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Sofa King
02-22-2012, 03:45 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-troopers-daniel-von-bargen-suicide-attempt-shot/#.T0VhMYem_NU

'SEINFELD' STAR
Survives Suicide Attempt
'I've Shot Myself in the Head'


Daniel von Bargen -- who played Mr. Kruger in "Seinfeld" -- is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself in the head Monday morning in a failed suicide attempt ... and TMZ has the horrifying 911 tape in which he calls for help.

Daniel tells the 911 operator, "I've shot myself in the head ... and I need help."

The operator asks if it was an accident -- Daniel replies, "I was supposed to go to the hospital and I didn't want to." Daniel says he's diabetic, explaining, "They were supposed to amputate at least a few toes."

The operator asks where the gunshot wound is -- Daniel replies, "I shot in my temple."

Law enforcement officials confirm they were dispatched to von Bargen's Cincinnati apartment complex a short time later -- and when they arrived, you can hear them on the 911 tape ... yelling at Daniel to keep his hands where they could see them.

Von Bargen -- who also played Chief Grady in "Super Troopers" -- was transported to a nearby hospital where he is currently in critical condition.

During the call, Daniel goes into even more graphic detail about his condition. Listen at your own discretion.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hQKFAIq29qI/SVqBlz2-kHI/AAAAAAAABQQ/H4_8CblBQq8/s320/kruger.jpg

Sofa King
02-22-2012, 03:46 PM
There's a video in the link

WV
02-22-2012, 03:46 PM
See even he knows that Seinfeld sucks.

Sofa King
02-22-2012, 03:48 PM
See even he knows that Seinfeld sucks.

Haven't you done enough already?!?!?!?

Buck
02-22-2012, 03:48 PM
How did he not die?

FAX
02-22-2012, 03:50 PM
No suicide for you.

FAX

Predarat
02-22-2012, 03:50 PM
His show won the fucking poll! That was dumb of him to do that.

Pablo
02-22-2012, 03:50 PM
Should have shot Jerry instead. Seinfeld sucks and so does anyone who likes it.

Buck
02-22-2012, 03:50 PM
I voted for the Simpsons, btw.

durtyrute
02-22-2012, 03:51 PM
See what you haters have done!!

Frazod
02-22-2012, 03:51 PM
This reminds me of the line from the Kevin Kline movie I Love You To Death: "When a you get shot in a the head, it make a you think." LMAO

Buck
02-22-2012, 03:52 PM
From about 5:10 on it sounds like he's getting a blow job.

KCUnited
02-22-2012, 03:53 PM
We need more Seinfeld threads like we need a hole in our head.

Dartgod
02-22-2012, 03:53 PM
He seems rather calm throughout the ordeal.

Buck
02-22-2012, 03:53 PM
LOL

"Don't move."
"I'm not."
"Don't move!"
"I"M NOOOOT!"

Okie_Apparition
02-22-2012, 03:55 PM
Of all the reasons to takes one's life
The loss of a few toes would be way down on the list

chefsos
02-22-2012, 03:55 PM
We need more Seinfeld threads like we need a hole in our head.Gonna be hard to top this.

KCUnited
02-22-2012, 03:56 PM
Hopefully he comes out of this a Newman.

Frazod
02-22-2012, 03:56 PM
I was actually hoping it would be one of the main stars.

And how fitting it would be if the others showed up and mocked the person afterward:

Jerry: OH MY GOD, Elaine is getting blood all over my sofa!

Kramer: Isn't that the same spot with Pepe peed?

George: Dammit, she was supposed to hook me up with her hot friend! Now what the hell am I going to do with this extra ticket!

(and you people thought I never watched the show)

Rain Man
02-22-2012, 03:58 PM
Did he report that it was like getting kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Davola? Maybe he should've been wearing a helmet.

Chiefnj2
02-22-2012, 03:59 PM
He's lucky he didn't get tazered.

Frazod
02-22-2012, 04:00 PM
So, did anybody have this guy in the Dead Pool?

stevieray
02-22-2012, 04:02 PM
...this episode is prolly all over nothing...

