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Gonzo
02-15-2012, 10:32 AM
Hey gang,
I believe it was about 3 years ago that I made the rep-message list (with some help from a few of you (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=211280)) and I think it's time for an update. For you n00bs out there, this is the message that appears in a pop-up box when you scroll over the little green (or red in your case) boxes underneath usernames/avvy's.

Here's the current list (from lowest to highest level):

1. User is a dirty rep whore and the only way to stop them from abusing the rep system is put them into the red.
2. User must be a Donks fan.
3. User did something to piss Frazod off.
4. User has no reputation. Quit being so stingy with the rep, douchebags.
5. User is probably a Kotter mult. Enjoy the lame jokes and homo erotic posts.
6. User lives next door to DaneMcCloud.
7. User might have the swine flu. We can all blame Hog Farmer for that.
8. User may be and idiot, but there are idiot.
9. User just outed themselves as a Tom Cash. Oops.
10. User keeps asking DaFace to bring back tags. Ban hammer incoming!!
11. User likes to think they are an icon; we hate to inform them otherwise so just play along.
12. User is not as worthless as we originally thought.
13. User is actually worth a crap!!! Holy cow!!
14. User has cornered the rep market. TO THE SHIP!!111!!111eleventy!
15. User is almost as cool as Mecca.
16. User was an accomplice to Phobia during the great Rep heist.


I will get us started:

1. User was horribly neg repped. It's a damn good thing it didn't happen Mid-Air.
(we don't have to use that one, just an example)


I will take the best 50, make a poll and we will vote for the top 20.

We'll try to get this done by the end of the week or so.

See this post for more details:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8375169&postcount=64
Have a good time, guys.
This should be good for a few laughs.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 10:36 AM
First one. "Don't be such a Claytex"

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-15-2012, 10:36 AM
I was not aware of this before.

Okie_Apparition
02-15-2012, 10:37 AM
I hope a wombat rips your face off in the middle of the night & pisses all over it

InChiefsHell
02-15-2012, 10:40 AM
User must have asked what the little red boxes mean...Bad user...no rep for you...

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 10:43 AM
I hope a wombat rips your face off in the middle of the night & pisses all over it
Is this a rep message, or are you just being a dick?
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Sofa King
02-15-2012, 10:47 AM
About fucking time we update this.


How about something special for the top 5 members with the highest rep? :D

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 10:48 AM
The very middle rep need's to be referenced with 50/50 Hindsight

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:48 AM
User must have mowed badgirl's lawn.

Okie_Apparition
02-15-2012, 10:49 AM
When you're nosey enough to mouse over someone's rep status
you deserve the horns

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:50 AM
User angered the mods by fighting to unban Hootie.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 10:50 AM
About fucking time we update this.


How about something special for the top 5 members with the highest rep? :D

There may be a way I can do that. I played around with it a little today, I'm not sure if I can add more levels or not. I'll check it out when I get back to the office, though.
Posted via Mobile Device

KCUnited
02-15-2012, 10:51 AM
Ed Reed's brother thinks user is in over his head.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 10:51 AM
User must have mowed badgirl's lawn.

LMAO

A little outdated but still viable.
Posted via Mobile Device

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:51 AM
User made an awesome photoshop of Kirstie Tynes

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 10:51 AM
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"No respect, no respect at all for my post"

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:52 AM
User has an IQ even higher than Frankie

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:53 AM
User is more of a trainwreck than MTG#10's love life

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 10:53 AM
"User butthurt is strong in this one. PIITB. "

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:54 AM
Everyone wishes User would quickly make like Dane and GTFO

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:54 AM
Omaha thinks User is too fat.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 10:55 AM
"Loochy Douchy & away we go"

DaKCMan AP
02-15-2012, 10:56 AM
User is Awesome, like DaKCMan AP.

listopencil
02-15-2012, 10:56 AM
Why does it have to be sixteen?

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:57 AM
User has mastered the power of Tebow

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 10:57 AM
Ed Reed's brother thinks user is in over his head.

LMAO

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:57 AM
User dropped a candy wrapper at Arrowhead and was severely punished by Scott Pioli.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 10:58 AM
This User likes to be raped by a 400 man.

