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Sofa King
02-14-2012, 09:58 AM
4 Man Dart Tournament.

We're basically going to combine 2 doubles teams into a 4 man team for a big tournament.

We play in a bar called "The Roadhouse".

My team's name is "The Double Deuces" which is the bar's name in the movie Roadhouse.

The other team's name is "Two in the Bush".



We're looking for something with a combination of the 2 team names, or just a clever dart team name in general.


Just an FYI, I'll kill every one of you sarcastic ****ers that comes in here and puts something stupid down. I'm looking at you DMAC, Loochy, Plow, Pestilence, Gonzo and others....

I may create a poll at the end.






While you're at it, think of a team name for 2 smaller tournaments I'm in.

One involves 2 dudes and 1 chick, and the other involves 3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).





EDIT:


On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)


T-Shirt ideas are welcome as well. I believe we still have time to get some done up.

Zeke
02-14-2012, 10:06 AM
Doublin' Down

Signifying you're pickin up two more, etc.. Can have multiple meanings.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 10:08 AM
We Should Do This More Often

Phobia
02-14-2012, 10:08 AM
Smoking 4 fags.

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 10:08 AM
While you're at it, think of a team name for 2 smaller tournaments I'm in.

3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).

3 dudes and 1 ugly chick

Phobia
02-14-2012, 10:09 AM
Jim Bob Cooter?

DMAC
02-14-2012, 10:09 AM
The Penis Hat Cotillion

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 10:10 AM
4 Man Dart Tournament.

We're basically going to combine 2 doubles teams into a 4 man team for a big tournament.

We play in a bar called "The Roadhouse".

My team's name is "The Double Deuces" which is the bar's name in the movie Roadhouse.

The other team's name is "Two in the Bush".


Droppin' Deuces in The Roadhouse Bush

Buck
02-14-2012, 10:11 AM
Don't Deuce in the Bush unless you want to Douche in the Bush later

god damnit that is stupid, i'm sorry for even writing it.

MIAdragon
02-14-2012, 10:12 AM
"Two in the Deuce"

"The Double Bush"

vailpass
02-14-2012, 10:14 AM
"We'd Rather Be Golfing"

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 10:14 AM
"The Double Bush"


Maybe they could sign that woman with two vaginas to be their mascot.

boogblaster
02-14-2012, 10:15 AM
Dart'n & Fart'n

Dartgod
02-14-2012, 10:15 AM
Some past dart team names I've been on.

Menace to Sobriety
We're Trippin'
Braindead Darts
Point Mongrels

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 10:16 AM
"We dart to be different."

or better yet,

"Wt dart to bt difftrtnt."

bevischief
02-14-2012, 10:17 AM
Two Double Deuces

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 10:18 AM
Some past dart team names I've been on.

Menace to Sobriety
We're Trippin'
Braindead Darts
Point Mongrels

Just the man i hoped would show up.

Now if SR posts we'll have something going.

bevischief
02-14-2012, 10:20 AM
The Road to the Double Deuces and Two in the Bush.

Pushead2
02-14-2012, 10:20 AM
"Detective Scrotes"

vailpass
02-14-2012, 10:21 AM
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bevischief
02-14-2012, 10:21 AM
4 of a kind.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-14-2012, 10:23 AM
"5 pricks and 2 chicks (one of whom is not attractive)"

Dartgod
02-14-2012, 10:29 AM
Of course, no list would be complete without a "Chiefsplanet-centric" idea.

The Flaming Aids Dart Throwers

Hydrae
02-14-2012, 10:30 AM
Of course, no list would be complete without a "Chiefsplanet-centric" idea.

The Flaming Aids Dart Throwers

Antifreeze chuckers

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 10:32 AM
On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

FAX
02-14-2012, 10:32 AM
Hmmm. I've given this question a great deal of thought, Mr. Sofa King. And, for inexplicable reasons that defy understanding, I'm kinda stuck on this one ...

Dart Vader And Princess Louie.

FAX

Dartgod
02-14-2012, 10:34 AM
On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

3 Rain Men and a Hootie?

bevischief
02-14-2012, 10:35 AM
3 of a kind and a Deuce

bevischief
02-14-2012, 10:36 AM
3 of a kind and a drunk.

