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Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:14 PM
Nominate your favorite poster of all time.

To be fair to the little people we will be excluding RainMan, FAX, AmericanHero, TomCash, Skinbra, kcnut, Hootie, and myself. Oh, and QT's boobs. We can't have boobs skewing this contest.

Nominate these people now. Frazod will take over the next rounds and complete the brackets.

The winner will be banned for 3 hours.

pr_capone
01-17-2012, 11:21 PM
tk13... EASY

WV
01-17-2012, 11:24 PM
Just one?

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:27 PM
Just one?

As long as it's tk13, you can nominate as many as you'd like.

SPchief
01-17-2012, 11:30 PM
I nominate Bob Dole

CHENZ A!
01-17-2012, 11:31 PM
Whatever happened to that one broad who posted a picture of her big fake boobs? I guess she gets my vote.

Buck
01-17-2012, 11:32 PM
Who was the poster that really hated Gunther?

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:32 PM
Whatever happened to that one broad who posted a picture of her big fake boobs? I guess she gets my vote.

LUV?

Buck
01-17-2012, 11:35 PM
Whatever happened to that one broad who posted a picture of her big fake boobs? I guess she gets my vote.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/boobs.jpg

pr_capone
01-17-2012, 11:36 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/boobs.jpg

KCchiefsQT.... SOOOOOO hot. Want to touch the hiney!

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:37 PM
Buck has that pic open in a tab at all times. Whenever you need it, PM Buck.

CHENZ A!
01-17-2012, 11:37 PM
Yep look at those big ole sweaty things. Awesome

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:39 PM
Okay, so QT wins. Next contest?

Buck
01-17-2012, 11:41 PM
Buck has that pic open in a tab at all times. Whenever you need it, PM Buck.

This.

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:41 PM
Okay, so QT wins. Next contest?

I changed my mind. She's out. Only person that had a chance was American Hero.

WV
01-17-2012, 11:43 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/boobs.jpg

WOW!

Buck
01-17-2012, 11:43 PM
Hey Phobia,

Have you considered, instead of this re-hash, you do a voluntary lottery?

It's the sacrifice this board needs to keep on track. We don't want any proverbial "droughts."

You get as many people to voluntarily sign up, and totally at random, you choose one (using some kind of internet randomizer). Whoever it is would be banned for a week or a month or whatever.

You know, just like that short story, "The Lottery." Except instead of killing them, it's just a ban.

CHENZ A!
01-17-2012, 11:44 PM
This.

Noted.

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:44 PM
WOW!

I'm an 85.

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:45 PM
Hey Phobia,

Have you considered, instead of this re-hash, you do a voluntary lottery?

It's the sacrifice this board needs to keep on track. We don't want any proverbial "droughts."

You get as many people to voluntarily sign up, and totally at random, you choose one (using some kind of internet randomizer). Whoever it is would be banned for a week or a month or whatever.

You know, just like that short story, "The Lottery." Except instead of killing them, it's just a ban.

That's a great idea. When you're king of your own site, maybe you could implement it, jagoff. Until then, we're playing by MY rules or get the banhammer! You feel me?

Buck
01-17-2012, 11:47 PM
That's a great idea. When you're king of your own site, maybe you could implement it, jagoff. Until then, we're playing by MY rules or get the banhammer! You feel me?

I like how you're implying that you're the King of this site.

http://i.imgur.com/umi0I.jpg

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:48 PM
I like how you're implying that you're the King of this site.

http://i.imgur.com/umi0I.jpg

Frazod is the king?

WV
01-17-2012, 11:48 PM
I'm an 85.

Awesome....paladin or priest?

crazycoffey
01-17-2012, 11:49 PM
I nominate Buck

Buck
01-17-2012, 11:49 PM
Awesome....paladin or priest?
LOL
I nominate Buck
LOL

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:50 PM
Awesome....paladin or priest?

I don't have any idea. I had to google wow levels. I mistakenly thought 50 was the bomb.

Ultra Peanut
01-17-2012, 11:51 PM
yo I won my way onto that list four years ago by being elected Eternal ChiefsPlanet President Forever hth

Also I nominate Hamas "The Hummus" Jenkins.


You get as many people to voluntarily sign up, and totally at random, you choose one (using some kind of internet randomizer). Whoever it is would be banned for a week or a month or whatever.

