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BigRedChief
12-19-2011, 10:16 PM
EDIT: POLL ENDS AT MIDNIGHT 12:01 am on CHRISTMAS EVE

The Academy is proud to sponser this years edition of the crowning of the 2011 King of the Noobs!

You can campaign, bribe, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote. Any attempt to create n00b accounts to rig the vote will result in disqualification for the candidate.

The candidate who recieves the most votes in the public poll is crowned the
King of the N00bs!

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

Daface's 2011 "Hey, this n00b doesn't suck" thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249663&highlight=2011+king+of+the+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=249663&highlight=2011+king+of+the+noobs)

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010)

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010)

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488 (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488)

Previous honorees:
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Write-in votes:
Backward Masking:

Known Bribes:
BRC: Positive rep for all votes for Bonekrusher

SPChief: Any vote for Setsuna and ThatGuy gets a neg rep from me.

KurtCobain: anyone who votes superchief or rocknrolla contact me and ill text you female nudes.

Shogun
12-19-2011, 10:17 PM
in b4 pole

SPchief
12-19-2011, 10:18 PM
Let the douchebaggery begin!

KurtCobain
12-19-2011, 10:20 PM
anyone who votes superchief or rocknrolla contact me and ill text you female nudes.
Posted via Mobile Device

BryanBusby
12-19-2011, 10:21 PM
Vote is not valid if this isn't the winner by default.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8172815&postcount=6

Kyle DeLexus
12-19-2011, 10:25 PM
What happened to Frankie's Mom?!?

Baconeater
12-19-2011, 10:28 PM
I thought ThatGuy was Dottefan.

BigRedChief
12-19-2011, 10:29 PM
I thought ThatGuy was Dottefan.this list was vetted by the mods.

Shogun
12-19-2011, 10:30 PM
Add " the new server " and im in

FAX
12-19-2011, 10:37 PM
... leaning heavily toward the "no N00b (sp?) is worthy" option this year.

FAX

SPchief
12-19-2011, 10:39 PM
Any vote for Setsuna and ThatGuy gets a neg rep from me.

Backwards Masking
12-19-2011, 10:39 PM
why aren't i on there

what the hell?

SPchief
12-19-2011, 10:40 PM
... leaning heavily toward the "no N00b (sp?) is worthy" option this year.

FAX

I think there are 2 maybe 3 viable canidates worthy. Not so much for their comedic value, but more for their actual insights on sports.

FAX
12-19-2011, 10:41 PM
why aren't i on there

what the hell?

Yeah ... I was wondering that myself.

Are you a mult, Mr. Backwards Masking?

FAX

SPchief
12-19-2011, 10:42 PM
why aren't i on there

what the hell?

I'm pretty sure I nominated you. Unless the mods deemed you a mult.

Backwards Masking
12-19-2011, 10:42 PM
Yeah ... I was wondering that myself.

Are you a mult, Mr. Backwards Masking?

FAX

no i have been vigorously investigated by the mods by request on numerous occasions and have come up clean every time.

BigRedChief
12-19-2011, 10:43 PM
... leaning heavily toward the "no N00b (sp?) is worthy" option this year.

FAXBoneKrusher is a worthy King. He helps people on the board. A passionate fan and has some football knowledge.

Baconeater
12-19-2011, 10:43 PM
no i have been vigorously investigated by the mods by request on numerous occasions and have come up clean every time.
Huh. You probably failed the drug screen.

Backwards Masking
12-19-2011, 10:44 PM
Huh. You probably failed the drug screen.

i would think that test would have disqualified several past winners

BigRedChief
12-19-2011, 10:47 PM
no i have been vigorously investigated by the mods by request on numerous occasions and have come up clean every time.I left you off by mistake. But your claims of coming up clean every time is not an accuarte potrayal of your potential innonence.

I will keep track of any votes for you in the opening post.

Backwards Masking
12-19-2011, 10:52 PM
I left you off by mistake.

But your claims of coming up clean every time is not an accuarte potrayal of your potential innonence.

I will keep track of any votes for you in the opening post.

I could have sworn I was on the list the other day.

That's true, I could be a badass mastermind hacker. or just a hack, heh.

Shogun
12-19-2011, 10:53 PM
so who are the n00bs worth voting for, really?

BigRedChief
12-19-2011, 10:55 PM
so who are the n00bs worth voting for, really?I'm solidy on the BoneKrusher bandwagon. No bribes needed.

whosyou
12-19-2011, 11:01 PM
I qualify too. Not a mult but I was reincarnated.

Backwards Masking
12-19-2011, 11:02 PM
I qualify too. Not a mult but I was reincarnated.

you aren't the ballot either?

what the hell?

whosyou
12-19-2011, 11:03 PM
you aren't the ballot either?

what the hell?

haters gon hate. LEON CANT DO EVERYTHING

Shogun
12-19-2011, 11:04 PM
I vote nobody, because i cant remember anything any of them has said. Don't want to waste my vote on something I cant remember, or something.

Kyle DeLexus
12-19-2011, 11:10 PM
I vote nobody, because i cant remember anything any of them has said. Don't want to waste my vote on something I cant remember, or something.

That's when you don't vote and wait for the major bribes to roll in.

BigRedChief
12-19-2011, 11:14 PM
That's when you don't vote and wait for the major bribes to roll in.Fucking n00b's! :facepalm:

lewdog
12-19-2011, 11:15 PM
I have a girlfriend and she has boobs!

Phobia
12-19-2011, 11:23 PM
I added backwards masking, whatever that means, to the poll.

