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go bowe
01-15-2012, 09:53 PM
I apologize in advance for stealing this word from you and calling the next person who pisses me of a meatpeeker.

nah, that's a name one of the mods gave to gochiefs back in the day...

meatpeeker was an ongoing joke for several years...

the name and the poster...

FAX
01-15-2012, 09:53 PM
no shit...

but do you think they went around to places like the planet and measured trolls' penises?

sounds like a job for meatpeeker...

I read this deal one time where some University Scientists conducted a study about the best way to swat a fly, Mr. go bowe. It was pretty interesting and only cost us American citizens $2 million dollars. It turns out that flies can suffer if you don't mash them real bad with the first blow.

Anyhow, my guess is that there has already been research done in the area of troll penis length and they probably pulled that off for a lot less since it is common knowledge that a troll will show you his penis for a quarter.

FAX

Dick Bull
01-15-2012, 09:54 PM
it's all about getting close...

the closer ya get, the less you have to reach...

of course i wouldn't know anything about that...

I'm so small that I rarely get contact with my big belly and all.

That's why I've trained myself to not need contact.

go bowe
01-15-2012, 09:55 PM
I read this deal one time where some University Scientists conducted a study about the best way to swat a fly, Mr. go bowe. It was pretty interesting and only cost us American citizens $2 million dollars. It turns out that flies can suffer if you don't mash them real bad with the first blow.

Anyhow, my guess is that there has already been research done in the area of troll penis length and they probably pulled that off for a lot less since it is common knowledge that a troll will show you his penis for a quarter.

FAX

yes, mr. fax...

i think you're on to something there... LMAO LMAO LMAO

go bowe
01-15-2012, 09:58 PM
I'm so small that I rarely get contact with my big belly and all.

That's why I've trained myself to not need contact.

big bellies can be fun...

just have her lay on her back, stick her legs straight up in the air and lay your belly right on top of hers and you're in business...

as far as not needing contact? some sort of eastern discipline maybe?

Dick Bull
01-15-2012, 09:58 PM
I read this deal one time where some University Scientists conducted a study about the best way to swat a fly, Mr. go bowe. It was pretty interesting and only cost us American citizens $2 million dollars. It turns out that flies can suffer if you don't mash them real bad with the first blow.

Anyhow, my guess is that there has already been research done in the area of troll penis length and they probably pulled that off for a lot less since it is common knowledge that a troll will show you his penis for a quarter.

FAX

Is this some sort of alternative ending to the Three Billy Goats Gruff?

Dick Bull
01-15-2012, 09:59 PM
big bellies can be fun...

just have her lay on her back, stick her legs straight up in the air and lay your belly right on top of hers and you're in business...

as far as not needing contact? some sort of eastern discipline maybe?

Saves me a fortune on STD medicines.

Pawnmower
01-15-2012, 10:00 PM
big bellies can be fun...

just have her lay on her back, stick her legs straight up in the air and lay your belly right on top of hers and you're in business...

as far as not needing contact? some sort of eastern discipline maybe?

He listens to a lot of Sting and COld Play , while jerkign off almost to the point of climax and then smashes his penis with a hammer.

Dick Bull
01-15-2012, 10:05 PM
He listens to a lot of Sting and COld Play , while jerkign off almost to the point of climax and then smashes his penis with a hammer.

If I listened to a lot of Sting and Cold Play it wouldn't be my penis I'd be smashing with a hammer. It would be my head.

Chocolate Hog
01-15-2012, 10:17 PM
They have the same short dick though.

Let me cum inside u

Backwards Masking
01-15-2012, 10:28 PM
Or maybe he just doesn't like pricks? :shrug:

he doesnt possess the tools to moderate if thats the case.

Backwards Masking
01-15-2012, 10:29 PM
I conducted a study in University that said internet trolls have penises that are in between 2-3 standard deviations shorter than average. I got to suck on lots of them, it was great

FYP

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:29 PM
nah, that's a name one of the mods gave to gochiefs back in the day...

meatpeeker was an ongoing joke for several years...

the name and the poster...

