Need A Team Name For A Dart Tournament

[Sofa King]

4 Man Dart Tournament.

We're basically going to combine 2 doubles teams into a 4 man team for a big tournament.

We play in a bar called "The Roadhouse".

My team's name is "The Double Deuces" which is the bar's name in the movie Roadhouse.

The other team's name is "Two in the Bush".



We're looking for something with a combination of the 2 team names, or just a clever dart team name in general.


Just an FYI, I'll kill every one of you sarcastic ****ers that comes in here and puts something stupid down. I'm looking at you DMAC, Loochy, Plow, Pestilence, Gonzo and others....

I may create a poll at the end.






While you're at it, think of a team name for 2 smaller tournaments I'm in.

One involves 2 dudes and 1 chick, and the other involves 3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).





EDIT:


On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)


T-Shirt ideas are welcome as well. I believe we still have time to get some done up.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Doublin' Down

Signifying you're pickin up two more, etc.. Can have multiple meanings.

[Direckshun]

We Should Do This More Often

[Phobia]

Smoking 4 fags.

[DaKCMan AP]

While you're at it, think of a team name for 2 smaller tournaments I'm in.

3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).

3 dudes and 1 ugly chick

[Phobia]

Jim Bob Cooter?

[DMAC]

The Penis Hat Cotillion

[DaKCMan AP]

4 Man Dart Tournament.

We're basically going to combine 2 doubles teams into a 4 man team for a big tournament.

We play in a bar called "The Roadhouse".

My team's name is "The Double Deuces" which is the bar's name in the movie Roadhouse.

The other team's name is "Two in the Bush".


Droppin' Deuces in The Roadhouse Bush

[Buck]

Don't Deuce in the Bush unless you want to Douche in the Bush later

god damnit that is stupid, i'm sorry for even writing it.

[MIAdragon]

"Two in the Deuce"

"The Double Bush"

[vailpass]

"We'd Rather Be Golfing"

[Rain Man]

"The Double Bush"


Maybe they could sign that woman with two vaginas to be their mascot.

[boogblaster]

Dart'n & Fart'n

[Dartgod]

Some past dart team names I've been on.

Menace to Sobriety
We're Trippin'
Braindead Darts
Point Mongrels

[Rain Man]

"We dart to be different."

or better yet,

"Wt dart to bt difftrtnt."

[bevischief]

Two Double Deuces

[Sofa King]

Some past dart team names I've been on.

Menace to Sobriety
We're Trippin'
Braindead Darts
Point Mongrels

Just the man i hoped would show up.

Now if SR posts we'll have something going.

[bevischief]

The Road to the Double Deuces and Two in the Bush.

[Pushead2]

"Detective Scrotes"

[vailpass]

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[bevischief]

4 of a kind.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

"5 pricks and 2 chicks (one of whom is not attractive)"

[Dartgod]

Of course, no list would be complete without a "Chiefsplanet-centric" idea.

The Flaming Aids Dart Throwers

[Hydrae]

Of course, no list would be complete without a "Chiefsplanet-centric" idea.

The Flaming Aids Dart Throwers

Antifreeze chuckers

[Sofa King]

On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

[FAX]

Hmmm. I've given this question a great deal of thought, Mr. Sofa King. And, for inexplicable reasons that defy understanding, I'm kinda stuck on this one ...

Dart Vader And Princess Louie.

FAX

[Dartgod]

On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

3 Rain Men and a Hootie?

[bevischief]

3 of a kind and a Deuce

[bevischief]

3 of a kind and a drunk.

[Sofa King]

3 Rain Men and a Hootie?

LMAO

[mikeyis4dcats.]

On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

3 Guys and Tim Tebow

[Old Dog]

Stickin' it in ya

[R8RFAN]

Dartin & Fartin

[Dartgod]

Oh! Here's one I remember that another team had.

The Bull-shevik Revolution

[bevischief]

Sofa King and the Deuces.

[Rain Man]

Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers.

[Dartgod]

Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers.

Are the throwers pointy-headed or the projectiles?

[DaKCMan AP]

On the 4 man team, 3 of us are pretty good, and the other guy is terrible.

