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bevischief
02-07-2012, 10:56 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2097685/Ellie-Jaycock-17-says-34K-breasts-ruining-life--faces-year-wait-reduced.html#ixzz1liRwyW3T

'My boobs are agony!' Girl, 17, says 34K breasts are ruining her life - but faces four-year wait to have them reduced

By Deborah Arthurs

Last updated at 4:40 PM on 7th February 2012

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Puberty is a tough time for teenage girls. Whether developing too quickly or too slowly, their changing shape can be a source of much anguish.

Spare a thought then for Ellie Jaycock, who at just 17 years of age has size 34K breasts.

She has been diagnosed with a rare condition that causes breasts to develop at a rapid pace from the onset of puberty.
Rare: Ellie Jaycock, 17, suffers from juvenile macromastia, a condition that causes rapid breast growth

Rare: Ellie Jaycock, 17, suffers from juvenile macromastia, a condition that causes rapid breast growth

Now Ellie, a student from East Looe, Cornwall, is desperate to have surgery to reduce the size of her breasts, saying they are causing crippling back pain.

But doctors have refused to operate until she is 21 and has stopped growing.

Ellie, who is 5ft 4in and weighs nine and a half stone (one stone of which is her breasts), says that her breasts haven't changed for nine months - but doctors still refuse to operate.

She is a slim size 10 but has to wear size 18 tops to accommodate her bust. She is in constant pain, and her breasts have contributed to a massive loss of confidence.

'My boobs are ruining my life,' she says in an interview with Closer magazine. 'Girls call me a slag and people scream, "Who do you think you are, Jordan?" I don't know how I'll cope until I'm 21.'

At first, Ellie's breasts seemed to be developing normally and she bought her first bra, a size 34B, when she was 12 years old.
Bullied: Ellie was taunted by classmates, who called her Tittie Tania, and by strangers who called her slag

Bullied: Ellie was taunted by classmates, who called her Tittie Tania, and by strangers who called her slag

But from then on, Ellie's bust began to increase in size dramatically.

At 13, her breasts grew from a C-cup to a DD-cup during the summer holidays. She began to suffer sharp pains in her breasts as well as crippling shoulder and backache.

By the time she was 14, she needed a size 34F bra. Her stepmother Sandy, 39, a teaching assistant, and father Richard, 44, an electrician, took her daughter to see the doctor, who referred Ellie to a specialist.

She was diagnosed with the juvenile macromastia and prescribed painkillers and hormones to slow down the growth.

But the drugs failed to work. Months passed and Ellie's bust grew to an H-cup. The back pain became excruciating.

A shy girl who disliked confrontation, Ellie was devastated to find she was soon singled out by bullies.

Classmates gave her the nickname Tittie Tania and accused Ellie of stuffing her bra.

Strangers on the street shouted abuse at her, mocking her for what they assumed were grotesque implants.
Painful: Ellie suffers chronic back and shoulder pain owing to her breasts, which weigh around a stone, but doctors refuse to operate until she is 21

Painful: Ellie suffers chronic back and shoulder pain owing to her breasts, which weigh around a stone, but doctors refuse to operate until she is 21

At 15, Ellie and her family pleaded with doctors to allow her to have her H-cup breasts reduced.

But because of the likelihood of her body changing further, Ellie was told she had to go on the NHS waiting list until she was 21.

Doctors agree that performing surgery too soon could cause harm to her breasts, possibly damaging milk ducts and making breastfeeding difficult in the future.

The operation would cost £7,000 privately - a price Ellie, who is now studying hotel management at college, can not afford.

Although Ellie has left the school bullies behind, she is still attracting unwelcome attention.

She tells Closer that she recently had to leave a work placement in a restaurant after she found a cartoon of herself in the staff room that said "her husband will never need pillows."'

Ellie's figure would likely be the envy of many who pay thousands to achieve a similar look artificially.

One observer commented that her appearance is not unlike the dozens of reality television stars who are the idols of so many young girls today.

'It's a matter of perception,' she said. 'Many people may think Ellie looks wonderful.

