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Direckshun
02-14-2012, 11:56 AM
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It's time.

In ChiefsPlanet's inexorable slide to the outermost slimey, spiteful, irreverent corners of the Internet, one thread all year justifies why we keep coming back.

'Tis time to prepare for the 2012 ChiefsPlanet Mock Draft. Where sixteen Planeteers, appreciated for their (a.) reliability and (b.) draft acumen, prove once and for all that the best GMs are scrolling the Internet in their mother's basements, not the millinaire stooges that team owners foolishly shack up in their front offices.

I will put up a list of last year's draft participants here shortly.

All sixteen of those people have first dibs on their placement in the 2012 CP Mock.

If you are not one of those people, I pity you. But you still have a chance to be one. At least two of our members will not be stepping up to the plate this year: Hamas and OTW, for reasons that pass understanding. So if you want to take their place, as well as the place of any other member who is not able to fulfill their role, declare your interest in this thread. Later, all participating veterans of the mock will arbitrarily decide who we want, based on your reputation around the board, your knowledge on the draft, and of course your reliability to step up to the plate.

As for any veterans: if you want a team, declare it now.

Here is a list of CP mock veterans who are automatically submitted into this year's mock. But of course, you must come to this thread and declare yourself in before you're slated, otherwise we will eventually assume you are not interested:

SNR (Seahawks, Packers)
DeezNutz (Cardinals, Broncos)
Bo's Pelini (Colts, Ravens)
Marco Polo (Vikings, Titans)
Direckshun (Jaguars, Saints)
DaKCManAP (Browns, Bears)
ChiefsCountry (Cowboys, Patriots)
Pestilence (Chiefs, 49ers)
Archie Bunker (Redskins, Steelers)
BossChief (Dolphins, Falcons)
Sfheic (Buccaneers, Bengals)
Dj's left nut (Panthers, Lions)
doomy3 (Eagles, Chargers)
Lono (Jets, Texans)
htismaqe (Giants, Bills)
Starbucks Fan (Rams, Raiders)

That's 16 people. As of now, there are no vacant spots.

But that could change. Veteran Mockers are not officially in until they declare in this thread, and get bolded here in the OP.

n00bs, declare if you'd like to be in the running for any spots that open. There's usually a couple.

Nominated n00bs:

O.city
The Poz
CrazyCoffey
bsp4444
Blazzin311
Nightfyre
CJizzles

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 11:57 AM
FYI. Hamas gave up his spot to htismaqe if he wants it. So he has first dibs on Hamas's spot.

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 11:57 AM
Oh....and I'm calling Chiefs this year.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:01 PM
FYI. Hamas gave up his spot to htismaqe if he wants it. So he has first dibs on Hamas's spot.

Done.

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 12:09 PM
billay is now known as Bo's Pelini.

Rams Fan is now known as Starbucks Fan.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:14 PM
Looking at last year's mock (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=242250), there were some interesting value picks.

Sfheic snagged Taiwan Jones at the bottom of the 6th.
BossChief brought in Roy Helu in the 6th and Henry Hynoski in the 7th.

I got JJ Watt in the bottom of the 1st. :D

Marco Polo
02-14-2012, 12:18 PM
I'm in. Here's my list of preferences:

1. Chiefs (never have had them yet)
2. Titans (live in Nashville)
3. Rams (used to live in STL)
4. Vikings

Marco Polo
02-14-2012, 12:20 PM
Looking at last year's mock (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=242250), there were some interesting value picks.

Sfheic snagged Taiwan Jones at the bottom of the 6th.
BossChief brought in Roy Helu in the 6th and Henry Hynoski in the 7th.

I got JJ Watt in the bottom of the 1st. :D

I picked Karl Klug in the 7th round and he finished with a team-high seven sacks for the Titans and also had the highest number of sacks for all rookie tackles. :clap:

SNR
02-14-2012, 12:22 PM
Considering I WON THE GODDAMN DRAFT LAST YEAR (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7611819&postcount=1064), I feel I should get to pick for the Chiefs.

No matter, though. Pestilence will do a fine job.

Count me in. I want the ball and I'm going to score.

SNR
02-14-2012, 12:25 PM
Also can we please get the Alt Mock going again this year? Watching chiefscafan make picks was perhaps the funniest thing I've seen in years :D

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:26 PM
Considering I WON THE GODDAMN DRAFT LAST YEAR (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7611819&postcount=1064), I feel I should get to pick for the Chiefs.