Setsuna
12-19-2011, 11:26 PM
Lewdog should win it. But I would like to take 2nd place please. Make it happen!

Setsuna
12-19-2011, 11:28 PM
Any vote for Setsuna and ThatGuy gets a neg rep from me.

Dude, I'm sorry I nailed your wife/gf/sister/mom. They enjoyed it. Get over it.

ThatRaceCardGuy
12-19-2011, 11:47 PM
Dude, I'm sorry I nailed your wife/gf/sister/mom. They enjoyed it. Get over it.

He hates us because of our awesomeness

Fritz88
12-20-2011, 12:12 AM
Where is ChiefsandOsfan? Isn't he a n00b?
Posted via Mobile Device

NJChiefsFan
12-20-2011, 01:13 AM
... leaning heavily toward the "no N00b (sp?) is worthy" option this year.

FAX

Coming from you, that really stings.

SuperChief
12-20-2011, 01:23 AM
So how many bribes do I accept before I win?

EDIT: I guess I got it all wrong. How many bribes do I turn down before I win?

SuperChief
12-20-2011, 01:27 AM
In talks with these gents for advertising/commercial representation. Campaign underway, etc.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C7WeZbRbxwg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 07:57 AM
if i win i promise to make Mark Castle sigs for everyone.

bevischief
12-20-2011, 08:02 AM
BoneKrusher is a worthy King. He helps people on the board. A passionate fan and has some football knowledge.

yep.

bevischief
12-20-2011, 08:05 AM
I waiting to vote till the bribes get good.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 08:06 AM
I waiting to vote till the bribes get good.

i take it you don't want a Mark Castle sig then?

crazycoffey
12-20-2011, 08:07 AM
Dude, I'm sorry I nailed your wife/gf/sister/mom. They enjoyed it. Get over it.

He hates us because of our awesomeness


you two remind me of the two dudes from Sex Drive.

crazycoffey
12-20-2011, 08:10 AM
anyone who votes superchief or rocknrolla contact me and ill text you female nudes.
Posted via Mobile Device

What female? random pics from topless honeys dot com I can find on my own.

Any vote for Setsuna and ThatGuy gets a neg rep from me.


Hmm, I was going to ask why, then I read a few of their posts....

ReynardMuldrake
12-20-2011, 08:19 AM
Bonekrusher and NJ are both worthy IMO, NJ has been a good poster and has brought some intelligent discussion.

Rausch
12-20-2011, 08:19 AM
No clue who the fuck any of these people are...

seclark
12-20-2011, 08:24 AM
No clue who the **** any of these people are...

i usually don't agree w/you, but...;)
sec

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 08:31 AM
could i bribe any of you voters with a Todd Pioli avatar?

Ace Gunner
12-20-2011, 08:31 AM
vote for me and you'll really piss the milkman off. we all like to do that.

Mr. Plow
12-20-2011, 08:32 AM
Which one is a KU fan?

KurtCobain
12-20-2011, 09:01 AM
Rep for SUPERCHIEF VOTES. Also casino cash.

Lumpy
12-20-2011, 10:31 AM
Rep for SUPERCHIEF VOTES. Also casino cash.

I'll take the rep, but no need for CC. :)

boogblaster
12-20-2011, 10:37 AM
i voted fo rocknrolla .. just because i liked the name ......

Dicky McElephant
12-20-2011, 10:39 AM
Anyone want to buy my vote?

I'm now open to bribery. You want me on your team.

Graystoke
12-20-2011, 10:44 AM
Fucking N00bs!

Kyle DeLexus
12-20-2011, 10:46 AM
Anyone want to buy my vote?

I'm not open to bribery. You want me on your team.

Dear n00bs,

You want Pestilence on your team. It seems his candidate always ends up in the top 2.

lewdog
12-20-2011, 10:49 AM
I seems I am out of it. BoneKrusher is the clear favorite and some guy named "No N00b is worthy this year" is in 2nd.

bevischief
12-20-2011, 10:52 AM
I have only heard of 3 of these noobs.

DaKCMan AP
12-20-2011, 11:25 AM
He hates us because of our awesomeness

Psh.. please.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-20-2011, 11:46 AM
NJChiefsfan is a damned good poster. He offered up a lot of quality posts during the playoffs in the Cardinals thread.

Lzen
12-20-2011, 11:54 AM
I seems I am out of it. BoneKrusher is the clear favorite and some guy named "No N00b is worthy this year" is in 2nd.

I will say that you partially redeemed yourself with this post.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8222696&postcount=309

:thumb:

Fritz88
12-20-2011, 11:57 AM
Why is this guy not here?

ChiefsandO'sfan

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17481

luv
12-20-2011, 11:58 AM
Why is this guy not here?

ChiefsandO'sfan

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=17481

Reincarnation. Not a n00b.

Fumblerooski
12-20-2011, 12:01 PM
Where's the "No Bribe Is Worthy This Year" choice? I knew I'd lose last year when the pole was set, I knew I'd lose bad when Shogun votes resulted in his Ex-GF's nudes.. Reading back, Bosschief was getting folks drunk on his tab...

2009: Booze
2010: Boobs
2011: BRC Rep

These bribes have lost their burst...