Just for reference.

3 Studs & a Dud

The Weakest Link

[Sofa King]

To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)

[Rain Man]

Are the throwers pointy-headed or the projectiles?

That's the fun part. It's totally up to the spectators to decide.

[Rain Man]

To further the spectrum of ideas.

We have

1. A Forklift Operator
2. A Finance Manager
3. An Electrician
4. And a Farmer/Rancher who raises crops, cows, and sheep.


I've already included in my list of good names "Baaaa Means No!" (i saw it in a picture someone posted here today.)


If one of you is also a 12-inch pianist I can work with this.

[Sofa King]

T-Shirt ideas are welcome as well. I believe we still have time to get some done up.

[stonedstooge]

3 Men and a Sheep

[tooge]

Four guys playing darts cuz its too cold to golf

[Dartgod]

That's the fun part. It's totally up to the spectators to decide.

This name goes well with your theme then.

Projectile Dysfunction

Some other clever ones I've found on the intertubes:

Armed & Hammered
Beer Before Bullseyes
Three Darts To The Wind
Who Darted?

[Sofa King]

This name goes well with your theme then.

Projectile Dysfunction

Some other clever ones I've found on the intertubes:

Armed & Hammered
Beer Before Bullseyes
Three Darts To The Wind
Who Darted?

LMAO

[Sofa King]

Bump for the afternoon crowd.

[Bowser]

The Midnight Vulture Club

[Bowser]

The Pointy Little Tips

[loochy]

4 Homos Playing Darts

[Bowser]

The Limp Wristeds

[KCUnited]

No Ma'ammaries

[Rain Man]

Bump for the afternoon crowd.

Not a great name for a darts team, but it would be an excellent name for a strip bar located near an airport.

[Alton deFlat]

The Pin Heads

[Sofa King]

4 Homos Playing Darts

neg rep.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Is the ugly woman a bisexual?

If so, "Cunnilingus is our thingus"

[Wyatt Earp]

Sofa King Redarted

[Gonzo]

Douches Wild

Three Douches and some skank

Pretty much just substitute douche for duce and you're good to go.

[Reerun_KC]

The Butt Darts.

[TimeForWasp]

Four guys with pointy thingies

[Sofa King]

The Butt Darts.

This one made me laugh. Considering a last dart bullseye is called a butt dart (if you missed the first 2).

[loochy]

neg rep.

:harumph:

That's what these kinds of threads are for!

:D

[Sofa King]

:harumph:

That's what these kinds of threads are for!

:D


Just an FYI, I'll kill every one of you sarcastic ****ers that comes in here and puts something stupid down. I'm looking at you DMAC, Loochy, Plow, Pestilence, Gonzo and others....



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[Rain Man]

Sofa King Redarted

Oh, that's a good one.

I'm still pushing my suggestion of Pointy-Headed Projectile Throwers, though. It works on multiple levels.

[bevischief]

4 drunks playing darts

[DMAC]

What do you get if you win?

[Rain Man]

Has anyone suggested The Electric Forklift Finance Farmers?

[DMAC]

Has anyone suggested The Electric Forklift Finance Farmers?

Sparky Forks Cash Rancher

[Sofa King]

What do you get if you win?

Usually a big plaque/trophy and a good amount of cash.

[Sofa King]

Has anyone suggested The Electric Forklift Finance Farmers?

Sparky Forks Cash Rancher

These are going on my list to present to the rest of the team.

[DMAC]

Usually a big plaque/trophy and a good amount of cash.

Go nameless and act like Soviet Russians.

[Sofa King]

Go nameless and act like Soviet Russians.

In Soviet Russia, Darts Play You!

[DMAC]

In Soviet Russia, Darts Play You!

I am 30 minutes from him RIGHT NOW.

[KCUnited]

Ass To Dartmouth

[Rain Man]

You should also consider going international with something like, "The Kyrgizistan National Intermediate Distance Darts Team". I guarantee that it'll intimidate the other teams.

[KurtCobain]

How about Courtney's Love?
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[Sofa King]

You should also consider going international with something like, "The Kyrgizistan National Intermediate Distance Darts Team". I guarantee that it'll intimidate the other teams.

