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Pawnmower
01-18-2012, 09:38 PM
Rob Lowes Twitter: https://twitter.com/RobLowe?tw_i=159730532341653504&tw_e=screenname&tw_p=tweetembed

News Article:http://sports.nationalpost.com/2012/01/18/did-rob-lowe-literally-just-announce-peyton-mannings-retirement/

Hearing my fave, #18 Peyton Manning will not return to #NFL. Wow. #Colts

#Colts fans, let's hope my info is wrong. Don't like being wrong, but this time... I'm hoping #NFL #Manning


Rob Lowe, current star of NBC’s Parks and Recreation, posted a message on his Twitter account Wednesday afternoon that appears to herald the retirement of Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning.

When contacted by reporters, the news was refuted by Manning’s agent, Tom Condon, and his father, Archie. Colts owner Jim Irsay weighed in later in the afternoon with a tweet that was not fit for a family website.

Manning did not play this season because of neck surgery. The Colts lost their first 13 games and finished 2-14 without him. They will have the No. 1 pick in this spring’s NFL draft. It’s also worth noting that it seems like Lowe is friends with Colts owner Jim Irsay, as they are seen together in photo No. 10.

Lowe cites no sources in his tweet. NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen had a telephone conversation with Lowe, who seemed shocked to have garnered this much attention. Lowe did tell Eisen that Irsay was not his source.

Bane
01-18-2012, 09:39 PM
In!

BossChief
01-18-2012, 09:39 PM
Q

Pawnmower
01-18-2012, 09:41 PM
repq fucked me in the butt

BossChief
01-18-2012, 09:42 PM
It's been debunked, too.

So, yeah.

Pawnmower
01-18-2012, 09:43 PM
ESPN IS NOW REPORTING THAT JAY GLAZER IS REPORTING THAT ROB LOWE IS REPORTING THAT PEYTON MANNING IS DEAD.

LOL at that one

Pawnmower
01-18-2012, 09:46 PM
I'm gonna laugh if Rob Lowe is correct though...

LiveSteam
01-18-2012, 09:47 PM
I'm gonna laugh if Rob Lowe is correct though...

Not like hes stepping way out on a limb

Pawnmower
01-18-2012, 09:48 PM
Not like hes stepping way out on a limb

True...but I mean Rob Lowe scooped it?

Frazod
01-18-2012, 09:49 PM
I heard he was in the car with Mike Tyson.

The Bad Guy
01-18-2012, 09:50 PM
Irsay hasn't come out and denied it.

LiveSteam
01-18-2012, 09:53 PM
True...but I mean Rob Lowe scooped it?

I guess thats better than BonJovi scooping it

Pawnmower
01-18-2012, 09:55 PM
I guess thats better than BonJovi scooping it

Its just funny.....I mean if it turns out to be true, that it wasn't a reporter who got the scoop....and it wasn't a Colt who made the announcement...

You don't think thats the least bit funny?

Dr. Gigglepants
01-18-2012, 09:56 PM
If Rob Lowe was an ice cream flavor he'd be praline and dick.
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LiveSteam
01-18-2012, 09:57 PM
Now if Lemmy from Motor Head had broke this story that would be awesome

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_A9GFtJqtgK4/S_IlA55OJfI/AAAAAAAAAOM/McWdsmI3Lno/s1600/Lemmy+from+Motorhead.jpg

HE BROKE HIS BLOODY FUCKING NECK,& WONT BE BACK! NOW ROCK OUT! ROCK OUT!

WhiteWhale
01-18-2012, 09:58 PM
I said Manning was done months ago, which was way before Rob Lowe.

Why am I not getting credit? :D

LiveSteam
01-18-2012, 09:58 PM
If Rob Lowe was an ice cream flavor he'd be praline and dick.
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LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

tk13
01-18-2012, 10:01 PM
Alec Baldwin is reporting that Eli Manning will play this weekend. He will play.

Raiderhader
01-18-2012, 10:02 PM
If Rob Lowe was an ice cream flavor he'd be praline and dick.
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That's funny shit right there.

BossChief
01-18-2012, 10:14 PM
Irsay hasn't come out and denied it.

Archie did.

KcMizzou
01-18-2012, 10:33 PM
Now if Lemmy from Motor Head had broke this story that would awesome

HE BROKE HIS BLOODY ****ING NECK,& WONT BE BACK! NOW ROCK OUT! ROCK OUT!Lemmy doesn't give a fuck about Manning. (or anything else)

KcMizzou
01-18-2012, 10:35 PM
Has Rob Lowe said anything about Mike Tyson being killed in a car crash?

SLAG
01-18-2012, 10:40 PM
Close
My sources tell me Rob will star in an epic remake of "Deep Throat" with aging porn stars and 4 finger circus clowns!

LMAO

boogblaster
01-18-2012, 10:53 PM
guess we're outta Luck ....

NaptownChief
01-19-2012, 06:38 AM
Raw Blow the sports reporter....good stuff.

htismaqe
01-19-2012, 06:40 AM
Archie did.

Archie needs to STFU and STFD.

Setsuna
01-19-2012, 07:24 AM
Archie needs to STFU and STFD.

This. His sons disowned him a long time ago.

Deberg_1990
01-19-2012, 07:44 AM
Archie did.

