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luv
02-13-2012, 03:34 PM
So, what are you getting/doing for your significant other?

Donger
02-13-2012, 03:36 PM
So, what are you getting/doing for your significant other?

A kitchen remodel.

Otter
02-13-2012, 03:36 PM
Giving her a titty twister and letting her make me a sammich.

Guru
02-13-2012, 03:36 PM
going to work and earning money for family vacation.

Garcia Bronco
02-13-2012, 03:37 PM
PIIHB. It's her favorite.

Fish
02-13-2012, 03:38 PM
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/383/antivalentine.gif

Saulbadguy
02-13-2012, 03:39 PM
Driving to and from the game tonight.

lewdog
02-13-2012, 03:43 PM
Making her cook and clean all day...............

















Topless :D

loochy
02-13-2012, 03:48 PM
tacos

BigMeatballDave
02-13-2012, 03:50 PM
Giving her a cream stick...

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 03:50 PM
So, what are you getting/doing for your significant other?

Same thing I got for my non existant gf last year. She's welcome.

blaise
02-13-2012, 03:52 PM
Valentines Day is sucky crap, and women are to blame for it. They claim they don't care what they get, but they do.

seclark
02-13-2012, 03:52 PM
send flowers to her office.
bottle of wine w/supper
watch her do her exercises while i walk on the treadmill
bust a nut
sec

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 03:53 PM
Actually Vday is my ex-wifes bday and I'm again celebrating not being married to her anymore. I'm a hopeless romantic.

Discuss Thrower
02-13-2012, 03:54 PM
About 30 minutes of advertiser revenue.

kysirsoze
02-13-2012, 03:56 PM
Actually Vday is my ex-wifes bday and I'm again celebrating not being married to her anymore. I'm a hopeless romantic.

Way to make it your own.

I'm cooking for my date because I worked too many years in the restaurant industry to go out tomorrow night. Bad service, rushed food, packed dining rooms. Who needs it? Just go another night for God's sake.

Dayze
02-13-2012, 03:58 PM
we're doing a whole lot of nothing. relaxing with a fire, lounging around watching TV.

Setsuna
02-13-2012, 04:01 PM
My significant other? I'll be lotioning that bad boy up. Hay oh!

Omaha
02-13-2012, 04:01 PM
New Washer/Dryer FTW!

LiveSteam
02-13-2012, 04:02 PM
I bought Rosie & her 5 sisters a new white glove. Its gonna be a long night

vailpass
02-13-2012, 04:02 PM
A kitchen remodel.

you son of a bitch

Mr. Flopnuts
02-13-2012, 04:04 PM
New Washer/Dryer FTW!

They're too fat.

SuperChief
02-13-2012, 04:05 PM
My fiance and I agreed to do the whole "make your own gift" for VDay this year. I'm finally breaking down and making her one of those coupon book things. I figure she'll enjoy it.

Donger
02-13-2012, 04:05 PM
you son of a bitch

What?

Brock
02-13-2012, 04:09 PM
watch her do her exercises while i walk on the treadmill
bust a nut
sec

that takes coordination.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 04:11 PM
You can't ask the question and not answer it yourself luv...........

Fire Me Boy!
02-13-2012, 04:11 PM
Nothing. We'll celebrate on the weekend.

DMAC
02-13-2012, 04:14 PM
My hand will have a beer in it.

luv
02-13-2012, 04:15 PM
You can't ask the question and not answer it yourself luv...........

I will tell my baby that I love her tomorrow.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/2157_121985005701_500390701_5692778_2878_n.jpgr

It will be our 4 year anniversary.

Iowanian
02-13-2012, 04:19 PM
I'll probably slap her on the ass and offer to put out.

She told me not to get flowers because they're overpriced and they die, no chocolate because of her run-training schedule, she already bought herself enough jewelry at some broad-parties, and I got her a couple of bottles of stinkem earlier in the year.

Maybe I'll let her off of the hook for dishes or something, but odds are, I'll work late and she'll be parenting alone until I get home around time to put out.

vailpass
02-13-2012, 04:25 PM
What?

I believe that is the common designation for all members of the "making the rest of us look bad" club.

Micjones
02-13-2012, 04:28 PM
Flowers, chocolates, stuffed animal, card, balloon.
And the man-dangler!

The usual stuff.

Shogun
02-13-2012, 04:32 PM
I cooked some good food for us and I bought her favorite perfume and wrote her a cute letter. Then PROCEEDED TO SMASH.

KC Dan
02-13-2012, 04:33 PM
Heading to Japan without her...

journeyscarab
02-13-2012, 04:37 PM
Sending my wife a bunch of fresh tulips (her favorite). Then we're having our traditional Red Dinner (italian food) with the kids.

SPchief
02-13-2012, 04:42 PM
Ill get home from work around 11, strip naked and proceed to let her get on me.

sedated
02-13-2012, 04:45 PM
gang bang

R8RFAN
02-13-2012, 04:46 PM
I am going to greet mine at the door wearing saran wrap

stonedstooge
02-13-2012, 04:49 PM
Going to be My Own Best Friend tomorrow

vailpass
02-13-2012, 04:50 PM
I'm serving tube steak smothered in underwear with a nice salt shake to wash it all down.

