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God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:35 AM
Some may think this is childish.......and well, it is.

Anyway, my EX girlfriend, who is 24, is now dating a 38 year old. This is the dude she left me for. Anywho, she contacts me yesterday and wants to have DINNER as "friends" tonight so she can see me and just talk. She doesn't want it to be a date, but just friends.

Anyway, I suggest going to the Mavericks game after dinner and she doesn't want to go watch boring hockey.

Well......since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat, there ain't NO WAY IN HELL I will see this girl for dinner (I mean....honestly). So, I am going to go to the hockey game with my friend.

But.....what's the best course for revenge here?

Do I....

A. Lead her on for dinner all day, and then 20 minutes before hand, tell her plans have changed?

B. Not answer any calls/texts?

C. ???????

Deberg_1990
02-21-2012, 07:37 AM
B. Not answer any calls/texts?





This.

TheGuardian
02-21-2012, 07:38 AM
This.

Seconded.

Inmem58
02-21-2012, 07:38 AM
Lead her on.

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 07:39 AM
Seconded.

Thirded.

InChiefsHell
02-21-2012, 07:40 AM
Grow up and move on...why play games? Are you in high school?

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:40 AM
Lead her on.

This is actually my favorite method so far.....

bevischief
02-21-2012, 07:40 AM
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB.

MIAdragon
02-21-2012, 07:40 AM
Go over to her house, slap her in the face and punch and kick him until he has to go to the hospital. Once that's done make sure you wait until the police arrive moronically admit guilt and enjoy the trip to the station and the ensuing slumber party. Upon release make sure mommy removes your cute mug shot of the web then speed home to post/brag about it on CP. Just a thought.

Gonzo
02-21-2012, 07:42 AM
Meh, be the bigger person and tell her to eat shit. She probably just wants to clear her conscious an apologize. Let her feel like shit forever. That would be the best revenge.
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Rain Man
02-21-2012, 07:43 AM
in all seriousness, the best revenge is to be very polite and tell her,"unfortunately I already have plans." the beauty of it is that it works best for you too since you won't see her again. time to move on, dude.

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 07:43 AM
Meh, be the bigger person and tell her to eat shit. She probably just wants to clear her conscious an apologize. Let her feel like shit forever. That would be the best revenge.
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This too.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:43 AM
And realistically, she'll "cancel" on me due to an illness before I have the chance to do any of these.......:sadface:

MIAdragon
02-21-2012, 07:45 AM
or forward her texts to her new man.

Goldmember
02-21-2012, 07:45 AM
"since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat"

Why would you even want to see her after this? Obviously you do or you wouldn't have suggested going to the Mavericks game afterward. Why does she want to see you? Rub it in about how well her life is going now or does she want you back? Are you hoping for the latter?

Don't talk to her ever again. The sooner the better. Nothing good will ever come from it.

Rain Man
02-21-2012, 07:46 AM
follow my path, grasshopper, and I guarantee happiness for you.

jspchief
02-21-2012, 07:46 AM
And realistically, she'll "cancel" on me due to an illness before I have the chance to do any of these.......:sadface:Oh I see. She left you for a man that actually has a penis.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:47 AM
Oh I see. She left you for a man that actually has a penis.

and makes 11 dollars an hour.

Garcia Bronco
02-21-2012, 07:47 AM
Just say you already have plans and don't offer up another time and date. And if she does; have plans then too.

the Talking Can
02-21-2012, 07:47 AM
you have a large vagina

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:48 AM
"since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat"

Why would you even want to see her after this? Obviously you do or you wouldn't have suggested going to the Mavericks game afterward. Why does she want to see you? Rub it in about how well her life is going now or does she want you back? Are you hoping for the latter?

Don't talk to her ever again. The sooner the better. Nothing good will ever come from it.

I suggested going to the Mavericks game because I thought it was sort of a date, to reconnect and see how things would go. When she informed me that it was just friends (after breaking up 3 weeks ago........?) then I became rather peeved.

Does she want me back? She says "NO" but who knows down the road, i'll never go back with her. Although, if she tried and boosted my confidence, that's not a bad thing either.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:49 AM
you have a large vagina

I sleep around.

Rain Man
02-21-2012, 07:49 AM
you even already have a built in reason. tell her that you already have tickets to the mavs game anyway and did not want to waste them. tell her that you already found somebody else to go with you and maybe you can have dinner at chilis some other time.

bevischief
02-21-2012, 07:50 AM
Just stop talking to her and move on. That is the best revenge.

Rain Man
02-21-2012, 07:50 AM
Just say you already have plans and don't offer up another time and date. And if she does; have plans then too.

this is a perfect plan. listen to this man.

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-21-2012, 07:51 AM
Damn man, just move on before you become MTG Jr. You are not in Jr. High anymore (unless the chick is your teacher or some shit)

Inmem58
02-21-2012, 07:52 AM
Lead the bitch on, show up and act like you have an emergency call.


Fuck the stupid cheating whore.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:54 AM
you even already have a built in reason. tell her that you already have tickets to the mavs game anyway and did not want to waste them. tell her that you already found somebody else to go with you and maybe you can have dinner at chilis some other time.

Why? I'd rather her think all day she was going to get to see me tonight.....let's look at this.

A. She's going to get dressed up.....she knows I am NOT happy about what she did, so what better way for her to stick it to me, then to try and look all hot, when your EX wants you back....she's thinking i'll say "man, she looks good, wish I could take her home"

B. Even though this is just 'friends' for her.......I don't see how she can not have some sort of expectation or hope that it goes well when we were together almost 2 years. She may claim it's just friends, but I think deep down she's hoping to find/see something special.

C. After her repeated lies, over and over.....it's time she gets a little taste of her own medicine. If she gets excited and texts me during the day suggesting places, it'll build up her 'excitement' of seeing me, and then it comes crashing down at the end of the day.

D. 1 of 2 things will happen. If I blow her off to go to the game, she'll either 1. Get mad and not speak to me again (oh how sad) or 2. She'll think "damn, I really wanted to see him" and then she'll try harder.

E. IF she decides to try harder, then I will start to get what I want someday, and thats her trying to get me back, and the sad realization that she fucked me over one too many times and now, she can't have me back.....which is the ultimate revenge.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 07:54 AM
Damn man, just move on before you become MTG Jr. You are not in Jr. High anymore (unless the chick is your teacher or some shit)

Well.....i'm not meeting the dude.

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 07:57 AM
Why? I'd rather her think all day she was going to get to see me tonight.....let's look at this.