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 10:36 AM
3 Rain Men and a Hootie?

LMAO

mikeyis4dcats.
02-14-2012, 10:37 AM
On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

3 Guys and Tim Tebow

Old Dog
02-14-2012, 10:37 AM
Stickin' it in ya

3rd&48ers
02-14-2012, 10:37 AM
Dartin & Fartin

Dartgod
02-14-2012, 10:38 AM
Oh! Here's one I remember that another team had.

The Bull-shevik Revolution

bevischief
02-14-2012, 10:38 AM
Sofa King and the Deuces.

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 10:40 AM
Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers.

Dartgod
02-14-2012, 10:41 AM
Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers.

Are the throwers pointy-headed or the projectiles?

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 10:41 AM
On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

3 Studs & a Dud

The Weakest Link

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 10:41 AM
To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 10:41 AM
Are the throwers pointy-headed or the projectiles?

That's the fun part. It's totally up to the spectators to decide.

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 10:43 AM
To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)


If one of you is also a 12-inch pianist I can work with this.

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 10:44 AM
T-Shirt ideas are welcome as well. I believe we still have time to get some done up.

stonedstooge
02-14-2012, 10:45 AM
3 Men and a Sheep

tooge
02-14-2012, 10:49 AM
Four guys playing darts cuz its too cold to golf

Dartgod
02-14-2012, 10:53 AM
That's the fun part. It's totally up to the spectators to decide.

This name goes well with your theme then.

Projectile Dysfunction

Some other clever ones I've found on the intertubes:

Armed & Hammered
Beer Before Bullseyes
Three Darts To The Wind
Who Darted?

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 10:55 AM
This name goes well with your theme then.

Projectile Dysfunction

Some other clever ones I've found on the intertubes:

Armed & Hammered
Beer Before Bullseyes
Three Darts To The Wind
Who Darted?

LMAO

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 12:03 PM
Bump for the afternoon crowd.

Bowser
02-14-2012, 12:05 PM
The Midnight Vulture Club

Bowser
02-14-2012, 12:05 PM
The Pointy Little Tips

loochy
02-14-2012, 12:06 PM
4 Homos Playing Darts

Bowser
02-14-2012, 12:09 PM
The Limp Wristeds

KCUnited
02-14-2012, 12:09 PM
No Ma'ammaries

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 12:10 PM
Bump for the afternoon crowd.

Not a great name for a darts team, but it would be an excellent name for a strip bar located near an airport.

Alton deFlat
02-14-2012, 12:10 PM
The Pin Heads

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 12:34 PM
4 Homos Playing Darts

neg rep.

Kyle DeLexus
02-14-2012, 12:49 PM
Is the ugly woman a bisexual?

If so, "Cunnilingus is our thingus"

Wyatt Earp
02-14-2012, 12:50 PM
Sofa King Redarted

Gonzo
02-14-2012, 12:58 PM
Douches Wild

Three Douches and some skank

Pretty much just substitute douche for duce and you're good to go.

Reerun_KC
02-14-2012, 12:59 PM
The Butt Darts.

ChiefsNow
02-14-2012, 01:00 PM
Four guys with pointy thingies

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 01:02 PM
The Butt Darts.

This one made me laugh. Considering a last dart bullseye is called a butt dart (if you missed the first 2).

loochy
02-14-2012, 01:03 PM
neg rep.

:harumph:

That's what these kinds of threads are for!

:D

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 01:08 PM
:harumph:

That's what these kinds of threads are for!

:D


Just an FYI, I'll kill every one of you sarcastic ****ers that comes in here and puts something stupid down. I'm looking at you DMAC, Loochy, Plow, Pestilence, Gonzo and others....



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Rain Man
02-14-2012, 01:16 PM
Sofa King Redarted

Oh, that's a good one.

I'm still pushing my suggestion of Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers, though. It works on multiple levels.

bevischief
02-14-2012, 01:18 PM
4 drunks playing darts

DMAC
02-14-2012, 01:19 PM
What do you get if you win?

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 01:20 PM
Has anyone suggested The Electric Forklift Finance Farmers?

