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bevischief
02-11-2012, 04:26 PM
My wife has enough of me . So I am stuck i my room...

Rain Man
02-11-2012, 04:28 PM
Your wife grounded you?

noa
02-11-2012, 04:29 PM
What room does she keep your balls in?
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Inmem58
02-11-2012, 04:32 PM
Sissy

Discuss Thrower
02-11-2012, 04:33 PM
What room does she keep your balls in?
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my money's on them being at her boyfriend's house..

KurtCobain
02-11-2012, 04:38 PM
my money's on them being at her boyfriend's house..

They're not at my house dude.
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bevischief
02-11-2012, 04:41 PM
I sill have my TV and beer fridge and my dvr...

whoman69
02-11-2012, 04:42 PM
Sam Kinneson had a skit where his wife kept his penis every time he was out. He visualized it by taking the cord from the mike and saying "you won't be needing this." Reminds me a lot of this thread.

Gonzo
02-11-2012, 04:47 PM
Here's what you say to her:

"Woman, listen here... You make my dinner, clean my house and swallow what I give you. When I want to hear from you, I'll allow you to speak." If she gets lippy, give her the pimp-hand.
Lumpy is very obedient, now. She's cleaning the house with knee pads on.
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Dr. Facebook Fever
02-11-2012, 04:50 PM
It'd good to be single lol

hometeam
02-11-2012, 04:50 PM
If your wife can ground you from TV, then you deserve to be grounded from TV.

Gadzooks
02-11-2012, 04:51 PM
What room does she keep your balls in?
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He'll require one of these to enter the room, (along with the help of a pleasant Cyclops):
http://mimg.ugo.com/200711/23249/the-glaive.jpg

Gadzooks
02-11-2012, 04:54 PM
Here's what you say to her:

"Woman, listen here... You make my dinner, clean my house and swallow what I give you. When I want to hear from you, I'll allow you to speak." If she gets lippy, give her the pimp-hand.
Lumpy is very obedient, now. She's cleaning the house with knee pads on.
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Did your pimp hand make her "Lumpy"? If so, I'm callin' the cops.

Okie_Apparition
02-11-2012, 04:54 PM
Climb down the trellis

Bwana
02-11-2012, 04:57 PM
Dude! :shake:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zJZTgybVgJU/TMbTxfiAavI/AAAAAAAABhY/-TAQXwDLkac/s1600/man-card.jpg

LiveSteam
02-11-2012, 04:58 PM
Here's what you say to her:

"Woman, listen here... You make my dinner, clean my house and swallow what I give you. When I want to hear from you, I'll allow you to speak." If she gets lippy, give her the pimp-hand.
Lumpy is very obedient, now. She's cleaning the house with knee pads on.
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I just happen to have a house for rent.

ThatRaceCardGuy
02-11-2012, 04:58 PM
Obviously you laugjed at her and said......"make me a samwidch"

Gadzooks
02-11-2012, 05:01 PM
Obviously you laugjed at her and said......"make me a samwidch"

It's "laffed" and "samich" or "sangwich".:shake:

listopencil
02-11-2012, 05:10 PM
If your wife can ground you from TV, then you deserve to be grounded from TV.

^

Rain Man
02-11-2012, 05:21 PM
I sill have my TV and beer fridge and my dvr...

Maybe so, but it sounds like you're not allowed to watch the TV.

Count Zarth
02-11-2012, 05:22 PM
Can't have any more testicles neither, huh?

Thig Lyfe
02-11-2012, 07:40 PM
Yo just poop in her mouth dawg. Works like a charm.