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scho63
02-24-2012, 04:36 PM
I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood

Count Zarth
02-24-2012, 04:38 PM
Ruined.

Rams Fan
02-24-2012, 04:40 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/31g0YE61PLQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Saul Good
02-24-2012, 04:43 PM
Still would do.

Scorp
02-24-2012, 04:44 PM
...
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/heh1.jpg

-King-
02-24-2012, 04:44 PM
Gross.

Guru
02-24-2012, 04:45 PM
Boy, Phobia really gets around these days.

CoMoChief
02-24-2012, 04:46 PM
haha.....somewhere Nick Lachey is laughing is ass off at this cow.

Micjones
02-24-2012, 04:58 PM
She used to be a fox.
Probably still is, to some degree.

Fruit Ninja
02-24-2012, 04:59 PM
eh, she can always lose the weight n i am sure she will since she's always in the public. It wouldnt be all that hard for her with all the money they got to hire people to cook healthy and be their trainers lol

Stanley Nickels
02-24-2012, 05:02 PM
Wait, not one person mentioned that she's pregnant?

Okie_Apparition
02-24-2012, 05:12 PM
She's knocked up in both vaginas

Ben N 58men
02-24-2012, 05:22 PM
I'd still hit it.

alpha_omega
02-24-2012, 05:24 PM
She used to be a fox.
Probably still is, to some degree.

ROFL. Fox, I haven't heard that one since probably 1981.

Consistent1
02-24-2012, 05:25 PM
She's got the resources. She'll get all the right drugs, do a little cardio and be right back. Guaranteed.

scho63
02-24-2012, 05:29 PM
Wait, not one person mentioned that she's pregnant?

"Ahh the glow of motherhood" needs translation? :harumph:

LiveSteam
02-24-2012, 05:41 PM
Is that the new Oregon Duck uniform ?

cardken
02-24-2012, 06:12 PM
Ruined as agreed. Was the "biggest fan" of hers for the longest, but Alas, had to write her off. She has been letting herself go for the last few years. The Pregnancy is the excuse and the fortune she makes in the fashion world has taken her desire to struggle to keep hot.

luv
02-24-2012, 06:15 PM
JFC people. She's PREGNANT. What did you expect? Her life doesn't revolve around being your fap material. Good for her. It's not like she won't lose the weight.

Stanley Nickels
02-24-2012, 06:16 PM
...
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/heh1.jpg

I showed that to my fiancee, as though it were just a normal paparazzi pic of her, and she is extraordinarily creeped out by the background. I still haven't let her in on the joke; I much prefer the way she has been utterly confused for the past 10 minutes. Now she's trying to find the picture on Google to show her sister :LMAO:

Frazod
02-24-2012, 06:27 PM
Some women get fucking huge when they're pregnant. My Goddaughter's mother, who was extremely hot, got big as a house and her face broke out like she was back in junior high. Looked like a zitty Jabba the Hut. After the baby was born, she lost all the weight and everything went back to normal.

After the next one, though, not so much. :D

Count Zarth
02-24-2012, 06:29 PM
JFC people. She's PREGNANT. What did you expect? Her life doesn't revolve around being your fap material. Good for her. It's not like she won't lose the weight.

She was fat before she was pregnant.

Her body is ruined forever.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessicaweightgain5.jpg

RIP

http://www.jessicasimpsonnet.com/wallpapers/jessica-simpson-8-1024x768.jpg

Demonpenz
02-24-2012, 06:31 PM
I read her diet she was on for Dukes of Hazzard and I don't think anyone could maintain that low of cals for that long. She is ment to be alittle bigger.

Munson
02-24-2012, 07:20 PM
I'd still PIIHB. There's nothing wrong with a girl with some meat on her bones.

Dayze
02-24-2012, 07:21 PM
I'd still hit it. Well not now as she's preggers but you get the idea

whoman69
02-24-2012, 07:26 PM
Omaha will be devastated.

KC Tattoo
02-24-2012, 07:34 PM
I'd still hit it. Well not now as she's preggers but you get the idea

I'd hit it now, can't get her anymore pregnant huh.

Phobia
02-24-2012, 07:48 PM
I could stop buying dairy products for a while. Love me some delicious breast milk.

lawrenceRaider
02-24-2012, 08:01 PM
JFC people. She's PREGNANT. What did you expect? Her life doesn't revolve around being your fap material. Good for her. It's not like she won't lose the weight.

I'd hit it now, can't get her anymore pregnant huh.

Bingo. Besides, prego chicks want cock all day long, and I love giving it to them. Call me weird, I probably am, but I've always thought prego chicks were HOT.

Bump
02-24-2012, 08:37 PM
dudes, she's pregnant. I thought I was little mean to women, damn you guys are talking about a lady who is pregnant! Of course she looks fat you idiots, were your girls super hot to everybody when she was pregnant?

Bump
02-24-2012, 08:38 PM
Ruined as agreed. Was the "biggest fan" of hers for the longest, but Alas, had to write her off. She has been letting herself go for the last few years. The Pregnancy is the excuse and the fortune she makes in the fashion world has taken her desire to struggle to keep hot.

she looks hot to me in all of those pics, wtf?

Bump
02-24-2012, 08:39 PM
Bingo. Besides, prego chicks want cock all day long, and I love giving it to them. Call me weird, I probably am, but I've always thought prego chicks were HOT.

that is what is referred to as a fetish and pretty weird.

MOhillbilly
02-24-2012, 08:43 PM
Mmmmmm, swole, wet, poontang. Springy.

DJ's left nut
02-24-2012, 08:51 PM
Jabbasa Simpson?

boogblaster
02-24-2012, 11:02 PM
she still calls ... i've quit answer'n ......

SLAG
02-25-2012, 12:28 AM
Horny Pregnant Women are Sexy as hell

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-25-2012, 02:26 AM
dudes, she's pregnant. I thought I was little mean to women, damn you guys are talking about a lady who is pregnant! Of course she looks fat you idiots, were your girls super hot to everybody when she was pregnant?