DMAC
02-14-2012, 01:25 PM
Has anyone suggested The Electric Forklift Finance Farmers?

Sparky Forks Cash Rancher

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 01:28 PM
What do you get if you win?

Usually a big plaque/trophy and a good amount of cash.

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 01:28 PM
Has anyone suggested The Electric Forklift Finance Farmers?

Sparky Forks Cash Rancher

These are going on my list to present to the rest of the team.

DMAC
02-14-2012, 01:29 PM
Usually a big plaque/trophy and a good amount of cash.

Go nameless and act like Soviet Russians.

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 01:29 PM
Go nameless and act like Soviet Russians.

In Soviet Russia, Darts Play You!

DMAC
02-14-2012, 01:31 PM
In Soviet Russia, Darts Play You!

I am 30 minutes from him RIGHT NOW.

KCUnited
02-14-2012, 01:35 PM
Ass To Dartmouth

Rain Man
02-14-2012, 01:37 PM
You should also consider going international with something like, "The Kyrgizistan National Intermediate Distance Darts Team". I guarantee that it'll intimidate the other teams.

KurtCobain
02-14-2012, 01:37 PM
How about Courtney's Love?
Posted via Mobile Device

Sofa King
02-14-2012, 01:42 PM
You should also consider going international with something like, "The Kyrgizistan National Intermediate Distance Darts Team". I guarantee that it'll intimidate the other teams.

And it would also be funny to hear it pronounced over the loud speakers.

redsurfer11
02-14-2012, 05:04 PM
Rug Buzzards

Thig Lyfe
02-14-2012, 05:13 PM
Arts and Darts and Crafts

Kyle DeLexus
02-14-2012, 05:25 PM
International Hardcore Amateur Razzle Dazzle Darters or IHARDD for short.

Guru
02-14-2012, 05:31 PM
Shootin' Turkeys

threebag02
02-14-2012, 06:09 PM
Flight Deep

jspchief
02-14-2012, 06:42 PM
Arts and Darts and Crafts

Darts and Drafts

Bowser
02-14-2012, 06:47 PM
Team Ramrod. Dart.

jspchief
02-14-2012, 06:50 PM
Bad Trips

stevieray
02-14-2012, 07:21 PM
i'm selling my Marlboro Championship dartboard from the 90's.

MINT condition.

pm if interested.

Dartgod
02-14-2012, 07:29 PM
Some more ideas:

Shear Dart Attack
Day Trippers
Just The Tip
Cork You
'Til Death Do Us Dart

FAX
02-14-2012, 07:55 PM
I would like to see a dart tournament someday. To my knowledge, I've never seen one. It's bound to be more fun than a fart tournament. I wouldn't like that much, I don't think. Even if it was a close one and it came down to the end.

FAX

Pitt Gorilla
02-14-2012, 09:28 PM
The Penis Hat CotillionFunny the first few times I've read this, funny now. Easily my favorite.

As for my suggestion, "The Cock Holsters" seems appropriate.

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 07:13 AM
Bump for the fresh minded morning crowd.

Thursday night we'll be deciding at darts.

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 07:23 AM
Is this steel tip or soft tip darts?

kepp
02-15-2012, 07:24 AM
"Death by Swayze"

bevischief
02-15-2012, 07:35 AM
Darts for sharts.

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 07:38 AM
Is this steel tip or soft tip darts?

Soft Tip.

luv
02-15-2012, 07:43 AM
Soft Tip.

That could go several ways. Especially with the teams where women are involved.

CHENZ A!
02-15-2012, 07:57 AM
Babysitting While White

Phobia
02-15-2012, 08:02 AM
I would like to see a dart tournament someday. To my knowledge, I've never seen one. It's bound to be more fun than a fart tournament. I wouldn't like that much, I don't think. Even if it was a close one and it came down to the end.

FAX
They always do. They always do.

JoeyChuckles
02-15-2012, 08:13 AM
"Fu manchu and the knucklepuck twins"

JoeyChuckles
02-15-2012, 08:15 AM
"The Dart of War"

FAX
02-15-2012, 08:15 AM
"The Dart of War"

Ooooo ... good one.

