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Count Alex's Losses
01-14-2012, 11:50 PM
drunk show is on

Count Alex's Losses
01-14-2012, 11:51 PM
drunk ramblings below

Smed1065
01-14-2012, 11:51 PM
U deserve WPI. Idiot.

Smed1065
01-14-2012, 11:54 PM
Remember the lost playbook that LJ suked. Idiot. But could not be reported before Pioli, no I bet. Even WPI was #1 but sucked it up after Chiefs said no....no.

Idiot and a puss. Just from my results. Ask Else here.

Smed1065
01-14-2012, 11:57 PM
Yeah I drink but I am no idiot from a basement and try to know football. I watch it. LOL Wait watch the graphics.

Pawnmower
01-15-2012, 12:16 AM
I would totally go back-to-back with wendell in a gang fight.

He is my A.B.C.

-King-
01-15-2012, 12:54 AM
Remember the lost playbook that LJ suked. Idiot. But could not be reported before Pioli, no I bet. Even WPI was #1 but sucked it up after Chiefs said no....no.

Idiot and a puss. Just from my results. Ask Else here.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/165/707/tumblr_lqe19tu8DA1qiwpz6.gif

-King-
01-15-2012, 12:59 AM
Someone just needs to compile all 8000 of smeds post and make a book with them. Would likely be be best selling comedy book ever.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:00 AM
Did I leave my 4ft bong in here? I cant find it anywhere

Shogun
01-15-2012, 01:00 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/m8fhgg.jpg

Dr. Gigglepants
01-15-2012, 01:02 AM
Who else is seeing Ghost Rider 3D opening night?

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 01:04 AM
Make You happy. I could care less. Like the LJ playbook you suck dick on? Broke like you but why U hate some here>

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 01:09 AM
OK bitch. I was not the one to not show after just asking you not to say nothing.

Bitch from all side and info. U was there and never showed even after I agreed to not kick that fat ass. Now you bash the ones that informed you.

Fuck you skinny (still fat) bitch. I am real and american. Bring it. We can make money on PPV.

Suck your faT TIT.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:10 AM
Give me back my bong Smed. I know you have it

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 01:11 AM
I told all here I am good unless you talked shit, hell you never showed up? No. Sit the fuck down!

Correct me if I am wrong.

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 01:12 AM
Give me back my bong Smed. I know you have it

WTF are you? Like I give it up. Dup I see.

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 01:13 AM
Give me back my bong Smed. I know you have it

U are a dup or just a dup of ass lick.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:14 AM
WTF are you? Like I give it up. Dup I see.

Just give me back my shit

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:14 AM
U are a dup or just a dup of ass lick.

LMAO

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 01:16 AM
Beside you suck like well ignorant fools. Go alchohol cause ITS LEGAL. I SM0KE WEED FOR A REASON.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:18 AM
Beside you suck like well ignorant fools. Go alchohol cause ITS LEGAL. I SM0KE WEED FOR A REASON.

You mad bro?

Simply Red
01-15-2012, 01:19 AM
this guy lashed out at me the other night, I've tried to offer my help in the past. But it's hard to be helpful when he's being hostile like that.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:19 AM
Beside you suck like well ignorant fools. Go alchohol cause ITS LEGAL. I SM0KE WEED FOR A REASON.

Just give it back before it gives you the bed spins

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:20 AM
this guy lashed out at me the other night, I've tried to offer my help in the past. But it's hard to be helpful when he's being hostile like that.

Smed 90120

KcMizzou
01-15-2012, 01:20 AM
If Smed passes out, I can take over for him in about 2.... no 3 beers.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:21 AM
If Smed passes out, I can take over for him in about 2.... no 3 beers.

:p

KcMizzou
01-15-2012, 01:23 AM
:pIt'd be a challenge, though. I'm a pretty literate drunk. (And I'm great at drunken spell check)

FAX
01-15-2012, 01:31 AM
Go get 'em, Mr. Smed1065.