This is Chiefs Planet man. No woman is allowed to look like anything but a supermodel whether pregnant or dead. There is nothing but hot or gross.

110010x
02-25-2012, 05:29 AM
She still looks good to me.

notorious
02-25-2012, 06:47 AM
She's got the resources. She'll get all the right drugs, do a little cardio and be right back. Guaranteed.

It's called HGH, and a large population in Hollywood pop that shit like it's Flintstones vitamins.

notorious
02-25-2012, 06:48 AM
Bingo. Besides, prego chicks want cock all day long, and I love giving it to them.

LOL WUT

Fried Meat Ball!
02-25-2012, 06:53 AM
I'd still do her.

Rausch
02-25-2012, 06:54 AM
She still looks good to me.

I think her and Powe could be the future at NT...

Predarat
02-25-2012, 07:10 AM
Holy shit, son of a bitch!

jspchief
02-25-2012, 07:43 AM
JHer life doesn't revolve around being your fap material.
Actually, it pretty much does. Her mediocre music career is long over. The only acting jobs she's gotten certainly weren't about her acting skills.


The only reason she exists as a celebrity is her looks. She's free to cash checks for her looks, then she's free game when she turns into a cow.

cardken
02-25-2012, 08:13 AM
We have seen this all before:
Nicole Eggert, RIP

Caseyguyrr
02-25-2012, 08:33 AM
id hit it

notorious
02-25-2012, 09:07 AM
It happens to the pregnant all of the time. My wife ballooned, and now she is working her way back to 125.

Fairplay
02-25-2012, 09:12 AM
She is only 5 ft 2.

So her pregnancy will very noticeable, as opposed to taller women.

Setsuna
02-25-2012, 09:30 AM
People who call other people weird are fucking degenerates and society shuns them.

Mr. Laz
02-25-2012, 09:45 AM
Actually, it pretty much does. Her mediocre music career is long over. The only acting jobs she's gotten certainly weren't about her acting skills.

The only reason she exists as a celebrity is her looks. She's free to cash checks for her looks, then she's free game when she turns into a cow.

actually i think she is doing a bunch of other stuff ... clothing line,business stuff etc.

RockChalk
02-25-2012, 09:52 AM
Anyone who says they wouldn't "hit this" is flat out lying. Hell, I'd do her just to say I did JS

ghak99
02-25-2012, 12:34 PM
Anyone who says they wouldn't "hit this" is flat out lying. Hell, I'd do her just to say I did JS

I'm with you.

A phobia of dead end streets... the kid would have.

Would be the biggest figurative, and quite possible literal, notch in the belt so far! :thumb:.

MOhillbilly
02-25-2012, 12:52 PM
Something akin to this.

OnTheWarpath58
02-25-2012, 01:18 PM
She had put on a lot of weight even before her pregnancy. Pic from Summer 2010:

http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/FP_5321476_Simpson_Jessica_ROC_070210.jpg

Maybe her, Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Love Hewitt can get a group rate at their local gym.

It's a goddamn travesty those three let themselves go like that.

Chief Roundup
02-25-2012, 02:13 PM
I could stop buying dairy products for a while. Love me some delicious breast milk.

Oh can't stand Breast Milk. :Lin:

Count Zarth
02-25-2012, 03:34 PM
The only reason she exists as a celebrity is her looks. She's free to cash checks for her looks, then she's free game when she turns into a cow.

:hail:

dilligaf
02-25-2012, 04:43 PM
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked...

qabbaan
02-25-2012, 04:44 PM
Yes I would.

notorious
02-25-2012, 04:45 PM
Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked...


It's not too great, I will tell you that.

BillSelfsTrophycase
02-25-2012, 06:53 PM
Her life doesn't revolve around being your fap material.

False, her celebrity status depends on it

GoTrav
02-25-2012, 07:12 PM
please, most of you fools are still picking up tang at your local Side Pockets...yes...you...would...

MOhillbilly
02-25-2012, 08:01 PM
Puffy cow ass fellas. I took that picture. Not a Fuckin peep. Fuck you all anyways.

scho63
02-28-2012, 03:28 PM
HOLY CHRIST!!! HERE IS THE NEWEST PIC OF HER....:shake:

She couldn't be on top that's for sure

WV
02-28-2012, 04:13 PM
I still wanna see her nekkid!

RockChalk
02-28-2012, 04:14 PM
Why in God's name would a woman that pregnant wear heels like that? No way that's comfortable

Superbowltrashcan
02-28-2012, 05:15 PM
HOLY CHRIST!!! HERE IS THE NEWEST PIC OF HER....:shake:

She couldn't be on top that's for sure
"ROAD WORK AHEAD" on the background sign. That is James Joyce level foreshadowing and subtext......

Micjones
02-28-2012, 05:24 PM
please, most of you fools are still picking up tang at your local Side Pockets...yes...you...would...

Right.

Pestilence
02-28-2012, 05:26 PM
HOLY CHRIST!!! HERE IS THE NEWEST PIC OF HER....:shake:

She couldn't be on top that's for sure

I would definitely bend that over.

salame
03-01-2012, 03:09 AM
http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/4/jessica_simpson_334.jpg

Saccopoo
03-01-2012, 04:02 AM
HOLY CHRIST!!! HERE IS THE NEWEST PIC OF HER....:shake:

She couldn't be on top that's for sure

Is she pregnant?

salame
03-02-2012, 02:15 AM
Is she pregnant?

srsly

RINGLEADER
03-02-2012, 07:56 AM
Few years ago I would be the king of men if I came on here and proved a three-way with Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguliara. How times have changed...

jspchief
03-02-2012, 08:05 AM
http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/4/jessica_simpson_334.jpg



She hasn't looked like that in a long time.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-02-2012, 08:07 AM
Bunch of liars here.

You know if she took you to a public bathroom Roethlisberger-style...you would give yourself up to her and tell no one afterwards. :)

Scaga
03-02-2012, 09:46 AM
HOLY CHRIST!!! HERE IS THE NEWEST PIC OF HER....:shake:

She couldn't be on top that's for sure


That kid is gonna breast-feed until he's 20-22....

durtyrute
03-02-2012, 09:48 AM
Bunch of liars here.