And it would also be funny to hear it pronounced over the loud speakers.

[redsurfer11]

Rug Buzzards

[Thig Lyfe]

Arts and Darts and Crafts

[Kyle DeLexus]

International Hardcore Amateur Razzle Dazzle Darters or IHARDD for short.

[007]

Shootin' Turkeys

[threebag]

Flight Deep

[jspchief]

Arts and Darts and Crafts

Darts and Drafts

[Bowser]

Team Ramrod. Dart.

[jspchief]

Bad Trips

[stevieray]

i'm selling my Marlboro Championship dartboard from the 90's.

MINT condition.

pm if interested.

[Dartgod]

Some more ideas:

Shear Dart Attack
Day Trippers
Just The Tip
Cork You
'Til Death Do Us Dart

[FAX]

I would like to see a dart tournament someday. To my knowledge, I've never seen one. It's bound to be more fun than a fart tournament. I wouldn't like that much, I don't think. Even if it was a close one and it came down to the end.

FAX

[Pitt Gorilla]

The Penis Hat CotillionFunny the first few times I've read this, funny now. Easily my favorite.

As for my suggestion, "The Cock Holsters" seems appropriate.

[Sofa King]

Bump for the fresh minded morning crowd.

Thursday night we'll be deciding at darts.

[Dartgod]

Is this steel tip or soft tip darts?

[kepp]

"Death by Swayze"

[bevischief]

Darts for sharts.

[Sofa King]

Is this steel tip or soft tip darts?

Soft Tip.

[luv]

Soft Tip.

That could go several ways. Especially with the teams where women are involved.

[CHENZ A!]

Babysitting While White

[Phobia]

I would like to see a dart tournament someday. To my knowledge, I've never seen one. It's bound to be more fun than a fart tournament. I wouldn't like that much, I don't think. Even if it was a close one and it came down to the end.

FAX
They always do. They always do.

[JoeyChuckles]

"Fu manchu and the knucklepuck twins"

[JoeyChuckles]

"The Dart of War"

[FAX]

"The Dart of War"

Ooooo ... good one.

FAX

[Dartgod]

That could go several ways. Especially with the teams where women are involved.

Just The Tip (already suggested)
One Hole Off
Diddle This
Flaccid Darts

[Dartgod]

Oh, and my favorite...

Someday We Hope To Play Real Darts Like Dartgod

[FAX]

Flinging In The Rain.

FAX

[OmahaChief]

Smell my Darts
Who Darted?
Total Eclipse of the Dart

[OmahaChief]

Ass To Dartmouth

I loved out loud at this one.

[luv]

Just The Tip (already suggested)
One Hole Off
Diddle This
Flaccid Darts

For some reason, "Just The Tip" reminds me of 10%. I can't remember if that was an inside joke I had with someone or if it was a running joke on here. Pretty sure 10% doesn't have anything to do with darts, though.

What about Dart Gods? ;)

[Dartgod]

For some reason, "Just The Tip" reminds me of 10%. I can't remember if that was an inside joke I had with someone or if it was a running joke on here. Pretty sure 10% doesn't have anything to do with darts, though.

What about Dart Gods? ;)

I like it!

Another idea:

Watch Our Bulls Hit

[Sofa King]

Oh, and my favorite...

Someday We Hope To Play Real Darts Like Dartgod

Something just doesn't feel right about this one.

[luv]

I like it!

Another idea:

Watch Our Bulls Hit

I saw that posted in another thread, but see that it's now deleted. LMAO

[bevischief]

Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch

[Sofa King]

Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch


Another team is going as Blowie J and the Boys


LMAO what a homo.

