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KCtotheSB
02-23-2012, 04:07 AM
http://eye-on-football.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/34949386

http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/manning-to-miami-com-billboard.jpg

Group purchases 'Manning to Miami' billboard
Posted on: February 22, 2012 5:30 pm
Edited on: February 22, 2012 5:31 pm
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. (Local10.com*)

By Ryan Wilson

It's no secret that the Dolphins need a franchise quarterback. We've mentioned it before, but the list of successors to Dan Marino in Miami is one of the saddest things you'll ever see. The team's top passers since 2000: Jay Fiedler, A.J. Feeley, Gus Frerotte, Joey Harrington, Cleo Lemon, Chad Pennington, Chad Henne and Matt Moore (see, we told you).

Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is reportedly "infatuated" with Peyton Manning for obvious reasons: assuming he's healthy enough to play in 2012, Manning immediately makes the Dolphins competitive and, perhaps more importantly, he'll sell tickets, something the team struggles to do when it's not Tim Tebow Appreciation Day.

Free agent Matt Flynn might make more sense -- he's younger, healthier, and is familiar with new head coach Joe Philbin's offense (Philbin and Flynn were together in Green Bay). But Flynn ain't Manning when it comes to cachet or resume, which explains the South Florida billboard visible from I-95 relaying a simple message: Manning to Miami.

There's also a website for the like-minded to sign a petition and "Be part of 'The Movement' and make history -- bring Manning to Miami."

The site asks some important questions:

"How many wins is Manning worth? When's the last time we the fans have had an 'impact' quarterback? What about the most cerebral quarterback of all time?"

The only problem is that Manning, in his current state, is worth zero wins. But this is what desperation smells like when you've been subjected to names like Frerotte, Culpepper, Harrington and Henne in recent years.

Denver fans purchased several billboards to pull for Tim Tebow getting the starting job. If Miami lands Manning, that is absolute indisputable proof that billboards work. Maybe we should pool some money to purchase a billboard of our own. What should it say? :)

AndChiefs
02-23-2012, 04:50 AM
Spend some damn money!

loochy
02-23-2012, 05:02 AM
Welcome to the land of mediocrity

Guru
02-23-2012, 05:05 AM
Don't bother.

big nasty kcnut
02-23-2012, 05:42 AM
To the 'ship

Dartgod
02-23-2012, 06:28 AM
DAMMIT, CARL!! :cuss:

KC_Lee
02-23-2012, 06:31 AM
Pictures of every starting QB since Len Dawson, with their W/L record, total yards, interceptions, and completion percerntage.

BoneKrusher
02-23-2012, 06:35 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/rwover.png

bevischief
02-23-2012, 06:37 AM
Cassel is not the answer.

Saul Good
02-23-2012, 06:38 AM
This is KANSAS City.

BoneKrusher
02-23-2012, 06:41 AM
damn, i should've put "Just Do It" as the text on the Manning billboard.

J Diddy
02-23-2012, 06:53 AM
Come on Peyton.

Joe Montana did it.

KC_Lee
02-23-2012, 07:02 AM
Come on Peyton.

Joe Montana did it.

Winner!

Chief Roundup
02-23-2012, 07:06 AM
No more leftovers. Draft a 1st round QB!

DRU
02-23-2012, 07:18 AM
http://www.angelleye.com/temp/casshole2.jpg

tredadda
02-23-2012, 08:28 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/rwover.png

Have that with a picture of Luck or RGIII in it instead and it would be perfect.

Dayze
02-23-2012, 08:38 AM
"Kansas City - Living Off Of Accomplishments From 1969!"

BoneKrusher
02-23-2012, 08:44 AM
Have that with a picture of Luck or RGIII in it instead and it would be perfect.

Like So:
http://i41.tinypic.com/1zyzr6c.png

Okie_Apparition
02-23-2012, 09:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/iosZf.gif

Inmem58
02-23-2012, 09:16 AM
Some these are pretty good. I'll donate $50 for a sign. Let's all chip in lol.

Sofa King
02-23-2012, 09:16 AM
LMAO ^^^

Inmem58
02-23-2012, 09:18 AM
LMAO ^^^



I'm desperate lol.

BoneKrusher
02-23-2012, 09:29 AM
I'm desperate lol.

me too.

i'd put my thing in a sling for two weeks if it'll rid of of Cassole

BossChief
02-23-2012, 09:54 AM
It would have to be something DIRECTLY related to the Pioli and Cassel relationship and the entire history of this franchise and how it attains its quarterbacks.