You know if she took you to a public bathroom Roethlisberger-style...you would give yourself up to her and tell no one afterwards. :)

I don't know about you, but I would tell EVERYONE afterwards, including my wife. :D

Valiant
03-02-2012, 10:38 AM
On my phone. But go look up sophia cahil(sp?) On egotastic. Supermodel, hottest preggo I have ever seen. Did the runway pregnant.

ChiefsandO'sfan
03-07-2012, 10:27 AM
<a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=n6q6bb" target="_blank"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/n6q6bb.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

Dayze
03-07-2012, 09:18 PM
Still hit it

RJ
03-07-2012, 09:38 PM
Meh, I see hotter knocked up chicks at the bar every weekend. She's a little too close to dilating for me.

//CP

scho63
03-12-2012, 05:59 PM
She's damn near looking like a slightly younger Kirstie Alley in her fat moment....have the baby already Jessica!

And the recent cover of her on Elle pregnant was photoshopped to take off around 50 pounds!

Mr. Laz
03-12-2012, 10:07 PM
Holy crap ... She is on Tonight Show right now and is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

I didn't even know a stomach could stick straight out so far.

Is she having triplets? :eek:

Phobia
03-12-2012, 10:48 PM
Holy crap ... She is on Tonight Show right now and is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

I didn't even know a stomach could stick straight out so far.

Is she having triplets? :eek:

That's it Mr. Laz. I'm leaving forever.

scho63
03-18-2012, 01:26 AM
Cmon Jessica, have the damn kid already.......

Those are some serious Tig 'ol Bitties

:p

Shogun
03-18-2012, 01:37 AM
<a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=n6q6bb" target="_blank"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/n6q6bb.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp12/eduarprmd/Fun%20Pics/BARF.gif

scho63
03-19-2012, 01:39 PM
She looks like a giant python has swallowed her whole.....

AustinChief
03-19-2012, 02:05 PM
She looks like a giant python has swallowed her whole.....

Hmmm...

listopencil
03-19-2012, 02:40 PM
Hmmm...

Oh shit, I almost spit out my coffee. Seriously though. I would do it and not even think twice about it.

scho63
03-27-2012, 06:48 PM
Updated photo of Jessica Blimp-son

:doh!:

She is ruined......

LiveSteam
03-27-2012, 06:55 PM
At least 10 stitches

mcaj22
03-27-2012, 06:57 PM
who is that guy shes with

is that the bozo that was in the NFL for like a quick minute and was a TE on the 49ers. And then just quit

scho63
03-27-2012, 06:57 PM
who is that guy shes with

is that the bozo that was in the NFL for like a quick minute and was a TE on the 49ers. And then just quit

Yes Eric Johnson

Lonewolf Ed
03-27-2012, 07:08 PM
Updated photo of Jessica Blimp-son

:doh!:

She is ruined......

And people say she is stupid, but look at her boots. She is prepared for when her water breaks!

scho63
04-26-2012, 08:32 PM
Jessica Simpson update-still pregnant and still growing. I will also post a Jessica BP picture (Before Pregnancy) to remind us how naturally hot she was, just like Kate Upton today...

scho63
04-26-2012, 08:32 PM
When she was FAP material....

luv
05-01-2012, 10:34 AM
http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/01/11487046-jessica-simpson-gives-birth-to-baby-girl-maxwell-drew?lite

Jessica Simpson gives birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew
By Us Weekly

Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson, in L.A. Tuesday morning, Us Weekly can confirm. This is her first child with fiance Eric Johnson. According to a source, little Maxwell (she takes her middle name from her maternal grandmother, Tina Simpson, whose maiden name is Drew) weighed in a 9 lbs. 13 ounces.

After just six months of dating, Simpson, 31, and Johnson, 32, got engaged in November 2010. The pair -- who have yet to set a wedding date -- had planned to hold off on making it official until after their baby's arrival. Rushing down the aisle isn't a priority for the star and her former NFL player beau, anyway; during a March appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show, Simpson told the host that Johnson "feels like my husband already."

The Texas native was previously married to Nick Lachey from 2002 until their separation in 2005. (The duo famously documented their life together for MTV's hit reality show, "Newlyweds.") Following her divorce from Lachey, the "Dukes of Hazzard" actress dated Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo from 2007 to 2009. In 2011, both Lachey and Romo tied the knot with their current flames; Romo's wife, Candace Crawford, gave birth to a baby boy Hawkins on April 9, and Lachey's spouse, Vanessa Lachey, is currently expecting the couple's first child.

Simpson first shared her own happy pregnancy news with the world on Twitter last Halloween. Tweeting a photo of her wrapped in a mummy costume, she wrote, "It's true! I am going to be a mummy!" Since then, the "Fashion Star" mentor and Johnson have been counting down the days 'til their little one's arrival. In December, Simpson opened up to Us Weekly about her excitement for "mummy"-hood.

"Eric and I love each other so much, and knowing that I love this baby inside of me is so amazing -- I love it so much and I haven't even met them yet," Simpson gushed. "I can't imagine how much love we'll have for it once it finally comes!"

As her due date approached, the bubbly, uninhibited singer spoke candidly about the not-so-pretty parts of pregnancy, dishing on her strange cravings (buttered Pop Tarts!) and embarrassing physical traits ("I just started calling myself Swamp Ass," Simpson told Jay Leno of sweating through her maternity Spanx.) Among the most outrageous? During a March interview on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Simpson made even seasoned comedian Kimmel blush when she admitted, "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!" And speaking to Ryan Seacrest in an appearance on his radio show last month, the fashion designer opened up about her third-trimester sex drive. "I am definitely 'feeling intimate,'" Simpson told the host. "I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"

philfree
05-01-2012, 10:47 AM
Good for her.

Making fun of pregnant women. Really?