'It is just a great shame she is in so much pain.'

But for Ellie, her breasts are a burden. She says she finds it hard to meet boys, because she gets suspicious about their motives for approaching her.

She struggles to find underwear to fit - and has even gone to the lengths of requesting via Facebook that Bravissimo, a lingerie brand that caters for women with larger breasts, open a branch of their shop in the South West.

'I just feel it's unfair that no one will help me,' she says. 'At least girls with flat chests can use special bras to boost their busts - but I can't hide my boobs.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2097685/Ellie-Jaycock-17-says-34K-breasts-ruining-life--faces-year-wait-reduced.html#ixzz1liSGMy3b

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 11:05 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/07/article-2097685-11A09E68000005DC-128_468x404.jpg


Why the hell do women think huge gross fake tits are awesome?

EDIT: It would suck ass to carry 2 huge tits like that all the time. Sometimes it'd be ok, but not permanently.

Rasputin
02-07-2012, 11:06 AM
Bump this thread in about a year. I'd like to make a comment.

Fish
02-07-2012, 11:06 AM
What a slag.....

Frazod
02-07-2012, 11:09 AM
Bump this thread in about a year. I'd like to make a comment.

This. :evil:

Rain Man
02-07-2012, 11:12 AM
If that's her in Post 2, she's cute*. I was figuring she'd be fat.



* in a completely nonsexual way since she's under 18. I will re-evaluate in a year along with the rest of you.

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 11:15 AM
If that's her in Post 2, she's cute*. I was figuring she'd be fat.



* in a completely nonsexual way since she's under 18. I will re-evaluate in a year along with the rest of you.

It's her. It came from his link.

Dartgod
02-07-2012, 11:16 AM
Bump this thread in about a year. I'd like to make a comment.
Ditto...
http://www.supplierlist.com/photo_images/94074/motor_yacht.jpg

In58men
02-07-2012, 11:16 AM
She's worth doing time over, I'll take her now.

Saulbadguy
02-07-2012, 11:19 AM
The doctor who performs the reduction should be jailed for crimes against humanity.

Radar Chief
02-07-2012, 11:21 AM
What a slag.....

WTF is that supposed to mean anyway?
To me “slag” is the oxidized metal blown out of a cut from an oxy/acetylene torch.

ChiTown
02-07-2012, 11:22 AM
Per my Lawyer's advice, I will have no comment at this time.

Setsuna
02-07-2012, 11:24 AM
Knock it down to Fs and she'll never have to work a day in her life.

Lumpy
02-07-2012, 11:24 AM
Poor girl. :(

Operative word here is "girl" btw... sick bastards! LMAO

Skyy God
02-07-2012, 11:25 AM
WTF is that supposed to mean anyway?
To me “slag” is the oxidized metal blown out of a cut from an oxy/acetylene torch.

That's Brit for loose, yo.

Saulbadguy
02-07-2012, 11:26 AM
WTF is that supposed to mean anyway?
To me “slag” is the oxidized metal blown out of a cut from an oxy/acetylene torch.

Slut.

blaise
02-07-2012, 11:26 AM
Ruining her life, enhancing the life of the boys in her school.

Skyy God
02-07-2012, 11:27 AM
Per my Lawyer's advice, I will have no comment at this time.

As long as you're not in a position of trust (i.e., a teacher), 17's been legal for a year in the UK.

Btw, the Buggery Act of 1533 is my new favorite law.

tooge
02-07-2012, 11:28 AM
I had the same issue with my cock. (most guys of CP)

Valiant
02-07-2012, 11:28 AM
WTF is that supposed to mean anyway?
To me “slag” is the oxidized metal blown out of a cut from an oxy/acetylene torch.

Worthless woman or person.


On topic, I believe 17s legal. Especially there.

Rain Man
02-07-2012, 11:29 AM
As long as you're not in a position of trust (i.e., a teacher), 17's been legal for a year in the UK.

Btw, the Buggery Act of 1533 is my new favorite law.


Does that apply if I'm in Colorado, or do Colorado laws apply to me? This is important.