Mr. Plow
02-13-2012, 04:52 PM
Crap.

Donger
02-13-2012, 04:52 PM
I believe that is the common designation for all members of the "making the rest of us look bad" club.

Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

luv
02-13-2012, 04:53 PM
Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

Poor woman.

Nzoner
02-13-2012, 04:55 PM
We went to Harrah's Casino last Saturday,watched Mizzou beat Baylor at the 810 Zone,did some gambling,went to The Range Steakhouse for a great dinner and then back to gambling until 3 a.m. then upstairs to the room for a late night snack.

Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow and other than that I'm screwed because I have no actual gift as of yet and honestly don't have a damn clue.

vailpass
02-13-2012, 04:57 PM
Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

Ah, the 'presentation of that which was going to be done anyway as a gift' move eh?

Well played sir, well played.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-13-2012, 04:57 PM
homemade cookies, a bottle of perfume, and some gift cards to Pottery Barn.

Nzoner
02-13-2012, 04:59 PM
Oh. Well, it's actually a pretty obvious trick. We were going to do the kitchen anyway, but I accidentally delayed pulling the trigger on it until tomorrow. So, other than paying for a new kitchen, she's not getting dick.

I would think after a gift like that she might want dick :shrug:

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 05:01 PM
Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow and other than that I'm screwed because I have no actual gift as of yet and honestly don't have a damn clue.

The gift of letting her fantasize about Channing Tatum while forgetting she's sitting next to you should be all she needs.

Mr. Plow
02-13-2012, 05:03 PM
Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow and other than that I'm screwed because I have no actual gift as of yet and honestly don't have a damn clue.

When you figure out a gift, would you mind buying 2 of them and sending one to me? I'll pay you back.

bevischief
02-13-2012, 05:04 PM
Gift card for Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Setsuna
02-13-2012, 05:05 PM
F all of you people who are in relationships. Yall can go die in a fire! RAAAWWWRR!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 05:05 PM
F all of you people who are in relationships. Yall can go die in a fire! RAAAWWWRR!!

This heh.

lewdog
02-13-2012, 05:32 PM
F all of you people who are in relationships. Yall can go die in a fire! RAAAWWWRR!!

I am just in it for the free sex and cooking.

Deberg_1990
02-13-2012, 05:38 PM
Tomorrow I'm taking her to see The Vow

Didnt realize you were such a huge Channing Tatum fan.

Baconeater
02-13-2012, 05:39 PM
I'm just praying she doesn't look at a calendar.

Spott
02-13-2012, 05:43 PM
Not a damn thing.

Bearcat
02-13-2012, 05:43 PM
I'm going to fill her with premium.

Bwana
02-13-2012, 05:46 PM
I'm taking her to Belize in the near future, she will be getting a card.

Bowser
02-13-2012, 05:52 PM
6 plus hours of cunninglingus!!!

Bowser
02-13-2012, 05:53 PM
Fucking hacked

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 05:54 PM
6 plus hours of cunninglingus!!!

So what will you be doing during that time?

Bob Dole
02-13-2012, 05:57 PM
A prepaid burial plot.
Posted via Mobile Device

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 05:59 PM
A prepaid burial plot.
Posted via Mobile Device

That is the gift that keeps on giving... much like a membership in the jelly of the month club.

luv
02-13-2012, 06:09 PM
Didnt realize you were such a huge Channing Tatum fan.

Can you blame him?

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 06:11 PM
Can you blame him?

Yes. But that's only because I'm not as good looking. Women are suppossed to be less obsessed with physical appearance.


Yeah right.

Setsuna
02-13-2012, 06:12 PM
Can you blame him?

Yes. HORRIBAD actor.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 06:13 PM
Yes. HORRIBAD actor.

Talent doesn't matter. He's hot. Or so I'm told.

luv
02-13-2012, 06:19 PM
Yes. But that's only because I'm not as good looking. Women are suppossed to be less obsessed with physical appearance.


Yeah right.

I love his eyes.

HoneyBadger
02-13-2012, 06:26 PM
I just started dating my current fling a week ago. So I'll do something low-key. Then we'll bang.

keg in kc
02-13-2012, 06:27 PM
I'm buying them a new bottle of vaseline intensive care and some kleenex.

lewdog
02-13-2012, 06:28 PM
I just started dating my current fling a week ago. So I'll do something low-key. Then we'll bang.

Read----Mad Dog 20/20 then sex.

HoneyBadger
02-13-2012, 07:27 PM
Read----Mad Dog 20/20 then sex.

Isn't that just a drink??

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 07:37 PM
I love his eyes.

I have eyes. Deep, brown bedroom eyes I'm told.

No don't obsess over me it's too late.

