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KurtCobain
02-13-2012, 11:25 PM
This thread is a lie. KurtCobain made it up.



This has gone on too long too long. The stupidity of this place is becoming annoying. This will be my last post..

ROFL

Ebolapox
02-13-2012, 11:26 PM
867-5309. call me, I'll come over and kick your ass.




wait, what?

pr_capone
02-13-2012, 11:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/D07GU.jpg

Phobia
02-13-2012, 11:27 PM
When did he post that?

Pants
02-13-2012, 11:27 PM
LMAO

KurtCobain
02-13-2012, 11:32 PM
Nevermind. Flip-flopped again. He deleted it.
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Phobia
02-13-2012, 11:35 PM
On which thread?

tk13
02-13-2012, 11:36 PM
I guess this is as good a place as any to announce this is the last post I will ever make in this thread.

SNR
02-13-2012, 11:36 PM
I'm just going to hide in the corner until mommy and daddy stop fighting

Baconeater
02-13-2012, 11:36 PM
This is the first post I will ever make in this thread.

Pants
02-13-2012, 11:37 PM
Nevermind. Flip-flopped again. He deleted it.
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Usually when you quote someone, there's a little red arrow next to it which acts as a link to the post. I don't see one.

Baconeater
02-13-2012, 11:37 PM
On which thread?
All of them. Or none of them.

KC Tattoo
02-13-2012, 11:38 PM
In before lock down or get banned

Chiefs Pantalones
02-13-2012, 11:38 PM
Crazy soccer huligans.

KC Tattoo
02-13-2012, 11:39 PM
Fooz ball > soccer

Count Alex's Losses
02-13-2012, 11:41 PM
All that extra fat is producing estrogen and turning him into a woman.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 11:41 PM
ROFL

Oh please Zachary, you know better than most about the stupidity of CP.... please show us all how strong and above it all you are by never posting again... that'll show us!

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-13-2012, 11:44 PM
Fooz ball > soccer

masterbation with pictures of grandma > soccer

JD10367
02-13-2012, 11:44 PM
I'd PIIHB.

Wait... I think this is the wrong thread.








Maybe.

Baconeater
02-13-2012, 11:45 PM
Usually when you quote someone, there's a little red arrow next to it which acts as a link to the post. I don't see one.
Hey look, I found it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/buttons/viewpost.gif ("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Gonzo
02-13-2012, 11:45 PM
Sugarhill Gang FTW:
A flip-flop to the flippy flippy flip flop, flip flip flop and you don't stop the flop the flpppin to the flippy flee.
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SPchief
02-13-2012, 11:49 PM
Butthurt!

SPchief
02-13-2012, 11:49 PM
Basketball!

|Zach|
02-13-2012, 11:49 PM
This is....false.

SPchief
02-13-2012, 11:49 PM
Ballsack!

Phobia
02-13-2012, 11:50 PM
This is....false.

That's what I'm getting at.

Bump
02-13-2012, 11:51 PM
does anyone see the irony that he basically has a picture of Zach's confession of his last post.

|Zach|
02-13-2012, 11:51 PM
Where is Buck right now? He believes everything Joey posts.

SPchief
02-13-2012, 11:51 PM
False news is a banable offense correct?

Lumpy
02-13-2012, 11:53 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1661158_o.gif

Phobia
02-13-2012, 11:53 PM
False news is a banable offense correct?

False news is one thing and is generally handled on a case-by-case basis. Blatantly lying about what somebody posted is something different.

Johnny Vegas
02-13-2012, 11:53 PM
False news is a banable offense correct?

I got $$$$ that you gave the infraction.

Baconeater
02-13-2012, 11:55 PM
False news is one thing and is generally handled on a case-by-case basis. Blatantly lying about what somebody posted is something different.
Damnit. How long this time?

Phobia
02-13-2012, 11:56 PM
Damnit. How long this time?

I don't know. I'd like to know why he thought it necessary to post this. I'm frustrated with him so I'll leave any ban decision to the other mods.