A. She's going to get dressed up.....she knows I am NOT happy about what she did, so what better way for her to stick it to me, then to try and look all hot, when your EX wants you back....she's thinking i'll say "man, she looks good, wish I could take her home"

B. Even though this is just 'friends' for her.......I don't see how she can not have some sort of expectation or hope that it goes well when we were together almost 2 years. She may claim it's just friends, but I think deep down she's hoping to find/see something special.

C. After her repeated lies, over and over.....it's time she gets a little taste of her own medicine. If she gets excited and texts me during the day suggesting places, it'll build up her 'excitement' of seeing me, and then it comes crashing down at the end of the day.

D. 1 of 2 things will happen. If I blow her off to go to the game, she'll either 1. Get mad and not speak to me again (oh how sad) or 2. She'll think "damn, I really wanted to see him" and then she'll try harder.

E. IF she decides to try harder, then I will start to get what I want someday, and thats her trying to get me back, and the sad realization that she ****ed me over one too many times and now, she can't have me back.....which is the ultimate revenge.

:facepalm:

Amnorix
02-21-2012, 08:00 AM
Why? I'd rather her think all day she was going to get to see me tonight.....let's look at this.

A. She's going to get dressed up.....she knows I am NOT happy about what she did, so what better way for her to stick it to me, then to try and look all hot, when your EX wants you back....she's thinking i'll say "man, she looks good, wish I could take her home"

B. Even though this is just 'friends' for her.......I don't see how she can not have some sort of expectation or hope that it goes well when we were together almost 2 years. She may claim it's just friends, but I think deep down she's hoping to find/see something special.

C. After her repeated lies, over and over.....it's time she gets a little taste of her own medicine. If she gets excited and texts me during the day suggesting places, it'll build up her 'excitement' of seeing me, and then it comes crashing down at the end of the day.

D. 1 of 2 things will happen. If I blow her off to go to the game, she'll either 1. Get mad and not speak to me again (oh how sad) or 2. She'll think "damn, I really wanted to see him" and then she'll try harder.

E. IF she decides to try harder, then I will start to get what I want someday, and thats her trying to get me back, and the sad realization that she fucked me over one too many times and now, she can't have me back.....which is the ultimate revenge.



You are spending waaaay too much time and energy thinking about this.

Just say you already have plans and don't offer up another time and date. And if she does; have plans then too.

this is a perfect plan. listen to this man.


What they said. The faster you move on, the happier you will be. There is no satisfaction, no "winning", here. Just move on.

suds79
02-21-2012, 08:03 AM
You are spending waaaay too much time and energy thinking about this.

What they said. The faster you move on, the happier you will be. There is no satisfaction, no "winning", here. Just move on.

This.

Tell the b!tch you don't want to be friends. That's how it works when you break up.

InChiefsHell
02-21-2012, 08:04 AM
Dude, you really are in high school aren't you? Seriously, this is the type of shit I used to try to talk to my 9th grade daughter about not doing. Grow up...and while your at it, quit acting like a woman. The fact that you are obsessed with her shows you have a lot of growing up to do. Start now. Move on.

BoneKrusher
02-21-2012, 08:09 AM
tell her sorry but you're having dinner with JLo tonight.

tooge
02-21-2012, 08:12 AM
pick her up at her house for the dinner thing. Ask to use the bathroom. Jack off in her shampoo then shove her toothbrush up your ass. Make sure to take a pic of both. Text the pics to her while she is on her next date. That oughta take a bit of revenge on both of them.

keg in kc
02-21-2012, 08:15 AM
Speaking as a 38-year old, I can't imagine dating a 24-year old. Women in general already speak a different language, but talk about coming from different worlds.

Oh, and stop wasting brain power on this. Move on already. You racking your brains = her winning.

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-21-2012, 08:15 AM
tell her sorry but you're having dinner with JLo tonight.

Dipshit of Dunder in 24 hours.....

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KILLER_CLOWN
02-21-2012, 08:17 AM
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Phobia
02-21-2012, 08:20 AM
You sound like a pathetic stalker. You need to PM Clayton for some real advice.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 08:30 AM
You sound like a pathetic stalker. You need to PM Clayton for some real advice.

Ummmm......girl breaks up with me. Girl contacts ME for dinner? I choose to lead her on and not go? and I am the stalker? You're not 38 are you? Do you live in KCKS?

LiveSteam
02-21-2012, 08:30 AM
I see a lot of sleepless nights in this poor saps future. The pain thats in the pit of your tummy will never go away if you dwell on her. Faster you find another girl the better

LiveSteam
02-21-2012, 08:31 AM
You sound like a pathetic stalker. You need to PM Clayton for some real advice.

:doh!:

GordonGekko
02-21-2012, 08:43 AM
Why? I'd rather her think all day she was going to get to see me tonight.....let's look at this.

A. She's going to get dressed up.....she knows I am NOT happy about what she did, so what better way for her to stick it to me, then to try and look all hot, when your EX wants you back....she's thinking i'll say "man, she looks good, wish I could take her home"

B. Even though this is just 'friends' for her.......I don't see how she can not have some sort of expectation or hope that it goes well when we were together almost 2 years. She may claim it's just friends, but I think deep down she's hoping to find/see something special.

C. After her repeated lies, over and over.....it's time she gets a little taste of her own medicine. If she gets excited and texts me during the day suggesting places, it'll build up her 'excitement' of seeing me, and then it comes crashing down at the end of the day.

D. 1 of 2 things will happen. If I blow her off to go to the game, she'll either 1. Get mad and not speak to me again (oh how sad) or 2. She'll think "damn, I really wanted to see him" and then she'll try harder.

E. IF she decides to try harder, then I will start to get what I want someday, and thats her trying to get me back, and the sad realization that she ****ed me over one too many times and now, she can't have me back.....which is the ultimate revenge.

From the looks of it, there is no "win" here, you already lost when she went after 'grandpa'... Cut bait and move on, this girl sounds like a worst case scenario, best to ignore.

Graystoke
02-21-2012, 08:44 AM
Dude you need a new hobby.

You can't choose others lifes paths.
Move on, this chick and you are over. Even trying for revenge is silly and still ties you emotionally to this chick.

Let go

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 08:44 AM
From the looks of it, there is no "win" here, you already lost when she went after 'grandpa'... Cut bait and move on, this girl sounds like a worst case scenario, best to ignore.

it's more of a 'worst case' scenario than you can imagine....

picture this...

5 or 6 credit cards.....ALL with 29%+ interest and thousands in debt.

GordonGekko
02-21-2012, 08:50 AM
Dude you need a new hobby.

You can't choose others lifes paths.
Move on, this chick and you are over. Even trying for revenge is silly and still ties you emotionally to this chick.

Let go

There could be a revenge fuck here, no lie. But it will be at a time of his choosing. Right now she is the one in the driver seat, and he needs to flee a bit.