FAX

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 08:19 AM
That could go several ways. Especially with the teams where women are involved.

Just The Tip (already suggested)
One Hole Off
Diddle This
Flaccid Darts

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 08:20 AM
Oh, and my favorite...

Someday We Hope To Play Real Darts Like Dartgod

FAX
02-15-2012, 08:20 AM
Flinging In The Rain.

FAX

OmahaChief
02-15-2012, 08:25 AM
Smell my Darts
Who Darted?
Total Eclipse of the Dart

OmahaChief
02-15-2012, 08:30 AM
Ass To Dartmouth

I loved out loud at this one.

luv
02-15-2012, 08:36 AM
Just The Tip (already suggested)
One Hole Off
Diddle This
Flaccid Darts

For some reason, "Just The Tip" reminds me of 10%. I can't remember if that was an inside joke I had with someone or if it was a running joke on here. Pretty sure 10% doesn't have anything to do with darts, though.

What about Dart Gods? ;)

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 08:55 AM
For some reason, "Just The Tip" reminds me of 10%. I can't remember if that was an inside joke I had with someone or if it was a running joke on here. Pretty sure 10% doesn't have anything to do with darts, though.

What about Dart Gods? ;)

I like it!

Another idea:

Watch Our Bulls Hit

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 08:57 AM
Oh, and my favorite...

Someday We Hope To Play Real Darts Like Dartgod

Something just doesn't feel right about this one.

luv
02-15-2012, 08:57 AM
I like it!

Another idea:

Watch Our Bulls Hit

I saw that posted in another thread, but see that it's now deleted. LMAO

bevischief
02-15-2012, 09:07 AM
Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 09:09 AM
Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch


Another team is going as Blowie J and the Boys


LMAO what a homo.

DMAC
02-15-2012, 09:16 AM
Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch

:hmmm: Captain Bunch and the Funky Crunch

Nickel D
02-15-2012, 09:39 AM
Two in Our Hands is Worth Two More in Our Deuce-Holes

Nickel D
02-15-2012, 09:46 AM
Suggested team name for 2 dudes & 1 chick: Two Cocks and A Pussy

Suggested team name for 3 dudes & 1 ugly chick: Four People Hoping to Find Someone Drunk or Desperate to Bang

Pitt Gorilla
02-15-2012, 09:59 AM
Babysitting While WhiteBabysitting Betty White

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 09:59 AM
Two in Our Hands is Worth Two More in Our Deuce-Holes

Suggested team name for 2 dudes & 1 chick: Two Cocks and A Pussy

Suggested team name for 3 dudes & 1 ugly chick: Four People Hoping to Find Someone Drunk or Desperate to Bang

You were 0 help on this topic.

Pitt Gorilla
02-15-2012, 10:02 AM
It may have already been suggested, but "Just the Tip" would be great.

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 10:18 AM
I saw that posted in another thread, but see that it's now deleted. LMAO

Yeah, I posted it in the sitcom thread first.

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 10:19 AM
It may have already been suggested, but "Just the Tip" would be great.

It has. Show Us Your Tips would also be good.


Unless there are no women in the tournament.

luv
02-15-2012, 10:21 AM
Two in the Bush would have been perfect for the team of two guys and on gal.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 10:21 AM
The Killer B's.

luv
02-15-2012, 10:23 AM
Stick It To 'Em

scott free
02-15-2012, 10:25 AM
"The Dart of War"

Winner

boogblaster
02-15-2012, 10:28 AM
Flight deep ina sheep

CHENZ A!
02-15-2012, 10:40 AM
The Harlem Globetrotters

bevischief
02-15-2012, 10:55 AM
The dart mafia

Rain Man
02-15-2012, 11:01 AM
"The Dart of War"

Or how about "D'art of War"?

bevischief
02-15-2012, 11:08 AM
Sofa King and the Sheep.

KC2004
02-15-2012, 12:11 PM
2 guys 1 girl no cup!

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 12:52 PM
Watch Our Bulls Hit
I just thought of a variation of the above.


Smells Like Bulls Hit

scho63
02-15-2012, 12:58 PM
Two Bushes for Beaver

scho63
02-15-2012, 01:00 PM
Doublewide Bush

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 01:05 PM
I just thought of a variation of the above.