Like:

WE DESERVE RG3, DONT WE SCOTT?

Im sure someone here can do a little bettter than that, but you get the point.

KILLER_CLOWN
02-23-2012, 10:10 AM
Kansas City, already Land of the Gimp in the Box Owner/GM Let's add the Franchise QB and Welcome Peyton Manning!

KC Tattoo
02-23-2012, 10:10 AM
Like So:
http://i41.tinypic.com/1zyzr6c.png

:thumb: There ya go

Okie_Apparition
02-23-2012, 10:13 AM
You gotta make it look like it was his idea all along
We know what you're up to Scott...

KC Tattoo
02-23-2012, 10:15 AM
My sign would read ~ Don't wory about candy wrappers that's what janitors are for ~ DRAFT A QB :cuss:

tredadda
02-23-2012, 10:19 AM
Like So:
http://i41.tinypic.com/1zyzr6c.png

Perfect!

Reerun_KC
02-23-2012, 10:19 AM
"Chiefs fans are lemmings - give them 9-7 and hope"

BoneKrusher
02-23-2012, 10:21 AM
here's another one:
http://i40.tinypic.com/15d56xt.png

Mr_Tomahawk
02-23-2012, 10:22 AM
So how do we get this started?

BossChief
02-23-2012, 10:27 AM
How about:

CLARK, IM NOT SPENDING ANOTHER DIME UNTIL YOU DRAFT A FIRST ROUND QUARTERBACK!!!

Frazod
02-23-2012, 10:27 AM
How about HEY MARK CUBAN PLEASE BUY OUR FOOTBALL TEAM AND SAVE US FROM THE HUNTS.

bevischief
02-23-2012, 10:28 AM
here's another one:
http://i40.tinypic.com/15d56xt.png

rep for you

KILLER_CLOWN
02-23-2012, 10:29 AM
How about HEY MARK CUBAN PLEASE BUY OUR FOOTBALL TEAM AND SAVE US FROM THE HUNTS.

Yes and move the Mavs to KC.

loochy
02-23-2012, 10:36 AM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l281/erclsr/herpbillbiard-1.jpg

Dayze
02-23-2012, 10:45 AM
LMAO

I think something along the lines of the thread that lists things that have been invented etc since the chiefs last playoff/SB win would be nice.

Like "Things That Have Been Invented Since the Chiefs Last SB Win: Personal Computers, CDs, VCRs, DVDs, Gaming Consoles, The Internet, ATM Cards, Fuel Injection, Micro-processors, The Walkman, Laser & Inkjet Printers, Fax Machines, Contact Lenses, "

KC Tattoo
02-23-2012, 10:53 AM
LMAO

I think something along the lines of the thread that lists things that have been invented etc since the chiefs last playoff/SB win would be nice.

Like "Things That Have Been Invented Since the Chiefs Last SB Win: Personal Computers, CDs, VCRs, DVDs, Gaming Consoles, The Internet, ATM Cards, Fuel Injection, Micro-processors, The Walkman, Laser & Inkjet Printers, Fax Machines, Contact Lenses, "

Guns N Roses put out an album since our last playoff win.

Dayze
02-23-2012, 10:55 AM
my favorite would be
"The City of Houston lost an NFL team, which later went to the Super Bowl in another city, and was awarded another team that has won a playoff game since the Chiefs last playoff victory"

KCtotheSB
02-23-2012, 11:05 AM
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

KCtotheSB
02-23-2012, 11:07 AM
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

...and now I've gone and made myself depressed. :huh:

Agent V
02-23-2012, 11:07 AM
I still like what one CP poster said w while back:

Since the Chiefs last playoff win, the Oilers moved to Houston, drafted Steve McNair, went to a Super Bowl, traded Steve McNair to Baltimore, and Steve McNair died.

ct
02-23-2012, 11:50 AM
"Mother Fuck You Pioli"

what else?

Dayze
02-23-2012, 11:56 AM
Ticket - $100
Parking - $27
Tailgate - $50
Beers - $8.50
19 Years since a playoff victory -....Priceless.

brorth
02-23-2012, 12:23 PM
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

Paging Arash Ferdowsi. Mr. Ferdowsi, you have a telephone call in the front lobby...