No matter, though. Pestilence will do a fine job.

Count me in. I want the ball and I'm going to score.

ROFL

We should actually make this a thing. Whoever gets the best value gets the Chiefs next year.

My fear then would be that people would completely ignore team needs, however, when drafting.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:26 PM
I picked Karl Klug in the 7th round and he finished with a team-high seven sacks for the Titans and also had the highest number of sacks for all rookie tackles. :clap:

Daaaaaaamn. Nicely done.

Best I could do would be Dwayne Harris, who got some spot work with the Cowboys, at the bottom of round 6.

Sfeihc
02-14-2012, 12:26 PM
In. One of the Ohio teams would interest me. Just like so many things in this world I outsourced last year for a RB in Taiwan.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:29 PM
In. One of the Ohio teams would interest me. Just like so many things in this world I outsourced last year for a RB in Taiwan.

I'm tentatively giving you the Bengals, unless you want the Browns.

Or both. Whatevs.

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 12:29 PM
In.

SNR
02-14-2012, 12:31 PM
Oh, and I'll take the Packers and Vikings again. I've got a pretty sound knowledge of both teams.

If we're only deciding one team at a time, just give me the Packers and I'll take whatever as the next team.

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 12:34 PM
I know in the past that we've tried to make it so that one person has a team in the top 15 and the bottom 15 of draft picks. I don't know if we wanted to continue that or not this year.

Sfeihc
02-14-2012, 12:35 PM
Bengals are cool with me, thanks to Jason Campbell getting hurt. Any other random team is fine with me.

BossChief
02-14-2012, 12:37 PM
I'm in and will blow you guys away again (except SNr and Deez, those hoes can hang)

As usual, I'd like one of my teams to be Atlanta as I've had them the last two years and aim to clown Dimitroff.

My last two drafts have been homeruns at the time of the draft and in retrospect.

I'd like to nominate OCity for the open spot and think he would do well and be a good addition.

Not sure if he would be interested, though.

SNR
02-14-2012, 12:41 PM
As long as we're nominating folks for the open slot, I'll go ahead and throw DJ's Left Nut out there.

I'm sure he's been asked about this before and probably hasn't done it due to time constraints, but it can't hurt to entice him.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:43 PM
I know in the past that we've tried to make it so that one person has a team in the top 15 and the bottom 15 of draft picks. I don't know if we wanted to continue that or not this year.

We could do that.

For now, I'll stick with granting everybody one team if they want it.

Then later one we can allocate the other team to them based on draft order.

That means anybody reading this post should check out the OP. The Rams and Vikings just opened up.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 12:46 PM
I'm in again with the Cowboys. I'm the mod of this crazy sub forum actually I had planned on starting this very thread today ironically.

SNR
02-14-2012, 12:46 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7611788&postcount=1063

Oh my god my Packers draft from last year makes me so hard. The only mild reach was Chekwa according to draft order. I'm not calling Murray a reach because I knew that kid was nails. And holy titties... can you imagine that Packers offense with a talented speed back like Murray? My God they would have been absolutely unstoppable.

SNR
02-14-2012, 12:47 PM
We could do that.

For now, I'll stick with granting everybody one team if they want it.

Then later one we can allocate the other team to them based on draft order.

That means anybody reading this post should check out the OP. The Rams and Vikings just opened up.Somebody should put a reserve on the Rams for Starbucks Fan should he sign up again. Give him a few days on it.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:48 PM
I'm in again with the Cowboys. I'm the mod of this crazy sub forum actually I had planned on starting this very thread today ironically.

I was thinking about it today.

Later, Pest PM's me.

This Mock is wired into our brains at this point. How many years has this been running?

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:48 PM
Somebody should put a reserve on the Rams for Starbucks Fan should he sign up again. Give him a few days on it.

Good call.

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 12:49 PM
I'll take the Brownies

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 12:50 PM
Also when choosing teams pick one in the first 16 picks and one in the last half of the draft. This is done to spread things out and make sure everyone is checking in at all times.

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 12:52 PM
Is there anyone that really wants the Chiefs? I'd have no problem giving them up.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:52 PM
Also can we please get the Alt Mock going again this year? Watching chiefscafan make picks was perhaps the funniest thing I've seen in years :D

"Mike Martz is thrilled to have such a weapon."