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 12:31 PM
here's you guys a hottie:
http://i42.tinypic.com/vcz7gp.jpg

KurtCobain
12-20-2011, 12:42 PM
vote for SUPERCHIEF !!!!!
Here's my official bribe :

nude pics of i girl i know, some veeeeery explicit


a bunch of reps all through january and febuary



100k casino cash
Posted via Mobile Device

burt
12-20-2011, 12:45 PM
anyone who votes superchief or rocknrolla contact me and ill text you female nudes.
Posted via Mobile Device

Damn. Saw this just after I voted. And I bet they were Lumpy pics......:facepalm:

Rausch
12-20-2011, 12:46 PM
here's you guys a hottie:
http://i42.tinypic.com/vcz7gp.jpg

I'd vote for him...

gblowfish
12-20-2011, 12:46 PM
Stupid nOObs. Where's Skip Towne when you need him?

burt
12-20-2011, 12:47 PM
vote for SUPERCHIEF !!!!!


nude pics of i girl i know, some veeeeery explicit


Posted via Mobile Device

And if I am forgiven, just pm these!

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 12:49 PM
I'd vote for him...

thanks. LMAO
that pic was taken on a bad day. ;)

Mr. Plow
12-20-2011, 12:50 PM
vote for SUPERCHIEF !!!!!
Here's my official bribe :

nude pics of i girl i know, some veeeeery explicit


a bunch of reps all through january and febuary



100k casino cash
Posted via Mobile Device

I'll need to see the pics first.

Kyle DeLexus
12-20-2011, 12:54 PM
Where's the "No Bribe Is Worthy This Year" choice? I knew I'd lose last year when the pole was set, I knew I'd lose bad when Shogun votes resulted in his Ex-GF's nudes.. Reading back, Bosschief was making false promises on getting folks drunk on his tab...

2009: Booze
2010: Boobs
2011: BRC Rep

These bribes have lost their burst...

FYP

Fumblerooski
12-20-2011, 01:06 PM
FYP

The Delivery of said bribes are not the issue... The issue is that (and maybe I just missed it) is that there isn't 1 n00b offering anything themselves...

lewdog
12-20-2011, 01:06 PM
vote for SUPERCHIEF !!!!!
Here's my official bribe :

nude pics of i girl i know, some veeeeery explicit


a bunch of reps all through january and febuary



100k casino cash
Posted via Mobile Device

I am totally in for this and will give him my vote if provided the above.

redhed
12-20-2011, 01:07 PM
BoneKrusher gets my vote. The DT sig sealed the deal. Very nice.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 01:08 PM
The Delivery of said bribes are not the issue... The issue is that (and maybe I just missed it) is that there isn't 1 n00b offering anything themselves...

Hello
i offered to make anyone that voted for me a Mark Castle or Todd Pioli sig.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 01:09 PM
BoneKrusher gets my vote. The DT sig sealed the deal. Very nice.

Thanks + Rep.

burt
12-20-2011, 01:09 PM
thanks. LMAO
that pic was taken on a bad day. ;)

You do look good in green.

KurtCobain
12-20-2011, 01:10 PM
To answer Pms....

It's not a girl I've showed anyone before.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 01:18 PM
You do look good in green.

LMAO

burt
12-20-2011, 01:19 PM
To answer Pms....

It's not a girl I've showed anyone before.

Hell, I am 51, you can pm any of them to me! Old and desperate is just no way to be.......

burt
12-20-2011, 01:20 PM
LMAO

Does Kurt have any pics of you nekked?

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 01:22 PM
Does Kurt have any pics of you nekked?

took some but they were so hot they melted the dang camera. LMAO

Kyle DeLexus
12-20-2011, 01:29 PM
I'd like a personal profile of every candidate (including age, race, political party, etc.) so that I can make an informed decision.

Fumblerooski
12-20-2011, 01:29 PM
Hello
i offered to make anyone that voted for me a Mark Castle or Todd Pioli sig.

I stand corrected.. You should win then.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 01:34 PM
I'd like a personal profile of every candidate (including age, race, political party, etc.) so that I can make an informed decision.

cool, here's my info:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/Fifty_Nine_2006/Mexifornia.jpg

Okie_Apparition
12-20-2011, 01:36 PM
I suggest the award be renamed the Bartee/Brown/Sabby

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 01:49 PM
I suggest the award be renamed the Bartee/Brown/Sabby

or
Cassel/Palko/Haley

Kyle DeLexus
12-20-2011, 01:49 PM
cool, here's my info:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/Fifty_Nine_2006/Mexifornia.jpg

so democrat?

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 01:52 PM
so democrat?

yeah for this week.
i tend to bounce back n forth.

Phobia
12-20-2011, 01:59 PM
I haven't had much contact with most of these guys but I'd say of the ones I remember I've been recently impressed with how Lewdog handles himself here. Also, njchiefsfan has stood out despite the generic handle. They're probably all fine candidates though. None has really stood out to be a DB yet and that's a good thing for CP.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 02:01 PM
I stand corrected.. You should win then.

i was just kidding man, i do make sigs tho if anyone's interested.

SuperChief
12-20-2011, 02:09 PM
Bribe: I will love you from the very bottom of my boner if you vote for me and stuff.

My pos rep speaks for itself, folks. Winning.

crazycoffey
12-20-2011, 02:59 PM
I'll take the rep, but no need for CC. :)


I'm not needed?:deevee:

crazycoffey
12-20-2011, 03:01 PM
Where's the "No Bribe Is Worthy This Year" choice? I knew I'd lose last year when the pole was set, I knew I'd lose bad when Shogun votes resulted in his Ex-GF's nudes.. Reading back, Bosschief was getting folks drunk on his tab...

2009: Booze
2010: Boobs
2011: BRC Rep

These bribes have lost their burst...


