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Demonpenz
02-19-2012, 02:09 PM
SHIT IS BANNAS

Buck
02-19-2012, 02:10 PM
i hope this is real

MIAdragon
02-19-2012, 02:10 PM
can he play NT?

Pioli Zombie
02-19-2012, 02:11 PM
Can he throw a fucking football?????

Gonzo
02-19-2012, 02:12 PM
Can he rape?

Okie_Apparition
02-19-2012, 02:12 PM
Will this get Mellinger fired

MIAdragon
02-19-2012, 02:13 PM
someone must have smacked his little gorilla daughter across the grill.

doomy3
02-19-2012, 02:13 PM
It's real.

http://fox4kc.com/2012/02/19/gorilla-loose-at-kansas-city-zoo/

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — People visiting the Kansas City Zoo are being quarantined because a gorilla got out of its habitat. The animal is not in a public area, but a zoo spokesperson says he is in an area where zoo keepers feed the animals.
A Code Red has been called which means a dangerous animal has escaped. Visitors have been evacuated out of the Africa area and are being asked to stay inside until zoo workers are able to get the gorilla back in its habitat.

KC native
02-19-2012, 02:14 PM
I'm sorry but this shit made me post it.

this shit is bananas

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pr_capone
02-19-2012, 02:14 PM
SHIT IS BANNAS

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa192/RandALLin/hollaback-girl-gwen-stefani-195.jpg

pr_capone
02-19-2012, 02:14 PM
I'm sorry but this shit made me post it.

this shit is bananas

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kXooLQBN3F4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Maricón!!!

KC native
02-19-2012, 02:15 PM
Maricón!!!

no mames guey. hahaha

T-post Tom
02-19-2012, 02:15 PM
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Dave Lane
02-19-2012, 02:18 PM
Makes me go banana slugs!!

Frazod
02-19-2012, 02:18 PM
It's real.

http://fox4kc.com/2012/02/19/gorilla-loose-at-kansas-city-zoo/

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — People visiting the Kansas City Zoo are being quarantined because a gorilla got out of its habitat. The animal is not in a public area, but a zoo spokesperson says he is in an area where zoo keepers feed the animals.
A Code Red has been called which means a dangerous animal has escaped. Visitors have been evacuated out of the Africa area and are being asked to stay inside until zoo workers are able to get the gorilla back in its habitat.

http://kaispace.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/jack4.jpg

bevischief
02-19-2012, 02:27 PM
Who is your daddy now?

Deberg_1990
02-19-2012, 02:32 PM
racist thread

pr_capone
02-19-2012, 02:34 PM
/inb4 THATS RACIST!

racist thread

http://i.imgur.com/MXUzU.gif

BigMeatballDave
02-19-2012, 02:34 PM
http://kaispace.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/jack4.jpg

LMAO

Pioli Zombie
02-19-2012, 02:37 PM
I hear he's as strong as a fuckin' Gorilla

Gonzo
02-19-2012, 02:42 PM
Racist thread is racist.
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LiveSteam
02-19-2012, 02:42 PM
Since when did the chiefs lounge become a White Power/bonehead/macho white trash man sanctuary?

Oct 2010
I can fix it for $1382 in casino cash

bevischief
02-19-2012, 02:42 PM
He is looking at houses in Independence...

gblowfish
02-19-2012, 02:44 PM
He is looking at houses in Independence...

I just locked the door and hid my bananas....

bevischief
02-19-2012, 02:52 PM
No that just the ex mayor's wife...

Inmem58
02-19-2012, 03:00 PM
can he play NT?




Lmfao hahahah

bevischief
02-19-2012, 03:03 PM
Yes for bananas

Molitoth
02-19-2012, 03:10 PM
was he spotted at a TGIFriday's?

Fairplay
02-19-2012, 03:32 PM
We should have a contest where the closest to when the ape gets caught wins.

I say 7:45 PM tonight.

Iowanian
02-19-2012, 03:36 PM
Police scanner is going nuts, He's on top of the liberty Memorial throwing barrels at the police as they climb up the steps to try to capture him.

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlZmljmbDCTgSPju5iNxC_bmZrACDsJp-EYppk4_qzN1tRmISC

Phobia
02-19-2012, 03:38 PM
Already got 3 people on vacation. Anybody else want to make some racist comments?

stevieray
02-19-2012, 03:47 PM
white trash

not racist

The Iron Chief
02-19-2012, 03:55 PM
And If he cant throw can he Twirl like our midget?