Gonzo
02-07-2012, 11:30 AM
Poor girl. :(

Operative word here is "girl" btw... sick bastards! LMAO

You're just jealous because you have Lumpy Tits, apparently.
There, got that out of the way before the rest of you assholes could do it.
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Gonzo
02-07-2012, 11:31 AM
Slut.
Whore
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ChiTown
02-07-2012, 11:31 AM
As long as you're not in a position of trust (i.e., a teacher), 17's been legal for a year in the UK.

Btw, the Buggery Act of 1533 is my new favorite law.

Per my new Lawyer, I will now have a Press Conference at Noon......

luv
02-07-2012, 11:31 AM
Why the hell do women think huge gross fake tits are awesome?


We don't.

Skyy God
02-07-2012, 11:32 AM
Does that apply if I'm in Colorado, or do Colorado laws apply to me? This is important.

Generally speaking, the law in wherever the deed is being done applies. Consequently, an intercontinental train ride with a 16-17 year old might require some research.

Lumpy
02-07-2012, 11:33 AM
You're just jealous because you have Lumpy Tits, apparently.
There, got that out of the way before the rest of you assholes could do it.
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Thanks? LMAO

Skyy God
02-07-2012, 11:34 AM
Whore
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Trick

Fish
02-07-2012, 11:34 AM
WTF is that supposed to mean anyway?
To me “slag” is the oxidized metal blown out of a cut from an oxy/acetylene torch.

I'm guessing slut/hag....?

Radar Chief
02-07-2012, 11:35 AM
That's Brit for loose, yo.

Ah, British, didn’t notice that part. Makes sense now.

Lumpy
02-07-2012, 11:36 AM
I'm guessing slut/hag....?

That would be a skag.

Rain Man
02-07-2012, 11:38 AM
That would be a skag.


Or perhaps a shag, which would close loop nicely with other slang.

110010x
02-07-2012, 11:38 AM
She looks happy in the photo.

Fish
02-07-2012, 11:39 AM
That would be a skag.

I thought that was skank/hag?

Mr_Tomahawk
02-07-2012, 11:40 AM
Need more pics to confirm please.

Radar Chief
02-07-2012, 11:41 AM
Need more pics to confirm please.

Post #2.

Lumpy
02-07-2012, 11:42 AM
I thought that was skank/hag?

Sorry. Yes, that's correct. I apparently lost interest in the flow of conversation.

Regardless, IMO...
Skanky Hag > Slutty Hag

ChiTown
02-07-2012, 11:42 AM
Need more pics to confirm please.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/07/article-2097685-11A02239000005DC-70_468x565.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk
02-07-2012, 11:42 AM
Post #2.

more photos... ;)

Mr_Tomahawk
02-07-2012, 11:43 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/07/article-2097685-11A02239000005DC-70_468x565.jpg

So....17, right?

ChiTown
02-07-2012, 11:44 AM
So....17, right?

That's Metric 17, which converts to 18 in the US......

Lumpy
02-07-2012, 11:44 AM
GOOD LAWD!!! :eek:

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 11:44 AM
more photos... ;)

Here you go! All the pics you could ever want.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ellie+Jaycock

DaFace
02-07-2012, 11:59 AM
If that's her in Post 2, she's cute*. I was figuring she'd be fat.



* in a completely nonsexual way since she's under 18. I will re-evaluate in a year along with the rest of you.

Isn't the age of consent 16 in the UK? :hmmm:

Gonzo
02-07-2012, 12:07 PM
JFC

Those aren't sweater kittens, they're sweater Ligers.
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Bob Dole
02-07-2012, 12:13 PM
Interesting link which doesn't seem to match with the article info.

http://www.modelling-network.com/Ellie/

Mr_Tomahawk
02-07-2012, 12:14 PM
Interesting link which doesn't seem to match with the article info.

http://www.modelling-network.com/Ellie/

I need a LogiN!>!>!?!?!

