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Mr. Plow
01-12-2012, 11:05 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2085255/Hazel-Jones-I-lost-virginity-twice-reveals-woman-27--I-TWO-vaginas.html#ixzz1jGc6BMLE


I lost my virginity twice: Woman, 27, reveals she has TWO VAGINAS

Hazel Jones always wondered why she suffered from terrible cramps and heavy periods during puberty. But it wasn't until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis - she had two vaginas.

The blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well.

But she told ITV's This Morning she was comfortable with having the condition, despite the fact she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.

'Once I found out what it was I told everybody,' she told TV hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

'I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties.

She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.'

Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area.

Sitting next to Hazel, Doctor Dawn Harper explained: 'When developing in the womb girls start with two tubes. These fuse and the septum breaks down and forms one uterus.

'In around one in 3,000 cases the septum stays within the uterus but to actually have two separate uteruses is much rarer.'

Hazel said previously she had found sex very uncomfortable, but now she didn't suffer any adverse effects. She turned down surgery as it could have left significant scar tissue.

She revealed: 'When I was younger I thought I was having cystitis and urine infections from a young age when I was tearing the middle septum.'

She added that she once asked a school friend which 'hole' she should use for a tampon, but became too embarrassed to continue the conversation after her friend thought she meant she put it up her bottom.

She added: 'I used to suffer from horrendous cramps and my periods could be very heavy. I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs.

'So if I get pregnant I have to be very aware not to get pregnant on the other side.'

Dr Harper added that Hazel was more likely to have a breached birth as her uteruses were smaller and she was more likely to need a caesarean section. She must also have double smear tests when checking for cervical cancer.

But Hazel is unphased by the prospect.

'I have a great sex life,' she said.

Claynus
01-12-2012, 11:05 AM
She needs to do porn.

tooge
01-12-2012, 11:06 AM
the perfect woman. clone her immediately!

ChiTown
01-12-2012, 11:07 AM
pics or I call BS. o:-)

Pestilence
01-12-2012, 11:07 AM
She needs to do porn.

TP?

Fish
01-12-2012, 11:09 AM
She added: 'If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.'

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.....

JD10367
01-12-2012, 11:09 AM
the perfect woman. clone her immediately!

Wow. She could get quadruple-teamed! More coverage than Michael Jordan with 2 seconds left on the clock in a tie game. LMAO

loochy
01-12-2012, 11:10 AM
She needs to do porn.

TP?

She's hot, so this could work out.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/11/article-2085255-0F6AF02700000578-99_468x260.jpg

Pestilence
01-12-2012, 11:10 AM
Nice.

I would.

Donger
01-12-2012, 11:10 AM
Gives new meaning to the expression, "Are you in yet?"

tooge
01-12-2012, 11:11 AM
I want to have a threesome with her and me and me

Phobia
01-12-2012, 11:11 AM
In.

tooge
01-12-2012, 11:11 AM
Nice.

I would.

twice

Phobia
01-12-2012, 11:11 AM
In.

Claynus
01-12-2012, 11:11 AM
She could seriously make millions of dollars doing a couple years of porn.

Claynus
01-12-2012, 11:12 AM
True double penetration!

JD10367
01-12-2012, 11:12 AM
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2621/4024348658_d38f691ea7_z.jpg

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

tooge
01-12-2012, 11:13 AM
In.

does the 72 hour rule become the 36 hr rule now?

bevischief
01-12-2012, 11:14 AM
We need to get her on here.

Phobia
01-12-2012, 11:16 AM
does the 72 hour rule become the 36 hr rule now?

I would hope.

JD10367
01-12-2012, 11:16 AM
She's hot, so this could work out.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/11/article-2085255-0F6AF02700000578-99_468x260.jpg

No wonder she has a great sex life. Reminds me of Heather Locklear. I'd hit that with two vaginas, one vagina, or no vagina. Wait, that didn't sound right...

KCUnited
01-12-2012, 11:19 AM
That's a rough couple a days a month for some dude.

Gonzo
01-12-2012, 11:23 AM
I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

loochy
01-12-2012, 11:24 AM
At least she doesn't have 2 rectums. That situation would really stink.

SLAG
01-12-2012, 11:27 AM
I would the whole thing

Holladay
01-12-2012, 11:28 AM
Not so sure about this. One pussy is hard enough to keep up with let alone 2 in the same body. Imagine Aunt Flow is just finishing her visit when Aunt Gina drops in. Their tag team rotation would need a new and different term for PMS.

KCUnited
01-12-2012, 11:29 AM
That bitch will burst into flames during menopause.

tooge
01-12-2012, 11:30 AM
the new shocker

BoneKrusher
01-12-2012, 11:32 AM
wow, the greatest enjoyment times two.

SLAG
01-12-2012, 11:33 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RFHHL.gif

SNR
01-12-2012, 11:36 AM
At 1:16. "Double-barreled shotgun"

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/v22e5dfMZ_o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Lumpy
01-12-2012, 11:37 AM
Multiple orgasms multiplied by 2. That must be one hell of an experience!