[DMAC]

Captain Crunch and the Funky Bunch

:hmmm: Captain Bunch and the Funky Crunch

[Nickel D]

Two in Our Hands is Worth Two More in Our Deuce-Holes

[Nickel D]

Suggested team name for 2 dudes & 1 chick: Two Cocks and A Pussy

Suggested team name for 3 dudes & 1 ugly chick: Four People Hoping to Find Someone Drunk or Desperate to Bang

[Pitt Gorilla]

Babysitting While WhiteBabysitting Betty White

[Sofa King]

Two in Our Hands is Worth Two More in Our Deuce-Holes

Suggested team name for 2 dudes & 1 chick: Two Cocks and A Pussy

Suggested team name for 3 dudes & 1 ugly chick: Four People Hoping to Find Someone Drunk or Desperate to Bang

You were 0 help on this topic.

[Pitt Gorilla]

It may have already been suggested, but "Just the Tip" would be great.

[Dartgod]

I saw that posted in another thread, but see that it's now deleted. LMAO

Yeah, I posted it in the sitcom thread first.

[Dartgod]

It may have already been suggested, but "Just the Tip" would be great.

It has. Show Us Your Tips would also be good.


Unless there are no women in the tournament.

[luv]

Two in the Bush would have been perfect for the team of two guys and on gal.

[bevischief]

The Killer B's.

[luv]

Stick It To 'Em

[Easy 6]

"The Dart of War"

Winner

[boogblaster]

Flight deep ina sheep

[CHENZ A!]

The Harlem Globetrotters

[bevischief]

The dart mafia

[Rain Man]

"The Dart of War"

Or how about "D'art of War"?

[bevischief]

Sofa King and the Sheep.

[KC2004]

2 guys 1 girl no cup!

[Dartgod]

Watch Our Bulls Hit
I just thought of a variation of the above.


Smells Like Bulls Hit

[scho63]

Two Bushes for Beaver

[scho63]

Doublewide Bush

[Sofa King]

I just thought of a variation of the above.


Smells Like Bulls Hit

Oh. I really like this one.

EDIT: Yup. This one just vaulted into my top 5 for sure. Easy.

[Dartgod]

Oh. I really like this one.

EDIT: Yup. This one just vaulted into my top 5 for sure. Easy.

I'll be using that for myself if I end up in another league anytime soon.


Sheer genious (CP spelling)

[Sofa King]

I'll be using that for myself if I end up in another league anytime soon.


Sheer genious (CP spelling)

What's your average?

[Dartgod]

What's your average?

I last played in a league about a year ago. NDA and I was a 21 in '01 and something like 2.1 in cricket. This was the first soft-tip league I'd played in a few years.

Back in the day, I played a couple of leagues and blind draws every weekend. NDA used a different scoring system then (SPRE), but I would say that I was the equivalent of a 27 and 3.0

[Sofa King]

I last played in a league about a year ago. NDA and I was a 21 in '01 and something like 2.1 in cricket. This was the first soft-tip league I'd played in a few years.

Back in the day, I played a couple of leagues and blind draws every weekend. NDA used a different scoring system then (SPRE), but I would say that I was the equivalent of a 27 and 3.0

I've only been playing a few years, but I've gotten better every year. I'm between 21-22 in 4 leagues (2 are sub leagues where I've subbed about 5 times total between the 2).

1 of my leagues is a doubles where i play 501 and cricket. I'm about 21 and 2.1 in cricket LMAO. First time I've ever played league cricket.


We used to have a bunch of over 25 averages in our league but they're gone now. Either quit playing, moved away, or are dead. So there's that.

[Dartgod]

I've only been playing a few years, but I've gotten better every year. I'm between 21-22 in 4 leagues (2 are sub leagues where I've subbed about 5 times total between the 2).

1 of my leagues is a doubles where i play 501 and cricket. I'm about 21 and 2.1 in cricket LMAO. First time I've ever played league cricket.


We used to have a bunch of over 25 averages in our league but they're gone now. Either quit playing, moved away, or are dead. So there's that.

You ever go to Vegas for Team Dart?

[Bowser]

The Immaculate Knuckledraggers

[Sofa King]

You ever go to Vegas for Team Dart?

Jesus no. My team i throw with is terrible. We get shitfaced every time. It's no shock that my average is lower in that league then the other ones.

Last year i ended with a 21 ppd, and the others were 18.5, 17.5, and a 16.0....

This year, I'm at about 21 again (started much lower), and the others are 17.5, 15.9 and 15.9... I have no idea why they regressed so much. No shock we're losing all the time now.