That was hilarious. He admitted to gazing at some guy's junk at the urinals.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 10:30 PM
he doesnt possess the tools to moderate if thats the case.

:facepalm:

go bowe
01-15-2012, 10:31 PM
Saves me a fortune on STD medicines.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:31 PM
he doesnt possess the tools to moderate if thats the case.

I'm fairly sure nobody has done anything to poor victimized Saul. He's still here, spewing lies and bullshit in the name of defending some punk he's personally identified as a dirtbag.

Bearcat may not like lunatics, either. I guess he could grease Saul on that basis, too. But much like yourself, he's still here.

go bowe
01-15-2012, 10:32 PM
He listens to a lot of Sting and COld Play , while jerkign off almost to the point of climax and then smashes his penis with a hammer.

owwwwwwww!!!!!!!1!!

that hurts just thinking about it...

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:33 PM
owwwwwwww!!!!!!!1!!

that hurts just thinking about it...

Listening to Cold Play? I know.

go bowe
01-15-2012, 10:35 PM
Listening to Cold Play? I know.

actually, i don't think i've ever heard cold play play...

do they sound like the beatles?

Pawnmower
01-15-2012, 10:38 PM
lol you guys are a fucking crack up

i fucking love chiefs planet

Pawnmower
01-15-2012, 10:39 PM
actually, i don't think i've ever heard cold play play...

do they sound like the beatles?

its actually decent music to try and bone down to

i wouldnt like blast it iin my truck but i would throw it on b4 date rape

go bowe
01-15-2012, 10:54 PM
its actually decent music to try and bone down to

i wouldnt like blast it iin my truck but i would throw it on b4 date rape

date rape? is that another band?

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:56 PM
date rape? is that another band?

They're opening for Hootie and the Blowjobs.

go bowe
01-15-2012, 10:58 PM
They're opening for Hootie and the Blowjobs.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Pawnmower
01-15-2012, 10:58 PM
date rape? is that another band?

ha ha

Yah and 'they' are playing in your mom's minivan when she goes out with me on friday

go bowe
01-15-2012, 11:00 PM
ha ha

Yah and 'they' are playing in your mom's minivan when she goes out with me on friday

ewwwwwwwww...

you go on dates with dead people?

what do they call that, necrophilia?

boogblaster
01-15-2012, 11:01 PM
ewwwwwwwww...

you go on dates with dead people?

what do they call that, necrophilia?

ya and they never tell .....

Pawnmower
01-15-2012, 11:02 PM
ewwwwwwwww...

you go on dates with dead people?

what do they call that, necrophilia?

awww

im sorry!! that sucks...i would miss my mom...:deevee:

Dick Bull
01-15-2012, 11:03 PM
ewwwwwwwww...

you go on dates with dead people?

what do they call that, necrophilia?

They're cheap, always put out, and never never bitch.

Just make sure to bring a lot of fabreze.

Pawnmower
01-15-2012, 11:05 PM
you negged me for post 595 of THIS THREAD when i was specifically talking with Phobia.

BAM - you're a Bitch.

not that everyone didnt already know it. Bitch.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

dude is such a crybaby holy shit

Setsuna
01-15-2012, 11:14 PM
I'm fairly sure nobody has done anything to poor victimized Saul. He's still here, spewing lies and bullshit in the name of defending some punk he's personally identified as a dirtbag.

Bearcat may not like lunatics, either. I guess he could grease Saul on that basis, too. But much like yourself, he's still here.

Dude makes one joke and you act like he killed your mother. Let it go.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:19 PM
Dude makes one joke and you act like he killed your mother. Let it go.

Yeah, it was just that one time, too. Fuck, what's wrong with me? :stupid:

Setsuna
01-15-2012, 11:26 PM
Yeah, it was just that one time, too. ****, what's wrong with me? :stupid:

:clap::facepalm:

WilliamTheIrish
01-16-2012, 06:10 PM
Dwight Schrute? LMAO

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 06:13 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

dude is such a crybaby holy shit

You need to go check out Texans Planet.

