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Carlota69
01-12-2012, 12:21 PM
and the Texans winning. Well actually I only $20 riding, but I could win $500:thumb:

GO BRONCOS AND GO TEXANS!!!! OMFG I cant believe I just said that....:evil:

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 12:22 PM
I think the donkos will win too.

This makes Durty sad

BWillie
01-12-2012, 12:23 PM
Wow you are brave. But for $20, not a bad bet IMO

BoneKrusher
01-12-2012, 12:25 PM
I think the donkos will win too.



i agree.

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 12:25 PM
I think the donkos will win too.

This makes Durty sad

Its a Long-motherfucking-shot, but boy if they did, my parlay has serious legs becasue I think the Texans can beat BAL.

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 12:26 PM
Wow you are brave. But for $20, not a bad bet IMO
Some dude at work said "this chick is betting with her ovaries". I disagree. If I laid a hundy down, then Id agree.:thumb:

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 12:26 PM
Its a Long-motherfucking-shot, but boy if they did, my parlay has serious legs becasue I think the Texans can beat BAL.

me too

Graystoke
01-12-2012, 12:33 PM
You might as well took Twenty out of your pocket and tossed it on the ground.

Broncs are gonna lose

Bump
01-12-2012, 12:34 PM
there is something special about that Tebow kid, he's a champion. I fear for our future.

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 12:37 PM
You might as well took Twenty out of your pocket and tossed it on the ground.

Broncs are gonna lose
Shit, I could of gone to a bar and blown that on a beer and a shot of tequila. Big Whoop. This bet is F.U.N.

Does $20 sound like a serious bet to you, or someone just having some fun??? the latter my friend--the latter...

durtyrute
01-12-2012, 12:37 PM
there is something special about that Tebow kid, he's a champion. I fear for our future.

Ever since he was drafted I've said this.

Graystoke
01-12-2012, 12:43 PM
Shit, I could of gone to a bar and blown that on a beer and a shot of tequila. Big Whoop. This bet is F.U.N.

Does $20 sound like a serious bet to you, or someone just having some fun??? the latter my friend--the latter...

The beer and Tequila sound better.


Shots of Templeton for all.

Good luck with your wager.

Mile High Mania
01-12-2012, 12:44 PM
If I were a gambling man... I'd take Denver and the points as well. Is it still 13.5? Higher... lower?

Spott
01-12-2012, 12:50 PM
Both of those teams will lose by at least 2 touchdowns this weekend.

phillip
01-12-2012, 12:52 PM
If I were a gambling man... I'd take Denver and the points as well. Is it still 13.5? Higher... lower?

Still 13.5 as of this morning.

I'm putting a $20 money line bet on the Donkeys tonight for a friend who lives in Denver. If he wins, I'm gonna be pissed.

Rain Man
01-12-2012, 12:53 PM
Shit, I could of gone to a bar and blown that on a beer and a shot of tequila. Big Whoop. This bet is F.U.N.

Does $20 sound like a serious bet to you, or someone just having some fun??? the latter my friend--the latter...

It sounds like treachery to me. It sounds like the footsteps of a traitor. It sounds like the Soviet Union making a secret deal to split Poland.

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 12:55 PM
Still 13.5 as of this morning.

I'm putting a $20 money line bet on the Donkeys tonight for a friend who lives in Denver. If he wins, I'm gonna be pissed.

Money Line is the only way to go if youre just having fun. If you are all serious and shit, and getting technical about it, then points I guess. But I dont really care personally. $20 for FUN and a good laugh. Im all for it. I hate the Broncos, but what fun is it to bet the Patriots? ;)

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 12:55 PM
It sounds like treachery to me. It sounds like the footsteps of a traitor. It sounds like the Soviet Union making a secret deal to split Poland.


LMAO

Graystoke
01-12-2012, 12:55 PM
It sounds like treachery to me. It sounds like the footsteps of a traitor. It sounds like the Soviet Union making a secret deal to split Poland.

Ya but she said she was doing shots with us later, so its oK

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 12:56 PM
Ya but she said she was doing shots with us later, so its oK

Shots of good tequila too!:thumb:

notorious
01-12-2012, 12:58 PM
Vegas has got the Bronco believers by the balls.

1.....ONE good game by Tebow against a defense that had it's head up it's ass leads to this.


Bet rational thought, not emotion.

BTW, 20 bucks would be a fun bet. Good Luck!