I doubled all but 1 guy in that league in wins last year. He's much better but he only throws part time. I get a huge advantage because i throw with shitty guys, so they never really steal any wins from me. But, on the negative side, if i suck we generally lose. We did manage to finish in 2nd to the team that wins in every year. We even led for 1 week really late in the year. They said it was the first time they haven't been in the lead in 5 years. We are also the only team that's beaten them in the last 3 years, and we've done it almost every time.


Actually, the team I'm trying to come up with a name for should be quite good. 2 of the guys are from the other leagues best team and have similar or higher averages, and the other guy is only a 17.5 (my doubles partner).

[Dartgod]

Jesus no. My team i throw with is terrible. We get shitfaced every time. It's no shock that my average is lower in that league then the other ones.

Last year i ended with a 21 ppd, and the others were 18.5, 17.5, and a 16.0....

This year, I'm at about 21 again (started much lower), and the others are 17.5, 15.9 and 15.9... I have no idea why they regressed so much. No shock we're losing all the time now.

I doubled all but 1 guy in that league in wins last year. He's much better but he only throws part time. I get a huge advantage because i throw with shitty guys, so they never really steal any wins from me. But, on the negative side, if i suck we generally lose. We did manage to finish in 2nd to the team that wins in every year. We even led for 1 week really late in the year. They said it was the first time they haven't been in the lead in 5 years. We are also the only team that's beaten them in the last 3 years, and we've done it almost every time.
I'm sure you know you are grouped by skill level. It's fun, but I last went in '95 or '96.

The first year I went, we had this guy on our team that got shitfaced on Crown Royal and Valium during the first event. We were playing in the round robin and we were the last team to finish. I think we finally asked to forfeit because this moron would take 5-10 minutes every time it was his turn. Falling down at the line and all kinds of shit. TOTALLY embarrassing.

We ended up leaving him at the airport when we got back to KC.

[Sofa King]

I'm sure you know you are grouped by skill level. It's fun, but I last went in '95 or '96.

The first year I went, we had this guy on our team that got shitfaced on Crown Royal and Valium during the first event. We were playing in the round robin and we were the last team to finish. I think we finally asked to forfeit because this moron would take 5-10 minutes every time it was his turn. Falling down at the line and all kinds of shit. TOTALLY embarrassing.

We ended up leaving him at the airport when we got back to KC.

The EXACT same thing happened to us at state last year in team. Our friend got shitfaced during pods (which we won easily) and then by the time we got to the actually bracket, we were 2 and done. He was so drunk he couldn't stand very well( he fell down at the line once.). Ended up missing the board 3 times in a row one round. And by board, i mean the entire ****ing thing, not just the round portion. The stand and everything.

Guess who had him the next day in doubles? Yup, me. And guess what he did again? Yup, shitfaced. 2 and done again, although they were somehow close.

All this after I had already won my division in singles on Friday. First time i ever tried singles.

He's gotten some stern speeches already this year about state.

[bevischief]

Need more aiming fluid.

[Dartgod]

Need more aiming fluid.

Not Sofa King's doubles partner!

[bevischief]

Loaded.

[Sofa King]

Ok. Last Bump before we decide on the 4 man tournament.



Still need more ideas for the 2 dudes one cupcake team and the 3 dudes one ugly chick team.

[bevischief]

Deuces and cupcake.
3 guys and the bush.

[Sofa King]

Deuces and cupcake.
3 guys and the bush.

These 2 teams aren't related to the Deuces and Bush teams. They're make up of players from all other teams.

[Phobia]

Piggyback Bandits.

[Sofa King]

Piggyback Bandits.

LMAO

[KChiefer]

One involves 2 dudes and 1 chick, and the other involves 3 dudes and 1 chick ( one guy is married to the chick who is not attractive at all).


Three Pricks and a DartBROAD <---- I like this one

For your 4 man,
The Dead-Eye Dicks
The Dork-Horses
The Cork-Horses
The Dart Diddlers
The Bulls-eye Bullies
The Red-eye Flights
Fifteens First
Jimmy My Cricket
The Habitual Line Steppers
Eight Feet from Sweet
Eight Feet from Cow Meat
Nice Throw Four-Guys!

