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burt
02-26-2012, 06:56 AM
Hope it is a great Birthday, you mad moderator! And Happy Birthday to ncCHIEFfan!

sorry if repost.

Hog Farmer
02-26-2012, 06:57 AM
burt should be banned !

bevischief
02-26-2012, 07:05 AM
Happy Birthday.

Bwana
02-26-2012, 07:08 AM
Happy Birthday dude!

munkey
02-26-2012, 07:08 AM
Happy Birthday Phil...

Gonzo
02-26-2012, 07:21 AM
Happy B-Day man.
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BoneKrusher
02-26-2012, 07:22 AM
Happy B'Day Man!

big nasty kcnut
02-26-2012, 07:24 AM
Happy birthday Phil don't make anybody wife fat lol j/k

DenverDanChiefsFan
02-26-2012, 07:27 AM
HBD Phil

gblowfish
02-26-2012, 07:31 AM
Hope you have a great BD Phobes...

ncCHIEFfan
02-26-2012, 07:32 AM
Thanks Burt

bevischief
02-26-2012, 07:42 AM
you now we are going to get banned for this?

Nzoner
02-26-2012, 07:47 AM
http://www.beeronthewall.com/media/gift-baskets/imported-beer-gifts/happy-birthday-beer-gift-imports-lg.jpg

Gonzo
02-26-2012, 07:54 AM
you now we are going to get banned for this?

Reported.
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bevischief
02-26-2012, 07:58 AM
Reported.
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:deevee:


ROFL

Old Dog
02-26-2012, 08:01 AM
HBD

seclark
02-26-2012, 08:06 AM
hbd phil
sec

FAX
02-26-2012, 08:21 AM
I didn't know Mr. Phobia could have birthdays ... I thought he sprang fully formed from Odin's hairpiece before the beginning of time in order to bring banning to humankind. That's the story told by the elder Planeteers, anyhow.

FAX

KCinNY
02-26-2012, 08:26 AM
Happy Birthday, Phil!

One of the Planet's all-time greats.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-26-2012, 08:56 AM
ROFL This dude has so many birthdays. I don't even know which one is the real one.

Raiderhader
02-26-2012, 08:57 AM
I didn't know Mr. Phobia could have birthdays ... I thought he sprang fully formed from Odin's hairpiece before the beginning of time in order to bring banning to humankind. That's the story told by the elder Planeteers, anyhow.

FAX


He sprang from something alright, but it wasn't anyone's hairpiece.


Happy Birthday, Phil.

DomerNKC
02-26-2012, 08:57 AM
Happy Birthday Phil!

DomerNKC
02-26-2012, 08:59 AM
This is a repost from last year though...

boogblaster
02-26-2012, 09:10 AM
HBD .. sex and booze ..

JOhn
02-26-2012, 09:34 AM
I didn't know Mr. Phobia could have birthdays ... I thought he sprang fully formed from Odin's hairpiece before the beginning of time in order to bring banning to humankind. That's the story told by the elder Planeteers, anyhow.

FAX

Actually I believe he sprang out of the primordial ooze that was the KC Star BB.
My theory is that he is a creation of AustinChief's mad skills. :shrug:


Anyway, Happy Birthday Phil

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-26-2012, 09:38 AM
Have a good'n ya big stupid fathead

Tribal Warfare
02-26-2012, 09:41 AM
Happy Birthday Phil

RJ
02-26-2012, 09:43 AM
As far as I know Phobia created the internet.

HBD to you sir, and many more.

cabletech94
02-26-2012, 09:45 AM
As far as I know Phobia created the internet.

HBD to you sir, and many more.

if he didn't create it, he at least enforces it.

hbd, chief!

ChiefsNow
02-26-2012, 10:01 AM
HBD

mlyonsd
02-26-2012, 10:03 AM
HBD phob. I hope you're having chili.

Extra Point
02-26-2012, 10:27 AM
HBD!

WilliamTheIrish
02-26-2012, 11:04 AM
"inner circle" birthday greetings.

(commence secret handshake)

whoman69
02-26-2012, 11:41 AM
http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/birthday_cake.jpg

scho63
02-26-2012, 12:28 PM
I heard anyone who misses wishing Phobia a Happy Birthday will be banned until his next birthday, so have a great day and put the ban hammer down for the day!

TEX
02-26-2012, 12:36 PM
Happy Birthday Phil - Have a good one! :toast:

RedNeckRaider
02-26-2012, 01:15 PM
Hope it as good one my friend and rival~

Ultra Peanut
02-26-2012, 01:31 PM
~daps~

Count Zarth
02-26-2012, 01:40 PM
Joy to the World , the Lord is come!
Let earth receive her King;
Let every heart prepare Him room,
And Heaven and nature sing,
And Heaven and nature sing,
And Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing.

Joy to the World, the Savior reigns!
Let men their songs employ;
While fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy.

No more let sins and sorrows grow,
Nor thorns infest the ground;
He comes to make His blessings flow
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as, far as, the curse is found.

He rules the world with truth and grace,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of His righteousness,
And wonders of His love,
And wonders of His love,
And wonders, wonders, of His love.

Easy 6
02-26-2012, 01:50 PM
Heres to you man, HBD... :BLVD:

Guru
02-26-2012, 03:27 PM
HBD Phobia. Have a great one.

Phobia
02-26-2012, 04:23 PM
Thanks fellers.

kcnut, for my birthday gift, I would love it if you would pick another funny joke and run with it for a while. The fat wife thing is funny in moderation, like once or twice an hour but no more than that.

patteeu
02-26-2012, 05:09 PM
Happy birthday, Phobia!