LMAO

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:53 PM
Is there anyone that really wants the Chiefs? I'd have no problem giving them up.

We'll leave that up to SNR.

Unless he's done them before. I would prefer somebody who hasn't done them.

Not that my opinion counts for much.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 12:56 PM
I say its Pest's year for the Chiefs.

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 12:56 PM
If no one really wants them....I'll keep them. I just figured I'd give someone else a chance to draft for them.

Plus I don't want everyone pissed at me when I draft DeCastro.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 12:59 PM
Past Chiefs drafters:

2011: ChiefsCountry
2010: OnTheWarpath58
2009: 'Hamas' Jenkins
2008: Mecca

We also did one in 2006 where some dude named EBOLA commandeered the Chiefs.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 01:04 PM
When picking teams which team do you want the most out of:
Group A
Colts
Rams
Vikings
Browns
Buccaneers
Redskins
Jaguars
Dolphins
Panthers
Bills
Chiefs
Seahawks
Cardinals
Cowboys
Eagles
Jets

Group B
Raiders
Chargers
Bears
Titans
Bengals
Falcons
Lions
Steelers
Broncos
Texans
Saints
Packers
Ravens
49ers
Patriots
Giants

SNR
02-14-2012, 01:04 PM
You go ahead and take them this year, Pest, so everybody can yell at you when you do your best to find some kind of reasonable value at 11 in a damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you-don't kind of situation.

I'll take them next year when we're at #1 overall and all I have to do is pull the trigger on Barkley :D

Marco Polo
02-14-2012, 01:05 PM
We could do that.

For now, I'll stick with granting everybody one team if they want it.

Then later one we can allocate the other team to them based on draft order.

That means anybody reading this post should check out the OP. The Rams and Vikings just opened up.

Since I got the Titans at #20, I'll take either the Rams or Vikings as my 2nd team. That way I have the balance of one of each in the Top/Bottom 15.

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 01:07 PM
Someone is going to get fucked with the Raiders.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 01:08 PM
Someone is going to get ****ed with the Raiders.

Whoever the n00b is will get the Raiders. :evil:

Pestilence
02-14-2012, 01:08 PM
Whoever the n00b is will get the Raiders. :evil:

Awesome. LMAO


Just putting it out there....but I'll take the Lions or 49ers as my second team. Really doesn't matter which one.

The Poz
02-14-2012, 01:09 PM
If you're still looking for someone I'd love to get in and I'll take any team available.

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 01:30 PM
Past Chiefs drafters:

2011: ChiefsCountry
2010: OnTheWarpath58
2009: 'Hamas' Jenkins
2008: Mecca
2007: DaKCMan AP

We also did one in 2006 where some dude named EBOLA commandeered the Chiefs.

:harumph:

crazycoffey
02-14-2012, 01:32 PM
I'm interested...

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 01:41 PM
:harumph:

I couldn't find that one. I don't even know if it went the full seven rounds.

The one in 2006 only went two.

htismaqe
02-14-2012, 01:44 PM
I'm in.

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 01:45 PM
I couldn't find that one. I don't even know if it went the full seven rounds.

The one in 2006 only went two.

It was only 2 rounds:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=160491

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 01:45 PM
Updated to include veteran mocker declarations, n00bs putting their hat in the ring, and team allocation.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 01:47 PM
It was only 2 rounds:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=160491

Far as I'm concerned, you haven't manned the Chiefs yet. Doing them for only two rounds doesn't do a veteran CP mocker justice.

So, as far as I'm concerned again, this tradition officially started in 2008, since that's when the full scale mocking began.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 01:47 PM
I'm going to play Hamas this year and take the evil empire for my second team, Patriots.

DaKCMan AP
02-14-2012, 01:52 PM
I'll take Da Bears for team #2.

http://www.stogieguys.com/sg-content/uploads/2007/01/ditkacigarclassy.jpg

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 02:06 PM
I've been thinking about it, and I want a challenge this year.

Give me the Jacksonville Jaguars.

They have perhaps the absolute worst spot in this draft considering their needs. I literally have no idea what I'm going to do.

Woodrow Call
02-14-2012, 02:11 PM
I'm in, don't care what teams I get.

bsp4444
02-14-2012, 02:18 PM
I'd like to participate.

the Talking Can
02-14-2012, 02:37 PM
yea...my favorite thread of the year besides the real draft thread

Chocolate Hog
02-14-2012, 03:09 PM
I'll take the Colts and Ravens

OnTheWarpath58
02-14-2012, 03:59 PM
Have fun, fellas.