Chocolate Hog
01-16-2012, 06:14 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

dude is such a crybaby holy shit

ROFL

Pawnmower
01-16-2012, 06:15 PM
You need to go check out Texans Planet.

Yah?

All right....Im game.

Dick Bull
01-16-2012, 06:48 PM
I know I'm not a big donor or anything, but I will not donate anything else to this board unless/until the ban is lifted.

Who the fuck are you?

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 06:55 PM
Who the fuck are you?

Saul Good. I agreed to have my name changed in return for changing Frazod's name to "Dwight Schrute" with "Assistant to the Moderator" as his tag line. This is what he came up with for mine. Pretty clever.

I modified my sig from a quote about rep from Rain Man to something a little more fitting.

Just Passin' By
01-16-2012, 09:19 PM
These are fair questions. Frazod gets some rope here. We'll keep a closer eye.

But even if Frazod does all of these things the poll and nominations phases appear to be run fairly... meaning, if somebody else ran them there would be similar results.

My advice to anybody who doesn't like the poll or the impending ban is; don't be a douchebag.

Banning people because of some stupid poll, in effect an unpopularity contest, runs pretty much 180 degrees counter to what this place is supposedly about.

Chocolate Hog
01-16-2012, 09:19 PM
Banning people because of some stupid poll, in effect an unpopularity contest, runs pretty much 180 degrees counter to what this place is supposedly about.

You're late bruh.

Just Passin' By
01-16-2012, 09:20 PM
You're late bruh.

Haven't been coming around much. The bullshit here's been above waders level for months.

Douche Baggins
12-22-2012, 10:56 AM
Can we give Hootie his old account back?

threebag02
12-22-2012, 10:58 AM
Hootie>Billay

Saul Good
12-22-2012, 11:23 AM
Hootie had multiple threads better than any of the HOC selections.

Douche Baggins
12-22-2012, 11:26 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/33ypau1.jpg

LMAO

This was a fun time.

Phobia
12-22-2012, 11:27 AM
Can we give Hootie his old account back?

No. Especially not since you asked.

CoMoChief
12-22-2012, 11:28 AM
I think I should be a mod LMAO

unnecessary drama
12-22-2012, 11:30 AM
nuke that account for all I care

Chocolate Hog
12-22-2012, 12:06 PM
Hootie>Billay

Y u mad though?

PGM
12-22-2012, 12:13 PM
Capn Tasty is a better name anyway

Lumpy
12-22-2012, 12:28 PM
Let's recap...

Hootie didn't follow the rules specified in the agreement for his return. :titus:
Phobia pounded his ass w/ the ban hammer.
Flopnuts made this thread.
People wanted answers as to why he was banned.
Phobia stated that he was banned because he was being an idiot and didn't follow the rules, (as per their agreement).
Everybody went, "Oh, ok".
Saul and Fraz :PPL:
And I'm not quite sure, but I think DaFace came out of the closet.


**UPDATE**
Hootie, being all sneaky and shit, made a cleverly named mult account.
Hootie started posting on CP again.
Mods said, "meh".
Some posters said, "huh?".
Clay bumped old ass Hootie thread demanding that the mods give him his old account back.
Hootie said, "do not want".

To be continued...

Saul Good
12-22-2012, 12:30 PM
Let's recap...



**UPDATE**
Hootie, being all sneaky and shit, made a cleverly named mult account.
Hootie started posting on CP again.
Mods said, "meh".
Some posters said, "huh?".
Clay bumped old ass Hootie thread demanding that the mods give him his old account back.
Hootie said, "do not want".

To be continued...