Smells Like Bulls Hit

Oh. I really like this one.

EDIT: Yup. This one just vaulted into my top 5 for sure. Easy.

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 01:09 PM
Oh. I really like this one.

EDIT: Yup. This one just vaulted into my top 5 for sure. Easy.

I'll be using that for myself if I end up in another league anytime soon.


Sheer genious (CP spelling)

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 01:42 PM
I'll be using that for myself if I end up in another league anytime soon.


Sheer genious (CP spelling)

What's your average?

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 01:52 PM
What's your average?

I last played in a league about a year ago. NDA and I was a 21 in '01 and something like 2.1 in cricket. This was the first soft-tip league I'd played in a few years.

Back in the day, I played a couple of leagues and blind draws every weekend. NDA used a different scoring system then (SPRE), but I would say that I was the equivalent of a 27 and 3.0

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 01:56 PM
I last played in a league about a year ago. NDA and I was a 21 in '01 and something like 2.1 in cricket. This was the first soft-tip league I'd played in a few years.

Back in the day, I played a couple of leagues and blind draws every weekend. NDA used a different scoring system then (SPRE), but I would say that I was the equivalent of a 27 and 3.0

I've only been playing a few years, but I've gotten better every year. I'm between 21-22 in 4 leagues (2 are sub leagues where I've subbed about 5 times total between the 2).

1 of my leagues is a doubles where i play 501 and cricket. I'm about 21 and 2.1 in cricket LMAO. First time I've ever played league cricket.


We used to have a bunch of over 25 averages in our league but they're gone now. Either quit playing, moved away, or are dead. So there's that.

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 02:01 PM
I've only been playing a few years, but I've gotten better every year. I'm between 21-22 in 4 leagues (2 are sub leagues where I've subbed about 5 times total between the 2).

1 of my leagues is a doubles where i play 501 and cricket. I'm about 21 and 2.1 in cricket LMAO. First time I've ever played league cricket.


We used to have a bunch of over 25 averages in our league but they're gone now. Either quit playing, moved away, or are dead. So there's that.

You ever go to Vegas for Team Dart?

Bowser
02-15-2012, 02:10 PM
The Immaculate Knuckledraggers

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 02:11 PM
You ever go to Vegas for Team Dart?

Jesus no. My team i throw with is terrible. We get shitfaced every time. It's no shock that my average is lower in that league then the other ones.

Last year i ended with a 21 ppd, and the others were 18.5, 17.5, and a 16.0....

This year, I'm at about 21 again (started much lower), and the others are 17.5, 15.9 and 15.9... I have no idea why they regressed so much. No shock we're losing all the time now.

I doubled all but 1 guy in that league in wins last year. He's much better but he only throws part time. I get a huge advantage because i throw with shitty guys, so they never really steal any wins from me. But, on the negative side, if i suck we generally lose. We did manage to finish in 2nd to the team that wins in every year. We even led for 1 week really late in the year. They said it was the first time they haven't been in the lead in 5 years. We are also the only team that's beaten them in the last 3 years, and we've done it almost every time.


Actually, the team I'm trying to come up with a name for should be quite good. 2 of the guys are from the other leagues best team and have similar or higher averages, and the other guy is only a 17.5 (my doubles partner).

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 02:15 PM
Jesus no. My team i throw with is terrible. We get shitfaced every time. It's no shock that my average is lower in that league then the other ones.

Last year i ended with a 21 ppd, and the others were 18.5, 17.5, and a 16.0....

This year, I'm at about 21 again (started much lower), and the others are 17.5, 15.9 and 15.9... I have no idea why they regressed so much. No shock we're losing all the time now.

I doubled all but 1 guy in that league in wins last year. He's much better but he only throws part time. I get a huge advantage because i throw with shitty guys, so they never really steal any wins from me. But, on the negative side, if i suck we generally lose. We did manage to finish in 2nd to the team that wins in every year. We even led for 1 week really late in the year. They said it was the first time they haven't been in the lead in 5 years. We are also the only team that's beaten them in the last 3 years, and we've done it almost every time.
I'm sure you know you are grouped by skill level. It's fun, but I last went in '95 or '96.