TrebMaxx
02-13-2012, 07:44 PM
A few weeks ago Mrs. TrebMaxx made me go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set. The one we have now is a hand me down set\mix match crap that we have had for 20+ years and she has always wanted to pick her own set out. She found a set that she really, really wanted but I played it off telling her I needed to think about it as I have done for years now. I think she figures it was a no-go and she hasn't said anything about it since. Tomorrow when she gets home from work she will have her new bedroom set.

Nzoner
02-13-2012, 07:55 PM
Didnt realize you were such a huge Channing Tatum fan.

Can you blame him?

Yes. But that's only because I'm not as good looking. Women are suppossed to be less obsessed with physical appearance.


Yeah right.

I love his eyes.


Okay to hell with all that we're going to see Safe House.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 08:05 PM
Okay to hell with all that we're going to see Safe House.

LMAO

Good choice Joe.

lewdog
02-13-2012, 08:27 PM
Isn't that just a drink??

Yea, it is like a fine wine. Get her drunk then screw. Sounds low key enough to me. Just throwing out ideas for you.

JD10367
02-13-2012, 09:35 PM
Same thing I do to her every year: chain her in the basement, break out the earplugs and chainsaw, clean up when I'm done, then go out on Wednesday to pick up next year's model. (It's easier than breaking up with them or marrying them.)

HoneyBadger
02-14-2012, 02:39 AM
Its Valentine's Day, Bitches!

Phobia
02-14-2012, 02:54 AM
A few weeks ago Mrs. TrebMaxx made me go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set. The one we have now is a hand me down set\mix match crap that we have had for 20+ years and she has always wanted to pick her own set out. She found a set that she really, really wanted but I played it off telling her I needed to think about it as I have done for years now. I think she figures it was a no-go and she hasn't said anything about it since. Tomorrow when she gets home from work she will have her new bedroom set.
Cool. I'll bet it will get a test too.

Phobia
02-14-2012, 02:55 AM
I bought my wife some of her favorite coffee.

Pioli Zombie
02-14-2012, 06:12 AM
There are 100 women in my office. Im going to go up to each of the hot ones and offer to let them suck my cock. Then in the bosses office im going to offer to fuck her tits. Then in the HR managers office im going to take it out while she's talking to me. Then while im being escorted out im going to hit on the female.

Spott
02-14-2012, 06:33 AM
It's Valentines day, time to listen to Slayer all day long.

KC Tattoo
02-14-2012, 08:02 AM
Happy Valintine's Day luv

tooge
02-14-2012, 08:20 AM
I married a true woman. She doesn't expect anything on valentines day other than me being a good father and husband. She is wise enough to realize that valentines day is just another Hallmark holliday to sell crap. The kids and I will make her a card on the computer and that is about it. If a woman gets on you for not getting something for v day then she is pretty shallow. I know a few guys that treat their significant others like shit, only to wow them of v day. Really?

LiveSteam
02-14-2012, 08:28 AM
I married a true woman. She doesn't expect anything on valentines day other than me being a good father and husband. She is wise enough to realize that valentines day is just another Hallmark holliday to sell crap. The kids and I will make her a card on the computer and that is about it. If a woman gets on you for not getting something for v day then she is pretty shallow. I know a few guys that treat their significant others like shit, only to wow them of v day. Really?

Does your wife have a sister?

luv
02-14-2012, 08:31 AM
I married a true woman. She doesn't expect anything on valentines day other than me being a good father and husband. She is wise enough to realize that valentines day is just another Hallmark holliday to sell crap. The kids and I will make her a card on the computer and that is about it. If a woman gets on you for not getting something for v day then she is pretty shallow. I know a few guys that treat their significant others like shit, only to wow them of v day. Really?

I think it's sad whenever there has to be a certain day to remind people to show the ones they love that they appreciate them. I love Valentine's Day just because I'm a romantic, though, and the day seems to be about romance.

KCUnited
02-14-2012, 08:32 AM
Bartered a Marshall stack over xmas for my 3 yr old. Since then we've been out in the garage working on a cover of Manowar's "Heart of Steel" for this very moment. I'm going to have him plug in around the time she gets home from work and when the door open it's serenade time. She's 6 months pregnant so we'll be stuck with lite beer, but who cares.

Rooster
02-14-2012, 08:54 AM
Refinancing the house and a card.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-14-2012, 09:03 AM
Bartered a Marshall stack over xmas for my 3 yr old. Since then we've been out in the garage working on a cover of Manowar's "Heart of Steel" for this very moment. I'm going to have him plug in around the time she gets home from work and when the door open it's serenade time. She's 6 months pregnant so we'll be stuck with lite beer, but who cares.

your pregnant wife is drinking lite beer?

Mr. Plow
02-14-2012, 09:08 AM
She's 6 months pregnant so we'll be stuck with lite beer, but who cares.


Uhhhh....what?

luv
02-14-2012, 09:19 AM
Uhhhh....what?

That's what I thought.

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 09:48 AM
Gonzo and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. The only thing we have done in the past is exchange cards. There were a few times when he got me flowers, or a stuffed animal w/ chocolates, but I never really expect to give/receive gifts. It's just another day.

vailpass
02-14-2012, 10:06 AM
your pregnant wife is drinking lite beer?