Wish I could participate, but I'm ridiculously busy through May.

If they would like it, I'd like to give my spot to either DJ or Flopnuts.

If neither of them want it, put it up for grabs.

Hopefully I'll be back in 2013.

Sfeihc
02-14-2012, 04:10 PM
It won't be the same without you.

I'd take Tampa or Carolina as my other team.

SNR
02-14-2012, 04:17 PM
Have fun, fellas.

Wish I could participate, but I'm ridiculously busy through May.

If they would like it, I'd like to give my spot to either DJ or Flopnuts.

If neither of them want it, put it up for grabs.

Hopefully I'll be back in 2013.You know very well that all Flopnuts will do is drive up the value on the first few picks, take them, and then let his teams rot for the rest of the draft.

DJ's left nut
02-14-2012, 04:24 PM
My bat phone rang...

In either event, I'm game if this thing doesn't kick off for a few more weeks. I have the great honor of taking the New Mexico Bar in a couple of weeks and I'm pretty sure they won't just let me say "The damn Pueblos did it" over and over again. I'm doing a shitty enough job of avoiding distractions with the Tigers and Blues actually being interested, so I'll have to pass if this thing starts before March.

But if it starts sometime after that, sure, why the hell not?

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 04:27 PM
My bat phone rang...

In either event, I'm game if this thing doesn't kick off for a few more weeks. I have the great honor of taking the New Mexico Bar in a couple of weeks and I'm pretty sure they won't just let me say "The damn Pueblos did it" over and over again. I'm doing a shitty enough job of avoiding distractions with the Tigers and Blues actually being interested, so I'll have to pass if this thing starts before March.

But if it starts sometime after that, sure, why the hell not?

Last year, it started on March 2nd.

Does that mean you're in?

O.city
02-14-2012, 04:30 PM
I'm in.


Since I'm a noob, I'll take whatever teams you want me to have.

BossChief
02-14-2012, 04:42 PM
I'll take the Vikings as my second team unless someone else wants them.

Falcons/Vikings

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 04:48 PM
I'm in.

Since I'm a noob, I'll take whatever teams you want me to have.

Since you are a n00b, and weren't directly nominated to replace a specific Mock veteran, you will be thrown into the n00b pile and we'll vote one of you in if a spot opens.

My guess is that one spot will be open, maybe two.

I'll take the Vikings as my second team unless someone else wants them.

Falcons/Vikings

Vikings were/are already claimed.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 04:49 PM
I'll take the Vikings as my second team unless someone else wants them.

Falcons/Vikings

Vikings have already been picked.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 04:53 PM
Remaining teams:

AFC EAST

Dolphins
Bills
Jets

AFC NORTH

Steelers

AFC SOUTH

Texans

AFC WEST

Broncos
Raiders
Chargers

NFC EAST

Eagles
Giants
Redskins

NFC NORTH

Lions

NFC SOUTH

Panthers
Falcons
Saints

NFC WEST

Cardinals
Seahawks

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 04:53 PM
I will take the Eagles as my bottom-of-the-round team.

That seems like a good challenge, too.

DJ's left nut
02-14-2012, 04:57 PM
Last year, it started on March 2nd.

Does that mean you're in?

Sure; may not have as much prep as I should, but I'll manage.

EDIT: If I can pick teams, I'll grab the Bills and the Panthers if they're available.

Woodrow Call
02-14-2012, 04:57 PM
Guess ill take the Redskins and Steelers

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 05:02 PM
Sure; may not have as much prep as I should, but I'll manage.

EDIT: If I can pick teams, I'll grab the Bills and the Panthers if they're available.

You gotta pick one bottom-15 team and one top-15 team.

You've got the Bills.

DJ's left nut
02-14-2012, 05:05 PM
You gotta pick one bottom-15 team and one top-15 team.

You've got the Bills.

Can I have the Panthers instead? And then the Lions.

BossChief
02-14-2012, 05:08 PM
Gimme the panthers, dolphins or Jets as my second team.

Dont care which.

My falcons draft will carry the team to a championship.

DeezNutz
02-14-2012, 06:42 PM
In.

I'll take the Chiefs since no one else wants their worthless asses.