In 07 I just said I'd post less for more votes....

lewdog
12-20-2011, 03:01 PM
i was just kidding man, i do make sigs tho if anyone's interested.

I will give you my vote for a sig involving my three favorite teams. Montana Grizzlies football, KC Chiefs, and KC Royals.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 03:04 PM
I will give you my vote for a sig involving my three favorite teams. Montana Grizzlies football, KC Chiefs, and KC Royals.

i can do that.

crazycoffey
12-20-2011, 03:05 PM
Are any of them women N00bs?

Johnny Vegas
12-20-2011, 03:05 PM
I shoulda been the winner in 2008

Rams Fan
12-20-2011, 03:11 PM
First off, why isn't Jaric an option?

2nd off, I will give out free positive rep to whoever votes for SuperChief.

Rams Fan
12-20-2011, 03:13 PM
Combined with Shogun, we have over 14,000 posts.

This n00b class doesn't even match that.

Frazod
12-20-2011, 03:15 PM
I like lewdog's avatar. :thumb:

Lumpy
12-20-2011, 03:23 PM
I'm not needed?:deevee:

LMAO

Dexter Manley
12-20-2011, 03:26 PM
I will give you my vote for a sig involving my three favorite teams. Montana Grizzlies football, KC Chiefs, and KC Royals.


Grizzlies eh?

Just make sure you spell it correctly, or coach Carl Weathers will get on your case...


HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 03:52 PM
I will give you my vote for a sig involving my three favorite teams. Montana Grizzlies football, KC Chiefs, and KC Royals.

lewdog, i made you a logo sig of the teams you wanted, hope thats cool.
http://i41.tinypic.com/24whb7q.png

Dicky McElephant
12-20-2011, 03:59 PM
That's not that great.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 04:00 PM
That's not that great.

i know, only took twenty minutes.;)

SuperChief
12-20-2011, 04:16 PM
A vote for me = a song about about french kissing. I'll sing this song to you, word for word (it's around the 1:20 mark).

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hJ_4MZOhGVk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

lewdog
12-20-2011, 04:18 PM
lewdog, i made you a logo sig of the teams you wanted, hope thats cool.
http://i41.tinypic.com/24whb7q.png

i know, only took twenty minutes.;)

You trying to low ball me!!!?

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 04:20 PM
You trying to low ball me!!!?

LMAO
naw man, that Royals logo was hard to work with, its so tall compared to the other two logos.

Phobia
12-20-2011, 04:20 PM
Oh yeah - I remember BoneKrusher from Coalition and WPI now.

SuperChief
12-20-2011, 04:24 PM
Completely honest here - BoneKrusher is an awesome guy. I knew him over at the Coalition as well. He's definitely a great addition over here, not only for his great sig work but also for his football insights. I wouldn't be too upset to lose to a guy like him.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 04:24 PM
Oh yeah - I remember BoneKrusher from Coalition and WPI now.

what was your username at the Coalition?
i went through an old Photobucket account today and found about 20 sigs i made for people there when i first started trying Photoshop.

Thurman Mermans was pretty good for me being a beginner.

Fritz88
12-20-2011, 04:24 PM
Who wants my vote?

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 04:25 PM
I wouldn't be too upset to lose to a guy like him.

likewise man.

lewdog
12-20-2011, 04:25 PM
LMAO
naw man, that Royals logo was hard to work with, its so tall compared to the other two logos.

Hey, looks alright man. Not so big that it is annoying.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 04:25 PM
Who wants my vote?

me

SuperChief
12-20-2011, 04:26 PM
Who wants my vote?

Manifest destiny suggests you hand the vote over heeah.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 04:28 PM
Manifest destiny suggests you hand the vote over heeah.

yeah, i agree.
you deserve it man.

lewdog
12-20-2011, 04:29 PM
You know what is funny? That you put them in the correct order of importance to me. Nice work!!! Voting for you now.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 04:30 PM
Hey, looks alright man. Not so big that it is annoying.

some sites want members to have really small sigs some bigger. i get confused.

SuperChief
12-20-2011, 04:34 PM
yeah, i agree.
you deserve it man.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/did-we-just-become-best-friends-yep.gif

Earthling
12-20-2011, 05:32 PM
Which one has the hot grandma?

BigRedChief
12-20-2011, 07:20 PM
No clue who the fuck any of these people are...I've known BoneKrusher for years on the Coalition website. He has always been cool to me. Made me a custom sig when DJ was drafted.

I vouch for him and he will end up being a much beloved "icon" on ChiefsPlanet. Mark my words.

BigRedChief
12-20-2011, 07:29 PM
Completely honest here - BoneKrusher is an awesome guy. I knew him over at the Coalition as well. He's definitely a great addition over here, not only for his great sig work but also for his football insights. I wouldn't be too upset to lose to a guy like him.THIS!

Thats why I'm staying out of the bribes and junior high hijinks this year. I've known BoneKrusher for years but he's a n00b here. I have no idea what he has done here since he came over from the Coalition but I know what he will bring to the community.

BigRedChief
12-20-2011, 07:35 PM
How do I find a post to rep for the voters for BoneKrusher?

crazycoffey
12-20-2011, 08:07 PM
THIS!

Thats why I'm staying out of the bribes and junior high hijinks this year. I've known BoneKrusher for years but he's a n00b here. I have no idea what he has done here since he came over from the Coalition but I know what he will bring to the community.

endorsement taken under consideration

whosyou
12-20-2011, 08:24 PM
Pole is fail if I'm not on it. I'm the noob of the year, all yall can eat piss.

luv
12-20-2011, 08:48 PM
Pole is fail if I'm not on it. I'm the noob of the year, all yall can eat piss.