Munson
05-01-2012, 10:51 AM
http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/01/11487046-jessica-simpson-gives-birth-to-baby-girl-maxwell-drew?lite

Jessica Simpson gives birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew

Why would anybody name a baby girl Maxwell?:hmmm:

luv
05-01-2012, 10:54 AM
Why would anybody name a baby girl Maxwell?:hmmm:

Yeah, I read the name and thought maybe they misprinted girl instead of boy. Maxwell Drew doesn't really sound like a unisex name.

Scaga
05-01-2012, 10:59 AM
That kid is going to breast feed until it's 12-13 years old.

scho63
05-01-2012, 11:27 AM
That kid is going to breast feed until it's 12-13 years old.

ROFL

Big baby nearly 10 lbs but just like all celebrities she gives the girl a really dumb name.....MAXWELL DREW

WTF????

Pasta Giant Meatball
05-01-2012, 11:34 AM
That kid is going to breast feed until it's 12-13 years old.

He'll run around shouting I want to see the little man fly!!!!!!!

RockChalk
05-01-2012, 12:42 PM
A friend of mine tweeted this earlier today...

Jessica Simpson ate so much while pregnant when her water broke this morning it had already turned into gravy!

Dave Lane
05-01-2012, 01:20 PM
Buttered Poptarts in the nuke for like 15 seconds rock...

tooge
05-01-2012, 01:51 PM
i'd hit it but I wouldn't tell anyone about it

ghak99
06-22-2012, 09:00 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/06/22/jessica-simpson-fat-pcn-exc-8-480w.jpg

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/06/22/jessica-simpson-fat-pcn-exc-10-480w.jpg

Mr_Tomahawk
06-22-2012, 09:02 PM
Okay.

Hasn't she been pregnant for a couple years now?

She's just fat.

Buehler445
06-22-2012, 09:24 PM
Time for the trainer.

kcpasco
06-22-2012, 09:33 PM
LOL

Some women just gain a ton of weight during pregnancy.
I'm sure with her personal trainers she will lose it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 09:40 PM
I never thought she was great even skinny. Yeah she looked good in Dukes of Hazard. Other than that... pretty common.

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 09:41 PM
Murderer.

notorious
06-22-2012, 09:43 PM
She is the 95%.......




......of women that are fat after having a kid.

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 09:43 PM
I never thought she was great even skinny. Yeah she looked good in Dukes of Hazard. Other than that... pretty common.

You must be joking. She was a hard 10 her whole life.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z-82wxScRkg/Tq4klzACd0I/AAAAAAAAYLY/tcJJRjybrsg/s1600/Jessica_Simpson_lifestyle_010.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QcsOiuETHc4/T6frP4EfhxI/AAAAAAAABo4/k2WLjhVw914/s320/jessica+simpson+hairstyle.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PhwrbJ-QZ5c/T6fsJN1hRMI/AAAAAAAABqY/9l8alc6io6I/s1600/jessica+simpson+hairstyle2.jpg

http://tipsweb.org/wp-content/gallery/jessica-simpson/jessica-simpson-9.jpg

notorious
06-22-2012, 09:44 PM
JFC


Thanks Clay.

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 09:48 PM
http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/03/08/245705-jessica-simpson.jpg

http://amygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Jessica-Simpson-Maxwell-Drew-Johnson.jpg

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 09:50 PM
“Jessica has put on well over 50 lbs,” says Dr. Tara Solomon, owner at The Women’s Wellness Center of South Florida.”She talks about eating cheesecake for breakfast and fried chicken for lunch. She is way too big to be working out, so the weight is piling on.”

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 09:55 PM
You must be joking. She was a hard 10 her whole life.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z-82wxScRkg/Tq4klzACd0I/AAAAAAAAYLY/tcJJRjybrsg/s1600/Jessica_Simpson_lifestyle_010.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QcsOiuETHc4/T6frP4EfhxI/AAAAAAAABo4/k2WLjhVw914/s320/jessica+simpson+hairstyle.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PhwrbJ-QZ5c/T6fsJN1hRMI/AAAAAAAABqY/9l8alc6io6I/s1600/jessica+simpson+hairstyle2.jpg

http://tipsweb.org/wp-content/gallery/jessica-simpson/jessica-simpson-9.jpg

Yeah she has some good pics. Just not really my thing I guess. I guess I don't love blondes that much.

reds> brunettes........................................... blondes

Tribal Warfare
06-22-2012, 09:55 PM
She is the 95%.......




......of women that are fat after having a kid that don't give a shit what they look like.

FYP

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 09:56 PM
reds> brunettes........................................... blondes

http://fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/jessica-simpson-red-hair-top.jpg

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/jessica-simpson-chest-400a051007.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 09:58 PM
http://fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/jessica-simpson-red-hair-top.jpg

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/jessica-simpson-chest-400a051007.jpg

LMAO nice work Clay.... better in both of those.

Lumpy
06-22-2012, 10:02 PM
“Jessica has put on well over 50 lbs,” says Dr. Tara Solomon, owner at The Women’s Wellness Center of South Florida.”She talks about eating cheesecake for breakfast and fried chicken for lunch. She is way too big to be working out, so the weight is piling on.”

:eek: Damn, Jessica! Put that shit down!!

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 10:02 PM
winner: nick lachey

http://hollywoodfaqs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/vanessa-minnillo-and-nick-lachey-2012.jpg

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 10:06 PM
Don't get me wrong... Jessica is pretty. But even as a red she's not as hot as my last gf (imo) and as a brunette not as hot mf gf before that. Just my opinion. You're all welcome to drool. I like what I like.

MIAdragon
06-22-2012, 10:13 PM
Don't get me wrong... Jessica is pretty. But even as a red she's not as hot as my last gf (imo) and as a brunette not as hot mf gf before that. Just my opinion. You're all welcome to drool. I like what I like.

I think you should let CP decide, pics or GTFO.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 10:20 PM
I think you should let CP decide, pics or GTFO.

Don't have them anymore. Wouldn't post them if I did have them. Most of you wouldn't agree... I just like what I like.

griZZly64
06-22-2012, 10:34 PM
Don't have them anymore. Wouldn't post them if I did have them. Most of you wouldn't agree... I just like what I like.