JoeyChuckles
02-21-2012, 08:54 AM
With my ex wife, it has been 1.5 years since we split up and I haven't said a word to her in that time. It is seriously getting to her, as the number of contact attempts is becoming much more frequent.

Amnorix
02-21-2012, 08:57 AM
it's more of a 'worst case' scenario than you can imagine....

picture this...

5 or 6 credit cards.....ALL with 29%+ interest and thousands in debt.


Well that's a separate story. Consider debt consolidation and/or if she has a job and the cards are in both your names then go after her (legally).

Oh, and NEVER co-sign loans and mingle finances until you are REALLY seriously committed to each other (married, engaged or at least living together with thoughts of marriage).

J Diddy
02-21-2012, 08:59 AM
Ummmm......girl breaks up with me. Girl contacts ME for dinner? I choose to lead her on and not go? and I am the stalker? You're not 38 are you? Do you live in KCKS?


Hey just a thought here champ, but maybe she feels bad for what she did and wants to try and make it right.

Meanwhile, you are obviously still bitter about it. I think the responsible and civil thing would simply be to say that you aren't over what she did, you're moving on and so should she, and then leave it at that.

Seems to me that the reason she's moved on to an older man has a lot to do with her feeling you were immature. The way you are acting right now is proving that she's right.

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-21-2012, 08:59 AM
it's more of a 'worst case' scenario than you can imagine....

picture this...

5 or 6 credit cards.....ALL with 29%+ interest and thousands in debt.

Better call Sau....I mean Reighters.

mrbiggz
02-21-2012, 08:59 AM
I shouldn't probably tell you this but here it goes. Get her in bed at her place or a hotel and when you are about to bust, pull off the condom and blast in her face. Get the hell out of there and take pictures if you can. Then send it to her new soon to be ex. How many dates do you think it will take to get her in bed? Just play it kool and be indifferent to what she did to you and you are in there.

Predarat
02-21-2012, 09:00 AM
I think if you play this right it could really lean to your advantage.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 09:02 AM
I think if you play this right it could really lean to your advantage.

okay, i'll bite, in your opinion, how do I play this 'right'

big nasty kcnut
02-21-2012, 09:10 AM
Don't talk or text her move on. Life too short to dwell on this.

blazzin311
02-21-2012, 09:14 AM
Just say you already have plans and don't offer up another time and date. And if she does; have plans then too.

Pretty much this......If you live your life thinking you've got to have revenge every time something doesn't go your way you'll be in for a long depressing life. Not trying to get revenge is the mature thing to do. However, if you're still hung up on getting even with her some how this is the proper way to do it.

An "Ex" wants to know that you are still pining away for them. Even if they never speak this fact. Depending on how the relationship ended, they don't want to see you happy and successful, knowing that you have moved on and are doing well. You don't have to do the "You did this to me, I'm gonna do this to you" scenario because there is no end to that....but if you show them, "I've moved on and I'm doing well, I'm happy and it's all because you decided to be flake", that's the best revenge you could ever give.

And if that doesn't work you could always try seducing her mother and or sister.....that one works like a charm every time. :D

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 09:14 AM
okay, i'll bite, in your opinion, how do I play this 'right'

:facepalm:

How many times are you going to ignore great advice?



B. Not answer any calls/texts?

Grow up and move on...why play games? Are you in high school?
Meh, be the bigger person and tell her to eat shit. She probably just wants to clear her conscious an apologize. Let her feel like shit forever. That would be the best revenge.
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in all seriousness, the best revenge is to be very polite and tell her,"unfortunately I already have plans." the beauty of it is that it works best for you too since you won't see her again. time to move on, dude.
"since she shit on me 100 times, is a liar, and a cheat"

Why would you even want to see her after this? Obviously you do or you wouldn't have suggested going to the Mavericks game afterward. Why does she want to see you? Rub it in about how well her life is going now or does she want you back? Are you hoping for the latter?

Don't talk to her ever again. The sooner the better. Nothing good will ever come from it.
Just say you already have plans and don't offer up another time and date. And if she does; have plans then too.
Just stop talking to her and move on. That is the best revenge.
You are spending waaaay too much time and energy thinking about this.

What they said. The faster you move on, the happier you will be. There is no satisfaction, no "winning", here. Just move on.
This.

Tell the b!tch you don't want to be friends. That's how it works when you break up.
Dude, you really are in high school aren't you? Seriously, this is the type of shit I used to try to talk to my 9th grade daughter about not doing. Grow up...and while your at it, quit acting like a woman. The fact that you are obsessed with her shows you have a lot of growing up to do. Start now. Move on.
Oh, and stop wasting brain power on this. Move on already. You racking your brains = her winning.
From the looks of it, there is no "win" here, you already lost when she went after 'grandpa'... Cut bait and move on, this girl sounds like a worst case scenario, best to ignore.
Dude you need a new hobby.

You can't choose others lifes paths.
Move on, this chick and you are over. Even trying for revenge is silly and still ties you emotionally to this chick.

Let go

boogblaster
02-21-2012, 09:21 AM
12-gauge pump .......

Predarat
02-21-2012, 09:26 AM
okay, i'll bite, in your opinion, how do I play this 'right'

Do A but instead of letting her know 20 min before hand, just totally stand her up. Text her late at night, make an excuse as to why that happened. That will keep her on the hook.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 09:27 AM
Do A but instead of letting her know 20 min before hand, just totally stand her up.

I felt that was too big of an asshole thing to do.

Iowanian
02-21-2012, 09:28 AM
Be an adult and move on.

Predarat
02-21-2012, 09:28 AM
I felt that was too big of an asshole thing to do.

Nothing is that way, women are vicious creatures that pretend to be sweet and innocent.

Dayze
02-21-2012, 09:35 AM
Be an adult and move on.

this.
99 times out of a hundred, take the high road.
if you truly wish to be friends going, and it's reciprocated by her, then have dinner.

Howeve,r since those revenge scenarios is in your head, then you don't need to have in your life whatsoever.

stonedstooge
02-21-2012, 09:37 AM
Probably wants to get together and get your input for names for the baby. Think your fucked man

Iowanian
02-21-2012, 09:44 AM
I've told several girlfriends as we ended our relationship that we should remain friends. It usually takes a while to make it easy for both parties to speak without someone feeling odd and I can't think that I've ever actually done any friend things with any ex gfs.


Stop wasting your time being bitter, thinking about revenge. Be a man, take the high road and let the little bird fly. Delete her number from your phone and ignore texts, and be polite and distant when you have chance meetings.