Frazod
02-07-2012, 12:14 PM
Interesting link which doesn't seem to match with the article info.

http://www.modelling-network.com/Ellie/

OH SNAP LMAO

Setsuna
02-07-2012, 12:17 PM
JFC

Those aren't sweater kittens, they're sweater Ligers.
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You just outed yourself to be the geekiest loser on CP. She isn't as attractive as I thought. Shame.

DaFace
02-07-2012, 12:17 PM
Heh...

http://www.facebook.com/people/Ellie-Jaycock/100002794551542

Garcia Bronco
02-07-2012, 12:22 PM
Per my Lawyer's advice, I will have no comment at this time.

this like he 3rd post like this, why?

Rasputin
02-07-2012, 12:25 PM
Interesting link which doesn't seem to match with the article info.

http://www.modelling-network.com/Ellie/

It says she is 18 & she has a perfect porn name Ellie Jaycock. Now it's legal to fap isn't it?

Dartgod
02-07-2012, 12:26 PM
Interesting link which doesn't seem to match with the article info.

http://www.modelling-network.com/Ellie/

Interesting. On that site she states her age to be 18 and is interested in semi-nude modeling and erotic, "Playboy" style nudes.

Rain Man
02-07-2012, 12:29 PM
My interest in this topic is growing.

Mr_Tomahawk
02-07-2012, 12:31 PM
My interest in this topic is growing.

Your interest? That is what you call it?

Bob Dole
02-07-2012, 12:31 PM
My interest in this topic is growing.

Don't you mean your "special purpose"?

Frosty
02-07-2012, 12:33 PM
Interesting. On that site she states her age to be 18 and is interested in semi-nude modeling and erotic, "Playboy" style nudes.

I think that is one of those sites that anyone can sign up for and make a fake page. I think someone did that to GoChiefs a while back.

The picture on it is just from her Facebook site.

Nickel D
02-07-2012, 12:54 PM
Odd that her name's Jaycock...

Do you not find it quite ironic that J cock always comes before K cup?

Dave Lane
02-07-2012, 01:00 PM
I dated a girl with K tits years ago, Trouble is the rest of her caught up in the last 25 years :)

Setsuna
02-07-2012, 01:00 PM
I think that is one of those sites that anyone can sign up for and make a fake page. I think someone did that to GoChiefs a while back.

The picture on it is just from her Facebook site.

WRONG! Her facebook page interests include that site. Pay attention spaz.

luv
02-07-2012, 01:04 PM
I understand guys liking boobs, but come on. They don't make her look sexy. They make her look like a freak. Once her back problems kick in, she won't be worth anything in the sack either.

Garcia Bronco
02-07-2012, 01:19 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/07/article-2097685-11A02239000005DC-70_468x565.jpg

Poor girl...of course they hurt. She just needs to stop growing and she'll be able to get them properly reduced.

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 01:21 PM
We don't.

Some do. Notice i didn't include the words "all women".

Imon Yourside
02-07-2012, 01:21 PM
I understand guys liking boobs, but come on. They don't make her look sexy. They make her look like a freak. Once her back problems kick in, she won't be worth anything in the sack either.

I disagree, if she were always on her back those problems won't exist. Hypothetically speaking of course.

smittysbar
02-07-2012, 01:22 PM
Bump this thread in about a year. I'd like to make a comment.

This :evil:

Garcia Bronco
02-07-2012, 01:23 PM
This :evil:

the age of consent in the UK is 16. You can say which and whatever you like.

luv
02-07-2012, 01:25 PM
Some do. Notice i didn't include the words "all women".

The only reason why women would possibly want humungo boobs is because they think guys like them. Otherwise, there's zero purpose for having boobs that big.

SLAG
02-07-2012, 01:26 PM
What a slag.....

wait wut?

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 01:26 PM
http://www.modelling-network.com/uploads/4059/ubiu8vzgekuzfqnfumpkw065c5.jpg

She's very shy.

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 01:26 PM
The only reason why women would possibly want humungo boobs is because they think guys like them. Otherwise, there's zero purpose for having boobs that big.

correct. Women logic.