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 01:01 PM
Vegas has got the Bronco believers by the balls.

1.....ONE good game by Tebow against a defense that had it's head up it's ass leads to this.


Bet rational thought, not emotion.

BTW, 20 bucks would be a fun bet. Good Luck!

Thanks but for me, my bet was all about the longest shot on the board. This parlay equals the longest shot according to the sportsbook, so I went for it. Sometimes, if I bet the horses, Ill put $$ on some crazy ass 100-1 shot, just to have a good time. I dont bet sports often, if ever, so I dont really have too much emotion over it. Just enjoying the smile the bet gives me before the games even begin.o:-)

Bump
01-12-2012, 01:09 PM
so both the texans and the broncos would have to win to get those 25:1 odds? that's a fun bet, I might check it out online.

Valiant
01-12-2012, 01:12 PM
Yeah I have donks losing by 28 or more.

I can see the texans winning if their running game explodes.

vailpass
01-12-2012, 01:13 PM
and the Texans winning. Well actually I only $20 riding, but I could win $500:thumb:

GO BRONCOS AND GO TEXANS!!!! OMFG I cant believe I just said that....:evil:

Good luck chica.

keg in kc
01-12-2012, 01:14 PM
You should'a just sent me that 20. You'd have had about equal odds of getting 500 back and I'd get some bbq.

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 01:17 PM
so both the texans and the broncos would have to win to get those 25:1 odds? that's a fun bet, I might check it out online.

yeah, parlay.

vailpass
01-12-2012, 01:17 PM
You should'a just sent me that 20. You'd have had about equal odds of getting 500 back and I'd get some bbq.

You think the odds are that overwhelming that Denver gets beat by 14 or more?
*edit* never mind, looks like Carlota is playing the money line.

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 01:17 PM
You should'a just sent me that 20. You'd have had about equal odds of getting 500 back and I'd get some bbq.

Thats no Fun for me...

Bowser
01-12-2012, 01:20 PM
Brady is going to light the Broncos up in his house, but what the hell. Like you said, it's all in fun.

How about this - if the Broncos win, then Carlota owes us all a shot of her good tequilla. Deal?

HemiEd
01-12-2012, 01:21 PM
Broncs are gonna lose

Yep, and so are the Texans IMO. Sorry Carlota, good luck.

I am the guy that put a hondo at 15-1 on the Chiefs going to the SB this year. :D

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 01:23 PM
Yep, and so are the Texans IMO. Sorry Carlota, good luck.

I am the guy that put a hondo at 15-1 on the Chiefs going to the SB this year. :D

I like doing those bets--season long bets. Those are fun too because they arent serious bets really.

Thanks. Its a longshot, but what the hell?;)

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 01:25 PM
Brady is going to light the Broncos up in his house, but what the hell. Like you said, it's all in fun.

How about this - if the Broncos win, then Carlota owes us all a shot of her good tequilla. Deal?

yes, when I come to see the Chiefs in KC..considering this upcoming season:thumb:

Setsuna
01-12-2012, 01:35 PM
and the Texans winning. Well actually I only $20 riding, but I could win $500:thumb:

GO BRONCOS AND GO TEXANS!!!! OMFG I cant believe I just said that....:evil:
Good girl.

keg in kc
01-12-2012, 01:38 PM
Thats no Fun for me...What, me eating bbq doesn't give you warm fuzzies? What's wrong with you?

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 01:40 PM
What, me eating bbq doesn't give you warm fuzzies? What's wrong with you?

Im a tad off balance...

Dartgod
01-12-2012, 02:23 PM
yes, when I come to see the Chiefs in KC..considering this upcoming season:thumb:

Ooooooo, you gotta come for the bash, if Joe has one this year. I'm bringing the margs!

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 02:27 PM
Ooooooo, you gotta come for the bash, if Joe has one this year. I'm bringing the margs!
Seriously considering it...

Monty
01-12-2012, 02:30 PM
Nothing wrong with this. I did the same thing with the Mavs during the Finals when I was there last summer and it paid off. :thumb:

Nzoner
01-12-2012, 04:32 PM
Last September I put $20 on the Texans at like 18-1 to win the Super Bowl,problem is I also made 4 other bets at the window at the time and committed the cardinal sin in Vegas and walked away without viewing my tickets and I'll be damned,my Texans bet was entered as the Cowboys instead.:banghead:

Not really giving the Texans much of a shot now but yeah those season long bets are fun to follow...when they're entered right.