Make 'em pay.

FAX

Simply Red
01-15-2012, 01:33 AM
blowy ou bits

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 01:41 AM
Go get 'em, Mr. Smed1065.

Make 'em pay.

FAX

LOL yeah off the wagon.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:43 AM
I had to go take a poop.
Are we back?

KcMizzou
01-15-2012, 01:45 AM
I had to go take a poop.
Are we back?Yep. Everything come out ok?

Kyle DeLexus
01-15-2012, 01:45 AM
I told all here I am good unless you talked shit, hell you never showed up? No. Sit the fuck down!

Correct me if I am wrong.

You are wrong. He did show, you just went to the wrong terminal.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 01:46 AM
Yep. Everything come out ok?

squirts. we did shots of southern comfort every time the pats scored.
Not only aM I runnk but I have the squirts to boot

KcMizzou
01-15-2012, 01:52 AM
squirts. we did shots of southern comfort every time the pats scored.
Not only aM I runnk but I have the squirts to bootAnd you can't type for shit... but that's normal. :D

KcMizzou
01-15-2012, 01:57 AM
Hes a QB #1 with the dicks. That want 1.

Hey hate WR all you want. KC fan.

Be scared I Mis-tymed but bunch of you Boi's seem scared. LOL

I don't think I'm gonna get a chance to win this.

Simply Red
01-15-2012, 02:27 AM
LiveSteam is not a dupe you dildo

Backwards Masking
01-15-2012, 02:29 AM
here's mY Shitfaced take (and it Shitfaced)...

Slainte is a Bitch And A Half.

That is all....

Buck
01-15-2012, 02:31 AM
Smed, just wondering something sir.

Do you speak the same way you post?

KcMizzou
01-15-2012, 02:41 AM
It actually frightens me that I can't get drunk enough to type like Smed. And believe me, I've put in the effort.

luv
01-15-2012, 02:43 AM
It actually frightens me that I can't get drunk enough to type like Smed. And believe me, I've put in the effort.

That's because you type better when you're drunk than you do sober.

KcMizzou
01-15-2012, 02:45 AM
That's because you type better when you're drunk than you do sober.It's weird. Probably because I'm intentionally more careful.

Couldn't pay me to drive though. I know better.

Stanley Nickels
01-15-2012, 07:28 AM
Remember the lost playbook that LJ suked. Idiot. But could not be reported before Pioli, no I bet. Even WPI was #1 but sucked it up after Chiefs said no....no.

Idiot and a puss. Just from my results. Ask Else here.

<img src="http://derek.broox.com/photo/don-vitos-back-to-school-tour/full/2864/don-vito.jpg">

ChiefsNow
01-15-2012, 07:50 AM
Remember the bono yards 70 fooled. nobody, just nobody. Finger in cast tough. Okoye left right. Grbac not Gannon sucked. Dave Craig backwards thrown.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 08:20 AM
WOW! My head hurts. What the hell happened in here last night?
I found my bong by the way. It was in the shower. Weird

DBOSHO
01-15-2012, 09:06 AM
Holy shit.

"I am real and american"

Thats fucking awesome.

Count Alex's Losses
01-15-2012, 09:15 AM
Come at me, Smed.

Gonzo
01-15-2012, 09:57 AM
Oh Smed...
You're the Smeddiest.
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
01-15-2012, 10:01 AM
Remember the lost playbook that LJ suked. Idiot. But could not be reported before Pioli, no I bet. Even WPI was #1 but sucked it up after Chiefs said no....no.

Idiot and a puss. Just from my results. Ask Else here.

Ok...
I found my Smedian-English translator.
Here's what he said:
According to a recent survey, 85% of americans believe that the government utilizes mind-control. The other 15% drink bong-water and participate in "watersports and lemonparties".
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana
01-15-2012, 10:10 AM
:eek:

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 10:34 AM
this guy lashed out at me the other night, I've tried to offer my help in the past. But it's hard to be helpful when he's being hostile like that.