Pestilence
02-15-2012, 10:58 AM
I'm pretty sure they all have to start with "USER". It can't be a sentence with USER in the middle.

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:58 AM
User was fooled by one of GoChief's tranny pic traps

Saul Good
02-15-2012, 10:58 AM
User has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.

FAX
02-15-2012, 10:58 AM
Caught Tebowing in the Girlie Thread.

FAX

ThaVirus
02-15-2012, 10:59 AM
About ****ing time we update this.


How about something special for the top 5 members with the highest rep? :D

I was thinking something along these lines. For number 12, "Hindsight is 50/50, but user is not as worthless as we originally thought".

loochy
02-15-2012, 10:59 AM
User trolled a prayer thread

KCUnited
02-15-2012, 11:00 AM
Users adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 11:00 AM
User met Buck at his special Bar. He hasn't walked right since...
Posted via Mobile Device

loochy
02-15-2012, 11:02 AM
User started hitting on Lumpy and Gonzo put him back in his place.

ReynardMuldrake
02-15-2012, 11:02 AM
User would have been rookie of the year if he hadn't tore the ligaments in his hand. Hand injuries are devestating injuries for CP posters.

Phobia
02-15-2012, 11:02 AM
User is Awesome, like DaKCMan AP.

User's rep message suggestion was vetoed by everybody.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:02 AM
User needs to send Bob Dole a pm to get anything done

bevischief
02-15-2012, 11:04 AM
User wants to die in a aids tree fire.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 11:04 AM
Why does it have to be sixteen?

Stand by...
Posted via Mobile Device

loochy
02-15-2012, 11:04 AM
User threw an interception on a screen pass

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-15-2012, 11:05 AM
User started hitting on Lumpy and Gonzo put him back in his place.

User started hitting on Lumpy and Gonzo and he became friends

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:05 AM
Well Bye...
Posted via Mobile Device

fyp. Ban him!

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:08 AM
User started hitting on Lumpy and Gonzo and he became friends

most likely true :clap: LMAO

patteeu
02-15-2012, 11:08 AM
As a young child, user spent a lot of time with DaneMcCloud ... if you know what I mean.

J Diddy
02-15-2012, 11:08 AM
User's rep stick is long it makes yours look like a little boys in comparison.

patteeu
02-15-2012, 11:09 AM
User's last positive rep came from Mr. Blonde.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 11:10 AM
This User has the aids.

Crush
02-15-2012, 11:11 AM
User is still waiting on his orange juice.

DaKCMan AP
02-15-2012, 11:11 AM
User was caught Tebowing with Horseface.

InChiefsHell
02-15-2012, 11:13 AM
User sucks so bad even Nzoner won't party with them...

Frazod
02-15-2012, 11:14 AM
User has been paroled from DC.

patteeu
02-15-2012, 11:14 AM
As a young child, user spent a lot of time with DaneMcCloud ... if you know what I mean.

I'm pretty sure they all have to start with "USER". It can't be a sentence with USER in the middle.

OK...

USER was mentored by DaneMcCloud when he was a young child... if you know what I mean.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:14 AM
User is still waiting on his orange juice.

User is still waiting on his 4X10 autogragh picture from Christian Okoy, well it's in the mid air mail.

Frazod
02-15-2012, 11:16 AM
User was nearly banned in the DOTY poll but saved by the screaming masses.

DaKCMan AP
02-15-2012, 11:16 AM
User is/is not part of the Right 53.

boogblaster
02-15-2012, 11:19 AM
user is color-blind .. so doesn't matter to them ......

Okie_Apparition
02-15-2012, 11:19 AM
Can't Tebow without farting can you, you worthless cunt

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:20 AM
User made joke about the Mods & they retorted with username change. PM Bob Dole to fix the problem.

DaKCMan AP
02-15-2012, 11:21 AM
User's IQ is less than Tyler Palko's QB rating.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:24 AM
User thinks he is all pro much like Matt Cassel, we know that aint right.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 11:28 AM
Ok, it looks like I can add. Why don't we make it an even 20?

I'll need to adjust the point totals to reflect the changes but that shouldn't be a problem.