Phobia
02-19-2012, 03:55 PM
Im getting banned for sure for that.

You said it.

burt
02-19-2012, 03:55 PM
Already got 3 people on vacation. Anybody else want to make some racist comments?

YEAH!!!.........um.........nah..........................not really...............

Phobia
02-19-2012, 03:57 PM
YEAH!!!.........um.........nah..........................not really...............

Fairplay decided it was a good idea.

burt
02-19-2012, 03:59 PM
Fairplay decided it was a good idea.

Well, we all make silly dicisions. I kinda feel bad about my sig, now.

Jerm
02-19-2012, 04:04 PM
Where's Steve Wiebe when you need him....

Mr. Plow
02-19-2012, 04:05 PM
Already got 3 people on vacation. Anybody else want to make some racist comments?


Seeing FB and then seeing this thread as 50% of the posts are deleted because they are racist or quoting someone saying something racist is funny.

LMAO

Crush
02-19-2012, 04:09 PM
Is the Gorilla's name Caesar? If so, we're fucked.

Okie_Apparition
02-19-2012, 04:14 PM
3/4ths of males from all races resemble apes or monkies
Josh McDaniels would look right at home with clapping symbols in his hands

Spott
02-19-2012, 04:17 PM
This gorilla has a chink in his armor.

luv
02-19-2012, 04:22 PM
This gorilla has a chink in his armor.

Careful there.

Phobia
02-19-2012, 04:38 PM
Seeing FB and then seeing this thread as 50% of the posts are deleted because they are racist or quoting someone saying something racist is funny.

LMAO

Yeah - it's too bad that was posted. Don't know what that guy was trying to accomplish but I'm not going to take that kind of garbage from him or anybody else.

Mr. Plow
02-19-2012, 04:40 PM
Yeah - it's too bad that was posted. Don't know what that guy was trying to accomplish but I'm not going to take that kind of garbage from him or anybody else.


Yeah, it kind of exploded with the usual complainers. Wouldn't worry about it.

Phobia
02-19-2012, 04:41 PM
Careful there.

Gonna let that fly. That's definitely going to become an meme synonymous with racist remarks anywhere on the internet. Probably bannable when used with regard to Asians though.

luv
02-19-2012, 04:41 PM
Yeah - it's too bad that was posted. Don't know what that guy was trying to accomplish but I'm not going to take that kind of garbage from him or anybody else.

When you automatically give someone a "friendly" ban in place of a warning, I'm not sure what else you can expect.

burt
02-19-2012, 04:42 PM
Yeah - it's too bad that was posted. Don't know what that guy was trying to accomplish but I'm not going to take that kind of garbage from him or anybody else.

but........but.........I thought I was in the inner circle...........ROFL

Bewbies
02-19-2012, 04:42 PM
Someone let Bobby Bouche's mom know!

Phobia
02-19-2012, 04:42 PM
Yeah, it kind of exploded with the usual complainers. Wouldn't worry about it.

I just blocked the whole thing. I'm not going to argue with anybody over a 24 hour ban.

luv
02-19-2012, 04:43 PM
I just blocked the whole thing. I'm not going to argue with anybody over a 24 hour ban.

I thought you gave him a week for crying about it?

Phobia
02-19-2012, 04:46 PM
I don't know if you had noticed luv, but I'm not really responding to any of your questions. Take a hint.

luv
02-19-2012, 04:48 PM
I don't know if you had noticed luv, but I'm not really responding to any of your questions. Take a hint.

I have. And I just figure there's a good reason why they're not being answered.

Mr. Plow
02-19-2012, 04:52 PM
When you automatically give someone a "friendly" ban in place of a warning, I'm not sure what else you can expect.

I don't think a warning is necessary for racist remarks. You know what you are doing when you make them.

Baconeater
02-19-2012, 04:52 PM
What did I miss on fb? I though I was part of the inner circle.

Phobia
02-19-2012, 04:55 PM
I have. And I just figure there's a good reason why they're not being answered.

There is.

chefsos
02-19-2012, 04:55 PM
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never want to prematurely put a thread on ignore. It's so clean and sweet now that I just may need to check my blood sugar.

JOhn
02-19-2012, 04:56 PM
I don't know if you had noticed luv, but I'm not really responding to any of your questions. Take a hint.

ROFL

Phobia
02-19-2012, 04:58 PM
I don't think a warning is necessary for racist remarks. You know what you are doing when you make them.