You know, just like that short story, "The Lottery." Except instead of killing them, it's just a ban.I'm in.

WV
01-17-2012, 11:51 PM
I don't have any idea. I had to google wow levels. I mistakenly thought 50 was the bomb.

Heh....I only had paladin and had to google WOW classes, so I'm in the same boat!

Buck
01-17-2012, 11:53 PM
yo I won my way onto that list four years ago by being elected Eternal ChiefsPlanet President Forever hth

Also I nominate Hamas "The Hummus" Jenkins.

I'm in.

If Phobia doesn't do one of these, I'm going to talk to Flopnuts in about a week and see if he'll do it or not.

BigMeatballDave
01-17-2012, 11:54 PM
Fax

Phobia
01-17-2012, 11:59 PM
yo I won my way onto that list four years ago by being elected Eternal ChiefsPlanet President Forever hth

Also I nominate Hamas "The Hummus" Jenkins.

I'm in.

I already banned you for 2 weeks Jan 1-Jan 15. Sorry. You're DQed.

pr_capone
01-17-2012, 11:59 PM
Fax

Read the OP you stupid sonnova bitch.

Holy shit. You must be the dumbest motherfucker that was ever able to find the power switch on a computer. I am fucking amazed that your obvious reading prowess has left you in a situation where you were even able to access the internet. Honestly, had I heard a comment like that out in the street, I would have figured that the comment came from the retarded and half sentient placenta that a meth whore birthed out along with her still baby.

Ultra Peanut
01-18-2012, 12:00 AM
I already banned you for 2 weeks Jan 1-Jan 15. Sorry. You're DQed.
AW BOGUS

pr_capone
01-18-2012, 12:00 AM
Oh shit... sorry. This isn't TP. Sorry dude.

Hey, check out the OP. States no Fax. Hope it helps with your next pick!

Phobia
01-18-2012, 12:00 AM
Read the OP you stupid sonnova bitch.

Holy shit. You must be the dumbest mother****er that was ever able to find the power switch on a computer. I am ****ing amazed that your obvious reading prowess has left you in a situation where you were even able to access the internet. Honestly, had I heard a comment like that out in the street, I would have figured that the comment came from the retarded and half sentient placenta that a meth whore birthed out along with her still baby.

I should probably ban him. It's been roughly 30 minutes since my last fix.

crazycoffey
01-18-2012, 12:01 AM
I should probably ban him. It's been roughly 30 minutes since my last fix.

you can ban me for 12 hours, I'm going to bed....

Buck
01-18-2012, 12:02 AM
Can you ban me please Phobia? Don't care about the amount of time, preferably like an hour or something.

I've never been banned and just want to see what happens.

Phobia
01-18-2012, 12:05 AM
Can you ban me please Phobia? Don't care about the amount of time, preferably like an hour or something.

I've never been banned and just want to see what happens.

Honestly, we usually leave people alone unless they cross Frazod. You want banned, tell Frazod he's fat and ugly.

crazycoffey
01-18-2012, 12:07 AM
Honestly, we usually leave people alone unless they cross Frazod. You want banned, tell Frazod he's fat and ugly.

but YOU'RE the fat and ugly headed one....
or is that your

Buck
01-18-2012, 12:07 AM
Honestly, we usually leave people alone unless they cross Frazod. You want banned, tell Frazod he's fat and ugly.

I didn't know you were so yellow.

WV
01-18-2012, 12:08 AM
I didn't know you were so yellow.

Your lucky you didn't call him blue....no one calls him sad.

Jewish Rabbi
01-18-2012, 12:10 AM
I nominate Hootie

BigMeatballDave
01-18-2012, 12:11 AM
Read the OP you stupid sonnova bitch.

Holy shit. You must be the dumbest motherfucker that was ever able to find the power switch on a computer. I am fucking amazed that your obvious reading prowess has left you in a situation where you were even able to access the internet. Honestly, had I heard a comment like that out in the street, I would have figured that the comment came from the retarded and half sentient placenta that a meth whore birthed out along with her still baby.

What's this Computer you speak of?

crazycoffey
01-18-2012, 12:12 AM
What's this Computer you speak of?

frank the tank...

Phobia
01-18-2012, 12:13 AM
I nominate Hootie

Sorry. Too many anti-Semitic jokes out of him.