Here are the current levels:

1. -99999 to -500
2. -499 to -100
3. -99 to 0
4. 1 to 100
5. 101 to 200
6. 201 to 400
7. 401 to 800
8. 801 to 1600
9. 1601 to 3200
10. 3201 to 6400
11. 6401 to 12800
12. 12801 to 25600
13. 25601 to 51200
14. 51201 to 102400
15. 102401 to 204800


Let's go for the following:

1. -99999 to -500
2. -499 to -100
3. -99 to 0
4. 1 to 100
5. 101 to 200
6. 201 to 400
7. 401 to 800
8. 801 to 900
9. 901 to 1000
10. 1001 to 2000
11. 2001 to 4000
12. 4001 to 8000
13. 8001 to 16000
14. 16001 to 20000
15. 20001 to 40000
16. 40001 to 60000
17. 60001 to 80000
18. 80001 to 100000
19. 100001 to 150000
20. 150001 to ??????

Phobia
02-15-2012, 11:31 AM
I'd just count by thousands. Cut out #4-9.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 11:33 AM
I'd just count by thousands. Cut out #4-9.

Cool, I was just going off of DaFace's work there. That works for me.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 11:38 AM
User got beer me drunk and let him post here. What an asshole.

KCUnited
02-15-2012, 11:41 AM
User had dinner with Frankie...once.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:42 AM
User would, the whole thing...

loochy
02-15-2012, 11:44 AM
User's posts make less sense than a 2 a.m. Smed rant on Simply Red.

KCFalcon59
02-15-2012, 11:49 AM
User just returned from the Jerry Sandusky camp and brought back a souvenir if you know what I mean.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 11:49 AM
"The butthurt is strong in this one. PIITB. "

User has butthurt because Dane PIITB

frankotank
02-15-2012, 11:55 AM
User had dinner with Frankie...once.

second time I've seen Frankie mentioned.
I keep waiting for it......

Reerun_KC
02-15-2012, 12:01 PM
This user is responsible for goverment issued "radar rings"

journeyscarab
02-15-2012, 12:04 PM
User was completely mind bottled by that last post.

Pestilence
02-15-2012, 12:06 PM
User likes to think that they graded out perfectly.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 12:06 PM
second time I've seen Frankie mentioned.
I keep waiting for it......

User is a beautiful soul?

Or

User got repped in Mid-Air?
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 12:07 PM
User can throw a football 70 yards.
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 12:08 PM
User wants tags so Bwana and Gonzo shot him, RIP.
Posted via Mobile Device

KCUnited
02-15-2012, 12:08 PM
User has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-15-2012, 12:10 PM
User is being raped with a rusty screw.
User went to bed with Kirstie Tynes and woke up next to Lawrence Tynes.
User argues about refs more than Pete and KC Connection combined.

blaise
02-15-2012, 12:10 PM
User thinks he's hot snot on a silver platter, but is really a cold booger on a paper plate.

User's rep power is so small it could do pushups under an ant.

Amnorix
02-15-2012, 12:11 PM
User is more popular than Jerry Sandusky, but not as popular as Mark Castle.

User hangs with Pioli and Cassel underneath the AIDS tree

User needs to be locked in a room for a "friendly chat" with Bwana and Mohillbillly

User is almost as funny as RainMan

User has "issues"

User sucks less than they used to

FAX
02-15-2012, 12:11 PM
Spent a little too much time on Spider Island.

FAX

Bwana
02-15-2012, 12:13 PM
I was thinking about doing something like this also, well played!

FAX
02-15-2012, 12:13 PM
Thought they said, "Gaytriot Way".

FAX

vailpass
02-15-2012, 12:14 PM
User has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.

ROFL

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 12:14 PM
User wonders why he doesn't get rep for every post user makes (not as cool as Mr. FAX that's why)

KurtCobain
02-15-2012, 12:14 PM
You take away my rep and then you start a rep related thread? You monster.

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 12:15 PM
User has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.

User was completely mind bottled by that last post.

User just returned from the Jerry Sandusky camp and brought back a souvenir if you know what I mean.

User's posts make less sense than a 2 a.m. Smed rant on Simply Red.

User would, the whole thing...

User made joke about the Mods & they retorted with username change. PM Bob Dole to fix the problem.

User has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.