DeezNutz
02-14-2012, 06:45 PM
Cards/Broncos.

blazzin311
02-14-2012, 07:25 PM
I would like to participate in this mock draft also please.....I might be considered a noob for this mock draft, but I did the CP Alternate mock draft last year and had a fun time doing so. So it wouldn't necessarily be my first go-around. Thankyou for your consideration.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 07:50 PM
Direckshun pick another team besides the Eagles to even up the first round, that would give you two picks in the first 16.

ChiefsCountry
02-14-2012, 08:00 PM
Available teams:
Top 16
Bills
Seahawks
Jets
*Eagles

Bottom 16
Raiders
Chargers
Saints
Texans
Giants

Nightfyre
02-14-2012, 08:56 PM
I would apply for the primary mock this year.

Direckshun
02-14-2012, 09:59 PM
I'll take the Saints.

O.city
02-14-2012, 11:09 PM
I'll take the Eagles and the Seahawks.

doomy3
02-14-2012, 11:23 PM
I'm in again. I'll take the Eagles and the Chargers if they're available.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 12:14 AM
I'll take the Eagles and the Seahawks.

Once again, you are not yet in the CP Mock.

1. There must be a vacancy. And we're not going to know that for a short while.

2. Once there is a vacancy, your hat is thrown into the ring and it is up to the CP Mock vets to weigh you against the other n00bs.

I'm in again. I'll take the Eagles and the Chargers if they're available.

Done.

Chiefs=Good
02-15-2012, 06:23 AM
I would like to throw my hat in. Took part in the alt mock draft last year and got flamed for taking tyron smith by some from this mock...

Lono
02-15-2012, 08:17 AM
I'm definitely in again.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 08:23 AM
Well then, at this point, we are waiting for Rams Fan.

For being last, I think he (or the n00b that replaces him) should get the Raiders.

Can I get a second?

Lono
02-15-2012, 08:23 AM
I second that... Give me the jets and texans i Guess.

bsp4444
02-15-2012, 10:35 AM
To validate my candidacy, I was a member of the Alt draft last year, and the main CP draft three years ago (drafting for the Vikings).

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 12:17 PM
Teams left:
Group A - Bills, Seahawks
Groub B - Raiders, Giants

Pestilence
02-15-2012, 12:20 PM
I sent a PM to htismaqe to choose his two teams.

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 12:25 PM
I'm thinking March 5 will be the start date.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 12:45 PM
When do we want to say gameover on Rams Fan here?

We got six n00bs looking to take his spot now.

Pestilence
02-15-2012, 12:49 PM
When do we want to say gameover on Rams Fan here?

We got six n00bs looking to take his spot now.

FWIW.....He hasn't logged into CP since the 9th.

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 12:59 PM
He has until noon tommorrow.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pestilence
02-15-2012, 01:00 PM
htismaqe sent me a PM.....

He wants the Bills and the Giants.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 01:01 PM
FWIW.....He hasn't logged into CP since the 9th.

CC's running the show here, but I say ax him.

Don't leave anything to chance.

jd1020
02-15-2012, 02:07 PM
I wouldn't show up for the Seahawks and Raiders either.

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 02:10 PM
Noon CST for Rams Fan tommorrow, then he gets the ax. So n00bs start your campaigning.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 02:14 PM
Might as well mention to the n00bs that IIRC, Lono and Rams Fan landed their spots in the middle of last year's mock.

Follow along the mock, comment here or there if you've got a thought. Show that you're a regular and that you're invested in the mock and if someone goes delinquent, you might land a spot.

SNR
02-15-2012, 02:24 PM
Might as well mention to the n00bs that IIRC, Lono and Rams Fan landed their spots in the middle of last year's mock.

Follow along the mock, comment here or there if you've got a thought. Show that you're a regular and that you're invested in the mock and if someone goes delinquent, you might land a spot.I remember that mess. Mecca went AWOL and the other guy (can't remember who) didn't know how to pick from the pool of UNdrafted players. And when he did, he took another fucking offensive tackle for the Rams.

Okay, so last year I laughed the most at chiefscafan, but THAT got the second biggest laugh out of me.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 02:32 PM
Chiefscafan is a blast. I love that guy.

Pestilence
02-15-2012, 02:55 PM
Chiefscafan is a blast. I love that guy.

I'm really surprised he hasn't been in this thread whining that we won't let him in.

