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Frankie
01-19-2012, 12:14 PM
(Just thought to snuff out that piece of overused lamery right off the bat.)

On to the subject of this thread:

Body parts scattered near Hollywood sign in LA

LOS ANGELES (AP) — An investigation unfolding near the iconic Hollywood sign in Los Angeles is playing out like a gory movie script, as police worked to identity a man whose body was found in parts over the past two days — first a head on Tuesday, then two hands and two feet on Wednesday.

On Thursday, more than 100 police officers, some on horseback, were searching a Hollywood wilderness park along a winding hiking trail to see if they can find more body parts.

Authorities said the head came from a man believed to be 40 to 60 years old. Police think all the body parts are from the same man but are trying to confirm that.

Dog walkers found a severed human head inside a plastic bag Tuesday after two of the dogs they were walking began toying with an object. When they shook the plastic bag, a human head fell out onto the ground, according to police Cmdr. Andrew Smith.
The first hand was found as dozens of officers and homicide investigators combed the brush, and a coroner's cadaver dog came upon it about 50 yards from where the head was discovered on Tuesday afternoon, the Los Angeles Times (http://lat.ms/xWFSjT) reported.

The second hand and both feet were found nearby later Wednesday afternoon. No details were immediately available on the condition of the body parts.

The man might have been killed elsewhere in recent days and his body dumped in the park, Smith said. Wild animals in the park may have other body parts, he said.

Police were looking at reports of missing persons, and coroner's investigators were to check dental records to try and determine his identity.

Smith noted that the area is well traveled by both cars and hikers. A paved road winds around picnic areas and a children's playground before connecting with a trail that eventually winds up near the Hollywood sign.

http://news.yahoo.com/body-parts-scattered-near-hollywood-sign-la-165755312.html

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:15 PM
Scary!!! :eek:


No really though

Frankie
01-19-2012, 12:16 PM
Scary!!! :eek:


No really thouh

Indeed it is. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:19 PM
http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens.jpg

Dartgod
01-19-2012, 12:20 PM
Sounds like a job for Dr. Temperance Brennan.

*insert obligatory :drool: smiley*

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8800000/Emily-Deschanel-at-the-Whale-Wars-Sea-Shepherd-Conservation-Society-Event-emily-deschanel-8868719-400-600.jpg

vailpass
01-19-2012, 12:23 PM
Oh shit. That dude walked past a plane at the airport one time that also landed at the airport in my hometown once a few years ago. I am so in mourning right now.

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:23 PM
Oh shit. That dude walked past a plane at the airport one time that also landed at the airport in my hometown once a few years ago. I am so in mourning right now.

LMAO

TROLLOL

Phobia
01-19-2012, 12:24 PM
A beautiful soul was lost....

DeezNutz
01-19-2012, 12:24 PM
vailpass trolls need to stay out of this thread. Warning issued.

headsnap
01-19-2012, 12:25 PM
dude was skydiving and got hit by a prop plane on the way down...




and it happened in mid air!!!!

DeezNutz
01-19-2012, 12:26 PM
Sounds like Flacco handled the snitch in his neighborhood.

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:27 PM
A beautiful soul was lost....

A beautiful sole was lost too. They found it though. It was over by the dude's ear.

Donger
01-19-2012, 12:28 PM
Oh shit. That dude walked past a plane at the airport one time that also landed at the airport in my hometown once a few years ago. I am so in mourning right now.

Look, I've been to the Hollywoodland sign once, and now I'll never be able to think of it again without getting all broken up inside and out. I'll never again recollect the bits and pieces that came together as a whole that glorious day. Those memories are now scattered in the Santa Ana wind.

As such, I'd appreciate it if you'd cease and desist with your trolling, for my sake and Dane's.

blaise
01-19-2012, 12:30 PM
Dane heard about this last year, before it even happened. He lives in LA.

vailpass
01-19-2012, 12:30 PM
Look, I've been to the Hollywoodland sign once, and now I'll never be able to think of it again without getting all broken up inside and out. I'll never again recollect the bits and pieces that came together as a whole that glorious day. Those memories are now scattered in the Santa Ana wind.

As such, I'd appreciate it if you'd cease and desist with your trolling, for my sake and Dane's.

My bad.LMAO

Frankie
01-19-2012, 12:31 PM
A beautiful sole was lost too. They found it though. It was over by the dude's ear.

:LOL::evil:

Rain Man
01-19-2012, 12:32 PM
[Police who investigated the tied-up dead hanging woman in San Diego]Sounds like a suicide to me.[/Police who investigated the tied-up dead hanging woman in San Diego]

LiveSteam
01-19-2012, 12:33 PM
Oh shit. That dude walked past a plane at the airport one time that also landed at the airport in my hometown once a few years ago. I am so in mourning right now.