Users adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli

User started hitting on Lumpy and Gonzo put him back in his place.

User wants to die in a aids tree fire.

User threw an interception on a screen pass

User is/is not part of the Right 53.

First one. "Don't be such a Claytex"

The very middle rep need's to be referenced with 50/50 Hindsight

User must have mowed badgirl's lawn.

Ed Reed's brother thinks user is in over his head.

User has an IQ even higher than Frankie

Omaha thinks User is too fat.

This User likes to be raped by a 400 man.

These have made me laugh thus far...

Nice work, all. loochy's on a fucking roll today.

KurtCobain
02-15-2012, 12:15 PM
"User Has Frequent Sex With KurtCobain's Mom"

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 12:17 PM
You take away my rep and then you start a rep related thread? You monster.

You can still participate, man.

Thig Lyfe
02-15-2012, 12:19 PM
User likes to think that they graded out perfectly.

This should be the one for maximum neg rep.

Direckshun
02-15-2012, 12:20 PM
User Needs To Do This More Often

Thig Lyfe
02-15-2012, 12:20 PM
For users with maximum positive rep:

User is almost as great as Tyler Thigpen

Raiderhader
02-15-2012, 12:25 PM
User is a member of the inner circle.

journeyscarab
02-15-2012, 12:28 PM
User had his balls washed by Jon Gruden on MNF.

blaise
02-15-2012, 12:29 PM
User broke the Guardian's code.

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 12:29 PM
User is a dumbass / Milkman

whoman69
02-15-2012, 12:30 PM
User is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about

loochy
02-15-2012, 12:31 PM
These have made me laugh thus far...

Nice work, all. loochy's on a fucking roll today.

Heh, that's what happens when it's a really slow day at work.

luv
02-15-2012, 12:32 PM
User is a member of the inner circle.

This needs to be the highest rep.

vailpass
02-15-2012, 12:33 PM
User hasn't been noticed by Phobia. Yet.

Frazod
02-15-2012, 12:33 PM
User is the assistant to the moderator

FAX
02-15-2012, 12:33 PM
Took posting lessons from Mr. eric007.

FAX

FAX
02-15-2012, 12:41 PM
Requires assistance with his light bulb problem.

FAX

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 12:43 PM
User just POWE the compitition to the ship!!!!

Bearcat
02-15-2012, 12:44 PM
User is more of a trainwreck than MTG#10's love life

User has an IQ even higher than Frankie

User is/is not part of the Right 53.

User's IQ is less than Tyler Palko's QB rating.

User is a member of the inner circle.

User is the assistant to the moderator

+1

Frazod
02-15-2012, 12:45 PM
User had a torrid love affair with Luv and/or Lumpy

Frazod
02-15-2012, 12:46 PM
User went to a Yankee game with Wickedson

blaise
02-15-2012, 12:50 PM
User is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.

SPchief
02-15-2012, 12:50 PM
User slept with Frankie's mom and is now in the red.

FAX
02-15-2012, 12:52 PM
Bugged Mr. Bob Dole's cell phone.

FAX

mikeyis4dcats.
02-15-2012, 12:56 PM
User eats for free at Heart Attack Grille

blaise
02-15-2012, 12:57 PM
teedubya thinks the government destroyed the user's rep

Bwana
02-15-2012, 12:58 PM
Bugged Mr. Bob Dole's cell phone.

FAX

Or: User must have sent Bob Dole a whiney PM.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 01:03 PM
Or: User must have sent Bob Dole a whiney PM. Because Bwana told them too.

fyp big guy.

Raiderhader
02-15-2012, 01:03 PM
This needs to be the highest rep.


Kinda what I was thinking.

frankotank
02-15-2012, 01:03 PM
user likes 'em mustard 'n biscuits

FAX
02-15-2012, 01:04 PM
User is a moron.

FAX

Bwana
02-15-2012, 01:06 PM
Because Bwana told them too fyp big guy.

You didn't?

Sofa King
02-15-2012, 01:07 PM
User is a moron.

FAX

You really went after this one didn't you. Just plowing through it like barbarian.

frankotank
02-15-2012, 01:07 PM
A naked American man stole users balloons.