Just move on. Life is too short and you're wasting days. The best revenge you can have is just to go live a happy life and hope she does too.

el borracho
02-21-2012, 09:52 AM
Quit spending your time and energy on this girl and start putting your time and energy into finding the next ex-girlfriend.

Nzoner
02-21-2012, 10:05 AM
and makes 11 dollars an hour.

Goldigging wh0re

Radar Chief
02-21-2012, 10:07 AM
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Rain Man
02-21-2012, 10:12 AM
Dartgod pretty much nailed it in Post #56.

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 10:14 AM
Dartgod pretty much nailed it in Post #56.

This.

Predarat
02-21-2012, 10:15 AM
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Lonewolf Ed
02-21-2012, 10:18 AM
Just speak to her in Femalese. Say, "I'm realllllly busy..." and never meet up with her.

Rain Man
02-21-2012, 10:23 AM
Why? I'd rather her think all day she was going to get to see me tonight.....let's look at this.

Okay, let's look at it. And remember, I'm a grizzled veteran of love and loss.

A. She's going to get dressed up.....she knows I am NOT happy about what she did, so what better way for her to stick it to me, then to try and look all hot, when your EX wants you back....she's thinking i'll say "man, she looks good, wish I could take her home"

She's thinking it, and she's right. You know it and I know it. Meeting with her will just let you blunder right into her trap. You won't be able to resist. Don't meet with her.

B. Even though this is just 'friends' for her.......I don't see how she can not have some sort of expectation or hope that it goes well when we were together almost 2 years. She may claim it's just friends, but I think deep down she's hoping to find/see something special.

No, she's not. She just wants the ego boost of you begging. She's a woman. Women are different than normal people like you and me. She just wants to know that you're devastated. Your best revenge is to have her think that you moped for a day or two and now you're discovering a whole new world of fun out there and you're now thanking her for releasing you into it.

C. After her repeated lies, over and over.....it's time she gets a little taste of her own medicine. If she gets excited and texts me during the day suggesting places, it'll build up her 'excitement' of seeing me, and then it comes crashing down at the end of the day.

She's not excited to see you. Trust me on this. She's not excited to see you. She wants an ego boost and knows you'll give it to her. Don't give it to her. This is not my opinion. This is cold, hard, scientific fact.

D. 1 of 2 things will happen. If I blow her off to go to the game, she'll either 1. Get mad and not speak to me again (oh how sad) or 2. She'll think "damn, I really wanted to see him" and then she'll try harder.

You want #1, right? You want #2, right? So you'll go with my plan, right? (And by the way, if she goes with #2, you're winning and stick with the plan in the future, too.)

E. IF she decides to try harder, then I will start to get what I want someday, and thats her trying to get me back, and the sad realization that she ****ed me over one too many times and now, she can't have me back.....which is the ultimate revenge.

This will work better if you politely blow her off. Trust me on this. The best revenge is for her to realize that you're over her and that it's a real tossup about whether you'd rather go out with her or watch TV. And that it's a no-brainer to not waste perfectly good basketball tickets just to go buy her dinner.

My plan cannot fail. Your plan will fail. This is not opinion, This is cold, hard, scientific fact.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 10:28 AM
Okay, let's look at it. And remember, I'm a grizzled veteran of love and loss.



She's thinking it, and she's right. You know it and I know it. Meeting with her will just let you blunder right into her trap. You won't be able to resist. Don't meet with her.



No, she's not. She just wants the ego boost of you begging. She's a woman. Women are different than normal people like you and me. She just wants to know that you're devastated. Your best revenge is to have her think that you moped for a day or two and now you're discovering a whole new world of fun out there and you're now thanking her for releasing you into it.



She's not excited to see you. Trust me on this. She's not excited to see you. She wants an ego boost and knows you'll give it to her. Don't give it to her. This is not my opinion. This is cold, hard, scientific fact.



You want #1, right? You want #2, right? So you'll go with my plan, right? (And by the way, if she goes with #2, you're winning and stick with the plan in the future, too.)



This will work better if you politely blow her off. Trust me on this. The best revenge is for her to realize that you're over her and that it's a real tossup about whether you'd rather go out with her or watch TV. And that it's a no-brainer to not waste perfectly good basketball tickets just to go buy her dinner.

My plan cannot fail. Your plan will fail. This is not opinion, This is cold, hard, scientific fact.


It's hockey tickets......and I am NOT meeting her. I want her to think I am, and then an hour before hand, explain to her that I do NOT want to see her, but I want to go to the hockey game.

WV
02-21-2012, 10:32 AM
PIIHB

Predarat
02-21-2012, 10:35 AM
Why would you want to go to a Mavericks game anyways? They are a bunch of cheap shottin, dirty playin' thugs.

Dave Lane
02-21-2012, 10:36 AM
and makes 11 dollars an hour.

So he's broke.

Valiant
02-21-2012, 10:39 AM
Moving on is best. But revenge is fun.

Set to meet for dinner.
Do not show, turn phone off.
Go to hockey.
After hockey turn phone on.
Send her one text that you got pickpocketed and spent the time filing out reports and getting a new phone.
Make her feel bad.
Piihb.
Text about great sex.
Forward to new bf.
???
Profit.

Rain Man
02-21-2012, 10:39 AM
It's hockey tickets......and I am NOT meeting her. I want her to think I am, and then an hour before hand, explain to her that I do NOT want to see her, but I want to go to the hockey game.

See, that looks petty. Like you're trying too hard. She'll see right through it.

Okay, where do you stand right now? I need a diagram to do this right. Who's asked who, who's turned down who, who's accepted whom for what?

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 10:39 AM
It's hockey tickets......and I am NOT meeting her. I want her to think I am, and then an hour before hand, explain to her that I do NOT want to see her, but I want to go to the hockey game.

How old are you?

Iowanian
02-21-2012, 10:46 AM
You're acting like a lunatic and being petty. Don't be a bitch.

Move on

Count Alex's Losses
02-21-2012, 10:47 AM
Go to dinner with her.

Slip out and leave that cunt with the bill.

Chiefnj2
02-21-2012, 10:48 AM
What a shock. She dumped you for somebody older and more mature. Maybe there is a lesson that you are missing.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-21-2012, 10:51 AM
Go to dinner with her.

Slip out and leave that **** with the bill.

oh fuck, I'm starting to think like Claytex.

ForeverChiefs58
02-21-2012, 10:52 AM
You should have posted a poll with "move on" as an option.

Another good option would be posting naked pics of her on CP :shrug:

Phobia
02-21-2012, 10:55 AM
No dinner until she sleeps with you. Don't you know anything?

WV
02-21-2012, 10:56 AM
What's her Mom look like?

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 11:05 AM
See, that looks petty. Like you're trying too hard. She'll see right through it.