SPchief
02-13-2012, 11:56 PM
I got $$$$ that you gave the infraction.
What infraction? :shrug:

KurtCobain
02-13-2012, 11:57 PM
Damnit. How long this time?

He means it's not bannable.
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Lumpy
02-13-2012, 11:58 PM
I don't know. I'd like to know why he thought it necessary to post this. I'm frustrated with him so I'll leave any ban decision to the other mods.

Gonzo is out on this one. He's snoring like a mofo.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-13-2012, 11:58 PM
I would NEVER make a last post post, Just the thought of the Ginormous CP celebration party would make my skin crawl.

Bearcat
02-13-2012, 11:59 PM
Gonzo is out on this one. He's snoring like a mofo.

Uh, me, too... :ZZZ:

boogblaster
02-13-2012, 11:59 PM
dont ban his sack ......

Lumpy
02-13-2012, 11:59 PM
Seriously, Joey... why? If you get banned again before the end of the month, I will lose 2 dollars. You don't want me to lose 2 dollars!

Baconeater
02-14-2012, 12:00 AM
Gonzo is out on this one. He's snoring like a mofo.
Wake his ass up then. This is serious business here.

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 12:01 AM
Wake his ass up then. This is serious business here.

Stand by...

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 12:02 AM
So how's everybody doing tonight?


We finally got snow!
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Otter
02-14-2012, 12:02 AM
Gonzo is out on this one. He's snoring like a mofo.

If you own a vibrator could you stick it his mouth, take pics and post them? A carrot, cucumber will do as well.

I've been looking for a reason to work on my photoshop skills.

Bearcat
02-14-2012, 12:02 AM
Stand by...

:Poke:

Gonzo: WTF?

Lumpy: The mods need you! They say it's an emergency! Well, not exactly. Bugeater says it's an emergency. Well, not exactly, I think Bugeater just wants me to wake you up.

Phobia
02-14-2012, 12:03 AM
So how's everybody doing tonight?


We finally got snow!
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What possessed you to post this? Really? Why?

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 12:04 AM
If you own a vibrator could you stick it his mouth, take pics and post them? A carrot, cucumber will do as well.

I've been looking for a reason to work on my photoshop skills.

:eek: :hmmm: Ah, hell no, he'd kick my ass! ROFL

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 12:04 AM
And he was bitching about bearcat. It's stupid to bitch about bearcat, everybody loves that guy.


This thread was originally Gonzo is leaving forever with a fake pm quoted.
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Bearcat
02-14-2012, 12:04 AM
So how's everybody doing tonight?


We finally got snow!
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Seriously though, if you're going to pull something out of your ass to explain yourself, you should probably do it soon if you want to stick around.... you've put us in a tough spot, again, and it's kind of annoying.

|Zach|
02-14-2012, 12:06 AM
And he was bitching about bearcat. It's stupid to bitch about bearcat, everybody loves that guy.


This thread was originally Gonzo is leaving forever with a fake pm quoted.
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"We know you have a lying problem. A lot of your friends have talked about it"

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eud5QL9GdAk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bearcat
02-14-2012, 12:06 AM
And he was bitching about bearcat. It's stupid to bitch about bearcat, everybody loves that guy.


This thread was originally Gonzo is leaving forever with a fake pm quoted.
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Uh, thanks. But, considering you were banned for threatening him in the past...

SPchief
02-14-2012, 12:07 AM
Joey, you need to say something on why you did this.

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 12:07 AM
:Poke:

Gonzo: WTF?

Lumpy: Hey, shithead... wake the hell up! Joey is about to get banned again and you need to do your ghey mod shit. Oh and quit hogging the damn Pepsi... give it here. *I sip left* Asshole. :shake:

You were close. ;)

Edit: FYI, he fell asleep again w/ his cell in his hand. ROFL

Otter
02-14-2012, 12:08 AM
:eek: :hmmm: Ah, hell no, he'd kick my ass! ROFL

A Phil bobble head...head first?

listopencil
02-14-2012, 12:10 AM
I'll donate casino cash to get KurtCobain banned. Oh no, wait. I'll give rep to keep him from being banned. Yeah...sorry...I just can't get into it. Maybe next time. So is Zach still here? Are we allowed to make fun of him for this? Never mind. I'm going to bed.