DaFace
02-07-2012, 01:26 PM
the age of consent in the UK is 16. You can say which and whatever you like.

...provided it's not "I had crazy wild sex with that bitch after she flew over to the U.S. to meet me."

Mr_Tomahawk
02-07-2012, 01:26 PM
http://www.modelling-network.com/uploads/4059/ubiu8vzgekuzfqnfumpkw065c5.jpg

She's very shy.

rep

ChiTown
02-07-2012, 01:28 PM
http://www.modelling-network.com/uploads/4059/ubiu8vzgekuzfqnfumpkw065c5.jpg

She's very shy.

HO-LEE-SHIT.

Carpet Bomb

luv
02-07-2012, 01:29 PM
http://www.modelling-network.com/uploads/4059/ubiu8vzgekuzfqnfumpkw065c5.jpg

She's very shy.

Weird. They don't look nearly as big in that pic as they do others pics on here.

demonhero
02-07-2012, 01:32 PM
why is she not in porN, and Facebook not blocked... hmmm.

DaFace
02-07-2012, 01:32 PM
...provided it's not "I had crazy wild sex with that bitch after she flew over to the U.S. to meet me."

Actually, I just learned something. "Age of consent" and "minimum age to be in porn" are two very different things. Even in the U.S., it's not illegal to have sex with a 16 year old in many states.

http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

http://www.thoughts.swalrus.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

The Poz
02-07-2012, 01:39 PM
Marty McHappyPants: "I'm slow dancin' with this chick all...night...long!!!!!!"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304833_109520065817811_100002794551542_47932_1369905_n.jpg

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 01:40 PM
I bet she has strong legs.

Gonzo
02-07-2012, 01:41 PM
I wonder if she has the same growth issue in her chin area?

Setsuna
02-07-2012, 01:42 PM
A magnificent rack can cure any case of unattractiveness.

Rasputin
02-07-2012, 01:45 PM
Goldilocks grew up and her breast were too small...

So she went to the dr. & had them enlarged, but they were too big...

So she went back to the dr. & had them reduced to medium size & they were just right.


Moral of the story, thank God for doctors.

Imon Yourside
02-07-2012, 01:47 PM
Goldilocks grew up and her breast were too small...

So she went to the dr. & had them enlarged, but they were too big...

So she went back to the dr. & had them reduced to medium size & they were just right.


Moral of the story, thank God for doctors.

Fail, her parents should be shot as should anyone offering their underrage daughter a boob job.

DJ's left nut
02-07-2012, 01:47 PM
Wait - that doesn't say that doctors won't operate on her.

It says that the NHS won't pay for it until she's 21.

Boo fucking hoo. There are girls with extra fucking fingers out there that can't afford to have them taken off. Chick's with facial growths and cleft palates that make them pretty damn hideous simply have to deal with it - or pay to fix it on their own.

This girl, who clearly doesn't have a problem taking pictures of herself in her underwear, is bitching because tax dollars won't pay to get her titties reduced? Fuck her.

Folks - now you see why I HATE the idea of socialized medicine? That girl sees getting her tits reduced as some kind of right now. Nevermind the fact that she can have it done, the fact that the government won't buy it for her means that she's being unfairly persecuted.

Cunt.

Rasputin
02-07-2012, 01:49 PM
Fail, her parents should be shot as should anyone offering their underrage daughter a boob job.

Your FAIL. The story said she grew up meaning of age.

listopencil
02-07-2012, 01:51 PM
Actually, I just learned something. "Age of consent" and "minimum age to be in porn" are two very different things. Even in the U.S., it's not illegal to have sex with a 16 year old in many states.

http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

http://www.thoughts.swalrus.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg



It upsets me that lesbian sex is illegal in the military. That's just wrong.

Imon Yourside
02-07-2012, 01:51 PM
Your FAIL. The story said she grew up meaning of age.

I'm talking about in general, not this poor girl.

Sofa King
02-07-2012, 01:51 PM
A magnificent rack can cure any case of unattractiveness.

http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/359/07.jpg

Imon Yourside
02-07-2012, 01:52 PM
http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/359/07.jpg

Ever heard the expression a 2 "bagger"?