The first year I went, we had this guy on our team that got shitfaced on Crown Royal and Valium during the first event. We were playing in the round robin and we were the last team to finish. I think we finally asked to forfeit because this moron would take 5-10 minutes every time it was his turn. Falling down at the line and all kinds of shit. TOTALLY embarrassing.

We ended up leaving him at the airport when we got back to KC.

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 02:27 PM
I'm sure you know you are grouped by skill level. It's fun, but I last went in '95 or '96.

The first year I went, we had this guy on our team that got shitfaced on Crown Royal and Valium during the first event. We were playing in the round robin and we were the last team to finish. I think we finally asked to forfeit because this moron would take 5-10 minutes every time it was his turn. Falling down at the line and all kinds of shit. TOTALLY embarrassing.

We ended up leaving him at the airport when we got back to KC.

The EXACT same thing happened to us at state last year in team. Our friend got shitfaced during pods (which we won easily) and then by the time we got to the actually bracket, we were 2 and done. He was so drunk he couldn't stand very well( he fell down at the line once.). Ended up missing the board 3 times in a row one round. And by board, i mean the entire ****ing thing, not just the round portion. The stand and everything.

Guess who had him the next day in doubles? Yup, me. And guess what he did again? Yup, shitfaced. 2 and done again, although they were somehow close.

All this after I had already won my division in singles on Friday. First time i ever tried singles.

He's gotten some stern speeches already this year about state.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 04:26 PM
Need more aiming fluid.

Dartgod
02-15-2012, 04:42 PM
Need more aiming fluid.

Not Sofa King's doubles partner!

bevischief
02-15-2012, 04:55 PM
Loaded.

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 08:41 AM
Ok. Last Bump before we decide on the 4 man tournament.



Still need more ideas for the 2 dudes one cupcake team and the 3 dudes one ugly chick team.

bevischief
02-16-2012, 09:52 AM
Deuces and cupcake.
3 guys and the bush.

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 10:24 AM
Deuces and cupcake.
3 guys and the bush.

These 2 teams aren't related to the Deuces and Bush teams. They're make up of players from all other teams.

Phobia
02-16-2012, 12:25 PM
Piggyback Bandits.

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 12:28 PM
Piggyback Bandits.

LMAO

KChiefer
02-16-2012, 12:58 PM
One involves 2 dudes and 1 chick, and the other involves 3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).


Three Pricks and a DartBROAD <---- I like this one

For your 4 man,
The Dead-Eye Dicks
The Dork-Horses
The Cork-Horses
The Dart Diddlers
The Bulls-eye Bullies
The Red-eye Flights
Fifteens First
Jimmy My Cricket
The Habitual Line Steppers
Eight Feet from Sweet
Eight Feet from Cow Meat
Nice Throw Four-Guys!

I was in a pool league for years and we were the Pocket Rockets! Ever proud of that name.

My votes for other suggested names:
The Dart of War
Show Us your Tips
Who Darted?
Ass to Dartmouth
Til death do us Dart

bevischief
02-16-2012, 01:05 PM
Saturday night special.

DMAC
02-16-2012, 01:14 PM
The Cum Guzzling Gutter Sluts


Jeez....pick a name

KCUnited
02-16-2012, 01:22 PM
They See Me Throwin' They Hatin'

Omaha
02-16-2012, 02:02 PM
Failing At Life.

It works because you're on a dart team. Get it?

mikey23545
02-16-2012, 02:30 PM
The Sticking Points.

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 02:40 PM
Failing At Life.

It works because you're on a dart team. Get it?

Nope. I don't get it. Please explain it to me.

burt
02-16-2012, 03:21 PM
3 outies, 1 inny

burt
02-16-2012, 03:22 PM
Dart sharts?

burt
02-16-2012, 03:23 PM
3 fools and sister Sara

burt
02-16-2012, 03:24 PM
Dodge Darts?

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 03:25 PM
Dodge Darts?

What am I, Wyatt Earp now?

DMAC
02-16-2012, 03:26 PM
What am I, Wyatt Earp now?

Put a hat on, and yes.