LMAO

blaise
01-19-2012, 12:33 PM
They can bury him in a 20 piece Tupperware.

Donger
01-19-2012, 12:34 PM
They can bury him in a 20 piece Tupperware.

I bet it'll be 159 pieces once it's all accounted for.

Baby Lee
01-19-2012, 12:35 PM
A beautiful soul was lost....

But a beautiful head was found.

tooge
01-19-2012, 12:36 PM
A beautiful soul was lost....

along with a head, two feet, and two hands

Phobia
01-19-2012, 12:36 PM
Police confirm that Joey is their main suspect in the matter.

BCD
01-19-2012, 12:37 PM
Hey. Have some sympathy for the family.

I'm sure they are in pieces...

tooge
01-19-2012, 12:37 PM
yeah, Im fairly torn up over this

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:37 PM
I think someone just got annoyed because the guy was always cutting up in serious situations.

tooge
01-19-2012, 12:38 PM
Frankie, this may have ACTUALLY happened in mid air. The pieces were sort of far apart after all.

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:38 PM
I heard that the victim worked out a lot. He was pretty cut from what I hear. I bet his abs were ripped.

loochy
01-19-2012, 12:39 PM
He couldn't find his way home. Some people think that he was high, but he might have just been a bit scatterbrained though.

tooge
01-19-2012, 12:39 PM
LA sheriffs dept will undoubtably spend an arm and a leg on this investigation

Baby Lee
01-19-2012, 12:40 PM
Viral marketing for the reboot of the '8 Heads in a Duffel Bag' franchise.

Dartgod
01-19-2012, 12:41 PM
A beautiful sole was lost too. They found it though. It was over by the dude's ear.

:LOL: rep

Donger
01-19-2012, 12:41 PM
LA sheriffs dept will undoubtably spend an arm and a leg on this investigation

Well, yeah, you've got to give them a hand. Someone's go to foot the bill.

Dartgod
01-19-2012, 12:44 PM
yeah, Im fairly torn up over this

Not me. I'm pretty much detached from the situation.

Baby Lee
01-19-2012, 12:46 PM
Viral marketing for the reboot of the 'Pieces of April' franchise.

FMP

blaise
01-19-2012, 12:46 PM
He's dearly de-parted.

KCUnited
01-19-2012, 12:47 PM
LL Cool J beheaded there shortly.

Rausch
01-19-2012, 12:52 PM
Odd thing was I was just about to post they'd be the next Walken/Wagner/Wood type case.

stevieray
01-19-2012, 01:04 PM
everyone just calm down!!!!

no need to lose our heads over it...

Frazod
01-19-2012, 01:17 PM
Sounds like a job for Dr. Temperance Brennan.

*insert obligatory :drool: smiley*

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8800000/Emily-Deschanel-at-the-Whale-Wars-Sea-Shepherd-Conservation-Society-Event-emily-deschanel-8868719-400-600.jpg

too fat/Omaha

journeyscarab
01-19-2012, 01:25 PM
I've heard of people going to pieces once they're famous in Hollywood but...

ChiefsNow
01-19-2012, 01:58 PM
The cops told him to put his hands on his head.

ClevelandBronco
01-19-2012, 02:02 PM
Hootie gonna get a piece of that.

whoman69
01-19-2012, 02:44 PM
Some people come apart due to the least little stress.

Dave Lane
01-19-2012, 02:49 PM
I think its clearly suicide.

Extra Point
01-19-2012, 03:12 PM
Frankie, this may have ACTUALLY happened in mid air. The pieces were sort of far apart after all.

Such a cut up!

Demonpenz
01-19-2012, 03:14 PM
bit-Torrent.

loochy
01-19-2012, 03:17 PM
bit-Torrent.

µTorrent

DenverDanChiefsFan
01-19-2012, 03:21 PM
Hootie gonna get a piece of that.

LMAO

JD10367
01-19-2012, 03:24 PM
Seems Dane McCloud's a little frustrated without ChiefsPlanet.

http://epguides.com/Dexter/cast.jpg

loochy
01-19-2012, 03:26 PM
Seems Dane McCloud's a little frustrated without ChiefsPlanet.

http://epguides.com/Dexter/cast.jpg

The world says "Well, bye."

crazycoffey
01-19-2012, 03:51 PM
the humor in this thread is nonexistent. I am disappoint....

big nasty kcnut
01-19-2012, 04:03 PM
Maybe this case will get the detective ahead of everybody else in getting a promotion.

whoman69
01-19-2012, 07:18 PM
Maybe this case will get the detective ahead of everybody else in getting a promotion.

This is the guy on the case.

http://popfessor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/the-head-detective-damon-wa.jpg