Pioli Zombie even predicted his own ban. He got 2 weeks but he's a repeat offender. I thought 1 day was a gift. Racist crap will usually get you at least a week. Gave a guy 6 months one time but he was one his 3rd or 4th ban for it.

So, if somebody wants to cry and call me vulgar names over a gift, I take the gift away and give them the standard ban. PR can't ever say I wasn't at least trying to be a nice guy.

DTLB58
02-19-2012, 05:05 PM
can he play NT?

The Very first thing I thought of when I read the title.

Then I saw there were 4 pages and thought, surely someone has posted it by now and at post #2 :clap:

Iowanian
02-19-2012, 05:12 PM
Phobia made that gorilla fat.

Chocolate Hog
02-19-2012, 05:14 PM
Iowanian took his shirt off at the zoo.

Deberg_1990
02-19-2012, 05:15 PM
Pioli Zombie even predicted his own ban. He got 2 weeks but he's a repeat offender. I thought 1 day was a gift. Racist crap will usually get you at least a week. Gave a guy 6 months one time but he was one his 3rd or 4th ban for it.

So, if somebody wants to cry and call me vulgar names over a gift, I take the gift away and give them the standard ban. PR can't ever say I wasn't at least trying to be a nice guy.

Just read PRs whiney rants on FB. Top it all of, he can't seem to comprehend why what he typed might be considered racist. Really? He can't be that naive?

Phobia
02-19-2012, 05:27 PM
Just read PRs whiney rants on FB. Top it all of, he can't seem to comprehend why what he typed might be considered racist. Really? He can't be that naive?

Heh. I think the last thing I read before I blocked it was something about how a white guy couldn't know racism because I had never experienced it. No? I recognize it because I used to be it. Comparing a black person to a gorilla is racism whether it's Michelle Obama or any other black person. That's all there is to it. Being Puerto Rican doesn't exempt you from it. But I'm the f-bomb-wit. Okay.

Frazod
02-19-2012, 05:30 PM
Heh. I think the last thing I read before I blocked it was something about how a white guy couldn't know racism because I had never experienced it. No? I recognize it because I used to be it. Comparing a black person to a gorilla is racism whether it's Michelle Obama or any other black person. That's all there is to it. Being Puerto Rican doesn't exempt you from it. But I'm the f-bomb-wit. Okay.

If you'd been a mod back in 2008, DC would be empty right now. LMAO

Hog Farmer
02-19-2012, 05:34 PM
I just got a call from the KC Zoo autorities asking for my help. They seem to think I can lure him back to his cage. Sheesh!

Phobia
02-19-2012, 05:35 PM
If you'd been a mod back in 2008, DC would be empty right now. LMAO

I understood that argument. It made sense if you're trying to be fair. But Bush wasn't black. I think everybody who knows me knows that I'm anti-PC. But I am pro-sensitivity to minorities. If they construe something as a slur, avoid it out of respect for them. We have some high quality minority posters on this site. I don't care if you want to make some racist jokes with your white buddies over a beer. They're probably harmless and don't necessarily make you a racist. But posting them on the internet is a different matter.

ThaVirus
02-19-2012, 05:36 PM
I recognize it because I used to be it.

You used to be racist? Why the change of heart?

Phobia
02-19-2012, 05:37 PM
I just got a call from the KC Zoo autorities asking for my help. They seem to think I can lure him back to his cage. Sheesh!

You are handy like that.

Frazod
02-19-2012, 05:37 PM
I understood that argument. It made sense if you're trying to be fair. But Bush wasn't black. I think everybody who knows me knows that I'm anti-PC. But I am pro-sensitivity to minorities. If they construe something as a slur, avoid it out of respect for them. We have some high quality minority posters on this site. I don't care if you want to make some racist jokes with your white buddies over a beer. They're probably harmless and don't necessarily make you a racist. But posting them on the internet is a different matter.

That's not what I'm talking about - I guess you missed the part where DC became something just short of a gigantic klan rally right around the election.

MOhillbilly
02-19-2012, 05:40 PM
WHITE FLOWER! FOR YOUR BISCUITS, WHITE FLOWER TODAY!

Phobia
02-19-2012, 05:41 PM
You used to be racist? Why the change of heart?

I was a kid. I didn't know any minorities and my first experience with them was negative. I got to know some and adjusted as I matured.