Lumpy: the human montage

unnecessary drama
12-22-2012, 12:31 PM
just missed talking football with some of the regs

could careless about any of that other stuff anymore

Lumpy
12-22-2012, 12:32 PM
Lumpy: the human montage

Aye.

threebag02
12-22-2012, 12:33 PM
Capn Tasty is a better name anyway

Meatlovers Pizza Face was better

unnecessary drama
12-22-2012, 12:34 PM
I liked really cool handsome drag the best

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-22-2012, 03:44 PM
Meat Dragon was teh ghey.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-22-2012, 03:46 PM
Meat Dragon was teh ghey.

As soon as Pioli is fired, what are you going to change your name too? Make it good, bro.

Phobia
12-22-2012, 03:49 PM
Here's how mods feel about banned people... it's hard to keep them out if they really, really want to be here. If somebody comes back with a mult, we leave them alone as long as they fly under the radar. If you idiots want Hootie to be here then let him continue to fly under the radar. If you want him to be gone then start making demands and bumping old threads about it to draw more attention to the fact that a long-term banned person is back as a mult. Your choice. Get a clue.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-22-2012, 03:51 PM
Here's how mods feel about banned people... it's hard to keep them out if they really, really want to be here. If somebody comes back with a mult, we leave them alone as long as they fly under the radar. If you idiots want Hootie to be here then let him continue to fly under the radar. If you want him to be gone then start making demands and bumping old threads about it to draw more attention to the fact that a long-term banned person is back as a mult. Your choice. Get a clue.

#yourchoicetobeamember

And I agree with this. While I'm happy to see Hootie back, he knows he NEEDS to stay under the radar. And this shit doesn't help accomplish that. That is the same for every member who has received long term bans. We're really trying to look the other way. Help us, help them, help you, since you all want him back as well. Play the fucking game, yo!

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-22-2012, 03:55 PM
As soon as Pioli is fired, what are you going to change your name too? Make it good, bro.

If Peeholi is fired, I'll take "Goodbye Fat Fuck". If we don't draft Geno, this account gets killed off, and I'm coming back as 'Sweet Dick Willy' or 'Sweet Daddy Williams', TV's Original Pimp.

ekf028
12-22-2012, 04:02 PM
So when the hell can a newer member start creating threads and shit?

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-22-2012, 04:03 PM
So when the hell can a newer member start creating threads and shit?

When we damned well give you the nod, n00b.

Rausch
12-22-2012, 04:08 PM
just missed talking football with some of the regs

could careless about any of that other stuff anymore

Can you make cool videos?...

Sorter
12-22-2012, 04:09 PM
So when the hell can a newer member start creating threads and shit?

PM Bob Dole.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-22-2012, 04:10 PM
If Peeholi is fired, I'll take "Goodbye Fat Fuck". If we don't draft Geno, this account gets killed off, and I'm coming back as 'Sweet Dick Willy' or 'Sweet Daddy Williams', TV's Original Pimp.

ROFL

Bugeater
12-22-2012, 04:15 PM
So when the hell can a newer member start creating threads and shit?
Hopefully never.

Chocolate Hog
12-22-2012, 04:16 PM
Can we bring back Barry's koolaid? I'm sure his life after chiefs blogs is an interesting one.

Sofa King
12-22-2012, 04:23 PM
just missed talking football with some of the regs

could careless about any of that other stuff for now, but that will change at anytime

FYP

Pestilence
12-22-2012, 04:41 PM
Hootie has actually been pretty toned down since he's been back. I gotta give him credit.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-22-2012, 04:53 PM
Hootie has actually been pretty toned down since he's been back. I gotta give him credit.

He's getting older. I think he's growing up. I give him credit as well.

ekf028
12-22-2012, 04:58 PM
When we damned well give you the nod, n00b.

Lol...alright man. I'll just keep waiting patiently :D

burt
12-22-2012, 05:01 PM
If you want him to be gone then start making demands and bumping old threads about it to draw more attention to the fact that a long-term banned person is back as a mult. Your choice. Get a clue.

ROFLROFL We are talking about Clay here...a clue will not be had!!!