J Diddy
02-22-2012, 04:02 PM
Of all the reasons to takes one's life
The loss of a few toes would be way down on the list
Which is why I'm sure he reconsidered. Good thing he was a bad shot.

FAX
02-22-2012, 04:07 PM
So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?

FAX

whoman69
02-22-2012, 04:08 PM
See what you haters have done!!

Just because we don't think its the best thing since internet porn, we're haters? I don't hate Seinfeld. Just don't feel its the funniest show ever. BFD.

durtyrute
02-22-2012, 04:11 PM
Just because we don't think its the best thing since internet porn, we're haters? I don't hate Seinfeld. Just don't feel its the funniest show ever. BFD.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/27/imsorryyour128590714984832586.jpg

Frazod
02-22-2012, 04:12 PM
This guy was the sheriff in O Brother Where Art Thou.

SPchief
02-22-2012, 04:14 PM
Well, thats too bad. Anyone seen koko?

frankotank
02-22-2012, 04:16 PM
No suicide for you.

FAX

nice!

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/episodes/the_soup_nazi/the_soup_nazi045.jpg

Thig Lyfe
02-22-2012, 04:17 PM
How about George?

stevieray
02-22-2012, 04:17 PM
This guy was the sheriff in O Brother Where Art Thou.
.....liked his shades.

Pitt Gorilla
02-22-2012, 04:27 PM
Eh, he wanted to go out on a high note.

Saulbadguy
02-22-2012, 04:30 PM
He lost the feats of strength.

bogey
02-22-2012, 04:59 PM
Sad.

big nasty kcnut
02-22-2012, 05:16 PM
Is this guy Rasputin?

Pitt Gorilla
02-22-2012, 05:19 PM
Serenity now!?!

KC_Connection
02-22-2012, 05:26 PM
That's weird. I was just watching Mr. Kruger Seinfeld highlights a few days ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4

His character was one of the funnier parts of the final season, IMO.

K-UGER!

bogey
02-22-2012, 05:27 PM
He already had one leg amputated. I figure he's probably experiencing a slow death. I'm sorry for him.

Sannyasi
02-22-2012, 05:33 PM
I wouldn't say "star".

Marcellus
02-22-2012, 06:23 PM
No suicide for you.

FAX

LMAO, a prime example of why I love this place.

Zebedee DuBois
02-22-2012, 06:34 PM
http://www.barillo.com/gerald%20ford/spangler1%20bw.jpg

He wasn't a star on Seinfeld, he was a star on Malcolm in the Middle, which should have won the poll.


Commandant Spangler

KC Tattoo
02-22-2012, 07:52 PM
Meow that is too bad.

KC Tattoo
02-22-2012, 07:53 PM
I'm calling shinanigans meow.

Bump
02-22-2012, 07:57 PM
Just because we don't think its the best thing since internet porn, we're haters? I don't hate Seinfeld. Just don't feel its the funniest show ever. BFD.

that's fine, you don't have to agree with the majority of everybody. I often don't, but in this case, Seinfeld is the greatest TV sitcom of all time.

KC_Connection
02-22-2012, 08:39 PM
http://www.barillo.com/gerald%20ford/spangler1%20bw.jpg

He wasn't a star on Seinfeld, he was a star on Malcolm in the Middle, which should have won the poll.


Commandant Spangler
Yes...great character, great show.

JoeyChuckles
02-22-2012, 08:56 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, who is calling this guy a "star"?

Ultra Peanut
02-22-2012, 08:57 PM
K Uger, nooo. :(

Brainiac
02-22-2012, 09:06 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, who is calling this guy a "star"?
This.

There were only 4 stars of Seinfeld. Misleading headline. Ban him!

Sofa King
02-22-2012, 09:32 PM
I clearly copied TMZ's headline. So take it up with them you fuckers!

Okie_Apparition
02-22-2012, 10:04 PM
Didn't he have a fake arm in Malcom
or was it real

Garcia Bronco
02-22-2012, 11:36 PM
I think we're getting a little loose with the word "star"

DJ's left nut
02-22-2012, 11:46 PM
Well...that was certainly depressing. Poor bastard.

boogblaster
02-23-2012, 12:06 AM
hummmmmmm ......