Im guessing Archie still lays out clothes for Eli and Peyton at the foot of the bed each morning.

loochy
01-19-2012, 07:45 AM
Originally Posted by @amypoehler
#Colts fans, I just slept with Peyton Manning. Eli is next on my list. Don't like being too slutty, but this time... I'm hoping #NFL #Manning #Whores

wow look what I just found

NaptownChief
01-19-2012, 08:51 AM
wow look what I just found


I have no idea if that gal is being truthful but it is pretty known around Indy that Peyton has a "open" relationship with his wife.

loochy
01-19-2012, 08:52 AM
I have no idea if that gal is being truthful but it is pretty known around Indy that Peyton has a "open" relationship with his wife.

His forehead, however, is completely committed to her.

http://www.caseyjones.net/imagelinks/manning.jpg

htismaqe
01-19-2012, 08:53 AM
I have no idea if that gal is being truthful but it is pretty known around Indy that Peyton has a "open" relationship with his wife.

If it's the real Amy Poehler, she's kidding. She's on "Parks and Rec" with Lowe, used to be on SNL.

HemiEd
01-19-2012, 08:58 AM
Archie needs to STFU and STFD.

He kind of reminds me of Barry Sanders father. Always trying to be part of it.

DaFace
01-19-2012, 08:59 AM
I don't get it. Why would Rob Lowe have any clue about this? And why is anyone paying attention to it?

MTG#10
01-19-2012, 09:04 AM
Its just funny.....I mean if it turns out to be true, that it wasn't a reporter who got the scoop....and it wasn't a Colt who made the announcement...

You don't think thats the least bit funny?

No...but I think you take it in the ass

SNR
01-19-2012, 09:09 AM
The Screen Actors Guild should ban Lowe for misleading thread title

Carlota69
01-19-2012, 09:48 AM
I don't get it. Why would Rob Lowe have any clue about this? And why is anyone paying attention to it?

He's friends with Isray.

Carlota69
01-19-2012, 09:49 AM
His forehead, however, is completely committed to her.

http://www.caseyjones.net/imagelinks/manning.jpg

Yep. Apparently Peyton is a HUGE manwhore, bigger than his forhead even.

gblowfish
01-19-2012, 09:52 AM
I like Rob Lowe. He's got a great sense of humor. Bet he's a good dude.

loochy
01-19-2012, 09:59 AM
Yep. Apparently Peyton is a HUGE manwhore, bigger than his forhead even.

HAHA really? He does not look the part at all.

Baby Lee
01-19-2012, 10:09 AM
Stop . . . Pooping!!

phisherman
01-19-2012, 10:11 AM
HAHA really? He does not look the part at all.

are you really surprised though?

everyone thought tiger was a monogamous family man too. PR is a funny thing.

Carlota69
01-19-2012, 10:13 AM
HAHA really? He does not look the part at all.

Yeah, bigtime Slutbag...dirty dick...Whore all the way!

Archie F. Swin
01-19-2012, 10:29 AM
Peyton's got some splainin' to do...







...Rob Lowe?

Dave Lane
01-19-2012, 10:50 AM
The Screen Actors Guild should ban Lowe for misleading thread title

Or at least remove him from DNS and google searches.

Pawnmower
01-19-2012, 11:19 AM
No...but I think you take it in the ass

Do you always think about guys taking it in the ass or just me?

Baby Lee
01-19-2012, 11:20 AM
Do you always think about guys taking it in the ass or just me?

Unfortunate ambiguous wording. ;)

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:08 PM
are you really surprised though?

everyone thought tiger was a monogamous family man too. PR is a funny thing.

I'm not surprised, but he just looks like such a freaking dork

Rausch
01-19-2012, 12:17 PM
When contacted by reporters, the news was refuted by Manning’s agent, Tom Condon, and his father, Archie. Colts owner Jim Irsay weighed in later in the afternoon with a tweet that was not fit for a family website.

Doubt it.

But if legit I'd say that's pretty clear he's as done as most think he is...

MTG#10
01-19-2012, 02:03 PM
Do you always think about guys taking it in the ass or just me?

Just you boo bear

phisherman
01-19-2012, 02:38 PM
I'm not surprised, but he just looks like such a freaking dork

he may look like a dork, but he's got a lot of cash. i hear woman like this thing called cash.

Pawnmower
01-19-2012, 04:06 PM
Just you boo bear

I thought I saw you in the park today


http://i42.tinypic.com/11j2p1y.jpg

MTG#10
01-19-2012, 05:54 PM
That wasn't funny the first two times you posted it, what made you think it would be this time?

Pawnmower
01-19-2012, 08:19 PM
That wasn't funny the first two times you posted it, what made you think it would be this time?

come on

it is a little funny

you laughed or at least cracked a smile

KC_Lee
01-19-2012, 08:26 PM
Peyton to the Redskins? Never been to this site, link was sent to me by friend.

http://nflspinzone.com/2012/01/19/could-peyton-manning-be-headed-to-the-washington-redskins/

MTG#10
01-20-2012, 08:35 AM
come on

it is a little funny

you laughed or at least cracked a smile

I would have had it not been so amateur looking. Next time get clay to do your photoshops of being being born from a dog's rectum. :thumb:

WhiteWhale
01-20-2012, 08:57 AM
I have no idea if that gal is being truthful but it is pretty known around Indy that Peyton has a "open" relationship with his wife.

Open as in she's okay with it? If so then it's not cheating.

Either way he must be smart about it. Getting knocked up by an athlete will set you up for life, and more than a few women who chase athletes are trying only so they can get that golden ticket.

Dr. Gigglepants
01-20-2012, 09:25 AM
Some people need to Google Amy poehler.
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