I was in a pool league for years and we were the Pocket Rockets! Ever proud of that name.

My votes for other suggested names:
The Dart of War
Show Us your Tips
Who Darted?
Ass to Dartmouth
Til death do us Dart

[bevischief]

Saturday night special.

[DMAC]

The Cum Guzzling Gutter Sluts


Jeez....pick a name

[KCUnited]

They See Me Throwin' They Hatin'

[Omaha]

Failing At Life.

It works because you're on a dart team. Get it?

[mikey23545]

The Sticking Points.

[Sofa King]

Failing At Life.

It works because you're on a dart team. Get it?

Nope. I don't get it. Please explain it to me.

[burt]

3 outies, 1 inny

[burt]

Dart sharts?

[burt]

3 fools and sister Sara

[burt]

Dodge Darts?

[Sofa King]

Dodge Darts?

What am I, Wyatt Earp now?

[DMAC]

What am I, Wyatt Earp now?

Put a hat on, and yes.

[Sofa King]

Put a hat on, and yes.

Cool. I'm going to start acting like it....


First order of business- Pistol whip Loochy.

[DMAC]

Cool. I'm going to start acting like it....


First order of business- Pistol whip Loochy.

Mr non-man hands needs a hat on his hand face/head.

Say that 3 times fast.

[Sofa King]

Mr non-man hands needs a hat on his hand face/head.

Say that 3 times fast.

It's Mr. Fisty McGirly Hand to you sir!!!

[DMAC]

It's Mr. Fisty McGirly Hand to you sir!!!

Still say that is the hand (and shirt) of Dr. Evil.

[bevischief]

Dart people.

[Rukdafaidas]

Get "8" Out

I think it was already mentioned, but I like "Just the Tip".

3 Drunks and a Driver

[Iowanian]

who darted?

[bevischief]

Turd in the punch bowl.

[Dartgod]

Get "8" Out

Ooooh, good one.

[Dartgod]

who darted?

Q

[luv]

And the winner is?

[Dartgod]

And the winner is?

I hope its one of mine!

[Dartgod]

Bump for the fresh minded morning crowd.

Thursday night we'll be deciding at darts.

http://t.qkme.me/58n6.jpg

[Sofa King]

I didn't get a chance to talk to their team last night. They rescheduled. ****ers.

I'll see them all on Sunday though.

EDIT: And we kicked ass again. Our drunk fall down guy actually threw really well. Best he's thrown all year.

[Rain Man]

I hope its one of mine!

I think it's going to be one of mine. I feel it.

[Dartgod]

EDIT: And we kicked ass again. Our drunk fall down guy actually threw really well. Best he's thrown all year.

It's very difficult to throw good darts while laying on your back. I know this from experience.

[Sofa King]

I made my 60+ year old assistant pick the team name from the list of about 50 names i had. (i couldn't get those other fuckers to actually pick one)


She settled on 3 Studs & a Dud. LMAO

She said she thought it was the funniest. She also liked a couple of the perverted team names.




/no i don't hit that
//I'm not the Dud.

[DaKCMan AP]

3 Studs & a Dud

The Weakest Link

I made my 60+ year old assistant pick the team name from the list of about 50 names i had. (i couldn't get those other fuckers to actually pick one)


She settled on 3 Studs & a Dud. LMAO

She said she thought it was the funniest. She also liked a couple of the perverted team names.




/no i don't hit that
//I'm not the Dud.


BOOM! WINNAR!!(&#(*@#)(!*!#)!*#)*!#~!!!!

http://www.tequila.net/images/stories/jreviews/1031_booya_tequila_espresso_1229558495.jpg

[luv]

So, who won? (The tournament, not the naming of the team.)

[Sofa King]

So, who won? (The tournament, not the naming of the team.)

The tournament i needed this name for is March 31st-April 1st, but the signup dealine was March 2nd.


I have State this weekend. I'll be doing doubles friday, team saturday, and I'll defend my singles title sunday.


