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Deberg_1990
02-17-2012, 01:48 PM
Mmmmmmm



A Taco Supreme® made with premium seasoned beef, crisp lettuce, diced juicy red ripe tomatoes, real cheddar cheese, topped with cool reduced-fat sour cream, in a shell made from Nacho Cheese Doritos® Chips.

Yes, this is for real. The countdown for the arrival of Doritos® Locos Tacos has begun. Try not to stare at the clock--time will pass quicker that way.


http://www.tacobell.com/doritoslocostacos

Inmem58
02-17-2012, 01:50 PM
They've been in Cali for about 2 months now. Guess that's why we're fat.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-17-2012, 01:52 PM
Taco Bell, some of the worst food on the planet. Last time i ate at Taco bell was when they had the Rancho Steak Burrito somewhere around the mid 90's.

shitgoose
02-17-2012, 01:53 PM
I'm Loco for Doritos so i will probably give a shot even though I'm not Loco for ground beef that contains very little actual beef.

Stewie
02-17-2012, 01:56 PM
They've been in Cali for about 2 months now. Guess that's why we're fat.

How in the world does Taco Bell exist in California? Everyone knows that they only eat "authentic" Mexican there. It must be the tourists - day after day... hour after hour... minute after minute - that fill up the stores and drive-up windows.

Buck
02-17-2012, 01:59 PM
Funny how adding Doritos to your menu actually increases the food quality.

I feel sorry for anyone who ever eats at Taco Bell.

Gross.

Inmem58
02-17-2012, 02:13 PM
How in the world does Taco Bell exist in California? Everyone knows that they only eat "authentic" Mexican there. It must be the tourists - day after day... hour after hour... minute after minute - that fill up the stores and drive-up windows.

Tourist? Um no lol Cali has tons of Taco Bells. There's even one in Taft, Ca.


Look up Taft and you can decide if that's a tourist town lol. Log Angeles has a population over 4 million. Why wouldn't we have Taco Bells lol.

Demonpenz
02-17-2012, 02:13 PM
black jack tacos!

Bowser
02-17-2012, 02:15 PM
:Lin:

mikeyis4dcats.
02-17-2012, 02:18 PM
they've been testing these for over a year, good reviews

Kerberos
02-17-2012, 02:18 PM
Funny how adding Doritos to your menu actually increases the food quality.

I feel sorry for anyone who ever eats at Taco Bell.

Gross.

Hey Buck


Do they have Fausto's Mex-Grill there? That is some of the BEST Mexican fast food here in Henderson/Vegas.

Their Carne Nachos supreme is a freaking meal by itself. Between them and Taco HELL there is no freaking comparison. I agree that TB is pretty Gross.

Buck
02-17-2012, 02:21 PM
Hey Buck


Do they have Fausto's Mex-Grill there? That is some of the BEST Mexican fast food here in Henderson/Vegas.

Their Carne Nachos supreme is a freaking meal by itself. Between them and Taco HELL there is no freaking comparison. I agree that TB is pretty Gross.

I don't think so, I've never heard of it. We have some good Mexican chains here, but the best spots are the hole in the wall taco shops.

Luke
02-17-2012, 03:54 PM
It has been a long time since I ate at TB. Somehow watching the "meat" applied by trowel makes me lose my appetite.:(

sedated
02-17-2012, 03:58 PM
A Taco Supreme® made with premium seasoned beef, crisp lettuce, diced juicy red ripe tomatoes, real cheddar cheese, topped with cool reduced-fat sour cream, in a shell made from Nacho Cheese Doritos® Chips.

what are the chances any of those are true?

smittysbar
02-17-2012, 04:01 PM
No better drunk food

KCrockaholic
02-17-2012, 04:02 PM
Taco Bell, some of the worst food on the planet. Last time i ate at Taco bell was when they had the Rancho Steak Burrito somewhere around the mid 90's.

If you haven't eaten it in 15 years how do you know it's still the worst?

Okie_Apparition
02-17-2012, 04:04 PM
If the bitch gets out of bed & takes me so I don't take the ridding lawnmower

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-17-2012, 04:47 PM
No thanks. I've been making taco salads at home using Doritos for quite some time now. Very tasty and doubtful that Taco Bell could come close.

Crunch up Doritos, add beans, freshly cooked ground beef with taco seasoning, fresh lettuce, your favorite cheese, and any other toppings, and enjoy.

jspchief
02-17-2012, 06:37 PM
I like taco bell on occasion.

