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Frazod
01-09-2012, 08:09 PM
Okay, beer me, here's your poll. You can stop whining now.

Welcome to the final poll of Round 2!

The field has narrowed, but the douchiness has increased. I can almost smell the vinegar.

Top four advance. Vote for as many or as few as you like. Votes remain public. After this round there will be no more multiple votes.

Let's get it on!

CaliforniaChief
01-09-2012, 08:10 PM
In for beer me. Pay me. :D

Pawnmower
01-09-2012, 08:11 PM
Beer me is a mother****er

He stole my beer, tried to touch my wife's nipples

smoked all my weed or stole it and gave it away

drank my last beer

left a floater

DOUCHE BAG!!!!

KC Tattoo
01-09-2012, 08:12 PM
Beer me is a mother****er

He stole my beer, tried to touch my wife's nipples

smoked all my weed or stole it and gave it away

drank my last beer

left a floater

DOUCHE BAG!!!!

He is in it to win it!

got my vote.

ChiefsandO'sfan
01-09-2012, 08:12 PM
Beer me you got my vote bud

Saul Good
01-09-2012, 08:13 PM
In for beer me.

lewdog
01-09-2012, 08:13 PM
Yea...fuck beer me!

Reerun_KC
01-09-2012, 08:14 PM
Suck it ladies!

SuperChief
01-09-2012, 08:16 PM
Generic beer me comment.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 08:16 PM
Thanks frazod. I'll hand out casino cash once the list is complete.

500K for the first 40 votes... the remainder for #41... rep or sexual favors for all after, your choice.

Lets win this fuckers.

Reerun_KC
01-09-2012, 08:17 PM
I am going to spend my casino cash on hookers, booze and blow for everyone...

DaFace
01-09-2012, 08:18 PM
I must've missed something. Why's beer me trying to win? Boredom?

LiveSteam
01-09-2012, 08:19 PM
Your welcome Zima me :D

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 08:20 PM
I must've missed something. Why's beer me trying to win? Boredom?

Pretty much. Plus I can't win anything good.

ChiefsNow
01-09-2012, 08:24 PM
In for the win.

Bearcat
01-09-2012, 08:26 PM
Pretty much. Plus I can't win anything good.

I was looking forward to banning the King of the Douches, and this kind of ruins it.

So, I guess if nothing else, I'll enjoy banning the person who ruined it.

Contest ruiner.

doomy3
01-09-2012, 08:27 PM
I must've missed something. Why's beer me trying to win? Boredom?

I must've missed something. Why isn't your name red?

Gonzo
01-09-2012, 08:27 PM
Allright buddy, I voted for you just because you asked me too. (Oh, and the c-cash for I am a greedy motherfucker).
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Frazod
01-09-2012, 08:27 PM
I was looking forward to banning the King of the Douches, and this kind of ruins it.

So, I guess if nothing else, I'll enjoy banning the person who ruined it.

Contest ruiner.

He'll be out of casino cash before the final round.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 08:30 PM
I was looking forward to banning the King of the Douches, and this kind of ruins it.

So, I guess if nothing else, I'll enjoy banning the person who ruined it.

Contest ruiner.

It's only a contest to the final 16. I need Phobia or you to grace me with more casino cash to make it farther again probably. You can still do your dirty deeds.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 08:33 PM
I must've missed something. Why isn't your name red?

Because I'm trying to win this away from all the people who take such pride in their dounchebaggery.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 08:35 PM
He'll be out of casino cash before the final round.

Yes I will... But Phobia graced me before.... if he loves me he may do it again...

ChiefsNow
01-09-2012, 08:35 PM
It's only a contest to the final 16. I need Phobia or you to grace me with more casino cash to make it farther again probably. You can still do your dirty deeds.

I voted for ya , Hope that's what you want.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 08:37 PM
I voted for ya , Hope that's what you want.

Thank you old friend.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 08:39 PM
Yes I will... But Phobia graced me before.... if he loves me he may do it again...

I'll start paying people to not vote for you...... :)

doomy3
01-09-2012, 08:40 PM
Because I'm trying to win this away from all the people who take such pride in their dounchebaggery.