BossChief
02-23-2012, 02:46 AM
Should have just called George T-bone and none of this would have happened.

The Dawg
02-23-2012, 03:09 AM
Operator - So your family lives down the street?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Daniel - Yep

Ultra Peanut
02-23-2012, 04:01 AM
Should have just called George T-bone and none of this would have happened.
GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET

Ultra Peanut
02-23-2012, 04:47 AM
But yeah, this is really depressing, and I'm on the verge of running through the amazing stretch of episodes he appeared in on Seinfeld yet another time so that's going to be really weird. He was so incredibly fun to to watch on both Seinfeld and MitM, and a few days ago I was scrolling through basic cable while visiting family in TN and was shocked to discover that he was in the inimitable Kevin Costner classic The Postman. So sad to hear that he's gone through so many health issues that he'd rather be dead.

What's especially depressing is that his quality of life is going to be even worse now; an old neighbor of mine similarly tried and failed to kill himself (with weed killer, jesus christ :( ) only to go deaf, suffer renal failure, and eventually succeed in killing himself on his second attempt after what must have been a horrible year of knowing he was slowly dying anyways.

frankotank
02-23-2012, 08:43 AM
that's fine, you don't have to agree with the majority of everybody. I often don't, but in this case, Seinfeld is the greatest TV sitcom of all time.

agreed. there's really no other option. there's no other show that compares. episode after episode of pure awesomeness. it's GOLD...pure GOLD.
calling the dude a star....eh....maybe Newman or Jerry's parents....maybe even Jerry's uncle...or Peterman....hell Putty even....but this guy?! I do wish him well though.

lcarus
02-23-2012, 10:25 AM
Should have shot Jerry instead. Seinfeld sucks and so does anyone who likes it.

The jerk store called and they're running out of YOU.

Thig Lyfe
02-23-2012, 11:29 AM
LMAO, a prime example of why I love this place.

A joke that's been made on literally every other website that's covered this story is a prime example of why you love this place?

(No offense, FAX.)

Ultra Peanut
02-24-2012, 04:59 PM
Seriously, Soup Nazi references are kind of gauche imo

SLAG
02-24-2012, 05:05 PM
http://www.barillo.com/gerald%20ford/spangler1%20bw.jpg

He wasn't a star on Seinfeld, he was a star on Malcolm in the Middle, which should have won the poll.


Commandant Spangler

QFT

Marcellus
02-24-2012, 05:20 PM
A joke that's been made on literally every other website that's covered this story is a prime example of why you love this place?

(No offense, FAX.)

I read it here first, I laughed. Sue me.

(No offense FAX)

Ultra Peanut
02-24-2012, 05:23 PM
It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you; the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight, friends, in your quilted chambray nightshirts.

Rain Man
02-24-2012, 05:47 PM
Wow. I didn't remember that he was in both Seinfeld and Malcolm in the Middle. Those are two of the three best sitcoms in television history.

Rain Man
02-24-2012, 05:53 PM
I'm looking up his history, and he's got good taste in scripts. He had parts in Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct, O Brother Where Art Thou, and Philadelphia at the movies, and had TV appearances in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Ally McBeal, West Wing, and The X-Files.

Sofa King
02-24-2012, 08:09 PM
I'm looking up his history, and he's got good taste in scripts. He had parts in Silence of the Lambs, Basic Instinct, O Brother Where Art Thou, and Philadelphia at the movies, and had TV appearances in Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Ally McBeal, West Wing, and The X-Files.

Super Troopers was his best work.

whoman69
02-24-2012, 08:39 PM
If lack of love from the Sitcom poll could result in this, why didn't Fran Drescher blow her brains out too?

BossChief
02-24-2012, 08:43 PM
Wow. I didn't remember that he was in both Seinfeld and Malcolm in the Middle. Those are two of the three best sitcoms in television history.

Only because Trailer Park Boys is a little obscure, Rainman. IMO of course.

If that show was on a network, it would likely be one of, if not THE, most popular show/s on TV.