The limited time chicken club chalupa is fucking awesome

big nasty kcnut
02-17-2012, 06:57 PM
It's real beef they did a test of the meat.

stevenidol
02-17-2012, 06:57 PM
Taco Bell, some of the worst food on the planet. Last time i ate at Taco bell was when they had the Rancho Steak Burrito somewhere around the mid 90's.

That is so wonderful of you. :rolleyes:

thurman merman
02-17-2012, 09:38 PM
what are the chances any of those are true?

Probably about the same as the chance that "beef" is true.

stonedstooge
02-17-2012, 09:40 PM
Probably about the same as the chance that "beef" is true.

Here kitty kitty kitty.

110010x
02-17-2012, 09:46 PM
Word on the street a few years ago was that there was a certain body part mixed in with the meat Taco Bell uses for their dishes. Totally messed up my craving for tacos from Taco Bell. Now when I am in the mood for Tacos, I prepare my own.

Inmem58
02-17-2012, 10:12 PM
I'll smash on Taco Bell every night.



Had some last night. Can't go wrong with a cheesy gordita crunch

KcMizzou
02-17-2012, 10:18 PM
Well, now they have to legalize marijuana.

CoMoChief
02-17-2012, 10:25 PM
Anything involving Doritos I'm usually game.





yes........anything.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-17-2012, 10:26 PM
If you haven't eaten it in 15 years how do you know it's still the worst?

Everytime i see someone i know eat it, they spend the rest of the day on the shitter.

CoMoChief
02-17-2012, 10:26 PM
I don't think Taco Bell has ever come out w/ anything original in the last 15 years. They just find a different combination of ingredients they already have on their shelves in the back and give it another silly little name.

ThaVirus
02-17-2012, 10:26 PM
Anything involving Doritos I'm usually game.





yes........anything.

How about a 'Cool Ranch' flavored piece of shit? Maybe some 'Nacho Cheese' vomit?

KILLER_CLOWN
02-17-2012, 10:28 PM
That is so wonderful of you. :rolleyes:

Well it's wonderful you feel it's wonderful for me from you.

:harumph: :hmmm: :rolleyes: :spock:

KcMizzou
02-17-2012, 10:28 PM
I don't think Taco Bell has ever come out w/ anything original in the last 15 years. They just find a different combination of ingredients they already have on their shelves in the back and give it another silly little name.They do seem to have like 7 or 8 ingredients... and just put them together in different ways.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-17-2012, 10:32 PM
They do seem to have like 7 or 8 ingredients... and just put them together in different ways.

Ya it's the Tricon way, back when i worked at the Pizza Slut the running joke was we could market a dogshit lovers and it would sell like hotcakes and it probably rings more true today.

thabear04
02-17-2012, 10:56 PM
the shells are lame the crunchy burrito is way better

kysirsoze
02-17-2012, 11:53 PM
Well, now they have to legalize marijuana.

:clap:

Inmem58
02-17-2012, 11:59 PM
the shells are lame the crunchy burrito is way better

Too salty.

Pushead2
02-18-2012, 12:13 AM
No better drunk food

White Castle.

RockChalk
02-18-2012, 08:13 AM
I don't think Taco Bell has ever come out w/ anything original in the last 15 years. They just find a different combination of ingredients they already have on their shelves in the back and give it another silly little name.

This.

Except it doesn't matter because at 2am, with some intoxication, their stuff is pure gold, Jerry.

boogblaster
02-18-2012, 09:06 AM
TB sucks .. no taste .. no heat ......

Consistent1
02-18-2012, 10:07 AM
I usually go to Red Burrito instead these days. Love making my own stuff, but getting deals like six tacos for $5 is hard to beat. I've grown to like RB a lot more for fast food of that sort.

vailpass
02-18-2012, 10:08 AM
Taco Bell is for people that don't have Filibertos or Rolibertos or any other local bean barrels.

Saul Good
02-18-2012, 10:09 AM
They do seem to have like 7 or 8 ingredients... and just put them together in different ways.