No, I wasn't talking to you. That's why I quoted DaFace. I am asking why his name, as a MOD, isn't red.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-09-2012, 08:42 PM
Alright Beer Me. I'm 17. Pay a brutha.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-09-2012, 08:46 PM
No, I wasn't talking to you. That's why I quoted DaFace. I am asking why his name, as a MOD, isn't red.
Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's because he's not a mod anymore.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-09-2012, 08:47 PM
Alright Beer Me. I'm 17. Pay a brutha.
Dude, you can give yourself casino cash.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-09-2012, 08:48 PM
Dude, you can give yourself casino cash.

so? I want yours. ALL OF IT!

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-09-2012, 08:48 PM
so? I want yours. ALL OF IT!
Your donation is on the way.

DaFace
01-09-2012, 08:50 PM
Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it's because he's not a mod anymore.

Kind of. I'm taking a bit of a break, though I still have admin powers to fix stuff. Not a big deal.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-09-2012, 08:50 PM
Whoops, I accidentally sent it to Mrs Flopnuts. Sorry bro.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 08:50 PM
I'll pay everyone who votes for me once its all over... don't worry, win or lose you'll get your casino cash.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-09-2012, 08:51 PM
Your donation is on the way.

LMAO I'm just kidding. Of course, I can always help fund this badboy. :evil:

Mr. Flopnuts
01-09-2012, 08:52 PM
Whoops, I accidentally sent it to Mrs Flopnuts. Sorry bro.

ROFL

Pestilence
01-09-2012, 08:52 PM
There you go beer me.

Bearcat
01-09-2012, 08:53 PM
No, I wasn't talking to you. That's why I quoted DaFace. I am asking why his name, as a MOD, isn't red.

He stopped wearing his special glasses and accidentally pointed the flashy thingy the wrong way. :(

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:00 PM
I need more votes, this thing is not locked up!

mnchiefsguy
01-09-2012, 09:00 PM
Voted for beer me as well.

KC Tattoo
01-09-2012, 09:02 PM
I'll pay everyone who votes for me once its all over... don't worry, win or lose you'll get your casino cash.

There is some doucheness in this.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:02 PM
Voted for beer me as well.

Thank you. I'm only half way through my casino cash. fucking slackers.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:04 PM
Thank you. I'm only half way through my casino cash. fucking slackers.

BTW, I'm still not sure how I'm going to rule on this yet.

This is basically the douchy equivalent of spraying down your uniform with cooking spray.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:05 PM
There is some doucheness in this.

I just want to do it all at once rather than get confused in various segments. Don't worry KCtatto you'll get you money.

DaFace
01-09-2012, 09:05 PM
BTW, I'm still not sure how I'm going to rule on this yet.

This is basically the douchy equivalent of spraying down your uniform with cooking spray.

But doesn't that make him...

douchey?

http://planet-quacksilver-forums.1049324.n5.nabble.com/file/n4366230/keanu-reeves-whoa.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:06 PM
BTW, I'm still not sure how I'm going to rule on this yet.

This is basically the douchy equivalent of spraying down your uniform with cooking spray.

I dont understand a word you just said.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:07 PM
But doesn't that make him...

douchey?

http://planet-quacksilver-forums.1049324.n5.nabble.com/file/n4366230/keanu-reeves-whoa.jpg

Yes. But he's also actively cheating!

And in the process, unfairly denying a worthy douche of advancement.

patteeu
01-09-2012, 09:07 PM
In for Beer Me!

Bearcat
01-09-2012, 09:08 PM
Yes. But he's also actively cheating!

And in the process, unfairly denying a worthy douche of advancement.

Better?

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:09 PM
Better?

:evil:

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:09 PM
I'm cheating? show me the rules then please.... right here....

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:12 PM
I'm cheating? show me the rules then please.... right here....

Dude, you're worrying about this too much. Besides, you've only got two votes. :)

Pestilence
01-09-2012, 09:14 PM
Where's my cash at?

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:14 PM
Dude, you're worrying about this too much. Besides, you've only got two votes. :)

Yeah the fix rocks

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:14 PM
Yeah the fix rocks

I don't know what you're talking about.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:15 PM
Where's my cash at?

read back a page or two asswad.... you'll get it

KC Tattoo
01-09-2012, 09:15 PM
Dude, you're worrying about this too much. Besides, you've only got two votes. :)

:LOL:



Now that is a douche move




funny.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:16 PM
I don't know what you're talking about.

right.