Graystoke
02-15-2012, 01:08 PM
User failed at Guy Code Etiquette

Old Dog
02-15-2012, 01:10 PM
User needs more Grape Gatorade

DaKCMan AP
02-15-2012, 01:11 PM
User doesn't know who Paul McCartney is.

SPchief
02-15-2012, 01:12 PM
User thinks that KU fans are butthurt
User thinks that MU fans are butthurt

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 01:12 PM
You didn't?

I did I did still got this trampstamp. I wasn't drunk either.

SPchief
02-15-2012, 01:13 PM
User thinks this thread needs more ballsack

SPchief
02-15-2012, 01:13 PM
User thinks that home cooking was involved

FAX
02-15-2012, 01:15 PM
User's friends are slobs. User has a sloppy posse.

FAX

Bwana
02-15-2012, 01:18 PM
I did I did still got this trampstamp. I wasn't drunk either.

LMAO

Bearcat
02-15-2012, 01:19 PM
User thinks that home cooking was involved

http://th47.photobucket.com/albums/f172/mrchamplin/th_hulk.gif

KCUnited
02-15-2012, 01:22 PM
Users low self esteem daughter is on a date with RaiderH8r.

frankotank
02-15-2012, 01:22 PM
I'd like to see things from users point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

tooge
02-15-2012, 01:24 PM
user partakes in threesomes and will benchpress your sorry ass if you critisize him

Frazod
02-15-2012, 01:24 PM
User longs for SkipTowne's return

Thig Lyfe
02-15-2012, 01:24 PM
User has terrible taste in sitcoms

Old Dog
02-15-2012, 01:25 PM
User posted using that sweet laptope he just stole

bevischief
02-15-2012, 01:26 PM
User misses Gaz...

frankotank
02-15-2012, 01:26 PM
User....proof positive that somebody peed in the gene pool.

Frazod
02-15-2012, 01:26 PM
user's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli

Graystoke
02-15-2012, 01:35 PM
User declines to pick up gum wraper...for TWO FUCKING WEEKS!

KCUnited
02-15-2012, 01:35 PM
User lost at Operation to Michael J Fox

frankotank
02-15-2012, 01:36 PM
User...you'll never be the man your mother is.

blaise
02-15-2012, 01:36 PM
User is a dumpass.

Bwana
02-15-2012, 01:37 PM
Ok, I'll lay down a few for the neg department.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. brain has long since departed.

More confused than a hungry baby at a topless bar.

FAX
02-15-2012, 01:42 PM
User's gotta get down on Friday.

FAX

Graystoke
02-15-2012, 01:43 PM
User has two Vagina's

FAX
02-15-2012, 01:46 PM
User is insane imbecile.

FAX

tooge
02-15-2012, 01:47 PM
user has a move named after him called the "sandusky"

FAX
02-15-2012, 01:49 PM
User likes Cassel.

FAX

KC Tattoo
02-15-2012, 01:51 PM
mid grade level

User post with his left hand while faps with his right hand and spreads the rep all over thinking he is going get some.

journeyscarab
02-15-2012, 01:57 PM
User was eliminated early from the No Fap 2012 contest.

Raiderhader
02-15-2012, 03:05 PM
User doesn't know who Paul McCartney is.


I like this one.

Raiderhader
02-15-2012, 03:16 PM
User will not survive doomsday

FAX
02-15-2012, 03:16 PM
User is scum.

FAX

chefsos
02-15-2012, 04:04 PM
User is nearing deportation to TexansPlanet.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 04:09 PM
User has been blessed by Scott Pioli.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 04:14 PM
User is so screwed it's time to give Nzoner a call and see if you can borrow his crystal plunger.

KCFalcon59
02-15-2012, 04:28 PM
User has been neg repped for leaving candy wrappers all over ChiefsPlanet!

chefsos
02-15-2012, 04:29 PM
User can take away all you've got, and all you're ever gonna have.

Baconeater
02-15-2012, 04:38 PM
teedubya thinks the government destroyed the user's rep
ROFL This one absolutely, positively needs to be used.


ed- nevermind, "user" isn't the first word.

Tribal Warfare
02-15-2012, 04:43 PM
the user by the hand of Tebow just cured cancer

Raiderhader
02-15-2012, 04:49 PM
ROFL This one absolutely, positively needs to be used.


ed- nevermind, "user" isn't the first word.