Edit: I actually grew up with a black kid. Only black family in town. So, he was just as figuratively white as anybody else. So it was a real culture shock for me when I got thrown in with a bunch of inner city black kids in the USMC.

Phobia
02-19-2012, 05:42 PM
That's not what I'm talking about - I guess you missed the part where DC became something just short of a gigantic klan rally right around the election.

Oh. Yeah, I guess I did miss that. Thankfully.

Deberg_1990
02-19-2012, 05:43 PM
That's not what I'm talking about - I guess you missed the part where DC became something just short of a gigantic klan rally right around the election.

I'm not even sure why that place exists? It's too much of a lightening rod, and probably not worth the effort to try and police. Yea, I post there on occasion, but wouldn't miss it much if it was gone tomorrow.

Frazod
02-19-2012, 05:43 PM
I'm not even sure why that place exists? It's too much of a lightening rod, and probably not worth the effort to try and police. Yea, I post there on occasion, but wouldn't miss it much if it was gone tomorrow.

It exists to keep their politard hatred the fuck out of the main forum. At least they're contained.

WilliamTheIrish
02-19-2012, 05:43 PM
Seeing FB and then seeing this thread as 50% of the posts are deleted because they are racist or quoting someone saying something racist is funny.

LMAO


FB? What FB?

Phobia
02-19-2012, 05:49 PM
I'm not even sure why that place exists? It's too much of a lightening rod, and probably not worth the effort to try and police.

We don't try. That forum is "enter at your own risk". I'll go in there for threats and racist crap when it is reported.

Hog Farmer
02-19-2012, 05:51 PM
We don't try. That forum is "enter at your own risk". I'll go in there for threats and racist crap when it is reported.

I think BEP just called Donger a paranoid. Does that count ?

Iowanian
02-19-2012, 05:52 PM
Hogfarmer attempting to collect a semen sample while he's out running free might be the most watched youtube video this year.

Psyko Tek
02-19-2012, 05:53 PM
You used to be racist? Why the change of heart?

he went black?
black chicks are great in bed

Phobia
02-19-2012, 05:53 PM
I think BEP just called Donger a paranoid. Does that count ?

Did Donger respond with a question?

Hog Farmer
02-19-2012, 05:56 PM
Did Donger respond with a question?

I'll go check. Be right back.

KcMizzou
02-19-2012, 05:58 PM
I was born a poor black child. And I still haven't found my rhythm.

Iowanian
02-19-2012, 07:12 PM
The Good news is that the gorilla isn't mean...he's just OOOOWAA A AAAH AAAH DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!

Mr. Plow
02-19-2012, 07:37 PM
FB? What FB?


http://www.facebook.com/groups/80857665735/10150522198045736/?notif_t=group_activity

DJ's left nut
02-19-2012, 07:51 PM
So...uh....did they catch the damn Gorilla or what?

Spott
02-19-2012, 07:59 PM
CP has a Facebook page? Lame.

Bowser
02-19-2012, 08:00 PM
Demonpenz - Covertly acting to ban people since 2003.

Baconeater
02-19-2012, 08:01 PM
So...uh....did they catch the damn Gorilla or what?
They did, and Phobia promptly banned him for being racist.

DJ's left nut
02-19-2012, 08:11 PM
They did, and Phobia promptly banned him for being racist.

Good.

I Hope they don't have to Change the way things are done down there...

Crush
02-19-2012, 10:02 PM
So...uh....did they catch the damn Gorilla or what?

He's still at large.

FAX
02-20-2012, 01:07 AM
It's very difficult to keep these guys locked up in one place. Hence, the name "Go-rilla".

FAX

Predarat
02-20-2012, 08:41 AM
They should change the name of this place from ChiefsPlanet to Chiefs Ban It.

Paniero
02-20-2012, 09:36 AM
An orangatang got out once when I volunteered there. Damn thing picked up a soda machine and launched it at the zoo workers trying to tranquilizer him.

Amazing animals with crazy agility and strength.

Gonzo
02-20-2012, 09:40 AM
An orangatang got out once when I volunteered there. Damn thing picked up a soda machine and launched it at the zoo workers trying to tranquilizer him.

Amazing animals with crazy agility and strength.

I know, right?
Can you imagine a chimp with downs syndrome?
He'd be able to pick up a bus.
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Slainte
02-20-2012, 11:05 AM
I know, right?
Can you imagine a chimp with downs syndrome?
He'd be able to pick up a bus.
Posted via Mobile Device

Convenient. Easy access to licking the windows...