Fish
01-12-2012, 11:38 AM
She's OK.... but I've had a triple vagina... /cp

Dartgod
01-12-2012, 11:39 AM
I would the whole things

FYP

SLAG
01-12-2012, 11:39 AM
At 1:16. "Double-barreled shotgun"

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/v22e5dfMZ_o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

#2 Pencil.... Niiiiiiiccceee

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 11:40 AM
In-Just one mouth right?

Phobia
01-12-2012, 11:40 AM
No wonder she has a great sex life. Reminds me of Heather Locklear.

She does?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/05/article-1300649-0AB190D9000005DC-748_224x423.jpg

Graystoke
01-12-2012, 11:41 AM
That should qualify her for the Special Olympics.

Phobia
01-12-2012, 11:41 AM
In-Just one mouth right?

Best smed post on this site.

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 11:43 AM
Best smed post on this site.

Late bloomer.

RockChalk
01-12-2012, 11:47 AM
Is that her in the video posted above?

Oh, and IN.

She really could've used this to her advantage if any past partners asked her to try anal. If they were unaware of her condition, she could've just said "sure, try the next hole". Poor bastards probably would've been to stupid to figure it out..."oh my god, I nailed this chick that had a self-lubricating ass"

tooge
01-12-2012, 11:49 AM
ok, alex, lets see whats behind hole number two

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 11:54 AM
ok, alex, lets see whats behind hole number three

FYP.

LiveSteam
01-12-2012, 11:58 AM
Once a month that has to be one BLOODY MESS.

Bowser
01-12-2012, 11:58 AM
She's OK.... but I've had a triple vagina... /cp

/thread

Phobia
01-12-2012, 12:00 PM
You'd think, oh I don't know.... maybe her mom... would have noticed at some point prior to turning 18, right?

redhed
01-12-2012, 12:00 PM
nomnomnomnomnomnom

and also:

nomnomnomnomnomnom :rockon:

redhed
01-12-2012, 12:01 PM
Get this woman some volleyball shorts, STAT!!

LiveSteam
01-12-2012, 12:02 PM
I wounder if she squirts or can smoke a cig with one

Graystoke
01-12-2012, 12:02 PM
You'd think, oh I don't know.... maybe her mom... would have noticed at some point prior to turning 18, right?

Ya. I mean it took her Boyfriend said you aint all right down there?

And BTW that boyfriend should STFU

Phobia
01-12-2012, 12:03 PM
Ya. I mean it took her Boyfriend said you aint all right down there?

And BTW that boyfriend should STFU

I'd be saying, oh baby, you're so right down there...

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 12:04 PM
I wounder if she squirts or can smoke a cig with More than one

:thumb:

KCUnited
01-12-2012, 12:04 PM
Mother of your child and girlfriend wrapped into one.

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 12:05 PM
Mother of your child and girlfriend wrapped into one.

One? LMAO

Gonzo
01-12-2012, 12:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RFHHL.gif

You're doing it wrong, dude...

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvd20c7ZSz1qcxyfz.gif http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvd20c7ZSz1qcxyfz.gif

notorious
01-12-2012, 12:09 PM
I don't know. I would rather enjoy one really nice pussy instead of having to deal with 2 half-sized so-so pussies.

Not to mention double the Period period.

Phobia
01-12-2012, 12:15 PM
Not to mention double the Period period.

Don't think anybody said anything about double duration.

But yeah, can you imagine on a stallion night the wife is begging you to finish... just switch. I'd give anything not to hear the "I'm sore" excuse again.

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 12:15 PM
I don't know. I would rather enjoy one really nice pussy instead of having to deal with 2 half-sized so-so pussies.

Not to mention double the Period period.

So you put up with their shit for one pussy but 2 times is too much?

:banghead:

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 12:16 PM
My last one was one pussy with 2 times the period. Just a week before though.....

Gonzo
01-12-2012, 12:16 PM
I wonder what the mormons think about this?

notorious
01-12-2012, 12:17 PM
Meh, I forgot that women sync. their periods.

Munson
01-12-2012, 12:17 PM
double vagina = WIN!!!!

Bowser
01-12-2012, 12:18 PM
This chick totally crushes the whole "fapping while married" question.

Phobia
01-12-2012, 12:18 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZuWN-k-NDqQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

loochy
01-12-2012, 12:32 PM
No. Too fat. /Omaha

Saulbadguy
01-12-2012, 12:32 PM
Exit, stage left
http://www.portlandmercury.com/imager/snagglepuss/b/original/2576033/4fac/07_drtoon_snagglepuss_jpg-magnum.jpg

Holladay
01-12-2012, 12:34 PM
She said she was right side dominent. Guess she's built like a side-by-side shotgun, not an over and under.

JD10367
01-12-2012, 12:37 PM
Can she fire two ping-pong balls like a double-barreled shotgun?