I'll still pay everyone who voted for me. I have a list.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:16 PM
BTW, it should be noted that your humble Douche Master does not have the power to alter the Douchy Poll Results.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:18 PM
It's always awesome when mods have nothing better to do that fuck with poll results.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:19 PM
It's always awesome when mods have nothing better to do that fuck with poll results.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Bearcat
01-09-2012, 09:19 PM
BTW, it should be noted that your humble Douche Master does not have the power to alter the Douchy Poll Results.

This is true. I believe only Bob Dole has access to modify poll results, so any complaints of tampering should be sent to him.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:20 PM
This is true. I believe only Bob Dole has access to modify poll results, so any complaints of tampering should be sent to him.

I believe he has a poll complaint hotline. 1-800-FUCKYOU.

Bearcat
01-09-2012, 09:23 PM
It's always awesome when mods have nothing better to do that **** with poll results.

Awww, the douche who ruined the douche contest got out-douched. How douchey. :(


Seriously though, the votes are still there... just click on the number.

Dartgod
01-09-2012, 09:27 PM
Beer Me is the only douche worthy of votes this round.

Dane and Mecca are gone.

GoChiefs and Hootie are not a douches, just immature annoying pricks

And eric007 is a dumb fuck

Saul Good is probably worthy of a vote, but I spared him since he is a MUron.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-09-2012, 09:29 PM
Awww, the douche who ruined the douche contest got out-douched. How douchey. :(


Seriously though, the votes are still there... just click on the number.

How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.

Dartgod
01-09-2012, 09:33 PM
How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.
Very douchy post.

:thumb:

DaFace
01-09-2012, 09:33 PM
How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.

It's all in good fun, man.

SPchief
01-09-2012, 09:41 PM
So did Frazod get mad at the results and cry to the mods to change them? :)

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-09-2012, 09:42 PM
Uh, modifying poll results in a public poll doesn't really work.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:42 PM
So did Frazod get mad at the results and cry to the mods to change them? :)

Yep. It's all my fault.

Bearcat
01-09-2012, 09:42 PM
How did I ruin it exactly? We're there rules posted somewhere before? Is a person not allowed to work for votes? Because if thats the case maybe you mods should make that clear prior to a vote. I know it's a simple concept but I would expect it to go over your heads while doing a job for free. You get what you pay for.

It's okay. LMAO

Hell, I'd think saying "I was kind of looking forward to banning someone who deserves it, but now I might have to ban beer me" would be a compliment.

frazod just does it for fun... the banning thing didn't even come up until this past week. No one cares who wins or if people actually try to win.

Good luck?

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:42 PM
Uh, modifying poll results in a public poll doesn't really work.

It does if I only look at the numbers..... :fire:

Saul Good
01-09-2012, 09:46 PM
Beer Me is the only douche worthy of votes this round.

Dane and Mecca are gone.

GoChiefs and Hootie are not a douches, just immature annoying pricks

And eric007 is a dumb ****

Saul Good is probably worthy of a vote, but I spared him since he is a MUron.

Thanks?

Bearcat
01-09-2012, 09:48 PM
It does if I only look at the numbers..... :fire:

At least if Dane comes in 5th, beer me advancing eliminates someone who isn't even here.

Frazod
01-09-2012, 09:50 PM
At least if Dane comes in 5th, beer me advancing eliminates someone who isn't even here.

I'll definitely take these shenanigans into account if he ends up bumping someone truly worthy.

ChiefsNow
01-09-2012, 09:56 PM
http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/photos/images/original/000/082/559/14o910m.gif?1318992465

Dave Lane
01-09-2012, 10:16 PM
Number 26 for beer me

NJChiefsFan
01-10-2012, 01:34 AM
Pretty much. Plus I can't win anything good.

Sorry I didn't see this. I would have voted for you if I know you were going for this epic title. I appreciate your love of baseball.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 05:54 AM
It's all in good fun, man.

I know... but I pulled out a pretty good douche post there right?

Sofa King
01-10-2012, 07:58 AM
eric007 is the biggest fucking douche in this whole tournament.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 09:56 AM
I'm officially a moron. I can't remember how to give casino cash. Help!


edit... Ah I found it woooot

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 12:13 PM
OK who did I screw up and give 5 million too instead of 500k??? Now I'm short even though I originally gave a couple people 0...

LMAO

I no gooood at internets


:facepalm:

Frazod
01-10-2012, 12:36 PM
OK who did I screw up and give 5 million too instead of 500k??? Now I'm short even though I originally gave a couple people 0...