That way you only get lite fetal alcohol syndrome.

TrebMaxx
02-14-2012, 10:09 AM
Cool. I'll bet it will get a test too.

Part of the plan! :thumb:

TrebMaxx
02-14-2012, 10:17 AM
A few weeks ago Mrs. TrebMaxx made me go furniture shopping for a new bedroom set. The one we have now is a hand me down set\mix match crap that we have had for 20+ years and she has always wanted to pick her own set out. She found a set that she really, really wanted but I played it off telling her I needed to think about it as I have done for years now. I think she figures it was a no-go and she hasn't said anything about it since. Tomorrow when she gets home from work she will have her new bedroom set.

This morning was too funny. We had discussed earlier this week that we would not get anything for each other this Valentine's Day. We say that every year but usually she will get me a card and I will get her a card and some chocolate covered strawberries. She gave me a card this morning and I told her I didn't get anything for her since we said we weren't going to do anything. She seemed a little miffed as she left for work. I have the bedroom all cleared out and I am now waiting for the delivery guys. This will be golden if she stews all day about not getting anything only to be surprised when she gets home and goes into the bedroom.

KC Tattoo
02-14-2012, 10:20 AM
I don't have a significant other, but have been flirting with several girls kind of interested in. Not in any hury for anything serious, I kind of like my single life at the moment. Wouldn't mind just going on a date tho. :(

luv
02-14-2012, 10:21 AM
This morning was too funny. We had discussed earlier this week that we would not get anything for each other this Valentine's Day. We say that every year but usually she will get me a card and I will get her a card and some chocolate covered strawberries. She gave me a card this morning and I told her I didn't get anything for her since we said we weren't going to do anything. She seemed a little miffed as she left for work. I have the bedroom all cleared out and I am now waiting for the delivery guys. This will be golden if she stews all day about not getting anything only to be surprised when she gets home and goes into the bedroom.

Light some candles in there too.

King_Chief_Fan
02-14-2012, 11:39 AM
Light some candles in there too.

a little champagne and the traditional choc strawberries too

Bearcat
02-14-2012, 11:52 AM
Gonzo and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. The only thing we have done in the past is exchange cards. There were a few times when he got me flowers, or a stuffed animal w/ chocolates, but I never really expect to give/receive gifts. It's just another day.

They do exist! :eek:

Fish
02-14-2012, 12:03 PM
Gonzo and I don't really celebrate Valentine's Day. The only thing we have done in the past is exchange cards. There were a few times when he got me flowers, or a stuffed animal w/ chocolates, but I never really expect to give/receive gifts. It's just another day.

Pardon me ma'am, but your pants are aflame.....

Also... any sisters?

Fish
02-14-2012, 12:15 PM
Rube Goldberg Valentines Day Bra Remover.... SFW...

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DPWs3cvBwnk?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

luv
02-14-2012, 12:50 PM
They do exist! :eek:

Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?

Predarat
02-14-2012, 12:58 PM
On a radio show I listen to there was a survey on what women want for valntines day. 5% said they want sex. I want one of the 5%.

R8RFAN
02-14-2012, 01:05 PM
Pardon me ma'am, but your pants are aflame.....

Also... any sisters?

Hell with that, let's just steal her away from Gonzo

Raiderhader
02-14-2012, 01:19 PM
I'm not with anyone, but if I were I'd get her some anal beads. I know she would like those.

Bearcat
02-14-2012, 01:22 PM
Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?

Even in my dreams, the woman says she doesn't care about Valentine's Day, then we end up doing something every year because, well, you know how good women are at communicating how they feel about stuff...

She even said "oh, besides the cards... and the flowers... and stuffed animals... and chocolate".... yeah, it's a little easier to say you don't expect anything while signing for those roses & box of chocolates.

BigMeatballDave
02-14-2012, 02:25 PM
I had a bj 6 hrs ago. :)

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-14-2012, 02:26 PM
I had a bj 6 hrs ago. :)

Clay doesn't count

luv
02-14-2012, 02:31 PM
I'm not with anyone, but if I were I'd get her some anal beads. I know she would like those.

She probably already has some.

Frazod
02-14-2012, 02:38 PM
We've been married for 10 years. Fuck Valentine's Day. And fuck Hallmark.

At some point this weekend we'll go out for a nice dinner. Won't do it tonight because the restaurants are too crowded.

One my divorced female friends called me last week and asked what would be a nice thing to get her new boyfriend for Valentine's Day. I told her steak and blowjob. The. End.

And speaking of St. Valentine's Day, the site of the Massacre is about 10 blocks north of here. Sadly, it's an empty lot now. It would be kind of cool if it was a tourist spot.