ChiTown
02-07-2012, 01:53 PM
http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/359/07.jpg

of course, there is an exception to every rule............

Rasputin
02-07-2012, 01:55 PM
I'm talking about in general, not this poor girl.


Was talking about Goldilocks all grown up. leagal age to do anything like being 21 so it's safe & leagal by all counts and purpose of this thread.

luv
02-07-2012, 01:59 PM
Wait - that doesn't say that doctors won't operate on her.

It says that the NHS won't pay for it until she's 21.

Boo ****ing hoo. There are girls with extra ****ing fingers out there that can't afford to have them taken off. Chick's with facial growths and cleft palates that make them pretty damn hideous simply have to deal with it - or pay to fix it on their own.

This girl, who clearly doesn't have a problem taking pictures of herself in her underwear, is bitching because tax dollars won't pay to get her titties reduced? **** her.

Folks - now you see why I HATE the idea of socialized medicine? That girl sees getting her tits reduced as some kind of right now. Nevermind the fact that she can have it done, the fact that the government won't buy it for her means that she's being unfairly persecuted.

****.

In her defense, it is a medical condition that affects her overall health.

Rain Man
02-07-2012, 02:00 PM
It upsets me that lesbian sex is illegal in the military. That's just wrong.

Not even the navy? I would think they'd allow it in the navy on those all-woman submarines.

Or do the all-woman submarines only exist in my fantasies? Maybe I'm getting mixed up.

bevischief
02-07-2012, 02:02 PM
Not even the navy? I would think they'd allow it in the navy on those all-woman submarines.

Or do the all-woman submarines only exist in my fantasies? Maybe I'm getting mixed up.

only in your fantasies

DaFace
02-07-2012, 02:03 PM
It upsets me that lesbian sex is illegal in the military. That's just wrong.

I wonder if that's still true now that DADT has been repealed.

Imon Yourside
02-07-2012, 02:04 PM
I wonder if that's still true now that DADT has been repealed.

I think it's safe to assume if they legalized beastiality then lezbo stuff is probably ok.

DJ's left nut
02-07-2012, 02:08 PM
In her defense, it is a medical condition that affects her overall health.

So scrape up your nickels and get it taken care of.

Folks with scoliosis just have to suck it up and deal. Early onset arthritis? Sucks to be you.

This girl is just bitching because the gubbamint won't pay her bills. It's an interesting story because it involves tits - but if it was an arthritic condition, nobody would give a crap. If this wasn't a moderately attractive girl with massive cans, nobody would listen to her bitching, let alone publish it.

Get down to the bottom line on this story and it's just an entitled brat expecting the government to make her life easier for her when the path to her doing it herself is right in front of her.

Setsuna
02-07-2012, 02:14 PM
http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/359/07.jpg

That isn't my definition of magnificent. Nice try.

Rain Man
02-07-2012, 02:16 PM
only in your fantasies

Damn.

Now the rest of my day is ruined.

BIG_DADDY
02-07-2012, 02:37 PM
Fail, her parents should be shot as should anyone offering their underrage daughter a boob job.

Come on, look at all the fun she's having

Iowanian
02-07-2012, 04:02 PM
when she's 18 I'm sure she could do *something* to earn money to have them reduced.....and let them pay for themselves.

There are probably alot of people who would pay to see that....or to motorboat them.....

RustShack
02-07-2012, 04:21 PM
I'd hit it.

Al Bundy
02-07-2012, 05:47 PM
She is pretty damn hot.

jspchief
02-07-2012, 06:14 PM
Gah. She's ugly and those tits are gross.

I can't believe you guys are all over that, just because she has freakishly huge bags of fat on her chest.

alnorth
02-07-2012, 06:14 PM
This girl is just bitching because the gubbamint won't pay her bills.

Its not in America, so your dumb "gubmint" argument doesn't work. These people pay extremely high taxes for free health care, and they should be expected to get what they pay for. The UK would pay for it, when she's 21. They have a stupid guideline saying they cant make an exception.

cabletech94
02-07-2012, 07:02 PM
i don't know if the no fap 2012 thing is going on, but i think i just lost.