You like being on the pole, don't you?

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 09:00 PM
You know what is funny? That you put them in the correct order of importance to me. Nice work!!! Voting for you now.

http://i44.tinypic.com/f6li9.gif

i made a different look sig with your teams just in case you wanted a more sig sized look.

BigRedChief
12-20-2011, 09:04 PM
Pole is fail if I'm not on it. I'm the noob of the year, all yall can eat piss.You like being on a pole? :hmmm:
http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-And_Communist.jpg

whosyou
12-20-2011, 09:14 PM
See, that was totally noob

Smed1065
12-20-2011, 09:15 PM
Not elected because.......

Smed1065
12-20-2011, 09:16 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/f6li9.gif

i made a different look sig with your teams just in case you wanted a more sig sized look.

Huh succups do not win here.

luv
12-20-2011, 09:16 PM
See, that was totally noob

It's n00b, n00b (or whatever you are). You're so full of fail, there's no way you make this poll.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 09:19 PM
Huh succups do not win here.

LMAO

lewdog
12-20-2011, 09:21 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/f6li9.gif

i made a different look sig with your teams just in case you wanted a more sig sized look.

Looks sweet!!! I added it to my sig but I am not sure the gif works when i upload it?

Huh succups do not win here.

Actually i think it does. He got my vote for making me a sig. Boom!

MOhillbilly
12-20-2011, 09:22 PM
Buncha ass kissers.

Smed1065
12-20-2011, 09:24 PM
Buncha ass kissers.

Yes no class but guess you think you are the best here?

Cause I post once in 2 weeks? Or cause I pull own teeth? I am confused.

lewdog
12-20-2011, 09:27 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/f6li9.gif

i made a different look sig with your teams just in case you wanted a more sig sized look.

It says the max of a sig is 48.8 kb and your awesome gif is 84 kb. damn.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 09:28 PM
Looks sweet!!! I added it to my sig but I am not sure the gif works when i upload it?



the gif isnt working.
just copy this link and paist it into your sig block, should work.
http://i44.tinypic.com/f6li9.gif

SPchief
12-20-2011, 09:28 PM
THIS!

Thats why I'm staying out of the bribes and junior high hijinks this year. I've known BoneKrusher for years but he's a n00b here. I have no idea what he has done here since he came over from the Coalition but I know what he will bring to the community.

I said earlier in the thread that there are 2 maybe 3 people that deserve it this year. Hence why I put my bribe as neg rep for 2 people who really don't deserve it.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 09:30 PM
It says the max of a sig is 48.8 kb and your awesome gif is 84 kb. damn.

damn..
i didnt know bout the size limit.

want me to upload the three sigs so you can switch them out from time to time?

lewdog
12-20-2011, 09:32 PM
damn..
i didnt know bout the size limit.

want me to upload the three sigs so you can switch them out from time to time?

No nevermind. Got it! Your last tip worked. Thanks again, glad I could give you my vote. Seems you are a good member of this board.

BoneKrusher
12-20-2011, 09:36 PM
No nevermind. Got it! Your last tip worked. Thanks again, glad I could give you my vote. Seems you are a good member of this board.

no prob man. i just like helping people out.
you didn't have to vote for me for the sig tho man.

crazycoffey
12-20-2011, 09:41 PM
endorsement taken under consideration

LMAO

You like being on a pole?

vote in for BK

whosyou
12-20-2011, 09:51 PM
Vote zolton

MOhillbilly
12-20-2011, 09:59 PM
Yes no class but guess you think you are the best here?

Cause I post once in 2 weeks? Or cause I pull own teeth? I am confused.
I just joined.that club.

Simply Red
12-20-2011, 10:06 PM
no i have been vigorously investigated by the mods by request on numerous occasions and have come up clean every time.

there's about 101 ways to fake out the mods, or have them join you in your trick. Plenty of mults on that list, hence my no vote.

Backwards Masking
12-20-2011, 10:16 PM
there's about 101 ways to fake out the mods, or have them join you in your trick. Plenty of mults on that list, hence my no vote.

sounds like not only is security pretty lax around this place, there are also some crooked mods running the show.

might be a good idea to Clean House. you'll get a yes vote from me in favor of starting that process with you.

Hey Oh!

BigRedChief
12-20-2011, 10:18 PM
there's about 101 ways to fake out the mods, or have them join you in your trick. Plenty of mults on that list, hence my no vote.There are two possible non-100% certain posters on the list. But there is no way that a mod is helping a poster pull one over on us all.

Backwards Masking
12-20-2011, 10:20 PM
But there is no way that a mod is helping a poster pull one over on us all.

sounds pretty paranoid doens't he?

Simply Red
12-20-2011, 10:26 PM
sounds pretty paranoid doens't he?

no, yours 'actually' is the most obvious and has been since you joined.

'Joined?'


PFFFTTTTTT!!!! LMAO

Simply Red
12-20-2011, 10:27 PM
There are two possible non-100% certain posters on the list. But there is no way that a mod is helping a poster pull one over on us all.

oh really - is that why daface has admitted doing that?

Simply Red
12-20-2011, 10:27 PM
& how well do you know Phil? LMAO

Phobia
12-20-2011, 10:56 PM
& how well do you know Phil? LMAO

He knows me well enough to understand that I will rig any poll in my own selfish interests or for a laugh. But when a poll is about super serious business, important stuff of substance, such as n00b of the year; I would never ever allow anything or anybody to soil that process. This is important business around here at the Planet.

tecumseh
12-20-2011, 11:07 PM
Whatever.