Donger
02-14-2012, 02:42 PM
I broke down like the big wimp that I am and went out and got what need to make her favorite meal: Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers, Bush's CountryStyle Baked Beans and Strawberries dipped in Gihardelli Dark Chocolate, with a bottle to wasjh it all down.

luv
02-14-2012, 02:42 PM
My dad got a "Happy Hearts Day" card in the mail from a lady he dated back in 1992. It's weird because he hasn't seen or talked to her since 1993.

I had an appointment to visit with my personal trainer today, and she gave me a valentine with a mini Luna bar attached to it.

Donger
02-14-2012, 02:44 PM
I had an appointment to visit with my personal trainer today, and she gave me a valentine with a mini Luna bar attached to it.

You should've found a trainer that would give you a jumbo, instead.

sedated
02-14-2012, 02:49 PM
My dad got a "Happy Hearts Day" card in the mail from a lady he dated back in 1992. It's weird because he hasn't seen or talked to her since 1993.

sounds like someone is craving some dick.

luv
02-14-2012, 02:56 PM
sounds like someone is craving some dick.

She's 12 years older than my dad. That's would put her at 72 now.

Fish
02-14-2012, 02:57 PM
She's 12 years older than my dad. That's would put her at 72 now.

What's the age cutoff for craving dick?

Predarat
02-14-2012, 03:12 PM
I broke down like the big wimp that I am and went out and got what need to make her favorite meal: Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers, Bush's CountryStyle Baked Beans and Strawberries dipped in Gihardelli Dark Chocolate, with a bottle to wasjh it all down.

Thats a good idea, better the going to a crowded restaurant, waiting an hour or longer, getting crappy service, getting crappy food and going home irritated.

TrebMaxx
02-14-2012, 03:33 PM
Light some candles in there too.

a little champagne and the traditional choc strawberries too

I don't want to spoil her too much! I think the cash that was dropped down on a new bedroom set is enough. I'm pretty sure she will be happy once she comes home. She called a little bit ago and said she would be home around 4:30. I could tell she was a little pissed because she was short with me on the phone. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out what I got her for Valentines day.

La literatura
02-14-2012, 03:35 PM
Thats a good idea, better the going to a crowded restaurant, waiting an hour or longer, getting crappy service, getting crappy food and going home irritated.

LMAO

The perfect Valentine's day.

HonestChieffan
02-14-2012, 03:35 PM
Dozen Red Roses, Dozen Mixed Flower bokay and Im fixin Pork Roast and Sweet Potato Pasta in a butter and sage sauce for dinner.

Frazod
02-14-2012, 03:40 PM
I broke down like the big wimp that I am and went out and got what need to make her favorite meal: Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers, Bush's CountryStyle Baked Beans and Strawberries dipped in Gihardelli Dark Chocolate, with a bottle to wasjh it all down.

Is it just me, or does anybody else think baked beans and Valentine's Day just really isn't a winning combo?

:fart:

Gonzo
02-14-2012, 03:42 PM
They do exist! :eek:
Meh, she says we don't really celebrate it but we do... I'll be cooking dinner tonight then munching box.
Pardon me ma'am, but your pants are aflame.....

Also... any sisters?
Nope, she has three brothers though. You interested?
Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?
Yep. My old lady is pretty cool. She turkey hunts with me, can shoot a bow as good as anyone, cleans my house and takes care of my kid. Which is nice. She also likes the Chiefs and puts up with my bullshit. Which is also nice.
Hell with that, let's just steal her away from Gonzo
I have several weapons in my cache. Good from 1 foot to 1,000 yards. Come on over. You're a raiders fan, they'll never convict me.
;)
Even in my dreams, the woman says she doesn't care about Valentine's Day, then we end up doing something every year because, well, you know how good women are at communicating how they feel about stuff...

She even said "oh, besides the cards... and the flowers... and stuffed animals... and chocolate".... yeah, it's a little easier to say you don't expect anything while signing for those roses & box of chocolates.

We always do a little something for V-day but our anniversary is a month away so we focus more on that.

sedated
02-14-2012, 03:51 PM
I don't want to spoil her too much! I think the cash that was dropped down on a new bedroom set is enough. I'm pretty sure she will be happy once she comes home. She called a little bit ago and said she would be home around 4:30. I could tell she was a little pissed because she was short with me on the phone. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out what I got her for Valentines day.

Hopefully she's planning to wait until tomorrow to send in the divorce papers.

TrebMaxx
02-14-2012, 03:59 PM
Hopefully she's planning to wait until tomorrow to send in the divorce papers.

Wow, that would be something if she handed me some divorce papers when she got home before she see's the bedroom.

luv
02-14-2012, 04:16 PM
I don't want to spoil her too much! I think the cash that was dropped down on a new bedroom set is enough. I'm pretty sure she will be happy once she comes home. She called a little bit ago and said she would be home around 4:30. I could tell she was a little pissed because she was short with me on the phone. Can't wait to see her face when she finds out what I got her for Valentines day.

Can't wait to hear how it goes!

journeyscarab
02-14-2012, 04:31 PM
The Chiefs picked up a little cooter this Valentines Day.

TrebMaxx
02-14-2012, 04:52 PM
Can't wait to hear how it goes!

Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

sedated
02-14-2012, 04:53 PM
Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

Hope you don't break it on the first day.

Rudy lost the toss
02-14-2012, 07:24 PM
Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

I bet someone's feeling a little guilty about blowing her boss

MahiMike
02-14-2012, 07:26 PM
If any man has a woman that requires gifts on this date, she is unworthy of his love.

luv
02-14-2012, 07:44 PM
If any man has a woman that requires gifts on this date, she is unworthy of his love.

It's a fun day. Some people are way too serious around here. Yes, there's a reason I quoted you.

Gadzooks
02-14-2012, 09:08 PM
I bet someone's feeling a little guilty about blowing her boss

LMAO

cabletech94
02-14-2012, 09:10 PM
i had roses sent to the wifes work. they were delivered in the morning. then, the same delivery driver, from the same store returned a few hours later. with another dozen roses in a vase (i didn't send a vase). there was no card with this 2nd batch.
so, i didn't send the 2nd batch. evidently it was the talk of the broads workplace. 2 sets of roses, yep, i don't even have to try to be a good husband, shit just comes naturally.

actually, it would appear that the flower shop thought that they missed her, so they send another batch--this time with no card. wife figured it out, said i was being cheap, for not having a vase (on MY order).

i ended her night with a good backhand.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-14-2012, 09:11 PM
Turned out great! She said she was a little hurt when I didn't have a card for her this morning and she pouted around all day. Then she said that the new furniture more than made up for it. The rest of the convo is private business. o:-)

PIIHB.... awesome...... fist bump

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-14-2012, 09:13 PM
i had roses sent to the wifes work. they were delivered in the morning. then, the same delivery driver, from the same store returned a few hours later. with another dozen roses in a vase (i didn't send a vase). there was no card with this 2nd batch.
so, i didn't send the 2nd batch. evidently it was the talk of the broads workplace. 2 sets of roses, yep, i don't even have to try to be a good husband, shit just comes naturally.

actually, it would appear that the flower shop thought that they missed her, so they send another batch--this time with no card. wife figured it out, said i was being cheap, for not having a vase (on MY order).

i ended her night with a good backhand.

They were from me. Hey I'm sorry but you're wife is a special lady. I'm sure you know what I mean.

cabletech94
02-14-2012, 09:14 PM
They were from me. Hey I'm sorry but you're wife is a special lady. I'm sure you know what I mean.

:clap:

well played my frenemy. well played.

:clap:

Easy 6
02-14-2012, 09:15 PM
VALENTINES DAYS FOR PILLOWBITERS AND POLESMOKERS!/no current steady

JD10367
02-14-2012, 09:20 PM
I gave my wife a hot dog.

No, really. I took her for dinner to a hot dog place. :shrug: I figured it was the only place without a line.

keg in kc
02-14-2012, 09:21 PM
I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

cabletech94
02-14-2012, 09:21 PM
I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

big tv?

Raiderhader
02-14-2012, 09:23 PM
I have several weapons in my cache. Good from 1 foot to 1,000 yards. Come on over. You're a raiders fan, they'll never convict me.
;)


They would probably give you a medal.

JD10367
02-14-2012, 09:23 PM
I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

RealDoll<sup>TM</sup>

Raiderhader
02-14-2012, 09:24 PM
I bet someone's feeling a little guilty about blowing her boss


Literally LOL

Inmem58
02-14-2012, 09:25 PM
I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.


12 pack of Firestone DBA and pop in Wedding Crashers.

FAX
02-14-2012, 09:25 PM
We are going out this coming weekend on account of the fact that every restaurant in the city will be packed and my favorite place is booked up ... no reservations available.

So, I made the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX a cherry pie from scratch. I changed up my pastry recipe a little and it worked out great. I increased the shortening slightly and cut back a tad on the water. It's a much better recipe and she loved it. I served the cherry pie warm out of the oven with a scoop of real vanilla ice cream. She's one very happy girl right now so I feel pretty good about my chances.

FAX

Gadzooks
02-14-2012, 09:28 PM
It's better to spend the money on March 14th, (Steak and BJ day).
You can spend half the dough on a good steak and a good hooker compared to what you would spend on a dozen roses and a box of chocolates the days before Valentines, plus you get a steak!
http://files.sharenator.com/memes_charlie_sheen_winning_x3_Meme_base-s500x280-144217-580.jpg

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 09:34 PM
Was there ever really any doubt that Lumpy is every man's dream woman?

ROFL Not hardly, Ms. Luv. I can be just as moody and annoying as the majority of women, (no offense btw).

But seriously, I don't think there should be a "special" day dedicated to romance, (outside of an anniversary anyway). If you want to do something nice for the one you love, it should happen spontaneously.

Bearcat
02-14-2012, 09:37 PM
But seriously, I don't think there should be a "special" day dedicated to romance, (outside of an anniversary anyway). If you want to do something nice for the one you love, it should happen spontaneously.