Yeah here in Cali skinny blondes are the most common female around. I like mine with a big round ass and thick sexy thighs.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 10:38 PM
Yeah here in Cali skinny blondes are the most common female around. I like mine with a big round ass and thick sexy thighs.

I partially lied... I do have a pic of last gf's cleveage that I called "the freckle vortex" and one of her in her undies. Didn't think I still had them. Still not sharing. We may not be together anymore but I'm not about to do the internet to her.

listopencil
06-22-2012, 10:38 PM
Yeah here in Cali skinny blondes are the most common female around. I like mine with a big round ass and thick sexy thighs.

^

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 10:41 PM
Still not sharing.

Thanks.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 10:49 PM
Thanks.

I don't hate women as much as you I guess. I don't hate Chrissy at all we just didn't work out. I miss her freckly face though. She's a good girl... I won't open her up to trashing on the internet.

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 10:51 PM
Thanks.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 10:53 PM
Thanks.

Welcome.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 10:56 PM
Look up Cintia Dicker. That's Chrissys twin. I'm not saying Chris's body was that perfect but close enough... and in the face.... almost dead ringers. It's scary.

ForeverChiefs58
06-22-2012, 11:02 PM
I never thought she was great even skinny. Yeah she looked good in Dukes of Hazard. Other than that... pretty common.

Didn't you say the same about Kate Upton? :spock:

Bizzar. To each his own I guess. I know some on here think some women are too fat (Omaha) that I would rate as perfect.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2012, 11:04 PM
Didn't you say the same about Kate Upton? :spock:

Bizzar. To each his own I guess. I know some on here think some women are too fat (Omaha) that I would rate as perfect.

Yeah I don't find Kate Upton or Jessica Simpson that great. So sue me. Neither are ugly... neither are that hot.

Count Zarth
06-22-2012, 11:10 PM
Elbows too sharp for sure.

ForeverChiefs58
06-23-2012, 10:01 AM
I heard on the radio the other day she is now coming out with her own line of maternity clothes.

She also just signed a $4 million Weight Watchers deal. Crazy since I am sure her personal trainers will be the ones actually getting her to lose the weight.

She should use some of that money to upgrade her photoshop or pay someone to put her makeup on before being involved in any photos.

She took a picture of herself with this caption:

Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???
http://lockerz.vo.llnwd.net/v1/photos/medium/x2_d11a53c

:eek::Lin:

Mr. Laz
06-23-2012, 10:21 AM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/06/22/jessica-simpson-fat-pcn-exc-8-480w.jpg
wow, look at those huge rolls.

she might lose weight but i'm not sure she'll ever be able to get rid of rolls of skin etc.

tis sad really ... she was so munchable

Mr. Laz
06-23-2012, 10:40 AM
to cleanse the palate

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/9773/jessicasimpson15a.th.jpg (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson15a.jpg/) http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/909/jessicasimpson24.th.jpg (http://img594.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson24.jpg/) http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9895/jessicasimpson80.th.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson80.jpg/) http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/351/jessicasimpson84.th.jpg (http://img84.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson84.jpg/) http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1056/jessicasimpson469.th.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson469.jpg/)
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5955/jessicasimpson120.th.jpg (http://img706.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson120.jpg/) http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5053/jessicasimpson169.th.jpg (http://img194.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson169.jpg/) http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1961/jessicasimpson251.th.jpg (http://img812.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson251.jpg/) http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6715/jessicasimpson439.th.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/i/jessicasimpson439.jpg/)

ThaVirus
06-23-2012, 11:41 AM
Wow, she looks absolutely nothing like she did in her skinnier days..

Bowser
06-23-2012, 11:46 AM
She'll lose the weight. She has too much money and too many people to help her get there, and then everyone will want to give her a jump again.

whoman69
06-23-2012, 11:47 AM
Tony Romo got out in time. He can look at the pics from the sexier days and say, "I hit that." If she gets back to that form, she would be on my bang bucket list.

scho63
06-23-2012, 11:52 AM
She took a picture of herself with this caption:

Just taking a walk around the block... Street legal???
http://lockerz.vo.llnwd.net/v1/photos/medium/x2_d11a53c

:eek::Lin:

:p

You beat me to the punch. I downloaded this photo to do the same thing except I was going to talk about the fact her kid will be eating for a lifetime off those juggs and hopefully she won't drown in a sea of milk.

Those are gargantuan!

ThaVirus
06-23-2012, 12:03 PM
For the record, I still would.

Munson
06-23-2012, 12:09 PM
I would motorboat the sh*t out of her.

And I'd still hit it. She'll lose the weight soon enough.

dilligaf
06-23-2012, 12:21 PM
I would motorboat the sh*t out of her.

And I'd still hit it. She'll lose the weight soon enough.

Me too

ForeverChiefs58
06-23-2012, 12:46 PM
:p

You beat me to the punch. I downloaded this photo to do the same thing except I was going to talk about the fact her kid will be eating for a lifetime off those juggs and hopefully she won't drown in a sea of milk.

Those are gargantuan!

Hard to find jugs that big at a wholesale club. You don't see tits that would dwarf a 10 pound baby very often from someone that used to rock daisy dukes.

Not sure what happened to Jessica Simpson, but I think Kristie Alley is posing as her and may have just mistakenly took her as a giant blonde haired twinkie and ate her.

ForeverChiefs58
06-23-2012, 01:03 PM
She is pretty simular to the Nicole Eggert story:

From this:
http://img4.celebscentral.net/images/users/15075/200720/nicole-eggert-105.jpg
http://img4.celebscentral.net/images/users/15075/200720/nicole-eggert-103.jpg
http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/nicole-eggert/nicole-eggert-19624.jpg
http://www.nicoleeggert.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/gallery/nicole-eggert/nicole-eggert-24.jpg


To this:
http://celebritiesgettingfat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nicole-eggert-fat-now-bikini.jpg
http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/76855_Nicole_Eggert_008_122_99lo.jpg
http://celebrityodor.com/galleries/2009/9/nicole_eggert_fat_fail/nicole_eggert_fat_fail_010.jpg

She may have lost some weight now, but is shell of former self
http://cdn.bourgy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nicole-eggert-loses-the-weight-e1269909885346.jpg

MIAdragon
06-23-2012, 02:11 PM
Thats called getting older.

whoman69
06-23-2012, 02:14 PM
I think gay guys would look at this and say, "Sure, I'll try it once."

http://balancesheet.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/jessicasimpsoncarwash.jpg

Count Zarth
06-23-2012, 02:27 PM
Thats called getting older.