Okay, where do you stand right now? I need a diagram to do this right. Who's asked who, who's turned down who, who's accepted whom for what?

PM sent.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 11:06 AM
What's her Mom look like?

ugly as sin.

Iowanian
02-21-2012, 11:06 AM
ugly as sin.

Doesn't matter had sex.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 11:07 AM
Doesn't matter had sex.

Probably couldn't even get it up for her.

Okie_Apparition
02-21-2012, 11:13 AM
If she wants you to be a bridesmaid
make her buy the gown

Predarat
02-21-2012, 11:19 AM
You have made two threads about these stupid ass chicks yet no pics. With all the bans going around lately you would think this would be a bannable offense, even worse then what the others getting banned are doing. Please post pics.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 11:24 AM
Her and I.

ChiefButthurt
02-21-2012, 11:26 AM
Her and I.



Please tell me that isn't mickey mouse on her shirt! :doh!:

mikeyis4dcats.
02-21-2012, 11:28 AM
she's got fuckable tittahs

ChiefButthurt
02-21-2012, 11:28 AM
Her and I.



Oh and I hope she's dropped some of those lbs. / CP

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 11:29 AM
Please tell me that isn't mickey mouse on her shirt! :doh!:

We were in Walt Disney World.......

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 11:30 AM
Where's the purse that she's keeping your balls in?

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 11:33 AM
Where's the purse that she's keeping your balls in?

No pix of it......but it's a Dooney.

Bump
02-21-2012, 11:40 AM
Grow up and move on...why play games? Are you in high school?

whatever dude. The 3 most enjoyable feelings in life are

1. orgasm
2. revenge
3. pooping

lead her on and not answer texts or calls dude.

tooge
02-21-2012, 11:45 AM
Oh and I hope she's dropped some of those lbs. / CP

where to start. First off, she is wearing green freaking nail polish. What, is she 13? Second, you are lucky to have a gf at all wearing a shirt sized for a 14 year old with a belly like that. Third, I don't blame you for not posting pics earlier. Fourth, dude!

tooge
02-21-2012, 11:46 AM
Her and I.



Are you sure that baby is yours?

Rain Man
02-21-2012, 11:49 AM
You can do better.

DenverDanChiefsFan
02-21-2012, 12:12 PM
Go over to her house, slap her in the face and punch and kick him until he has to go to the hospital. Once that's done make sure you wait until the police arrive moronically admit guilt and enjoy the trip to the station and the ensuing slumber party. Upon release make sure mommy removes your cute mug shot of the web then speed home to post/brag about it on CP. Just a thought.Most definately this!

listopencil
02-21-2012, 12:17 PM
Did it ever occur to you that you drove her into the arms of an older man by being so immature?

Chief_For_Life58
02-21-2012, 12:19 PM
I think decision C is the best. (C) Go to a pet store, buy some fruit flies, ok with me still? Head to mcdonalds, buy a big mac, head home. Take the big mac out of the mcdonalds box and place it in the shipping box. Add the fruit flies. Poke a few holes in the box for air. Tape that bitch up. Send it to your ex. Surprise baby!

ForeverChiefs58
02-21-2012, 12:23 PM
Give her a box

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Radar Chief
02-21-2012, 12:24 PM
What a shock. She dumped you for somebody older and more mature. Maybe there is a lesson that you are missing.

:LOL: A developing pattern. :hmmm:

listopencil
02-21-2012, 12:26 PM
:LOL: A developing pattern. :hmmm:

I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

trndobrd
02-21-2012, 12:37 PM
She called you because she is either feeling guilty about how she left things with you, or she wants to see if she can still whistle and have you come running....probably the latter.

Don't play games or stand her up, you will lose whatever moral high ground you might have had. The best advice is "Sorry, I already have plans. In fact, this whole month is shaping up to be really busy."

trndobrd
02-21-2012, 12:38 PM
I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

....and your piercing eyes, refined tastes, and chiseled physique.

Gonzo
02-21-2012, 12:40 PM
I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

I know what you mean. I have younger chicks hitting on my constantly.
Always yelling, "You looking for a date?" or "You looking for a good time!?" THis shit happens out on the street all the time.

I had one ask me if I wanted a "Half and half" but I told her I don't drink coffee.

I am so awesome.

listopencil
02-21-2012, 12:41 PM
I know what you mean. I have younger chicks hitting on my constantly.
Always yelling, "You looking for a date?" or "You looking for a good time!?" THis shit happens out on the street all the time.

I had one ask me if I wanted a "Half and half" but I told her I don't drink coffee.

I am so awesome.

:hmmm:

gblowfish
02-21-2012, 12:45 PM
Go lay across her front porch.
You seem to want to be her doormat....

Rain Man
02-21-2012, 12:49 PM
I know what you mean. I have younger chicks hitting on my constantly.
Always yelling, "You looking for a date?" or "You looking for a good time!?" THis shit happens out on the street all the time.

I had one ask me if I wanted a "Half and half" but I told her I don't drink coffee.

I am so awesome.

I was just in a Starbucks the other day and this very attractive young woman behind the counter looked at me and said, "What would you like?" I have to tell you, it kind of floored me for a second. But then I figured, hey, she was the one with the courage to put herself out there, so I told her. But women are fickle, because then she didn't act interested at all.

Radar Chief
02-21-2012, 01:04 PM
I'm amazed by how many women in the 18-28 age range hit on me, and I'm 44 years old. It almost inevitably turns out that they are frustrated by how immature the boys are in their age group.

Well that makes one of us.
Last time I went out clubbing I asked a chick to dance and she looked at me like I’d asked her to a date rape, audibly squealed then took off at slightly under a full sprint for the opposite corner of the room.

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 01:05 PM
Well that makes one of us.
Last time I went out clubbing I asked a chick to dance and she looked at me like I’d asked her to a date rape, audibly squealed then took off at slightly under a full sprint for the opposite corner of the room.

Last time I went clubbing, it wasn't called "clubbing".

Frosty
02-21-2012, 01:19 PM
Get a thinner girlfriend. That will show her.

Phobia
02-21-2012, 01:19 PM
Last time I went clubbing, it wasn't called "clubbing".

Last time I went clubbing I quite literally carried a club.

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 01:22 PM
Last time I went clubbing I quite literally carried a club.

Og?

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_538/1284381388Uo8E0A.jpg

El Jefe
02-21-2012, 01:29 PM
This is actually my favorite method so far.....

I would setup a legit reservation at a nice restaraunt, then tell her to meet you there at a certain time. If your reservation is for 7pm text her at 7:10pm and tell her you are a couple minutes late, then don't show up or text her again and LOL!!