BigRedChief
12-20-2011, 11:07 PM
oh really - is that why daface has admitted doing that?

I was talking about this list. Not the entire history of the planet.

BigRedChief
12-20-2011, 11:24 PM
He knows me well enough to understand that I will rig any poll in my own selfish interests or for a laugh. But when a poll is about super serious business, important stuff of substance, such as n00b of the year; I would never ever allow anything or anybody to soil that process. This is important business around here at the Planet.The sarcasm not withstanding, their are some on here that take the n00b poll pretty seriously. If I was suspected of any shenanigans I would be run off the planet on a rail.

Lumpy
12-20-2011, 11:25 PM
Whatever.

:hmmm: We shall name you, Overlooked N00B.

Fumblerooski
12-20-2011, 11:34 PM
i was just kidding man, i do make sigs tho if anyone's interested.

(Me Too....)

Okie_Apparition
12-20-2011, 11:50 PM
Back in my day
We had to spend 5 months & 600 posts in the DC forum before we were allowed in the lounge
What a weak stew of pre-poop anal lube

FAX
12-21-2011, 01:00 AM
I have little time these days to read threads longer than 100 post things.

Prior to my vote, I would just like to know what Mr. BoneKrusher has done to warrant such an extraordinary showing?

FAX

BoneKrusher
12-21-2011, 06:53 AM
I have little time these days to read threads longer than 100 post things.

Prior to my vote, I would just like to know what Mr. BoneKrusher has done to warrant such an extraordinary showing?

FAX
A lot of people probably know me from two other sites.
(Scott Wrights Draft Countdown and Chiefs Coalition) it's the only explaination i have plus I like helping people out, if that's not acceptable here then the mods can delete my votes.

BK

bevischief
12-21-2011, 07:08 AM
THIS!

Thats why I'm staying out of the bribes and junior high hijinks this year. I've known BoneKrusher for years but he's a n00b here. I have no idea what he has done here since he came over from the Coalition but I know what he will bring to the community.

I agree, I have liked several of his posts and he brings something to the discussion.

bevischief
12-21-2011, 07:10 AM
How do I find a post to rep for the voters for BoneKrusher?

I voted for him.

rico
12-21-2011, 02:43 PM
I voted for BoneKrusher..... the only one from the list that actually sticks out to me. Like I can actually read his username and connect him with an original personality and some of the specific posts he has written. Some members seem to blend together to me... they just seem so unoriginal and don't bring anything to the table that is worth distinguishing themselves from others.....not the case with BoneKrusher. My vote was for him and it was an easy one.... being a n00b myself, I am unsure if that really means anything. Just putting it out there.

BigRedChief
12-21-2011, 04:54 PM
I have little time these days to read threads longer than 100 post things.

Prior to my vote, I would just like to know what Mr. BoneKrusher has done to warrant such an extraordinary showing?

FAXFYI
I've known BoneKrusher for years on the Coalition website. He has always been cool to me. Made me a custom sig when DJ was drafted.

I vouch for him and he will end up being a much beloved "icon" on ChiefsPlanet. Mark my words.

THIS!

Thats why I'm staying out of the bribes and junior high hijinks this year. I've known BoneKrusher for years but he's a n00b here. I have no idea what he has done here since he came over from the Coalition but I know what he will bring to the community.

bevischief
12-21-2011, 04:57 PM
WhiteWhale and lewdog are the only ones I have noticed besides BoneKrusher .

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 05:08 PM
FYI

OK I will back BoneKrusher with a large donation of casino cash just to keep this real. The only other candidate I backed was Bosschief and I may as well try to make it 2-0. This election has always been clouded with sillyness and I really see no reason for that to change~

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 05:18 PM
Ok BoneKrusher is set in my book! I was checking out his posts and noticed "RNR" under his avatar. That is funny and the type of fun posting this place needs...another large donation on the way, and I hope he buys the votes he needs to win~

lewdog
12-21-2011, 05:33 PM
BoneKrusher is a fucking badass.....checkout the sig he made me. Boom!

Caseyguyrr
12-21-2011, 05:35 PM
goddammit, no votes for me

Phobia
12-21-2011, 05:38 PM
I wonder if maybe this was a little premature. What if somebody signs up and really blows us away tonight?

BigRedChief
12-21-2011, 05:40 PM
BoneKrusher is a fucking badass.....checkout the sig he made me. Boom!He makes the coolest signatures I've ever seen. :clap:

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 05:43 PM
BoneKrusher is a ****ing badass.....checkout the sig he made me. Boom!

You were my other choice. I have talked to BoneKrusher and he strikes me as good people. Due to your class you will also get some fake money~

lewdog
12-21-2011, 05:46 PM
He makes the coolest signatures I've ever seen. :clap:

Well mine is the coolest but yes, you are correct.

You were my other choice. I have talked to BoneKrusher and he strikes me as good people. Due to you class you will also get some fake money~

I have a newb question. What do I do with this fake money?

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 05:49 PM
Well mine is the coolest but yes, you are correct.



I have a newb question. What do I do with this fake money?

LMAO buy votes son!

BoneKrusher
12-21-2011, 05:51 PM
BRC and lewdog thanks much for the comments on the sigs

and RNR thanks mucho for the Casino Cash.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 05:51 PM
LMAO buy votes son!

Interesting concept. When does this poll close? How much time do I have to make a run?

Phobia
12-21-2011, 05:53 PM
Interesting concept. When does this poll close? How much time do I have to make a run?