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 03:43 PM
Put a hat on, and yes.

Cool. I'm going to start acting like it....


First order of business- Pistol whip Loochy.

DMAC
02-16-2012, 03:46 PM
Cool. I'm going to start acting like it....


First order of business- Pistol whip Loochy.

Mr non-man hands needs a hat on his hand face/head.

Say that 3 times fast.

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 03:50 PM
Mr non-man hands needs a hat on his hand face/head.

Say that 3 times fast.

It's Mr. Fisty McGirly Hand to you sir!!!

DMAC
02-16-2012, 03:58 PM
It's Mr. Fisty McGirly Hand to you sir!!!

Still say that is the hand (and shirt) of Dr. Evil.

bevischief
02-16-2012, 05:59 PM
Dart people.

Rukdafaidas
02-16-2012, 06:05 PM
Get "8" Out

I think it was already mentioned, but I like "Just the Tip".

3 Drunks and a Driver

Iowanian
02-16-2012, 06:13 PM
who darted?

bevischief
02-16-2012, 06:16 PM
Turd in the punch bowl.

Dartgod
02-16-2012, 06:16 PM
Get "8" Out

Ooooh, good one.

Dartgod
02-16-2012, 06:17 PM
who darted?

Q

luv
02-17-2012, 09:21 AM
And the winner is?

Dartgod
02-17-2012, 09:47 AM
And the winner is?

I hope its one of mine!

Dartgod
02-17-2012, 01:26 PM
Bump for the fresh minded morning crowd.

Thursday night we'll be deciding at darts.

http://t.qkme.me/58n6.jpg

Sofa King
02-17-2012, 01:42 PM
I didn't get a chance to talk to their team last night. They rescheduled. ****ers.

I'll see them all on Sunday though.

EDIT: And we kicked ass again. Our drunk fall down guy actually threw really well. Best he's thrown all year.

Rain Man
02-17-2012, 03:06 PM
I hope its one of mine!

I think it's going to be one of mine. I feel it.

Dartgod
02-17-2012, 05:19 PM
EDIT: And we kicked ass again. Our drunk fall down guy actually threw really well. Best he's thrown all year.

It's very difficult to throw good darts while laying on your back. I know this from experience.

Sofa King
03-06-2012, 07:17 AM
I made my 60+ year old assistant pick the team name from the list of about 50 names i had. (i couldn't get those other fuckers to actually pick one)


She settled on 3 Studs & a Dud. LMAO

She said she thought it was the funniest. She also liked a couple of the perverted team names.




/no i don't hit that
//I'm not the Dud.

DaKCMan AP
03-06-2012, 07:37 AM
3 Studs & a Dud

The Weakest Link

I made my 60+ year old assistant pick the team name from the list of about 50 names i had. (i couldn't get those other fuckers to actually pick one)


She settled on 3 Studs & a Dud. LMAO

She said she thought it was the funniest. She also liked a couple of the perverted team names.




/no i don't hit that
//I'm not the Dud.


BOOM! WINNAR!!(&#(*@#)(!*!#)!*#)*!#~!!!!

http://www.tequila.net/images/stories/jreviews/1031_booya_tequila_espresso_1229558495.jpg

luv
03-06-2012, 07:55 AM
So, who won? (The tournament, not the naming of the team.)

Sofa King
03-06-2012, 08:02 AM
So, who won? (The tournament, not the naming of the team.)

The tournament i needed this name for is March 31st-April 1st, but the signup dealine was March 2nd.


I have State this weekend. I'll be doing doubles friday, team saturday, and I'll defend my singles title sunday.


Oh, and we had our other tournament last weekend. It did not go well. we only played 2 matches and i spent half the time fucking blocked at 1 point so i couldn't go out.

DMAC
03-06-2012, 08:28 AM
It's high-time everyone learned the truth.

There is no team. There is no tournament. There is no assistant.

Sofa King
03-06-2012, 08:29 AM
It's high-time everyone learned the truth.

There is no team. There is no tournament. There is no assistant.

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Sofa King
03-11-2012, 04:38 PM
Well, just got back from State.