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 12:11 AM
If this was Gonzo's leaving forever, it would've been a funny joke and there'd be no ban talk. Zach didn't complain about it as fare as i know,, and if he did he really is that big of a pussy, I guess you ca do whatever.
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|Zach|
02-14-2012, 12:12 AM
I'll donate casino cash to get KurtCobain banned. Oh no, wait. I'll give rep to keep him from being banned. Yeah...sorry...I just can't get into it. Maybe next time. So is Zach still here? Are we allowed to make fun of him for this? Never mind. I'm going to bed.

http://i39.tinypic.com/9r690j.gif

pr_capone
02-14-2012, 12:13 AM
Dammit Joey.

Why the fuck do you keep getting yourself banned here?!?!?!? I'm starting to think that you don't love me anymore and are just getting banned as a way to avoid me.

KC Tattoo
02-14-2012, 12:13 AM
Obligatory. Well Bye.



Too bad too just got Joey back and he was entertaining us....
(Edit:somewhat)

Hope it's not long.

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 12:14 AM
A Phil bobble head...head first?

Phil? As in Phobia? :spock:

SNR
02-14-2012, 12:15 AM
By the way, I've been taking melatonin supplements so I can fall into deep sleep cycles faster.

This shit is wonderful. I suggest you all try it.

Phobia
02-14-2012, 12:15 AM
If this was Gonzo's leaving forever, it would've been a funny joke and there'd be no ban talk. Zach didn't complain about it as fare as i know,, and if he did he really is that big of a pussy, I guess you ca do whatever.
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That's the explanation?

Let me see if I understand it.

Post Zach is leaving forever thread again.
When it looks fishy claim Zach deleted post.
Then throw down some lame excuse that it was originally supposed to be "Gonzo is leaving forever" even though nobody believes that.
Now this.

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 12:16 AM
Why would anybody listen to a guy qho blew his head off with a shotgun, anyway?
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|Zach|
02-14-2012, 12:17 AM
uh huh huh huh

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 12:20 AM
Joey, take my advice, please! Apologize to Zach, log out, then go relax.

|Zach|
02-14-2012, 12:22 AM
Joey, take my advice, please! Apologize to Zach, log out, then go relax.

Nah

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 12:23 AM
ok phil

1 yes
2 i typed up the he deleted it post before anyone responded, my phone doesn't load fast.
3 gonzo can confirm i have been planning this thread a while.

Dayze
02-14-2012, 12:25 AM
What the hell is going on in here

Phobia
02-14-2012, 12:26 AM
What the hell is going on in here

Bunch of stupidity.

Lumpy
02-14-2012, 12:27 AM
ok phil

1 yes
2 i typed up the he deleted it post before anyone responded, my phone doesn't load fast.
3 gonzo can confirm i have been planning this thread a while.

If true, (which I highly doubt that it is), he would have talked you out of doing it.

Baconeater
02-14-2012, 12:32 AM
What the hell is going on in here
Important internet stuffs. Now move along.

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 12:32 AM
If true, (which I highly doubt that it is), he would have talked you out of doing it.
i was referring to where phobia implied i was not planning a gonzo is leaving thread. gonzo can confirm i mentioned it to him via rep.
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Lumpy
02-14-2012, 12:37 AM
i was referring to where phobia implied i was not planning a gonzo is leaving thread. gonzo can confirm i mentioned it to him via rep.
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Well, he probably could confirm that... if he wasn't asleep again. Regardless, it looks like you're going to owe me 2 dollars. It's sad, really. I had high hopes that you were going to make it to March 1st.

|Zach|
02-14-2012, 12:37 AM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3YHpXrYPUsg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ClevelandBronco
02-14-2012, 12:42 AM
Seriously, Joey... why? If you get banned again before the end of the month, I will lose 2 dollars. You don't want me to lose 2 dollars!