No it's not.

It's called not giving a shit about your diet.

Mr. Laz
06-23-2012, 02:33 PM
movie guys asked Eggert to put on weight for spoof movie iirc

Kirby
06-23-2012, 04:43 PM
Fat/ me

Brock
07-03-2012, 02:16 PM
LOL

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jessica_simpson_at_the_gym.jpg

sedated
07-03-2012, 02:24 PM
LOL

holy crap :eek:

Phobia
07-03-2012, 02:25 PM
Good grief. Reminds me of my ex-wife. Scary stuff.

Cave Johnson
07-03-2012, 02:30 PM
Hulk smash.

Two-Twenty
07-03-2012, 02:32 PM
No it's not.

It's called not giving a shit about your diet.

:clap:

Pestilence
07-03-2012, 02:43 PM
That's a lot of milk.

Donger
07-03-2012, 02:47 PM
LOL

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jessica_simpson_at_the_gym.jpg

Wow. Someone should have told her that you shouldn't eat the baby.

SuperChief
07-03-2012, 02:48 PM
Bet she gets PLENTY of old, half-erect cock now.


. . . oh wait, I thought that was Anna Nicole a few years back.

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-03-2012, 03:16 PM
Her blowjob lips still look quite functional.

listopencil
07-03-2012, 03:33 PM
For the record, I still would.

^

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-03-2012, 04:12 PM
Looks like she could use some help working off the weight...I'll volunteer

ChiTown
07-03-2012, 04:19 PM
LOL

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jessica_simpson_at_the_gym.jpg

ROFL JFC!

scho63
07-19-2012, 02:44 PM
She has started a new diet plan because the old one and exercising aren't cutting it.

She has two milk shakes in the morning, three more at lunch, and five milk shakes at dinner.

She calls her new plan "Slim Slow"

Mr. Laz
07-19-2012, 02:46 PM
She has started a new diet plan because the old one and exercising aren't cutting it.

She has two milk shakes in the morning, three more at lunch, and five milk shakes at dinner.

She calls her new plan "Slim Slow"

apparently she agreed to a Weight Watchers contract early on and gets paid millions for it. some people think she deliberately added more weight just for Weight Watchers.

Sofa King
07-19-2012, 02:58 PM
Jesus.... That is horrible.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EwvHoubUgBI/SwUUtg-7uSI/AAAAAAAAEvM/WZ32KaNG3k8/s1600/jessica-simpson_hot_photo_wallpaper_picture+(9).jpg

http://www.money-moguls.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jessica-simpson.jpg

http://celebritydb.net/wp-content/flagallery/jessica-simpson-hot-pics/jessica-simpson-hot-1.jpg

Amnorix
07-19-2012, 03:02 PM
JFC, a truly stunningly hot babe has turned into a complete whale.

:shake:

jd1020
07-19-2012, 03:04 PM
JFC, a truly stunningly hot babe has turned into a complete whale.

:shake:

Happens a lot. They just don't have paparazzi following them every where they go.

vailpass
07-19-2012, 03:08 PM
JFC, a truly stunningly hot babe has turned into a complete whale.

:shake:

Wow you guys. Harshness. Pregnancy does that to some women. Doesn't mean she can't come back from it.

jd1020
07-19-2012, 03:12 PM
Wow you guys. Harshness. Pregnancy does that to some women. Doesn't mean she can't come back from it.

Thats more than just baby weight. I doubt she ever looks the same in a bikini even if she does lose it. Gonna have excess skin flabbing around with stretch marks. Ugh. Ruined.

vailpass
07-19-2012, 03:13 PM
Thats more than just baby weight. I doubt she ever looks the same in a bikini even if she does lose it. Gonna have excess skin flabbing around with stretch marks. Ugh. Ruined.

Okay Hef.

Brock
07-19-2012, 03:14 PM
Okay Hef.

Is your wife a wildebeest too?

vailpass
07-19-2012, 03:15 PM
Is your wife a wildebeest too?

No, she's a landing strip kind of girl. We swim 9 months out of the year here so girls can't walk around hairy.

Chronic
07-19-2012, 03:29 PM
Ya gotta look at a womans ankles before you marry them

Lonewolf Ed
07-19-2012, 03:43 PM
And what about them?

vailpass
07-19-2012, 03:51 PM
And what about them?

If you can get them more than 36 inches apart she's a keeper.

LiveSteam
07-19-2012, 04:27 PM
Dam Jessica went from an asshole I would like to lick, to:bolt:..................

Saul Good
07-19-2012, 04:27 PM
And what about them?

What does it mean if there's a couple of black dudes between them.

sedated
07-19-2012, 04:41 PM
Wow you guys. Harshness. Pregnancy does that to some women. Doesn't mean she can't come back from it.

There are women in my office, in their 40s, who never go to the gym, eat carry-out food for lunch every day, and snack on chocolate constantly, and are not as fat as JS is now.

Saul Good
07-19-2012, 04:47 PM
There are women in my office, in their 40s, who never go to the gym, eat carry-out food for lunch every day, and snack on chocolate constantly, and are not as fat as JS is now.

Did they just have babies?

Fish
07-19-2012, 04:47 PM
Wow you guys. Harshness. Pregnancy does that to some women. Doesn't mean she can't come back from it.

She got famous because of her looks. For "Beauty celebs", that pendulum of public approval swings hard both ways.

Lonewolf Ed
07-19-2012, 04:52 PM
She can always fall back on her acting skills! :)

Lonewolf Ed
07-19-2012, 04:54 PM
If you can get them more than 36 inches apart she's a keeper.