Oh, and we had our other tournament last weekend. It did not go well. we only played 2 matches and i spent half the time fucking blocked at 1 point so i couldn't go out.

[DMAC]

It's high-time everyone learned the truth.

There is no team. There is no tournament. There is no assistant.

[Sofa King]

It's high-time everyone learned the truth.

There is no team. There is no tournament. There is no assistant.

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[Sofa King]

Well, just got back from State.

We won our doubles division, got 2nd in our team, and I got 2nd in my singles division. pretty good weekend. Paid for the whole trip and then some.

[TIED5573]

Congrats!!!

(Does this mean you out dartgodded Dartgod?)

[Sofa King]

Congrats!!!

(Does this mean you out dartgodded Dartgod?)

I actually threw very well this weekend. I won probably 80% of the team matches. I was nailing that bullseye. Best I've thrown in quite awhile.

[luv]

Well, just got back from State.

We won our doubles division, got 2nd in our team, and I got 2nd in my singles division. pretty good weekend. Paid for the whole trip and then some.

You mean you didn't defend your title! Loser!

[Simply Red]

"The Pigs" - as in the dart game Pig.

[Simply Red]

I actually threw very well this weekend. I won probably 80% of the team matches. I was nailing that bullseye. Best I've thrown in quite awhile.

Hard-Tip? what game do you play - cricket+pts or 3/501?

[Sofa King]

You mean you didn't defend your title! Loser!

Ha. I lost the very first match. I was out too late last night lol.

I did come back and beat that guy to get into the championship though. threw decent then just totally lost the bull and couldn't get it back in that last game.

[Sofa King]

Hard-Tip? what game do you play - cricket+pts or 3/501?

501 Soft Tip

Race to 3 wins.

[Simply Red]

501 Soft Tip

Race to 3 wins.

I grew up around hard tip darts, shot with literally some of the best Shooters in the South. They killed me, usually. It's just amazing how good they really were.

[Dartgod]

Congrats!!!

(Does this mean you out dartgodded Dartgod?)

Pffffft! He's lucky I didn't show up.

[Sofa King]

I grew up around hard tip darts, shot with literally some of the best Shooters in the South. They killed me, usually. It's just amazing how good they really were.

No kidding. I watched the A division for awhile when i had time. There were some guys that just cranked out hat tricks like it was nothin. Unbelieveable.

[Dartgod]

"The Pigs" - as in the dart game Pig.
I'll take the pig!

[Sofa King]

Another dart tourney tomorrow. I fully expect someone to keep me updated on all the "lack of" Chiefs signings.

[Sofa King]

Well, threw in another small town tourney this weekend.

Funny ending to the day. My partner's drunk beast personality STRUCK AGAIN! LMAO

He was doing good for most the day. Only blocked me once in pods, and then he owned a set of 3 games at one point.

Then the beast appeared. The i can't walk, i can't hit the board, i put my darts away when the game is still going, beast. I had to basically spend half my time making sure he didn't leave to go pass out somewhere. After awhile i got sick of that shit, and i told the other team they can have this round. He was blocking the fuck outta me in every game anyways. I was still hot, but he couldn't hit the fucking board.

Oh well. We started 7-2 in pods, then won our first match, then dropped 2 in a row and out of it. lol

[luv]

Well, threw in another small town tourney this weekend.

Funny ending to the day. My partner's drunk beast personality STRUCK AGAIN! LMAO

He was doing good for most the day. Only blocked me once in pods, and then he owned a set of 3 games at one point.

Then the beast appeared. The i can't walk, i can't hit the board, i put my darts away when the game is still going, beast. I had to basically spend half my time making sure he didn't leave to go pass out somewhere. After awhile i got sick of that shit, and i told the other team they can have this round. He was blocking the **** outta me in every game anyways. I was still hot, but he couldn't hit the ****ing board.

Oh well. We started 7-2 in pods, then won our first match, then dropped 2 in a row and out of it. lol

Just tell him he needs to start aiming for the board in the middle.

[Sofa King]

Just tell him he needs to start aiming for the board in the middle.

When he's like that, you can't tell him anything. He just goes into blank stare mode.