Holladay
01-12-2012, 12:41 PM
naw, remember the dominent one is bigger. Im thinking more like a ping pong ball and a pellet at the same time

Graystoke
01-12-2012, 12:45 PM
http://canyoutopthis.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/beanbag-toss.jpg

She would be a riot for lawn bean bag game

listopencil
01-12-2012, 12:55 PM
She could probably use something like this:

NSFW

http://images.sextoysex.com/CNVELD/V10-6.JPG

bevischief
01-12-2012, 01:19 PM
Don't think anybody said anything about double duration.

But yeah, can you imagine on a stallion night the wife is begging you to finish... just switch. I'd give anything not to hear the "I'm sore" excuse again.

You too..LMAO

Frazod
01-12-2012, 01:20 PM
http://canyoutopthis.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/beanbag-toss.jpg

She would be a riot for lawn bean bag game

LMAO

I love this place

ChiTown
01-12-2012, 01:22 PM
I wonder what this guy would think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Pitt Gorilla
01-12-2012, 01:25 PM
I would the whole thing(s)FYP.

tooge
01-12-2012, 01:44 PM
Don't think anybody said anything about double duration.

But yeah, can you imagine on a stallion night the wife is begging you to finish... just switch. I'd give anything not to hear the "I'm sore" excuse again.

like a pit stop. just change the tires real quick

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 01:49 PM
She's hot, so this could work out.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/11/article-2085255-0F6AF02700000578-99_468x260.jpg

damn, that's her?

:p:thumb:

Chocolate Hog
01-12-2012, 01:52 PM
I thought this thread was about Sauto.

J Diddy
01-12-2012, 01:53 PM
I'm thinking she was designed with the swinger in mind.

BoneKrusher
01-12-2012, 01:55 PM
just wondering would it be like to have a double penis.

SLAG
01-12-2012, 01:56 PM
just wondering would it be like to have a double penis.

would give whole new meaning to your username

Baby Lee
01-12-2012, 01:57 PM
Beats the heck out of a 3rd tittah

Dartgod
01-12-2012, 01:58 PM
FYP.

Q

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8288626&postcount=34

BoneKrusher
01-12-2012, 01:59 PM
would give whole new meaning to your username

LMAO

J Diddy
01-12-2012, 02:00 PM
Beats the heck out of a 3rd tittah

I would run from a woman with a 3rd boob. That, to me, would be a sign from God that she was made to have triplets.

ClevelandBronco
01-12-2012, 02:04 PM
I would the holes thing.

kysirsoze
01-12-2012, 02:07 PM
The blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition


:eek:That's a lot more than two.

loochy
01-12-2012, 02:17 PM
I found more pictures of her:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01436/hazel-jones_1436142a.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2012/5/9/hazel-jones-and-dr-dawn-harper-on-this-morning-502942619.jpg

http://televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/hazelj2.html

Phobia
01-12-2012, 02:25 PM
[QUOTE=loochy;8289120]http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2012/5/9/hazel-jones-and-dr-dawn-harper-on-this-morning-502942619.jpg

While that is in fact, 2 vaginas, it's not exactly as depicted in the article. They should have had Dr. Phil do an examination.

munkey
01-12-2012, 02:29 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/31b_70kzfwQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Xanathol
01-12-2012, 07:34 PM
While that is in fact, 2 vaginas, it's not exactly as depicted in the article. They should have had Dr. Phil do an examination.

This post just brought me to tears laughing... well done!

gblowfish
01-12-2012, 07:51 PM
Wow...sleeping with this chick would be like playing skee-ball!

el borracho
01-12-2012, 08:18 PM
Double vagina all the way across the sky, yeah, yeaaaah, it's so intense
Double vagina all the way across the sky, wow, wow oh my god look at that vagina

JD10367
01-12-2012, 08:19 PM
Wow...sleeping with this chick would be like playing skee-ball!

"Oh, god, gblow! Yes! Yes! Now... pull out of the 30 hole and head for the 40! The 40! God, yes! Now... the 50!!!!" LMAO

Chief_For_Life58
01-12-2012, 08:45 PM
omg this thread just made me laugh for so long. thank you everyone. good times

JD10367
01-12-2012, 08:52 PM
The old joke is, "Why does a woman have two holes? So you can turn her upside down and carry her like a six-pack." I guess for this one it'd be "carry her like a bowling ball".

Stanley Nickels
01-12-2012, 08:52 PM
I can't believe we're 96 posts in, and nobody has come out with

DOUBLE VAGINA, ALL THE WAY.

el borracho
01-12-2012, 08:57 PM
I can't believe we're 96 posts in, and nobody has come out with

DOUBLE VAGINA, ALL THE WAY.

post 93

Stanley Nickels
01-12-2012, 09:00 PM
post 93

MOTHERFUCKER.

I lose. You win.

el borracho
01-12-2012, 09:02 PM
MOTHER****ER.

I lose. You win.

Hooray! Oooh! I just realized I've got another excuse to post this:

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