Which way, east to west or north to south?

vailpass
07-19-2012, 04:55 PM
Which way, east to west or north to south?

:D Never thought about it that way.

whoman69
07-19-2012, 07:04 PM
Jesus.... That is horrible.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EwvHoubUgBI/SwUUtg-7uSI/AAAAAAAAEvM/WZ32KaNG3k8/s1600/jessica-simpson_hot_photo_wallpaper_picture+(9).jpg

http://www.money-moguls.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jessica-simpson.jpg

http://celebritydb.net/wp-content/flagallery/jessica-simpson-hot-pics/jessica-simpson-hot-1.jpg

It would be one of the greatest tragedies in the history of mankind if she cannot return to form.

jd1020
07-19-2012, 07:14 PM
That 3rd pic almost looks like Katherine Heigl.

scho63
09-12-2012, 03:21 PM
How many starving kids can she feed with these ginormous juggs of glory???
:eek:

Holy cow, I would love to see these out taking a walk in the fresh air!

Funny how her Weight Watchers commercial only showed her from the head up and she said she was working on losing weight...Not in her titties obviously.

whoman69
09-12-2012, 04:53 PM
Its coming off. She has lost 40 lbs since the baby was born. There is a way to go yet. This is from Katie Couric's show yesterday.

http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jessica-Simpson-reveals-her-post-baby-body-on-Katie-Couric.jpg

Count Zarth
09-12-2012, 05:03 PM
Its coming off. She has lost 40 lbs since the baby was born. There is a way to go yet. This is from Katie Couric's show yesterday.

http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jessica-Simpson-reveals-her-post-baby-body-on-Katie-Couric.jpg

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww143/beroddie/HouseSadNod.gif

ThaVirus
09-12-2012, 05:06 PM
What does it mean if there's a couple of black dudes between them.

Then board the train.

Just make sure to hop off before Relationshipville.

scho63
09-12-2012, 05:20 PM
Its coming off. She has lost 40 lbs since the baby was born. There is a way to go yet. This is from Katie Couric's show yesterday.

http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jessica-Simpson-reveals-her-post-baby-body-on-Katie-Couric.jpg

I've always had the hots for Sheryl Crow-she is getting up there in age and she seems like she will never marry. Jessica should lend her 10 pound of tit...:p

MIAdragon
09-12-2012, 05:47 PM
Its coming off. She has lost 40 lbs since the baby was born. There is a way to go yet. This is from Katie Couric's show yesterday.

http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jessica-Simpson-reveals-her-post-baby-body-on-Katie-Couric.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNbJ6R8shr0rACJTbuIqjTRfldfL03fGv0tsDHkfIV80nqy_QJ22VbMY-T

Mr. Laz
09-12-2012, 06:04 PM
Its coming off. She has lost 40 lbs since the baby was born. There is a way to go yet. This is from Katie Couric's show yesterday.

http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jessica-Simpson-reveals-her-post-baby-body-on-Katie-Couric.jpgI saw a clip of that

She was strapped into that dress pretty good. Had steel radial spanks or some shit going on underneath.

also the 1 and 1/2 chin

she's getting there though

scho63
09-21-2012, 07:35 PM
I've been pretty damn critical of Juggsica during her pregnancy but her legs now look pretty hot and she is finally losing the baby fat.....

:drool:

dannybcaitlyn
09-22-2012, 07:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyq544F6H1g some shots of Jessica and other hot celebs. The song also brings back good memories.

Rausch
09-22-2012, 07:54 AM
I saw a clip of that

She was strapped into that dress pretty good. Had steel radial spanks or some shit going on underneath.

also the 1 and 1/2 chin

she's getting there though

I know I'm a little sideways but I'd wreck Katie Couric...

Cave Johnson
11-06-2012, 10:07 AM
Don't call it a comeback....

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/11/jessica-simpson-looks-sort-of-amazing-again/

whoman69
11-06-2012, 12:36 PM
I know I'm a little sideways but I'd wreck Katie Couric...

She said in an interview that she doesn't give head because its demeaning.

theelusiveeightrop
11-06-2012, 12:43 PM
She said in an interview that she doesn't give head because its demeaning.


Demeaning for who?

Sorter
11-06-2012, 12:45 PM
She said in an interview that she doesn't give head because its demeaning.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2vrvny8.jpg

Woodchuck
11-06-2012, 12:53 PM
I know I'm a little sideways but I'd wreck Katie Couric...

I would to man. I would do her and Diane Sawyer at the same time. :hump:

bowener
11-06-2012, 01:04 PM
Don't call it a comeback....

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/11/jessica-simpson-looks-sort-of-amazing-again/

She looks like a fat girl wedged into a corset. Nothing earth shattering there except for wherever she stepped. Hell, every street corner had some trashy white girl stuffed into a ren fair top like that on Halloween.

scho63
11-15-2012, 12:52 PM
:grovel:

She got her shit together!

I still want to see her baby feeding machines au natural.

vailpass
11-15-2012, 12:59 PM
She looks like a fat girl wedged into a corset. Nothing earth shattering there except for wherever she stepped. Hell, every street corner had some trashy white girl stuffed into a ren fair top like that on Halloween.

Yep. She's got some work to do still.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-17-2012, 02:25 PM
:grovel:

She got her shit together!

I still want to see her baby feeding machines au natural.

I like her friend better.

Count Zarth
11-17-2012, 02:31 PM
She looks like the fat sister of her younger self.

BigMeatballDave
11-17-2012, 02:46 PM
I like her friend better.

Yikes. That bitch is hideous.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-17-2012, 02:49 PM
Yikes. That bitch is hideous.

She's tall, blond, and probably very hot.

okoye35chiefs
11-17-2012, 02:58 PM
http://www.californiasurgicalinstitute.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jessica-simpson-fat-pic-ab85d.jpeg

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-17-2012, 03:03 PM
Oh God my eyes...

ThaVirus
11-17-2012, 03:04 PM
http://www.californiasurgicalinstitute.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jessica-simpson-fat-pic-ab85d.jpeg

Holy balls she let herself go!