Just start bribing people for votes, dude. You're backed financially.

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 05:54 PM
Well mine is the coolest but yes, you are correct.



I have a newb question. What do I do with this fake money?

I backed BoneKrusher with my vote and 5 million more in cash. You seem cool so I tossed you some cash also. However Phobia is the Don of the Planet so it is he who will decide who is made or not~

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 05:55 PM
Interesting concept. When does this poll close? How much time do I have to make a run?

Everything can be uh...bought~

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:00 PM
Everything can be uh...bought~

Yea I can also make a lot of promises that I won't end up keeping. I heard that works too. How do I go about donating this "Casino money." I just looked and couldn't find a way to do it :banghead:

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 06:00 PM
BRC and lewdog thanks much for the comments on the sigs

and RNR thanks mucho for the Casino Cash.

Not a problem at all. You are here for fun and this place can always use good posters~

NJChiefsFan
12-21-2011, 06:07 PM
Losing to BoneKrusher, I can live with that. Losing to no n00b, ouch! I guess my screen name didn't do me any favors either.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:10 PM
Yea I can also make a lot of promises that I won't end up keeping. I heard that works too. How do I go about donating this "Casino money." I just looked and couldn't find a way to do it :banghead:

Drop-down menu. Games/Casino - then all the way at the bottom... transfer cash.

Baconeater
12-21-2011, 06:14 PM
I blew all my casino cash during SurvivorPlanet so my vote is for sale.

Buck
12-21-2011, 06:16 PM
Fucking n00bs. One of em just PM'd me bitching that I didn't vote for them.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:16 PM
I blew all my casino cash during SurvivorPlanet so my vote is for sale.

20,000,000 for a lewdog vote. Do it now.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:17 PM
****ing n00bs. One of em just PM'd me bitching that I didn't vote for them.

Tell us so we can neg-rep him.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:18 PM
I blew all my casino cash during SurvivorPlanet so my vote is for sale.

You're the only asshole who has ever negged me here. Wanna vote for me?

Buck
12-21-2011, 06:19 PM
Tell us so we can neg-rep him.
It was that guy
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20,000,000 for a lewdog vote. Do it now.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:20 PM
****ing n00bs. One of em just PM'd me bitching that I didn't vote for them.

You had it coming Chargers fan. I am just trying to put in work here.

Buck
12-21-2011, 06:20 PM
You're the only asshole who has ever negged me here. Wanna vote for me?

LOL

Good thing you deleted that other post, you're clearly retarded.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:20 PM
It was that guy
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Thanks. I had to give you the neg rep since he's my favoritist for King of the n00bs.

Buck
12-21-2011, 06:21 PM
You're the only asshole who has ever negged me here. Wanna vote for me?

Thanks. I had to give you the neg rep since he's my favoritist for King of the n00bs.

Don't worry, I passed it on to him.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:22 PM
Don't worry, I passed it on to him.

Yea I suppose I earned that one.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:22 PM
LOL

Good thing you deleted that other post, you're clearly retarded.

He is retarded but I like mounting an 11th hour push for an upset. That's the only redeeming quality about popularity contests.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:23 PM
Don't worry, I passed it on to him.

Now he has to delete that post to bugeater.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:24 PM
He is retarded but I like mounting an 11th hour push for an upset. That's the only redeeming quality about popularity contests.

Hey wait....I ain't retarded. :huh:

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:29 PM
All voters for lewdog from this moment forward will earn $20,000,000 casino cash and the ability to dole out a 20% rep reduction (15,000 pts max) to anybody who voted for bonecrusher.

MTG#10
12-21-2011, 06:30 PM
n00bs PM'ing me begging for votes? What has CP come to?

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:31 PM
n00bs PM'ing me begging for votes? What has CP come to?

Nothing like putting in some work to obtain your dreams man. This is America!!!

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:32 PM
n00bs PM'ing me begging for votes? What has CP come to?

Just vote for lewdog and be done with it.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:33 PM
Hey wait....I ain't retarded. :huh:

Just fake like you are. I'm writing this off on my taxes.

MTG#10
12-21-2011, 06:34 PM
I need 1 good reason. And lots of + rep.

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 06:34 PM
All voters for lewdog from this moment forward will earn $20,000,000 casino cash and the ability to dole out a 20% rep reduction (15,000 pts max) to anybody who voted for bonecrusher.

Sorry BoneKrusher I should have warned you! I did vote for you and have only given neg rep once and define irony it was on a Raiders fan for bashing the death of Al Davis. That said if neg rep is sent my way for voting for you I will take a special interest in fucking with that poster~

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:36 PM
I need 1 good reason. And lots of + rep.

Well because I get the sympathy vote because i am retarded. It has already been mentioned. Please follow along.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:36 PM
I need 1 good reason. And lots of + rep.

I'll give you a rep. Jeesh. Like $20,000,000 isn't enough?

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 06:37 PM
Well because I get the sympathy vote because i am retarded. It has already been mentioned. Please follow along.

If you were really retarded you would not have noticed :)

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:38 PM
If you were really retarded you would not have noticed :)

Shit...I aint good at being retarded. Maybe I could get some cues from R8ers.

MTG#10
12-21-2011, 06:38 PM
I'll give you a rep. Jeesh. Like $20,000,000 isn't enough?

I dont want your stinking casino cash :harumph:

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 06:40 PM
Shit...I aint good at being retarded. Maybe I could get some cues from R8ers.

