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J Diddy
01-16-2012, 08:11 PM
A serious issue is upon us. We are surrounded by chronic masturbators. Thank God that this site has given us the intel to find them out and confront.

http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/

Sofa King
01-16-2012, 08:12 PM
Didn't read, too busy fapping.

Count Zarth
01-16-2012, 08:15 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/1824nr.jpg

loochy
01-16-2012, 08:16 PM
That can't be serious

cabletech94
01-16-2012, 08:16 PM
That can't be serious

fapping is serious bidness.

J Diddy
01-16-2012, 08:17 PM
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/9289/59008470.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/651/59008470.jpg/) Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

Buck
01-16-2012, 08:21 PM
How to spot a masturbator.

Look at anybody.

SNR
01-16-2012, 08:32 PM
I'm pretty sure this is a joke site. I read an article at this website awhile ago which explained how The Golden Girls gained so many homosexual male fans, and encouraged so many of them in the closet to come out and spread sin everywhere.

SNR
01-16-2012, 08:35 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

"Like similar satirical websites, Christwire's stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility"

There ya go.

Munson
01-16-2012, 08:41 PM
In extreme cases, it has been known to lead to such dire scenarios as retarded ejaculation, urethral trauma and penile fracture.

Nobody likes "retarded ejaculation."LMAO

ArrowheadMagic
01-16-2012, 08:45 PM
For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.

heh

Okie_Apparition
01-16-2012, 08:51 PM
Unless you have to stick something up your ass to get off
you're fine

Setsuna
01-16-2012, 10:00 PM
For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.

heh

THAT was god awful, god awful

chasedude
01-16-2012, 10:33 PM
Rosie Palm and her five sisters does not approve of this thread :banghead:

Fish
01-16-2012, 10:40 PM
Oops.... http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll379/trbd331/allison-angel-perfect-ass-1.jpg

chasedude
01-16-2012, 10:43 PM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/fap-research-manager.png

J Diddy
01-16-2012, 10:47 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

"Like similar satirical websites, Christwire's stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility"

There ya go.

Great job there, junior mythbuster.

Did you honestly think this was for real?


On a related note I hear air is invisible, can you provide some proof?