Chiefburger
01-18-2012, 12:25 AM
a nomination for Claytex, who keeps this site from being overridden with old bores like frazod.

Phobia
01-18-2012, 12:29 AM
a nomination for Claytex, who keeps this site from being overridden with old bores like frazod.

SOP calls for this post to be deleted and you banned for 2 years. You want to stick with the nomination or go with the safe choice, like tk13?

Chiefburger
01-18-2012, 12:35 AM
though im sure tk13 is great, i doubt he has the gif skills of Claytex. give me the banhammer.

Phobia
01-18-2012, 12:42 AM
though im sure tk13 is great, i doubt he has the gif skills of Claytex. give me the banhammer.

Sorry. Not good enough. Disparage somebody in the Inner Circle or tell us one of the Chiefs Great White Hopes is only popular because he is white and then we will consider your request more seriously.

BryanBusby
01-18-2012, 01:06 AM
I knew I came into this thread for a reason, but all I saw was boobs and now I forgot.

Hog Farmer
01-18-2012, 01:25 AM
I nominate Dane McCloud.

Sofa King
01-18-2012, 07:18 AM
I nominate myself.

Gonzo
01-18-2012, 07:24 AM
I will change all of your usernames to Claytex's Taint Juice.
That's right.
Absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
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luv
01-18-2012, 07:26 AM
LUV?

Uh, my boobs are 100% au naturel, tyvm.

JD10367
01-18-2012, 07:28 AM
My two favorite posters are kcnut and sec.

I know nothing about either, but I like their posts for different reasons.

kcnut's are almost unintelligible. They read as the incoherent ramblings of someone half-drunk. But behind the vocabulary, if you can actually figure out what he's getting at, he strikes me as a Mongo-like large man who would snap you in half and then suck out your spine.

sec... well, when I was a kid my favorite poet was e e cummings, so I'm into minimalism. He says the most with the least amount of words. He's like the Silent Bob of this site.

loochy
01-18-2012, 07:31 AM
MTG #10

Gonzo
01-18-2012, 07:31 AM
In all seriousness...

I gotta go with Sofa. He's kicking ass in the Epic Fail thread.
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Dartgod
01-18-2012, 07:33 AM
Gotta have a Gaz option in this poll, so I nominate Gaz.

seclark
01-18-2012, 07:43 AM
My two favorite posters are kcnut and sec.

I know nothing about either, but I like their posts for different reasons.

kcnut's are almost unintelligible. They read as the incoherent ramblings of someone half-drunk. But behind the vocabulary, if you can actually figure out what he's getting at, he strikes me as a Mongo-like large man who would snap you in half and then suck out your spine.

sec... well, when I was a kid my favorite poet was e e cummings, so I'm into minimalism. He says the most with the least amount of words. He's like the Silent Bob of this site.

kcnut my mult. i buy it from kotter.
sec

loochy
01-18-2012, 07:51 AM
smed. smed drunk posts and rants make me rofl.

RockChalk
01-18-2012, 08:12 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b34/KChiefsQT/boobs.jpg

I can't see her ribs. She's fat /Omaha

Frazod
01-18-2012, 08:38 AM
BTW, this is entirely my fault.

Gonzo
01-18-2012, 08:47 AM
BTW, this is entirely my fault.

You degenerate.
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Frazod
01-18-2012, 08:49 AM
You degenerate.
Posted via Mobile Device

I know. As a punishment I should be given my own BB.

Gonzo
01-18-2012, 09:21 AM
I know. As a punishment I should be given my own BB.

Well,
We would give you Texans Planet but you'd have to undergo a strict regimen of broad-spectrum antibiotics.
Posted via Mobile Device

Dartgod
01-18-2012, 09:23 AM
Well,
We would give you Texans Planet but you'd have to undergo a strict regimen of broad-spectrum antibiotics.
Posted via Mobile Device

And have half his brain removed.

Dartgod
01-18-2012, 09:25 AM
And be fitted for one of these...

http://library.thinkquest.org/07aug/00320/Clotheskkk.jpg

vailpass
01-18-2012, 09:38 AM
Read the OP you stupid sonnova bitch.

Holy shit. You must be the dumbest mother****er that was ever able to find the power switch on a computer. I am ****ing amazed that your obvious reading prowess has left you in a situation where you were even able to access the internet. Honestly, had I heard a comment like that out in the street, I would have figured that the comment came from the retarded and half sentient placenta that a meth whore birthed out along with her still baby.