Predarat
02-21-2012, 01:32 PM
I would setup a legit reservation at a nice restaraunt, then tell her to meet you there at a certain time. If your reservation is for 7pm text her at 7:10pm and tell her you are a couple minutes late, then don't show up or text her again and LOL!!

I like this. I like this alot. This is the way to go.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 01:36 PM
I have to get her to 'want' to go to dinner first........I still haven't heard from her today. At least she hasn't cancelled.....yet.

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 01:38 PM
The thing is.......is she said she wanted to go, she might wait till she gets off at 5 to inquire about where.....or what time. I don't want her to text and cancel though, when I have the opportunity to beat her to the punch.

Nickel D
02-21-2012, 02:03 PM
IDIOT!!! She's setting YOU up for her own revenge!

She'll have her new boyfriend show up for their own date before you arrive and claim to him that you're stalking and harassing her. You show up and *POW!!* -- his jawbreaker's delivered right to your kisser!

God of Thunder
02-21-2012, 02:04 PM
IDIOT!!! She's setting YOU up for her own revenge!

She'll have her new boyfriend show up for their own date before you arrive and claim to him that you're stalking and harassing her. You show up and *POW!!* -- his jawbreaker's delivered right to your kisser!

have you read.....the thread?

Predarat
02-21-2012, 02:07 PM
I got this from someone here so I will not take credit, but below is some good advice:

http://troll.me/images/joseph-ducreux/disregard-females-acquire-currency.jpg

Bowser
02-21-2012, 02:08 PM
Probably a repost - bang her hot friend/sister.

Dartgod
02-21-2012, 02:09 PM
I have to get her to 'want' to go to dinner first........I still haven't heard from her today. At least she hasn't cancelled.....yet.

http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/home/blog_data/5/5/images/PuppetMaster.jpg

Simplicity
02-21-2012, 02:13 PM
Says tits or gtfo... Works errr time.

Predarat
02-21-2012, 02:16 PM
The thing is.......is she said she wanted to go, she might wait till she gets off at 5 to inquire about where.....or what time. I don't want her to text and cancel though, when I have the opportunity to beat her to the punch.

I think she gotcha.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10600000/you-lose-D-you-lost-the-game-10676802-750-600.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk
02-21-2012, 02:18 PM
This shit is retarded.

Tell her you have AIDS and to leave you alone.

DONE.

alanm
02-21-2012, 02:22 PM
What the hell has happened to this place? Lately it seems that this place has turned into Dear Abby advise columns.:hmmm:

Radar Chief
02-21-2012, 02:30 PM
Last time I went clubbing I quite literally carried a club.

That must be what I was doing wrong.

Iowanian
02-21-2012, 02:33 PM
Probably couldn't even get it up for her.

Houston, I think we've identified the system failure that caused us to plummet from orbit.

Iowanian
02-21-2012, 02:42 PM
The thing is.......is she said she wanted to go, she might wait till she gets off at 5 to inquire about where.....or what time. I don't want her to text and cancel though, when I have the opportunity to beat her to the punch.


Since you're not listening to any of the quality advice, godofMTG10, be sure to keep posting update threads, including the one where you get arrested for stalking and crying out some song from her apartment yard.

Pneuma
02-21-2012, 02:49 PM
Got this from here (http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?t=131094) but I have done this before with success of getting a girl back and moving on from many more....good luck

So, you’ve had your heart broken, probably begged and tried to convince your ex to get back together with you and failed. Realising that staying in contact is causing you more pain than you can handle, you take the step of implementing this ‘No Contact’ (NC) that we advocate widely on the forum.

So what’s it about then? And what is going to happen?

Hopefully, most of the answers will be in this thread

What is No Contact?

While a seemingly simple question, there are variations of what ‘No Contact’ can mean.

1) You tell your ex that you won’t be contacting them and that they shouldn’t contact you.
2) You don’t tell your ex anything, and just drop off the face of the Earth.
3) You don’t tell your ex anything, you stop contacting them…but still allow them to contact you and you reply. (potentially damaging)

In my opinion, the most effective forms of NC are 1 and 2. They allow you to heal, as the ex isn’t given any way of providing you with hope (bait) or potentially emotionally damaging information (who wants to hear how great their life is without you?)

When starting NC, it is up to you what you want to say to your ex. Most people seem to say something along the lines of “Don’t call me unless you change your mind and want to give us another try”. It might also help to let them know that the window of opportunity to reconcile (from your perspective) will not be open forever.

You also may want to tell the ex why your cutting them out of your life – tell them it is so you can heal and move on. And in reality that IS why you’re doing it……


Why implement No Contact?

First and foremost, you are removing the source of your pain (your ex) from your life. If they aren’t in your life, they cannot hurt you – it’s as simple as that. And while the loss of the ex from your life in itself is painful, the benefits far outweigh the initial emotional turmoil.
No Contact allows you to get back on your feet and start to feel confident in who you are again. Remember a time when you were single and happy? Well No Contact is going to put you on the road to getting back to that point.
Some may be reluctant to take steps to regain independence, but you are useless to anyone (including your ex if they want you back) if you are unable to be happy with yourself.

No Contact can also serve another purpose, and this is the one that (if you are seeking reconciliation) will probably be used by you as inspiration to keep strong in avoiding picking up that phone or sending that email.
And that is of course, to send your ex a wake-up call and perhaps make them second-guess their decision to end the relationship.



Will No Contact bring my ex back?

Perhaps, perhaps not. There is no fool-proof way to get your ex back…if there were, we would all be using it and would all have our exes back.

There has to be some desire to reconcile inside your ex – NC will not create that desire, but it may certainly bring any underlying doubts they have to the surface. That does not mean that your ex will act on these doubts…but you can be certain that NC will at the very least make them realise just what life without you is like.



Will my ex miss me?

To be honest, it shouldn’t matter – you should be doing NC for YOU. Having said that, it is always easier to stay focussed on maintaining NC if you know that it is having at least some effect on your ex.
So, will they miss you? In most cases (unless you have become a thorn in their side), yes - absolutely.
For those who have exes that want to remain friends: Why do you think that is?
It’s because they want you in their life. Exes very rarely stay friends…so in effect, when an ex asks to stay friends they are essentially saying “I still want you in my life”.
They are not ready to let you go (yet), so by implementing NC you are forcing them to lose you right then and there. NC prevents the ex from using you to cushion the blow of the break-up….by weaning themselves off you slowly.
Without NC you can be certain that once your ex is back on their feet emotionally (helped there by you), that the ‘friendship’ that seemed so important to them at the time will be non-existent.
No Contact is a far better option than staying friends. Being friends causes you pain and allows your ex to heal quicker. NC causes your ex pain and allows you to heal quicker

Not exactly rocket science, huh?