Cant save everyone? Yes off the wagon again. :banghead:

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 10:35 AM
Ok...
I found my Smedian-English translator.
Here's what he said:
According to a recent survey, 85% of americans believe that the government utilizes mind-control. The other 15% drink bong-water and participate in "watersports and lemonparties".
Posted via Mobile Device

Wow, figured you knew the code. Guess not.

LMAO

Smed1065
01-15-2012, 10:37 AM
Only one way to beat the people that left threads.

:LOL:

hometeam
01-15-2012, 10:45 AM
I think its google translator

Stanley Nickels
01-15-2012, 11:54 AM
babelsmed.altavista.com

luv
01-15-2012, 11:58 AM
Cant save everyone? Yes off the wagon again. :banghead:

Correction. You can't save people that don't want to be saved. You started a thread admitting your problem. That's a great step. Another step has to be being able to accept help. Some things you can't do on your own. You can say you need help until you're blue in the face, but nothing will happen until you accept it.

Okie_Apparition
01-15-2012, 12:09 PM
Smed wrecks taco bell like Hootie wrecks pussy

bevischief
01-15-2012, 12:21 PM
I have been up since 3am and pissed off. Not joking.

Direckshun
01-15-2012, 12:54 PM
I was not the one to not show after just asking you not to say nothing.

Gold.

LiveSteam
01-15-2012, 12:56 PM
A wop bobaloula a wop bam boom

LiveSteam
04-19-2012, 07:56 AM
HOLLY SHIT & GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Someone Smed all over my REP. Oh the humanity of it all.

Dave Lane
04-19-2012, 09:20 AM
I would totally go back-to-back with wendell in a gang fight.

He is my A.B.C.

This I totally believe

Simply Red
04-19-2012, 10:11 AM
Though i've not interacted w/ smed in months. Can someone please explain them?


Today 03:33 AMSmed1065
Do not play me, unless next is I am better. I thought so but, no.
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Today 03:30 AMSmed1065
TY. Like U had a chance. U was preaching and wanted too help. No U wanted to be U. I asked but U was I am better. I can prove it from VM and the I want to be good guy. Unless.. NM.

Thig Lyfe
04-19-2012, 10:20 AM
Beside you suck like well ignorant fools. Go alchohol cause ITS LEGAL. I SM0KE WEED FOR A REASON.

Are these lyrics from a The Streets song?

Simply Red
04-19-2012, 10:23 AM
Are these lyrics from a The Streets song?

He'll be back with you around 4pm once he wakes up.

Simply Red
04-19-2012, 10:23 AM
also, MODS can we merge Drunkie's account to smeds?

Phobia
04-19-2012, 10:25 AM
I think Smed gets into some locoweed every 2-3 months.

Simply Red
04-19-2012, 10:32 AM
I think Smed gets into some locoweed every 2-3 months.

yeah, Brent is basically a good guy, he just needs to figure shit out.

Buck
04-19-2012, 01:23 PM
I would totally go back-to-back with wendell in a gang fight.

He is my A.B.C.

You and Clay vs Me and Smed.

He is my B.A.C.

Frazod
04-19-2012, 01:26 PM
I love the thread title. I think "Smed Rampage" would make an excellent name for one of those modern metal bands that has screaming, incoherent lyrics.

luv
04-19-2012, 01:27 PM
You and Clay vs Me and Smed.

He is my B.A.C.

Blood Alcohol Content?

Thig Lyfe
04-19-2012, 02:10 PM
Blood Alcohol Content?

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/seinfeld.gif

Thig Lyfe
04-20-2012, 09:43 AM
hey smed

Simply Red
04-20-2012, 10:40 AM
smed, stop leaving weird ass visitor messages on my visitor page, I WILL report your posts in the future, and I'm totally down w/ Bob Dole, PAL!