Pretty sure it can be reworded to work.

FAX
02-15-2012, 04:56 PM
User's mournful and disgusting existence would be entirely futile were it not for some rep.

FAX

Bowser
02-15-2012, 04:56 PM
User < Cassel

FAX
02-15-2012, 04:57 PM
User sleeps with rep boxes.

FAX

Gonzo
02-15-2012, 05:19 PM
User is disappoint.
Posted via Mobile Device

Raiderhader
02-15-2012, 05:23 PM
User is epic fail at teh intraweb

J Diddy
02-15-2012, 05:26 PM
User is great enough to qualify for the third leg of a hootie and gochiefs love triangle. Video to follow`

Fritz88
02-15-2012, 05:31 PM
Lowest one should be

user < Cassel.

bevischief
02-15-2012, 05:48 PM
This user was a Cassel supporter, neg rep off board.

cabletech94
02-15-2012, 06:15 PM
user deserves a roadhouse to the face.

Bill Parcells
02-15-2012, 06:50 PM
DaFace ruined the rep system when he started fucking with it. why not make it even worse? lol

Bill Parcells
02-15-2012, 06:52 PM
For neg rep bottomed out use ''This user must be SHTSPRAYER or The Mad Crapper''

Or ''Phobia accuses this user of abusing the rep system'' <--that is a good one

FAX
02-15-2012, 06:57 PM
I think we could go with some subtlety at this point, Mr. D2112 ... something like, "'Tis a large opossum indeed that outweighs a Ford transmission."

Stuff like that gives the place a literary feel, you know?

FAX

Count Zarth
02-15-2012, 07:02 PM
"User is considering visiting GoChiefs in the Mariana trench of neg rep"

Count Zarth
02-15-2012, 07:03 PM
"User posts a lot of tits"

Count Zarth
02-15-2012, 07:04 PM
"User speaks kindly of Matt Cassel"

Count Zarth
02-15-2012, 07:16 PM
"User enjoys Todd Haley's meth/painkiller parties"

Extra Point
02-15-2012, 07:26 PM
User knows Lumpy is turned on when Gonzo picks up a wrapper

Count Zarth
02-15-2012, 07:30 PM
"User bitches more than Laz"

KCUnited
02-15-2012, 08:04 PM
Users neck down photo in the Fat Loss Challenge thread received a 'yes' from BmoreBills.

Tribal Warfare
02-15-2012, 08:18 PM
User doesn't need no stinkin rep system! Ha Hah!

JoeyChuckles
02-15-2012, 09:13 PM
Posting here just to compare my rep to your above list.

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 07:50 AM
User bumps this thread so we can get this finished by tomorrow.
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KurtCobain
02-16-2012, 07:55 AM
User has just been sittin' around suckin' on a bid ol' chili dog.

blaise
02-16-2012, 08:00 AM
User traded all his rep and two first rounders for Carson Palmer

KCUnited
02-16-2012, 08:05 AM
User tucks his Scanlon jersey into jorts.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-16-2012, 08:05 AM
Users rep button gets more action than Kirstie Tynes

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 08:09 AM
User had Rainman post a poll about him.
Posted via Mobile Device

blaise
02-16-2012, 08:13 AM
User is the reason the Epic Fail thread was created.

DaKCMan AP
02-16-2012, 08:26 AM
For neg rep rating:

User is President of the True Fan club.

loochy
02-16-2012, 08:30 AM
User is about as useful as Lebron in the 4th quarter.

loochy
02-16-2012, 08:31 AM
User can't throw the ball and catch it at the same time!

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 08:36 AM
User likes to eat Nachos with Priest Holmes.

User once threatened to call your boss.

User blames Phobia for everything.

User once tried to out-drink Mohillbilly. He did not survive.
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loochy
02-16-2012, 08:37 AM
User is cakn patna

KCUnited
02-16-2012, 08:40 AM
User has never eaten a McRib or ever seen the Casting Couch in their life.

Sofa King
02-16-2012, 08:47 AM
User has never eaten a McRib or ever seen the Casting Couch in their life.

http://lost100pounds.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/angry_face.jpg

KurtCobain
02-16-2012, 08:57 AM
User showed up to play flag football against the Coalition.. oh wait, nevermind.

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-16-2012, 09:03 AM
User cannot place a hat on his head properly


User once threw a 30 yard hailmary off the crossbar


User can throw a football over them there mountains


User started Tyler Palko in an NFL game


User is Tim Tebow.


User all your rep are belong to me

KC Tattoo
02-16-2012, 09:22 AM
You didn't?

Hey Bwana, it worked. PMing Bob Dole got my name back holy crap. Sweet. Now I can continue my path to rule the planet. Thanks Bob Dole & thanks whoever mod got it changed for me.



User needs to send Bob Dole a PM to fix all his/her problems it worked for KC Tattoo it could work for you.

bevischief
02-16-2012, 09:27 AM
The butthurt is strong with this User.

bevischief
02-16-2012, 09:28 AM
This User likes to start ghey threats.

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-16-2012, 09:47 AM
User complains more about refs than a Pete/Kcconnection love child

Thig Lyfe
02-16-2012, 09:57 AM
User is the next Rich Scanlon

Raiderhader
02-16-2012, 10:03 AM
User is one who sucks the penis

burt
02-16-2012, 12:12 PM
Users wife made Phobia fat.

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 12:55 PM
The butthurt is strong with this User.

User couldn't figure out that rep messages start with Usernames.
Posted via Mobile Device

KC Tattoo
02-16-2012, 01:46 PM
"User butthurt is strong in this one. PIITB. "

The butthurt is strong with this User.

Ha! Like second page Ha!

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 03:06 PM
User is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about

Requires assistance with his light bulb problem.

FAX

User is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.

Or: User must have sent Bob Dole a whiney PM.

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User needs more Grape Gatorade

User thinks that KU fans are butthurt
User thinks that MU fans are butthurt

user partakes in threesomes and will benchpress your sorry ass if you critisize him

User longs for SkipTowne's return

User has terrible taste in sitcoms

User....proof positive that somebody peed in the gene pool.

user's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli

User lost at Operation to Michael J Fox

Ok, I'll lay down a few for the neg department.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. brain has long since departed.

More confused than a hungry baby at a topless bar.

User's gotta get down on Friday.

FAX

user has a move named after him called the "sandusky"

User < Cassel

User is disappoint.
Posted via Mobile Device

User is epic fail at teh intraweb

This user was a Cassel supporter, neg rep off board.

"User is considering visiting GoChiefs in the Mariana trench of neg rep"

User has just been sittin' around suckin' on a bid ol' chili dog.

For neg rep rating:

User is President of the True Fan club.

Originally Posted by KCUnited
User has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.

Originally Posted by journeyscarab
User was completely mind bottled by that last post.

Originally Posted by KCFalcon59
User just returned from the Jerry Sandusky camp and brought back a souvenir if you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by loochy
User's posts make less sense than a 2 a.m. Smed rant on Simply Red.

Originally Posted by KC trampstamp
User would, the whole thing...

Originally Posted by KC trampstamp
User made joke about the Mods & they retorted with username change. PM Bob Dole to fix the problem.

Originally Posted by Saul Good
User has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.

Originally Posted by KCUnited
Users adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli

Originally Posted by loochy
User started hitting on Lumpy and Gonzo put him back in his place.

Originally Posted by bevischief
User wants to die in a aids tree fire.

Originally Posted by loochy
User threw an interception on a screen pass

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP
User is/is not part of the Right 53.

Originally Posted by KC trampstamp
First one. "Don't be such a Claytex"

Originally Posted by Sofa King
The very middle rep need's to be referenced with 50/50 Hindsight

Originally Posted by loochy
User must have mowed badgirl's lawn.

Originally Posted by KCUnited
Ed Reed's brother thinks user is in over his head.

Originally Posted by loochy
User has an IQ even higher than Frankie

Originally Posted by loochy
Omaha thinks User is too fat.

Originally Posted by bevischief
This User likes to be raped by a 400 man.


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These are the ones I like so far. Man, there's a bunch...
I might just hit Rainman up to make the poll. Anyone have anything else to add here?