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 02:58 PM
I'm really surprised he hasn't been in this thread whining that we won't let him in.

I drafted Chris Mother Fucking Johnson bitches I rule the mock draft.

Pestilence
02-15-2012, 03:02 PM
I drafted Chris Mother Fucking Johnson bitches I rule the mock draft.

Yep....and then he went and drafted Andy Dalton in the 2nd round last year.......for the Chargers. That was bad.....until he followed it up with Casey Matthews.

Frosty
02-15-2012, 03:40 PM
the other guy (can't remember who) didn't know how to pick from the pool of UNdrafted players. And when he did, he took another ****ing offensive tackle for the Rams.

Okay, so last year I laughed the most at chiefscafan, but THAT got the second biggest laugh out of me.

BigChiefFan

Sfeihc
02-15-2012, 03:47 PM
That's what I love about this Mock. If you pull a Jeff Lageman out of the hat you're going to get called to the carpet.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 03:54 PM
My favorite remark was when he drafted some guy who was like 5'6" and 155 lbs who was an even more miniature version of McCluster. Some RB/WR/KR/PR type weirdo from nowhere for the Lions.

He said "Mike Martz is thrilled to have such a weapon."

God. If that doesn't encapsulate him, nothing does.

Truth be told, he is a really nice guy. Just... you know. Off.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 03:57 PM
with the 196th pick the san francisco 49ers take wr/rb/qb/kr/holder jayson foster from georgia southern.

Martz is estatic to add such a weapon.

Gold.

the Talking Can
02-15-2012, 06:04 PM
the Short Bus Draft last year was comedy gold

Rams Fan
02-15-2012, 08:37 PM
I want my spot back.

Shit, the Rams are taken. :(

Seahawks and Raiders.

SNR
02-15-2012, 08:40 PM
I want my spot back.

Shit, the Rams are taken. :(

Seahawks andMarco might let you bargain for the Rams. But I'm willing to bet he doesn't want the Raiders

Rams Fan
02-15-2012, 08:41 PM
Marco might let you bargain for the Rams. But I'm willing to bet he doesn't want the Raiders

Thanks for giving me my other team. Couldn't figure it out over the list.

I have been reading CP daily, just haven't been logging in.

Sorry for the n00bs out there.

SNR
02-15-2012, 08:44 PM
What's the other team left? I have glanced at the list, can't figure the teams out.

I have been reading CP daily, just haven't been logging in.

Sorry for the n00bs out there.Raiders, unfortunately.

If it helps, I'll give the Vikings to Marco (they were on his shortlist), he can give you the Rams, and you can give me the Seahawks.

Rams Fan
02-15-2012, 08:45 PM
Raiders, unfortunately.

If it helps, I'll give the Vikings to Marco (they were on his shortlist), he can give you the Rams, and you can give me the Seahawks.

I'm down for that.

Just gotta get Marco's approval.

Once again, sorry for the delay everyone. I'll be able to get my picks in on time.

Marco Polo
02-15-2012, 08:59 PM
I'm down for that.

Just gotta get Marco's approval.

Once again, sorry for the delay everyone. I'll be able to get my picks in on time.

That's cool; I can take the Vikings.

SNR
02-15-2012, 09:00 PM
It is done.

Make it happen DireckCountry!

Rams Fan
02-15-2012, 09:02 PM
That's cool; I can take the Vikings.

Thanks.

Also thanks SNR.

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 09:06 PM
Cool start studying up on your teams guys.

Rams Fan
02-15-2012, 09:08 PM
Any idea when the mock shall start?

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 09:12 PM
Any idea when the mock shall start?

Billay goes on the clock March 5 at Noon CST.

The Poz
02-15-2012, 09:16 PM
Is that it? Are us noobs left with our dicks in our hands?

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 09:32 PM
Is that it? Are us noobs left with our dicks in our hands?

For now. You never know who might flake out and boom you are in the show.

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2012, 09:36 PM
Billay goes on the clock March 5 at Noon CST.

Might as well put whoevers next on the clock I'll be drafting Andrew Luck.

Rams Fan
02-15-2012, 09:37 PM
I have my pick in too.

Can I just PM it to Country or Direckshun in order for them to pick as to not hold up the draft? I know there's a time limit, but the first few picks could be made quicker that way.

jd1020
02-15-2012, 09:38 PM
I have my pick in too.

RG3?!?!?!