Nzoner
01-12-2012, 04:35 PM
Look on the bright side darlin' if the Donks do get beat you can look at it as $20 well spent.The Texans on the other hand,I would really like to see them advance.

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 05:02 PM
Use to like you but if same as me.

They are fucked.

OzarksChiefsFan
01-12-2012, 05:11 PM
Broncos lose, Texans win.

Smed1065
01-12-2012, 05:13 PM
I call material for a show she is/was fucking up.

Dayze
01-12-2012, 06:17 PM
How does one interpret the pic of the ticket in carlota's original post?

Bowser
01-12-2012, 07:13 PM
How does one interpret the pic of the ticket in carlota's original post?

+550 Money Line Bet?

Gonzo
01-12-2012, 07:15 PM
Broncs will lose. Tebow's done, son.
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chiefs2012
01-12-2012, 07:18 PM
how can i make this same bet

Dayze
01-12-2012, 07:20 PM
+550 Money Line Bet?

Yeah..what does that mean?

Bowser
01-12-2012, 07:23 PM
Yeah..what does that mean?

I think that it means if you put a buck down on the Broncos winning, you get back $5.50, but I'm not positive. Nzoner, Carlota, Dartgod, or any other number of more serious gamblers around here would know better than I.

Dayze
01-12-2012, 07:24 PM
Thanks. That sounds familiar.

ChiefsandO'sfan
01-12-2012, 07:32 PM
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mlyonsd
01-12-2012, 07:33 PM
I was having fun watching tebow ruin the raiders year. I also enjoyed him sending Big Bunghole walking off the field in disgust.

I'm done with him now. I hope the real jesus (Brady) destroys them now. I mean humiliate them bad. To the point the donkeys give up at halftime and just run tebow 20 times in the second half.

Consistent1
01-12-2012, 07:42 PM
God brought Tebow the the wins. Then he humbled him with some frustrating games. Now the Broncos win the Superbowl.

The Dawg
01-12-2012, 07:47 PM
Pats should be favored by 15+

The Dawg
01-12-2012, 08:07 PM
Of course that being said I wish you nothing but luck on your bet! Hell it's $20 - may as well give it a ride.

JD10367
01-12-2012, 08:16 PM
So, wait... if you bet $20 and the Broncos and Texans win, you get $500?

Shit, I'm a Patriots fan, and even I'd plunk twenty bucks down on those odds. Why not?

Dayze
01-12-2012, 08:29 PM
I must be missing something. So the parlay is both teams win in order to win. So if that happens wouldn't the bettor win 5.5 & 3 for every dollar bet? So 8.5 x 20?

I'm a complete gambling noob so I'm sure I completely missing something

Dartgod
01-12-2012, 08:52 PM
I must be missing something. So the parlay is both teams win in order to win. So if that happens wouldn't the bettor win 5.5 & 3 for every dollar bet? So 8.5 x 20?

I'm a complete gambling noob so I'm sure I completely missing something

If you bet $10 on each separately, then yes. But since both must win in order to collect, the odds increase exponentially.

It's basically a +2500 money line bet

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 09:15 PM
+550 Money Line Bet?

Thats the Broncos money line bet, but I added The texans to the ticket. BOTH team have to win for me to collect.

I dont bet sports very often and Im really retarded when it comes to odds and all that stuff. I just know that if I out $20 on those two teams, because they are the biggest underdogs, I score the most. So Im going for it! o:-)

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 09:16 PM
Pats should be favored by 15+

I think the points are -13.5, but they are dropping too because people are betting the Broncos right now.

KChiefer
01-12-2012, 09:25 PM
Given the possibility of a neutralizing blizzard, $20? Sure, why not.

Still, that money'd be better invested in scratch-off tickets or a stripper's g-string, both of which are for suckers.

Jewish Rabbi
01-12-2012, 09:28 PM
I know you said this is just for fun, but parlay bets are for suckers.

Nzoner
01-12-2012, 09:29 PM
I think the points are -13.5, but they are dropping too because people are betting the Broncos right now.

I once watched a Chiefs line drop by 2 points in a little less than 4 hours at Caesars and it takes some serious money to move a line that much.I'll be damned if the Chiefs didn't lose the game outright and it was supposed to be considered an easy bet against the Jaguars.