BossChief
02-23-2012, 12:31 PM
Pioli:

Cassel < Tom Brady X .5

HemiEd
02-23-2012, 12:54 PM
LMAO

I think something along the lines of the thread that lists things that have been invented etc since the chiefs last playoff/SB win would be nice.

Like "Things That Have Been Invented Since the Chiefs Last SB Win: Personal Computers, CDs, VCRs, DVDs, Gaming Consoles, The Internet, ATM Cards, Fuel Injection, Micro-processors, The Walkman, Laser & Inkjet Printers, Fax Machines, Contact Lenses, "

That may be stretching it just a little bit. ROFL

Dayze
02-23-2012, 01:09 PM
That may be stretching it just a little bit. ROFL

we could buy a really big bilboard.:D

HemiEd
02-23-2012, 01:13 PM
we could buy a really big bilboard.:D

I am in, but a few of those things were around in the early 90s.

Not many, but I am pretty sure Joe Montana wore contact lenses and kept it from everyone. :D I sold my first VCR in the 70s.

J Diddy
02-23-2012, 01:24 PM
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"


You know what, that ain't a bad idea. Not necessarily as a billboard but as a web page or site. Throw a little pitch to the media so they can use it whenever they're wanting to bash the brass. I bet it would get some attention.

J Diddy
02-23-2012, 01:26 PM
I am in, but a few of those things were around in the early 90s.

Not many, but I am pretty sure Joe Montana wore contact lenses and kept it from everyone. :D I sold my first VCR in the 70s.

Including the internet. It's origins came before the lone Chiefs title.

Simplicity
02-23-2012, 01:28 PM
"Well... This sucks."

HemiEd
02-23-2012, 01:30 PM
Including the internet. It's origins came before the lone Chiefs title.

Was Al Gore alive then? :hmmm:

J Diddy
02-23-2012, 01:39 PM
Was Al Gore alive then? :hmmm:

Couldn't tell you. He certainly didn't invent the internet but was very instrumental in opening it.

You do know he didn't say that right?

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp

salame
02-24-2012, 10:34 AM
Dear Mr Manning, Sir, we need you waaaaaaaaaay more than you need us. Love "the right 53"

J Diddy
02-24-2012, 10:40 AM
Dear Mr Manning, Sir, we need you waaaaaaaaaay more than you need us. Love "the right 53"

Not to nitpick but shouldn't it read "right 52?"

I mean if he's coming in to be the right 53rd and all.

okcchief
02-24-2012, 11:04 AM
http://www.angelleye.com/temp/casshole2.jpg

Holy shit this made me laugh. Can we get this sign up for real?

okcchief
02-24-2012, 11:07 AM
I think we do need to pitch in on a billboard that makes a statement about the QB situation. We need to raise funds.

Fat Elvis
02-24-2012, 11:08 AM
Chiefs record since 1976: 251-283-2
Peyton, welcome to Kansas City
Living the 7-9 dream your entire life

Dayze
02-24-2012, 01:34 PM
"Scott......you're doing it wrong"

Tribal Warfare
02-24-2012, 01:35 PM
"Mother Fuck You Pioli"

what else?

Fuck You Casshole!!!!!!

Okie_Apparition
02-24-2012, 03:03 PM
Dustin Colquitt needs the rest

bevischief
02-24-2012, 04:37 PM
:)

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-24-2012, 04:38 PM
WE PUT THE RED IN RED NECK!!!

bevischief
02-24-2012, 04:41 PM
KC needs mister forehead. Make it happen.

Rams Fan
02-24-2012, 04:49 PM
http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx111/simon123_photo/elitokc.jpg

Shogun
02-24-2012, 04:56 PM
"KANSAS CITY CHIEFS. YEAH WERE STILL A TEAM"

Dayze
02-24-2012, 06:43 PM
"Chiefs....remember when we were in the Super Bowl? That was awesome"

Psyko Tek
02-24-2012, 06:56 PM
If we could get a large donation from someone who's filthy stinkin' rich, I'd like to have one of those electronic billboards that counts up from the final gun in Houston, TX in 1993:

Time since last Chiefs playoff victory:

19 years, 1 month, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 42 seconds....

We're waiting...

- Chiefs fans"

anybody got an app for that?

Okie_Apparition
03-18-2012, 05:54 PM
The fan billboard thing doesn't seem to work out well in the end

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-18-2012, 05:57 PM
Soooo, whatcha doin???