Taco Bell's Five Ingredients Combined In Totally New Way

LOUISVILLE, KY–With great fanfare Monday, Taco Bell unveiled the Grandito, an exciting new permutation of refried beans, ground beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and a corn tortilla. "You've never tasted Taco Bell's five ingredients combined quite like this," Taco Bell CEO Walter Berenyi said. "The revolutionary new Grandito, with its ground beef on top of the cheese but under the beans, is configured unlike anything you've ever eaten here at Taco Bell." The fast-food chain made waves earlier this year with its introduction of the Zestito, in which the beans are on top of the lettuce, and the Mexiwrap, in which the tortilla is slightly more oblong.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-18-2012, 10:11 AM
I know right! It's like Pizza Hut where they just take the same 10 ingredients and leep making the same. fucking. thing.

smh

Count Zarth
03-08-2012, 01:36 PM
DUN DUN DUN

http://i39.tinypic.com/25arehw.png

Detoxing
03-08-2012, 01:38 PM
DUN DUN DUN

http://i39.tinypic.com/25arehw.png

Heh. Just killed three of them about 30 minutes ago.

Not bad. Not great. Tasted more like dorritos than I thought they would.

DaFace
03-08-2012, 01:39 PM
I tried one for lunch today. It was tasty - complete with the little Doritos powder stuff that gets stuck on your fingers. Not sure it's worth $.40 more, though.

Count Zarth
03-08-2012, 01:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tb030.jpg

Detoxing
03-08-2012, 01:43 PM
I tried one for lunch today. It was tasty - complete with the little Doritos powder stuff that gets stuck on your fingers. Not sure it's worth $.40 more, though.

Yeah....I agree. The extra cost means I probably wont be buying them too often. After all, it's still the same shit on the inside.

Fish
03-08-2012, 01:43 PM
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/7376/72584801.jpg

listopencil
03-08-2012, 02:01 PM
I don't think Taco Bell has ever come out w/ anything original in the last 15 years. They just find a different combination of ingredients they already have on their shelves in the back and give it another silly little name.

That's what they do, with just a few exceptions. Pizza Hut used to be owned by the same parent company so I'm sure they would be doing the same thing.

listopencil
03-08-2012, 02:02 PM
OK, I'm going to my local Taco Bell to try out the Doritos taco thing. I rarely go. I was the GM from 95-96 and it's gone downhill since I left. I hope they have the meth addicts on the register instead of making the food this time.

listopencil
03-08-2012, 02:06 PM
No thanks. I've been making taco salads at home using Doritos for quite some time now. Very tasty and doubtful that Taco Bell could come close.

Crunch up Doritos, add beans, freshly cooked ground beef with taco seasoning, fresh lettuce, your favorite cheese, and any other toppings, and enjoy.

I make "haystacks". Start with a bed of Fritos. Put beans, seasoned hamburger and nacho cheese on it. Then build a salad on top of that with whatever ingredients you like. I go with lettuce, shredded sharp cheddar, diced tomatoes or salsa, guacamole, sour cream, jalapenos, olives and green onions. You can also use corn chips but Fritos or generic Fritos works best.

FAX
03-08-2012, 02:12 PM
It looks interesting, but I dread the potential pain and embarrassment of the over-crispy shell.

For some reason, I can easily imagine this damn thing busting into a thousand pieces while I'm trying to eat and drive. Then, when I exit the car, I'll look like I attacked a salad bar with a weed-eater.

FAX

listopencil
03-08-2012, 02:46 PM
I just got the 5 dollar box. And, speaking of five dollar boxes, we have a new prostitute in town. It's a small town (6k-7k) so you get used to the normal ones walking around. As it happens i had my cell phone out and snapped a crappy pic of her. I'll post it when I get it from my cell.

listopencil
03-08-2012, 02:52 PM
Here you go. I need to clean my windshield. Seconds before this her dress blew up a little. Nice butt.

FAX
03-08-2012, 02:53 PM
Five bucks?

FAX

listopencil
03-08-2012, 02:58 PM
Five bucks?

FAX

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q_yUC-b-pTg/Tc9vyD_FcRI/AAAAAAAAbec/kkMlTG0qUq0/s1600/TacoBellBox.jpg


Looks kind of like this but it has a Doritos Taco Supreme in there. Also a regular taco and a Burrito Supreme.

FAX
03-08-2012, 03:03 PM
ROFL

Beefy.

FAX

listopencil
03-08-2012, 03:06 PM
It looks interesting, but I dread the potential pain and embarrassment of the over-crispy shell.

For some reason, I can easily imagine this damn thing busting into a thousand pieces while I'm trying to eat and drive. Then, when I exit the car, I'll look like I attacked a salad bar with a weed-eater.

FAX

It was tasty and the shell was about the same as a normal shell other than the flavor. The bottom was already soft with grease after my two minute drive home. Well, I did slow down to take a pic of the hooker but that was maybe an extra ten seconds tops.

bevischief
03-08-2012, 03:39 PM
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/7376/72584801.jpg

ROFL

Baby Lee
03-08-2012, 03:39 PM
A Taco Supreme® made with premium seasoned beef
Is this a new beef line for these tacos or does Taco Bell expect us to buy that their regular stuff is premium?