Ouch LMAO R8ers will have something to say I am sure~

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:41 PM
I dont want your stinking casino cash :harumph:

Okay, how about as many neg-reps as I can muster until you vote for lewdog.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:42 PM
Ouch LMAO R8ers will have something to say I am sure~

Nope, he already said the Raiders suck this week and that the Chiefs were going to push their shit in.

MTG#10
12-21-2011, 06:43 PM
Okay, how about as many neg-reps as I can muster until you vote for lewdog.

Go for it. I was kidding about the rep anyway, I have mine turned off if you haven't noticed. Link me a quality post from said n00b and my vote is his.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:45 PM
Go for it. I was kidding about the rep anyway, I have mine turned off if you haven't noticed. Link me a quality post from said n00b and my vote is his.

I too would like to be linked to said quality post I have ever made. On your marks.....get set.....go!

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 06:46 PM
Nope, he already said the Raiders suck this week and that the Chiefs were going to push their shit in.

Well I did not read that and I aint going out like that. The Raiders are struggling and I posted several times on this board that the west was up for grabs and got shit from the suck for Luck crowd. That said this sure as hell aint no gimme game for KC~

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:48 PM
Go for it. I was kidding about the rep anyway, I have mine turned off if you haven't noticed. Link me a quality post from said n00b and my vote is his.

You're probably gonna have to vote for somebody else, I'm afraid.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:48 PM
Well I did not read that and I aint going out like that. The Raiders are struggling and I posted several times on this board that the west was up for grabs and got shit from the suck for Luck crowd. That said this sure as hell aint no gimme game for KC~

If a Chiefs fan ever thinks a Raiders/Chiefs game is a gimmie game, they are idiots. I was just messing, although R8ers was pretty down after that Lions loss.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:49 PM
Strong-arming votes kinda sucks. I'm getting bored.

lewdog
12-21-2011, 06:49 PM
You're probably gonna have to vote for somebody else, I'm afraid.

You should have used your money to back someone more worthy man.

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 06:51 PM
Strong-arming votes kinda sucks. I'm getting bored.

:hmmm: I think my work is done here for a while...;)

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:53 PM
You should have used your money to back someone more worthy man.

I'm a Chiefs fan, dude. If I were programmed to back a winner, I'd be a Steelers fan.

RedNeckRaider
12-21-2011, 06:55 PM
I'm a Chiefs fan, dude. If I were programmed to back a winner, I'd be a Steelers fan.

:clap: LMAO I resemble that post~

Phobia
12-21-2011, 06:59 PM
That was much, much easier. Congratulations, lewdog.

Baconeater
12-21-2011, 07:00 PM
You're the only asshole who has ever negged me here. Wanna vote for me?
Yeah, I need the cash. What can I say, I'm a whore.

crazycoffey
12-21-2011, 07:02 PM
I need casino cash.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 07:04 PM
Vote for lewdog idiots.

Gonzo
12-21-2011, 07:06 PM
I await a bribe.
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BoneKrusher
12-21-2011, 07:06 PM
Vote for lewdog idiots.


can you delete my vote? then i can vote for lewdog

Phobia
12-21-2011, 07:07 PM
I await a bribe.
Posted via Mobile Device

My bribe is well documented. Take it.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 07:09 PM
can you delete my vote? then i can vote for lewdog

No. You voted too early. This is why you don't deserve to be king of n00bs. Always wait for the biggest spenders at the end.

Gonzo
12-21-2011, 07:10 PM
My bribe is well documented. Take it.

What? 20 mil?
Posted via Mobile Device

BoneKrusher
12-21-2011, 07:11 PM
No. You voted too early. This is why you don't deserve to be king of n00bs. Always wait for the biggest spenders at the end.

Dang it.
it's all new to me, live and learn i guess. :banghead:

Baconeater
12-21-2011, 07:13 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qMhrSttafPY/TLizzy6-AHI/AAAAAAAAACc/eCdYbJWmqTM/s1600/iVoted.gif

Phobia
12-21-2011, 07:25 PM
What? 20 mil?
Posted via Mobile Device

Jess.

rico
12-21-2011, 07:30 PM
If BoneKrusher does not win this, this contest should lose all merit/cred (considering it had merit/cred to begin with). He is clearly the best one.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 07:31 PM
If BoneKrusher does not win this, this contest should lose all merit/cred (considering it had merit/cred to begin with). He is clearly the best one.

Neg rep. The only times this contest had any credibility was 2005 and 2008.

rico
12-21-2011, 07:32 PM
Neg rep.

Don't care.

Phobia
12-21-2011, 07:33 PM
Don't care.

Neg rep.

rico
12-21-2011, 07:33 PM
Neg rep. The only times this contest had any credibility was 2005 and 2008.

I can see that. :)

rico
12-21-2011, 07:34 PM
Neg rep.

Cool.

DuhChiefs
12-21-2011, 07:41 PM
SuperChiefs.... Let's SEE IT!!!

Backwards Masking
12-21-2011, 07:45 PM
no, yours 'actually' is the most obvious and has been since you joined.

'Joined?'


PFFFTTTTTT!!!! LMAO

did you figure that out before or after the government kidnapped you in the middle of the night and installed cameras in your eyes to moniter everything you see?

rico
12-21-2011, 07:45 PM
SuperChiefs.... Let's SEE IT!!!

What is "IT" that you are eager to see?

DuhChiefs
12-21-2011, 07:47 PM
What is "IT" that you are eager to see?

To be honest... I have no idea..

Gonzo
12-21-2011, 07:49 PM
Jess.

Lewdog, huh?

Ok...
I have no dog in this fight.
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