2012 Offseason- Zombie Apocalypse Edition

[Sofa King]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/weird-randoms-15.jpg?w=500&h=362





Mine's a file folder with a calculator sitting on top. And not a heavy duty calculator. It's a shitty little free one from the bank.

[DMAC]

Trash can with plastic bag insert. Contents of trash can: 2 chewed pieces of mint gum, and a Wendy's wrapper.

[Dartgod]

Lenovo ThinkPad laptop

[OmahaChief]

Nice I have scissors on my desk to the left.

[Radar Chief]

Germ-X? At least I’ll face the Zombie Apocalypse with sanitized hands.

[The Dawg?]

A half eaten strawberry poptart.

Worst weapon ever.

[Hammock Parties]

A fork or a hard ceramic plate.

Or an LCD monitor, pick one.

I also have a heavy ceramic cookie jar.

[Lumpy]

I have a beer fridge. :thumb:

[The Franchise]

A Nissan Maxima......this is going to be awesome.

[Radar Chief]

I have a beer fridge. :thumb:

Now THAT’s the way to wait out the Zombie Apocalypse.

[The Dawg?]

A Nissan Maxima......this is going to be awesome.

Wanna trade?

[Munson]

A pair of Asics running shoes

or

Two pairs of wool socks

I can't fight zombies with shoes and socks. But I'm fully prepared to run away from them when they try to eat my brains.

[RockChalk]

Ceramic candy bowl. Guess I'll get one good shot in

[KC_Lee]

Travel coffee mug and a note pad. I'm screwed...

[trndobrd]

Bottle of Makers Mark wearing a sweater.

[Radar Chief]

Now if the hand was pointed the other way that’s where I’ve got my Bostitch stapler and I could do some damage with that badass.

[Frosty]

A coffee mug and a mini-screwdriver. That would make get me too close for comfort.

[farmer]

I have a stapler and a chocolate easter bunny.

[Gonzo]

I have an I-Pod.

I guess I can soothe the zombies to sleep with the sweet sounds of Dave Brubeck and Gordon Lightfoot.

[InChiefsHeaven]

A phone and a portable CD drive...I'm screwed.

[gpsdude]

A big Garmin marine chartplotter and a book. I need a boat and I am good for a while

[BigChiefFan]

A rusty cheese grater.

[bevischief]

Dodge 4x4 truck.

[Radar Chief]

I have a stapler and a chocolate easter bunny.

A weapon AND provisions.
Chance favors the prepared mind. /Travis Dane

[CHENZ A!]

Big fucking Canon copy machine, or a ups package(not sure how heavy). Its not looking good for me weapons-wise.

[kaplin42]

a 21inch monitor.

[TimeForWasp]

Electric cigarette rolling machine, pound of tobacco and a Snohomish county bus schedule. Looks like I'll be smoking my ass out of here on the 240 bus.

[Bane]

I'm either good or fucked depending on which item is first.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2uppxjl.jpg

[Kraus]

To my left I have the alarm clock... but 10 feet behind me is a fully loaded PTR91K with 400 rounds of .308. Hopefully I could get to it in time.

[TimeForWasp]

I'm either good or ****ed depending on which item is first.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2uppxjl.jpg


I call bullshit. My suspicion is you placed that gun there for the purposes of this thread. :LOL:

[Radar Chief]

Electric cigarette rolling machine, pound of "tobacco" and a Snohomish county bus schedule. Looks like I'll be smoking my ass out of here on the 420 bus.

Yea, right. "Tabacco". ;)

[WhiteWhale]

I'll just keep a pack of dogs.

I won't have to buy dog-food, because it'll be walking around.

[TimeForWasp]

Yea, right. "Tabacco". ;)


Your plan looks better than my reality.

[Bane]

I call bullshit. My suspicion is you placed that gun there for the purposes of this thread. :LOL:

Sorry to disappoint,I have one either on my hip or close by 24/7 otherwise they're useless.

[TimeForWasp]

Sorry to disappoint,I have one either on my hip or close by 24/7 otherwise they're useless.

Good point, but I'm still suspicious. :LOL:

[Radar Chief]

I'll just keep a pack of dogs.

I won't have to buy dog-food, because it'll be walking around.