We won our doubles division, got 2nd in our team, and I got 2nd in my singles division. pretty good weekend. Paid for the whole trip and then some.

TIED5573
03-11-2012, 06:24 PM
Congrats!!!

(Does this mean you out dartgodded Dartgod?)

Sofa King
03-11-2012, 07:47 PM
Congrats!!!

(Does this mean you out dartgodded Dartgod?)

I actually threw very well this weekend. I won probably 80% of the team matches. I was nailing that bullseye. Best I've thrown in quite awhile.

luv
03-11-2012, 08:41 PM
Well, just got back from State.

We won our doubles division, got 2nd in our team, and I got 2nd in my singles division. pretty good weekend. Paid for the whole trip and then some.

You mean you didn't defend your title! Loser!

Simply Red
03-11-2012, 08:43 PM
"The Pigs" - as in the dart game Pig.

Simply Red
03-11-2012, 08:44 PM
I actually threw very well this weekend. I won probably 80% of the team matches. I was nailing that bullseye. Best I've thrown in quite awhile.

Hard-Tip? what game do you play - cricket+pts or 3/501?

Sofa King
03-11-2012, 08:45 PM
You mean you didn't defend your title! Loser!

Ha. I lost the very first match. I was out too late last night lol.

I did come back and beat that guy to get into the championship though. threw decent then just totally lost the bull and couldn't get it back in that last game.

Sofa King
03-11-2012, 08:46 PM
Hard-Tip? what game do you play - cricket+pts or 3/501?

501 Soft Tip

Race to 3 wins.

Simply Red
03-12-2012, 12:29 AM
501 Soft Tip

Race to 3 wins.

I grew up around hard tip darts, shot with literally some of the best Shooters in the South. They killed me, usually. It's just amazing how good they really were.

Dartgod
03-12-2012, 07:12 AM
Congrats!!!

(Does this mean you out dartgodded Dartgod?)

Pffffft! He's lucky I didn't show up.

Sofa King
03-12-2012, 07:12 AM
I grew up around hard tip darts, shot with literally some of the best Shooters in the South. They killed me, usually. It's just amazing how good they really were.

No kidding. I watched the A division for awhile when i had time. There were some guys that just cranked out hat tricks like it was nothin. Unbelieveable.

Dartgod
03-12-2012, 07:12 AM
"The Pigs" - as in the dart game Pig.
I'll take the pig!

Sofa King
03-16-2012, 08:56 PM
Another dart tourney tomorrow. I fully expect someone to keep me updated on all the "lack of" Chiefs signings.

Sofa King
03-19-2012, 08:30 AM
Well, threw in another small town tourney this weekend.

Funny ending to the day. My partner's drunk beast personality STRUCK AGAIN! LMAO

He was doing good for most the day. Only blocked me once in pods, and then he owned a set of 3 games at one point.

Then the beast appeared. The i can't walk, i can't hit the board, i put my darts away when the game is still going, beast. I had to basically spend half my time making sure he didn't leave to go pass out somewhere. After awhile i got sick of that shit, and i told the other team they can have this round. He was blocking the fuck outta me in every game anyways. I was still hot, but he couldn't hit the fucking board.

Oh well. We started 7-2 in pods, then won our first match, then dropped 2 in a row and out of it. lol

luv
03-19-2012, 08:31 AM
Well, threw in another small town tourney this weekend.

Funny ending to the day. My partner's drunk beast personality STRUCK AGAIN! LMAO

He was doing good for most the day. Only blocked me once in pods, and then he owned a set of 3 games at one point.

Then the beast appeared. The i can't walk, i can't hit the board, i put my darts away when the game is still going, beast. I had to basically spend half my time making sure he didn't leave to go pass out somewhere. After awhile i got sick of that shit, and i told the other team they can have this round. He was blocking the **** outta me in every game anyways. I was still hot, but he couldn't hit the ****ing board.

Oh well. We started 7-2 in pods, then won our first match, then dropped 2 in a row and out of it. lol

Just tell him he needs to start aiming for the board in the middle.

Sofa King
03-19-2012, 09:13 AM
Just tell him he needs to start aiming for the board in the middle.

When he's like that, you can't tell him anything. He just goes into blank stare mode.