When should I implement No Contact?

ASAP but you must be certain that you can stay strong and stick to it. NC isn’t a decision that should be reversed until you are completely healed. If you keep implementing NC and then breaking it, it sends a message to your ex that you are needy and haven’t got the strength or the conviction to follow through on your commitments. Using NC without being genuinely committed to it is a recipe for disaster – you will break it and look weak. And you if you try to use NC again, your ex will not be too bothered….because “You said that last time”.

That’s why NC should not be used as a ‘shock tactic’ – don’t expect to implement NC and for your ex to come running back to you in a week or even a month. If you use NC, you have to be in it for the long haul.




Will No Contact push my ex away?

If there is hope for your relationship, then no it won’t – it will make your ex think about their decision.
After a few weeks of NC, you’ll probably get worried and start deluding yourself with thoughts like “Maybe they’ve forgotten about me…and maybe they think I don’t still love them”.
If that’s the way you’re thinking, then how about considering this: If you have NC with your ex for a few weeks and then contact them to tell you that you still care…what message does that send?
It says to your ex “I implemented NC to move on and heal…and now 3 weeks down the track I haven’t moved on or healed at all.”
The ex will again know that they can still have you if they want you…and even if they don’t hear from you for another few weeks, they won’t be overly concerned – the last few weeks hadn’t diminished your feelings, so why would the ex think the next few will?
Not a bad little (HUGE) security boost for the ex there, huh? Not to mention a huge step backwards for your good self.


How long will I keep hurting?

For as long as you allow yourself to. Remember, the ex is now out of your life – they cannot hurt you. So if you’re still feeling pain it is coming from within you – not from them.
It is perfectly normal to miss your ex, and by miss I mean that some days will be almost unbearable.
Go out, meet with friends (don’t talk about the ex!) or if it’s late at night think about the things you didn’t like about your ex…and even revisit arguments you may have had with them. If you have to think about your ex, think about the negatives.

Thinking about the good times is pointless – there is no possibility of having them back at the moment, and to dwell on what you once had is ultimately self-destructive.

Ideally, you should be doing your best to not think about your ex – do whatever it takes and keep busy. The less you think about them, the less you will hurt. Soon enough, not thinking about them will become normal.


What if the ex breaks NC and calls/emails me?

Two options: Respond or don’t respond.

If you have completely given up hope or don’t wish to reconcile with your ex – ignore the contact and keep ignoring any further attempts at contact. Easy.

If you are seeking reconciliation, then it depends on what the ex says when they contact you.
If they are calling for a ‘catch up’, politely tell your ex that you were serious about NC and that they must respect your decision. This call may come after a few days, a few weeks or a few months. Don’t get into any discussions about yourself and what you’re up to – keep it short, and make it clear to your ex that NC isn’t just a whim….you are serious about it. Remind them, if it comes up, that friendship is not an option.

Make it clear that you are respecting their decision to end the relationship, and now they have to respect your decision to end contact.
If you are seeking reconciliation, you also have every right to question your ex about their intentions if they contact you. Do so at the beginning of the interaction – there’s no point having a great conversation with the ex and getting your hopes up only to find out at the end of the call that nothing has changed. Save yourself the trouble and find out at the start - if their motivation for calling you is anything short of what you are after, terminate the conversation politely…but quickly.


Tips

Remove any photos and reminders you have of your ex from your life. Put them in a box and pack them away. You don’t need things like that preventing you from moving on.

Copy down your ex’s email address and phone numbers on a piece of paper, and put them in the same box. Then delete the email address from your computer and their numbers from your phone.

If you are strong enough to delete their contact details without writing them down, then do it! If not, do the above – it will remove the temptation to contact your ex (especially when you are out having a couple of drinks or at home alone in front of the pc ).

Stop talking about your ex with your friends. They’ll get sick of it, and it won’t help you one bit.

BigCatDaddy
02-21-2012, 02:59 PM
Don't listen to these guys man. Go to the dinner with her have a few drinks and charm the pants off of her,literally. Taker her back to your place where you already have the camera set up and video tape the action. Just let loose man, put all your frustrations, anger, pain into it. Put her head through the freaking headboard! Then the next day drop off the video to mom and sliP one in the mailbox of the $11/hr BF. Be sure the date in in there somewhere. Maybe show you standing there with a newspaper with todays date on the video somewhere. You get laid and revenge all at once.

You're welcome.

Psyko Tek
02-21-2012, 06:10 PM
This.

that

Psyko Tek
02-21-2012, 06:13 PM
Lead the bitch on, show up and act like you have an emergency call.


Fuck the stupid cheating whore.

eat first stick her with the bill

BigCatDaddy
02-22-2012, 11:15 AM
So WTF happened?

God of Thunder
02-22-2012, 11:33 AM
Around 4pm, I sent her a text that said "Made other plans, not going to make it" and she then proceeded to ask what I was doing instead....

At the hockey game, I met this cute girl.....got her info and stuff, who knows what'll happen. She (my ex) called and talked last night for about an hour. Asking who all I went with, what I did, I kept telling her it was none of her business.

Frazod
02-22-2012, 11:34 AM
I had a lying-ass ex-girlfriend do this to me once. Just wanted to hang out as "friends." I went to the bar and waited and BIG SHOCK the bitch never showed up. And I suddenly remembered why I had always referred to her as "vertically useless."

She called once after that - I just hung up the phone.

God of Thunder
02-22-2012, 11:35 AM
I had a lying-ass ex-girlfriend do this to me once. Just wanted to hang out as "friends." I went to the bar and waited and BIG SHOCK the bitch never showed up. And I suddenly remembered why I had always referred to her as "vertically useless."

She called once after that - I just hung up the phone.

Well, she told me on the phone that she was dead set on going and was excited for it. I said "why didn't you call/text earlier in the day to talk about it?" and she said that she felt we had plans, and that she was going to call at 5pm when she got off to discuss where, and by that time, I had 'already' made other plans.

BigCatDaddy
02-22-2012, 11:36 AM
Around 4pm, I sent her a text that said "Made other plans, not going to make it" and she then proceeded to ask what I was doing instead....

At the hockey game, I met this cute girl.....got her info and stuff, who knows what'll happen. She (my ex) called and talked last night for about an hour. Asking who all I went with, what I did, I kept telling her it was none of her business.

You told her none of her business for an hour?

Okie_Apparition
02-22-2012, 11:37 AM
Now that this drama is over
Maybe MTG can post updates from the yard
Please leave out how you got the phone in

God of Thunder
02-22-2012, 11:37 AM
You told her none of her business for an hour?

