel D
12-20-2011, 08:36 AM
Gal: "Me so whore-nee!"

Dude: "This is what happens when ya @!$# my blonde-haired BITCH!!"

Dog: "He's got his fingers up my ass."

Baby Lee
12-20-2011, 09:03 AM
There has to be something funny about how much that dude looks like the Burger King mask.

Workin' on it.

KCUnited
12-20-2011, 09:09 AM
Chet's nuts resting in his wife's purse.

bevischief
12-20-2011, 09:14 AM
You are doing it wrong.

bevischief
12-20-2011, 09:15 AM
Don't be like this guy.

Gonzo
12-20-2011, 09:17 AM
I think Martinez will throw for 4,000 next year. He's Heisman material!

GO BIG RED!

MoreLemonPledge
12-20-2011, 09:33 AM
"Just let her enjoy one more Christmas. Next year we'll tell her she's adopted."

bevischief
12-20-2011, 10:00 AM
Tebow's brother in-law.

arrwheader
12-20-2011, 10:31 AM
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!!!!! IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD!!!

arrwheader
12-20-2011, 10:39 AM
" Yea with this photo cover theres no way they can tie me in with sandusky"

burt
12-20-2011, 10:59 AM
Sparky realised that he, in fact, was adopted and NOT a red reindeer.

bevischief
12-20-2011, 11:13 AM
This is what happens when you join a cult.

gblowfish
12-20-2011, 11:13 AM
After the picture is taken, the Ned Flanders family all wipe their butts across the rug....

bevischief
12-20-2011, 11:14 AM
This what happens when you move to Arkansas.