Raiderhader
02-16-2012, 03:09 PM
No love for the inner circle line? I'm crushed.

luv
02-16-2012, 03:10 PM
No love for the inner circle line? I'm crushed.

You got robbed. That was the best one.

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 03:12 PM
Shit, I thought I got that one. I'm sorry...
We'll include that one too.

Raiderhader
02-16-2012, 03:15 PM
I typically wouldn't say anything in an attempt to toot my own horn, but it just seemed too good not to use.

DMAC
02-16-2012, 03:23 PM
Dang...totally missed this.

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 03:27 PM
Dang...totally missed this.

Well, throw some up there. I'll post a poll later.

DMAC
02-16-2012, 03:28 PM
Well, throw some up there. I'll post a poll later.

User likes Grape Gatorade.

Edit: damn.

rad
02-16-2012, 03:33 PM
User is a corp member, for all intensive purposes.

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 03:34 PM
User likes Grape Gatorade.

Edit: damn.

LMAO

OnTheWarpath58
02-16-2012, 04:04 PM
User likes to think that they graded out perfectly.

LMAO

burt
02-16-2012, 05:32 PM
user has had better

cabletech94
02-16-2012, 06:15 PM
user has a sweet bike?

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 06:48 PM
Some Chiefs ones:

User thinks we should have drafted Sanchez.

User thinks the Tyson Jackson pick was awesome.

User wants KC to trade down in the draft.
Posted via Mobile Device

Crush
02-16-2012, 07:03 PM
If you saw user in person and didn't know who user was you would be surprised that you didn't recognize user.

KC Tattoo
02-16-2012, 07:07 PM
Originally Posted by KCUnited
User has parlayed a career as a truck driver into debt free trailer and jon boat ownership.

Originally Posted by journeyscarab
User was completely mind bottled by that last post.

Originally Posted by KCFalcon59
User just returned from the Jerry Sandusky camp and brought back a souvenir if you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by loochy
User's posts make less sense than a 2 a.m. Smed rant on Simply Red.

Originally Posted by KC trampstamp
User would, the whole thing...

Originally Posted by KC trampstamp
User made joke about the Mods & they retorted with username change. PM Bob Dole to fix the problem.

Originally Posted by Saul Good
User has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.

Originally Posted by KCUnited
Users adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli

Originally Posted by loochy
User started hitting on Lumpy and Gonzo put him back in his place.

Originally Posted by bevischief
User wants to die in a aids tree fire.

Originally Posted by loochy
User threw an interception on a screen pass

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP
User is/is not part of the Right 53.

Originally Posted by KC trampstamp
First one. "Don't be such a Claytex"

Originally Posted by Sofa King
The very middle rep need's to be referenced with 50/50 Hindsight

Originally Posted by loochy
User must have mowed badgirl's lawn.

Originally Posted by KCUnited
Ed Reed's brother thinks user is in over his head.

Originally Posted by loochy
User has an IQ even higher than Frankie

Originally Posted by loochy
Omaha thinks User is too fat.

Originally Posted by bevischief
This User likes to be raped by a 400 man.


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These are the ones I like so far. Man, there's a bunch...
I might just hit Rainman up to make the poll. Anyone have anything else to add here?

I'd vote for anything from KC trampstamp :clap:

Baconeater
02-16-2012, 07:11 PM
User knows what a Chlandi Plate is, and has built one before.

FAX
02-16-2012, 07:15 PM
Some Chiefs ones:

User thinks we should have drafted Sanchez.

User thinks the Tyson Jackson pick was awesome.

User wants KC to trade down in the draft.
Posted via Mobile Device

In that same vein ...

User stole Wendy's virginity.

FAX

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-16-2012, 11:06 PM
User is a draftabulator and one of the smartest motherfuckers on the motherfucking planet

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-16-2012, 11:07 PM
User traded 2 1sts for Carson Palmer

User digs guys with bikes

User smells of french fries

User is a draftmasturbater

Gonzo
02-16-2012, 11:09 PM
User traded 2 1sts for Carson Palmer

User - Q
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KC Tattoo
02-17-2012, 09:07 AM
User drank the Pioli kool-aid and got the Gaz

Gonzo
02-17-2012, 09:23 AM
Working on the new thread now. We're full for options.
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