So, what did he get you this year... :rolleyes:

Spott
02-14-2012, 09:38 PM
I think this is the 5th valentine's day in a row I've been single. And I don't really count the one before that as it was a random online fling. I just checked, and February 23rd will be the 8th anniversary of my divorce. I should get myself something.

This is my 11th in a row. After a while it's just another day on the calendar and you don't even think about it.

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 09:41 PM
So, what did he get you this year... :rolleyes:

Absolutely nothing. Not even a card. However, he did do the dishes and made an incredible dinner... grilled Salmon and broccoli. But that's nothing out of the ordinary.

Bearcat
02-14-2012, 09:42 PM
Absolutely nothing. Not even a card. However, he did do the dishes and made an incredible dinner... grilled Salmon and broccoli. But that's nothing out of the ordinary.

That bastard!

keg in kc
02-14-2012, 09:43 PM
This is my 11th in a row. After a while it's just another day on the calendar and you don't even think about it.It can't really reach that state for me, since I was born on February 15th. aka 'the day after'

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 09:45 PM
That bastard!

Hey, now. I don't need to slave over the dishes and my belly is full. I'm a happy camper! :thumb:

Bearcat
02-14-2012, 09:50 PM
This is my 11th in a row. After a while it's just another day on the calendar and you don't even think about it.

When I was younger, there was a certain bitterness to it, but after living with roommates for a few years, dealing with some dramatic relationships/friendships, and then finally getting my own place last year, I no longer feel like it's something I have to do or 'fix' (and my mom has stopped asking about grandkids :hmmm: ).

MahiMike
02-14-2012, 09:52 PM
It's a fun day. Some people are way too serious around here. Yes, there's a reason I quoted you.

It's not a fun day. It's a made up marketing scheme designed by women! My wife makes sure I don't buy any of the overpriced junk on this day. Now if I wanna take her out next week, that's ok but not required.

Now THAT is true love.

Spott
02-14-2012, 09:55 PM
When I was younger, there was a certain bitterness to it, but after living with roommates for a few years, dealing with some dramatic relationships/friendships, and then finally getting my own place last year, I no longer feel like it's something I have to do or 'fix' (and my mom has stopped asking about grandkids :hmmm: ).

Yeah, I've always been independent and I actually prefer being single and not having to put up with all the drama that goes with relationships. Not to mention I have been able to save up a ton of money compared to what I had back in the day when I was married. :)

Baconeater
02-14-2012, 09:57 PM
I celebrated by not divorcing my wife.

keg in kc
02-14-2012, 09:58 PM
Oh, don't read any kind of sadness in my comments about this being another single valentine's day. I'm really, really bad at relationships. I don't think there's ever been a period in my life where I've been more unhappy then when I was married. I'm one of those rare people that for whatever reason works better on my own. Completely a choice, not a victim of circumstance in any way, and not lamenting anything.

luv
02-14-2012, 10:01 PM
ROFL Not hardly, Ms. Luv. I can be just as moody and annoying as the majority of women, (no offense btw).

But seriously, I don't think there should be a "special" day dedicated to romance, (outside of an anniversary anyway). If you want to do something nice for the one you love, it should happen spontaneously.

Not hardly? Wanna take a vote? :p

It's a fun day. At least it should be. While I agree it shouldn't be a mandatory big deal, it humors me that so many people make a point to play it off to be nothing. And I don't see why it's a woman's holiday. Women have valentines too, don't they? I think that we, as women, need to make a point to do something nice for our valentines instead of "expecting" them to do something for us. Does it have to be today? No. But today is just a reminder that we need to appreciate those who mean something to us, and that doesn't have to be a spouse or SO.

I'm a romantic, and I like hearing about what people do for others.

keg in kc
02-14-2012, 10:02 PM
I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials. Apparently "love" can only be expressed by diamonds.

luv
02-14-2012, 10:05 PM
I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials. Apparently "love" can only be expressed by diamonds.

Only if you buy into the commercial aspect of it. Showing someone you appreciate them doesn't have to mean buying them stuff.

keg in kc
02-14-2012, 10:06 PM
Only if you buy into the commercial aspect of it. Showing someone you appreciate them doesn't have to mean buying them stuff.I'm not sure what that has to do with me disliking jewelry commercials, but okay.

luv
02-14-2012, 10:07 PM
I'm not sure what that has to do with me disliking jewelry commercials, but okay.

Must have misread. My bad.

Baconeater
02-14-2012, 10:08 PM
I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials. Apparently "love" can only be expressed by diamonds.
You mean there are other ways to express love other than purchasing something for twice its actual value? The hell you say.

luv
02-14-2012, 10:10 PM
You mean there are other ways to express love other than purchasing something for twice its actual value? The hell you say.

Wait, this is basically what I said. Maybe I didn't misread?

keg in kc
02-14-2012, 10:10 PM
Remember: every kiss begins with K.

And he went to Jared.

Which confuses me, because I thought Jared was about losing weight by eating subs.