The good news: You picked a short month.

The bad news: It's leap year.

Now, you wanna make two bucks the hard way?

Phobia
02-14-2012, 12:43 AM
i was referring to where phobia implied i was not planning a gonzo is leaving thread. gonzo can confirm i mentioned it to him via rep.
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The "Gonzo is leaving forever" thread plan really serves no purpose because that's not the lie you decided to post. In fact, I doubt anybody would have cared if you started that thread. But you started it about Zach. Then when you got caught you tried to play it off like he deleted the post.

BossChief
02-14-2012, 12:43 AM
Why does is smell of wet monkeys and peanut butter in here?

|Zach|
02-14-2012, 12:46 AM
Why does is smell of wet monkeys and peanut butter in here?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnp2a7pr31r4zlnbo1_500.gif

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 12:47 AM
That's not true 'when i got caught i tried to play it off'. I never once responded to your first posts, my phone kept givin me network errors. i posted the he deleted it post immediately after the op, not in response to anything.
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pr_capone
02-14-2012, 01:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/oIDyN.gif

Chocolate Hog
02-14-2012, 01:56 AM
Why's Joey get to keep coming back but Hootie doesn't?

Phobia
02-14-2012, 02:14 AM
Why's Joey get to keep coming back but Hootie doesn't?

Um. Hootie got to keep coming back for a long time. We haven't even banned Joey for this. Joey has gotten some pretty serious time for some moderate infractions.

pr_capone
02-14-2012, 02:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/EAlU6.jpg

chung CHUNG

crazycoffey
02-14-2012, 04:06 AM
Joey, Joey, Joey. I get it, |Dick| is a douche. I know it, many people know it, even the UNAW knows it. You can't make up shit about anyone here, even the Raider and Donk Trolls, and expect you will be revealed in glory. Well, not officially.... It's just the way it goes.

Wait for the dumbasses to make mistakes and then call them on it and bath in their absence. I site Mecca as a prime example. During the days of our (and others) combative posts, I was pushed by the vocal majority on this site to shut up because Mecca was smart, and now he doesn't post anymore...

Karma will repay |fucktard| in kind.

|Zach|
02-14-2012, 04:19 AM
Karma will repay |****tard| in kind.

Yes the message board gods will get theirs.




lol.

Gonzo
02-14-2012, 06:56 AM
Ok, what the fuck is going on here now? I took an Ambien last night and didn't want to sleep post like beer me. Did I post a leaving forever thread? Am I supposed to? I feel like I missed something here.
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Baconeater
02-14-2012, 06:58 AM
Ok, what the fuck is going on here now? I took an Ambien last night and didn't want to sleep post like beer me. Did I post a leaving forever thread? Am I supposed to? I feel like I missed something here.
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Yes, you left forever. You will be missed.

Gonzo
02-14-2012, 07:08 AM
Yes, you left forever. You will be missed.
Well shit, I didn't even get a chance to post a thread and have a rant.
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Demonpenz
02-14-2012, 07:40 AM
I use to find Trolling kept me away from using in that moment, and what I mean by that is it helped me from spending 10 dollars on vending machine biskets and gravy.

Gonzo
02-14-2012, 07:44 AM
I use to find Trolling kept me away from using in that moment, and what I mean by that is it helped me from spending 10 dollars on vending machine biskets and gravy.
They actually sell Biscuits and Gravy from vending machines? That's kind of awesome. Not really healthy though.
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Deberg_1990
02-14-2012, 07:52 AM
Dang, i was hoping |Zach| really did leave...just like he did 9 years ago.



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=76427

Brock
02-14-2012, 09:35 AM
Um. Hootie got to keep coming back for a long time. We haven't even banned Joey for this. Joey has gotten some pretty serious time for some moderate infractions.

kid gloves.