Spott
02-07-2012, 08:27 PM
http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/359/07.jpg

It's like E.T. with tits.

RJ
02-07-2012, 08:30 PM
If that's her in Post 2, she's cute*. I was figuring she'd be fat.



* in a completely nonsexual way since she's under 18. I will re-evaluate in a year along with the rest of you.



Give her just a little more time.

CHENZ A!
02-07-2012, 08:36 PM
I'm not really attracted to this at all. I like nice boobs. Nice boobs can be big, and nice boobs can be small, but these don't look that nice to me.

Would much rather hook up with the 2-Vagina broad.

Mr. Laz
02-07-2012, 08:48 PM
i volunteer to give her a therapeutic message to help her with the pain.


of course it would be strictly for health benefits

BIG_DADDY
02-07-2012, 09:09 PM
i volunteer to give her a therapeutic message to help her with the pain.


of course it would be strictly for health benefits




What is a therapeutic message? Are you some kind of psychologist or something?

kcxiv
02-07-2012, 09:28 PM
She's worth doing time over, I'll take her now.

In the UK where SHE lives, its legal. lol

Rasputin
02-07-2012, 10:00 PM
i don't know if the no fap 2012 thing is going on, but i think i just lost.

If you held out this long, then YOU most likely be the winner!!! That is a remarkable **cough** bullshitudid **cough** achievement. :clap:

;)

cabletech94
02-07-2012, 10:01 PM
If you held out this long, then YOU most likely be the winner!!! That is a remarkable **cough** bullshitudid **cough** achievement. :clap:

;)

screw you for judging me you judgemental bastard!!!

i'm gonna go eff my wife now for punishment!!!!

:clap::clap::clap:

Ugly Duck
02-07-2012, 10:05 PM
Gah. She's ugly and those tits are gross

Yeah, but she has two vaginas.

In58men
02-07-2012, 10:07 PM
In the UK where SHE lives, its legal. lol


On a plane as we speak.

Rasputin
02-07-2012, 10:21 PM
screw you for judging me you judgemental bastard!!!

i'm gonna go eff my wife now for punishment!!!!

:clap::clap::clap:

ROFL

Well no wonder you won then, damn you got to bang your wife instead, now that makes it believable. Yet somehow is that fair to the contest rules, i don't remember?

cabletech94
02-07-2012, 10:24 PM
ROFL

Well no wonder you won then, damn you got to bang your wife instead, now that makes it believable. Yet somehow is that fair to the contest rules, i don't remember?

yea, i didn't partake in the contest (pretty much knew it wasn't gonna go, if you know what i mean :evil:)

Tombstone RJ
02-07-2012, 10:48 PM
looks like she's already trying to make money off her impairment... poor thing.

BigMeatballDave
02-08-2012, 12:24 AM
Actually, I just learned something. "Age of consent" and "minimum age to be in porn" are two very different things. Even in the U.S., it's not illegal to have sex with a 16 year old in many states.

http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

http://www.thoughts.swalrus.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

I'm surprised so many states are 16.

CoMoChief
02-08-2012, 01:38 AM
It's like E.T. with tits.

ROFL

Bob Dole
02-08-2012, 08:35 AM
Wait - that doesn't say that doctors won't operate on her.

It says that the NHS won't pay for it until she's 21.



Really?

But doctors have refused to operate until she is 21 and has stopped growing.

BigOlChiefsfan
02-08-2012, 08:34 PM
National Lampoon's take (http://www.tgfa.org/fiction/StackedLikeMe.htm)

Easy 6
02-10-2012, 08:03 PM
Back pain?

Thats why the Doans corp. makes pills, suck it up honey.

big nasty kcnut
02-10-2012, 09:06 PM
Well having big boobs can save your life. Ask Sheyla Hershey http://www.hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/notitas-de-noticias/details/brazilian-models-massive-breasts-save-her-life-when-car-crashes-into-tree/13894/