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Thig Lyfe
12-20-2011, 02:00 PM
I haven't spoken to my Grandma since last night. I can only assume that in the interim she joined al-Qaeda or some other terrorist organization. Please send any prayers or good thoughts as I deal with this awful situation. Thanks.

loochy
12-20-2011, 02:01 PM
I haven't spoken to my Grandma since last night. I can only assume that in the interim she joined al-Qaeda or some other terrorist organization. Please send any prayers or good thoughts as I deal with this awful situation. Thanks.

I bet your grandma just got really into watching Matlock reruns and forgot to answer the phone.

Bowser
12-20-2011, 02:06 PM
I haven't spoken to my Grandma since last night. I can only assume that in the interim she joined al-Qaeda or some other terrorist organization. Please send any prayers or good thoughts as I deal with this awful situation. Thanks.

She went to a rave with her Shia boyfriend. No need to worry. She'll be back in about 40 hours, or after the extasy wears off.

blaise
12-20-2011, 02:07 PM
Well, Al-Queda sends her thank you cards for gifts and calls her on her birthday.

demonhero
12-20-2011, 02:16 PM
O.K. the first thing to do is don't kill urself. Now how do you want her to die? Would you prefer to get a virus elsewhere and wait till an ad on chiefsplanet flips its switch. Or a Mossberg Military 500...

Sofa King
12-20-2011, 02:18 PM
I'll be right back.

I'm going to start an mom/terrorist/missing/suicide thread.

Radar Chief
12-20-2011, 02:19 PM
You canít really blame her, with the beard she grew she probably fit right in.

Hydrae
12-20-2011, 02:20 PM
Well, Al-Queda sends her thank you cards for gifts and calls her on her birthday.

Which is obviously more than can be said for you, slacker of a son!

ReynardMuldrake
12-20-2011, 02:21 PM
DETERGENT!!!!! MY CLOTHES ARE CLEAN AND SMELL LIKE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!

loochy
12-20-2011, 02:22 PM
DETERGENT!!!!! MY CLOTHES ARE CLEAN AND SMELL LIKE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!

THat would have been a good thread to start

KCUnited
12-20-2011, 02:23 PM
Sheriff's office is on their way.

demonhero
12-20-2011, 02:26 PM
whats ur home phone # buddy..?

loochy
12-20-2011, 02:27 PM
whats ur home phone # buddy..?

877 CASH NOW

Crush
12-20-2011, 02:32 PM
877 CASH NOW

I hope you get antifreeze-infused genital warts. I now have that damn song stuck in my head.

KC Dan
12-20-2011, 02:35 PM
I hope you get antifreeze-infused genital warts. I now have that damn song stuck in my head.here's a change for you:

867-5309


Thank Jenny

loochy
12-20-2011, 02:36 PM
1 800 95 jenny

demonhero
12-20-2011, 02:37 PM
So, Jenny Craig and the suicide hotline.

mikey23545
12-20-2011, 02:43 PM
I haven't spoken to my Grandma since last night. I can only assume that in the interim she joined al-Qaeda or some other terrorist organization. Please send any prayers or good thoughts as I deal with this awful situation. Thanks.


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Caseyguyrr
12-20-2011, 02:46 PM
I bet your grandma just got really into watching Matlock reruns and forgot to answer the phone.

funny, i was thinking of in the heat of the night

gblowfish
12-20-2011, 03:09 PM
Where do the monkeys and midgets come into play here???

Thig Lyfe
12-20-2011, 05:01 PM
False alarm, guys. I just called her up and it turns out she has not joined al-Qaeda. I probably should have called her before posting this thread. Sorry.

dannybcaitlyn
12-20-2011, 05:26 PM
This forum is now being watched by the NSA.

big nasty kcnut
12-20-2011, 05:31 PM
She joined the Al GREYA the senior citizen AL QAEDA!

LiveSteam
12-20-2011, 05:44 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

bevischief
12-20-2011, 06:14 PM
So she works at Taco bell now.