No. She talked about some other stuff.....things that she did during the day, etc.

Frazod
02-22-2012, 11:38 AM
Well, she told me on the phone that she was dead set on going and was excited for it. I said "why didn't you call/text earlier in the day to talk about it?" and she said that she felt we had plans, and that she was going to call at 5pm when she got off to discuss where, and by that time, I had 'already' made other plans.

Best thing is to move on. "I wish you well. Elsewhere."

BigCatDaddy
02-22-2012, 11:39 AM
No. She talked about some other stuff.....things that she did during the day, etc.

Your hooked on her man. Maybe things will work out after all, just keep putting her off. Letting her have an hour of your time was a bad move though.

Rain Man
02-22-2012, 11:43 AM
Around 4pm, I sent her a text that said "Made other plans, not going to make it" and she then proceeded to ask what I was doing instead....

At the hockey game, I met this cute girl.....got her info and stuff, who knows what'll happen. She (my ex) called and talked last night for about an hour. Asking who all I went with, what I did, I kept telling her it was none of her business.

Seriously? Seriously?

If this actually happened, you just struck a blow for men everywhere. Congratulations, and good work!

Now, keep doing that and watch how your life improves.

Otter
02-22-2012, 11:44 AM
I'd follow the "just move on" advice line. However...

If she has no money just take her out to dinner. Order the surf & turf with a $30 dollar bottle of wine and an expensive appetizer then when dinner is done tell her you're going to bathroom and leave.

Simple. Embarrassing. Try to get a friend she doesn't know to record the dumb look on her face with his cell phone.

But seriously, just move on.

Nzoner
02-22-2012, 11:50 AM
Letting her have an hour of your time was a bad move though.

Let alone on the telephone

God of Thunder
02-22-2012, 11:51 AM
Seriously? Seriously?

If this actually happened, you just struck a blow for men everywhere. Congratulations, and good work!

Now, keep doing that and watch how your life improves.

not sure if this is serious.

Saulbadguy
02-22-2012, 11:54 AM
Mount the woman, son...

Rain Man
02-22-2012, 11:56 AM
not sure if this is serious.

Seriously?

trndobrd
02-22-2012, 12:04 PM
No. She talked about some other stuff.....things that she did during the day, etc.


Great! Now she has someone to listen to her blather about all her stupid crap, but doesn't have to do anything more than pick up the phone.

Epic Win for a chick!

Predarat
02-22-2012, 12:06 PM
She took an hour of her time to talk to you after you pulled that shit? She seems like a keeper to me, maybe you should give her another chance.

Dartgod
02-22-2012, 12:12 PM
I'll give 100:1 odds casino cash that he ends up back with her within a month.

Any takers?

Chiefnj2
02-22-2012, 12:19 PM
I'll give 100:1 odds casino cash that he ends up back with her within a month.

Any takers?

You mean when the old guy cheats on her and she goes running back to Mr. Immature?

Fish
02-22-2012, 12:27 PM
Accepted a dinner with the EX, even though she's dating a old dude who's poor.
Thought about the EX all day.
Started an online thread about her, in which to talk about all day.
Devised a plan in which to fake interest in a date, in order to get revenge.
Waited all afternoon for her to contact me.
Cancelled fake date, in hopes that she'd be disappointed.
Talked to her for an hour on the phone afterward, hoping she'd ask again who I was with.

Yeah... sweet revenge. I totally showed that bitch I'm not interested in her anymore...

BigCatDaddy
02-22-2012, 12:28 PM
You mean when the old guy cheats on her and she goes running back to Mr. Immature?

I was thinking it would have more to do with Mr Old Guy not having enough cash to treat her to a happy meal at McD's.

R8RFAN
02-22-2012, 12:32 PM
She probably left you for the older guy because he quit playing childish games

LOCOChief
02-22-2012, 12:46 PM
Her mind is made up, even if you did get her back it wouldn't be long before she kicks you to the curb again.
Why would you want to be with someone that doesn't want to be with you anyway?
If you ask yourself that question enough times you'll eventually find you know the answer and at the point you'll quite wasting precious time and you life will make a dramatic change for the better. If not you should start crossdressing and take up scrapbooking.

kysirsoze
02-22-2012, 01:24 PM
Accepted a dinner with the EX, even though she's dating a old dude who's poor.
Thought about the EX all day.
Started an online thread about her, in which to talk about all day.
Devised a plan in which to fake interest in a date, in order to get revenge.
Waited all afternoon for her to contact me.
Cancelled fake date, in hopes that she'd be disappointed.
Talked to her for an hour on the phone afterward, hoping she'd ask again who I was with.

Yeah... sweet revenge. I totally showed that bitch I'm not interested in her anymore...

Nailed it

God of Thunder
02-22-2012, 01:32 PM
Accepted a dinner with the EX, even though she's dating a old dude who's poor.
Thought about the EX all day.
Started an online thread about her, in which to talk about all day.
Devised a plan in which to fake interest in a date, in order to get revenge.
Waited all afternoon for her to contact me.
Cancelled fake date, in hopes that she'd be disappointed.
Talked to her for an hour on the phone afterward, hoping she'd ask again who I was with.

Yeah... sweet revenge. I totally showed that bitch I'm not interested in her anymore...

You don't have all the details......But, she was very disappointed, and she asked who I was with several times.

el borracho
02-22-2012, 03:08 PM
Occasionally, in difficult times, it is a good idea to think of someone you admire and ask yourself how that person would behave. So I ask you, how would Thor handle this situation? Would the god of thunder give a crap what some cheating ex was doing with her time? Or would he be off saving the world and banging the next hottie?

Old Dog
02-22-2012, 03:22 PM
It sounds to me like you "winning her back" would be the best revenge. That way she'll never know what a man is.

YourMom
02-22-2012, 03:43 PM
Jesus Christ, just kill the bitch.

BigCatDaddy
02-22-2012, 03:49 PM
It sounds to me like you "winning her back" would be the best revenge. That way she'll never know what a man is.

And OD delivers a swift kick to the jimmy.

Chiefnj2
02-22-2012, 03:57 PM
You don't have all the details......But, she was very disappointed, and she asked who I was with several times.

Do you think the new guy was going down on her when you were talking?

BigCatDaddy
03-13-2012, 10:14 AM
So what's the scoop now?

KC Tattoo
03-13-2012, 10:56 AM
PIIHB. It's the only way.


Can't believe none of you fuckers gave this advice to him how pathetic and 12 pages into it.

PHM

Braincase
03-13-2012, 12:43 PM
Get together, and when she shows interest in the physical, play out every sick fantasy you've ever had. Kick her to the curb after.

If she comes back, lather, rinse, repeat.