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KCtotheSB
01-12-2012, 10:53 AM
http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d?module=HP11_content_stream#id:09000d5d825e250d

Fritz88
01-12-2012, 10:55 AM
N.E. is going to be the second team that meets him twice this year.

If they kick his ass like we did in Denver (we shut his ass down because we figured him out) then pretty much he will fail next year. Hence, the Tebowmania will stop.

tooge
01-12-2012, 10:56 AM
none of those are realistic because he will marry another guy

RustShack
01-12-2012, 10:57 AM
What.. the.. fuck...

Chiefnj2
01-12-2012, 10:58 AM
The NFL should have done one of those with Gronkowski and porn stars.

Detoxing
01-12-2012, 10:58 AM
:facepalm:

WTF NFL????

If i wanted this shit I'd watch TMZ with my wife.

Detoxing
01-12-2012, 10:59 AM
The NFL should have done one of those with Gronkowski and porn stars.

Ding!

Fritz88
01-12-2012, 10:59 AM
none of those are realistic because he will marry another guy

According to him, most of these women have popped their cherries way before marriage. He won't go for that type.


Edit:

Sorry, I meant according to what he preaches.

Gonzo
01-12-2012, 10:59 AM
none of those are realistic because he will marry another guy

This...

The only babies he and his "partner" will have will either be the ones he spits in a tissue or the ones he drops in the squat.
Dammit...
I even grossed myself out on that one.

BWillie
01-12-2012, 11:02 AM
Tim Tebow, the next Jerry Sandusky. Definitely.

Kerberos
01-12-2012, 11:03 AM
According to him, most of these women have popped their cherries way before marriage. He won't go for that type.

He would have to find an ugly 13 yr old to get unspoiled loins. Not something Jesus would do.

boogblaster
01-12-2012, 11:08 AM
tebone knows cherries ......

Rain Man
01-12-2012, 11:09 AM
Okay, they're going to have to stop that stuff right now.

ForeverChiefs58
01-12-2012, 11:11 AM
This one did make me laugh

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2012/09000d5d825e1945_gallery_600.jpg

keg in kc
01-12-2012, 11:13 AM
It's like they're on a mission to make every non-bronco, non-bible-thumping heterosexual male football fan hate the guy.

tooge
01-12-2012, 11:18 AM
I was looking at them wrong. I thought Michele Bachmann was the offspring of Teabag and Beiber. I thought, "yeah, could be"

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 11:20 AM
none of those are realistic because he will marry another guy

This. I really think this guy is a ghey. NTTAWWT

BigCatDaddy
01-12-2012, 11:23 AM
This. I really think this guy is a ghey. NTTAWWT

I'd advice you not to leave that page up on your faptop. ( I believe that is triple cross thread score!)

bevischief
01-12-2012, 11:26 AM
So much fail.

big nasty kcnut
01-12-2012, 11:31 AM
I hate the fucking donkeys.

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 11:32 AM
I'd advice you not to leave that page up on your faptop. ( I believe that is triple cross thread score!)

Do I win a prize for that?

ClevelandBronco
01-12-2012, 11:57 AM
Taylor Swift or no dice.

fan4ever
01-12-2012, 12:02 PM
Jeez, if someone cross-bred me with Oprah, I'd turn gay too.

tooge
01-12-2012, 12:04 PM
you were cross bred with Oprah? wierd.

BigCatDaddy
01-12-2012, 12:11 PM
I'd advice you not to leave that page up on your faptop. ( I believe that is triple cross thread score!)

Do I win a prize for that?

No, but I do.

memyselfI
01-12-2012, 01:26 PM
I've been trying to convince a Tebow sheep that this entire story has been media driven and actually fed by the NFL. She didn't buy it. Wonder what she will think of this.

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 01:31 PM
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No, but I do.

DAMMIT

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/19/129031022372124822.jpg

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 01:32 PM
I've been trying to convince a Tebow sheep that this entire story has been media driven and actually fed by the NFL. She didn't buy it. Wonder what she will think of this.

Do you think the NFL wants to say "Hey see, we have nice guys too" or "Hey we are the ghey friendly"

memyselfI
01-12-2012, 03:30 PM
Do you think the NFL wants to say "Hey see, we have nice guys too" or "Hey we are the ghey friendly"

I think they are trying to appeal to a different demographic. Less thug lest they go the way of the NBA. There have been so many bad headlines with the Vick, Burress, Raplisberger, etc. I think ESPN and other media markets are pimping him for the same reason.

It's working to an extent. Did you see the poll which said 43% of the people polled believed DIVINE INTERVENTION is helping Tebow win football games?

I'm stunned there are that many completely insane people watching football.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2012/01/tim-tebow-poll-43-believe-in-divine-intervention/1

Mile High Mania
01-12-2012, 04:13 PM
This is crazy... and again, something that draws a lot of face palms and hatred to the guy that he isn't even initiating. And, Elway thought he had it tough when the newspapers were remarking about the type of candy he handed out at Halloween.

And, the gay stuff is so tired... and lame. But, it's what a lot of you do, so go for it.

Mile High Mania
01-12-2012, 04:15 PM
And, it just won't stop... http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/09000d5d825e9234/tim-tebow-timeline?module=HP11_hot_topics

The media (NFL and ESPN) is just killing the poor guy...

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/tebowlution_120111_HT.jpg

Bane
01-12-2012, 04:18 PM
If he's not a fag I bet he'd still hold one in his mouth till it went soft.

Mile High Mania
01-12-2012, 04:23 PM
If he's not a pillowbiter I bet he'd still hold one in his mouth till it went soft.

Maybe you'd just like to think that he would ... you should really find other things to fill your daydreams.

gblowfish
01-12-2012, 04:26 PM
Make the Tebow Mania STOP.

Bane
01-12-2012, 04:30 PM
Maybe you'd just like to think that he would ... you should really find other things to fill your daydreams.

That motherfucker has Jerry Sandusky written all over him!

BIG_DADDY
01-12-2012, 04:30 PM
All of this could have been avoided if all the haters didn't bleed all over themself with all the hate they have for the guy.

YourMom
01-12-2012, 04:42 PM
"Tebowmania" is a Christian thing. When he wins a game, Christians see it as a win for their religion.

That's why I can't wait to see the Patriots stomp him into the ground.

Rain Man
01-12-2012, 04:42 PM
This is crazy... and again, something that draws a lot of face palms and hatred to the guy that he isn't even initiating. And, Elway thought he had it tough when the newspapers were remarking about the type of candy he handed out at Halloween.

And, the gay stuff is so tired... and lame. But, it's what a lot of you do, so go for it.

The guy made millions and he was handing out fun sized instead of full sized? (Shaking head in disgust.)

Demonpenz
01-12-2012, 04:46 PM
whats fun about fun size anyway. More like dissapointing size

BIG_DADDY
01-12-2012, 04:52 PM
"Tebowmania" is a Christian thing. When he wins a game, Christians see it as a win for their religion.

That's why I can't wait to see the Patriots stomp him into the ground.

This is the goofy crap that keeps fueling the fire right here.

loochy
01-12-2012, 04:57 PM
"Tebowmania" is a Christian thing. When he wins a game, Christians see it as a win for their religion.

That's why I can't wait to see the Patriots stomp him into the ground.

I'm a Christian and I really don't see it as anything to do with my religion whatsoever.

notorious
01-12-2012, 05:05 PM
Fuck the haters.

listopencil
01-12-2012, 05:05 PM
All of this could have been avoided if all the haters didn't bleed all over themself with all the hate they have for the guy.

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