Picture of chicks who attended Phobia's party BEFORE:

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/e/7/e7f34-hot_bikini_girls.jpg

Picture of chicks who attended Phobia's party AFTER:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/dorien360/4FatLadies.jpg

patteeu
02-26-2012, 05:10 PM
Thanks fellers.

kcnut, for my birthday gift, I would love it if you would pick another funny joke and run with it for a while. The fat wife thing is funny in moderation, like once or twice an hour but no more than that.

Oops.

Gonzo
02-26-2012, 05:13 PM
Old!
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KurtCobain
02-26-2012, 05:18 PM
Jesus I don't wanna ever get old.


Hbd Phil.
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digger
02-26-2012, 05:40 PM
Happy Birthday.

Phobia
02-26-2012, 06:22 PM
Oops.

Heh. kcnut makes the joke on here, on facebook, and if I ever checked email I'll bet it's in there too.

Dylan
02-26-2012, 07:54 PM
To Phobia:
http://www.weight-loss-life-coaching.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/426703_handwriting.jpg

http://media.cakecentral.com/gallery/60037/normal_1309369524.JPG


http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/9268f5366d840efd8cb13053488ab982/http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/SoraLoverForever/ScrollDivider.png

Fritz88
02-26-2012, 07:59 PM
Pics or it never happened.
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FAX
02-26-2012, 08:07 PM
Well, I guess you really do have birthdays ... who knew?

Anyway, here's a little birthday poetism I made for you, Mr. Phobia. I hope you like it on account of the fact that I spent all year long on it and missed a lot of work in the process which cost me a ton of money and I finally got fired and lost my car and my house and I had to give my dog away to the animal shelter, but that's okay since it's your birthday and stuff, so here it is ...

There once was a poster named Phil
Who sent Nick at Warpaint a bill
But Nick did not pay his wage
So he expresses his rage
Banning posters who don't bend to his will

Happy birthday,

FAX

Lumpy
02-26-2012, 09:17 PM
HBD to the best inner circle jerk pivot man around! May you never get carpal tunnel. :D

Seriously though, I hope you had a great day, Mr. Phobia!






Please don't ban me.

Phobia
02-26-2012, 10:45 PM
It was a good day. My 18 year old daughter lives with us now and she's been a lot of fun. It has been a long haul with my kids from my first marriage as many of you long-time Planeteers will probably recall. I can't think of a better birthday gift than when your pseudo-adult child makes a responsible decision and opts to live at the place that is better for her life goals. I'm glad our patience has finally been rewarded and I really enjoy having her around to teach her some of the things I've always wanted to share.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-26-2012, 10:46 PM
It was a good day. My 18 year old daughter lives with us now and she's been a lot of fun. It has been a long haul with my kids from my first marriage as many of you long-time Planeteers will probably recall. I can't think of a better birthday gift than when your pseudo-adult child makes a responsible decision and opts to live at the place that is better for her life goals. I'm glad our patience has finally been rewarded and I really enjoy having her around to teach her some of the things I've always wanted to share.

That's great. You get a bday bj or not?

edit... for anyone misunderstanding this post I was only referring to Phils lovely wife.

:D

Phobia
02-26-2012, 10:48 PM
That's great. You get a bday bj or not?

You were in town?

KurtCobain
02-26-2012, 10:50 PM
My favorite neg reps have come from you phil. You have the kind of humor i enjoy, and it's always good to have lines though, yah big ape! Glad to hear about your daughter!!
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Dr. Facebook Fever
02-26-2012, 10:52 PM
You were in town?

No, that's why I was counting on Pink. I'd have called if I was.

patteeu
02-27-2012, 05:59 AM
That's great. You get a bday bj or not?

Good Lord, she's his daughter, man. 18 doesn't make it OK when it's your daughter.

patteeu
02-27-2012, 06:00 AM
No, that's why I was counting on Pink. I'd have called if I was.

Oops. ;)

Gonzo
02-27-2012, 07:26 AM
Good Lord, she's his daughter, man. 18 doesn't make it OK when it's your daughter.
Nice knowing you.
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HemiEd
02-27-2012, 08:55 AM
Hope you had a nice one Phil! :toast:

vailpass
02-27-2012, 09:24 AM
Before I respond, is this a prayer thread?

HBD Phobia.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-27-2012, 09:36 AM
Good Lord, she's his daughter, man. 18 doesn't make it OK when it's your daughter.

Heh I see how that could have been taken wrong now that I re-read it.... no, no.... good GOD no...

Phobia
02-27-2012, 09:52 AM
Heh I see how that could have been taken wrong ...

by somebody from West Virginia or Arkansas.

Dr. Facebook Fever
02-27-2012, 09:52 AM
by somebody from West Virginia or Arkansas.

Is that where patteeu is from? heh.

Phobia
02-27-2012, 09:56 AM
Is that where patteeu is from? heh.

Don't know. Seems like a lot of inbreeding though.

Rain Man
02-27-2012, 10:10 AM
I'm wishing phobia a happy birthday since otherwise he might use one of those Marine Corps hand to hand combat moves on me.

Phobia
02-27-2012, 10:14 AM
I'm wishing phobia a happy birthday since otherwise he might use one of those Marine Corps hand to hand combat moves on me.

I would never. Not on you, Rain Man. Maybe on a girl though. I think I could still take a girl in my advanced age.

seclark
02-27-2012, 10:14 AM
I'm wishing phobia a happy birthday since otherwise he might use one of those Marine Corps hand to hand combat moves on me.

.

Phobia
02-27-2012, 10:15 AM
.

Exactly.

go bowe
02-27-2012, 10:19 AM
have a hap hap happy birthday! :toast: