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Setsuna
01-15-2012, 10:05 PM
Since I'm unqualified to take sides on this or practically any other issue, this actually sounds pretty rational.

But, speaking as someone who really doesn't care one way or the other about any of this, it really does seem as though Mr. Hootie is treated differently than other posters. Some people on this board just don't like other people on this board. It's human nature. I, for example, cannot bear Mr. gblowfish and his wacky "10 things" threads. I fully expect to see a "10 things" I did this week thread from now until the end of time as we know it. That would be okay, of course, were it not for the fact that sometimes in life there are 11 things and sometimes there are only 9 things. Heck, sometimes there are only 5 or 6 things. It stretches credulity, in fact, that a person encounters 10 things week after week after week with no deviation whatsoever. Yet, we get 10 things regardless of whether or not 10 things are warranted. I assume that Mr. gblowfish has 10 toes. Coincidence? I shall leave that for you to determine.

Meanwhile, I understand that Mr. Hootie and Mr. frazod and Mr. Dartgod and Mr. CrazyCoffee don't see eye to eye. In fact, it appears that Mr. Hootie is equally at home pissing in Planet Cheerios as he is in the shower. However, I fail to see the distinction between his board behavior and that of many other posters whom I shall not name for fear of getting my own ass banned to hell and gone.

Frankly, this whole deal sounds like Mr. Hootie slobbered on somebody's finger when he kissed the ring.

FAX
I really don't like Hootie, but what was done was petty and he was set up to fail.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:08 PM
You just don't fucking get it.

This guy's name is public knowledge on this board yet you falsely accuse a 25(?) year old kid of fucking rape. You are a sick creep. Shit like that can ruin a person's life. For anyone to falsely, knowingly, and continually lob rape charges at a kid is beyond disgusting. For a middle-aged loser with skeletons filling your closet, basement, shed, and public storage facility to do so while acting as if you are somehow above him is beyond pathetic.

But what about the rest of them Saul!

My accomplices! My partners in crime who have conspired to ruin this sweet, innocent child's life by REPEATING WHAT HE JOYFULLY ADMITTED on the BB! O the humanity!

You need to get them all, Saul! Defend the honor of your sweet little lovechop Hootie completely! Don't just stop with me!

Chocolate Hog
01-15-2012, 10:08 PM
Saul, Hootie admitted to fucking a drunken chick who was passed out. It might not be rape but it certainly was sexual assault. Nobody is making that up he seriously said it.

|Zach|
01-15-2012, 10:08 PM
Since I'm unqualified to take sides on this or practically any other issue, this actually sounds pretty rational.

But, speaking as someone who really doesn't care one way or the other about any of this, it really does seem as though Mr. Hootie is treated differently than other posters. Some people on this board just don't like other people on this board. It's human nature. I, for example, cannot bear Mr. gblowfish and his wacky "10 things" threads. I fully expect to see a "10 things" I did this week thread from now until the end of time as we know it. That would be okay, of course, were it not for the fact that sometimes in life there are 11 things and sometimes there are only 9 things. Heck, sometimes there are only 5 or 6 things. It stretches credulity, in fact, that a person encounters 10 things week after week after week with no deviation whatsoever. Yet, we get 10 things regardless of whether or not 10 things are warranted. I assume that Mr. gblowfish has 10 toes. Coincidence? I shall leave that for you to determine.

Meanwhile, I understand that Mr. Hootie and Mr. frazod and Mr. Dartgod and Mr. CrazyCoffee don't see eye to eye. In fact, it appears that Mr. Hootie is equally at home pissing in Planet Cheerios as he is in the shower. However, I fail to see the distinction between his board behavior and that of many other posters whom I shall not name for fear of getting my own ass banned to hell and gone.

Frankly, this whole deal sounds like Mr. Hootie slobbered on somebody's finger when he kissed the ring.

FAX

Yea, when you look at the Hootie situation individually you come away thinking...yea...banned...gone. When you think about his situation and look around the board and see the actions of others you come to a different conclusion.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 10:08 PM
He got put on probation for doing the same thing that other players in the league do routinely. Those other players are facebook friends with the commissioner and hang out with David Stern from time to time, so they don't get put on probation in the first place.

He got permabanned for something Hootie himself said was a bannable offense.

Count Alex's Wins
01-15-2012, 10:09 PM
Saul, Hootie admitted to fucking a drunken chick who was passed out. It might not be rape but it certainly was sexual assault. Nobody is making that up he seriously said it.

Who cares?

It was an amusing story.

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:10 PM
He got put on probation for doing the same thing that other players in the league do routinely. Those other players are facebook friends with the commissioner and hang out with David Stern from time to time, so they don't get put on probation in the first place.

Other players in the league have been banned from the league forever?

Your facebook analogy is bunk too. I'm friends with Joey and he's been banned twice in the past month. I'm facebook friends with probably 100 ChiefsPlanet members. I couldn't begin to connect usernames to IRL names on half of them.

Bill Parcells
01-15-2012, 10:10 PM
I once got put on ''double secret probation'' (aka moderation) I could read the board but all of my posts would go to a cache to be approved by a moderator before they were ''approved'' (which was never) the admin denied that I was on moderation..lol..and when asked I was like ''I cant fucking post''. it did gove me a unique ''glitch'' though. I was able to view the mod forum of a rival board..lol

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:11 PM
I really don't like Hootie, but what was done was petty and he was set up to fail.

By whom?

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:11 PM
First one was better. But I'm done denying there's an inner circle. There is definitely an inner circle. It's incredibly difficult to crack too. I wouldn't even try.

I'm not saying it's difficult to crack. I'm not even saying that membership shouldn't have it's privileges. It's been taken to the extreme, though.

You've got a middle aged man who adds negligible football insight to the forum running around and falsely accusing a person (not an anonymous internet handle mind you, but a person whose real first and last names are widely known) of rape. Meanwhile, he has started 40+ threads about douche contests on the forum...nothing happens because he goes to CP functions

You've got another poster who wishes death upon a person who is dying of cancer...all is forgiven because that poster sincerely apologized

Finally, one of the best posters on the forum, both in terms of football takes and general entertainment value, who talks a bunch of shit to some of the biggest shit-talkers on the board...put on probation and banned for 2 years

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 10:11 PM
Saul, Hootie admitted to fucking a drunken chick who was passed out. It might not be rape but it certainly was sexual assault. Nobody is making that up he seriously said it.

Do you have a link to that please?

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:12 PM
Saul, Hootie admitted to fucking a drunken chick who was passed out. It might not be rape but it certainly was sexual assault. Nobody is making that up he seriously said it.

SEE THIS SAUL! HOW DARE HE DEFAME YOUR SWEET LITTLE HOOTIE!

TEAR HIM APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:12 PM
Saul, Hootie admitted to fucking a drunken chick who was passed out. It might not be rape but it certainly was sexual assault. Nobody is making that up he seriously said it.

They are friends to this day. I'm pretty sure that she is more qualified to judge whether or not he did something wrong than you are.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:14 PM
Other players in the league have been banned from the league forever?

Your facebook analogy is bunk too. I'm friends with Joey and he's been banned twice in the past month. I'm facebook friends with probably 100 ChiefsPlanet members. I couldn't begin to connect usernames to IRL names on half of them.

Joey threatens to meet people in person and kill them. Hootie said that anyone who doesn't think Michael Jordan was great is a dumbass.

Dartgod
01-15-2012, 10:16 PM
IFinally, one of the best posters on the forum...put on probation and banned for 2 years
ROFL

Chocolate Hog
01-15-2012, 10:16 PM
Who cares?

It was an amusing story.

It's also likely how you were created as well.

Chocolate Hog
01-15-2012, 10:17 PM
Do you have a link to that please?

I'll try to find it when I get home. I recall several posters calling him out on it when it was posted.

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:19 PM
I'm not saying it's difficult to crack. I'm not even saying that membership shouldn't have it's privileges. It's been taken to the extreme, though.

You've got a middle aged man who adds negligible football insight to the forum running around and falsely accusing a person (not an anonymous internet handle mind you, but a person whose real first and last names are widely known) of rape. Meanwhile, he has started 40+ threads about douche contests on the forum...nothing happens because he goes to CP functions

Wrong. Nothing happens because he hasn't broken any rules to my knowledge. Nobody has ever reported a Frazod post as far as I can remember.

You've got another poster who wishes death upon a person who is dying of cancer...all is forgiven because that poster sincerely apologized
Wrong. He paid the price and he was incredibly remorseful.

Finally, one of the best posters on the forum, both in terms of football takes and general entertainment value, who talks a bunch of shit to some of the biggest shit-talkers on the board...put on probation and banned for 2 years
I'm done trying to change this perception. Dude had a probation agreement. He broke it. Sorry. Not my fault.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 10:21 PM
I really don't like Hootie, but what was done was petty and he was set up to fail.

So, Hootie's choices were...

- Stay permabanned for something he admits was a bannable offense.

or

- Be allowed back, but "set up to fail", since there's absolutely no way to ignore people on this board. No, wait... if self control isn't enough, there's a nifty ignore feature.

And for the 20th time, he didn't simply not ignore people, he started going after them... I read one interaction where he just stepped into a conversation and said "don't listen to that guy, he's just a lowlife blah blah". That's not trying to sneak across the street to the gas station while on house arrest... that's taking a road trip, then saying "but, everyone takes road trips!"

Damnit, now I'm doing analogies, too.

Seriously, I don't get what's so difficult to understand. Hootie understands he committed a bannable offense, so he knew the alternative was to never post here again... spending two weeks playing nice, followed by attacking people in threads that made no mention of him is kind of like gochiefs posting a gif that says "fuck the mods" the day after coming back from a filter evasion ban. It makes the mods look like idiots for ever trying.

Not that they need help looking like idiots -- zing!

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:21 PM
Wrong. Nothing happens because he hasn't broken any rules to my knowledge. Nobody has ever reported a Frazod post as far as I can remember.


Wrong. He paid the price and he was incredibly remorseful.


I'm done trying to change this perception. Dude had a probation agreement. He broke it. Sorry. Not my fault.

Fair enough. In your opinion, has hootie ever done anything as reprehensible as knowingly, falsely accusing a kid of rape?

Setsuna
01-15-2012, 10:22 PM
He didn't last 3 weeks. He got banned for 2 days almost immediately after coming back.



The terms of the probation were laid out via PM from DaFace. I didn't have anything to do with those original terms. So, if they're underhanded and manipulative then you're going to have to take that up with DaFace who is the fairest mod in the history of ChiefsPlanet if you ask anybody including Hootie.

You're still telling me that I should suggest to Frazod and Dartgod that they should watch their step around Hootie since Hootie is on probation and he's been instructed to avoid them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok two days, my bad. But dude, your JOB is to keep the peace, and asking two members to ignore ONE member, which I feel like you think that's handcuffing them or punishing them, to keep said peace for the greater good and not just to cater to long time members seems very reasonable. We are all adults, you are acting like a mom, who thinks the world of her two kids and hates the prodigal son, so she lets the others kick him in the nuts everyday, and punishes him for blocking one of their kicks. The fact you can't see simple logic, or rather ignoring it, is absolutely ridiculous. You can use the contract drawn up or whatever by the most reasonable mod, which DaFace was, but you and you alone banned him, and it wasn't a collective decision. BIASED.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:22 PM
I'll try to find it when I get home. I recall several posters calling him out on it when it was posted.

I'll make it easy for you. It's discussed in some detail in one of frazod's douche contest threads made in the past 2 years. That should narrow it down to only 60 or 70 threads.

|Zach|
01-15-2012, 10:23 PM
I'll make it easy for you. It's discussed in some detail in one of frazod's douche contest threads made in the past 2 years. That should narrow it down to only 60 or 70 threads.

LMAO

FAX
01-15-2012, 10:23 PM
I never saw the original post, but man ... if having sexual relations with a drunk girl is criminal, we're probably all in a lot of trouble and some of us should probably go to confession.

In fact, I think I'll go turn myself in. I don't want to, though. I was watching "Scared Straight" the other day and it looks as though some of those Faider fans like to give it to white boys in the booty. When the poor, troubled teens would walk by the cells, the Faider guys would stare at their bootys and scream like they'd never seen a booty in their entire lives. They're all like, "Booty, booty, booty!!" One would think that a guy who cares about the state of his booty would be pretty unhappy in prison.

FAX

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:27 PM
Here's a good one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=220613

Hamas and Dane were all over Hootie in this thread accusing him of rape - funny, but aren't these the same guys Saul of lamenting about not being on the BB earlier!

I guess they get a pass, though.

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:28 PM
Ok two days, my bad. But dude, your JOB is to keep the peace, and asking two members to ignore ONE member, which I feel like you think that's handcuffing them or punishing them, to keep said peace for the greater good and not just to cater to long time members seems very reasonable. We are all adults, you are acting like a mom, who thinks the world of her two kids and hates the prodigal son, so she lets the others kick him in the nuts everyday, and punishes him for blocking one of their kicks. The fact you can't see simple logic, or rather ignoring it, is absolutely ridiculous. You can use the contract drawn up or whatever by the most reasonable mod, which DaFace was, but you and you alone banned him, and it wasn't a collective decision. BIASED.

I'm not going to take any kind of administrative action on anybody who isn't under scrutiny. There's no other moderator that will do it either.

I'm going to ask you to stop responding to this thread now.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 10:28 PM
Ok two days, my bad. But dude, your JOB is to keep the peace, and asking two members to ignore ONE member, which I feel like you think that's handcuffing them or punishing them, to keep said peace for the greater good and not just to cater to long time members seems very reasonable. We are all adults, you are acting like a mom, who thinks the world of her two kids and hates the prodigal son, so she lets the others kick him in the nuts everyday, and punishes him for blocking one of their kicks. The fact you can't see simple logic, or rather ignoring it, is absolutely ridiculous. You can use the contract drawn up or whatever by the most reasonable mod, which DaFace was, but you and you alone banned him, and it wasn't a collective decision. BIASED.

False. Sure, someone has to pull the trigger, but it was discussed by all mods... one mod disagreed, a few agreed, and the owner of the site is creating a special playground for him.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:29 PM
Fair enough. In your opinion, has hootie ever done anything as reprehensible as knowingly, accurately repeating some some punk joyfully bragged about in an open forum?

Fixed your lying bullshit post, Saul.

Don't mention it.

Setsuna
01-15-2012, 10:30 PM
So, Hootie's choices were...

- Stay permabanned for something he admits was a bannable offense.

or

- Be allowed back, but "set up to fail", since there's absolutely no way to ignore people on this board. No, wait... if self control isn't enough, there's a nifty ignore feature.

And for the 20th time, he didn't simply not ignore people, he started going after them... I read one interaction where he just stepped into a conversation and said "don't listen to that guy, he's just a lowlife blah blah". That's not trying to sneak across the street to the gas station while on house arrest... that's taking a road trip, then saying "but, everyone takes road trips!"

Damnit, now I'm doing analogies, too.

Seriously, I don't get what's so difficult to understand. Hootie understands he committed a bannable offense, so he knew the alternative was to never post here again... spending two weeks playing nice, followed by attacking people in threads that made no mention of him is kind of like gochiefs posting a gif that says "**** the mods" the day after coming back from a filter evasion ban. It makes the mods look like idiots for ever trying.

Not that they need help looking like idiots -- zing!
Bearcat wtf dude? Why weren't frazod and dartgod who obviously can't let things go, not asked to compensate one tiny iota and ignore him? You act like they are saints too, but they seem like common sense posters to you mods, while hootie just isn't. That's how he is, can't change the man. Keep the peace without being unbiased. A mod's job.

Setsuna
01-15-2012, 10:31 PM
I'm not going to take any kind of administrative action on anybody who isn't under scrutiny. There's no other moderator that will do it either.

I'm going to ask you to stop responding to this thread now.

Fine. Revel in ignorance.

crazycoffey
01-15-2012, 10:32 PM
Fine. Revel in my ignorance.

FYP, and we are....

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:32 PM
Here's a good one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=220613

Hamas and Dane were all over Hootie in this thread accusing him of rape - funny, but aren't these the same guys Saul of lamenting about not being on the BB earlier!

I guess they get a pass, though.

I apologize to you, frazod. As long as others are falsely accusing someone of rape, it's okay that you do it too.

You're awfully adept at rationalizing away your hideous faults. I've seen Intervention enough to know that this is a common trait among people like you. Actually, all of your behavior is pretty much par for the course other than your penchant for extreme weight gain. That is uniquely frazod.

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:33 PM
Bearcat wtf dude? Why weren't frazod and dartgod who obviously can't let things go, not asked to compensate one tiny iota and ignore him? You act like they are saints too, but they seem like common sense posters to you mods, while hootie just isn't. That's how he is, can't change the man. Keep the peace without being unbiased. A mod's job.

I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THIS THREAD!!!! LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!!

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:34 PM
I apologize to you, frazod. As long as others are falsely accusing someone of rape, it's okay that you do it too.

You're awfully adept at rationalizing away your hideous faults. I've seen Intervention enough to know that this is a common trait among people like you. Actually, all of your behavior is pretty much par for the course other than your penchant for extreme weight gain. That is uniquely frazod.

I made you and Hootie your own thread, big guy. There we can delve into the depths of your devotion without ruining any other meaningful discussions.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 10:38 PM
Bearcat wtf dude? Why weren't frazod and dartgod who obviously can't let things go, not asked to compensate one tiny iota and ignore him? You act like they are saints too, but they seem like common sense posters to you mods, while hootie just isn't. That's how he is, can't change the man. Keep the peace without being unbiased. A mod's job.

I didn't mention frazod or Dartgod, so most of your post doesn't make any sense. It's not about them, because they've never been banned. Hootie was banned, he admits it was a bannable act, and agreed to play by a different set of rules, and was told that no one else would be playing by a different set of rules, and was told people would try to bait him, and was told to ignore it. He must have understood all of that, because he did it for a couple of weeks.

He's not the victim, because the alternative was that he would have stayed permabanned for something he admitted was bannable.

I can't explain it any clearer than that.

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:38 PM
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THIS THREAD!!!! LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!!

How did you feel about this, Setsuna? You did nothing wrong at all but I told you to leave the thread anyway.

Ring any bells for you?

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:39 PM
I made you and Hootie your own thread, big guy. There we can delve into the depths of your devotion without ruining any other meaningful discussions.

Another thread ridding the board of trolls? How mature of you.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:41 PM
Another thread ridding the board of trolls? How mature of you.

He's your boyfriend, dude. I've never before seen such devotion. Shit, Lumpy only wishes Gonzo was as devoted to her as you are to defending the epic legacy of your beloved Hootie.

Consider that thread your platform to confess your undying love to your poor banned pal.

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 10:47 PM
I'll make it easy for you. It's discussed in some detail in one of frazod's douche contest threads made in the past 2 years. That should narrow it down to only 60 or 70 threads.

Actually, no its not.

It's in the opening post of a thread Hootie's created about the incident. One where he said he set out to the bar with one goal. Where he said this girl woke up and "came to her senses" in the middle of the act. Where he said he knew he had a limited amount of time before she realized what was happening.

Which, ironically, he deleted 6 days ago.

Odd that he'd delete a post he made in 2009 in January 2012.

Argue all you want, but simply knowing a woman or having sex with her previously does not imply consent. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that in most states, having sex with a woman who is too drunk to consent is considered rape, or at the least, sexual assault.

He not being falsely accused at all. He fucking bragged about it.

crazycoffey
01-15-2012, 10:48 PM
ownage

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 10:48 PM
I may change my mind on Hootie and he probably did deserve to be banned for a long time. I totally forgot he called people niggers in the game threads twice. He has had more than enough chances I think.

And I like Hootie I just wish he would grow up a little but maybe that is what makes him kind of fun to talk with..

Frazod
01-15-2012, 10:49 PM
Actually, no its not.

It's in the opening post of a thread Hootie's created about the incident. One where he said he set out to the bar with one goal. Where he said this girl woke up and "came to her senses" in the middle of the act. Where he said he knew he had a limited amount of time before she realized what was happening.

Which, ironically, he deleted 6 days ago.

Odd that he'd delete a post he made in 2009 in January 2012.

Argue all you want, but simply knowing a woman or having sex with her previously does not imply consent. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that in most states, having sex with a woman who is too drunk to consent is considered rape, or at the least, sexual assault.

He not being falsely accused at all. He fucking bragged about it.

Saul Good has just removed you from his Christmas Card list and is frantically searching for any past admissions he can use against you.

You... you.. mean man!

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:51 PM
Actually, no its not.

It's in the opening post of a thread Hootie's created about the incident. One where he said he set out to the bar with one goal. Where he said this girl woke up and "came to her senses" in the middle of the act. Where he said he knew he had a limited amount of time before she realized what was happening.

Which, ironically, he deleted 6 days ago.

Odd that he'd delete a post he made in 2009 in January 2012.

Argue all you want, but simply knowing a woman or having sex with her previously does not imply consent. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that in most states, having sex with a woman who is too drunk to consent is considered rape, or at the least, sexual assault.

He not being falsely accused at all. He ****ing bragged about it.

I haven't read any of that garbage. I'd rather not. I'm still sick to my stomach recalling the posts where he admitted to spreading STD's knowingly and laughing about it. All this Hootie love from the past couple of days is mind-boggling to me. People must not read that dude's stuff.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 10:51 PM
Funny how I'm "owned", but I'm the only one that has quoted anything even remotely close to the topic.

doomy3
01-15-2012, 10:52 PM
I haven't read any of that garbage. I'd rather not. I'm still sick to my stomach recalling the posts where he admitted to spreading STD's knowingly and laughing about it. All this Hootie love from the past couple of days is mind-boggling to me. People must not read that dude's stuff.

No, it's not that people don't realize he is a douche, but there are plenty of other people here who post equally bad trash on here. At least Hootie mixes in some solid takes as well.

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 10:53 PM
Actually, no its not.

It's in the opening post of a thread Hootie's created about the incident. One where he said he set out to the bar with one goal. Where he said this girl woke up and "came to her senses" in the middle of the act. Where he said he knew he had a limited amount of time before she realized what was happening.

Which, ironically, he deleted 6 days ago.

Odd that he'd delete a post he made in 2009 in January 2012.

Argue all you want, but simply knowing a woman or having sex with her previously does not imply consent. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that in most states, having sex with a woman who is too drunk to consent is considered rape, or at the least, sexual assault.

He not being falsely accused at all. He fucking bragged about it.

I was just reading that thread and didn't notice that. What a bitch move

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 10:54 PM
Funny how I'm "owned", but I'm the only one that has quoted anything even remotely close to the topic.

Interesting, considering you couldn't even reference the right thread regarding the incident.

Gonzo
01-15-2012, 10:54 PM
Ok two days, my bad. But dude, your JOB is to keep the peace, and asking two members to ignore ONE member, which I feel like you think that's handcuffing them or punishing them, to keep said peace for the greater good and not just to cater to long time members seems very reasonable. We are all adults, you are acting like a mom, who thinks the world of her two kids and hates the prodigal son, so she lets the others kick him in the nuts everyday, and punishes him for blocking one of their kicks. The fact you can't see simple logic, or rather ignoring it, is absolutely ridiculous. You can use the contract drawn up or whatever by the most reasonable mod, which DaFace was, but you and you alone banned him, and it wasn't a collective decision. BIASED.

Who in the fuck is this n00b? Is he a mult? He sure seems well versed in planet history and he posts a helluva lot like a former member. According to his join date he's only been here a few months but posts like he's been here for years.

FAX
01-15-2012, 10:55 PM
Who in the **** is this n00b? Is he a mult? He sure seems well versed in planet history and he posts a helluva lot like a former member. According to his join date he's only been here a few months but posts like he's been here for years.

Ban His Ass!!!

FAX

Phobia
01-15-2012, 10:55 PM
No, it's not that people don't realize he is a douche, but there are plenty of other people here who post equally bad trash on here. At least Hootie mixes in some solid takes as well.

Hootie posted some good sports stuff, no doubt. That was the reason we brought him back. It's almost like he was in the inner circle because of his sports knowledge... getting all the special treatment from the mods - lifting a permaban.

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Thankfully someone had quoted his post so he couldn't delete that

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205219&highlight=rape&page=3

Originally Posted by Hootie http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5633579#post5633579)
I always go to the same bar on Wednesday's....

My ex-girlfriend is there every Wednesday as well...we don't really talk that much, but we're not enemies or anything...

We have a very interesting story, but I won't get into it because it's pretty surreal and I doubt many would believe it because it simply doesn't make any sense...

Anyways my current 'kind of girlfriend yet not to serious' was out of town for a birthday party or something so I told my friend that I had one goal, and it was to hook up with my ex, but he didn't think I could...

I had my doubts, because I knew she was either with someone else or into someone else...she had a long term boyfriend who was her best friend that will always hate me because he thinks I'm the reason she broke up with him, but the truth is she wasn't physically into him and considered him more of a brother than a boyfriend...but I could tell a few weeks ago when she stopped staring at me all of the time that she had found a new "fling"...

Anyways, this girl is a hardcore drinker...she gets wasted and that's when we used to have the majority of our "fun"...

Last week I was with my "girlfriend" and she kept walking by and hitting me in the back...I didn't pay any attention because that's what I usually do, but I knew that she was jealous and that I could use that to my benefit if I wanted to...

So back to last night...my friend had his doubts, but after I was sufficiently drunk enough, I decided to "put myself in the right place", meaning somewhere where I could entice her drunkness with my presence...

and it pretty much worked perfectly.

Her roommate came and talked to me (I was talking to some of my "girlfriends" at a random table)...we were talking about our Chocco Mountain (Mario Kart) races back in the day...and then all of the sudden she was like "do you want to have sex with Emily tonight?"

Hahahahaha. I asked her if she put her up to that to which she denied...but then I knew I was in...so I worked my way over to Em-dawg...and before I knew it we ditched the bar and it was on...

Then, out of nowhere, in the middle of my devious sexual escapade, my ex realizes she is pretty hammered and essentially kicks me out of her apartment (I live across the street from her and the bar is two blocks away)...I'm not mad because I pretty much accomplished everything I set out to do...and figured she was probably going to come to her senses sometime between 1 AM and 3 AM so at least I had hooked up with her again (my goal) for the first time in a month or so...

Anyways, I went back to the bar and my friends thought this whole ordeal was hilarious and were amazed that I somehow pulled it off...but something wasn't right with my ex (probably period week) and my left hand (fingering hand) smelt like total ass...now, we're drunk and find it hilarious that my hand reeks of pussy...

So the rest of the night at the bar my friend and I play a game with just about every girl leaving...

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...

I thought I'd share that wonderful story with you...it was a lot of laughs on my end.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Hootie posted some good sports stuff, no doubt. That was the reason we brought him back. It's almost like he was in the inner circle because of his sports knowledge... getting all the special treatment from the mods - lifting a permaban.

Wait, who am I supposed to be favoring? I'm so confused.

Gonzo
01-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Ban His Ass!!!

FAX

LMAO

Fax the vengeful.

doomy3
01-15-2012, 11:00 PM
What Dirk posted sounds a lot more like Saul's account than anyone else's. That never even mentions her being passed out at all.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:00 PM
Thankfully someone had quoted his post so he couldn't delete that

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205219&highlight=rape&page=3

Originally Posted by Hootie http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5633579#post5633579)
I always go to the same bar on Wednesday's....

My ex-girlfriend is there every Wednesday as well...we don't really talk that much, but we're not enemies or anything...

We have a very interesting story, but I won't get into it because it's pretty surreal and I doubt many would believe it because it simply doesn't make any sense...

Anyways my current 'kind of girlfriend yet not to serious' was out of town for a birthday party or something so I told my friend that I had one goal, and it was to hook up with my ex, but he didn't think I could...

I had my doubts, because I knew she was either with someone else or into someone else...she had a long term boyfriend who was her best friend that will always hate me because he thinks I'm the reason she broke up with him, but the truth is she wasn't physically into him and considered him more of a brother than a boyfriend...but I could tell a few weeks ago when she stopped staring at me all of the time that she had found a new "fling"...

Anyways, this girl is a hardcore drinker...she gets wasted and that's when we used to have the majority of our "fun"...

Last week I was with my "girlfriend" and she kept walking by and hitting me in the back...I didn't pay any attention because that's what I usually do, but I knew that she was jealous and that I could use that to my benefit if I wanted to...

So back to last night...my friend had his doubts, but after I was sufficiently drunk enough, I decided to "put myself in the right place", meaning somewhere where I could entice her drunkness with my presence...

and it pretty much worked perfectly.

Her roommate came and talked to me (I was talking to some of my "girlfriends" at a random table)...we were talking about our Chocco Mountain (Mario Kart) races back in the day...and then all of the sudden she was like "do you want to have sex with Emily tonight?"

Hahahahaha. I asked her if she put her up to that to which she denied...but then I knew I was in...so I worked my way over to Em-dawg...and before I knew it we ditched the bar and it was on...

Then, out of nowhere, in the middle of my devious sexual escapade, my ex realizes she is pretty hammered and essentially kicks me out of her apartment (I live across the street from her and the bar is two blocks away)...I'm not mad because I pretty much accomplished everything I set out to do...and figured she was probably going to come to her senses sometime between 1 AM and 3 AM so at least I had hooked up with her again (my goal) for the first time in a month or so...

Anyways, I went back to the bar and my friends thought this whole ordeal was hilarious and were amazed that I somehow pulled it off...but something wasn't right with my ex (probably period week) and my left hand (fingering hand) smelt like total ass...now, we're drunk and find it hilarious that my hand reeks of pussy...

So the rest of the night at the bar my friend and I play a game with just about every girl leaving...

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...

I thought I'd share that wonderful story with you...it was a lot of laughs on my end.

There have been more than a few additional details of that story that were since provided. This was nothing more than a dude and a chick getting really drunk and having sex. If you want his side of the story in more detail, it's out there.

listopencil
01-15-2012, 11:01 PM
everyone should be on Chiefs Planet.

^

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:01 PM
What Dirk posted sounds a lot more like Saul's account than anyone else's. That never even mentions her being passed out at all.

No shit. Frazod has basically turned that story into hootie drugging some random chick and raping her in an alley.

crazycoffey
01-15-2012, 11:03 PM
I love how some people have to know exactly why the owner of this site and the moderators appointed make any decision. The mods should just do what they do and everyone can live with it or leave. It's all that simple. the uber threads about hootie and banhammers and causes for daface to quit, all just wasted ban-width....

FAX
01-15-2012, 11:03 PM
What a romantic story. I never realized just how much Mr. Hootie and John Keats had in common.

FAX

doomy3
01-15-2012, 11:03 PM
Hootie goes to bar.

His ex's friend asks him if he wants to have sex with his ex.

He has sex with his ex.

Somewhere during the sex, the ex realizes that she's too drunk to make good decisions, so she asks Hootie to leave.

Hootie leaves.

Sounds like rape to me.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:04 PM
No shit. Frazod has basically turned that story into hootie drugging some random chick and raping her in an alley.

Heh. Even the posts of mine you found of mine never said anything remotely like that. What he actually did and admitted to was bad enough.

Your lies are falling flat, whiteknight. Try harder.

Perhaps you could accuse me of incontinence - after all, I did shit my diapers when I was a baby. LMAO

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 11:04 PM
What Dirk posted sounds a lot more like Saul's account than anyone else's. That never even mentions her being passed out at all.

The story probably has evolved I just think it is interesting he decides to delete it just a few days ago.

doomy3
01-15-2012, 11:04 PM
I love how some people have to know exactly why the owner of this site and the moderators appointed make any decision. The mods should just do what they do and everyone can live with it or leave. It's all that simple. the uber threads about hootie and banhammers and causes for daface to quit, all just wasted ban-width....

I can assure you that DaFace didn't quit because of any of the people in this thread who are questioning the mod's actions regarding Hootie.

Count Alex's Wins
01-15-2012, 11:05 PM
Hootie goes to bar.

His ex's friend asks him if he wants to have sex with his ex.

He has sex with his ex.

Somewhere during the sex, the ex realizes that she's too drunk to make good decisions, so she asks Hootie to leave.

Hootie leaves.

Sounds like rape to me.

Hootie had fucked that girl over 200 times.

|Zach|
01-15-2012, 11:06 PM
I love how some people have to know exactly why the owner of this site and the moderators appointed make any decision. The mods should just do what they do and everyone can live with it or leave. It's all that simple. the uber threads about hootie and banhammers and causes for daface to quit, all just wasted ban-width....

I had to double check to make sure it was CC who wrote this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FAX
01-15-2012, 11:06 PM
The story probably has evolved I just think it is interesting he decides to delete it just a few days ago.

Perhaps he's working on an updated composition?

Oftentimes, a writer will shred early drafts.

FAX

Pablo
01-15-2012, 11:06 PM
Hootie goes to bar.

His ex's friend asks him if he wants to have sex with his ex.

He has sex with his ex.

Somewhere during the sex, the ex realizes that she's too drunk to make good decisions, so she asks Hootie to leave.

Hootie leaves.

Sounds like rape to me.
Yeah.

Terrible person. Can't believe he'd do something like that.

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 11:07 PM
The story probably has evolved I just think it is interesting he decides to delete it just a few days ago.

Of course the story "evolved."

Dude doesn't think that fucking a girl too drunk to consent is wrong. He's gone out of his way to rationalize it, and finally decided to delete the post two years after the fact.

Really odd timing on that, BTW.

doomy3
01-15-2012, 11:08 PM
Of course the story "evolved."

Dude doesn't think that ****ing a girl too drunk to consent is wrong. He's gone out of his way to rationalize it, and finally decided to delete the post two years after the fact.

Really odd timing on that, BTW.

Maybe that was part of his super secret short leash agreement.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:08 PM
Heh. Even the posts of mine you found of mine never said anything remotely like that. What he actually did and admitted to was bad enough.

Your lies are falling flat, whiteknight. Try harder.

Perhaps you could accuse me of incontinence - after all, I did shit my diapers when I was a baby. LMAO

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Sorry, Pootie, the pathetic existences of your fellow social dregs don't apply to me. And I can assure I that I still get laid as much as I like, no ***** drugs***** or *****unconsciousness***** involved. Poor Pootie - you just don't understand how normal people live.

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Clever? How clever were you being when you bragged about raping the girl who was ******passed out****** at the party?

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Oh, and I got laid last night. Didn't have to ******drug her***** or anything.

Count Alex's Wins
01-15-2012, 11:08 PM
CrazyCoffey would have been an asset to any totalitarian regime. I suspect he had ancestors in the Hitler Youth.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:09 PM
Funny thing is, nobody would be talking about it now if Saul didn't bring it up every time he cites it as an excuse to rip on aspects of my life that happened decades ago.

FAX
01-15-2012, 11:09 PM
Maybe that was part of his super secret short leash agreement.

Or, perhaps Mr. Hootie is growing up and has come to realize that some of that stuff reflects poorly on his reputation as a deliberate, thoughtful human being concerned first and foremost with the welfare of others.

FAX

Pablo
01-15-2012, 11:10 PM
CrazyCoffey would have been an asset to any totalitarian regime. I suspect he had ancestors in the Hitler Youth.

LMAO

Gonzo
01-15-2012, 11:10 PM
Hootie had ****ed that girl over 200 times.

Heh... Nice Logic.

He did something with permission a bunch of times so it's ok for him to do it without permission?

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:10 PM
Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Sorry, Pootie, the pathetic existences of your fellow social dregs don't apply to me. And I can assure I that I still get laid as much as I like, no ***** drugs***** or *****unconsciousness***** involved. Poor Pootie - you just don't understand how normal people live.

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Clever? How clever were you being when you bragged about raping the girl who was ******passed out****** at the party?

Originally Posted by frazod View Post
Oh, and I got laid last night. Didn't have to ******drug her***** or anything.

I'm not getting "raped in an alley" out of any of that.

Am I missing something?

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 11:12 PM
Maybe that was part of his super secret short leash agreement.

How is it super secret? We've done everything but copy and paste the PMs and move the mod forum thread to the Lounge.

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 11:12 PM
Hootie had fucked that girl over 200 times.

I've fucked my wife over 200 times.

Guess what?

If she's too drunk to consent to sex, it's rape.

Phrases like, "comes to her senses" and "realizes she is pretty hammered" implies she didn't realize what was happening.

FAX
01-15-2012, 11:12 PM
CrazyCoffey would have been an asset to any totalitarian regime. I suspect he had ancestors in the Hitler Youth.

We can't all be leaders. The world needs followers, too. People willing to take the billy club to the noggin of innocent women and children who forget to use their seatbelts or cross the street on the red light.

FAX

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:13 PM
I'm not getting "raped in an alley" out of any of that.

Am I missing something?

So it's the "alley" part that disturbs you? This is a geographical inaccuracy?

ClevelandBronco
01-15-2012, 11:13 PM
I don't really care one way or the other. However, an honest question here.

If he were allowed back, how long do you all honestly think he would last before he flew off the handle? A month or two? He is good at two things here, talking sports and stirring shit.

From what I've seen today, he'd be perfectly content to have his own board to run. If AC is serious about doing that then more power to him. Like Hootie said, he'll have the best whateverplanet.com board ever!

Your name is infected. It's all red.

Pablo
01-15-2012, 11:14 PM
Heh... Nice Logic.

He did something with permission a bunch of times so it's ok for him to do it without permission?

Pretty sure that story says it was mutual that they left the bar and started fucking. Then she kicked him out. And he left. I don't see forced sex in there; but certain folks are gonna see what they want to in that story.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:14 PM
I've fucked my wife over 200 times.

Guess what?

If she's too drunk to consent to sex, it's rape.

Phrases like, "comes to her senses" and "realizes she is pretty hammered" implies she didn't realize what was happening.

So when your wife surprises you by waking you up with a BJ, she's a rapist?

doomy3
01-15-2012, 11:14 PM
How is it super secret? We've done everything but copy and paste the PMs and move the mod forum thread to the Lounge.

I just have to believe there was more to it than that, because there is no way a group of reasonable mods would agree that his posts recently would have been worthy of a 2 year ban under the terms that have been mentioned on here.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:15 PM
So it's the "alley" part that disturbs you? This is a geographical inaccuracy?

BTW, do you think Hootie appreciates you endlessly bring this up? Now look - everybody's talking about it. That's all on you, bud.

You're not exactly doing your sweet little lovechop Hootie any favors, are you?

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:16 PM
BTW, do you think Hootie appreciates you endlessly bring this up? Now look - everybody's talking about it. That's all on you, bud.

You're not exactly doing your sweet little lovechop Hootie any favors, are you?

Don't really give a shit about hootie. He's a dirtbag, and he admits it. That doesn't mean he deserves to have a middle-aged loser accusing him of rape.

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 11:16 PM
Of course the story "evolved."

Dude doesn't think that fucking a girl too drunk to consent is wrong. He's gone out of his way to rationalize it, and finally decided to delete the post two years after the fact.

Really odd timing on that, BTW.

This is a good one

Rausch...buddy...do a google search yourself.

If a girl is too drunk, it falls on the guy, no matter what...even if they are in the same boat.

GOOGLE is your friend...

If she is too drunk to knowingly consent, it is rape, even if the guy is in the same boat.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:18 PM
This is a good one

Is he giving moral advice, or is he talking about what a ridiculous double standard the letter of the law is?

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:18 PM
Don't really give a shit about hootie. He's a dirtbag, and he admits it. That doesn't mean he deserves to have a middle-aged loser accusing him of rape.

But that's your only problem with me, right? :LOL:

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 11:20 PM
So when your wife surprises you by waking you up with a BJ, she's a rapist?

Am I too drunk to make a rational decision?

If so, then yeah, she could technically be charged with sexual assault.

Sorry that the law doesn't agree with you on this one.

Hell, he even admits that he could have been charged in another thread.

EDIT: Looks like someone beat me to it.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:21 PM
Am I too drunk to make a rational decision?

If so, then yeah, she could technically be charged with sexual assault.

Sorry that the law doesn't agree with you on this one.

Hell, he even admits that he could have been charged in another thread.

What does being drunk have to do with anything? You didn't consent to it in advance.

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 11:23 PM
What does being drunk have to do with anything? You didn't consent to it in advance.

Are you fucking retarded?

We're talking about a girl that was too drunk to make a rational decision. When she came to, she booted his ass.

Yeah, I'd say intoxication is pretty relevant in this case.

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 11:24 PM
Is he giving moral advice, or is he talking about what a ridiculous double standard the letter of the law is?

He is talking about something he learned in class supposedly.

Phobia
01-15-2012, 11:25 PM
I just have to believe there was more to it than that, because there is no way a group of reasonable mods would agree that his posts recently would have been worthy of a 2 year ban under the terms that have been mentioned on here.

He was permabanned <2 months ago. He came back under probationary terms. He did not fulfill the terms. Despite all that, he's still in better shape than he was 2 months ago.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:26 PM
Are you fucking retarded?

We're talking about a girl that was too drunk to make a rational decision. When she came to, she booted his ass.

Yeah, I'd say intoxication is pretty relevant in this case.Have you and your wife ever gotten really drunk and had sex?

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:27 PM
Quick, Saul. Somebody else insulted you - bring up some terrible shit from my past and throw it in my face like I just did it five minutes ago!

I'm waiting.....

I guess in a way it's good that you hold me personally responsible for all transgressions against poor Hootie. Saves my friends from having to deal with your hateful, fucktarded pussy bullshit.

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 11:27 PM
.

I'm not going to get into any details...but she wasn't passed out...she never did pass out...and she wasn't uncomfortable since she was the aggressor...to the entire experience...only over there because she dragged me there and left the same night while she was still wide awake. We were both hammered...so if having sex when you are drunk is rape than I've been guilty for a long time.

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:28 PM
.

I once raped my hand when I was drunk.

My mind was telling me yes, but my body, my body was telling me no.

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 11:29 PM
Have you and your wife ever gotten really drunk and had sex?

Not once.

Can't say I'd get too excited about having sex with my wife while she's passed out. No offense if that's your cup of tea, but it's pretty fucking sick, IMO.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 11:29 PM
I just have to believe there was more to it than that, because there is no way a group of reasonable mods would agree that his posts recently would have been worthy of a 2 year ban under the terms that have been mentioned on here.

Click on my name, then 'Find more posts by Bearcat'... I've explained it a few different ways in the past 5 or 10 posts. Or do the same with Phobia. Not trying to brush you off, but I'm tired of typing the same stuff and have some real life stuff to do.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:29 PM
.

Stop being a white knight, dirk.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:29 PM
Not once.

Can't say I'd get too excited about having sex with my wife while she's passed out. No offense if that's your cup of tea, but it's pretty fucking sick, IMO.

Who said anything about being passed out?

dirk digler
01-15-2012, 11:30 PM
then again

anyone who reads this thread knows why Dane called me a rapist...he was being an idiot and knew he was being an idiot and was pissed people didn't pile on me with him so then he played the rapist card...

These people don't have a sense of humor...

I dated a girl for a year and we used to get really drunk at our favorite campus bar and I'd tell my friends the next day that I was pretty sure she was probably passed out the whole time and those idiots took it as me blindfolding a random girl, raping her, bleaching her remains, cutting her into pieces, and burying her in a forest.

Just like taking a Ritalin once a semester to write a big paper makes me addicted to drugs and just like getting drunk makes me a Sociopath...

Hypocrites...

Hamas starts threads about throwing drinks at girls at bars and slicing his wrists...

I make a joke about my girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/booty call...and I'm a pill popping Sociopath rapist who burns the American flag and draws Swastikas on the Bible.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:32 PM
then again

I'd say the "I made a joke" part explains that it was, well, a joke.

Pablo
01-15-2012, 11:32 PM
Not once.

Can't say I'd get too excited about having sex with my wife while she's passed out. No offense if that's your cup of tea, but it's pretty fucking sick, IMO.

By his account this girl never passed out. She just realized she made a bad decision and made him leave. Which he did. If she truly felt sexually assaulted she would have called the police and ol' Hootie would be a registered sex offender.

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:34 PM
Click on my name, then 'Find more posts by Bearcat'... I've explained it a few different ways in the past 5 or 10 posts. Or do the same with Phobia. Not trying to brush you off, but I'm tired of typing the same stuff and have some real life stuff to do.


Could you guys just get together and type up some kind of formal press release or something. We need another Hootie thread

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:36 PM
Who said anything about being passed out?

Why do I have a vision of you pecking on the keyboard with your left and stroking it with your right?

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:38 PM
Could you guys just get together and type up some kind of formal press release or something. We need another Hootie thread

You know he's loving this. He probably hasn't been this happy since he force-fed that nine year old girl Quaaludes, anally raped her, killed her, chopped up her body, shoved it in the toilet, pissed on it, flushed it, and didn't even put the seat down.

Bearcat
01-15-2012, 11:38 PM
Could you guys just get together and type up some kind of formal press release or something. We need another Hootie thread

I thought about that earlier... maybe edit the OP of this thread with a few quotes or a summary. It won't come from me tonight though... I've been here way too much today anyway.

Must... step... away....

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:38 PM
Why do I have a vision of you pecking on the keyboard with your left and stroking it with your right?

Because you're sitting next to me, dad.

|Zach|
01-15-2012, 11:39 PM
I would have figured the actual post to be way different than that.

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:40 PM
You know he's loving this. He probably hasn't been this happy since he force-fed that nine year old girl Quaaludes, anally raped her, killed her, chopped up her body, shoved it in the toilet, pissed on it, flushed it, and didn't even put the seat down.



I call Bullshit. There's no way if he flushed her that should go down. At the bare minimum there'd be floaties.

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:40 PM
Because you're sitting next to me, dad.

Don't believe a word of this anyone.

I am not.

Kyle DeLexus
01-15-2012, 11:41 PM
I call Bullshit. There's no way if he flushed her that should go down. At the bare minimum there'd be floaties.

She was incredibly lean.

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 11:41 PM
By his account this girl never passed out. She just realized she made a bad decision and made him leave. Which he did. If she truly felt sexually assaulted she would have called the police and ol' Hootie would be a registered sex offender.

By his account.

Yeah, he says things like "came to her senses" and "realizes she was hammered."

That implies she wasn't capable of rational decisions when the act began.

But please, keep defending a guy who thinks this and knowingly passing on STD's is funny.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:42 PM
Don't believe a word of this anyone.

I am not.

My real dad? No, and you never will be. You are just my step dad.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:43 PM
She was incredibly lean.

Well yeah. He tied her up in the basement for a week without food first, but I didn't want to make him sound like a bad guy by including tangential details.

OnTheWarpath58
01-15-2012, 11:44 PM
Eh, I'm off to bed.

You guys can continue to defend fucking a girl that was too drunk to say no until after he already started. Real classy stuff there, fellas.

Just curious, but will you guys be on your periods the entire two years he's banned? Some of us would appreciate the heads-up.

Have a good night.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:44 PM
By his account.

Yeah, he says things like "came to her senses" and "realizes she was hammered."

That implies she wasn't capable of rational decisions when the act began.

But please, keep defending a guy who thinks this and knowingly passing on STD's is funny.

Hey Saul, do you have a defense package prepared for the STD bit?

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:45 PM
My real dad? No, and you never will be. You are just my step dad.


LMAO

Nope. I didn't marry her. Just got her drunk and date raped her occasionally.

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:47 PM
Hey Saul, do you have a defense package prepared for the STD bit?

Isn't a defense package for an STD a condom?

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:47 PM
LMAO

Nope. I didn't marry her. Just got her drunk and date raped her occasionally.

Understandable. I'd high five you if I had a free hand.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:48 PM
Isn't a defense package for an STD a condom?

No, I mean defending Hootie for knowingly passing along STD. I assume that'll get a pass from our good old moral compass Saul as well. Amiright?

Pablo
01-15-2012, 11:49 PM
Eh, I'm off to bed.

You guys can continue to defend fucking a girl that was too drunk to say no until after he already started. Real classy stuff there, fellas.

Just curious, but will you guys be on your periods the entire two years he's banned? Some of us would appreciate the heads-up.

Have a good night.

No. I believe I'll stop having an opinion on the matter to appease a dozen people on this board.

LMAO

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:50 PM
No, I mean defending Hootie for knowingly passing along STD. I assume that'll get a pass from our good old moral compass Saul as well. Amiright?

So the drunk chick had the stds or hootie? Havent heard this one before.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:50 PM
Eh, I'm off to bed.

You guys can continue to defend fucking a girl that was too drunk to say no until after he already started. Real classy stuff there, fellas.

Just curious, but will you guys be on your periods the entire two years he's banned? Some of us would appreciate the heads-up.

Have a good night.Weird.

Originally Posted by Short Leash Hootie View Post
I'm not going to get into any details...but she wasn't passed out...she never did pass out...and she wasn't uncomfortable since she was the aggressor...to the entire experience...only over there because she dragged me there and left the same night while she was still wide awake. We were both hammered...so if having sex when you are drunk is rape than I've been guilty for a long time.

Saul Good
01-15-2012, 11:51 PM
So the drunk chick had the stds or hootie? Havent heard this one before.

Theoretically, they both wound up with STDs.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:52 PM
So the drunk chick had the stds or hootie? Havent heard this one before.

I don't remember the details at all. Somebody else brought it up. Contrary to certain lies you've been told, I don't devote myself to monitoring Hootie's various depravities.

J Diddy
01-15-2012, 11:57 PM
I don't remember the details at all. Somebody else brought it up. Contrary to certain lies you've been told, I don't devote myself to monitoring Hootie's various depravities.

Nay nobody told me anything about any of that. To be honest I've just spent the last 2 days moving to Pittsburg and haven't followed any of this. I just needed some unwinding and this has presented ample opportunity to do just that.

If you can't tell I'm treating this whole mess entirely as a joke.

I will say this though. If that mother fucker is responsible for passing along the strand of the clap I got last spring me and him's gonna have words.

Frazod
01-15-2012, 11:58 PM
Nay nobody told me anything about any of that. To be honest I've just spent the last 2 days moving to Pittsburg and haven't followed any of this. I just needed some unwinding and this has presented ample opportunity to do just that.

If you can't tell I'm treating this whole mess entirely as a joke.

I will say this though. If that mother fucker is responsible for passing along the strand of the clap I got last spring me and him's gonna have words.

Your clap revelation is currently being cataloged for future use.

J Diddy
01-16-2012, 12:01 AM
Your clap revelation is currently being cataloged for future use.



Fair enough, but I must warn you. I'm not really me right now. I'm someone else.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 12:04 AM
Fair enough, but I must warn you. I'm not really me right now. I'm someone else.

Doesn't matter. You've been cataloged, you unclean horrible person! And even if you were cured immediately, guess what - you still have it! Today! Right now! LMAO

J Diddy
01-16-2012, 12:12 AM
Doesn't matter. You've been cataloged, you unclean horrible person! And even if you were cured immediately, guess what - you still have it! Today! Right now! LMAO


Hey.

It's a great way to get out of sleeping with ugly chicks.

Really drives em away.

Chocolate Hog
01-16-2012, 01:03 AM
Hootie had ****ed that girl over 200 times.

Who the fuck counts how many times they drill their gf?

Phobia
01-16-2012, 01:08 AM
Who the **** counts how many times they drill their gf?

Then tells it to their creepy little internet buddy? I wonder how many times those two have sexted.

tk13
01-16-2012, 01:17 AM
Q: What did Hootie say to the guy who wanted to get it on with his girlfriend?

A: You can have her when you pry me from her cold, dead hands.

WildTurkey
01-16-2012, 01:22 AM
Who the **** counts how many times they drill their gf?

Is that 200 times sober or 200 times drunk and passed out?

DeezNutz
01-16-2012, 01:22 AM
Cassel > ChiefsPlanet.

Bowser
01-16-2012, 02:21 AM
Q: What did Hootie say to the guy who wanted to get it on with his girlfriend?

A: You can have her when you pry me from her cold, dead hands.

Cassel > ChiefsPlanet.

LMAO LMAO

Bowser
01-16-2012, 02:22 AM
Is this a pro-Hootie thing going on, or an anti-Phobia? Perhaps an anti-moderation thing?

SPchief
01-16-2012, 02:51 AM
Is this a pro-Hootie thing going on, or an anti-Phobia? Perhaps an anti-moderation thing?

yes

Phobia
01-16-2012, 04:03 AM
Was it Phobia who banned you the last time, FloridaChief? I can't recall.

No. ENDelt. I should call Brian to find out if he intended that to be temporary or a permanent ban.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 07:16 AM
No. ENDelt. I should call Brian to find out if he intended that to be temporary or a permanent ban.

As I recall, his banning was the result of a fairly epic meltdown, so my money's on permanent.

The funny thing was, when he started humping my leg in the other thread, I simply referred to him as "FC." When he responded, he altered my original post in the quote and filled in "FloridaChief," and seemed butthurt that I outed him. As if everybody on the board would remember who FC was.

Maybe he was just glad to finally be out of the closet. Who knows?

bevischief
01-16-2012, 07:43 AM
It's my fault that Hootie couldn't follow the terms of his probation as defined by DaFace?

I like going to Buffalo Wild Wings a lot. One time I got really drunk and there was an embarrassing altercation with a bartender and a waitress. I got kicked out and told to never return.

A few months later, I called up the manager and told him that I really really liked their wings and beer and that I would do ANYTHING if he'd let me come back.

He talked it over with the General Manager and the bartender and they said that I could come back if I avoided the bartender and that waitress.

Turns out I couldn't help myself. I got into it with the bartender again. I got kicked out again. DAMN THAT GENERAL MANAGER!!!!

Which one was it?

Dartgod
01-16-2012, 08:16 AM
Bearcat wtf dude? Why weren't frazod and dartgod who obviously can't let things go, not asked to compensate one tiny iota and ignore him? You act like they are saints too, but they seem like common sense posters to you mods, while hootie just isn't. That's how he is, can't change the man. Keep the peace without being unbiased. A mod's job.

Again, I never once engaged Hootie after his return.

This is what is so infuriating about this whole deal is that there are a number of people here like you, who are all up in arms about this "injustice" when they don't even know the simple facts of the matter.

patteeu
01-16-2012, 09:35 AM
Saul would you agree that ****ing a girl that was passed out is rape?

Also I remember hootie bragging about how he would **** chicks when he has an STD.

I know he is young and probably says and does stupid things but that still doesn't excuse it.

Not when she had a sexual history with the guy and went home with the guy explicitly to get laid. It's not gentlemanly to be sure, but it doesn't rise to the level of rape.

patteeu
01-16-2012, 09:51 AM
So the league suspends one player for carrying the ball because they don't like him. The rest of the players in the league carry the ball just as often, but they go to David Stern's barbeque in the offseason, so this one player is the only one who gets suspended.

Then, when he comes back to the league, he's still on probation. He very slightly rolls his hand over the ball (nothing near as bad as he did before his suspension, and nothing as bad as the rest of the players in the league do on a routine basis), so the league bans him for two years saying that he violated probation.

How's that?

You forgot to add that the league official who bans him hides behind the other league official who wrote the probation letter as if he had no choice in the matter.

Dartgod
01-16-2012, 09:54 AM
You forgot to add that the league official who bans him hides behind the other league official who wrote the probation letter as if he had no choice in the matter.

Go find another message board if it offends you so.

What a bunch of bleeding vaginas. :rolleyes:

Pablo
01-16-2012, 09:59 AM
Which one was it?

LMAO

Pablo
01-16-2012, 10:00 AM
Go find another message board if it offends you so.

What a bunch of bleeding vaginas. :rolleyes:

Love it or leave it!

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 10:07 AM
Go find another message board if it offends you so.

What a bunch of bleeding vaginas. :rolleyes:

May I suggest www.texansplanet.com/bb ? Its like raping a drunk chick while watching a double rainbow.


On an unrelated note, I have never owned a message board. If I did, I don't know that I would be overly enthusiastic about a poster who has been on the site for nearly 12 years and over 20,000 posts without ever kicking in a nickel telling supporters to find a new board.

Dartgod
01-16-2012, 10:09 AM
May I suggest www.texansplanet.com/bb ? Its like raping a drunk chick while watching a double rainbow.


On an unrelated note, I have never owned a message board. If I did, I don't know that I would be overly enthusiastic about a poster who has been on the site for nearly 12 years and over 20,000 posts without ever kicking in a nickel telling supporters to find a new board.

Yeah. I've never done a ****ing thing to promote this site or been involved in personal relationships with any of the members.




Oh wait, yes I have. Please kindly go **** yourself.

patteeu
01-16-2012, 10:09 AM
I've ****ed my wife over 200 times.

Guess what?

If she's too drunk to consent to sex, it's rape.

Phrases like, "comes to her senses" and "realizes she is pretty hammered" implies she didn't realize what was happening.

Don't quit your day job for a legal secretary job like Frazod's.

LiveSteam
01-16-2012, 10:20 AM
May I suggest www.texansplanet.com/bb ? Its like raping a drunk chick while watching a double rainbow.

Nice place ya have their Sauly. Luv what you have done with it.
What's the GOOD for? Why not just Saul,or Saul bleeding vagina?

Frazod
01-16-2012, 10:48 AM
Don't quit your day job for a legal secretary job like Frazod's.

So, you're Saul's white knight, and Saul is Hootie's white knight.

Does that make you Hootie's Grand White Knight? LMAO

LiveSteam
01-16-2012, 10:51 AM
So, you're Saul's white knight, and Saul is Hootie's white knight.

Does that make you Hootie's Grand White Knight? LMAO

JFC what we have here frazod is a full blown Hootie circle jerk.
pillowbiters & crying vagina's

Frazod
01-16-2012, 10:54 AM
JFC what we have here frazod is a full blown Hootie circle jerk.
pillowbiters & crying vagina's

Is he still banned? Yes?

Gee, that's too bad. :D

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 10:59 AM
Go find another message board if it offends you so.

What a bunch of bleeding vaginas. :rolleyes:

Nice place ya have their Sauly. Luv what you have done with it.
What's the GOOD for? Why not just Saul,or Saul bleeding vagina?

Saul Bleeding Vagina was my first choice, but it was taken. It suggested Saul Bleeding Vagina 37, but I didn't want people to get us all confused.

I think most people are aware that my mult, Saul Bad Guy, is a completely different persona, but they still get the two accounts confused.

When I post as Saul Bad Guy, I am playing the role of a disease riddled bastard child of a Korean sex worker who supports the wildcats and likes to fingerbang racoons while sodomizing myself with a hot curling iron. Saul Good, on the other hand, is a debonaire, handsome, and well-hung man about town who supports Mizzou and enjoys fingerbanging raccoons while sodomizing himself with a hot curling iron.

Fortunately, I learned from my mistake and chose a completely different name for my third mult and decided to name my junkie paralegal with a weight problem persona "frazod".

LiveSteam
01-16-2012, 11:03 AM
My apologizes to you & your curling iron.

gblowfish
01-16-2012, 11:04 AM
Hootie is harmless. He has my support.
Sincerely,
The Blowfish

Gonzo
01-16-2012, 11:06 AM
Saul Bleeding Vagina was my first choice, but it was taken. It suggested Saul Bleeding Vagina 37, but I didn't want people to get us all confused.

Really?

I can help you out there if you'd like.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:07 AM
Hey Saul, you still looking for a job? I hear there's an opening for a janitor downstairs. I'll put in a word for you.

Dartgod
01-16-2012, 11:08 AM
Really?

I can help you out there if you'd like.

Please do. LMAO

LiveSteam
01-16-2012, 11:08 AM
Please do. LMAO

I second.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:08 AM
Please do. LMAO

I don't know. We're still flooded in estrogen from when he thought he was going to get temp-banned over the weekend.

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 11:10 AM
Hey Saul, you still looking for a job? I hear there's an opening for a janitor downstairs. I'll put in a word for you.

Why would I be looking for a job?

Chocolate Hog
01-16-2012, 11:13 AM
Check Bane's twat. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:13 AM
Why would I be looking for a job?

I figured after you ran your shitty company into the ground you'd need a little something to get by. Or have you not completely blown through daddy's trust fund yet?

Gonzo
01-16-2012, 11:15 AM
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

LiveSteam
01-16-2012, 11:17 AM
Check Bane's twat. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear.

Your not going to win a shit tossing contest with Bane. You know that right?

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:17 AM
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

Well, apparently he'll all up in arms over me disparaging poor Hootie a year ago. Claims that's his only issue. But I'm really not sure what the half-life of his butthurt is over that. You'll need to check with him.

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 11:18 AM
Really?

I can help you out there if you'd like.

That's not a bad idea. In keeping with the "saul" theme, why don't you change my frazod mult's name to Saul Bleeding Vagina. I'd ask you from that account, but I onlyuse my "saul good" account when I need to break character.

(I would also be willing to have this account's name changed to saul bleeding vagina" is fraz is changed to "Dwight Schrute" with "assistant to the moderator" underneath. Thanks, and Mod bless.)

Pablo
01-16-2012, 11:19 AM
I figured after you ran your shitty company into the ground you'd need a little something to get by. Or have you not completely blown through daddy's trust fund yet?

I think he was in the insurance game. If he sold his book of business he probably made a pretty penny. I could be wrong though.

Gonzo
01-16-2012, 11:21 AM
Well, apparently he'll all up in arms over me disparaging poor Hootie a year ago. Claims that's his only issue. But I'm really not sure what the half-life of his butthurt is over that. You'll need to check with him.

Is there a butt-hurt shelf life?


Anyway,

Hey Saul, Fraz is willing to divvy up the house plants and you can have the garden gnome collection.
In return, now follow me here...

Fraz wants the decorative spoons and the Chase Lounge.

You can have the Barka Lounger and the Papasan, though.

Pablo
01-16-2012, 11:21 AM
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

LMAO

Crush
01-16-2012, 11:21 AM
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

They're staying together for the children!!!

Phobia
01-16-2012, 11:22 AM
You forgot to add that the league official who bans him hides behind the other league official who wrote the probation letter as if he had no choice in the matter.

Seriously? Heh. I've sat here 2 days and taken the heat for this. Like I need to "hide" behind somebody. The only reason I invoke DaFace's name is so everybody understands that this isn't just mean 40 year old loser Phobia doing this. Moderator of the century, DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet according to Hootie was involved and defined the criteria of the probation originally.

LiveSteam
01-16-2012, 11:22 AM
They're staying together for the children!!!

LMAOLMAOLMAO

patteeu
01-16-2012, 11:22 AM
How much longer is this feud between Fraz and Saul going to last? Did you guys even sleep last night?
My head hurts. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

Just get a divorce already!

Saul may wander away, but the endless series of feuds that Frazod has created for himself over the years will never end.

dirk digler
01-16-2012, 11:24 AM
I can't believe you guys are still talking about this. JFC what is done is done move on.

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 11:26 AM
Seriously? Heh. I've sat here 2 days and taken the heat for this. Like I need to "hide" behind somebody. The only reason I invoke DaFace's name is so everybody understands that this isn't just mean 40 year old loser Phobia doing this. Moderator of the century, DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet according to Hootie was involved and defined the criteria of the probation originally.

DaFace was great. He could falsely accuse some kid of rape, and I wouldn't even care. He wouldn't because he's DaFace, but he could bceause he's DaFace.

patteeu
01-16-2012, 11:27 AM
Seriously? Heh. I've sat here 2 days and taken the heat for this. Like I need to "hide" behind somebody. The only reason I invoke DaFace's name is so everybody understands that this isn't just mean 40 year old loser Phobia doing this. Moderator of the century, DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet according to Hootie was involved and defined the criteria of the probation originally.

Did DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet, grab your finger and force you to hit the ban button?

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/11/27/news/photos_stories/Cropped/rom_houben--300x300.jpg

Phobia
01-16-2012, 11:28 AM
Did DaFace, the most reasonable and best moderator in the history of ChiefsPlanet, grab your finger and force you to hit the ban button?

Is this question really necessary, Donger?

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 11:31 AM
I can't believe you guys are still talking about this. JFC what is done is done move on.

I abandoned giving a shit about the hootie ban with the advent of texansplanet. I know better than to walk away from a circus with this much life left in it, though.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:32 AM
Saul may wander away, but the endless series of feuds that Frazod has created for himself over the years will never end.

You ought to know, little fella. For years I've been wondering when you'd quite me, but it hasn't happened yet.

Gonzo
01-16-2012, 11:34 AM
You ought to know, little fella. For years I've been wondering when you'd quite me, but it hasn't happened yet.

LMAO - Dwight

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:38 AM
LMAO - Dwight

LMAO Nice.

I guess if I was Saul, I'd throw a hissy fit and cry and threaten to never again contribute to the board!!!!! :deevee: However, being a man, I'll just take it in stride.

I'll add the appropriate avatar later to complete the effect.

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 11:43 AM
LMAO Nice.

I guess if I was Saul, I'd throw a hissy fit and cry and threaten to never again contribute to the board!!!!! :deevee: However, being a man, I'll just take it in stride.

I'll add the appropriate avatar later to complete the effect.

Like I did when my name was changed to Groupon?

BTW, just so you know, "Assistant to the Moderator" is not the same thing as "Assistant Moderator". Its lower.

Chocolate Hog
01-16-2012, 11:44 AM
This has to be one of the longest battles in quite some time on here.

dirk digler
01-16-2012, 11:45 AM
I abandoned giving a shit about the hootie ban with the advent of texansplanet. I know better than to walk away from a circus with this much life left in it, though.

Fair enough have fun. :D

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 11:46 AM
This has to be one of the longest battles in quite some time on here.

Its Jimmy versus Timmay.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:47 AM
Like I did when my name was changed to Groupon?

BTW, just so you know, "Assistant to the Moderator" is not the same thing as "Assistant Moderator". Its lower.

Yes, you certainly seem to be an expert on "lower."

Frazod
01-16-2012, 11:49 AM
This has to be one of the longest battles in quite some time on here.

It's great fun. Every time you call Hootie a rapist, he calls me a drug addict.

I haven't quite figured out that dynamic yet.

doomy3
01-16-2012, 11:51 AM
83-9.

LMAO

LiveSteam
01-16-2012, 11:52 AM
:bong:

Lumpy
01-16-2012, 11:54 AM
This internet fighting crap is hella boring. Do something different people!

http://gifs.gifbin.com/072011/reverse-1311246801_cute_baby_sloth_yawns.gif

Gonzo
01-16-2012, 11:55 AM
It's great fun. Every time you call Hootie a rapist, he calls me a drug addict.

I haven't quite figured out that dynamic yet.

Hootie is a drug addict?



(Let's see what happens)

Bearcat
01-16-2012, 11:55 AM
LMAO

Some great options for an avatar...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0RlqWE8GN3E/Tfdv7fyAAdI/AAAAAAAABH0/VLHlhuq0N1o/s1600/dwight-schrute-boss-office.jpg

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/14900000/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-dwight-schrute-14969135-448-300.jpg

http://files.sharenator.com/dwight_schrute_crying_RE_Most_fed_up_conversation_ever-s300x300-163733.jpg

http://filmpopper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dwight_schrute1.jpg

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 12:00 PM
The first pic is the best.

Saul Good
01-16-2012, 12:01 PM
Change me to SBV if you want. Fair is fair.

Frazod
01-16-2012, 12:02 PM
Hootie is a drug addict?



(Let's see what happens)

Well, if he doesn't post a new one, you could always search for an old one. He's only done it about 100 times over the past two days.

Just the kind of poster you guys value, right?

Chocolate Hog
01-16-2012, 12:03 PM
Hootie is a rapist.

Gonzo
01-16-2012, 12:08 PM
Well, if he doesn't post a new one, you could always search for an old one. He's only done it about 100 times over the past two days.

Just the kind of poster you guys value, right?

That's right, let your anger control you...

Feeeellll the anger and then strike me down.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Palpatine_ROTJ.jpg