LMAO

I no gooood at internets


:facepalm:

Heh. No more bribes for you, douche! :D

Bowser
01-10-2012, 12:46 PM
PAY ME DAMN YOUR EYES



And is it me, or is douche a relative term, almost a badge of honor around here? There's only one poster I can think of that ever really came across as a real asshole, and I'm not sure if they (heh) post anymore.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 12:49 PM
Heh. No more bribes for you, douche! :D

I'm only shorting one person at least... I think... ugh.

I'm going to have to suck up to a mod.

Did you know that when you put a dollar amount in the donation box it doesn't like commas? Yeah... it doesn't. Fucked me all up at first.

Dartgod
01-10-2012, 12:56 PM
OK who did I screw up and give 5 million too instead of 500k??? Now I'm short even though I originally gave a couple people 0...

LMAO

I no gooood at internets


:facepalm:

You gave me $500 and then $500,000

Count Zarth
01-10-2012, 12:57 PM
Ah FUCK

Count Zarth
01-10-2012, 12:57 PM
Jesus is a piece of shit, VOTE FOR ME

HemiEd
01-10-2012, 01:19 PM
I'm only shorting one person at least... I think... ugh.

I'm going to have to suck up to a mod.

Did you know that when you put a dollar amount in the donation box it doesn't like commas? Yeah... it doesn't. ****ed me all up at first.

It wasn't me that got the extra 4.5 million, but I helped you out. :D

Frazod
01-10-2012, 01:20 PM
You gave me $500 and then $500,000

KEEP IT

NJChiefsFan
01-10-2012, 01:30 PM
eric007 is the biggest ****ing douche in this whole tournament.

Thats who I voted for.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 02:30 PM
You gave me $500 and then $500,000

Yeah that was the comma issue I spoke of and like fraz said... enjoy a little extra lol

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 02:31 PM
It wasn't me that got the extra 4.5 million, but I helped you out. :D

Hemi you are the MAN! That's really going to chap frazods butt skin lol.

Dartgod
01-10-2012, 02:40 PM
KEEP IT

The douche will probably want the $500 back.

Dartgod
01-10-2012, 02:41 PM
The douche will probably want the $500 back.
Yeah that was the comma issue I spoke of and like fraz said... enjoy a little extra lol

This is what happens when you type a response and then click the submit button 20 minutes later because you got busy at work.

Lumpy
01-10-2012, 05:56 PM
beer me... yep, that guy is a douche. :thumb:

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 08:24 PM
I think I got all my bribes paid up heh. If I missed anyone please let me know.

Thanks for the votes!

Frazod
01-10-2012, 08:29 PM
Okay, poll is closed.

Advancing to the Not-So-Sweet Sixteen are:

beer me 34
Eric007 30
Saul Good 20
Hootie 19

Since there is an actual ban in store for the eventual winner, I will no longer advance inactive members. As a result, had beer me not bought the election, I would have DQ'd Dane, and Gochiefs would have advanced.

But beer me's blatant douchery has kicked Clayton to the curb! What a douche! LMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 08:34 PM
Okay, poll is closed.

Advancing to the Not-So-Sweet Sixteen are:

beer me 34
Eric007 30
Saul Good 20
Hootie 19

Since there is an actual ban in store for the eventual winner, I will no longer advance inactive members. As a result, had beer me not bought the election, I would have DQ'd Dane, and Gochiefs would have advanced.

But beer me's blatant douchery has kicked Clayton to the curb! What a douche! LMAO

This is the second time I've beaten goputz in a week. First in the no fap contest, now this.

Oh and hey frazod..... check out my casino cash. My friends are good to me.

:D

LiveSteam
01-10-2012, 08:37 PM
Go Beer-man /Go Beer-man

Frazod
01-10-2012, 08:39 PM
This is the second time I've beaten goputz in a week. First in the no fap contest, now this.

Oh and hey frazod..... check out my casino cash. My friends are good to me.

:D

I will place restrictions on you going forward. If you're really set on buying this, you'll be jumping through some extra hoops, my douchy friend. :evil:

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-10-2012, 08:46 PM
I will place restrictions on you going forward. If you're really set on buying this, you'll be jumping through some extra hoops, my douchy friend. :evil:

I'm just having fun. I can't help it that the donations rolled in like I was funding Jerry's kids today once I got paid up.

Extra restrictions is pretty douchey and you're already out so why bother? I don't recall not buying an election being in the rules...

:D

Let's have some fun!