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 09:39 PM
Damn boys just wait till March 5 or closer. Crazy shit can happen between now and then.

Rams Fan
02-15-2012, 09:40 PM
So close, yet so far.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 10:40 PM
Welcome aboard, Ram Fan. Never doubted you for a second. ;)

You don't want to PM me a damned thing. I'm third on the depth chart here.

CC is running the show, and Pest is the right hand man. I just weighed in with this thread.

SNR
02-15-2012, 11:08 PM
Welcome aboard, Ram Fan. Never doubted you for a second. ;)

You don't want to PM me a damned thing. I'm third on the depth chart here.

CC is running the show, and Pest is the right hand man. I just weighed in with this thread.
I see how it is.

ChiefsCountry runs the throne and bestows the Chiefs to Pestilence through the divine right of kings, leaving those with the most education and worth sitting around as the Third Estate.

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2012, 11:24 PM
I see how it is.

ChiefsCountry runs the throne and bestows the Chiefs to Pestilence through the divine right of kings, leaving those with the most education and worth sitting around as the Third Estate.

I thought who got the Chiefs goes through who is the most awesome:

DaKCMan AP > Mecca > 'Hamas' Jenkins > OnTheWarpath58 > ChiefsCountry > Pestilence

:evil:

DaKCMan AP
02-16-2012, 09:19 AM
I thought who got the Chiefs goes through who is the most awesome:

DaKCMan AP > Mecca > 'Hamas' Jenkins > OnTheWarpath58 > ChiefsCountry > Pestilence

:evil:

QFT

DJ's left nut
02-16-2012, 11:21 AM
I dominated the CP fantasy football league - shouldn't I get the Chiefs?

Detoxing
02-16-2012, 11:30 AM
Any spots left? I'll jump in

DJ's left nut
02-16-2012, 12:26 PM
Okay - so how does one win this thing?

I saw some 'my pick vs. projected pick' standings, but that seems to open it up to gaming the system. Then you don't actually try to make picks based on who your team would need, but based on who you think has fallen further than they would in the real draft (position be damned).

Is there a way to win? Or do we just draft and talk shit? I'm good with either approach.

SNR
02-16-2012, 12:41 PM
Okay - so how does one win this thing?

I saw some 'my pick vs. projected pick' standings, but that seems to open it up to gaming the system. Then you don't actually try to make picks based on who your team would need, but based on who you think has fallen further than they would in the real draft (position be damned).

Is there a way to win? Or do we just draft and talk shit? I'm good with either approach.I don't think there is an official way. People started doing the pick vs projected pick stuff after last year's draft, so it worked out brilliantly because nobody knew that was supposedly the measuring stick for a good draft.

If we made an official marker this year, it totally might screw things up.

In the end, what seems to be the great equalizer is if you make a bad pick, you're going to hear about it ala BigChiefFan last year.

Direckshun
02-16-2012, 05:05 PM
I don't think there is an official way. People started doing the pick vs projected pick stuff after last year's draft, so it worked out brilliantly because nobody knew that was supposedly the measuring stick for a good draft.

If we made an official marker this year, it totally might screw things up.

In the end, what seems to be the great equalizer is if you make a bad pick, you're going to hear about it ala BigChiefFan last year.

Hell yeah.

That's my preferred method for everything, really.

Ceej
02-16-2012, 06:02 PM
Just read the header.

Let me know if someone is unable to give it a go -- even if it's one team and I'd like to join.

crazycoffey
02-17-2012, 02:24 PM
Updated to include veteran mocker declarations, n00bs putting their hat in the ring, and team allocation.


Hey, I'm not entirely a n00b at this, just missed the last couple years.

Pestilence
02-29-2012, 10:21 AM
Are we still planning on starting this thing March 5th?

If so.....I will create the official thread and put Billay on the clock.

Direckshun
02-29-2012, 12:00 PM
Are we still planning on starting this thing March 5th?

If so.....I will create the official thread and put Billay on the clock.

:thumb:

ChiefsCountry
02-29-2012, 12:19 PM
Are we still planning on starting this thing March 5th?

If so.....I will create the official thread and put Billay on the clock.


Go ahead and create it, that way you can help me put the picks in if I am out and about.

Pestilence
02-29-2012, 12:24 PM
Go ahead and create it, that way you can help me put the picks in if I am out and about.

That's my plan. I'll get it created here in the next hour or two.