For the record, I still would.

Munson
11-17-2012, 03:07 PM
I'd still hit it. :hump:

Fried Meat Ball!
11-17-2012, 03:38 PM
http://www.californiasurgicalinstitute.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jessica-simpson-fat-pic-ab85d.jpeg

That looks 'shopped. :shrug:

Crush
11-17-2012, 03:40 PM
http://www.californiasurgicalinstitute.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jessica-simpson-fat-pic-ab85d.jpeg

That's an obvious photoshop. I can tell by the pixels.

okoye35chiefs
11-17-2012, 03:42 PM
check these pixels

http://divabetic.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/jessica-simpson-fat.jpg

Crush
11-17-2012, 03:50 PM
That first pic you posted is fake though. Just look at the face. That second pic looks like a retarded seal.

okoye35chiefs
11-17-2012, 03:51 PM
That first pic you posted is fake though. Just look at the face. That second pic looks like a retarded seal.

ROFL

theelusiveeightrop
11-17-2012, 03:52 PM
Are Jessica and wetnessa the same woman?

Mr. Laz
11-17-2012, 04:37 PM
http://www.californiasurgicalinstitute.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jessica-simpson-fat-pic-ab85d.jpeg

check these pixels

http://divabetic.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/jessica-simpson-fat.jpg
fake and fake

BigMeatballDave
11-17-2012, 05:17 PM
LMAO obvious fakes

listopencil
11-17-2012, 05:28 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNbJ6R8shr0rACJTbuIqjTRfldfL03fGv0tsDHkfIV80nqy_QJ22VbMY-T


Hell yeah.

dmahurin
11-17-2012, 05:36 PM
I like her friend better.

That friend is her sister Ashlee Simpson.

http://www.realorfakebreasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Ashlee-Simpson-005.jpg

ghak99
11-17-2012, 06:25 PM
That friend is her sister Ashlee Simpson.

http://www.realorfakebreasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Ashlee-Simpson-005.jpg

Good lord, what the **** happened to her?

Mr. Laz
11-17-2012, 06:31 PM
Good lord, what the **** happened to her?
plastic surgery

eating disorder

ChiefsandO'sfan
11-18-2012, 10:35 AM
http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/jessica_simpson_collection_launch#tab=health&id=1007833


Almost there.

Mr. Laz
11-18-2012, 10:42 AM
closer than Xtina

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2012/11/17/1226518/740201-christina-aguilera.jpg

scho63
11-18-2012, 02:20 PM
closer than Xtina

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2012/11/17/1226518/740201-christina-aguilera.jpg

She's an alcoholic mess. She has major issues and looks terrible. Her voice however is incredible

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-18-2012, 03:35 PM
Good lord, Christina, WTF happened girl?!?!

scho63
11-28-2012, 07:45 AM
So much for the weight loss.....big juggs here we come!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-simpson-pregnant-again-110000378-us-weekly.html

-----------------------------------

Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest -- and totally unexpected! -- present early: Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms.

"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson.

Engaged for the past two years, Simpson and former NFL pro Johnson, 33, welcomed Maxwell -- a whopping 9 pound, 13 ounce bundle of joy! -- on May 1 of this year.

And while Simpson felt energized about her admirable 70-pound slimdown post-baby, her greatest inspiration is being a mom.
"Motherhood is a dream," she told Katie Couric back in September. "It really is absolutely amazing."

notorious
11-28-2012, 07:47 AM
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/WUn3oibRGUVPNvxIIli8Bw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7aD00NzQ7cT04NTtzbT0xO3c9MzQz/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/USWeekly/1354048895_u930cover-article.jpg


Damn, she is starting to look like a witch.

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-28-2012, 07:57 AM
You'd still be a motorboatin SOB on those jugs notorious. Don't lie :p

TeaQue
11-28-2012, 09:20 AM
Goddamn she is disgusting

BigMeatballDave
11-28-2012, 09:36 AM
Juggsica 2: Shamu

notorious
11-28-2012, 09:37 AM
You'd still be a motorboatin SOB on those jugs notorious. Don't lie :p

You bet your ass I would.

Pestilence
11-28-2012, 09:38 AM
I give it 1-2 years and she's going to be divorced with 2 kids.

Mr. Laz
11-28-2012, 10:15 AM
Dam ... she had just started looking pretty good again.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8350/p17cv04raj12bp103a17l21.jpg

whoman69
11-28-2012, 12:58 PM
http://futurelawyer.typepad.com/futurelawyer/images/2008/10/08/mr_bill.png

Donger
11-28-2012, 01:00 PM
I wonder if she's regretting not giving head now.

something cooler
11-28-2012, 01:04 PM
I wonder if she's regretting not giving head now.

Or atleast not sucking it dry before she stuck it in.

scho63
01-16-2013, 04:48 PM
Her tits are busting out already and it's only been about three months! HOLY SHIT SHE IS GOING TO BE HUGE!!!!

theelusiveeightrop
01-16-2013, 04:50 PM
Plumpy.

KChiefer
01-16-2013, 04:52 PM
Holy Cow!!! ...errr, leopard!!!

The_Doctor10
01-16-2013, 04:53 PM
I wonder if she's regretting not giving head now.

If she gives it up enough to be pregnant seven months after having a kid, who gives a fuck? Bitch probably LOVES the D

Mr. Laz
01-16-2013, 04:54 PM
I guess her hips really don't lie

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Strongside
01-16-2013, 04:55 PM
The return of the pizza nipples. It has happened.

ThaVirus
01-16-2013, 05:00 PM
Her tits are busting out already and it's only been about three months! HOLY SHIT SHE IS GOING TO BE HUGE!!!!

She's definitely way overweight.. But I'd fuck the shit out of her.

Munson
01-16-2013, 05:00 PM
Motorboat!

Red Beans
01-16-2013, 06:07 PM
Her tits are busting out already and it's only been about three months! HOLY SHIT SHE IS GOING TO BE HUGE!!!!

She's nearing Anna Nicole Smith territory... I'd still...