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 10:11 PM
I appreciate you, Luv!

http://graphics.comments.funmunch.com/holidays/valentines-day/valentines-day-comment-003.gif

Pablo
02-14-2012, 10:13 PM
I cooked my gf dinner and bought her some stuff for her upcoming cruise and she bought me a food processor/blender/juicer thing.

V Day win. Gifts are fun no matter the holiday.

keg in kc
02-14-2012, 10:13 PM
Wait, this is basically what I said. Maybe I didn't misread?I'm not sure what could be misread or misinterpreted. Let's break it down into simpler terms just to clarify...

I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials.

The rest was just a additional comment on the nature of the commercials themselves.

If people want to buy jewelry that's fine; it's only the commercials themselves that bug me. Jewelry chains just go into overdrive.

RJ
02-14-2012, 10:14 PM
This afternoon we sat together just talking and drinking Tequila Rose in front of the fireplace. Later I read poetry aloud while I massaged her feet and painted her toenails. And of course I scrubbed all the toilets.

Not sure yet what I can do special for Valentines Day.

Baconeater
02-14-2012, 10:14 PM
Wait, this is basically what I said. Maybe I didn't misread?
No, you misread.

FAX
02-14-2012, 10:15 PM
Confucius said; "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without." Connie was always saying stuff like that.

Then there was Marilyn Monroe who convinced almost all the girls that diamonds last longer than dudes - which is true. So, regardless of how much they cost or what they're worth or how broke you go buying them, diamonds can get you in the sack with a young, nubile, green-eyed, blond faster than you can ask how many Mods it takes to screw in a light bulb.

FAX

luv
02-14-2012, 10:17 PM
I'm not sure what could be misread or misinterpreted. Let's break it down into simpler terms just to clarify...

I think my biggest gripe about valentine's day is similar to a gripe I have around Christmastime: Jewelry commercials.

The rest was just a additional comment on the nature of the commercials themselves.

If people want to buy jewelry that's fine; it's only the commercials themselves that bug me. Jewelry chains just go into overdrive.

I just read more into it. No need to simplify whenever I was simply over complicating.

Raiderhader
02-14-2012, 10:53 PM
This afternoon we sat together just talking and drinking Tequila Rose in front of the fireplace. Later I read poetry aloud while I massaged her feet and painted her toenails. And of course I scrubbed all the toilets.

Not sure yet what I can do special for Valentines Day.


:spock:

ReynardMuldrake
02-14-2012, 11:21 PM
I proposed to my girlfriend today. She said yes.

keg in kc
02-15-2012, 12:07 AM
Grats dude.

doomy3
02-15-2012, 12:09 AM
I proposed to my girlfriend today. She said yes.

Awesome man! Congrats!

Fire Me Boy!
02-15-2012, 07:58 AM
Remember: every kiss begins with K.

And he went to Jared.

Which confuses me, because I thought Jared was about losing weight by eating subs.

They go to Kay for the jewelry, they go to Jared for the foot-long.

Bwana
02-15-2012, 08:09 AM
This afternoon we sat together just talking and drinking Tequila Rose in front of the fireplace. Later I read poetry aloud while I massaged her feet and painted her toenails. And of course I scrubbed all the toilets.

Not sure yet what I can do special for Valentines Day.

Gaz?! :)

Bwana
02-15-2012, 08:11 AM
Gaz?! :)

Oh wait, no Mr. Bubble. :shake:

seclark
02-15-2012, 09:38 AM
send flowers to her office.
bottle of wine w/supper
watch her do her exercises while i walk on the treadmill
bust a nut
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small change of plans.
sent the flowers.
she ran some candy and vday shit by to give to the grandkids.
i drank the wine and 4beers while watching the blues game.
woke up on the recliner at 3:30 this morning.
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Graystoke
02-15-2012, 09:44 AM
small change of plans.
sent the flowers.
she ran some candy and vday shit by to give to the grandkids.
i drank the wine and 4beers while watching the blues game.
woke up on the recliner at 3:30 this morning.
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Sounds like your VD was better then mine.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 09:50 AM
No puntang for me, had to work anyways. Oh well.

Frazod
02-15-2012, 10:10 AM
Sounds like your VD was better then mine.

They have a shot for that, you know.

journeyscarab
02-15-2012, 10:53 AM
Sent my wife 30 fresh tulips - her favorite flowers. She gave me a big Reese peanut butter hand a homemade card. She puts together a nice red themed dinner with a red velvet cake and we give our kids goodie bags with candy and homemade cards she made. Nice evening.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 11:00 AM
I did the dishes, grilled sum Salmon with crushed peppercorn and a chipotle glaze, steamed some broccoli and then crashed on the couch.

It was a long day yesterday.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-15-2012, 11:02 AM
I was home from work with a stomach virus or something. I spent much of the day shitting and watching Law & Order.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 11:20 AM
I was home from work with a stomach virus or something. I spent much of the day shitting and watching Law & Order.

There is always Law & Order on some channel 24/7.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-15-2012, 11:38 AM
There is always Law & Order on some channel 24/7.

Exactly... which is one of the reasons I don't always mind being sick in front of the tv.