Detoxing
03-08-2012, 03:41 PM
Here you go. I need to clean my windshield. Seconds before this her dress blew up a little. Nice butt.

SCHWEEET

Best 20 bucks you ever spent?

listopencil
03-08-2012, 03:52 PM
SCHWEEET

Best 20 bucks you ever spent?

No, I was pretty hungry. Drove past her and went for the other five dollar box.

FAX
03-08-2012, 03:56 PM
Well ... so long as the shell isn't basically a taco grenade, I might try one sometime. I like Doritos.

FAX

Disgruntled_Parent via SR's IP in GA
03-09-2012, 08:09 PM
I'm going in, be back in 30 w/ full review. Hope i make it

Buck
03-09-2012, 08:09 PM
God damnit SR stop posting with that account, its fucking up my screen.

Disgruntled_Parent via SR's IP in GA
03-09-2012, 08:11 PM
God damnit SR stop posting with that account, its ****ing up my screen.

It's our power hungry MOD, you know the one, the one we always talk about at the dinner table.

Easy 6
03-09-2012, 08:11 PM
THE SAME TACO YOU ALWAYS GET BUT WITH DORITO SEASONING ON IT!!!

ITS RADICALS!!!

Hoosier Chief
03-09-2012, 08:16 PM
Tried it today and loved it!

Setsuna
03-09-2012, 08:19 PM
TB sucks .. no taste .. no heat ......

A real virtuoso of spicy dishes always carries around this.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/wesa2j06/TexasPete.jpg

Count Zarth
03-09-2012, 08:54 PM
I'm going in, be back in 30 w/ full review. Hope i make it

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/65/tumblr_lbr6gax9ex1qz8ms6o1_500.gif

Psyko Tek
03-09-2012, 09:59 PM
How in the world does Taco Bell exist in California? Everyone knows that they only eat "authentic" Mexican there. It must be the tourists - day after day... hour after hour... minute after minute - that fill up the stores and drive-up windows.

we got tham in AZlso
myt first night here the buddy, who had been living here for 6 mo, said lets get some mex food and went to taco bell
On my first day I knew filibertos was closer to "real" mexican food

notorious
03-09-2012, 10:00 PM
I had them this afternoon.


File it under "meh".

listopencil
03-09-2012, 10:04 PM
A real virtuoso of spicy dishes always carries around this.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/wesa2j06/TexasPete.jpg



http://www.remezcla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/valentina-sauce-7.jpg

NewChief
03-09-2012, 10:07 PM
http://www.remezcla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/valentina-sauce-7.jpg

I'll see you. And raise you:

http://www.mesamexicanfoods.com/market/images/uploads/Tapatio32.jpg

listopencil
03-09-2012, 10:09 PM
I'll see you. And raise you:

http://www.mesamexicanfoods.com/market/images/uploads/Tapatio32.jpg


I'd rather have the Valentina. I like the vinegar.

NewChief
03-09-2012, 10:14 PM
I'd rather have the Valentina. I like the vinegar.

A lot of my Mexican students prefer it as well. I don't know, I just really like Tapatio, but I definitely have a bottle of each of the Valentina sauces in my fridge. My absolute favorite, even though it's too hot to use in the ketchup-like way I use Tapatio is:

http://cdn.mohotta.com/images/products/1911.jpg

I'm not crazy about their green or red sauces, but this brownish one is just the shit. Totally unique and full of flavor.

listopencil
03-09-2012, 10:35 PM
A lot of my Mexican students prefer it as well. I don't know, I just really like Tapatio, but I definitely have a bottle of each of the Valentina sauces in my fridge. My absolute favorite, even though it's too hot to use in the ketchup-like way I use Tapatio is:

http://cdn.mohotta.com/images/products/1911.jpg

I'm not crazy about their green or red sauces, but this brownish one is just the shit. Totally unique and full of flavor.


I'll keep an eye out for it. Habanero is pretty hot but the flavor is incredible.

FAX
03-09-2012, 10:37 PM
I had them this afternoon.


File it under "meh".

Aw ... that's too bad.

I was kind of looking forward to one, and I rarely eat fast food. Heck, I rarely eat meat. But, anything wrapped up in a giant Dorito gets my attention.

FAX

Al Bundy
03-09-2012, 10:47 PM
I had them yesterday, I actually thought they were pretty good.