You’re gonna let your dogs snack on zombies? Then you’d have zombie dogs, which would be even worse. Unless they were Chihuahuas which would only be more annoying.

[the Talking Can]

a vagina

[Bane]

Good point, but I'm still suspicious. :LOL:

It's fine,I understand.I put it there at 5:30 when I got up this morning to make coffee.When I leave it'll go with me,when I return it'll go back where you see it.Case closed.

[Sofa King]

It's fine,I understand.I put it there at 5:30 when I got up this morning to make coffee.When I leave it'll go with me,when I return it'll go back where you see it.Case closed.

What the hell kind of neighborhood do you live in?

[Bane]

What the hell kind of neighborhood do you live in?

it's not bad at all,just a normal place I guess.Damn thing wont do ya any good locked up in a safe or in the next room if ya need it.

[Sofa King]

it's not bad at all,just a normal place I guess.Damn thing wont do ya any good locked up in a safe or in the next room if ya need it.

Are the aliens gonna getcha?

[Bane]

Are the aliens gonna getcha?

I would hope not.They got cousin Ernie back in 89 though.

[TimeForWasp]

Oh , I didn't look well enough. A little further to my left I missed some things that may help.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef015433b8bf19970c-600wi

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

My stress reliever squeezy ball. Maybe I could stuff it in their mouth before they eat me.

[Frazod]

An electric stapler. It would make a decent bludgeon, I guess. And I could strangle somebody with the cord!

Shit, I'm in pretty good shape here, I think.

[TimeForWasp]

Zombies are not too smart, if you find something that works, you can do it over and over and over again.

[Bowser]

Microbology: An Introduction (tenth edition)

A Kindle Fire


Nice knowing all of you.

[Sofa King]

I hope they enjoy paper cuts and DIVIDING BY ZERO!!111!1!1

[Radar Chief]

Are the aliens gonna getcha?

This guy gets pulled over so when the cop walks up to his window he hands the cop his license, proof of insurance and his concealed carry permit.
The officer says, “I see you’re a concealed carry permit holder. Are you carrying today?” The man replies that he is indeed carrying so the officer asks him what he is carrying. He replies, “I’ve got a .357 revolver on the inside of my jacket, a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box and a .22 Magnum Derringer in my boot.” The officer asks, “Is that it?” and the guy says, “No, I’ve also got an AR-15 and a shotgun in the trunk. That’s it.” So the officer asks, “Sir, are you headed to or coming from the range?” The guy responds, “No.” “Well then” the officer retorts, “what is it you’re afraid of?” The guy gives the officer a funny look and says, “Nothing. Didn’t you just hear me? I’ve got three hand guns with me and an AR and a shotgun in the trunk.”

[NJChiefsFan]

Nice, I'm next to my time machine. Time to go back and save the human race. Although perhaps I will make a stop in 2009 to stop a certain GM for making a certain trade for a QB first. Priorities.

In reality I have a Directv remote. If these batteries don't yield a good return in trade I might be in trouble.

[007]

A cup of water.
A Thinkcentre desktop with AccuSync Monitor, mouse and keyboard.
A NOrtel Networks phone
A scotch tape dispenser with tape.
A flip calendar
A blackberry phone from verizon
a KU basketball schedule.

[Sofa King]

http://pichars.org/store/2218_original_ceTxp.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15100000/Things-I-Would-Do-During-a-Zombie-Apocalypse-random-15120816-450-322.jpg

[Sofa King]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544733

Zombie Apocalypse quiz. I got a 70%

[Ceej]

A roll of toilet paper I'm about to wipe my ass with.

AMERICAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Otter]

Chuck Norris and a can of Red Bull.

[Radar Chief]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/544733

Zombie Apocalypse quiz. I got a 70%

67%.
One thing that test doesn’t take into account is that I’m the great, great, grand, nephew of David Freak’n Crockett and I can knock a zombies head off at 500 yards with a pea shooter.

[Buehler445]

Ooooo. Flat head screwdriver. Lucky. If not its a travel mug with lukewarm coffee and a water bottle.

[Bowser]

63%. I lose some weight and learn which end of the band aid goes down, and I'm 80%, easily.

[beach tribe]

USB 3.0 HD.

Let's get it on.

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