I'm thinking in this case another 1/2 to a whole point could drop before Saturday's game.

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 09:30 PM
I know you said this is just for fun, but parlay bets are for suckers.

Suckers are people who truly believe they are going to win. I am having FUN. if I win GRAVY. If I dont, I dont give a shit. Im not that serious about it. I had FUN. Period.

Nzoner
01-12-2012, 09:32 PM
I know you said this is just for fun, but parlay bets are for suckers.

True but fock it,every visit to Vegas during NFL season I still dogear 5-20's for 5 parlays just for fun.

Jewish Rabbi
01-12-2012, 09:34 PM
Suckers are people who truly believe they are going to win. I am having FUN. if I win GRAVY. If I dont, I dont give a shit. Im not that serious about it. I had FUN. Period.

That's why I put the disclaimer in there. Just like most of the bets on a craps table, they are sucker bets. But fun to cheer for, and even more fun when they hit :D

Carlota69
01-12-2012, 09:37 PM
That's why I put the disclaimer in there. Just like most of the bets on a craps table, they are sucker bets. But fun to cheer for, and even more fun when they hit :D

Almost all gambling is a sucker bet. Those Texas Hold Em 3 Card Poker tables??? What a fucking joke, but hey if you know it and are having fun with it, PHUCK it.:thumb:

Simply Red
01-12-2012, 09:41 PM
our game up there would've even looked better had we'd started a QB not named "Palko."

Nzoner
01-12-2012, 09:43 PM
Almost all gambling is a sucker bet. Those Texas Hold Em 3 Card Poker tables??? What a ****ing joke, but hey if you know it and are having fun with it, PHUCK it.:thumb:

Almost?

Do tell :)

BigMeatballDave
01-12-2012, 09:48 PM
:)

listopencil
01-12-2012, 10:09 PM
This Tebow thing really is nuts. I was in a Wal Mart tonight with my kids to pick something up for my daughter. My son had a Bronco hoodie on with a big logo on the front. Neither me nor my daughter happened to have any Bronco gear on. We were approached several times and sucked into football conversations throughout the store. It was all positive stuff, mostly about Tebow.

One of the times we were standing near the book stand. I noticed the Tebow book, picked it up, read a few pages. I looked around and realized that several people were doing the same thing. I have to say it felt weird. People were standing around and talking about the book. I live in Northern California. Pretty far North. It's Niners/Raiders territory up here. It is very rare to find fans of other NFL teams in this area. They don't sell Bronco gear of any kind up here except in specialty stores.

JD10367
01-12-2012, 10:20 PM
The sad part? American culture loves to put it on a pedestal, then tear it down and laugh as it falls. And Tebow actually seems like a nice kid who is pretty clueless about the meteoric level of fame he's quickly acquired. I just hope he keeps the same level head about it all after his 10 minutes of fame are up...

Epic Fail 007
01-12-2012, 10:28 PM
Not wise,Tebow is not the team.He beat a old slow steelers d thats all.Wilfork will crush him,then god will come down and beam him up to the mothership.Brady will smoke the weak denver defense.My god hype will make people do crazy things.Thats all Tebow is,not some godly hero .Hes a special needs qb.

listopencil
01-12-2012, 11:35 PM
The sad part? American culture loves to put it on a pedestal, then tear it down and laugh as it falls. And Tebow actually seems like a nice kid who is pretty clueless about the meteoric level of fame he's quickly acquired. I just hope he keeps the same level head about it all after his 10 minutes of fame are up...

I think he will. He's not a normal kid.

evolve27
01-12-2012, 11:59 PM
Die donks, fucking die. I'll never root for them

ChiefsOne
01-13-2012, 07:39 AM
Shit, I could of gone to a bar and blown that on a beer and a shot of tequila. Big Whoop. This bet is F.U.N.

Does $20 sound like a serious bet to you, or someone just having some fun??? the latter my friend--the latter...

If the line is 13.5 and 25-1, I would have thrown a hundred down!

Valiant
01-15-2012, 02:00 AM
Yeah I have donks losing by 28 or more.

I can see the texans winning if their running game explodes.

Dammit I should of bet.. Would of been rich.. Pcked the niners to wins also..

Slainte
01-15-2012, 02:02 AM
FUN!

chagrin
01-15-2012, 06:21 AM
ROFL 46% completion rating isn't going to win a playoff game against a complete team. that was a fool's bet.