:LOL:

vailpass
01-18-2012, 09:39 AM
I nominate myself.

Keep that up and you'll go blind.

Okie_Apparition
01-18-2012, 10:35 AM
Midnight_Vulture

Count Zarth
01-18-2012, 11:04 AM
We already had the greatest planeteer of all time contest.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5107/cpbracket7md.jpg

Rain Man won.

L.A. Chieffan
01-18-2012, 11:07 AM
I'm still waiting on my reparations.

Phobia
01-18-2012, 11:13 AM
I'm still waiting on my reparations.

We already gave you the entire month of February.

Donger
01-18-2012, 11:14 AM
We already had the greatest planeteer of all time contest.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5107/cpbracket7md.jpg

Rain Man won.

Wow. I don't remember that at all. When did that take place?

Phobia
01-18-2012, 11:16 AM
Wow. I don't remember that at all. When did that take place?

Probably 2004 or thereabouts.

SPchief
01-18-2012, 11:19 AM
We already had the greatest planeteer of all time contest.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5107/cpbracket7md.jpg

Rain Man won.

The fact that MeMeMe and Redrum are in that nullifys the contest.

L.A. Chieffan
01-18-2012, 11:23 AM
We already gave you the entire month of February.

Splendid, a few suggestions if I may. The L.A.Chieffan Lounge has a nice ring. My rep will go +1,000,000. All donations will be rerouted to my paypal account.

You can pick one.

Count Zarth
01-18-2012, 11:24 AM
Wow. I don't remember that at all. When did that take place?

April 2006.

Phobia
01-18-2012, 11:28 AM
Splendid, a few suggestions if I may. The L.A.Chieffan Lounge has a nice ring. My rep will go +1,000,000. All donations will be rerouted to my paypal account.

You can pick one.

Just rerouted the donations to your paypal. Enjoy that windfall.

Bowser
01-18-2012, 11:30 AM
ENDelt vs. Hel'n. Heh.

Ah, the good old days.

Count Zarth
01-18-2012, 11:32 AM
If we're really going to do this again, I nominate Taco John.

pr_capone
01-18-2012, 11:34 AM
We already had the greatest planeteer of all time contest.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5107/cpbracket7md.jpg

Rain Man won.

It was an honor just to be nominated!

L.A. Chieffan
01-18-2012, 11:34 AM
Just rerouted the donations to your paypal. Enjoy that windfall.

champagne bitches! *clap clap*

Count Zarth
01-18-2012, 11:34 AM
Who could forget DOGPISS.

Dave Lane
01-18-2012, 11:39 AM
The fact that MeMeMe and Redrum are in that nullifys the contest.

And that I wasn't. Complete sham.

Rain Man
01-18-2012, 11:47 AM
Rain Man won.


Yeah, but Joe Montana said later that it was just a joke that everyone was having at my expense.

Phobia
01-18-2012, 11:49 AM
Yeah, but Joe Montana said later that it was just a joke that everyone was having at my expense.

Now that's funny.

cabletech94
01-18-2012, 07:09 PM
We already had the greatest planeteer of all time contest.

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5107/cpbracket7md.jpg

Rain Man won.

this was before me, but i see no cabletech94 anywhere on this bracket.

Count Zarth
01-18-2012, 07:12 PM
1.86 posts per day and you think you have some claim to the greatest planeteer title.

Sounds good to me.

cabletech94
01-18-2012, 07:14 PM
1.86 posts per day and you think you have some claim to the greatest planeteer title.

Sounds good to me.

you cut me deep, SIR. stalker!

Count Zarth
01-18-2012, 07:14 PM
No, I'm serious.

You're this iteration's DOGPISS.

I support you.

cabletech94
01-18-2012, 07:30 PM
No, I'm serious.

You're this iteration's DOGPISS.

I support you.

well thanks, man!! might be the best compliment i've ever seen you post!:thumb:

tk13
01-18-2012, 07:40 PM
though im sure tk13 is great, i doubt he has the gif skills of Claytex. give me the banhammer.

The waste that comes out my body everyday is more productive than anything gochiefs has ever posted on this forum. Get out of here.

LiveSteam
01-18-2012, 09:04 PM
When I eat Captain Crunch Berries/It always makes my poop green.
Anyone else have this problem?