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Guru
01-11-2012, 04:53 PM
Dear Guru:
The Kansas City Chiefs are excited to announce Romeo Crennel as their new Head Coach. Crennel will enter his 31st season as an NFL Coach in which he has coached in six Super Bowls and has been a member of five teams that have claimed Super Bowl wins.
Join the Chiefs family as a 2012 Season Ticket Holder. Season tickets are currently available in the Field Level, Scout Investments Club Level and Upper Level with prices starting as low as $250 per seat.

Click here for an Arrowhead Stadium map.

To get season tickets now click here or for further details call 888-99-CHIEFS (24433) or email seasontickets@chiefs.nfl.com.

We look forward to you joining the Sea of Red in 2012.

Sincerely,

Tyler Kirby
Manager, Ticket Sales

LMAO Couple days late but lets push those lacking season ticket sales with a completely underwhelming coaching hire.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-11-2012, 05:18 PM
I assume you responded...

Dear Tyler Kirby,

Tell Peeholey and money grubber to get a real quarterback if you want my money. Otherwise violently remove your own nipples with a spork.

Regards,

Guru

OnTheWarpath58
01-11-2012, 05:33 PM
I've gotten that e-mail every day this week.

GloryDayz
01-11-2012, 05:36 PM
Hold on, lemme check my junk mail folder...

Mr. Flopnuts
01-11-2012, 05:37 PM
I got it today.

Guru
01-11-2012, 06:55 PM
I assume you responded...

Dear Tyler Kirby,

Tell Peeholey and money grubber to get a real quarterback if you want my money. Otherwise violently remove your own nipples with a spork.

Regards,

Guru

I did reply. Pretty much told them I won't even consider season tickets as long as they continue to stick to the Cassel experiment.

Chocolate Hog
01-11-2012, 06:56 PM
Didn't they lower prices?

Bowser
01-11-2012, 06:59 PM
I miss being told that we're the greatest fans in the NFL.

Psyko Tek
01-11-2012, 07:55 PM
that's gotta hurt

Phobia
01-11-2012, 07:59 PM
Dear Chiefs Fan,

Scott Pioli just took a dump. Won't you consider blowing investing some of your children's inheritance with us through the purchase of your amazing orange errr, red seats?

Guru
01-11-2012, 08:54 PM
Dear Chiefs Fan,

Scott Pioli just took a dump. Won't you consider blowing investing some of your children's inheritance with us through the purchase of your amazing orange errr, red seats?

And thats another thing. All those renovations and we still have donkey seats.

SPchief
01-11-2012, 08:57 PM
And thats another thing. All those renovations and we still have donkey seats.

The Royals even made the switch to blue during the renovations. And yet people still call David Glass cheap.

Bearcat
01-11-2012, 08:58 PM
Oh, we must work at the same place, since that season ticket price is an exclusive deal for my place of employment.

And a friend's place of employment... and my dad's place of employment... and wherever that random guy on FB that I think I talked to once or twice in HS works...

alanm
01-11-2012, 09:00 PM
I assume you responded...

Dear Tyler Kirby,

Tell Peeholey and money grubber to get a real quarterback if you want my money. Otherwise violently remove your own nipples with a spork.

Regards,

GuruI hope he sent something like this back as a reply. ROFL

Guru
01-11-2012, 10:38 PM
I hope he sent something like this back as a reply. ROFL

Sadly I was nowhere near that creative. But I did get my point across.

NJChiefsFan
01-11-2012, 10:40 PM
Sadly I was nowhere near that creative. But I did get my point across.

Your response has a better chance of actually working, even if that chance is 0.005%.

Guru
01-11-2012, 10:44 PM
Your response has a better chance of actually working, even if that chance is 0.005%.

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