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Buck
02-17-2012, 11:44 AM
Inside were the following items.

-One pair of Italian Leather Shoes
-Two Pairs of Socks
-Two Ties
-One Strangely Familiar Photo

Picture in next post.

Johnny Vegas
02-17-2012, 11:49 AM
http://www.heahea.org/thumb/490-Liek_wtf.jpg

kepp
02-17-2012, 11:49 AM
I thought you wrote "strange family photo", which I assumed was the second post.

Buck
02-17-2012, 11:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KeeDw.jpg

pr_capone
02-17-2012, 11:52 AM
SR is a good dude indeed.

Predarat
02-17-2012, 11:54 AM
Wear that to your new job and you will have luck, fortune, longevity, and get alot of promotions. Plus more $$$ means better chicks.

Mr. Plow
02-17-2012, 12:01 PM
Awesome! SR is good people.

Pay it forward. I need a new flat screen TV for my basement. 50 inch at least.

pr_capone
02-17-2012, 12:01 PM
Awesome! SR is good people.

Pay it forward. I need a new flat screen TV for my basement. 50 inch at least.

LMAO

Donger
02-17-2012, 12:02 PM
Don't open it! Didn't you see Se7en?

Buck
02-17-2012, 12:04 PM
Don't open it! Didn't you see Se7en?

Damnit! What was I thinking?

Donger
02-17-2012, 12:05 PM
Damnit! What was I thinking?

Getting a BJ from a decapitated Gwyneth Paltrow, apparently. Sicko.

Buck
02-17-2012, 12:05 PM
Getting a BJ from a

Spoilers dude.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-17-2012, 12:16 PM
I'm a little in love with SR.

Bump
02-17-2012, 12:20 PM
I sent those, wear only what I sent you and meet me in the rest stop bathroom on highway 69 at 3am tomorrow

Sofa King
02-17-2012, 12:24 PM
I sent those, wear only what I sent you and meet me in the rest stop bathroom on highway 69 at 3am tomorrow

I knew it.

I ****ing knew it.

I totally called this.

Saul Good
02-17-2012, 12:31 PM
I do shit like this all the time, but I don't have an avatar, so nobody understands what the blank piece of paper means.

pr_capone
02-17-2012, 12:33 PM
I do shit like this all the time, but I don't have an avatar, so nobody understands what the blank piece of paper means.

That actually explains a lot... 2 months ago I received a box with a blank sheet of paper, 2 used condoms, and a VHS of some hairy vintage porn.

Saul Good
02-17-2012, 12:39 PM
That actually explains a lot... 2 months ago I received a box with a blank sheet of paper, 2 used condoms, and a VHS of some hairy vintage porn.

That may have been from blaise.

crazycoffey
02-17-2012, 12:44 PM
Props to SR, he must want you to dress better.

bevischief
02-17-2012, 12:58 PM
Do the shoes fit?

Iowanian
02-17-2012, 01:04 PM
He PM'd me and wanted you to know that he'd only "starched" one of those socks but couldn't remember which one.

Lzen
02-17-2012, 01:09 PM
He laced that stuff with anthrax. :evil: Stupid Chargers fan will never know what hit him.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-17-2012, 01:13 PM
He laced that stuff with anthrax. :evil: Stupid Chargers fan will never know what hit him.

BS!!!

We all know charger fan doesn't exist, only in myths.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-17-2012, 01:20 PM
That actually explains a lot... 2 months ago I received a box with a blank sheet of paper, 2 used condoms, and a VHS of some hairy vintage porn.

Are you sure it wasn't Amish porn? Jedidiah plows her fields vol. 6 was a smash hit.

SPchief
02-17-2012, 01:50 PM
Wait, how did SR know your shoe size?

Buck
02-17-2012, 01:51 PM
He once asked me in the Fashionable Male thread.

crazycoffey
02-17-2012, 01:52 PM
He once asked me in the Fashionable Male thread.

Are you going to take him to your "special" bar?

KurtCobain
02-17-2012, 01:53 PM
That's a guy right there that cares.

crazycoffey
02-17-2012, 01:53 PM
Hey, by the way - I'm in Concord outside of Oakland (yes I did wear Chiefs gear when I got off the plane) am I very far away from you?

Fritz88
02-17-2012, 01:54 PM
Wait, how did SR know your shoe size?

Shoe size is inversely correlated with Penis size.

One time Buck got drunk then uploaded a photo of his Penis.

SR got a hold of that photo and I'd assume that he used it to estimate Buck's shoe size.

Buck
02-17-2012, 01:54 PM
Hey, by the way - I'm in Concord outside of Oakland (yes I did wear Chiefs gear when I got off the plane) am I very far away from you?

About a 10 hr drive.

You want to meet me halfway?

Bowser
02-17-2012, 02:12 PM
My very first thought -

Someone put poop in the box, sat it on your porch, and set it on fire.

crazycoffey
02-17-2012, 02:22 PM
About a 10 hr drive.

You want to meet me halfway?


I don't have a car, stuck to walking distances from hotel. Oh well. I didn't think you were that close but I'll be here for three weeks so I figured I'd ask. High school buddy has family close so he's going to make a trip from Tahoe, that'll help burn some time.

Buck
02-17-2012, 02:24 PM
I don't have a car, stuck to walking distances from hotel. Oh well. I didn't think you were that close but I'll be here for three weeks so I figured I'd ask. High school buddy has family close so he's going to make a trip from Tahoe, that'll help burn some time.

Pestilence lives in Oakland if you want to hang out with that idiot.

mikey23545
02-17-2012, 02:24 PM
Shoe size is inversely correlated with Penis size.

One time Buck got drunk then uploaded a photo of his Penis.

SR got a hold of that photo and I'd assume that he used it to estimate Buck's shoe size.

There may have been a more direct way that SR got the size.

crazycoffey
02-17-2012, 02:45 PM
Pestilence lives in Oakland if you want to hang out with that idiot.

Does he really? Damn, I'm sending that fool a PM

Red Beans
02-17-2012, 02:48 PM
Don't open it! Didn't you see Se7en?

"What's in the box, man? Awww, what's in the box?!?

Saul Good
02-17-2012, 02:49 PM
Screw the shoe size. How did he know your address?

KCUnited
02-17-2012, 03:11 PM
Damn allergies acting up.

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-17-2012, 04:59 PM
:clap: Atta boy Red

DaFace
02-17-2012, 05:02 PM
Props to SR for being a cool dude.

L.A. Chieffan
02-17-2012, 05:03 PM
I have that tie too. Valentino?

Bugeater
02-17-2012, 05:16 PM
If you're fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Simply Red, your life is better for it.